Boston Home Inspectors Are Sharing The Worst Things They’ve Seen On The Job, And Here Are 30 Of The Most Impactful Pics (New Pics)
InterviewYou’d be forgiven for thinking that the life of a home inspector is a boring one, but this fascinating Instagram account says otherwise. By posting some of their most striking discoveries on their IG, Boston Home Inspectors take us along on their most interesting home inspections.
A home inspector’s job is to provide prospective home buyers with an expert report on the state of the home they’re considering. They look for everything from building code violations to water damage, wear-and-tear, dangerously poor repairs, and other hidden risks. You might find their work a lot more interesting when you realize they’re a lot like detectives or, in the worst cases, crime scene analysts.
Some of the photos on BHI’s IG show obvious problems, like decaying shower walls, structurally unsound steps, and other clear dangers. But other photos show issues in places that the average homeowner might have never thought to check. Crawlspaces between walls, above ceilings or under floors can hide tons of problems for unsuspecting buyers.
Bored Panda got in touch with BHI to ask about their fantastic IG, so read on!
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While You Are Waiting…
Would be tempting to sit on it and greet anyone who came to that floor with an enthusiastic "Well hello come join me."
Sometimes Life Just Gives You Way Too Many Options!
Peg Leg Deck!
Nothing Can Go Wrong Here!
We were just as surprised as you probably were to discover that a business inspection business was running such a successful Instagram account, but the results (and some of the crazy pictures) speak for themselves.
The owners clearly appreciate the support as well, telling Bored Panda: “I’ve had great responses and success. Most people enjoy the funny items posted. I think people enjoy seeing other peoples problems or misery.”
Lemonade Straight From The Faucet!
Almost There.. Little More To The Right!
Just buy some cable and fixed permanently before the wind throws it away.
Railings And Spindles Are Overrated!
Sometimes You Just Need A Set Of Two!
It hasn’t all been sunshine and rainbows. The account admin clearly takes steps to anonymize the photos they post, but some home owners or realtors can get upset when their homes’ most serious flaws are outed to the world. Nonetheless, the account’s admin takes it all in stride.
“I did have some millennials trying to force me to take down a picture of sagging front steps. They got a bunch of their friends and wrote negative reviews on Google after I refused to take the picture down. The picture is still on Instagram. And their attempt to harass me actually drove more people to my account.”
Little Twist Here… Little Twist There
Nothing To See Here… Move Along!
Just A Little Tight!
Listing Agent Says It Has A Closet!
You may have already encountered your favorite pic of the bunch, or it might be waiting for you further down. As for the inspectors at BHI, here are some of their craziest finds:
“The two funniest items that I found [were] the sex swing, hanging in the bedroom that the realtor kept calling a TRX workout band and the shower that still had the [sex toy] on the floor.”
“The most outrageous or disgusting violation was an illegal apartment built in a basement and they had the toilet draining into the sump pump.” Yuck!
Bathroom Wall Is Growing Boobs!
Kinda Close!
Not Sure Where To Begin, But Yes, They Technically Do Have A Roof Deck!
Actually, that might be a design feature - the sloping roof allows rain and snow to roll off. If flat, you'd have to have drainage added. So long as it really stable, no issues.
Now I Need One!
Not Sure Where To Begin On This One?
Fuzzy Little Thing!
But where did the idea for a building inspector to launch an Instagram account come from in the first place? BHI explains: “A few years back, I picked my kids up from school and took them for pizza. While we were sitting at the pizza place, they were playing with this new app Instagram. My daughter suggested I start posting some of the crazy stuff that we see and she helped me set up the account.”
Given that their work helps people buy safe homes and avoid very unpleasant financial “surprises”, we wish them the best of luck!
No Safety Issues Here!!
Quick Exit For The Falling Kids!
Well, they DID add the fall-stopping finials at the bottom of the bannister. /s
Nothing Can Go Wrong Here??
Proper Way To Inspect A Fireplace!
Found A Bug In The Garage!
Tight Fit!
Are there two mice trying to come in at the same time? So impatient
Ordered The Wrong Size…no Problem The Little Blocks Will Fix It!
164°f…a Cup Of Tea With Your Toothpaste!
I Guess The Outlet Cover Couldn’t Fit!
Furry Deck Joists Need A Shave!
Nailed It!
Space Age!
I don't quite get what's wrong in this one. I guess it's pipe's silver color?
Speed Bump Floor
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh WHYYYYY *breath* ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHhh *breath* ARGHHHHHHH
Found The Delta Variant!
Jiffy Pop Camper
Younger And Older Bonding!
State Of The Art…high Tech…new And Improved Window Lock! No Tools Needed To Use
But, Is It Still Under Warranty The Agent Asked!
Duct Tape Fixes Everything!
They Have A Fanny Washer!
* agressive pleasure instrument * is the correct term, i believe
Recommend Adding A Dehumidifier In The Basement
Ok 1 More… Day 8 Of Deck Week Just A Tap Or Two To The Right
Good News! Snow Melted In Boston!
i totally read that in Professor Farnsworths voice "Good news everyone"
There We Go…that Oughta Work!
Listing Agent Corrected Me…its Just Cosmetic!
Cosmetic my donkey! Do NOT sing Jericho, lest the wall come tumbling down.
Aren’t Doors Supposed To Be Fuzzy?
Gutters Need Cleaning!
Spa Night!
See Through Or Drive Through Garage?
Smart Man…he Didn’t Finish The Last Line!
Should we ignore the hole with the x on it right after Robert's name? Ominous
Drooling Vent Cover!
Here A Spot…there A Spot!
High In Fiber!
Couldn't even buy the right size filter? Seriously change the filter at least every two months.
Uhmmm!
Who Wants To Take A Ride?
If the alternative is carrying huge sacks of whatever, you would be very happy to use this gizmo. I remember there were still a few of these in use in Detroit when I was young. There was an iron (or perhaps steel) plate over it at sidewalk level. Without warning they would pop open and this elevator contraption open up so trucks could unload and go directly into the basement without having to go up and down the stairs.
Told My Wife That I Am Going To Install A Set Of These In Our House For Her… I’m Now Sleeping In The Garage!
Lean On Me
Day 7 Of Deck Week!
Oh Boy!
You think the code enforcement inspector will even notice? Nah we're good. Time for a beer.
Plumbing Art!
You May Need To Rethink This One!
Should Have Used Duct Tape!
Found The Hidden Treasure And Also Why No Heat!
Always On The Cutting Edge!
A Bungee Cord Is Duct Tape’s Best Friend!
The Beam Has Whiskers!
Deck Week Day 1
2 Lines Still Working!
Hmmmm, Now What To Do?
Perhaps a very old home. Wiring of the houses that were originally lit by gas jets often were wired through the baseboards to avoid doing a lot of damage to plaster walls. I commented on a post earlier about living in a period home for a time, the walls were FULL of iron pipes that were originally gas jets for lighting. The wiring was added many years later and the outlets were in the (10") baseboards. The woodwork was all very dark and of course the outlets were brown. It really made for a treasure hunt to find the outlets when one was needed.
Crushing It!
Now That Works!
Still Working Fine!
Those old type of switches seem to last forever. Better than the junk we have now.
A Little Hip Check! Something Is Not Quite Right!
No Photoshop Needed! Yes, It Was That Far Off.
Day 3 Of Deck Week! No Dancing On This One!
Nothing Can Go Wrong Here!
Be Sure To Lock The Gate!
So Close…
The Sponge Is To Clean Up This Mess!
It’s Telling Us Something!
Faux Painted Wall!
So Many Questions… So Little Time!
Backwash That Smells Like C**p
What’s Up With The Sink In The Attic??
There Are Handrails At The Bottom And The Building Inspector Already Signed Off… The Listing Agent Said
How Did That Get There?
Life Is Like The Stairs! Some Go Up And Some Go Down
Turn On…or…not To Turn On??
Oh Boy! Where Do We Start?
Those folks must be afraid of their own shadows. I'm counting 3 lights, and there's probably another on the end of that drop cord. To be fair, the garage door probably broke the one mounted on the opener so they would be down a light there, but still...
Well… Technically The Condenser Is Supported!
Oldie But Goodie. Still Working Fine
Who Remembers One Of These???
At Least The Package Of Instructions Is There…
Here A Plate. There A Plate. Everywhere….
Day 6 Of Deck Week. Just About There!
Day 5 Of Deck Week And The List For This One Is Way Too Long!
Day 4 Of Deck Week. 1-2-3 Bad Footings And Your Out!
Day 2 Of Deck Week!
I See The Light!
Looks Just About Right!
Roof Deck Permits Signed Off By The City Building Inspector!!
Hvac Return Air Duct New Construction. Yuck!
When The Light Is More Important Than The Floor Joists!
Song…just A Little More Time
Long Way Down!
Hello Mr George…how Much Did You Pay For The New Guys
This Is Why Are You Always Check The Undercarriage!
Just One More Piece Of Wood…
#4 Wants To Be Left Alone!
Nailed It…and Not The Side!
No Leveling Needed!
Sometimes You Just Need A Little More!
Good Try! That’s Not 200a
Joist Hangers Are So Overrated!
Blast From The Unknown Past!
Good Thing It’s Not A Gas Stove!
The Listing Sheet Did Say Matching Appliances…
So Many Things Wrong. The Boiler That Keeps Giving!
When I built in '93 we installed a Polaris gas water heater that also supplied hot water to the air handler for heat. So when house needed heat it was 140 degree hot water supplying it. Great system. Too bad the idiot that installed it had no idea what he was doing so his crappy venting caused the water heater to burn up after just a few years. We have since spray foam insulated the roof and upgraded the windows. Now the gas furnace hardly ever runs. In fact if it's above 40 outside, the AC is likely running.
When You Don’t Turn Off Your Outdoor Faucet…
Actually, you are less likely to get an burst pipe if the tap's not completely off...
Crushing It!
A Little Of This… A Little Of That!
This is the most diverse sink plumbing I've ever seen. It's the Mambo #5 of sink plumbing...a little bit of everything.
Sometimes You Just Gotta Keep Climbing…
That Looks Just About Right!
#1. Am I the only one who commented on this? And #2. At first I thought the pink foam in the top right was a dead body. And if u have seen my other comments then yes I am 11 and very smart.
Can You Guess.. Found In A Garage Secured To The Floor! Vintage Fuel Or Water Pump?
Hey… That’s Not Right!
Now Where Did I Park My Bike?
Well, It’s Not Frost Free!
Global Cooling On The 8:00 Am Inspection!
Huge Upgrade…from Rotary To Push Button
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