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They say wisdom comes with age, but I think anyone who has taught children or had kids of their own knows that some people are just born with it. So in honor of all the brilliant words kids have shared with the world recently, we bring you yet another compilation of hilarious quotes from Live From Snack Time’s Instagram.

You pandas might be familiar with Live From Snack Time already, but if you’ve somehow missed all of the times we’ve covered it in the past, let me introduce you to one of the most wholesome corners of the internet. Started by NYC school teacher Alyssa Cowit and her friend from college Greg Dunbar, a digital marketing manager with Walt Disney Studios, Live From Snack Time is dedicated to providing a platform for all of the hilarious, genius and mind blowing things kids have to say.

So be sure to upvote the quotes you find particularly inspiring or relatable, and feel free to share even more sage words you’ve heard kids say before in the comments. Keep reading to also find an interview we were lucky enough to receive from Alyssa Cowit, and then if you’re interested in checking out Bored Panda’s previous articles featuring Live From Snack Time, you can find a few of them here, here and here!

More info: LiveFromSnackTime.com | Instagram | Twitter | Facebook

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Nicely
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, yes it is. Wise child.

Sandy D
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry kid, but the answer is indeed, yes

Edamame
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i think that is all ages now, honey

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    #2

    Livefromsnacktime

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    Bored Phoenix (he/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    istg I felt so shocked when I saw this bc I'm a trans guy and almost chose the name max 😭 and I used to have that same pfp

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    UncleRussian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me kiddo it doesn't get better with age

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a shirt that says this that is older than this kid lol

    GadgetGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I knew that about myself when I was six.

    Gajoco Productions
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a rather odd name for a six year old… I suppose I will not question it 😅

    Sh_alien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this on Facebook ant least ten years ago, on one of those ecard memes. If a kid said this, it definitely wasn’t recent.

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    Demongrrrrl
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first five days after a weekend are the hardest.

    kasimir mackey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me too, I think every adult would agree!!

    Edamame
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont have to be anonymous to agree

    We all know kids say the darndest things, and that’s exactly how Live From Snack Time came about. The project’s website explains that its creator, school teacher Alyssa Cowit, “was so fascinated by the questions and comments from her Kindergarteners that she started an Instagram account to chronicle them”. 

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    “Alyssa believes children are honest and curious, and while often perplexed, they’re brilliant – and that it’s a teacher’s job to take what children say seriously,” Live From Snack Time’s website explains. “[She] wants to help adults understand that children are not always acting outrageous to seek attention, but instead thinking out loud, soaking up new information, and solving problems 24/7!”

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    Laura Ketteridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Austin may be like me. I react against eggs unless they are cooked into other things. There are proteins in the eggs that are denatured by cooking at above 100C for an extended period of time. This works well the cakes, cookies, etc. :o)

    Kim W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart kid I only like eggs in cake

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    #6

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    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah. That's a pretty grown-up joke to come out of a nine-year old.

    Lee Macro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, my bed and my couch have a very agreeable polygamic relationship

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it polygamy when only you visit each of them in turn? Or does your couch snuggle up to the bed sometimes and the other way around? Isn't it only you who is a bigamist?

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    LakeMonster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he even know this concept? That's sad

    Claire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to comment that. This is too adult of a joke for a 9 yo...

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    Vera Rios
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny but true it is a grown up joke. Still funny though

    Marina Rocha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a famous internet joke. Likely it was not a 9 year old that said it

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    After years of sharing fantastic quotes online, Live From Snack Time has amassed quite the loyal following. At the moment, their Instagram account has 673k followers, their Twitter has nearly 13k followers, and their Facebook page has 64k followers. Alyssa and Greg have even opened an online store selling shirts, mugs, hats and masks with the adorable Live From Snack Time logo.

    To hear more about how this fantastic project has impacted her life, we reached out to Alyssa via email. "Live From Snack Time has very much changed my day to day life," she told Bored Panda. "As a teacher, I speak to kids all day long. I love collaborating with my teaching team, but there is usually only a short time for that. LFST allows me to speak with adults, consult the community, hear from people all over the world, share recommendations, and insight from followers and professionals outside of the education field. It's been pretty fascinating."

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    ravina nimje
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yah, good idea to start early.

    Travis F
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brendan, if you are like the rest of us, this will not be the last time you utter this phrase.

    Iris Engler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 10 times your age and still fail with that. Wish you better success buddy

    Boba_Queen7
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gosh. DONT RUIN YOUR CHILDHOOD

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    #8

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    poiplescales
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a cute way to correct an interrupter.

    Danny Haworth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry the middle of my sentence interrupted the start of yours!

    Hendo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The number of adults I could use this on! Thank you Dylan!

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    We were also curious where she sees the future of Live From Snack Time going. "We often pose questions to our community like, 'What is your biggest parenting failure?' or 'Which baby products do you secretly love for yourself?' and it's interesting to hear how similar and relatable the answers are," Alyssa shared. "We are so much alike, adults from all over the globe have made the same hilarious parenting mistakes. I hope LFST continues to bring us together in funny ways." She also mentioned that they have big dreams of doing a live show and/or podcast, so stay tuned!

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    When it comes to any favorite moments or best quotes Alyssa could remember, she told Bored Panda, "I think the best part of LFST is that it proves that kids say the things we as adults wish we could. It's unfiltered hilarious gold (most of the time). One kid said recently 'I cry on sad days, I cry on bad days, and I cry on regular days.' It is just so real and clearly something they were reflecting on. I hope the adult nearby said, 'Yes!!! And that is totally okay!'"

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    Jenn C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My3 year old nephew had a bad dream that it was my birthday, but he wasn't allowed to eat the cake until we sang happy birthday. Then he woke up before getting to eat cake.

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    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with Star Wars.

    Solar_Eclipse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there is. Have you seen the new Disney c**p?

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    Claire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm not like other girls!" Lol.

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can like all of those things growing up, Bella. I do, and I'm 40 now. 🤣

    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bella is a very wise young woman!

    ace lesbian demigirl(she/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preach, small child! And as a demigirl that plays ice hockey with a lot of boys, I can say that there is nothing wrong with being a girl in a zone that is mainly boys.

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Yall are just like not like other girls!!!

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    ravina nimje
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her name is Bella, off course we wouldn't expect any lesser than that.

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    Agent 8433599
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You see, this person is 4, while their feet are 5

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like my nephew who thinks tall means old. He was upset to find that being slightly taller than my daughter (who is eight months older) did not make him older than she was.

    Ola Polowczyk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been using the scale wrong all the time!

    🌵 Drazil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'd been soaking for awhile because they were sore. When he pulled them out they were very wrinkly. Ego the feet were old....like Gramma!

    Deanna Crichley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was with my sister and little niece. My niece wanted to go '28' herself. I asked my sister what she meant. My sister said 'she's weighed 28 pounds for a while now.'.

    We also asked Alyssa why it is so important to listen to children and provide a platform for what they have to say. "It's so incredibly important to listen to children and be explicit, even/especially if it's something so abstract, like emotions," she shared. "It is our job to help them process and grow. When kids have these big reactions we often assume they are seeking attention, but most often they are curious or seriously confused. Even if they are seeking attention, why are they needing it? That's also important!"

    #13

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    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat a video game and play a sandwich.

    ravina nimje
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glass of Water helps to determine it.

    MariaHanssel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some serious wisdom from such a little one.

    Mz Phit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be but...This fortunate child hasn't had the experience of hunger- a child who's family is impoverished would certainly know the difference between hunger and boredom.

    meow point1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored is when you start doing something stupid just to pass the time. Hungry is when you can't stop drooling and thinking about food. If both are occurring simultaneously, you're probably both.

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    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cake is something you can count on. Also fingers.

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    #15

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    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there has been some adult input to this one.

    max and the expresso
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think maybe some of these are not entirely truthful.

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    We then asked Alyssa if she thinks running Live From Snack Time has given her a more childlike perspective in everyday life. "LFST has definitely helped change the way I view the world, more about the power of social media," she explained. "While it could bring out the ugly in people, we feel LFST brings humor, and connection to our community. We find that our followers have responded so well to our content because we were all once kids, have kids, or teach kids. It's a way to unify us and yeah in ways, inspire or remind us of that childlike wonder."

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    Lizard Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why else would anyone lock the doors!?!?!?!

    meow point1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, Dad told me to lock the door so that aliens didn't rob us. I was like, "Seriously?".

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    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Till digestion does part you

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would save having to buy one for the wedding reception.

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it would, although as most weddings include cake you could say you'd end up with double helpings.

    Vera Rios
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the man who married his avatar. Sigh the world is comolicated

    wifeofweasley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Lila, way better choice than marrying a man

    Hendo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not compared to some of the sh*t people are doing nowdays

    Boba_Queen7
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no. i did that i while ago. its part of the ATEsexuality

    UncleRussian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there was a woman who was in a relationship with the Berlin Wall and one that married a train station, so no, not really

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    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid has it figured out!

    Julie Woodman
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't believe a child said this.

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just laughed out loud and woke up the dog. He's looking at me like I've lost it completely. 😂

    Chilli
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will take the ring, throw the husband, and propose to a woman.

    Mz Phit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, we are called Jewelers:-)

    Over the past 5 years, I have worked as a teacher, camp counselor and au pair, and I can certainly testify that kids are geniuses. After spending lots of time with them, I sometimes feel sad that my brain seems to have built walls and boundaries that their little minds just don’t have. They are incredibly creative and brave, and their imaginations know no bounds. Although we may never be able to reach a point of unbridled childlike wonder again, even just reading quotes from Live From Snack Time might help us channel our inner children just a bit, which can make life much more fun!

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    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a perfectly valid plan, Olin. 🤣

    El Chip
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d love to do that, but I’m scared of taking baths because of some toxic friends ( I’d rather not explain) it’s not because they saw me or anything

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    rspanther
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much are you offering?

    Marissa Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm a penny and a dead ladybug i found on the sidewalk

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    UncleRussian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me kiddo you grow up and at some point you just want to tell people to f*ck off free of charge

    Boba_Queen7
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    umm. What are you paying with. Cookies or money.

    Margaret Hooper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that work with politicians, too?

    Alyssa has even used the success of Live From Snack Time’s online presence to create a real-life book. In 2017, she published I Did My Homework in My Head: (And Other Wacky Things Kids Say), a compilation of some of the best quotes she’s gathered from kids. And the book has received rave reviews. One reader who reviewed the book on Goodreads wrote, “Five stars for the true authors of these whimsical and wonderful utterances: the children. Five stars as well, for the adult collaborators who treated me to some much-needed laughter tonight.”

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    Just Sam
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really questioning if these are real. A 3 year old said that?

    Kiss Army
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put me at the top of the list...

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    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or as Casey Stengel put it "There comes a time in a man's life - and I've had plenty of them."

    If you’re a parent or teacher, I’m sure this list is making you remember countless quotes you’ve heard from your own little ones or your students that have blown your mind or made you erupt into a fit of laughter. And if you’d like to share those quotes with the world, you’re in luck! Although Live From Snack Time began as a project featuring quotes Alyssa heard from her very own students, the website now features a form for readers to submit their own quotes. In fact, Alyssa told Bored Panda that the site is now 90% submissions. So if you’ve got a young philosopher on your hands, share their wisdom with the world! We would love to hear what they have to say, and I’m sure Alyssa and Greg would too. 

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    Pascale Pierloot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm having some trouble 'containing' it all. 🤦

    Vera Rios
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suave romantic line. Dont think it would work in the real world.

    meow point1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, both make me feel sick when I hear people talking about their own.

    Travis F
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I foresee issues in the dating department for this one.

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    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exercise bike. I've never seen one last more than a week. Then it becomes a hanger.

    Stannous Flouride
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seem to recall an image of one left curbside (probably on here) with a sign that said "Free Clothesrack"

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    Kim W
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha my 4years old asked me why I don't ride a real bicycle..and before I can answer proceeded to ask if it's because I'm old and scared I'll fall off.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she's obviously too young to know about her mom's menstrual cycle.

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    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they pay the bills, or at least they try to, anyways.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I'll never be an adult. I hate coffee.

    Whether you’re a teacher, a parent, or simply an adult who could benefit from hearing the fresh perspective of a child’s view of the world, we hope you’re enjoying these wholesome, hilarious and wise quotes. Keep upvoting the ones that impress or amuse you the most, and then let us know in the comments if any children in your life have recently shared Live From Snack Time-worthy quotes. Then if you’re still not finished snacking on these delectable quotes, don’t forget to check out some of our previous articles on the same topic here, here and here!

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    🌵 Drazil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They haven't had a sundae on Sunday? Poor, deprived kids!

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    ace lesbian demigirl(she/they)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    glitter makes everything better. except for when it gets stuck everywhere.

    Charlotte m
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wanted to say I’ve seen you’re comments everywhere recently and they are great so you must be very cool

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    Pascale Pierloot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shooting at the stars to get to Mars. 😉

    ace lesbian demigirl(she/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS!!! "girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider" That's the way it was in kindergarten and early elementary.

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    Boba_Queen7
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, ever think that joe is gay?

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    ravina nimje
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just did that. I am not even Mom. :-p

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The simplest definition of what's 'being a mom's all about.

    #39

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    Bouche Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This works. That's why you get extra biscuits in a box of chicken.

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    Nunya Business
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that same argument with my boss.

    Sherri Martel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that same argument with myself on a shockingly regular basis.

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    Amanda Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also get emotional about cheese. It's just so beautiful.

    Boba_Queen7
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg that kid is my spiritul imbodiment

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    Boba_Queen7
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a baby in your mouth? CANNABILISM

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    wifeofweasley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell her where actual eggs come from

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    Boba_Queen7
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me: what about pizza? Jack: oh dat too.

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    Charlotte m
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s actually weird and sort of annoying??

    Sherri Martel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's weird and annoying at fifteen. At five it's just brutally honest lol

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    Agent 8433599
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 I never want to hear you say, I WANT IT THAAT WAY!!!🎶

    Artsy Bookworm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me why ain't nothing but a heartache. Tell me why ain't nothing but a mistake. Tell me why, I never wanna hear you say... I want it that way....

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    Chilli
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could you TELL ME WHY?

    Boba_Queen7
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me why it nothin but a heartach

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    Bouche Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caro Caro will like this one! Cheese lovers unite!

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    Charlotte m
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold up… this can’t be a coincidence!? Once Upon A Time anyone??

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    Nunya Business
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone must've been accused of being Mr. Cranky Pants.

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    Kald
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what my 8 year old daughter says, except about skinny jeans.

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    Agent 8433599
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A 3 year old said that? Slightly suspicious 🤔

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    Blitzø
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When there's too much drama at school, all you've got to do is: ˜”*°•.˜”*°• walk awaaa-aaaa-aaaayyyyy •°*”˜.•°*”˜

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