72 Jokes About Italians That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
Ah, Italians. They gave us pizza, Leonardo da Vinci, fantastic wine... Oh, and Western civilization. We have a lot to thank this Southern European nation for, and here at Bored Panda, we're doing it the only way we really know how - with pizza jokes.
If you're Italian yourself, you're probably tired of people commenting on your loud speaking voice, exaggerated hand movements, incomparable love of pasta and a bunch of other Italian stereotypes. You probably cringe every time someone starts singing That's Amore. You've probably heard every. Single. Mafia. Joke. We're not trying to make your life harder. We promise that this post is all about love for Italian food.
Check out the biggest and baddest list of Italian jokes below, and share this post with the Italian in your life as a token of appreciation. Show your mama's boy these stereotype examples - hopefully, you'll laugh at it.
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If you make a Italian dish wrong, Italians become even more dangerous than Alien, so beware.
Animals do actually have accents, it's been scientifically proven.
I've seen this post so many times yet I never realised they were all said by the same person...
Yummy Pizza Ticket I'd probably want to get pulled over so I could get Pizza
"ottenere selvatici" actually means "to obtain savages" . Don't trust Google too much! ;-)
If burgers were lined up saying "USA soldiers ready for battle" I guarantee there would be no Americans taking offense, not even soldiers.
This is everytime when an italian guy goes out of Italy and eat in a "very italian restaurant"...
*quacks in Italian accent* "DO YOU HAVE ANY NOODLES? BECAUSE WE WOULD LIKE TO EAT SOME!"
I loved that game! Does anyone still play SSBB (super smash bros brawl)?
