Ah, Italians. They gave us pizza, Leonardo da Vinci, amazing wine... Oh, and Western civilization. We have a lot to thank this Southern European nation for, and here at Bored Panda, we're doing it the only way we really know how - with jokes.


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If you're Italian yourself, you're probably tired of people commenting on your loud speaking voice, exaggerated hand movements, and incomparable love of pasta. You probably cringe every time someone starts singing That's Amore. You've probably heard every. Single. Mafia. Joke. We're not trying to make your life harder. We promise that this post is all about love for the Bel Paese.

Check out the biggest and baddest list of Italian jokes ever below, and share this post with the Italian in your life as a token of appreciation.

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Bob Wolters 2 months ago

If you make a Italian dish wrong, Italians become even more dangerous than Alien, so beware.

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2 months ago

OMG this is epic

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Heather Riseborough 2 months ago

Animals do actually have accents, it's been scientifically proven.

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Auden Meyer 2 months ago

Unfortunately the US solution is all too real :(

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Kjorn 2 months ago

the difference is subtle

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Lola Bronchetti 2 months ago

-police- "Put your hands up" -random guy " DE ITALIAN WAY"

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Jimmy Bennett 2 months ago

Been there. Part cooked base needs a baking tray.

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Bob Wolters 2 months ago

These guys are trendsetters you know.

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Isabel Tamayo 2 months ago

Oh my goodness hahaha

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