72 Jokes About Italians That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

If you make a Italian dish wrong, Italians become even more dangerous than Alien, so beware.

OMG this is epic

Animals do actually have accents, it's been scientifically proven.

Unfortunately the US solution is all too real :(

ops :)

the difference is subtle

-police- "Put your hands up" -random guy " DE ITALIAN WAY"

Been there. Part cooked base needs a baking tray.

These guys are trendsetters you know.

Oh my goodness hahaha

C'mon haha

How?!

I've seen this post so many times yet I never realised they were all said by the same person...

Holy smokes!! That is one huge pizza pie!!

Logini best movie ever

I spit out my drink on to the screen XD

For all those who cant understand italian, he is saying "Pasta pasta cheese wida tomato and the garlic wida pepporoni pizza" your welcome

very stylish!

:D

This so stupid and awesome. The best of both worlds!

I'll eat my arm off

Just add some pine NUTS and a splash of oil

YO! Ima wanna some titty over here!!

My mouth is currently over salivating. In America you say? Where?

Yummy Pizza Ticket I'd probably want to get pulled over so I could get Pizza

It looks like an animal

"ottenere selvatici" actually means "to obtain savages" . Don't trust Google too much! ;-)

Me likey.....I bringa da sauce !

I'd cut myself to eat my blood

Well maybe not kidnap him but it would shut him up for a while *L*

Oh yes

That would be hard

Lol

This could explain why there are so many large Italian Families :)

I'm gay but this is FUNNY AS HELL!!! hahahahahahhahahhaaaaa

no wonder Mussolini lost

Just no

For a moment couldn't see the cats head

The tattoo ♥

that cheesy meth

that's gonna be difficult to clean

Hand cramps inevitable

how they draw an italian horse

If burgers were lined up saying "USA soldiers ready for battle" I guarantee there would be no Americans taking offense, not even soldiers.

Oh! That's where the cop from the previous photo put the pepperoni!

Oh heartbreak! ;(

Memeception

How many people looked it up?

at last one without the hand...

that's italian fidget spinner

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If Italians are lazy, they just turn on the tv and watch the weather channel. If aren't lazy, open a window and use their eyes as everybody else (unless you're blind I guess).

This is everytime when an italian guy goes out of Italy and eat in a "very italian restaurant"...

Italian ufo maybe

*quacks in Italian accent* "DO YOU HAVE ANY NOODLES? BECAUSE WE WOULD LIKE TO EAT SOME!"

GIVE ME THE NOODLES, OR I SHOOT!

It'd be eaten before bedtime...

Again, I googled it

Bye I'm going to eat myself

Can I say, the hand one is getting boring. But still funny!

I actually wonder if I SHOULD start sleeping like this...

BOI!

*Insert 'Yo Dawg' meme*

Not cool sauce Is bubbling

The second one

This is when the spaghetti gun comes in handy

Nah, that's how it's really done: https://youtu.be/X2VTHoqwRr0

Disgraziatamente. Not the appropriate cup for espresso

Us Italian's are just more experienced like that

I loved that game! Does anyone still play SSBB (super smash bros brawl)?

* Loud Facepalm *

Repeat.