Ah, Italians. They gave us pizza, Leonardo da Vinci, fantastic wine... Oh, and Western civilization. We have a lot to thank this Southern European nation for, and here at Bored Panda, we're doing it the only way we really know how - with pizza jokes.

If you're Italian yourself, you're probably tired of people commenting on your loud speaking voice, exaggerated hand movements, incomparable love of pasta and a bunch of other Italian stereotypes. You probably cringe every time someone starts singing That's Amore. You've probably heard every. Single. Mafia. Joke. We're not trying to make your life harder. We promise that this post is all about love for Italian food.

Check out the biggest and baddest list of Italian jokes below, and share this post with the Italian in your life as a token of appreciation. Show your mama's boy these stereotype examples - hopefully, you'll laugh at it.

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Bob Wolters 1 year ago

If you make a Italian dish wrong, Italians become even more dangerous than Alien, so beware.

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1 year ago

OMG this is epic

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#3

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Heather Riseborough 1 year ago

Animals do actually have accents, it's been scientifically proven.

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#4

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Auden Meyer 1 year ago

Unfortunately the US solution is all too real :(

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#5

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Serena Fleres 1 year ago

ops :)

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Kjorn 1 year ago

the difference is subtle

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#7

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Lola Bronchetti 1 year ago

-police- "Put your hands up" -random guy " DE ITALIAN WAY"

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Jimmy Bennett 1 year ago

Been there. Part cooked base needs a baking tray.

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Bob Wolters 1 year ago

These guys are trendsetters you know.

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Isabel Tamayo 1 year ago

Oh my goodness hahaha

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#11

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Laura Ferretti 1 year ago

C'mon haha

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#12

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Emily Sophie Espersen 1 year ago

How?!

#13

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MaddySquidCat 7 1 year ago

I've seen this post so many times yet I never realised they were all said by the same person...

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#14

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Allana Rose 1 year ago

Holy smokes!! That is one huge pizza pie!!

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#15

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Lola Bronchetti 1 year ago

Logini best movie ever

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#16

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Cayman 1 year ago

I spit out my drink on to the screen XD

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#17

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YUZAFFI 1 year ago

For all those who cant understand italian, he is saying "Pasta pasta cheese wida tomato and the garlic wida pepporoni pizza" your welcome

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ADHORTATOR 1 year ago

very stylish!

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#20

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Angelina Wilkins 1 year ago

This so stupid and awesome. The best of both worlds!

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#21

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1 year ago

I'll eat my arm off

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#22

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N G 1 year ago

Just add some pine NUTS and a splash of oil

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#23

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Allana Rose 1 year ago

YO! Ima wanna some titty over here!!

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HauntedForests 1 year ago

My mouth is currently over salivating. In America you say? Where?

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Lola Bronchetti 1 year ago

Yummy Pizza Ticket I'd probably want to get pulled over so I could get Pizza

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Lola Bronchetti 1 year ago

It looks like an animal

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#27

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Manuel Faraon 1 year ago

"ottenere selvatici" actually means "to obtain savages" . Don't trust Google too much! ;-)

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Jose Baeyens 1 year ago

Me likey.....I bringa da sauce !

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#29

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Lola Bronchetti 1 year ago

I'd cut myself to eat my blood

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#30

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Allana Rose 1 year ago

Well maybe not kidnap him but it would shut him up for a while *L*

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#31

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Emily Sophie Espersen 1 year ago

Oh yes

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Lola Bronchetti 1 year ago

That would be hard

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#33

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Kookie Clown4ever 1 year ago

Lol

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#34

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Allana Rose 1 year ago

This could explain why there are so many large Italian Families :)

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#35

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Kwaku 1 year ago

I'm gay but this is FUNNY AS HELL!!! hahahahahahhahahhaaaaa

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#36

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PARANOIDANDROID 1 year ago

no wonder Mussolini lost

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Laura Ferretti 1 year ago

Just no

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Kookie Clown4ever 1 year ago

For a moment couldn't see the cats head

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Lucía Maggi 1 year ago

The tattoo ♥

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PARANOIDANDROID 1 year ago

that cheesy meth

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Irene Bocardo Reina 1 year ago

that's gonna be difficult to clean

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#42

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3ke 1 year ago

Hand cramps inevitable

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PARANOIDANDROID 1 year ago

how they draw an italian horse

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Darrien Mae 1 year ago

If burgers were lined up saying "USA soldiers ready for battle" I guarantee there would be no Americans taking offense, not even soldiers.

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Tinka Maruu 1 year ago

Oh! That's where the cop from the previous photo put the pepperoni!

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Isabel Tamayo 1 year ago

Oh heartbreak! ;(

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Sheridan Skinner 1 year ago

Memeception

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Michelle Mironenko 1 year ago

How many people looked it up?

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ADHORTATOR 1 year ago

at last one without the hand...

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Houssem Hammami 1 year ago

that's italian fidget spinner

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#51

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Baron Simone Von Bianco 1 year ago

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If Italians are lazy, they just turn on the tv and watch the weather channel. If aren't lazy, open a window and use their eyes as everybody else (unless you're blind I guess).

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Mirko Mora 1 year ago

This is everytime when an italian guy goes out of Italy and eat in a "very italian restaurant"...

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Maryse Delacoure 1 year ago

Italian ufo maybe

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PyroarRanger 1 year ago

*quacks in Italian accent* "DO YOU HAVE ANY NOODLES? BECAUSE WE WOULD LIKE TO EAT SOME!"

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PyroarRanger 1 year ago

GIVE ME THE NOODLES, OR I SHOOT!

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TheRubyFalcon 1 year ago

It'd be eaten before bedtime...

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Lillian Chesak 1 year ago

Again, I googled it

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Laura Ferretti 1 year ago

Bye I'm going to eat myself

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That Fat Mouse 10 months ago

Can I say, the hand one is getting boring. But still funny!

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PyroarRanger 1 year ago

I actually wonder if I SHOULD start sleeping like this...

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#61

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PyroarRanger 1 year ago

BOI!

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Marzo Florida 1 year ago

*Insert 'Yo Dawg' meme*

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Andrew Cas 1 year ago

Not cool sauce Is bubbling

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Kookie Clown4ever 1 year ago

The second one

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Marzo Florida 1 year ago

This is when the spaghetti gun comes in handy

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Nele 1 year ago

Nah, that's how it's really done: https://youtu.be/X2VTHoqwRr0

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athornedrose 1 year ago

Disgraziatamente. Not the appropriate cup for espresso

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The Italian Turkey Bros 1 month ago

Us Italian's are just more experienced like that

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GlassOfWater 1 year ago

I loved that game! Does anyone still play SSBB (super smash bros brawl)?

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