It’s a new day and another opportunity to get your daily dose of memes, pandas! And if you’re looking for some that will leave you giggling to yourself while riding on the bus or scrolling during your lunch break, we’ve got the perfect piece for you.
We took a trip to the Laughing At My Own Memes Facebook group to find some of the silliest pics they’ve shared and gathered them down below. So enjoy scrolling through these memes that might have you chuckling at your phone screen, and keep reading to find a conversation with the LAMOM Admin team!
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I've said it before and I will say it again: I would gladly risk my life to pet one of these beauties
also your bio is....damn. you spent a lot of time on that lol
Load More Replies...My favorite part is the line "Results may vary."
I can't remember what Ohio zoo it was but they had cardboard boxes set out for the tigers. If it fits, I sits! I have a zoo membership so I go often for free and get 50% off at others so I have hundreds of zoo pics so I can't find it.I can find the lion pooping though!
There is a such a nice wild cat that has been checking my windows for friends for years... I really wonder... it's soo big though and so wild
They say everything is best in moderation, but when it comes to memes, we believe that “the more the merrier” rule applies! And thanks to communities like Laughing At My Own Memes, we’ll never have a shortage of hilarious pics to enjoy. This group, which was created on June 23, 2021, has amassed an impressive 1.1 million members over the past two and a half years.
To learn more about the Laughing At My Own Memes community, we reached out to the group’s creator, Cristina Geo, who was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda. “The group started with wanting a larger community of people sharing memes, jokes and funny comments,” Cristina explained. “Just a jolly place where you can have a break from real life, have a laugh, and exchange some words with other people on funny, relatable posts.”
Cristina shared that she and the rest of the Admin team were already administrators in other groups, which is how they got to know each other. “We all wanted a larger community, and that's just not what the other groups wanted. That's how LAMOM came to be!”
It must be time to turn off the phone and sleep 'cuz I just laughed so hard at this my dog gave me the side eye.
Now I want to see a dog side eye
Load More Replies...You sure this isn´t a picture from the famous llama soap opera where Carla is about to push Shenine of a cliff for cheating on her with Daniel.
Or rather glass of wine or smth like that, making a toast
Load More Replies...Cristina also shared that the friendships formed in fun Facebook groups like this can extend beyond computer screens. “A couple of days after the group was created, I asked Raiden Pineapple and Lena Go if they'd like to join me,” the creator continued. “They're fun people, and their way of thinking aligned with mine. We've been online friends for over 7 years, and I've even met Lena and Maxi in real life since we lived in the same country (Romania).”
Cristina explained that Lena and Maximilian met in one of the previous groups they managed together years ago and are now married. “Happy first anniversary to them, while we're here!” she added.
Please tell me that isn't her or I'm going to have to seriously agree with the Clark Kent/Superman analysis.
It’s her, 2013 met gala, different lighting makes it more obvious imho. B94373CF-A...0-jpeg.jpg
Honestly I kinda get the Clark Kent thing. have you ever seen someone without glasses you´ve known with glasses for their entire life and it took like five minutes to figure out who they are.
My coworkers literally didn't recognize me at the airport because I wasn't wearing my glasses. What's funny is that most of my long-time friends have never seen me WITH glasses. :) I joke that I only wear them when I want to see something.
Load More Replies...Agreed. In fact, she inspired me to dabble with the fringe circa 2014
Load More Replies...you should search up slimecicle with and without glasses, the Clark Kent effect is real
Lena also shared some insight on the background of the group. "I joined in the first few days of the group, and I was super happy when [Cristina] asked if I wanted to be an Admin,” she told Bored Panda. “I loved the freedom of having a public group without micromanaging the members. The rules we created once the group grew fast were to increase the amazing experience that members had, and the fact that the group is still on and growing attests to that."
And the group certainly did grow quickly. “We hit our first million members in 10 months!” Cristina shared. “Why? Because of diversity, I think. We posted and accepted things that more people could relate to, rather than a specific type of meme. Also, I'd like to think we're pleasant people,” she added with a laugh. “And made our members feel like they belonged.”
In German there is a good word for this. We should incorporate it into English. From RobWords, "So you know that bit of the day that you probably look forward to the most? That bit after you finish work, and before you go to bed. What do you call it?" "Feierabend"!!
I still find myself getting tense on Sunday nights, and I've been retired for a few years.
The anticipation of a whole free day is simply better than waking up at 11 am on the free day and knowing you've already used up a third of it.
Howdy, neighbor; might you have a rack of ribs or slab of bacon we could, uh, borrow?
Cheezburger just recycled the picture of the dog that brought home a rack of ribs.
Load More Replies...I'm no dog expert but I feel like the right is some sort of black lab mix & the left is a German shepherd? They often have black faces & brown bodies
Load More Replies...I know that look in the dogs eyes.... he's hungry..............
Looks like 3 dogs to me. 2 black noses & the gold leg does not belong to the 1st black nose?
I only see two, thee cutie and the nose of German shepherd I guess
Load More Replies...Cristina also shared more about what the group’s members are like. “We have our regular posters and commenters. It's hard to make friends in such a large group as an Admin or even notice someone in particular, unless they've been with us from the beginning when all you could do was notice that one person who kept posting,” she explained.
“Otherwise it takes a few posts until I, personally, notice someone being active, or if they've posted or commented something with a greater impact, really funny or really smart! From there on, they just stand out to me.”
No, I just woke up my sanity. I laughed so hard.
Load More Replies...Do you think his name may have had something to do with his choice of occupation? Nah
Load More Replies...Same shining brown eyes, same pleasantly squeazzable cheeks, same chin, teefies and trumpet-ish little nose. Those are the same picture, trust my expert expertise!
To everyone wondering: I think this is the girl‘s mother on the left. There‘s another meme that says Something like ‚when the mom becomes the meme.“
yes i believe so! i’ve seen their youtube channel!
Load More Replies...lol the real girl is still pretty young, i think she's around 10 years old now
Isn't that her on the pic on the left? It's very well done for AI!
Load More Replies...I suspect it's a new shirt. Unless the old one grew as well
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As far as the challenges that come along with running such a successful group, Cristina says the hardest part is keeping the group clean from spammers and advertisers. “Everyone who has ever had a group or a page knows what I'm talking about. For me, there's nothing more annoying (group-wise, cause there are more annoying things in life, obviously) than seeing a comment section full of spammers,” the Admin explained. “So, we tend to those as soon as possible to let our members enjoy funny comments under their favorite memes!”
I freaking love it!!!! Definitely sounds like me only I am not renting out anything...... this is just how I am at 48yrs old now
This is also me (I’m 41) except I have to admit I love dogs and animals in general. XD I have two dogs and two cats. Messes are axiomatic. I choose my battles - my pets do leave messes, but they give me so much love XD Otherwise I’m this to a T!
Load More Replies...As a former landlord to a Methany who tore up the place and worse, I get it. Nothing worse than finding a dead tenant that's been in a Florida apartment with no a/c for a few days. Yeah, sold the rental eventually. I tried to rent it affordably to people who really seemed to need it and got bit in the a$$ 90% of the time. I hate people. No good deed goes unpunished.
Wow.....only $1,000 a month for a two bedroom house??? That would be at least $3,000 a month where I live.
Right? I'm over here in the most expensive city to rent in the us going I'm here! I'll take it! Damn, no animals 😞
Load More Replies...I left my house unoccupied for 3+ years. Not renting because of somewhat similar reasons above. Not a much better option, it seems. Leaked roof went unattended till I had to replace a section of my ceiling later. Roach infestation and trees as tall as myself grown in the yard. I had to spend considerable sum of money to get it into liveable condition again.
I left a house unoccupied for a couple of years, but never unmaintained. That will burn a hole right through your bank account.
Load More Replies...I actually laughed out loud. I think this person and I could become close friends.
I remember making up words and thinking it’s so cool. Now, I’m like “wth are these kids doing? That word makes no sense”. Oh how the turns have tabled..
Yeet is the rare one I like. I pretty much hate all the rest but yeet the baby is hilarious.
Self-yeet. The Lord yeeteth, and the Lord yoinketh away. Love it.
Load More Replies...YES BUT.. I've learned to roll with it. Every generation does it including mine. Anyone remember the TV sitcom Happy Days? When I was young it was close enough to the 50s you could still hear words like "gee, swell, neato" in the wild. Good things were 'cool' or 'boss'. Later they were 'ill' 'sick' 'tight'. Every generation comes up with new terms. And some get recycled. "like a boss" is basically just a variation of saying something is "boss" and so on. I like etymology so I actually find it kind of interesting to observe over time.
Yet some of them stick. I said "wow, bummer" to my grandson and he replied INR? Perfect communication achieved.
Load More Replies...I saw an article online that said "sus" was "Gen Z slang"! As if that hasn't been around for years. I remember using it when I was growing up and I'm Gen X.
Yes teens and early 20's always think they came up with something new. It is super annoying but I think I was the same, just not quite as bad.
Load More Replies...the worst thing is when they make up really really gross things, put them on urban dictionary and post don't google this
There's a beauty shop in my neighborhood called Vapid and I giggle every time I drive past it.
Load More Replies...I'm nearly 40 but I actually love new crazy words?? Some of them are too weird, but Yeet? It's so handy!
As far as the Admins’ favorite memes, Raiden Pineapple says, “My favorites are the silliest memes that people find unfunny, and it makes them funnier. And of course, Marvel memes.”
“As for me, I like my memes as I like my eggs: Scrambled with a little bit of everything,” Cristina added with a laugh. “But what I like the most are the comments our members come up with. I love the engagement, the cleverness. Our members are really funny!”
It basically means that you'll be expected to lose, but if you win, your opponent will be very impressed. If you lose your opponent won't think badly of you. This rule applies to most two player games for instance tennis, badminton, squash etc.
Load More Replies...LOL - I was thinking same thing. Picturing a few times when I got 'fooled' and it was for a table near me who happened to be ordering same or similar.
Load More Replies...Don’t make eye contact don’t make eye contact. Oh wow the food is here! I totally didn’t notice you walking over!
That maybe maybe maybe moment when you see them exit the kitchen with a tray and head in your direction. Then that feeling of 'yes!' when it is yours or the crushing blow when they stop at the table next to you. Best is coming back from the bathroom to see your food sitting there.
Especially when the start date is literally the year we are in as if newborns are signing up!
Me too. What are we doing here with all those wet-behind-the-ears kids?
Load More Replies...As far as why we have such a special place in our hearts for memes, Vice published an article exploring this topic where they got in touch with clinical psychologist Dr. Kanan Khatau Chikhal. According to her, one of the reasons we have an affinity for memes is because they make us feel less alone.
“Human beings need three things: love, self-esteem, and security,” Dr. Chikhal told Vice. “In our journey of seeking security, belongingness plays a very important role. If you read Abraham Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, you will find that belongingness is featured heavily. That’s why people relate to memes—because they resonate with them, which creates a sense of identification. We form groups, and this identification with the meme culture is largely perceived with a feeling of 'I’m not alone'."
I love this picture so much that I was a little disappointed to learn it was faked. At the same time I was worried for the kitty. What sort of bizarre existential crises have I fallen into?
Thank you for confirming it’s faked, I’ve always been low-key worried about the cat in this pic.
Load More Replies...This picture is very funny. It gives me similar feeling with that picture of a cat and its rock collection. download-6...63f5f.jpeg
So crazy, my eyes refused to see a cat but what looked like two blurred bear cubs fighting. When I read the comment about the cat I looked back up and actually jumped a little when the cat came into focus😂🤦🏻♀️
Graphic designers aren't important enough to pay that much money for hiring.
Clearly, you have never seen how a graphic designer works. It's much harder than people think, just because now there are things like canva that you can make ads in without any need to study, doesn't mean that the quality will be the same as what a professional graphic designer can make.
Load More Replies...I hope this is supposed to be ironic...but it doesn't make sense, nothing's spelled wrong. They just forget the "a" before graphic
Load More Replies...what about a random comedy movie I found on Hulu thats probably terrible but I wanna watch anyway
Load More Replies...I'm going up to meet 2 friends who are older than me this weekend, they're both pushing 60 and really excited we're going out drinking like we did 20 years ago. I have a feeling I'm going to be carrying them home.
If my friend is talking to me at 10pm, he broke into my house and woke my @$$ up.
Memes can also help us bond with others. How many times have you seen a meme and immediately forwarded it to your partner or your best friend? As much as we can enjoy memes on our own, it’s even more fun to spread laughter and pass them along to our loved ones. Memes can also be a way of telling friends, “Hey, I’m thinking of you! And I hope you appreciate this as much as I did.” In this day and age, sending a meme can be like sending a little love note.
Oh hell, I'm 49 but I would love a partner to do this with. Except I want to be a dragon.
Where are the girls that would do this? Not just to make me happy but because it was their dumb idea. Please, I need to know.
*waves hand* I once went with my friends to an outdoor mall (central FL), all of us dressed up in wigs with outrageous makeup and clothing. This was years before cosplay - we just did it for shits and giggles. Not quite dinosaur suit-level but it still counts, yeah?
Load More Replies...I'm 51 female, my husband won't do this with me.i had the trex suit in my amizon cart😥
do it without him and gloat in triumph over his missed opportunity
Load More Replies...Spot on - nothing is ever coming out of there and I know if I try to reach in there for something that may have fallen in the general direction, it will never come out again . . . .
As the younger child in my family, I was deemed to have the “smallest hands” and I was always tasked with reaching into there to fish out my mom’s dropped jewelry or pretzels or medicines or what-have-you XD I always HATED reaching into there, ngl I was scared of something grabbing/biting my hand when I reached in :p
Load More Replies...Someone on Shark Tank made a ton of money coming up with a solution for this! I forget what it's called but you can buy it on Amazon.
let me tell you about once about a time, when my dog barfed right there and in the belt thingy, at the door, on the floor matt, and basically everywhere but the covered seat. Cleaning it was no joke.
The space(s) between my front seats and center console have magical dimensions. Big enough for a lot of things to fall in but too small for my hands to reach. And the way the metal seat bases are made you can't just reach through from under the seat. Bonus points when the thing you drop down there is your car keys.
So true! The panic is real when something starts falling in the Triangle's direction.
I bought insert things from Amazon that are kind of like long flexible little garbage cans (idk how to appropriately explain them lol) bc they're bendy they conform to the space and they catch any wayward items that fall into the crevasse of doom. They're easy to take out for hassle free retrieval. I've had them for about ten years and can't imagine life without them.
Came to the comments to see if anyone knew about those car gap filler things.
Load More Replies...Well, naturally, the universe was just looking out for this little pupper. PERFECT match!
Just like anything else we see online, memes also have the power to change the way we think about or view certain topics. For example, if you see a meme addressing a social issue or current event, you might be inspired to do more actual research to keep up to date with what’s going on in the world. Or you might consider a new perspective on a topic that you thought you already understood.
Worst part is when they fly on one of these things to an environmental conference.
At which they upbraid the rest of us for our carbon footprints.
Load More Replies...Great news, Canada overturned the ban on plastic straws and bags! Yay! No more mushy straws!
Does anyone realize that all the plastic straws ever made would fit in that ship with lots of room to spare.
With my imagination, Fred wouldn't know if he was awake and I was dreaming, if I was awake and he was dreaming, or if cuckoos said "BARK!"
You would find my dreams... distasteful. (Thanos from one of the comics)
I wish Freddy Krueger would haunt me in my dreams. But then he'd have to go for therapy sessions. Trust me. Too many traumas and stuff.
lol he would look at my mind and run faster than flash to the other side of hell and scream DON'T LET IT KILL ME MOMMY
Just your friendly little reminder that you're very valuable.
Load More Replies...My thought at 3 am last night was "is my charger (plugged in behind my bed and there for 4yrs) going to start my bed on fire? And then because I'm chubby, is the fire going to only consume me and people are going to think I spontaneously combusted because when the spark hits me my fat will just burn in (I'd been watching true crime shows) and I won't know because I went back to sleep." Needless to say I got up out of my bed in the middle of the night and moved it away from the wall
The night before I leave on a road trip I'm up and down, up and down. I finally come out in the morning to find 11 or 13 things piled on top of my keys.
Luckily, I have a laminated bc card in my wallet, so I'm good. And my SS card is...where again? Ah, there's the panic I know. 🤦
I'm still wondering where that toy is that I lost when I was two years old, keeps me up at night. Current theory is the air vents
Viewing memes can be a great way to feel connected to loved ones, destress at the end of a long day and remind ourselves that life doesn’t have to be taken too seriously. Yes, it’s wise to read the news and keep up with current events. But when you’re finished reading your daily dose of the New York Times, don’t forget to get your daily dose of memes and laughter as well! It’s arguably just as important!
I don't even make it as far as my bedroom. I just collapse on the floor until I've regained my strength to make it to the recliner.
Happens right before studying. I get everything set up and then my mum lectures me about studying and not being lazy. Guess what happens right after that
I thought I was the only one having this issue... Thanks I'm not alone anymore.
Same here! People around me don't understand this feeling when I try to explain
Load More Replies...my friend was sitting next to me in class, looked over at this meme on my laptop, and was like "oh. did you know that when horses sit like that it means they're gonna die?'
Don't worry - horse owner here. It does NOT mean they're going to die. That horse is just in the middle of getting up off the ground. It was probably rolling. Or napping. For some reason people think there's something wrong with a horse horse if its on the ground. Nope. They like to lay down and nap or roll in the mud. And just like dogs, they love to go roll in something nasty right after you give them a bath. :)
Load More Replies...Have you been laughing to yourself as you’ve scrolled through this article, pandas? Don’t worry if you have, we won’t tell anyone! We hope these memes have brought some sunshine to your day, and please keep upvoting all of the ones you find particularly clever. Then, if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article featuring wholesome and silly memes, look no further than right here!
Of course it its and we all know honey badgers don't GAF.
Load More Replies...Anyone else see a black dog wearing what looked like the fur skin of another beige dog?
For a second I thought it was a black dog wearing a tiny sheepskin cloak.
Ok. I'm an idiot or blind or both. I was wondering why this animal had another animal's hide draped over it. Then I realized what it was. Oh my.
Same...I looked at this way too long to figure it out
Load More Replies...Flat earthers are like the MAGA/Trumpers in that it started out as a joke to just like throw a wrench into a running motor to see what kind of mayhem you can cause. Then the idiots of the world took it and ran with it.
Load More Replies...Now I wonder whether flat earthers have bitter arguments over whether the earth is a flat disk or a flat square...
Shhh shhh you're gonna start a cube earth theory or something 🤭
Load More Replies...When governments cut the education budget or force schools to teach to "the test" we end up with idiots. Idiots are the goal for authoritarian governments because they're easier to subdue. The US has been on this slide for several decades, and it doesn't look like a promising future.
Wouldn't the forces which made Earth flat also have made all the other planets flat? And why not the sun as well? (Yes, I'm being rhetorical here.)
Way to go putting it into context. If they still agree Earth is flat, then there is no hope for them.
Went on vacation. Downstairs neighbors looked in on my cat several times a day. Came home to her at the top of the stairs yelling her darn head off, "where have you been?" Gave me the cold shoulder for a couple more hours.
Is the first dog I see not jumping around happy to see the owner.
Well, if you left him/her alone for days...you deserve more than a lecture.
Did you know the ability to curl your tongue is genetic? Some people can't do it.
The ability to curl your tongue points to a genetic mutation, and the lack of the ability is actually the norm. So hello fellow mutants!
Load More Replies...Anyone else see this and just automatically do that thing with their tongue?
Me ... just had to do it- it was like looking in a mirror ........
Load More Replies...Its genetic; no shame if you can't, no gold stars if you can
Load More Replies...I'm sticking my tongue out at a dog on BP (yes, I can curl it) and autocorrect wanted to change tongue to toupee and Toyota.
You beat me to this comment. I also wrap both in a romaine lettuce leaf.
Load More Replies...I'd love to erase that "Nobody:" thing from history. Totally unnecessary.
I like tomatoes but they feel so out of place in a sandwich or burger. I usually take them out and eat them separately.
This is why you don't have tomatoes on sandwiches, no matter if you put a toothpick through them, they will still slip out.
We all have being there, one way or another. I empathize with the little fella.
Kind of like sitting down and reading over the menu, getting really excited when you find the one thing that you know will hit the spot, going to order it, and then hearing the words “I’m sorry, we’re all out of _______ tonight”. Sigh…
Load More Replies...No one's gonna say it? Licked an "imagine?" Licked an "image." Imagine licking an imagine. So silly.
That’s not disappointment. That’s rage. He will have vengeance.
I love the purple dress and I prefer a bottle of beer over a ring any given time. Never got behind the idea of marrying - except for legal reasons like being able to visit in the ICU.
It's useful for visas too, and to protect a partner who gives up working to raise children. In the event of divorce or death, they are guaranteed some assets. If they're just together and unmarried, often that right doesn't extend.
Load More Replies...She looks guilty - Wait a minute! DID SHE ENGAGED TO ALL THREE OF THEM!
Love purple, hate beer, and have never been close to a "how about a third date?" let alone getting engaged. Does this mean I win? 'Cause it doesn't... quite... feel that way.
The only ring I want is a black one on my right middle finger!! 💜💚 Wait no. I'm actually ok with having a boyfriend or girlfriend. 😅 I'm greyromantic btw.
That's why she's wearing purple and everyone else is dressed like they are going to a funeral.
Isn't that The Flying Spaghetti Monster in His Noodly Appendage? Any Pastafarian would know.
This is you, fellow readers. The part that feels, thinks, reacts, loves, hates, hurts, thrills. See yourself in all your glory, revealed.
worked at a tea shop where all the teas were on these crazy shelves and we had to use a ladder like this... i got my belle on constantly :)
you know they probably did have to tell people off for doing this lol
This is what happens if you stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back at you.
I've never wanted to boop the abyss more badly.
Load More Replies...Ah the cat hair seasonings, I also use ferret spice with some goat hair
The chicken is prob not as fat as it looks. She seems a bit apprehensive and ruffled those feathers to max. Give her a bath and she will prob be a fraction of that size.
Oh gawd. Me too. I get all panicky when people watch me do pretty much anything.
Me instead of going to bed at a decent time. Every night.
Load More Replies...I once read an argument which ended with the dude apologising and everyone accepted it. It’s nice to know that people are still nice
while eating popcorn, religious and vegan comment sections are great for this lol
the rest of the photo isn’t loading please tell me it’s the dog jumping over the couch at light speed
This is why I have cats. No BO smell, no barking. Love dogs, just not in my house.
Unless there was/ is aedical condition going on, this should not have been done to this lion 🦁 Hair/ whiskers are used for proprioceptive aspects...and, I'd think that a bushy mane also serves to protect the lion's neck, if attacked. Fortunately, it'll grow back.
When you are at the bottom... life can still make a hole and trow you thru it 👍
Aww that's how I felt on my birthday last Thursday. I didnt expect anything and it was still depressing 😭
Finally an entertaining name for all the s#!t i have been carrying for years!
Which is ironic because I have the nose of a goblin and the face of someone who kept getting dropped at birth and STILL the smoke follows me.
Load More Replies...This is actually a real science thing. "Campfire smoke follows you because your body acts as an air dam. It blocks air moving toward the fire, creating a vacuum so smoke moves toward you."
Yes! I read the same thing and it made me feel a lot better!
Load More Replies...Trick stick your right leg out and say I hate rabbits to get it to move away from you.
Shy? Isn't this just paying with your bag when you're bored... pandas ;p
My straps were permanently curled from me doing this. I was both bored and shy.
Same. I get annoyed when friends visit me in London because they'll start complaining after 5000 steps. One day on holiday in Osaka this year, I clocked in 42,000 steps.
Load More Replies...Anyone gonna talk about it being 21212 kms? Number sequences like that are spooky.
My sister was out with a friend one night and he caught the train to her station to make sure she was okay. When my stepdad picked her up, he offered to give the friend a ride home but he declined. Then he walked 45 minutes!
I now have the use of an electric wheelchair as I lost the ability to lurch more than a few steps. I used to walk (or sometimes cycle when my knees let me) rather than go by bus due to severe lack of funds.
This wins. So far it is the only comment. It beats any more comments here.
Load More Replies...I got married so I would have someone to order pizza. Now you can order online but a divorce is too expensive. And I like not having to pump my own gas. New Jersey people shut up.i started doing it at 9 years old. It's not rocket science. It's just cold here in Ohio sometimes.
Yeah well those hunting and fight or flight instincts they gave me are the reason I have anxiety. Because my monkey brain thinks the pizza guy is an angry lion. So. Fück you ancestors, my anxiety is your fault!
Picking berries, laying rabbit traps and digging up roots wasn't that exciting. No woolly mammoth or saber tooth tiger was fighting them over some root veggies or a tiny rabbit.
I'm sitting here waiting until after 5 to put off calling & making an appointment~
wouldnt they be impressed at how easy it is to access food and "healing sorcery" though?
*my ancestors watching over me panicking over asking the waiter for a straw or spoon*
I speak meme fluently despite my advanced age (41). I love learning new meme words. I drive my boyfriend (42) insane as he does not share my love of memespeak and does not appreciate when I slip things like “yeetus the fetus” into our conversations.
how do you slip yeetus the fetus into a conversation tho
Load More Replies...Nonsense! Watch me! *Gets in the same situation but I forgot I was going with them so I leave and then come back*
Load More Replies...No, I suspect that's me on here. Right, triggerinos!
Load More Replies...wow, an actual picture of me in the middle of doing just that, congrats on finding out what I look like lol,..... but really Im the guy that will laugh at something about to hurt me or scare me, and that makes fights so much harder cause...I can't stop laughing It's a defense mechanism and I can't help it, It Used to make my mom {rip} SO MAD when she yelled at me and I would laugh in her face till I almost peed, cause I couldn't stop it {we figured it out it was from all my trauma as a child, and It did get me out of lots of fights and tense moments as i grew up cause I had to learn jokes and Grow my humor up a lot (ANOTHER STORY FROM OLD MAN LEE)
A couple claws to the nose, and the puppy will know who's boss.
My neighbour got a puppy, and her oldest cat tried to move in with me. I promised her human that I wouldn't feed her. Cat looked at me in disgust as I seemed to be too stupid to be trained. I had a cat that snuggled and accepted brushing every day between breakfast and supper for 6 weeks, until the tiny puppy was rehomed. Tiny, cute puppy was a Staffy, Lab, Mastiff mix.
Nothing better then sliding head first down the electrocutioners tube praying you sunny land in your face at the bottom.
Ah. If this is the case, I would expect gifts on my kid's birthday. They wouldn't have a birthday without me.
The secret to completing jobs you dislike doing is to put them off until a day that you wake up feeling really good. That optimistic feeling usually carries one through a day of tough tasks. Also, going for a long swim in the morning usually does that every day.
My mom calls white bread normal bread, like ordering toast for breakfast, I get wheat, so I read this as "your white friends". But it still makes sense.
Safety feature of being too poor for hire cars. I spend any spare cash on cake, so I am too fat to kidnap.
Does noeone else look at the license plate, car model and color of the car, not driver and picture of driver? I've taken at least 100 Ubers and almost all have been amazing. You must be wasted! Edited for clarity on color, most of my Ubers have be black or brown people. Seriously good people. The one bad driver I had was a white guy and made me nervous about using Uber again but our next experiences were great.
Apps that do that to me (especially with the fifth star already highlighted) get an immediate 1-star rate. I hate being pushed over...
I always click remind me later. I get nervous and overthink that the app is going to terrorize me or not let me access some things if I click never ask again lol
Thou shalt not steal a meme without using another meme to let the OP know you are stealing their meme?
Load More Replies...That would the the ironic ONE time in a million that someone would do that, too. 🤭
Load More Replies...used to do this all the time. a bit sus if you are single and not a toddler anymore tho
Why have I never thought of this to smuggle alcohol ? Oh yeah, I don't have a baby. Might have to borrow one for the next outdoor event I go to.
It's a nappy/diaper and I guess folded like this it looks used? So people aren't going to want to take it. Given the prices of nappies nowadays, someone might check if it's unused and take it anyway!
Load More Replies...Exactly; because the alternative is, “Well, not real sure about that but we’ll see how it does.”
Load More Replies...My husband lost a grill off the back of the truck after saying this! I was in the car in front (cookout/camping in afield for his birthday )and told him it was going to fall out. He bought me a new grill though so...
Fact: It is impossible for a man to use tongs without doing a few test clicks first.
Or pretty much anyone. It’s just second nature at this point.
Load More Replies...Th last time my husband said that I had a giant second hand pond filter in the back of my car. I gently took a left turn and the infernal thing went flying. THEY HAD NOT EMPTIED IT. A deluge (I have no other word for it ) of pond scum went all over the car.. it looked and smelled like fishy , poopy, stinky lava. Picture a woman in a suit pulling over, ripping open the car door, scooping the fish poop out of her car with her hands.. I looked around and there was this guy in his car, just sitting there, peacefully watching me, smoking crack from a crack pipe. I stared at him in utter desperation, thinking "WHATEVER HE IS SMOKING, I NEED IT "
Garage delivery drivers picking up an old gearbox/engine for surcharge repayment. At least once a year one of us got one that still had old oil in it. No more nice smooth wood in the back, just a collection of splinters waiting to go under your fingernails, after the jet wash has been used
Load More Replies...I had to let dad load the car for me to go camping. I would wait until he went to sleep, unload and reload it with the weight low and in the middle. Once I bought my Kawasaki GT550 I loaded it alone (once with my big brother watching because he could not believe that I would get a huge pile of stuff on the bike). I always shook the load to see if it moved the bike. 20 miles down the road I would pull over and see if anything had settled and if I needed to tighten anything. If you ever get help loading things onto the top of your car, wait until the help is gone (drive round the corner if you must) and add more straps/bungees until nothing moves at all.
I deliberately subverted this by adopting "If that comes off, we'll have bigger things to worry about."
My husband/boyfriend who never liked cats at the time when a cat adopted us on a Friday night and I was going to take her to a rescue of some sort on Monday.told me no, we have to keep her. And she was pregnant. Yep, my husband loves cats now. Our cats have all passed now but my mom has one that just loves him! Greats him and play fights with him like a dog. He's part Main C**n. The cat, not my husband.
Little dude is seriously pìssed off, veins popping out of his neck, hand balled into a fist. Watch out when he's grown.
lol, I know some people who literally can't accept even a hint of disagreement without them taking it as the beginning of an argument. I mean, we were discussing dolphins and whether or not they can smell, and how sharks can smell blood in the water, and I questioned whether that counts as smelling, that you need particles in the air to smell, and they replied with "whatever, I'm not trying to argue" and I'm just standing there all confused. can't have anyone disagree even the smallest bit, it's f*****g weird
Load More Replies...For mine, it's when I say the word "Chill" to her. It's like dropping dynamite on a fire...
Yeah, we need to normalise some activity to occur while this awkward eternity of time passes. And no matter how much money I might have in the bank, I am always waiting for the card to be rejected, so the stress is even more real.
I always ease the tension by exploding when the little green arrow appears, "Authorized?! Hallelujah! We eat again!" or some such nonsense. Cashier always laughs, which makes my day as well as (hopefully) theirs.
Some people start walking away! No no friend, this can still go wrong.
Do people not realize it's backwards? That should be at the head of the bed, not the foot.
Lots of bed frames have the brackets at both ends, for a headboard and footboard.
Load More Replies...Got rid of ours. Just the box spring and the mattress on the floor. Saved my toes after surgery and helped aging kittehs get in bed easier. Now no need to vacuum under.
How should I know at the beginning of a day, if it deserves a smile? I either go to bed with smile or be like "well, at least it's over now and I can have my usual weird dreams about standing in line butt naked in the crowded work cafeteria, while talking to my boss who for some reason is a gerbil".
My brother called me an invertebrate when he was in first grade. I’ve never recovered since then
Back when I was lil and mom would go in the store, my aunt would sit in the car with us kids {me 13 my brother6 and sister12} and we would {sorry if this sounds mean but we were kids!} Point out old ugly people and tell my aunt "that's you!" or "that's your husband!" and she would do the same with us kids, and it would always make us laugh, we still do it but rarely and only jokingly {like you see an old person and since my aunt is in her 60s I would say "oh that's you now" and she will laugh}......................... Here's another story............... One my brother started was when he was lil, we had an old white Station wagon, they were slightly common where we are, and every time he would see one {he was 6-7} he would point at it and scream "EVIL US! EVIL US!" Now each time we go out {he in his late 20s now} with him, and we see a white station wagon {rare} or the same car as we are in we all shout "EVIL US! EVIL US!" .....(STORYS FROM OLD MAN LEE)
Wait! You’re a shouty man? As in a hh shouty man?!
Load More Replies...But I ALWAYS regret when I say yes. My family is constantly thinking of new, creative ways to inconvenience me.
The one on the right looks like it has some yellow bits. How did a dog get up there?
Well I have the friend group at school, friend group of online friends and “friend” group at my neighbourhood. There’s 3 people in each group and 1 of them is usually absent
Load More Replies...i will accidentally make a joke about depression with friend group 1 and they look at me like i'm insane lol
Friend (one group), family in a few other groups unless I am too tired to care.
By that logic, a human shaped onesie should be called a foursie.
Load More Replies...My God, this looks like an episode of The Mighty Boosh! That's a baby Tony Harrison!
I think this onesie should sell very well. The kid is gently propped up so he can see his environment.
I wish I was that cute after 44 minutes. I look like an unphotoshopped Kardashian that hasn't bathed in 3 days.maybe 1 day, hard to tell with all the filters.
Replying so people can see. That is one of the best comments this could post have.
Load More Replies...No….when they put the receipt in the bag I stand there holding up the line until I fish the receipt out and put it in my wallet which is still in my hand. Like…..I held my hand out , over the bag so you could give the receipt to me. WTF.
And then you kinda do that duck-walk, waddling away, hiding because I mean, I don’t wanna xd
I no longer cringe when I do that - and I do keep doing it. The cashiers have seen it too often and done it him/herself too often, they know where it's coming from.
I got some untold secrets… that reminds me… *adds dozens of photos to hidden album*
Load More Replies...Kinda but not the same, when I did skimpy work (topless waitressing at bucks/ stag parties etc) we had to put our bags and get ready in this guys room who was just on another planet, so I walk in to change outfits (or underwear 😂) and I caught him on my phone with his d**k out and a face that was confused as f**k - confused cos he was expecting photos of a different kind from a ‘stripper’ and was met with bratz dolls I take photos of for instgram 😂 cos I’m really just still a nerd that happened to look good for a job 😂
here's an idea for an app: a camera roll display with no spwiping and fingerprint scan to close a picture.
I was lucky to grow up around a lot of Asians 😆 they don’t care if it’s something you need to know (or even not know).
Tell me you're the toxic one in your relationships without telling me you're the toxic one...
Husband and I worked in the car industry for over 20 years. Always said turn your radio up, if you can't hear it, no gauge lights on, no problem. Amazing how many people brought cars in for service because of rattles and it was junk in the trunk. I'm a clean freak about my cars.
Load More Replies...I can't do that.... like I literally can't put earplugs in my ears, don't have the holes to put them in, but it's ok I'm deaf so I just turn off my BAHA hearing aid
Riding in my friends 1974 Ford van we hear a grinding noise. He tells me the rear axle and wheel are about to come out of the rear end. They do. It happened once before, and being a musician, he remembers the sound.
I see you are upset, I will bring you a hot beverage.-Sheldon
Chai please ( after the new spider movie chai means tea so chai tea is just tea tea”p)
Load More Replies...My one friend except its ice. Headache? You want some ice? Cramps? You want some ice? Heartburn? You want some ice? Sinus infection? You want some ice? (These are all actual occurrences) I don't know why he thinks ice is the cure-all remedy
Ironically, I have used ice water or ice packs for all of those
Load More Replies.......because everything else in the hospital gift shop is really expensive lol
Load More Replies...Gotta be at least $40. Just think of what you could do with that!
Load More Replies...Ducks can't actually digest bread properly, I recently found this out and I'm in my late 30s
That's not quite true- they can digest it but it's bad for them, it's the duck equivalent of junk food. They just get calories and no goodness, and if they just eat bread they get ill from being malnourished.
Load More Replies...I'm pretty sure that is Marco. Love this book series
Load More Replies...😂 i shouldn’t laugh but f****e it’s funny - but yes, no bread for waterfoul, fruits are gladly accepted
“I am still watching that, so you would put that down if you know what’s good for you….”
My husband will fall asleep....snore himself awake....wakes up and changes the channel for some reason and then falls back asleep. This happens over and over again!
“Hrmph, this sleeping show isn’t good anymore, new sleeping show >:/“
Load More Replies...Whilst also watching the small black and white tv in another room, listening to a radio in the bedroom, one in the garage (across the garden) and leaving the garage and back door open. We always had to close and lock everything so nothing would be stolen, he would only lock up properly when someone was out late and would then be locked out. A dad thing?
My bf's dad will watch a film on one of the channels that shows commercials every 15min or so. He'll struggle real hard to stay away when the film is on, then fall asleep when the vommercial break comes. Then get really upset when we change the channel to something the rest of us want to watch claiming that he was just "resting his eyes" and he was totally watching the film. He would be snoring and not reacting on us yelling his name. But the sec we change channels? He's awake and he's upset. Lol
I have heard that Uber may refuse service to people who are drunk. Funny, I thought that was the purpose of Uber. (Haven't heard the same about Lyft.)
Ehm- everyone should be allowed to make that judgement call. " Is this f$$$$d (said in the nicest way, but that is what they are thinking) going to puke all over my car/bus/ restaurant/whatever"? I never saw a commercial "Uber- why drink less" or sumpin 🤣🤣🤣 EDIT- BP did not censor me, I am censoring mah self
Load More Replies...Great spirits, the nomber of times I’ve made like a whole sheet essay about how important to me they are-
The struggle is real. I’d say something inspiring here, but I have no quotes, so give up, if you’d like.
Just another reason to drive instead - or take a train.
Load More Replies...No no. Dip your finger into some water and slowly stroke their feet with the wet finger.
Load More Replies...How does someone think this is ok? You know what nvm, no use wondering...
I seem to have trouble sticking to writing or block letters, my notes are lIkE tHis ShÎt
You might just as well use block letters and not cursive, kids can't read cursive and they aren't teaching it anymore anyway.
I have always loved writing by hand. Letters to pen pals, short stories, journals.... whatever. I prefer to write it by hand. And the thing is, as a grown-up I realised that I'd grow like a little bubble of hard skin on the side of my middle finger from the pens I'd been writing with during the times where I'd write a lot. And it would go away if I had periods of times where I wouldn't write so much. It'd make my finger look a bit askew but nobody seems to have ever noticed. Atm, I miss writing. But as my kids grow older I see that I am slowly gaining opportunity to write again. So perhaps a New Year's resolution for me should be to have that writing bubble on my finger again. Lol.
I have to write by hand constantly at work, so my handwriting has inevitably recovered. If not for that, it'd look quite sloppy I'm sure.
My 70 year old uncle converted an o2 tank to a mini keg. Respect the legend
If they ask if you’re hiding anything under your hat, don’t shake your head or the rustling will give you away!
Do you ever wonder what the context is for meme pictures? Like what happened here?
Do you ever want a hole to open and just swallow yo up from embarrassment? She putting the work into it lol
Load More Replies...Yes! Cram like 10 teenagers into the trunk and watch them pile out like it’s a clown car.🤣🤣
Load More Replies...I always thought that said, "No cocaine in the microwave," and thought I already knew that, so I never checked.
you oughta try heating up your cocaine. pleasant nasal surprise.
Load More Replies...In used car ads, people seem to be very proud of the fact that their car has new breaks.
Load More Replies...This is why I don’t like to be social, cuz when this happens, I feel like I’m bothering them xd
But you're also too afraid to ask for snuggles because you've never had any before, or any other physical affection in many years so you just deal with it because this is your life now.
Normally I never apply lip balm or lotion as I never needed to but now my lips have become so dry that 3 teachers who I never spoke to commented about that and one of them suggested it could be an infection. I’ve been applying ghee since then but there;s not much difference yet
My spouse says to give this guy credit for putting the lid on, at least . . . .
...you're setting high expectations out there, yeah?
Load More Replies...Honesty, I do it too and I'm a 40 year old woman. Sometimes I just don't want to clean the pot the same day and this is my solution 😂 also, sometimes we don't have big enough containers and I'm not using a whole bunch of small ones
Not bad - Mine puts everything possible on the top shelf. They should play Jenga together
I am not happy about confrontations. I hate them so much. But in my 20s when I complained to someone about how I felt like everyone treated me so and so and I was so tired of it, they'd tell me to just stop hanging out with them or to go and tell them. I'd decline for months and then suddenly think "well, perhaps they are right". And I'd do exactly what they told me to do... but they'd get super upset because they never realised that THEY were included innthe group of ppl that I felt treated me so and so. Lol. The amount of ppl getting shocked when I treated them just like they told me to treat ppl like them. It's amazing.
Or get revenge if they are "those" type of neighbours.
Load More Replies...I’d honestly go with dysfunctional- so they leave me alone- or unsure- so they leave me alone.
I feel uncomfortable around idiot people, what if is contagious ?
I will if you don't shut up. I will do it, but it might take awhile tho because I will keep procrastinating unless you put an 11:59 pm deadline on it so I just wait until the last minute to do it. There will be a nap in there somewhere, idk when it will happen tho.
Keep up the attitude and I actually MIGHT bite your knees. And other parts. >__< (1.52m. here!)
My boyfriend is that height, and the sentiment holds true!
Load More Replies...Do not under any circumstances give any foods or drinks that will surprise your friend. I found out the hard way that for some reason I get allergic reactions to whiskey. Like swelling and hard to breathe- allergic reactions. You and your friend may not be aware of all allergies they may have. So please please do not do this!
wow.... if you mixed someone with a 97% vodka drink you're the bad friend... just saying..... those that don't believe me, look at it like this, the friend gagged showing that they DID NOT EXPECT THAT...., vodka is clear, they asked the friend to get them water {or as seeing its a "mixed drink" thought that since its clear they wouldn't notice} and they instead gave them a huge huge amount of vodka instead..... that is A hole move...... don't do that .......{what if the friend had been taking pills and they were just chilling at the person house and they did this when they asked for water, they do it thinking its funny there friend gagged, but no now they need 911........know how I know I HAVE BEEN THE FRIEND THAT ASKED FOR WATER AND HAD SOMEONE GIVE ME VODKA THINKING ME GAGGING WAS FUNNY, I almost OD from it, the thing was I'm a whisky man, not drinking it that day but they were telling me I would love vodka}
Holy shít. I'm sorry you went through that. Giving someone something they aren't expecting is fúcking wreckless. I personally would have been pissed that the other 3% wasn't vodka, but I had a serious problem.
Load More Replies...Ok, could we as a boredpanda society, figure out who the downvote fairies are?
Memes make me laugh out loud. People I show them to, not so much. Am I just easily amused?
Ok, could we as a boredpanda society, figure out who the downvote fairies are?
Memes make me laugh out loud. People I show them to, not so much. Am I just easily amused?
