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All those in favor of renaming ‘cough drops’ to ‘medicine beans’ and ‘knives’ to ‘kitchen swords,’ raise your hands and say, ‘Aye!’ Some of the biggest advantages of being a kid include unlimited naptime, having little to no responsibilities, and being able to speak your mind. For example, when you don’t know a word, you simply unleash your imagination and work around it in the most creative way possible.

Kristen Mulrooney is an editor at the humor publication The Belladonna, and one of the most interesting humorists and parents you can follow on Twitter. Her anecdotes about her life as a mom-of-three are hilarious and relatable. Recently, she went viral after sharing how her 3-year-old daughter called cough drops ‘medicine beans,’ and inspired other parents to share their own stories about the creative workarounds their kids had for some words. Scroll down for their awesome tweets, and get ready to have a good giggle. Oh, and don’t forget to upvote your fave stories.

Bored Panda reached out to Kristen with a few questions about her post, how to help kids remain creative and confident as they start school, and what advice she'd give new parents if they're feeling overwhelmed by everything. Read on for the full interview!

This isn’t the first time that Bored Panda has featured writer and satirist Kristen’s fun and witty Twitter threads. You’ll find our previous article about the Mystery of the Missing Apple Cores right over here

More info: Twitter | Instagram | KristenMulrooney.com

Image credits: missmulrooney

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Emily M
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When i was little, i didn't know how to talk about something that happened in the past if it wasn't yesterday so i would use "a different day ago..."

Ember the Fire Bee
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember my younger sister asking for “Red meat worms” as a kid. It was spaghetti and meatballs.

David Harp
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those examples are great! At 20 months, My daughter was entranced to see her first Halloween jack-o’-lantern that we had carved. Complete with candle in it, of course. At the time, we had a gas stove. The next day, she went to it and told us: “Turn stove on in punquin”. It was her first complete and complicated sentence. We were not just amazed at the words themselves, but at the way she had Combined concepts and expressed herself so clearly! At 30, She is now a member of a combined Harvard and MIT think tank, working on Covid…

Professore CG
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When she was 3 years old my daughter came home from nursery school and was so excited to tell me she had seen a 'lamb puppy dog'. This was a fluffy poodle.

Christopher Seaton
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like this 3yo would be thrilled to learn that the word for the day after tomorrow is 'overmorrow'

Joel Warner
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stealing this for my own 44yo vocabulary!

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Bored Panda was incredibly curious to learn what went through Kristen's head when she first heard the term 'medicine beans.'

"I loved how confident my daughter was when she said it, and rightfully so because I knew exactly what she was talking about," Kristen, who runs the humor publication The Belladonna, shared with us.

"She's the youngest of my three children and I've spent the last five years watching these three little people acquiring language. It's so fascinating to see how they sort it all out and develop workarounds to manage the gaps in their communication."

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    Lynne Bear Hugs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg! As a non religious person, that made me laugh out loud. Very observant and just adorable!

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Christian just laughed so hard her cat was startled.

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    Guile main
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Korean Aunt calls them Christian Garages

    Zobi123
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please hug and kiss your nephew for me (with his consent), that is hilarious.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 That’s actually pretty spot on.

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    CareyGercarey Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call the bag/pouch for an umbrella an umbrelladom. :D

    Lunakadi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s actually a brand name for patio umbrellas in the United States.

    A P
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine calls umbrellas rainbrellas

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call it Regenschirm and Sonnenschirm. Schirm is both. It's not too far off :-)

    Soni York
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parasol means "for the sun" in Spanish

    Zee Fam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have called an umbrella and "underbrella" for years now. One of my friends' kids called it that, and we started too, because it's cute!

    Mars
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean Umbra is Latin for shade, so an umbrella was at least originally a sunbrella.

    Lɶwin Von Schatten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    French parasol, Italian parasole: para- (“to shield”) +‎ sole (“sun”)

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    Meanwhile, one thing that we've noticed is that it's quite difficult to stay as courageous and creative as when we were kids. There seem to be so many things to worry about when you're a teenager or a grownup! We were curious about Kristen's approach when it comes to helping kids stay creative and confident, as they start attending school.

    "I'm a former teacher and I've surprised myself a little bit with my outlook on school as a parent—I'm finding I'm less concerned with good grades and more focused on my kids finding something that inspires them," she told Bored Panda.

    "My oldest is seven years old, which still seems so young, but it's the same age I was when I knew I wanted to be a writer. I try to take his interests seriously because they might be a huge part of the adult he grows into." That's the type of optimism and encouragement that we love to hear about. Have a think back to when you were around that age, dear Pandas. What did you want to do back then? (And, perhaps slightly less importantly, do you think it's too late for yours truly to become an intergalactic astronaut?)

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    Sue Lynn Chan
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those who are in favor of rename it to kitchen sword, please raise your hand ✋

    blobby_grrl
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *tries in vain to raise tiny flipper but blobby body makes it impossible*

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    Cliff Taylor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Japanese take on the Western chef's knife, the gyuto, can be loosely translated to "beef sword", as "刀" (tō) means both sword and knife.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I'm renaming the cook's knife in my kitchen as the Kitchen Axe as of now XD

    A_Cat_To_The_Past
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He shall slay all foul beasts that shall enter thy kitchen...

    Jerrica Coyle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine calls them butter swords 🤣

    Tushar Roy Mukherjee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that make EDC Knives foldable pocket swords?

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    ᶜʰᵃᵒᵗⁱᶜ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "here I was riding a horse, with a lion and a tiger on my heels!" "What did you do!?" "Hung on for dear life until the merry go round stopped!"

    MyLittleVee-Vees!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look at little Jimmy riding the... oh lord it's a horse tornado

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EL HORSE TORNADO!!!!!

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    Beeps
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎼🎶Bam, bam, bam, another person eating dirt, bam, bam bam, another person eating dirt….🎶

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When mine was 5: Can we listen to The King? Me: We don't have any (Elvis). 5yo: No, the KING. Me: Do you mean Prince? 5yo: NO, the KING, with the bicycle. Me: OH! Queen, you mean Queen. Yes we can.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 3yr old asked why the man's food was being taken away. She heard Paul Young's Every Time You Go Away and heard it as "you take a piece of meat with you." I'm still laughing.

    debrina blackmoon
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let her hear "I'm Gonna Tear Your Playhouse Down"! Probably. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiJWXjz1uks&themeRefresh=1

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    MellonCollie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so funny! My youngest used to refer to a particular Rammstein album she likes as "the cd with the scary dude on".

    HappyScrapper2458
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to walk around my grandparents farm singing this with a wooden spoon as my microphone!!!!

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    Finally, we were interested in Kristen's advice for new parents who might be struggling with everything and might think they have no clue what they're doing. Feeling overwhelmed, however, is something that most parents face.

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    "I hope all new parents understand that the rest of us are overwhelmed, struggling, and clueless too. The hardest thing for me was feeling like there was something wrong with me because everyone else seemed like they had it together. I write about parenthood because when I was a new parent, it helped me so much to understand that it isn't easy for anyone. And it becomes a lot easier when you give yourself a break," Kristen explained to us.

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    Writer Kristen’s thread was a wild success. At the time of writing, her post had gotten over 1.6 million views and more than 48.4k likes on the social media platform. But the numbers, though they’re very impressive, are just the icing (aka ‘Christmas glue’) on the cake.

    The real victory was getting all of the other parents to open up about their own lives and share stories about their family life. The words and phrases that these parents’ kids use to describe the things that they have no clue what they’re called are beyond hilarious.

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    Waddling Land Fish (She/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strange coincidence I refer to my period as my demon, for example “I was unprepared when the demon came again, stronger than ever”

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    Peeka_Mimi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter was about 3 or 4 and kept asking for a Teppy. We eventually asked her to show us what a Teppy is. A Pepsi she wanted and indeed was given a Pepsi. Not surprising as chocolate donuts and Pepsi were all that I craved while pregnant with her.

    Lunakadi
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little my brother and I would play pirate with the little cardboard telescopes we found in the bathroom trash. We used them as spyglasses. My mom was horrified when she discovered what we were doing. I was horrified about seven years later when I finally learned where those cardboard telescopes had previously been.

    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That *would* be concerning until you clarified it.

    Jaq Jack
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister and her toddler in a busy public restroom- “Mom, do you need a tampon for your butt penis?” He knew the word for tampon, but nothing for vulva.

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The prize is when we hit menopause and don't need to buy sticky underwear any longer.

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    canadasaurus Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call them the "destructions".

    Epona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember a For Better or For Worse (A Canadian comic strip by Lynn Johnston that ran originally from 1979 to 2008 chronicling the lives of the Patterson family and their friends, in the town of Milborough, a fictional suburb of Toronto, Ontario) book titled "But I Read the Destructions" with the word Read underlined. The comic on the cover of the book shows the dad, John, and his son, Michael. John is holding a broken remote control toy truck, that Michael has apparently not assembled correctly and looking perplexed that Michael doesn't know the correct word.

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    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, there were no instructions, you just use your imagination and the one set of generic bricks that you owned.

    Zoni J.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait 'til he puts his first Ikea product together.

    BobTDG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's probably the case for plenty of instructions.

    Rae Belk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone in my house has always called them "constructions".

    Ganja4Eva
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, this is not place for that. Constructions need instructions to be constructed...

    AngeeKV
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son did this as a child, he is now 15 years old and will sometimes say "constructions" just to make me smile.

    MygrandsonscallmeNia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandson, got a pokemon leggo set for Christmas, from his mom. I usually build whatever he gets (I love doing it!). But, this one, was Hard! It took an hour and a half just to build the head! 45 minutes into the body, and I noticed I used a wrong part,in the middle of it! I start to fix it, and it literally, blew apart! Parts everywhere! 20 minutes later, I ve lost the instructions, and I put All parts in a , build later box! It's been in that box since 12/27/22..

    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call them destructions in my family.

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    Panda●Eyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All in favor of calling this please raise you're hand and say eye. Also add a donut.... I'm hungry!

    the vintage macaroon (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    raises eyes to the ceiling, prays to god: 'shapeshift me into any other form of treat, i don't care, but don't make them eat me for lunch.' hesitantly raises head (no hands or feet, so what else do ya expect me to do?!) & whispers 'eye'.

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    Glen Ellyn
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My then two-year-old son had his own word for headphones: ear-mops.

    Lori Gibbs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter used to call veins,vines because they grow up your arms.

    We fully support the idea that there should be a petition to allow for a bit of flexibility in how we speak. For example, we’d love to talk about ‘nexterday’ instead of ‘tomorrow.’ Why call someone ‘bald’ when you can go for the charmingly elegant ‘spoon-headed’? And who needs a knife and fork at the dinner table when you can ask for a fork and a ‘kitchen sword’?

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    These are all brilliant names for things, and we wish that this sort of verbal playfulness would be a tad more widespread at schools, universities, and workplaces around the world. This is the kind of out-of-the-box thinking that inspires people to start writing and creating. And we need more of it in real life.

    The last time that Bored Panda reached out to Kristen, we had a chat about writing high-quality, humorous content on Twitter and how parents can get their children to eat something new.

    "I'm an editor for humor publication The Belladonna and I always tell our writers that the secret to quality humor is being super specific and super universal at the same time," she explained to us that writing in a relatable way is what’s important.

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    quietframe Report

    RandomHumanBean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my brother called vitamins "spidermans"

    Mr. L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Pikmin types confirmed by child?!?

    Connie Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Son called them bite-a-mans. They were Flintstone vitamins and he would always bite the heads off first. (He is a fine, upstanding man now. He no longer bites off heads.)

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing that ""wit" is pronounced "vit?"

    B-flat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something like that, more like vhit

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    Michael Smith
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From now on when I want someone to stop talking because it's giving me a headache I'm going to say "You're putting bees in my head!"

    Heather Vandegrift
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My head has wasps... Mean for no reason, stings multiple times, and hard to get rid of

    meow point1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that why a headache can sometimes cause a buzzing sound in your ears?

    Patricia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I know that bees feeling!

    TankGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 3, my foot fell asleep and I told my mom that my foot felt sparkly because I didn't know the term "pins and needles"

    Betta Fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! This could be a sign of honey head! He has BUMBLEBEES In his ears! (Don't listen to this im just being dumb

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    JulieD_ON Report

    Betta Fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ice is thicker than frost, but frosting is thicker than icing... 🤔🤔

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda like how we park on driveways but drive on parkways.

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    Hoinu..hoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From now it is Christmas glue 😂

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    "I think that's especially true for tweets. If you can paint the funny scene, that's great, but it really takes off when people can relate to it and have their own funny scene they're eager to share, too,” Kristen shared some great advice for anyone who hopes to stand out on Twitter with their comedic posts.

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    jesuischoyee Report

    Mr. L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents called pierogies "potato pockets" because I didn't like pierogies, but potato pockets were heaven. When I was like 6 they told me the truth.

    grotesqueer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I'm an adult and I still can't remember the pasta names. 😂 So I just keep eating my spiral, bowtie and clam pasta while others enjoy their fancy fusillis, farfalles and gnocchis.

    meow point1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was six, my mother called it "spaghetti pillows". I don't know if she'd forgotten or was just being cute.

    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *stands on the pasta pillows and garnishes them with fur*

    Panda●Eyes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THATS WHAT CAT SAID FROM VICTORIOUS ON THE EPISODE WHERE THEY WENT TO YERBA

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    GoGoPDX
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son would say "I want to wear my tummy" for when he didn't want to wear a shirt. We still use it to this day!.

    Lunakadi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhat related, when my friend’s daughter was around 3 she asked her why she didn’t have a front tail like Daddy.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean an "over the shoulder boulder holder". RIP Victoria Wood.

    Emma Goudie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter called my bra 'chest pockets', she wasn't wrong.

    BobTDG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Young during the Pandemic?

    Mary Kelly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my friend's son called it the "booby mask"

    Shalimar Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daughter and I were fixin' to leave the house. I walked out of my room just wearing pants and a bra and said, "I'm ready to go!" She burst into giggles and said, "You can't leave the house in your nipple covers!"

    that one ace lesbian demigirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my little cousin calls his step moms bras "boob patches"

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    Kitty Kat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a very similar conversation once. Friend's 3 year-old looking for My Little Pony episodes on YouTube: I want the boo boo bed! My friend: What? Me: She wants the one where Rainbow Dash breaks her wing and goes to the hospital. *clicks episode* 3 year-old: Yay! Friend: I never would have figured that out.

    Heather Vandegrift
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew was the same, when I would watch him, my sister works write down the translations of which episode of Mickey (or whatever he was obsessed with at the time) corresponded with HIS names for them... And GOD HELP YOU if you got it wrong!

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    MonicaChicagoGal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew used to call fire trucks fire F***S

    Andrea Careless
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 year old word for helicopter: hackeekah

    Connie Brown
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hebliclopter - I have no idea why he added even more letters

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    Alicia M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son called a lawnmower a lawn mow-mow and added two extra syllables onto the word hamburger. Called it hamburgerurger. Still makes me laugh.

    Joel Warner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My intellectuals disabled sister used to call a Hospital a “”Horse Piddle”.

    Amanda Hunter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so refreshing the way children see the world.

    Monarch cat lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little I used to call it the patch-em up van

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    The mom told Bored Panda that two ways that parents can get their kids to try out new foods are ‘bribing’ them and making things as playful as possible.

    "My three kids take some convincing with vegetables, but they'll fall for the 'you're a dinosaur and this broccoli is a tree' bit every time," she shared with us during an earlier interview (and we hope all of you Panda Parents are taking notes—the broccoli/tree tactic really works).

    "Asparagus is an easy one because I can turn it into a science experiment. They'll shovel asparagus into their mouths after I tell them it makes your pee smell funny,” the mom joked.

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    Minnie Not Mouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I vote this for the offical name. Makes perfect sense

    SH Holmes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then couldn't wrists be called arm ankles?

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    Gypsy Nuku Brown
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My then 4 yr old son bumped his elbow and said "Ow! My arm chin!" (He also called his big toe his "Thumb toe")

    Jenn C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I called the back of my knees my knee pits.

    Lunakadi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! And I can make farty noises with them. But not my armpits.

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    Jimifan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in China and adopted two boys, now 11 and 8, both of whom speak fluent English and Chinese. When the older one was five we were walking to a store and he asked me if I ever had "sleep movies" because he never heard the word dreams and he was sure I didn't know the Chinese word (meng shang).

    Stay Off My Lawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense. Kinda like how some languages call toes “foot fingers”.

    John G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My adult girlfriend, who is Hungarian, used to toes foot fingers. The Hungarian language doesn't have a separate word for toes.

    Mary Kelly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my son used to say "knee pits" for behind the knees and "thumb toe" for the big toe

    Farting Bee
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I called my wrists hand ankles 😂 (I was much older than 3)

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    Samantha Lofgren
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece does this too! "Yesterday, when i was a baby..." and then she tells the wildest stories you've ever heard.

    Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 4 I said "a long time ago, but when I was 4 . . ."

    Gourdeous
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love when the little ones don't quite get the concept of time and everything is Yesterday or Tomorrow

    Random Dent
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter used to say 'the other day' meaning anything from a year to five minutes ago

    Pie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still say "in my old age..." and if I get called out on it I respond "this is the oldest age I've ever been." Started when I was a teenager. People don't call me out as much anymore 🥲

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i say "when i was a kid" im still a teenager :/ its becoming increasingly more accurate and i dont like it

    ibyishimo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a little bit like when you speak another language and you aren't great on past tense.

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    HosteenKristen Report

    Julie Ann Al buzbeba
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol...I wonder if he ever thinks of this when he has it on...."I'm wearing my basketball dress"

    Ganja4Eva
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interestingly, the word for a "jersey" in Yugoslavian languages is "dres"...

    BobTDG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet he was really happy about that.

    Kristen is based in a small town near Boston. She is the winner of the 2022 Erma Bombeck Humorist-in-Residence program, and her writing has been featured in a wide range of publications, including The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, House Beautiful, The Weekly Humorist, Popular Science, and elsewhere.

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    She has also co-written Gilmore Girls: The Official Cookbook, and her writing has appeared in the anthology Embrace the Merciless Joy: The McSweeney’s Internet Tendency Guide to Rearing Small, Medium, and Large Children.

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    modernmaryjane1 Report

    Betta Fish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then, knowing small children, threw a fit when you didn't understand.

    Monday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then when you finally understood and gave them the pop tart they no longer wanted it

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    Cath Homer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of boujie daycare is giving out poptarts? Those things are £££

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    RetkaGWD Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at the music menu via monocle: I say, the Bach Special looks especially scrumptious but I'm really in the mood for the Beethoven Combo. Bloody decisions...! XP

    Nessbit the Russian Spy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could I have the Satied vegetables? Also, do you have a Lizt of the drinks? One sec, I’ll be Bach

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have them on hand, but I'll pick some up when I go Chopin.

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    Cara G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG that's adorable! My 8yo nephew used to call his freckles "cutie marks".

    Nartartaglia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mistletoe is a parasite though. . . Birds carry it and land on trees, which in turn begins to k!ll the tree. This changed my entire perception of mistletoe.

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    One of the best things about parenting tweets is that they show the wide range of ups and downs of family life: there are numerous challenges when raising a child, but all of the funny and wholesome moments more than make up for it.

    However, some parents fall into the trap of thinking that they need to be ‘perfect.’ Already exhausted from ‘regular’ parenting, they overwhelm themselves further by putting a lot of additional stress on their shoulders, worried that their children might be ‘lagging behind’ everyone else’s. Whether that’s in terms of education or skills.

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    MVSBaltimore Report

    les
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in scotland calling someone a spoon means they're an idiot that cant be trusted with a knife or fork

    BobTDG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's wonderfully descriptive, and I'm stealing it.

    Josh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Cardassians take offense.

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    #23

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    NTacke Report

    Ruby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet you all checked under it after!

    A Bobcat From Philly
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, yes it is. ::hides under deck::

    Betty Walker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 3 year old son used to say. “ plug it out” Makes sense. You plug it in ( toaster, vacuum etc)

    Emma Kilcup
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real Estate Agent: And here, we have the "cat hider"! It is very good for hiding cats, especially when you want to play hide and seek!

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    alovelydai Report

    Shankshaw Redeemer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little cousin called my closet of cleaning stuff The Cleanery.

    Connie Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only a line of magic maids came dancing out when you opened the door ...

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    As we’ve covered on Bored Panda some time ago, this desire for ‘perfection’ and total control can backfire quite a bit. Not just for the parents, but for their kids, too.

    A childhood independence expert explained to us a while back that it’s a mistake for parents to try to protect their munchkins from ever feeling uncomfortable, frustrated, lonely, or scared. If they do this, their toddlers may grow up to be completely unprepared to deal with the challenges that real life throws at them. They might not be able to handle the unpleasant surprises they’ll have to deal with at school, work, and in other parts of their lives.

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    Betta Fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it's not as bad as little me calling an octopus' tentacles testic... you know what you get the gyst

    Undercover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm waiting for Zara's comment 😁

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude whoever downvoted you obviously needs to get a life, or at least crawl out from under their cozy little rock. Nothing’s offensive, and thus therefore random downvote fairies should go and whack their own heads with a metal spatula. Some people just need a high five… in the face… with a chair… :)

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have a particular way of pronouncing the word "roots". Somewhere we have an audio recording of me drawing a picture of a tree (known as the "lazy looking fir tree") and describing it. When I drew the roots, I very emphatically said "Them are the roots, them". Followed by a big slurp of air as I was concentrating hard. LOL.

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    Cal the dragon (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going back to my tentacles at the bottom of a tree.

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    HappinessAustin Report

    Hotdogking
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god, when I was younger I was told that the word for people who couldn’t speak was “dumb”. I was reading Harry Potter at the time and came across the word “dumbstruck” so it made sense. But I was quickly corrected that it was actually mute when I was watching tv with my cousins and someone was speaking sign language, so I pointed at them and loudly proclaimed, “Hey, that person is dumb!” 😳😳. It’s a funny family memory now but at the time my parents were mortified!!

    EnderVexer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well "dumb" is how they were originally referred to, but it later became used to mean stupid.

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    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first sentence Helen Keller spoke was "I am not dumb now." As she practiced alone secretly, she didn't know the b was silent.

    waddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and i thought i was a smart child

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    #27

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    cordeliamanson Report

    Julie Ann Al buzbeba
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 3yr old son was sitting in my lap the other day when out of nowhere he squeezed my left boob and said "Venus!" and then squeezed the right one and said "Jupiter!" Still not as bad as when we were standing in the checkout line at the BUSY market and he grabbed my stomach with both hands (luckily over my shirt) and YELLED...."SQUISHY!!!"

    Lisia Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boobie baskets at our house. Four daughters and myself! (I had boobs till 2011, damn cancer!)

    Norbert Edmund Charles Onaitis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Over The Shoulder Boulder Holder" dares from my teen years -around the mid point of the last century. That's right! I'm so old that my birthstone is coal!

    john
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jockstrap---under the butt nut hut

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    As such, one of the best things that families can do is to encourage kids to be independent, confident, and resilient. You still love them and give them all the support that they need. However, you don’t rush to their aid the moment things get just a tiny bit tough for them.

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    BiblioRaccoon Report

    BobTDG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's really clever.

    Stormifyed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was normal I do this all the time

    Luna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I (49) say that to my son (14) 🤦‍♀️ but I'm ESL. Just rolls off the tongue "it's cold today, please wear a long sleeve shirt and long sleeve pants". 🥲 (This child wears winter clothes in summer and vice versa, no we're not in Australia)

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL My son turned it the other way and called his shorts 'short-sleeved pants'!

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My toddler called her footwear "shoes-on" because I would say "get your shoes on so we can go."

    Katysgigi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My roommate called them short-sleeved pants.

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    keyofB_Platt Report

    Human on a stick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a tiny tiny child I CHOSE to sleep in the laundry bin. Hated it every time but kept doing it for some reason...

    Connie Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Son would put 2 year old daughter in laundry basket, fill it with toys, then push her around shouting "here come's the greedy, greedy bus!"

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    #30

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    SRCornhead Report

    Julie Bradley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son couldn't pronounce it, he called them wass dips

    Okasan Willis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter named them rear ends with wings after she was stung

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    Which of these word workarounds made you laugh the most, Pandas? Were there any phrases that you'd prefer to use instead of the real names that people call things? What alternative names have your own children come up with for various things? We'd love to hear from you, so share your thoughts in the comments!

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    mmoore1851 Report

    Ginger Ghost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a genius, the technical term is "by word of mouth" so found out by ear is close

    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Delayed. She’s old enough to know how to speak properly.

    Epona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some adults (and kids) have aphasia or other kinds of speech/language disorders, and will always have them. It doesn't mean they are "delayed".

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    Shannon K
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That last comment had me PMSL! 😂

    Kitty Kat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever, but clearly a product of her times.

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    #33

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    andrea_r Report

    dotti calhoun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was about 3, I asked my dad what a boy cheese sandwich tasted like because all I'd eaten were girl cheese sandwiches. My dad actually did a spit take with his beer!

    Nessbit the Russian Spy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 6 years old and my mom was making grilled cheese sandwhiches. Something had been weighing on my mind, and with a troubled heart I asked, “mom if they are girl cheese sandwhiches is dad allowed to have any?” I am still mocked to this day

    CP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 4 year old calls quesadillas circle grilled cheese.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at a daycare when I was young. My shift started at noon. On the day the kids had a field trip to a Mexican restaurant, I came into work to see excited children telling me how they went out to eat and got grilled cheese sandwiches.

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    Alicia M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son was absolutely mortified to learn that a grilled cheese sandwich contained cheese. He was never able to tell me what he thought was in the middle of the sandwich. 😂

    a penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohmygosh this is hilarious! I can hear one of my nieces using this 😂

    Renegade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We still have girled cheese sammies and my kids are all grown now.

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    JoanRob22255664 Report

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    ElleRen31 Report

    Gwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nearly 5yo still calls them mysteries and I love it so much!

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    allcopymel Report

    A_Cat_To_The_Past
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are all like informal dictionary definitions

    a penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need an official toddler dictionary much like Urban Dictionary lol

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    Jan Rosier
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, this could be a literal translation from Dutch because that is what we call them... broekkousen or kousebroek. (kous = sock, broek = trousers).

    Krista Stenvall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In finnish sukkahousut literally mean sock trousers :D!

    Claire Ferguson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter calls her ear muffs, ear gloves.

    Okasan Willis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The actor who played Robin in the 60's Batman called his tights, python pants

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    #37

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    caitlinnews Report

    Betta Fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when I used to like the imagine dragons song Radioactive but I would say "Videowacktoo!" Im not making that up

    Nessbit the Russian Spy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of saying “welcome to the new age” I’d honest to god say “wabba dooba doo ay”

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    BananaNutBread
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Playing headbands with a group of second graders. One's headband was too big and she asked me to "smallen it."

    Kiryn Silverwing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter has been saying upper instead of higher for years now, and she's six.

    Sportsgal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to tell my dad to "hit the go brake" when he was driving too slowly! 🤣

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    stacie_burrows Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that’s way better than me i silently named it “breakfast puke” because once i threw up something with a remarkable resemblance to breakfast puke

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god I literally just cracked up and my cat ran under the bed

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    Icecream Sarang
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to my parents, I used to ask for Baby Soup all the time, and it took them forever to figure I meant Bathing suit.

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    SQURRELY1 Report

    Hey!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My youngest son didn't call the reflex hammer anything but thought the doctor was cool when he used it on him. He came back home and made him a card thanking him for being SO cool, which was on the wall of fame for as long as we went there (~15 years).

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    clairedloon Report

    Cal the dragon (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget hanitizer, portchildteaus is now in my vocabulary!

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it a little difficult to say, and would prefer “PortKidTeau.” It seems to flow a little bit better. Still, I’ll wait for someone who can improve it even more; I’m hoping someone can think of a word for “child” that sounds like “man,” ‘cause then we’ll have a winner!

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    Betta Fish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always hanitize after using the bathroom!

    Nat of Clan P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or wash your hands with soap and water. That's even better ;)

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    Emma Goudie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter mashed up underpants and undergarments to give our family 'underments'. We still use that term even though she's in her thirties.

    Okasan Willis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daughter used to say I worked in the hostble instead of hospital (I'm a nurse)

    Leigh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister as a kid told my mom she had dieada he meant diarrhea. We still call it that.

    Natalie Kelsey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My older kids also say hanitizer but when my youngest son , Sam, was little he called it Samitizer. Also, we were his Samily

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha my little girl calls it hanitiser

    Lisia Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kwash-wash= wash cloth was fun. I miss having little kids around.

    Dani Pret
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My German bil called an umbrella a rain-bow and that makes sense

    dotti calhoun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son called it hanitizer as well! That's what we've continued to call it 15 years later

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    melissatyndall Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “girl you look like a SNACK in that dress”

    Jenn C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's kid called meatloaf a meat cupcake, and then sang Happy Birthday to it.

    Icecream Sarang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vanellope VonSchweetz wears one as the skirt on her dress and in her casual outfit, so this works for me.

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    ineedmeabackrub Report

    A Bobcat From Philly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, my file system has been corrupted. The drives still spin but the data kinda flies out of my ears.

    Andrei Marentette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you have to cut open your skull, take your brain out, and dig through it. Ouch

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    #43

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    k1k1waltz Report

    Pharmtechgurl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friends granddaughter: I can't like this

    a penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t want to get out of bed in the morning, sorry, just can’t.

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    #44

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    ncsupimaster Report

    Cal the dragon (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's not. That's why I'll never convince you.

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    JoycePa00407489 Report

    ISeeWendiGo
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid did this at age 2, he's almost 19 now. We still call emergency vehicles "wee-woos". Edit: user oops

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you could just wait until they learn to read

    Dog Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats perfect. I love it.

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    Julie Ann Al buzbeba
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter used to call blueberries TICKS....I can't eat blueberries anymore...

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    Betta Fish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did this make me a little sad? She couldn't touch the sky wall! 😥

    fair_weather_rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a child, my lifelong goal was to be taller than my brother so I could touch the sky. He's 6'4", and has been that height for as long as I've been alive, and I thought that surely he could touch the sky and just wasn't telling me. I eventually gave up on this dream when I realized how hard it is to find decent clothing as a tall woman in america.

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    Kitty Kat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a preschooler who said "Whobody wants [food]?" Instead of "Who wants" or "Does anybody want". It was the cutest darn thing, and now I like to like to ask my cats "Whobody wants breakfast?"

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    Betta Fish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After doing that you drop them back off at their dorms, right?

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    BTSMamaFan1 Report

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    Betta Fish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet again, me trying to contain a dark joke. (oooo ill be an obnoxious youtuber) BuT iF tHiS cOmMeNt GeTs 50 LiKeS I'lL dO iT

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    Kitty Kat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More accurate. They are not just for smacking flies.

    JoJo Anisko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was staying at a hotel in San Antonio many years ago and got to watch a bell boy attempt to annihilate a Texas cockroach (think surfboard with legs) with a flyswatter. Thinking he was successful, he started to dump it in the trashcan. *Knowing* that it was only stunned, I made him leave with it...which he did with the roach balanced on the end of the bugsmacker extended at arm's length.

    ISeeWendiGo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my house they're fly flappers.

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    Ches Yamada
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Appropriate avatar there. But really, I'm not a fan of this "teehee I drink a lot!" trend. Why isn't it okay for me to say "ha ha, I eat to cope" but it's fun and hip to be like "momma needs her happy juice"

    Violet Jensen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if it was the dad going “I have to drink to cope with my children” 🙄🙄🙄

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    meowi.anne
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    2 years ago

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    a penguin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok the mommy juice thing needs to end. Kids will grow up thinking it’s actually juice. Tell them what it is and that it is a grown up drink, stop using the word “juice.”

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    ISeeWendiGo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with a 29 year old woman that called cul-de-sacs the culture sacs. She also would order "puh-sketti" when our boss would take us to Olive Garden for lunch at times.

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We just call him George. ;-)

    waddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh how adorable such a funny name for a MURDERED CORPSE (side note: my pigness may have influenced this comment)

    Jenn C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay waddle, I'm sure it's really a tofu ham.

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    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister called chicken loaf white ham

    a penguin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had to differentiate between milk and my son’s formula he drinks for weight gain so we started calling it Beef Milk (a la Parks n Rec) and now we have two kids who go around asking people for beef milk.

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    JoJo Anisko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have said eye curtains. 😉

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    Betta Fish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because that has a very milky consistency yes

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    JoJo Anisko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of similar to "called it in".

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would absolutely have to go and look wouldn't you

    ...
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so confused did she mean lawn instead of laundry?

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    #68

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    Hotdogking
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse. After watching Star Wars for the first time when I was 4, my mum showed it to me when I was home sick, I called Life savers (those orange rings you find on beaches or by lakes) Life Sabers for ages before I figured out what it really was

    Betta Fish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You did not exist if you did not say that

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    V33333P
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an adult I forgot the word for soda water (which I don't like) and went with "white noise drink"

    A Bobcat From Philly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering sparkling water does taste like TV static, yeah! LOL!

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    Betta Fish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am asking for sizzle drink from now on I don't care what happens

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    waddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    quite an accurate description for fashionable harbingers of agony

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    Betta Fish
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to say peni- (Don't dislike bot me I'm not kidding they had to teach me the real word after I did it in public)

    Kitty Kat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I encountered the opposite at a daycare I used to work at. Three year olds were changing out of their swimsuits after water play and one little boy said to another, "I see your booty. I see your peanuts." I mentioned it to his mother and she said, "Please, don't correct him. We like that he says peanuts."

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    General Anaesthesia
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dried gravy. Just add water, heat and stir, and you have gravy. I think.

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