Ah, Italians. They gave us pizza, Leonardo da Vinci, fantastic wine... Oh, and Western civilization. We have a lot to thank this Southern European nation for, and here at Bored Panda, we're doing it the only way we really know how - with pizza jokes.

If you're Italian yourself, you're probably tired of people commenting on your loud speaking voice, exaggerated hand movements, incomparable love of pasta and a bunch of other Italian stereotypes. You probably cringe every time someone starts singing That's Amore. You've probably heard every. Single. Mafia. Joke. We're not trying to make your life harder. We promise that this post is all about love for Italian food.

Check out the biggest and baddest list of Italian jokes below, and share this post with the Italian in your life as a token of appreciation. Show your mama's boy these stereotype examples - hopefully, you'll laugh at it.

#1

Italien

Italien

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Bob Wolters
Community Member
5 years ago

If you make a Italian dish wrong, Italians become even more dangerous than Alien, so beware.

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#2

Italian DNA

Italian DNA

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Community Member
5 years ago

OMG this is epic

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#3

Language Barrier

Language Barrier

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Heather Riseborough
Community Member
5 years ago

Animals do actually have accents, it's been scientifically proven.

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#4

Problem Solving Techniques

Problem Solving Techniques

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Auden Meyer
Community Member
5 years ago

Unfortunately the US solution is all too real :(

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#5

Italian Vampire

Italian Vampire

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Serena Fleres
Community Member
5 years ago

ops :)

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#6

Italian Sign Language

Italian Sign Language

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Kjorn
Community Member
5 years ago

the difference is subtle

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#7

Arresting Italians

Arresting Italians

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Lola Bronchetti
Community Member
5 years ago

-police- "Put your hands up" -random guy " DE ITALIAN WAY"

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#8

Nuclear Pizza

Nuclear Pizza

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Jimmy Bennett
Community Member
5 years ago

Been there. Part cooked base needs a baking tray.

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#9

Fidget Spinner

Fidget Spinner

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Bob Wolters
Community Member
5 years ago

These guys are trendsetters you know.

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#10

Italian Joke

Italian Joke

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Isabel Tamayo
Community Member
5 years ago

Oh my goodness hahaha

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#11

Liking Facebook Posts

Liking Facebook Posts

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Laura Ferretti
Community Member
5 years ago

C'mon haha

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#12

Italian Trees

Italian Trees

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Emily Sophie Espersen
Community Member
5 years ago

How?!

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#13

Italian Chef

Italian Chef

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MaddySquidCat 7
Community Member
5 years ago

I've seen this post so many times yet I never realised they were all said by the same person...

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#14

Huge Pizza

Huge Pizza

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Allana Rose
Community Member
5 years ago

Holy smokes!! That is one huge pizza pie!!

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#15

Logini

Logini

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Lola Bronchetti
Community Member
5 years ago

Logini best movie ever

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#16

Italian Loch Ness

Italian Loch Ness

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Cayman
Community Member
5 years ago

I spit out my drink on to the screen XD

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#17

Speaking Italian

Speaking Italian

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YUZAFFI
Community Member
5 years ago

For all those who cant understand italian, he is saying "Pasta pasta cheese wida tomato and the garlic wida pepporoni pizza" your welcome

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#18

Italian Bow Tie

Italian Bow Tie

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
5 years ago

very stylish!

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#19

Super Mario

Super Mario

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Zori the degu
Community Member
5 years ago

:D

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#20

Italian Joke

Italian Joke

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Angelina Wilkins
Community Member
5 years ago

This so stupid and awesome. The best of both worlds!

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#21

Italian Skin

Italian Skin

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Community Member
5 years ago

I'll eat my arm off

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#22

Italian Screws

Italian Screws

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N G
Community Member
5 years ago

Just add some pine NUTS and a splash of oil

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#23

Italian Babies

Italian Babies

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Allana Rose
Community Member
5 years ago

YO! Ima wanna some titty over here!!

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#24

Italian Spy

Italian Spy

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HauntedForests
Community Member
5 years ago

My mouth is currently over salivating. In America you say? Where?

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#25

Italian Parking Tickets

Italian Parking Tickets

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Lola Bronchetti
Community Member
5 years ago

Yummy Pizza Ticket I'd probably want to get pulled over so I could get Pizza

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#26

Applauding The Italian Way

Applauding The Italian Way

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Lola Bronchetti
Community Member
5 years ago

It looks like an animal

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#27

Italian Language

Italian Language

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Manuel Faraon
Community Member
5 years ago

"ottenere selvatici" actually means "to obtain savages" . Don't trust Google too much! ;-)

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#28

Spaghetti Gown

Spaghetti Gown

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Jose Baeyens
Community Member
5 years ago

Me likey.....I bringa da sauce !

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#29

Italian Blood

Italian Blood

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Lola Bronchetti
Community Member
5 years ago

I'd cut myself to eat my blood

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#30

Italian Kidnapping

Italian Kidnapping

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Allana Rose
Community Member
5 years ago

Well maybe not kidnap him but it would shut him up for a while *L*

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#31

Italian Fork

Italian Fork

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Emily Sophie Espersen
Community Member
5 years ago

Oh yes

#32

Italian To Do List

Italian To Do List

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Lola Bronchetti
Community Member
5 years ago

That would be hard

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#33

Jokes About Italians

Jokes About Italians

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Kookie Clown4ever
Community Member
5 years ago

Lol

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#34

Italian Joke

Italian Joke

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Allana Rose
Community Member
5 years ago

This could explain why there are so many large Italian Families :)

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#35

Italian Jokes

Italian Jokes

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Kwaku
Community Member
5 years ago

I'm gay but this is FUNNY AS HELL!!! hahahahahahhahahhaaaaa

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#36

Italian Guns

Italian Guns

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PARANOIDANDROID
Community Member
5 years ago

no wonder Mussolini lost

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#37

Jokes About Italians

Jokes About Italians

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Laura Ferretti
Community Member
5 years ago

Just no

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#38

Italian Tragedy

Italian Tragedy

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Kookie Clown4ever
Community Member
5 years ago

For a moment couldn't see the cats head

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#39

Italians Holding Hands

Italians Holding Hands

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Lucía Maggi
Community Member
5 years ago

The tattoo ♥

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#40

Italian Joke

Italian Joke

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PARANOIDANDROID
Community Member
5 years ago

that cheesy meth

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#41

Italian Currency

Italian Currency

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Irene Bocardo Reina
Community Member
5 years ago

that's gonna be difficult to clean

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#42

Writing Like An Italian

Writing Like An Italian

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3ke
Community Member
5 years ago

Hand cramps inevitable

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#43

Italian Drawing Tutorial

Italian Drawing Tutorial

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PARANOIDANDROID
Community Member
5 years ago

how they draw an italian horse

#44

Italian Soldiers

Italian Soldiers

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Darrien Mae
Community Member
5 years ago

If burgers were lined up saying "USA soldiers ready for battle" I guarantee there would be no Americans taking offense, not even soldiers.

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#45

Italian Car Interiors

Italian Car Interiors

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Tinka Maruu
Community Member
5 years ago

Oh! That's where the cop from the previous photo put the pepperoni!

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#46

Italian Soldiers

Italian Soldiers

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Isabel Tamayo
Community Member
5 years ago

Oh heartbreak! ;(

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#47

Italian Memes

Italian Memes

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Sheridan Skinner
Community Member
4 years ago

Memeception

#48

Italian Army Helmet

Italian Army Helmet

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Michelle Mironenko
Community Member
5 years ago

How many people looked it up?

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#49

Italian Food

Italian Food

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
5 years ago

at last one without the hand...

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#50

Italian Emo

Italian Emo

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Houssem Hammami
Community Member
5 years ago

that's italian fidget spinner

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#51

Checking The Weather

Checking The Weather

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Allana Rose
Community Member
5 years ago

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*YAWN*

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#52

Jokes About Italians

Jokes About Italians

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Mirko Mora
Community Member
5 years ago

This is everytime when an italian guy goes out of Italy and eat in a "very italian restaurant"...

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#53

Italian Navy

Italian Navy

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Maryse Delacoure
Community Member
5 years ago

Italian ufo maybe

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#54

Italian Ducks

Italian Ducks

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PyroarRanger
Community Member
5 years ago

*quacks in Italian accent* "DO YOU HAVE ANY NOODLES? BECAUSE WE WOULD LIKE TO EAT SOME!"

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#55

How Italians Shoot

How Italians Shoot

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PyroarRanger
Community Member
5 years ago

GIVE ME THE NOODLES, OR I SHOOT!

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#56

Italian Sleeping Bag

Italian Sleeping Bag

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TheRubyFalcon
Community Member
5 years ago

It'd be eaten before bedtime...

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#57

Italian Hand Grenade

Italian Hand Grenade

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Lillian Chesak
Community Member
5 years ago

Again, I googled it

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#58

Italian Bones

Italian Bones

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Laura Ferretti
Community Member
5 years ago

Bye I'm going to eat myself

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#59

How Italian People Smoke

How Italian People Smoke

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That Fat Mouse
Community Member
4 years ago

Can I say, the hand one is getting boring. But still funny!

#60

Italians Sleeping

Italians Sleeping

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PyroarRanger
Community Member
5 years ago

I actually wonder if I SHOULD start sleeping like this...

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#61

Italian Boi

Italian Boi

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PyroarRanger
Community Member
5 years ago

BOI!

#62

Italian Memes

Italian Memes

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Marzo Florida
Community Member
5 years ago

*Insert 'Yo Dawg' meme*

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#63

Marinara Baptism

Marinara Baptism

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Andrew Cas
Community Member
5 years ago

Not cool sauce Is bubbling

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#64

Jokes About Italians

Jokes About Italians

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#65

Italians Wearing Pants

Italians Wearing Pants

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Kookie Clown4ever
Community Member
5 years ago

The second one

#66

Pass The Ranch

Pass The Ranch

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Marzo Florida
Community Member
5 years ago

This is when the spaghetti gun comes in handy

#67

How Italians Play Piano

How Italians Play Piano

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Nele
Community Member
5 years ago

Nah, that's how it's really done: https://youtu.be/X2VTHoqwRr0

#68

Italians Drinking Coffee

Italians Drinking Coffee

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athornedrose
Community Member
5 years ago

Disgraziatamente. Not the appropriate cup for espresso

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#69

Italian Gamers

Italian Gamers

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The Italian Turkey Bros
Community Member
3 years ago

Us Italian's are just more experienced like that

#70

Italian Jokes

Italian Jokes

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GlassOfWater
Community Member
5 years ago

I loved that game! Does anyone still play SSBB (super smash bros brawl)?

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