NYC School Teacher Shares Epic Quotes From Little Kids, And They’re Wholesome And Hilarious (30 New Pics)
InterviewThey say wisdom comes with age, but I think anyone who has taught children or had kids of their own knows that some people are just born with it. So in honor of all the brilliant words kids have shared with the world recently, we bring you yet another compilation of hilarious quotes from Live From Snack Time’s Instagram.
You pandas might be familiar with Live From Snack Time already, but if you’ve somehow missed all of the times we’ve covered it in the past, let me introduce you to one of the most wholesome corners of the internet. Started by NYC school teacher Alyssa Cowit and her friend from college Greg Dunbar, a digital marketing manager with Walt Disney Studios, Live From Snack Time is dedicated to providing a platform for all of the hilarious, genius and mind blowing things kids have to say.
So be sure to upvote the quotes you find particularly inspiring or relatable, and feel free to share even more sage words you’ve heard kids say before in the comments. Keep reading to also find an interview we were lucky enough to receive from Alyssa Cowit, and then if you’re interested in checking out Bored Panda’s previous articles featuring Live From Snack Time, you can find a few of them here, here and here!
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istg I felt so shocked when I saw this bc I'm a trans guy and almost chose the name max 😭 and I used to have that same pfp
Load More Replies...That’s a rather odd name for a six year old… I suppose I will not question it 😅
We all know kids say the darndest things, and that’s exactly how Live From Snack Time came about. The project’s website explains that its creator, school teacher Alyssa Cowit, “was so fascinated by the questions and comments from her Kindergarteners that she started an Instagram account to chronicle them”.
“Alyssa believes children are honest and curious, and while often perplexed, they’re brilliant – and that it’s a teacher’s job to take what children say seriously,” Live From Snack Time’s website explains. “[She] wants to help adults understand that children are not always acting outrageous to seek attention, but instead thinking out loud, soaking up new information, and solving problems 24/7!”
Austin may be like me. I react against eggs unless they are cooked into other things. There are proteins in the eggs that are denatured by cooking at above 100C for an extended period of time. This works well the cakes, cookies, etc. :o)
Woah. That's a pretty grown-up joke to come out of a nine-year old.
Is it polygamy when only you visit each of them in turn? Or does your couch snuggle up to the bed sometimes and the other way around? Isn't it only you who is a bigamist?
Load More Replies...I was about to comment that. This is too adult of a joke for a 9 yo...
Load More Replies...This is a famous internet joke. Likely it was not a 9 year old that said it
After years of sharing fantastic quotes online, Live From Snack Time has amassed quite the loyal following. At the moment, their Instagram account has 673k followers, their Twitter has nearly 13k followers, and their Facebook page has 64k followers. Alyssa and Greg have even opened an online store selling shirts, mugs, hats and masks with the adorable Live From Snack Time logo.
To hear more about how this fantastic project has impacted her life, we reached out to Alyssa via email. "Live From Snack Time has very much changed my day to day life," she told Bored Panda. "As a teacher, I speak to kids all day long. I love collaborating with my teaching team, but there is usually only a short time for that. LFST allows me to speak with adults, consult the community, hear from people all over the world, share recommendations, and insight from followers and professionals outside of the education field. It's been pretty fascinating."
I am 10 times your age and still fail with that. Wish you better success buddy
We were also curious where she sees the future of Live From Snack Time going. "We often pose questions to our community like, 'What is your biggest parenting failure?' or 'Which baby products do you secretly love for yourself?' and it's interesting to hear how similar and relatable the answers are," Alyssa shared. "We are so much alike, adults from all over the globe have made the same hilarious parenting mistakes. I hope LFST continues to bring us together in funny ways." She also mentioned that they have big dreams of doing a live show and/or podcast, so stay tuned!
When it comes to any favorite moments or best quotes Alyssa could remember, she told Bored Panda, "I think the best part of LFST is that it proves that kids say the things we as adults wish we could. It's unfiltered hilarious gold (most of the time). One kid said recently 'I cry on sad days, I cry on bad days, and I cry on regular days.' It is just so real and clearly something they were reflecting on. I hope the adult nearby said, 'Yes!!! And that is totally okay!'"
Well, there is. Have you seen the new Disney c**p?
Load More Replies...You can like all of those things growing up, Bella. I do, and I'm 40 now. 🤣
Preach, small child! And as a demigirl that plays ice hockey with a lot of boys, I can say that there is nothing wrong with being a girl in a zone that is mainly boys.
Her name is Bella, off course we wouldn't expect any lesser than that.
Like my nephew who thinks tall means old. He was upset to find that being slightly taller than my daughter (who is eight months older) did not make him older than she was.
Was with my sister and little niece. My niece wanted to go '28' herself. I asked my sister what she meant. My sister said 'she's weighed 28 pounds for a while now.'.
We also asked Alyssa why it is so important to listen to children and provide a platform for what they have to say. "It's so incredibly important to listen to children and be explicit, even/especially if it's something so abstract, like emotions," she shared. "It is our job to help them process and grow. When kids have these big reactions we often assume they are seeking attention, but most often they are curious or seriously confused. Even if they are seeking attention, why are they needing it? That's also important!"
Bored is when you start doing something stupid just to pass the time. Hungry is when you can't stop drooling and thinking about food. If both are occurring simultaneously, you're probably both.
I think maybe some of these are not entirely truthful.
Load More Replies...We then asked Alyssa if she thinks running Live From Snack Time has given her a more childlike perspective in everyday life. "LFST has definitely helped change the way I view the world, more about the power of social media," she explained. "While it could bring out the ugly in people, we feel LFST brings humor, and connection to our community. We find that our followers have responded so well to our content because we were all once kids, have kids, or teach kids. It's a way to unify us and yeah in ways, inspire or remind us of that childlike wonder."
When I was a kid, Dad told me to lock the door so that aliens didn't rob us. I was like, "Seriously?".
Yes it would, although as most weddings include cake you could say you'd end up with double helpings.
Well, there was a woman who was in a relationship with the Berlin Wall and one that married a train station, so no, not really
I just laughed out loud and woke up the dog. He's looking at me like I've lost it completely. 😂
Over the past 5 years, I have worked as a teacher, camp counselor and au pair, and I can certainly testify that kids are geniuses. After spending lots of time with them, I sometimes feel sad that my brain seems to have built walls and boundaries that their little minds just don’t have. They are incredibly creative and brave, and their imaginations know no bounds. Although we may never be able to reach a point of unbridled childlike wonder again, even just reading quotes from Live From Snack Time might help us channel our inner children just a bit, which can make life much more fun!
Mmm a penny and a dead ladybug i found on the sidewalk
Load More Replies...Trust me kiddo you grow up and at some point you just want to tell people to f*ck off free of charge
Alyssa has even used the success of Live From Snack Time’s online presence to create a real-life book. In 2017, she published I Did My Homework in My Head: (And Other Wacky Things Kids Say), a compilation of some of the best quotes she’s gathered from kids. And the book has received rave reviews. One reader who reviewed the book on Goodreads wrote, “Five stars for the true authors of these whimsical and wonderful utterances: the children. Five stars as well, for the adult collaborators who treated me to some much-needed laughter tonight.”
Or as Casey Stengel put it "There comes a time in a man's life - and I've had plenty of them."
If you’re a parent or teacher, I’m sure this list is making you remember countless quotes you’ve heard from your own little ones or your students that have blown your mind or made you erupt into a fit of laughter. And if you’d like to share those quotes with the world, you’re in luck! Although Live From Snack Time began as a project featuring quotes Alyssa heard from her very own students, the website now features a form for readers to submit their own quotes. In fact, Alyssa told Bored Panda that the site is now 90% submissions. So if you’ve got a young philosopher on your hands, share their wisdom with the world! We would love to hear what they have to say, and I’m sure Alyssa and Greg would too.
Well, both make me feel sick when I hear people talking about their own.
Exercise bike. I've never seen one last more than a week. Then it becomes a hanger.
I seem to recall an image of one left curbside (probably on here) with a sign that said "Free Clothesrack"
Load More Replies...Well, she's obviously too young to know about her mom's menstrual cycle.
Whether you’re a teacher, a parent, or simply an adult who could benefit from hearing the fresh perspective of a child’s view of the world, we hope you’re enjoying these wholesome, hilarious and wise quotes. Keep upvoting the ones that impress or amuse you the most, and then let us know in the comments if any children in your life have recently shared Live From Snack Time-worthy quotes. Then if you’re still not finished snacking on these delectable quotes, don’t forget to check out some of our previous articles on the same topic here, here and here!
I used to say I want to be like my dad. I became a mini version of him and now we're both annoying my mom.
And why don't more people get married on Wednesday?
Load More Replies...glitter makes everything better. except for when it gets stuck everywhere.
Just wanted to say I’ve seen you’re comments everywhere recently and they are great so you must be very cool
Load More Replies...OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS!!! "girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider" That's the way it was in kindergarten and early elementary.
I have that same argument with myself on a shockingly regular basis.
It's weird and annoying at fifteen. At five it's just brutally honest lol
Load More Replies...Tell me why ain't nothing but a heartache. Tell me why ain't nothing but a mistake. Tell me why, I never wanna hear you say... I want it that way....
Load More Replies...Is it me or....did like half of these things said, didn't happen. 3 and 4 year Olds don't talk like this, and if this is a teacher posting this....it's not classified as parenting.
I agree. I've worked with kids for decades and I really find it difficult to believe many of these, particularly those with younger kids.
Load More Replies...I've seen number 2 in a T-shirt catalog, so, yeah... kind of questioni g the veracity here.
Sitting at the dinner table with my husband and our son. A lull in conversation, all is silent and well and pure and wholesome in the LittlePiggie household. 6 year old: "Why can't I say, 'What the h*ll?'" I...I didn't know what to say. So, naturally, as the mature mother I am...I laughed. I laughed hard.
I hear a lot of chat that some don't believe 3-4 year olds can talk like this. Some can though. Mine did. When my daughter was 3 1/2 she asked me point blank, "When I grow up, can I marry Daddy?" No, sweetie. It doesn't work like that. "BUT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU DO!" I will never forget this. It still makes me laugh remembering it. So, yeah, some kids just catch onto sentence structure faster. Nothing wrong with that or taking a bit longer.
I only believe these because my son said some showstoppers when he was in preschool... my favorite was during snack time and the kids were talking about their superheroes, and he comes out with "Beethoven is a superhero of music!" (LOLs, his dad is obsessed with classical music)
Well, I do believe it, these kids today seem to be coming out grown. Either way, this made my day! Thanks
Is it me or....did like half of these things said, didn't happen. 3 and 4 year Olds don't talk like this, and if this is a teacher posting this....it's not classified as parenting.
I agree. I've worked with kids for decades and I really find it difficult to believe many of these, particularly those with younger kids.
Load More Replies...I've seen number 2 in a T-shirt catalog, so, yeah... kind of questioni g the veracity here.
Sitting at the dinner table with my husband and our son. A lull in conversation, all is silent and well and pure and wholesome in the LittlePiggie household. 6 year old: "Why can't I say, 'What the h*ll?'" I...I didn't know what to say. So, naturally, as the mature mother I am...I laughed. I laughed hard.
I hear a lot of chat that some don't believe 3-4 year olds can talk like this. Some can though. Mine did. When my daughter was 3 1/2 she asked me point blank, "When I grow up, can I marry Daddy?" No, sweetie. It doesn't work like that. "BUT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU DO!" I will never forget this. It still makes me laugh remembering it. So, yeah, some kids just catch onto sentence structure faster. Nothing wrong with that or taking a bit longer.
I only believe these because my son said some showstoppers when he was in preschool... my favorite was during snack time and the kids were talking about their superheroes, and he comes out with "Beethoven is a superhero of music!" (LOLs, his dad is obsessed with classical music)
Well, I do believe it, these kids today seem to be coming out grown. Either way, this made my day! Thanks
