35 Funny And Relatable Memes From This IG Page That Perfectly Sum Up Relationships

Indeed. Moar tacos!

It's just starters. Helps to open the tummy for the main event

It friggin isn’t

No, but you have eyes and can, presumably, think critically - why should Tanya have direct you like a little boy, be the fecken man you claim you are!

I think they meant not having to ask someone to do perfectly obvious chores that remain undone. Like dishes in sink and laundry in hamper and well chores that any functional adult should know exist.

If you do not 'see' the chores that need to be done, you need to come up with a way to remind yourself. Nobody wants to live with a man-child and tell them all the time.. 'please clean the kitchen, could you please fold the laundry, can you do the groceries'. At least that is what I am thinking of when I see this post.

I think the post is more about f****g on the first date or not.

Right. Marriage is primarily for the protection of the children or a spouse who gave up his/her career, to make sure that they were adequately taken care of in the event of a split. Like a pre-nup, but instead of a pre-nup, it was a pre-sex.

Prenuptial agreements are very useful in this regard.

You are already net positive to me. And I'm happily married! 😊

this is when marriage becomes real. like, hey, you are good for me. we have our ups and downs but I'm glad you're in my life because you make it better.

Lol here I am thinking if I break even im good

NO! DON'T! Settle for ugly, settle for an annoying laugh, settle for never putting the toilet seat down, settle for a guy with a dead-end job, settle for an embarrassing car, settle for a nerd, or settle for uneducated, but never, never, never settle for someone who doesn't treasure you.

As is their absolute right

Today the cats and I received a gun that shoots cat balls! Waiting for the kitten to wake up and hopefully he likes the toy as much as the box...

House bunnies?

Yepp! You may not be able to tick the same boxes, but at least offer as much/many as you ask for!

Always gorilla glue! It may show the cracks when when it cures, but i promise you, somebody is gonna love you for exactly that reason, match theirs to yours and be the person you need instead of being the one you think you want!

There've been times in my life where I've needed them all!

As in "getting away from" or as in "getting your life together using ..."?

Crazy Glue sounds appropriate for me. Maybe it can fix my brain.. 😆

Why not good old fashioned school paste ? It multi tasks, use the paste to hold things together but try hard not to eat it ! Er, wait....was I the only one who ate school paste in kindergarten??? Lol

HUGS it sucks when your brain lies to you. Just keep going. Even if it's only out of spite.

There may be to many people in the way ❤️ (your username)

When you realize the change is when you realize enough is f*****g enough

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Just as long as you don't have sex with the puppy because that would be just plain sick. Besides... don't you already know what true love is, Miracle Max?