It’s hardly a profound idea anymore, but sometimes it can be good to go out and take a walk, or a drive, depending on what side of the Atlantic you happen to be on, as seeing what’s actually happening around you might be helpful for one’s mental health. Or, at the very least, you’ll see something worth recording.
So we’ve gathered some of the best posts from a group dedicated to all the ridiculous, weird and unhinged things people have seen when out and about. Get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments section down below.
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Look At This Captive Audience At The St Claude Train Tracks
August 5, 2017 Flood That Took Many Areas Of The City (And Debatably The Pumps) By Surprise
Ick. Just think about what's floating around and mixed into that water.
Look At This Disco Cone
The sidewalk is a stage where the actors have forgotten their lines, the director has left the building, and the costumes were seemingly chosen by a toddler with access to a high-end thrift store and a hot glue gun. We have all had that singular moment where we are walking to work or heading to grab a coffee, only to stop dead in our tracks because reality has decided to take a very strange detour.
It usually starts with the inexplicable appearance of abandoned food in places food simply has no business being. We aren’t talking about a discarded candy wrapper or a dropped slice of pizza, which is merely a culinary tragedy. No, we are talking about the high-concept urban mystery of bread stapled to trees, a bizarrely popular internet subculture that leaves passersby wondering if the local squirrels are suddenly hosting a very rustic brunch.
Someone Couldn’t Hold Their Ectoplasm Last Night
Look At This Overpass To Hell
Look At This Flamingo Exhibit. Laurel And Webste
There is a specific kind of confusion that arises when you see a perfectly intact, steaming hot rotisserie chicken sitting on top of a literal fire hydrant at three in the morning. It looks less like litter and more like an offering to a very specific, poultry-loving deity of public safety.
Best Table In Uptown New Orleans
Look At This Bikini Bottom Airbnb. The Famous Eton St Pothole,
I was just reading about a guy in a town near me, a potato farmer, who planted potatoes in the pothole at the end of his driveway. Council wasn't listening to his pleas to get it filled so that was his solution. Then he made gin from the potatoes after harvest.
Sup With This Cloud
Moving further down the block of the surreal, we often encounter the phenomenon known as a glitch in the matrix. This is that jarring second when you see three people, completely unrelated and unknown to one another, walking in a perfect row wearing the exact same neon-yellow tracksuit. It makes you feel as though the universe’s character-rendering engine has run out of memory and started reusing assets.
Look At This Oopsie Daisy
Look At This Double Entendre
Look At This Carpet. Metairie Near Causeway
These real-life glitches are a staple of street life, whether it’s two identical cars parked next to each other with nearly identical dents or a group of strangers all checking their watches at the exact same millisecond. It’s a reminder that while we all like to think we’re unique protagonists, sometimes we’re just background extras in a very repetitive scene.
Look At This Horror Movie That Is Our Streets!
Look At This Pothole Shrine
Look At These Rugs. They Really Tie The Road Together. Covering Potholes At N Rampart And Piety
Then, there are the fashion choices that defy the laws of both physics and social norms. In any major city, you are eventually going to run into someone who has decided that today is the day to become a dinosaur. Not a person in a dinosaur costume, mind you, but a person living their best life inside an inflatable T-Rex suit while trying to navigate an ATM or order a complicated latte. There is something deeply wholesome and profoundly weird about watching a prehistoric predator struggle to grasp a debit card with tiny, air-filled claws.
Look At This Sinkhole Celebration. Laurel Between Henry Clay And Webster
Look At This Nightmare. Chestnut And Philip
Lakeside Shopping Center, Pf Chang’s Metairie
It’s not just the costumes, though; it’s the accessories. Who hasn't seen a person walking a pet that definitely wasn't a dog? Whether it’s a majestic iguana perched on a shoulder like a scaly pirate’s parrot or a person taking their pet duck for a stroll in tiny custom booties, the street is a veritable runway for the animal kingdom’s most eccentric ambassadors.
Do Whatcha Wanna
Love To See This Kind Of Inter-Department Collaboration At The City Level. Behind City Hall
For a car boot to be put on a vehicle, wouldn't it need to be ticketed a few times?
Neighbors Around Desaix Are In Full Rebellion Mode
I sense pitchforks and torches are next. Someone in local government had better start listening.
If the visuals don’t get you, the literature of the streets surely will. Street signs are supposed to be helpful, but they often end up being accidentally philosophical or aggressively confusing. We’ve all seen those hand-written flyers taped to telephone poles that start off normal and quickly spiral into madness.
Look At This Costume
Look At This Library. Chartres Street Sidewalk Sunday
Look At This In Observation Deck. Norman C Francis And Palmyra
One day you’re looking for a lost kitten, and the next you’re reading a manifesto about a lost cloud or a sign offering "Free Hugs (But Only if You Can Beat Me in Rock-Paper-Scissors)." These bits of urban ephemera act as a sort of public diary for the neighborhood’s resident dreamers and pranksters. They turn a boring brick wall into a comedy club where the cover charge is just a few seconds of your time and a healthy dose of skepticism.
Look At This Scale Model Of The City. Amelia And Magazine
Look At This Gas Pump
Driving off without paying. I think they should be chased down by the police.
Breaking - Another Angle Of The Supermassive Black Hole On Poydras. Hope Everyone Is Ok
Finally, we have the mystery of the "Random Large Object." This is when you turn a corner and find something that should be in a living room sitting in the middle of a busy intersection. It might be a fully upright piano that someone decided to leave in a park, or a porcelain bathtub filled with succulents in the middle of a parking lot. These objects feel like they were dropped by a giant who was moving house and got distracted.
Look At This Mayor. Poydras And Camp
Look At This Gator
That Saw Blade They Left In The Street Yesterday Sliced A Local Business Owner’s Tire Last Night
They invite us to imagine the frantic, hilarious backstories that led to their abandonment. Did someone lose a bet? Was there a musical emergency that required an immediate sonata? The beauty of these weird street sightings is that they break the monotony of our daily routines. They remind us that the world is still a strange, unpredictable, and delightful place, provided you’re willing to keep your eyes open. These moments of collective weirdness connect us as humans, giving us something to laugh about with a stranger as we both stare at a pineapple wearing sunglasses on top of a mailbox.
Look At This Olympic Qualifier
Look At This Roundabout. Annette And Villere
Look At This Typo. Maple Street Residents Report Waiting Over A Year For The Street Tiles To Be Installed, Only To Find This Today
Look At This Mirror
Look At This Tubing Trip. Audubon River Last Weekend
Look At This Swamp Tour. Banks And Rendon
Breaking: Loose Cheese Puffs At S Claiborne And Felicity
Look At This Puddl—no Wait That’s A Pothole
Look At This Old Gregg. Rampart And St Peter
Old Gregg!!!!!!!!!! He's showing us his mangina!!! Gosh, I want some creamy Bailey's!!!!!
Look At This Man In Pothole
Breaking: Building Collapse At Magazine And Felicity. Hope Everyone Is Ok
"I thought I told you to turn the music down, now look what you did."
Look At This Wednesday Night Social Ride. St Anthony And Filmore In Gentilly
Just A Reminder Totaled Car Pickup Day Isn’t Until The 3rd Thursday Of The Month. Broadway At Spruce
That’s A Weird Lookin Man. Royal And St Ann
Anyone remember the du nce hats they used to use in school? This is what it reminds me of. Maybe he did something wrong and this is his punishment.
Look At This Bloodbath. Outside Of The Dungeon
That’s Gonna Be A Hell Of A Patch . Lowerline And Maple
Stay Safe Out There Y’all. Chantilly Dr New Orleans East,
It’s A Jeep Thing, You Wouldn’t Understand
Look At This Generator Tattoo Parlor. Algiers Point
Look At This In Tourist Trap
Look At This Pool Party. Broadmoor
Hm
The Famous Eton Street Costume Hole, Algiers
Speaking Of Typos. Washington Ave
Look At This Holiday Cheer. Black Pearl
Look At This Splint. New Orleans And Dorgenois
Look At This Cup Holder. Saint Charles & General Pershing
These DIY Bayou Boogaloo Boats Are Getting Out Of Control. Hope Everyone Is Ok. Moss
Banks Street Looking Like Burning Man Today
Hang In There, Y’all
Wow
Hm
Happy Fourth Of July From The Land Of Crumbling Infrastructure!
Look At This Bandaid. Carondelet
Look At This Living Room
Look At These Pickles. Esplanade
Look At This Headstand. Rampart And Canal
My God, that is awful! You can make fun of France for being "socialistic," but damn, my area does not have streets like this, and we are just a collection of villages. Potholes and such are fairly quickly filled in and streets are repaved every several years, as are routes between cities/villages.
I wonder if the citizens need to start making some 3:00 AM modifications to the paving in the parking lots of their City Hall, their Public Works Yard, and their County Government Center.
My God, that is awful! You can make fun of France for being "socialistic," but damn, my area does not have streets like this, and we are just a collection of villages. Potholes and such are fairly quickly filled in and streets are repaved every several years, as are routes between cities/villages.
I wonder if the citizens need to start making some 3:00 AM modifications to the paving in the parking lots of their City Hall, their Public Works Yard, and their County Government Center.
