History is awash with examples of incredible discoveries, inventions and innovations that we take for granted today, but were widely mocked as crazy when they first came to light. Maybe, just maybe, there is future genius hidden in some of these ideas, taken from the subreddit CrazyIdeas.

I mean, who thought that injecting people with a benign form of disease to immunize them was a good idea at first? Or putting wings on a tube and attempting to fly in it? Absolute madness!

What we have here is a list a crackpot ideas that nobody could ever take seriously. Or could they? Some are undoubtedly just stupid and funny, others are actually rather insightful. There is even the odd nugget of genius where you think “hey, that could actually work!”

Scroll down to check out the latest batch of crazy ideas from the internet’s hive mind, and don’t forget to vote for your favourites!

#1

Crazy Ideas Everytime Congress gives themselves a raise, they have to raise the minimum wage by the same percentage

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Anika Mangelmann 11 months ago

Salary development of Bundestagsabgeordnete (like congressmen and women) is tied to general salary development in Germany.

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#2

Crazy Ideas If someone is falsely convicted for rape, and later found not guilty and freed, the person who wrongfully testified against them should spend the same time in prison as the wrongfully convicted.

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Shruti Naik 11 months ago

Yes. I support this fully.

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#3

Crazy Ideas Siri and Alexia should only work if you say “please” and “thank you”. This could improve people’s manners to each other.

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Daria B 11 months ago

Oooooh! I like this one! ♥

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#4

Crazy Ideas Poaching is only illegal if you use a weapon. If you think you can take a rhino or a lion with your bare hands, go ahead.

Mutant_Llama1 , HTH Photography Report

LittleGrayMouse 11 months ago

Yes, natural selection will solve so many problems.

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#5

Crazy Ideas A 'none of the above' option in elections. If that option wins, the election is reheald with all new candidates.

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Daniel Losinger 11 months ago

That wouldn't work. Nobody would ever get elected.

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#6

Crazy Ideas Everyday, hang the Mona Lisa in a different part of the Louvre. That way people might take the time to look at the other paintings while they search for it.

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Sioux White 11 months ago

I went to the louvre at opening time and went the opposite way rather than dash to the mona Lisa we saw sooo much as every room till we were near Mona Lisa was empty of people

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#7

A reality show idea with gay men.

11 gay men and 1 straight man are locked in a house. The object for the gay men is to find out who isn't gay. Once a week someone gets outvoted, until 2 are left, or the straight man is out. If the gays manage to outvote him, they win 1 million dollars. If the straight man is among the 2 last people in the house in the end, he wins 1 million dollars.

Now here's the twist: None of the men are actually gay, they just all think they are the one straight man.

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Beth 11 months ago

I would totally watch that. It sounds brilliant. It would basically be a bunch of straight men trying to out-gay each other. I'd watch the opposite version as well.

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#8

Crazy Ideas Make Stevie Wonder a judge on 'The Voice' so every audition is a true blind audition.

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Kristin Connon 11 months ago

This is a fabulous idea. He is an amazing musician, and couldn't care less what the person looks like.

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#9

Crazy Ideas Next time the United Airlines CEO has a restaurant reservation, allow him to take his seat, then shortly thereafter tell him he must give up his table for restaurant employees and take a later reservation as he has been involuntarily bumped. Film the fit he has and then call the police.

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Shruti Naik 11 months ago

This would be worth watching!

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#10

Crazy Ideas A self-driving car made by Google that has an 'I'm feeling lucky' button that would take you to a random location.

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Neeraj Jha 11 months ago

That sounds like fun.

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#11

Crazy Ideas A reality TV show where billionaires try living on minimum wage for at least a month.

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anarkzie 11 months ago

Change it from Billionaires to politicians and I would watch it.

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#12

Crazy Ideas Make all the Anti-Vaxxers live together in one community, make them experience first hand what happens when you lose herd immunity.

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Sioux White 11 months ago

Could it be like big brother but you get to vote in new people already infected with different diseases

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#13

Let's get a team of people in neon green morph suits to break into a news room an harass the weather man. No one at home will have any idea what's happening.

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Stille20 11 months ago

That's stupid *zips up green morph suit* excuse me

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#14

Crazy Ideas Allow children with stupidly-spelled common names (Errika, Stephfanie, Mahrsa, etc) to legally change their parents name to whatever they'd like when they turn 18.

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Caitlyn McCracken 11 months ago

if that is supposed to be Marsha... I cringe.

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#15

Crazy Ideas A gym membership where you pay less money the more often you go.

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Sarah Collier 11 months ago

We have that here actually(RSA) , its a benefit offered by one of the medical aid schemes.

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#16

Crazy Ideas Since Donald Trump apparently has a serious problem distinguishing "fake" news from real news, The Onion should write a satire piece about how great he is and see if they can get him to retweet it.

nvanprooyen , The Onion Report

Lara B. 11 months ago

I guess he actually would...

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#17

Crazy Ideas Google switches entirely to the metric system (searches, maps, everything) and the world unifies to that standard in under a year.

HandySamberg , Jen R Report

Debbie Andersson 11 months ago

Can we also have women clothes in one type of measurments instead of hundreds of different ones?

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#18

Pet stores should have an empty reptile cage labeled "chameleon" to see how long people will stand and look.

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Neeraj Jha 11 months ago

hahahahah.. good one!

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#19

Crazy Ideas A microwave that goes to YouTube and finds a video the exact length of the time you just typed in and plays it on the microwave door.

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Daria B 11 months ago

Depends. I learnt it the hard way that a cup of milk needs only 2 min. *sigh*

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#20

Mandatory training for police: They each visit another precinct as a prisoner, can't tell those cops the truth, they experience the other side of things. Other officers never know who's a cop or perp, and the experience will remind officers that we're all human.

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SanchaTheSeeker 11 months ago

Yes! Equality

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#21

Google should tell you if you're the first person to ever Google something.

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Neeraj Jha 11 months ago

With all my stupid questions, I would have too many Firsts..

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#22

They should have a TV show called "Help, I'm Wasting My Life" where relatively smart, talented people who are doing nothing useful with their skills are given life makeovers and useful jobs.

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Esma Güler 11 months ago

Wonderful idea!

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#23

Crazy Ideas Companies such as Microsoft / Google / Facebook / LinkedIn / Apple / Netflix / Wikipedia / Twitter / etc. should throttle accounts belonging to politicians opposing Net Neutrality to 0.1KB/s for a month.
From tech standpoint - flag their accounts and move them to throttled infrastructure. This way they'll be calling the ISPs who are trying to push net neutrality aside complaining about speeds.

kenef , U.S. Federal Communications Commission Report

Molly Tallmadge 11 months ago

Hell yes! Screw Trump!

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#24

Crazy Ideas Instead of showing women ultrasounds before they get an abortion, show them video of children dying from polio, whooping cough, etc. before they decide not to vaccinate.

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Kjorn 11 months ago

those people are moron they just don't care. even if their kids dies. for them what they believe it's more important.

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#25

Remove the drinking age, make it so that you have to graduate highschool to legally drink. Increase graduation rates all over the country.

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AT70714 11 months ago

Sounds like a good idea to me.

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#26

Crazy Ideas Make ten movies from the same script, but use ten different directors, cast and crew. Release them all on the same day.

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Daria B 11 months ago

But the film is a sadening bore... 'cause I wrote it ten times or more! It's about to be writ agaaaaain! As I ask you to foooooocus on SAAAAAAAAI-LOOOOOORS FIGHTING IN THE DANCE HALL, Oh, man! Look at those cave-men go.... ♬♪

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#27

Crazy Ideas Let's all google "Lesbians on a bicycle" just to confuse google trends.

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#28

An army of twitter bots that reply to every Trump tweet with 'shut up'

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#29

Abolish Leap Day. Instead, every 1000 years have one year with 615 days.

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Neeraj Jha 11 months ago

Calculation is correct here.. You can give your upvote to this post and slowly scroll ahead. Thanks.

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#30

Crazy Ideas A remake of "127 Hours", but Dwayne Johnson plays the rock.

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Caitlyn McCracken 11 months ago

I laughed out loud at that hahah

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#31

A movie where Tom Cruise, Terry Crews, and Penelope Cruz stop Ted Cruz from attacking a cruise ship with cruise missles.

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Ben Hinman 11 months ago

name of the movie "Cruise Control"

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#32

Put kindergardens, kennels and retirement homes in the same building

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Vlad Horobet 11 months ago

Kinda bad idea for me. Not saying that I would forget to pick up my kid because I would be in the kennels playing with the dogs but...

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#33

A TV show called String Theory where every episode has the same beginning and slowly deviates in a unique way.

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D.S. Watson 11 months ago

I would watch the shit out of this.

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#34

Crazy Ideas Give youtube comments % of video watched next to them

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img 11 months ago

Yeah! Great idea

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#35

Crazy Ideas Vatican City should have an untrained Olympic Team that rely solely on prayers to win.

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So_cat Socrate 11 months ago

I don't know what's the equivalence in english, but in french we have a proverb saying : "Aide toi et le ciel t'aidera", It means if you don't make any effort to reach your goals, don't expect any answer to your prayers ;)

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#36

Write a book called How to Fix a Wonky Table. All the pages are blank, except for the first one that says: put this under one of the legs. It will have perforated pages they can be ripped out to fit any table.

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Kat_girl 11 months ago

That is smart!!!

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#37

Get all the one hit wonder bands together for a massive concert where they each only play their one song.

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Daria B 11 months ago

There are similar TV shows. Just not all one-hit-wonders ...

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#38

Crazy Ideas Start a band named Torrent and name your subsequent albums Seed, Leech, Kickass, Client, etc, and watch people struggle to pirate your music.

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Dara 11 months ago

Well, that's evil. I loved it.

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#39

Google's Self Driving Car should have an incognito mode where it tints all your windows.

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SanchaTheSeeker 11 months ago

Why isn't this heaps higher???

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#40

Bring back The Joy of Painting, with Terry Crews as the host.

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Rafaella Bueno 11 months ago

This is the best idea so far.

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#41

A videogame which seems like a kiddy adventure game, as long as you follow the linear path the story has set you. The more you deviate from the main storyline path, the more unsettling, creepy, and horrific the game gets.

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ImAmazingAndUsedToBeNotOnFire 11 months ago

I love this idea, I would totally play that game.

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#42

Start a western themed bar, where the music stops randomly when the door opens, so that everyone can turn around and look at who entered and then go back to their drinks.

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Jenny Lorenz 11 months ago

And the doors are swinging saloon doors.

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#43

Crazy Ideas Buy 365 near-identical, solid color shirts that range through the entire color spectrum in a loop. It will appear as though you wear the same color shirt every day, but in photos from previous months you'll be wearing a completely different color.

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Dian Ella Lillie 11 months ago

There was a Bored Panda post a few weeks ago where someone claimed to have done exactly that. And this photo or one very similar was used to illustrate...

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#44

Crazy Ideas Make bathrooms pay to enter but you get your money back if you wash your hands.

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Lara B. 11 months ago

I'd suggest you get your money back, when you flush properly and keep the stall clean.

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#45

If wiki needs money so badly they should shut down for a couple days and scare everyone into donating.

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Caitlyn McCracken 11 months ago

I actually donated 3 dollars to Wiki last year. They sent me a series of pretty photos as a thank you lol

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#46

Donate 1000 shirts with your face on it to your Goodwill and see how long it takes to see a person wearing one in public

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Stille20 11 months ago

If you do it in your area, you'll see one pretty quick. Up the challenge. Donate them when you are traveling. A photo of you in that location. Then you'll know where it is from....also a website on the back so people can report sightings or actually owning the shirt ... sorry, I got out of control

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#47

Crazy Ideas One T.V. show that is split into two shows, that air at the same-exact-time showing the perspectives of the "Bad Guy" and the "Good Guy" - but each show portrays their characters as "The Good Guy."

JaySavvy , kpirat Report

img 11 months ago

And I'd be the confused guy

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#48

Crazy Ideas Guinness World Records should create a record called "Person Who Spent The Most Money To Buy This World Record", and then let rich narcissists give them millions for the title.

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Mary Ballard-Johansson 11 months ago

As long as Guinness then gives it to a (or several) charity(ies)

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#49

an app that keeps track of songs that you skip the most and suggest that you delete them at the end of every week.

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Neeraj Jha 11 months ago

That's a great idea and I am guessing pretty doable.

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#50

The US must have two Presidents at all times (one democrat, one republican). They share a bunk bed in the white house.

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Analyn Lahr 11 months ago

Sounds like it would a fun comedy show.

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#51

Crazy Ideas Write into your will that you want to be cremated. Before you die, swallow as many popcorn kernals as you can.

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Ehren Thomsen 11 months ago

Sadly, the mortician would remove all of them when preparing you.

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#52

Let people donate blood instead of paying small fines like parking tickets.

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#53

After a government shutdown all active members of congress should be ineligible for reelection.

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Daniel Losinger 11 months ago

But eligible for prison.

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#54

Slip a resignation letter on Donald Trump's desk with the words "Executive Order" at the top; see his response when he signs it.

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CelSlade 11 months ago

XD

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#55

An app that shows you what your body will look like in two months time of working out. Every time you skip a workout the image of you gets less and less fit.

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Stille20 11 months ago

Ha ha, at certain points I would be like, "yea, I can live with that"

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#56

Crazy Ideas Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 so that when someone asks for password you can just tell them it's 12345678.

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Steve 11 months ago

"Password invalid. It must contain no more than 8 characters, include at least one upper case letter, one lower case letter, one symbol, one number, no more than two consecutive characters, nothing that you've used before, and you have to do this whilst solving this textbook of algebra challenges and standing on your head."

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#57

Hire a group of attractive males and females to roam individually around the city. Their job is to smile, make eye contact with, and complement strangers in order to increase morale and general mental well being.

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D.S. Watson 11 months ago

The females would need a partner for protection.

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#58

Pay prisons by the time ex-inmates stay crime-free after release

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Daria B 11 months ago

Mmmh.... Better spend those taxes on a sistem where there are less criminals made in the first place.

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#59

Crazy Ideas Seeing as the 1% have nearly everything, lets just give them all the money, and start a new currency and they're not allowed any.

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Mr.Fly 11 months ago

Umm... Will that work?

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#60

Crazy Ideas 101 Dalmatians, but its in binary so there's really only 5.

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Molly Tallmadge 11 months ago

Clever!

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#61

Crazy Ideas Make a new law that says if after the pizza man tells you, "Enjoy the pizza" you respond with "you too" the pizza man can grab a slice of your pizza.

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Vlad Horobet 11 months ago

Happened to a friend of mine,she was so embarased after she told the pizza guy "you too " that she offered him a slice xD

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#62

I should install switches on my car's dash that don't do anything. When someone gets in my car I'll look them dead in the eye and say "Buckle up." I'll start flipping switches in what appears to be a purposeful order, then I'll drive like a grandma while avoiding any conversation about the switches.

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BoopityBooptiyBooper 11 months ago

And you could use them as something to distract yourself with of you're in traffic and your phone's dead and you forgot your charger

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#63

Power wash the Statue of Liberty to return it back to it's original copper color

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Vlad Horobet 11 months ago

Make Trump clean it with a toothbrush.

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#64

Create an app called Bros Worldwide. It's like a dating site but for finding some bros to chill with when you travel. If you are at home and bored you fire up the app and see if any foreign tourists are in your town that want to get drunk and party with the locals.

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CelSlade 11 months ago

good idea actually! Until you get mugged...

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#65

Can't think of the title of a song? Perform the song yourself and release it as your own. Wait a few weeks until you get sued by the artist; they'll say the name of the song in the lawsuit.

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Pull King 11 months ago

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#66

Crazy Ideas Ask a stranger to watch your bag for you but never actually leave, just sit there and watch your bag together with your new friend.

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Lara B. 11 months ago

Well, that's kinda random :D

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#67

Crazy Ideas Start a peanut butter company named Gif, wait for the inevitable lawsuit, let a court of law decide the pronunciation once and for all.

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Daniel Losinger 11 months ago

According to the person who invented the GIF format (Steve Wilhite), it is pronounced Jif.

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#68

Crazy Ideas Increase the legal cigarette purchasing age by 1 each year. Current smokers would be able to continue, but in 100 years time, there will be no more smokers.

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Lara B. 11 months ago

That wouldn't work at all. There are so many smoker in Germany, that are under age already.

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#69

Make a Batman movie but don't announce the name of the actor playing Bruce Wayne. Then the audience will be exactly like the people of Gotham.

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That One Feminist 11 months ago

So, the credits would say, "Bruce Wayne/Batman: That one guy who plays Bruce Wayne/Batman in this movie"?

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#70

Everyone should search on Whitehouse.gov for 'tiny hands' so that it shows up as the top rated search.

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#71

A place called The "Coffee" Shop that serves alcohol in coffee cups, and everyone just pretends it's a normal coffee shop even though they're totally wasted.

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Toots 11 months ago

Kinda like Christmas with my family!

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#72

Taken 3. Set in a Buddhist monastery. Having found his daughter and wife in the previous movies, Liam Neeson embarks on an existential journey... to find himself.

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Stille20 11 months ago

I don't know who you are, but I will find you ...and give you inner piece

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#73

We all join ISIS so there isn't anyone left for them to attack. Then we dismantle it from the inside.

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JustSomeone1 11 months ago

Can I meet this person. This is soooo smart

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#74

A bed that gradually angles itself so that by the time you have to be awake, you're already standing. Sleep any longer and it makes you fall on your face.

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KatJ 11 months ago

Imagine if went wrong, you'd end up as a pancake on the opposite wall :P

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#75

Reverse Breaking Bad. A TV show where a ruthless drug dealer slowly becomes a mild mannered school teacher over the course of 5 seasons.

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Vlad Horobet 11 months ago

Also his health gets better the less meth he cooks.

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#76

Crazy Ideas The US should invade the US, setup a framework for Democracy, and rebuild infrastructure.

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TC 11 months ago

Whenever the USA invade a country the situation becomes even worse once they leave...

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#77

Crazy Ideas Netflix should make a show called "your life" and when I click on it I can watch all the footage that the government has taken of me through my webcam and cellphone

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Lara B. 11 months ago

In my case: The most boring show EVER!

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#78

An app that runs in the background and plays ever increasing Jaws music the closer you get to a registered sex offender.

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TC 11 months ago

Or you mean when the closer a sex offender gets to you?

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#79

Crazy Ideas Every four years elect an actor to play the president in all movies and TV shows.

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Perry Swift 11 months ago

Baldwin should feel sad about how convincing he is as Trump.

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#80

Make a handy guide of Democratic and Republican talking points so instead of having a big argument, you could just say, "#4" and the other person could say, "#8 contradicts that" and we'd save time because no one is going to change their f*cking mind anyway.

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Master Markus 11 months ago

Or make the government not so shitty.

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#81

We should start using "digital penetration" as a term for hacking until it becomes so popular that Fox News and CNN are saying it on-air.

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Mark Erwin 11 months ago

Still not a good use of the word 'penetration'. Hahahaha

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#82

If your last name is Mann, name all your kids Spider, Super, Bat, Iron, etc. Name the youngest Hugh.

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Neeraj Jha 11 months ago

Punjabi ppl do have this Last name. But the pronunciation of it is like a Caribbean guy saying "Man".

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#83

Deadpool should appear in all future Marvel movies that are rated PG-13 and use their one allotted "f*ck" in a brief cameo.

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Nikki D 11 months ago

This is pretty funny and I bet Ryan Reynolds would love it.

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#84

Get a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I am doing an excellent job driving." Then you can cut people off and they won't know what to do.

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Caitlyn McCracken 11 months ago

This would drive me insane! Trolling level 1000000000

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#85

A porn video where a woman orders a pizza, pays with money. Then She has a plumber come, fix her faucet, get paid with money, then leaves. After many such psych-outs, she finally goes to bed and has sex with her loving husband.

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Vlad Horobet 11 months ago

Plot twist: her husband is a responsable multi jobs guy,(pizza guy and plumber and the others) who first gets the jobs done and after that he gets the JOB done.

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#86

Technically Correct: the game show. contestants will give the answer as further away from the legit answer as possible yet still technically correct.

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CelSlade 11 months ago

Then have the Host say 'actually...' before correcting minute details in the contestant's answers.

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#87

Everyone just ignore Donald Trump for the next four years. Like he's not even there. Ignore him and wait it out.

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#88

Make texting vibration patterns be morse code of the contact's initials, so you learn morse code over time and have an immediate idea of who texted you

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Ephraim Bane 11 months ago

Iphones actually have something like this where you can set a custom vibrate pattern for each contact.

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#89

Crazy Ideas The price of movies should be variable based on demand (like stock). e.g.: King Arthur is flopping? Tickets are $2.99.

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Rafaella Bueno 11 months ago

It could actually help movies who are doing badly. Better get a lot of people to watch for less than nobody go because it's too expensive. And for the theaters it's definitely better, since they earn more by selling popcorn and soda than actual tickets.

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#90

A Matrix Prequel where Neo keeps choosing the blue pill over and over again and Morpheus keeps going back with a new argument for the red pill.

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Vlad Horobet 11 months ago

Until he gets tired and makes him choose the red pill and the red pill. Plot twist: one is cherry flavored and one is strawberry.

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#91

Make a beer callled "Responsibly" and market it with the slogan "Drink Responsibly"

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James Naron 11 months ago

Genius! Every beer ad becomes an ad for your beer.

#92

Call a pest control place and say your attic is filled with bats, but instead fill your attic with Baseball Bats. also im drunk.

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Vlad Horobet 11 months ago

TGFbro made this on youtube. They called a plumber for a leak in the kitchen, on the floor. The plumber got there, only to discover a vegetable on the kitchen floor. Guess what it was.

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#93

Create a gym for only fat people. It's a safe space and they can feel comfortable there. When thy lose enough weight or their BMI drops to a certain level their membership is canceled.

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mbergen 11 months ago

Then we would need to define 'fat people'. Not an argument I'd want to have.

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#94

Domino's should sell rectangular pizzas that look like dominoes

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Gerry Higgins 11 months ago

Pizzas should be square to fill the pizza box

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#95

We should all start using Myspace again, out of nowhere.

Let’s get real: Facebook kinda sucks.

Why not MySpace?

It has retro nostalgia value.

It’s owned by Justin Timberlake, the pop prince of the 2000s.

It could function as a much-needed alternative to Facebook (eww).

And wouldn’t it be hilarious if all of a sudden, out of nowhere, in 2017, people were suddenly using Myspace again?

No one would ever see it coming.

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Analyn Lahr 11 months ago

Wait. JT owns MySpace?

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#96

Now that our search history is for sale we should crowd fund and buy politicians web histories and post them publicly.
My thought is they always claim they have nothing to hide so let's post everything.

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Rafaella Bueno 11 months ago

This whole idea that you have nothing to hide unless you did something wrong is just silly, though. Having an embarrassing fetish and rather questionable taste in music isn't wrong, but you still wouldn't want everybody you meet to know. Would you be comfortable with your coworkers all knowing what kind of things you Google at 3am?

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#97

Crazy Ideas mystery plane tickets where everyone boards the plane and then theres rounds of voting as to what the destination will be

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Lara B. 11 months ago

That could be fun :)

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#98

Hire a female prostitute, tell her to meet you at a fancy restaurant, and ask her to pretend to be your colleague from the bank. Hire a male prostitute, and tell him the same thing. Reserve the table next to theirs and listen to them trying to improvise sexy bank-themed dialogue at each other.

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Neeraj Jha 11 months ago

Sexy bank themed dialogues... Hmmm... "Are you a fixed deposit because I have interest in you"... "Are you a locker because I want to put MY VALUABLES in there".

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#99

Make a documentary series called "The War, on Drugs" where college professors of 20th century history discuss WWI while smoking weed, dropping acid, and eating shrooms.

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Hannah Blakey 11 months ago

Drunk History 2.0

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#100

Don't put party affiliation on voting ballots, that way people have to actually pay the minimum amount of attention when deciding who to vote for.

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Summer Woodsong 11 months ago

Actually....... that's sort of a genius idea.

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#101

Kanye should host a event to raise Dyslexia awareness in Kenya

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Phillip Moderow 11 months ago

I had to slog through 213 crazy ideas to get to THIS ?! Worth it.

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#102

Crazy Ideas Have a football game announced by a man whose entire life savings is riding on the game.

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SanchaTheSeeker 11 months ago

I feel sorry for this person

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#103

Netflix should buy a large movie theater chain. Rename it Netflix. Free admission for Netflix subscribers, otherwise tickets are $5. Popcorn and Soda sold at cost.

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Caitlyn McCracken 11 months ago

Netflix is for those of us who like to avoid the masses!

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#104

Allow men to donate their nipples to women who've damaged theirs. Male nipples now have a purpose.

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Kjorn 11 months ago

ouch!

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#105

Release a breakthrough "autism free" vaccine and market it to anti-vaxxers. Make them exactly the same as current vaccines of course, because it's not like anti-vaxxers would know the difference. Everyone else just shuts up and goes with it, and the whole world gets vaccinated.

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Zenozenobee 11 months ago

Andrew Wakefield should be charged with crime against humanity. And those anti-vaxxers... beside the obvious stupidity of their position, they should try another excuse. Each time they use the "autisme card" what they trully say is "I'd rather have a dead kid than a living kid with autism". This is an insult to every person living with autism.

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#106

Crazy Ideas Every year, the richest person in America is declared the "Winner of Capitalism." They get a badge. Then all of their wealth is donated to charity and they have to start over at $0.

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Xiaolaohu 11 months ago

Wouldn't that be bill gates? He already donates quite a bit?

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#107

Crazy Ideas Joggr. An Uber like app that allows joggers to drive you home from the bar, then jog home.
Think about it, If you're plastered and you want to get home in your car. Order a Joggr to drive you home who can then get a night time jog in as they run home, or back to the bar for another job that night. It's a win win situation.

HesusInTheHouse , Tc7 Report

Caitlyn McCracken 11 months ago

You might want to change the name from jogger to marathoner when the bars are 30 miles from your house.

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#108

Announce Ryan Reynolds has dropped out of the "Deadpool" sequel (following the director), 3 days later announce the new actor cast in his place, Brian Ronalds (Ryan Reynolds with a cheap fake mustache). Keep up the charade for the entirety of the marketing, and have the mustache appear in the movie.

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Asterisk 11 months ago

Yeeeeeeeeeee

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#109

Have Alexa respond to random laughter with laughter of her own.

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CelSlade 11 months ago

Yes... but make it super creepy laughter

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#110

Show a newborn duckling a mirror so that it thinks it is it's own mother and proceeds to take over the world because it knows no limits

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HappyLilHobbit 11 months ago

the ducks will rule. the ducks will overcome. the ducks will take over the world.

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#111

A televised snowball fight where both teams consist of MLB pitchers.

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RacconLifeGirlie 11 months ago

Who knew snow could hurt so much

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#112

Attach sensors to every car that determine the exact weight of bugs killed while driving. Add up the score at years end and announce the winner on TV. Since bats also kill an impressive amount of bugs, the winner is dubbed Batman and can legally conduct vigilante justice until the next year.

Shifty_Drifter Report

Stille20 11 months ago

... that got really weird...

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#113

A waterpark for adults only. More extreme slides. A wave pool that has huge waves. Alcohol everywhere. And a normal lazy river.

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Zenozenobee 11 months ago

Oh, my companion had the same idea about the amusement park we soemtimes get our kids. You know big slides, inflatable castles, trampolines, huge plastic bricks to build walls to hide behind while throwing foam ball to the other players, mazes made of nets, scales and foam rolls...

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#114

Real life "community challenges". Ex. Plant 500 million trees by next Sunday and everyone pays 2% less in taxes.

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Rory August 11 months ago

Elect 100% less a**holes, and we all get a better country!

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#115

A museum for dogs featuring rare and fascinating odors from around the world.

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My O My 11 months ago

😂 and there will be free drinks and sittingplaces for the owners

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#116

Jimmy Johns should randomly deliver a sub once in a while to someone and say "We're so fast, we got your sandwich here before you even knew you wanted one!"

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Vlad Horobet 11 months ago

Where do input my delivery address?

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#117

Make Mewtwo available in Pokemon Go for one hour only, at Wal-Mart, on the morning of Black Friday

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Stille20 11 months ago

pure evil. I love it.

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#118

Gordon Ramsay should do a series in which he cooks recipes from the Internet, and tries them.

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Analyn Lahr 11 months ago

I would watch it. Or just have him watch the how to videos and he judges the techniques.

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#119

Hire two hit men to kill each other. Hire the winner and another hit man to kill each other. Repeat until you have found the world's greatest hit man.

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HappyLilHobbit 11 months ago

why does this sound like the Hunger Games

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#120

A hamster ball filled with water so your pet octopus can walk around the house

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Asterisk 11 months ago

Ye but watt

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#121

Overpay your last student loan payment by $25 so that you have an excuse to call the student loan office and demand they give YOUR money back every day for the next 5 years.

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Vlad Horobet 11 months ago

Yes, because I have not had enough of them for the last 5 years, I would punish myself to hear them for another 5, from my own will.

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#122

A dryer that uses your lindt to make wool (like) socks. Once it has enough material it'll just add a sock to your load

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Amaranthim Talon 11 months ago

I'm just going to "knit-pick" and point out that if Lindt is used, it would turn out a chocolatey mess...

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#123

Challenge all White Nationalists and Neo Nazis to fight each other to the death for title of Whitest, Neoest Nazi

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Coralie Gerard 11 months ago

I like how you think, let them self destruct

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#124

Publish your browsing data as a book, so ISPs would be infringing your copyright by selling your browsing data.

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Maualo Velflo 11 months ago

How would you know they sold it?

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#125

Subway should create a subsidiary called Domway where they tell you what kind of sandwich you're going to eat.

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Amaranthim Talon 11 months ago

Genius! Buahahaha

#126

In four years when Tokyo has the Olympics, they should have Godzilla light the final Olympic Flame.

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Phillip Moderow 11 months ago

Then all he'd have to do is BREATHE on it !

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#127

Crazy Ideas Randomly message old friends on Facebook, not because you want to sell them a pyramid scheme, but because you actually care about how they're doing.

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Thegreatcountryofverden 11 months ago

Aw, how thoughtful!

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#128

Netflix should have a "Least Popular" category, so that people can either A: watch movies nobody's seen, or B. watch movies that they kinda feel sorry for.

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Alice Galipo 11 months ago

Yes, please!

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#129

Take a girl on a first date to couples counseling.

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Maualo Velflo 11 months ago

Sounds like fun

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#130

Have a medieval-fantasy tv show (like Game of Thrones), but everyone in that fantasy world has smartphones and texting. There should be no explanation why the technology exists, and it won't be a comedy. Just a serious dramatic story with knights and kings and everything, but with smartphones.

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Robert Morson 11 months ago

I would watch that. If it was really serious.

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#131

Have the current president attempt to pass the Presidential Physical Fitness Test.

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Daniel Losinger 11 months ago

And also “Punt, Pass, and Kick”

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#132

Walk around in public wearing a "Make America Great Again" hat and a "Black Lives Matter" T-Shirt and just see what happens.

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Vlad Horobet 11 months ago

get beaten by the people wrongfully called "imigrants " by trump and by neonazists?

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#133

An airhorn that looks like a Febreze can do you'll always know when someone poops at your house.

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D.S. Watson 11 months ago

I don't actually want to know.

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#134

PM the constitution to each other so the NSA will read it.

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Master Markus 11 months ago

But that doesn't mean the president or his cabinet will!

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#135

A TV show called "Pilot", where every episode is a different setting and plot with the same actors every time.

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Beth 11 months ago

I think Stephen King does that with his movies.

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#136

Delete any post that gets more than 2000 upvotes on /r/mildlyinteresting, since it is too interesting.

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Molly Tallmadge 11 months ago

Haha! Yes...

#137

Prank people who have just come out of a coma. Get the doctors to dress like confederate soldiers. Dress an old lady in American 1862 garb and have her claim to be the patients wife. Explain- "you were hit by cannon fire in March 1861"

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Caitlyn McCracken 11 months ago

This seems really cruel actually. Traumatize people who have just undergone trauma.

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#138

A new video game where you play someone with no skills and no weapons. The object is to get killed as fast as possible while a heavily armed badass tries to protect you. Call it "Escort Mission"

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Shari H 11 months ago

I could totally win this. I died in Ark 4 times in 15 minutes last weekend; damned level 4 Compys!

#139

Obama hosts the next season of The Apprentice

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Analyn Lahr 11 months ago

Trump would flip his top. Let's do it.

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#140

Shut down the /r/conspiracy sub. Give no explanation.

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Amy John 11 months ago

What is this conspiracy to be.... EVIL

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#141

To Disney - Don’t release any trailers or details for Star Wars episode 9, just have blank posters that say Star Wars episode 9 on posters and have 30 second long silent commercials that only say Star Wars episode 9, nothing else.

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Lara B. 11 months ago

Why exactly?

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#142

A jalapeño-shaped piñata, called a jalapiñata, that douses partygoers with mace when it's busted open.

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Vlad Horobet 11 months ago

Well, good morning to you too, Satan.

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#143

"Topless & Wet", a smoothie bar where none of the blenders have lids.

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Vlad Horobet 11 months ago

And that kids it's the best example of Plot Twist.

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#144

Bad driver laser tagging: if a driver gets tagged by more than 5 other drivers in an hour, their car is slowed down and morphed into a penis themed PT Cruiser for the rest of the day. Also, car morphing. That needs to be a thing first.

Shifty_Drifter Report

Thegreatcountryofverden 11 months ago

Huehuehuehuehue.

#145

A website to match up your upvotes with other people to find your closest match based on similar votes

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Rory August 11 months ago

This is an episode of Black Mirror

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#146

Netflix should cast Danny DeVito as Frank Underwood in season 5 of House of Cards and not acknowledge the change

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#147

You know how "Christian rock" is a genre? We should totally make Muslim rap into its own genre and have a music festival called "I-Slam".

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Red Ruffensor 11 months ago

I slam, you slam, we all slam for Islam!

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#148

How to win the war on drugs: Legalize all drugs then require that all drugs be purchased through Comcast customer service.

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Daniel Losinger 11 months ago

Your drug order will be delivered on January 5, 2028 between the hours of 2 AM and 10 PM

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#149

It's been 10 years since "To Catch a Predator". Make a Hollywood celebrity special.

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#150

Make Betsy DeVos go through every grade of public school, Billy Madison style.

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Nicki Knoll 11 months ago

In an underprivileged school....

#151

Go to a gloryhole and push carrots and cucumbers through the opening. Refuse to leave saying, "no dessert until you finish your vegetables".

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Caitlyn McCracken 11 months ago

omg !

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#152

Find a Bible, replace all instances of the word 'Father' with 'Daddy'

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Vlad Horobet 11 months ago

Kids would love it.

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#153

If you are ever going to be drafted for a war, get “f*ck you” tattooed on the outside of your right pinky. You won’t be able to salute without showing your superior your tattoo and they’ll refuse your draft.

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Vlad Horobet 11 months ago

Do you wanna get your finger cut? 'cause that's how you get your finger cut.

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#154

Put a "The Art of the Deal" sleeve on a "Fire and Fury" book. Take the book to a Trump event and get it autographed by Trump.

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Amaranthim Talon 11 months ago

Ok, that's actually funny.

#155

Give inner city gang members free paintball guns and paintballs and see if they'll agree to use them for a month instead of real guns, and respect the results as if they were real.

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Amaranthim Talon 11 months ago

Think of the cool graffiti

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#156

Have Kevin Bacon represent ham and John Hamm represent bacon in a debate on which is the better preserved meat.

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TheReader19 11 months ago

There is no point to this idea, but I like it

#157

A house buying show where the buyers are millennials and they can't afford any of the houses

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SanchaTheSeeker 11 months ago

That's hilarious but I would feel embarrassed

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#158

An app where whenever you come into proximity with another user of the app it plays the Seinfeld theme and you both just pretend you're in a sitcom.

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#159

Turn the concept of 'ELI5' into a game-show: contestants attempt to explain complex ideas to an actual five-year-old, then the kid attempts to explain those concept to a panel of judges, who eliminate contestants based on how well their kid explained the concept that they were taught.

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Mimi Mendelson 11 months ago

I would sooo watch that!

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#160

Bill Gates should create a political party and hire some nobody to become president to prove that money buys elections.

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Amaranthim Talon 11 months ago

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Well.. it didn't work for hilliebabes... and she even sold out her party!

#161

If you can buy politicians, why not have a crowd funding to buy them for the interests of the people?

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Stille20 11 months ago

... You can contribute to most politicians online. Obama used grass roots /crowd source fundraising.

#162

Start pronouncing "Popeyes" as "Pope-yes" and see how long it takes to catch on.

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JustABobcat 11 months ago

I already do this and also claim that the Catholic Church secretly owns that chain of chicken restaurants which is where the name "Popeyes/Pope-Yes" came from.

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#163

Hold a 5k race for Julian Assange doppelgängers and have it start at the Ecuadorian embassy.

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CelSlade 11 months ago

XD

#164

Walk into a bank and request a $10,000,000 loan for the purpose of opening a competing bank.

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Ciara McMurdo-Farr 11 months ago

love it

#165

Prescription windows. For when you want to look out a window without wearing your glasses.

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Daniel Losinger 11 months ago

Prescription Windshield so you don't need to wear driving glasses.

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#166

Name your daughter lizard so people call her Liz for short and when people ask her "what's your name?" she has to say "Liz." Then They'll say "oh is that short for Elizabeth" and she'll have to say "No it's short for lizard."

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maranda davis 11 months ago

can i legally change my name to lizard now

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#167

A Romeo and Juliet parody where a fedora-wearing neckbeard and an easily triggered tumblrinia fall in love, but the corresponding websites forbid their relationship.

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Quinn Enestvedt 11 months ago

Ummmm I don't understand the terms. Help?

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#168

Olympic Games with random people from each country so everyone has a reason to stay fit in case they get picked.

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Rafaella Bueno 11 months ago

Being fit and being able to play an specific sport have nothing to do with each other, though.

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#169

Pick a stranger and follow them around all day. If confronted, explain you're not stalking them, you're just practicing stalking someone else and want to make sure you do it right.

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Coralie Gerard 11 months ago

that is a really really bad idea

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#170

Make marriage licenses expire every 10 years, allowing couples to nullify their unions through apathy rather than divorce.

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Stille20 11 months ago

"Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind.... at least for 10 years.. then all bets are off. Hope you're not having a bad day the day when your license expires.

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#171

Do an episode of Drunk History, except its the history of Middle Earth. Narrated by Drunk Stephen Colbert

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#172

Google should buy McAfee, kill the brand and release a final version that completely uninstalls itself.

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GigaJolt 11 months ago

I agree to the terms of service

#173

A microwave that counts down in milliseconds, then ranks you in an online scoreboard based on how close to zero you can stop it

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Asterisk 11 months ago

Yeee

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#174

Put a sign up in town stating a $200,000 reward for lost dog that doesn't exist, watch people go nuts.

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TheReader19 11 months ago

Laughing till I'm crying

#175

Rather than get in shape for your partner, keep the lights off and feel the shape of each other's bodies with sonar, clicking and shrieking in the dark.

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Master Markus 11 months ago

I giggled.

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#176

Start a legitimate business that sells electronics. Sell everything for one cent. Go to Best Buy and buy the stuff that you sell, using price matching.

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Phillip Moderow 11 months ago

SOMEone got into the cooking sherry.

#177

"Don't Get Polio!" A reality show where anti-vaccine families live on an island infested with various infectious diseases. Hosted by Jenny McCarthy.

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BusLady 11 months ago

Didn't she recant, and admit that she was wrong?

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#178

Slowly replace all of the posts in /r/history with posts about truckers and pawn shops

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#179

Send James Franco and Seth Rogen to North Korea to formally apologize for the Interview, and then have them actually assassinate Kim Jong Un.

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Master Markus 11 months ago

I think you'd have to kill a lot more people than just the one guy.

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#180

We should coin the word "HƧUꟼ" and it's meaning will be pull. That way when you write PUSH on one side of a glass door, the other side will read "HƧUꟼ" which means pull.

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jetmastergames 11 months ago

why is this not higher?

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#181

Have 25 kids and name them alphabetically A thru Z, but skip M. If they ever ask about it, suspiciously avoid the question each time.

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Vlad Horobet 11 months ago

One does not simply avoids the question "why in the name of everything you're having 25 KIDS?! "

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#182

Amazon creates a virtual reality online shopping experience, where you're in a white room like in the matrix, then you can say "I need *item* ... lots of *item*" and then isles come racing past showing all of the items you can buy. Then you place the items in your virtual shopping cart and check out.

DXIFF Report

Amaranthim Talon 11 months ago

Way back when, it was believed SecondLife would be that. There were corporations with business presence there. It fizzled. World is not ready. But.. if Amazon were to attempt, specially now with the Oculus Rift...

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#183

The DNC and RNC should allow one speaker from the opposing party to speak at their Convention.

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#184

Crazy Ideas Once a President leaves office, they should be sent to prison for life. That way, only the most selfless & dedicated people try to get elected.

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Caitlyn McCracken 11 months ago

Plot twist, then politicians would become even more corrupt, and try to turn one term into, forever. (or until they died)

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#185

Have a spouse debate, see Bill Clinton take on Melania Trump

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Phillip Moderow 11 months ago

First question: "How many times have you cheated on your wife ?"

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#186

A Communist themed casino where someone who wins a jackpot has to split the winnings equally with every other patron in the casino.

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Tiny Dynamine 11 months ago

I recommend you study what Communism is.

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#187

The Utah Jazz and the New Orleans Saints should switch names in the worlds first inter-sport trade agreement.

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Analyn Lahr 11 months ago

I believe the Jazz used to be in New Orleans.

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#188

Someone should edit George Carlin's famous 7 Dirty Words skit and replace them with the CDC banned list of "diversity," "fetus," "transgender," "vulnerable," "entitlement," "science-based" and "evidence-based."

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Nikki D 11 months ago

The centers for disease control have banned words??

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#189

Cast Danny Devito as the next Peter Pan. Change nothing within the story.

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Jade Lorreni 11 months ago

What about Robbie Kay

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#190

Wear only a towel around your waist and you can get into pretty much anywhere if you just repeat "so sorry so sorry" and keep moving forward.

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Kristyn Schulz 11 months ago

unless your a girl then you'd just get gawked at!

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#191

The next Anchorman movie should be about Ron running for office and winning. The gang becomes his cabinet.

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jetmastergames 11 months ago

YES

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#192

In order to legally change your name, you must find someone with that name who is willing to trade with you.

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Zenozenobee 11 months ago

What if your name is Clitorine Fart or Jesus Condom? I think most people who want to change their name have "stupid" names and one would like to trade their name to a stupid one... ;p

#193

Start a religious movement that believes God is angry with us for polluting and will punish us with God-made climate change

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BusLady 11 months ago

We already believe that

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#194

Smuggle drugs in a horses mouth. When stopped at border checks, tell the border guards it's a gift horse. They will be unable to look in it's mouth.

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Analyn Lahr 11 months ago

But if the gift horse is made of wood, you really ought to look inside.

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#195

Only allow people with terminal illnesses to run for office. They will be more likely to do the right thing and want to leave a good legacy instead of doing what's best for their future bank account.

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Rafaella Bueno 11 months ago

Oooor they could just go "screw it, if I'm going, you're all going with me" and fuck everything. They got nothing to lose either.

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#196

Crazy Ideas Reverse lottery. The entry fee is $10,000. The vast majority of people get their entry fee back plus a little more. One person gets nothing.

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Shruti Naik 11 months ago

thats sad for that one person.

#197

Give an active user a "virus" trophy. Whenever they respond to another users comment or a user respond to theirs, spread the "virus" by giving that user a trophy as well. See if "Patient Zero" can be identified before 99% of the active population is "infected".

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GigaJolt 11 months ago

That’s like the Plague calling card in the CoD games!

#198

Anti-Matches on Tinder where you can both argue with each other if you both swiped left.

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Quinn Enestvedt 11 months ago

Ooooh I'm in!

#199

Change the alphabet order to QUICKBRWNFOXJMPSVRTHELAZYDG

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Robert Hicken 11 months ago

There are 27 letters. I just spent 12 mins checking really slowly. Finally found R is repeated.

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#200

Invent a fake pregnancy test app and get women to pee on their phones.

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BusLady 11 months ago

I thank that really happened.

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#201

Snickers should do a commercial with Louis C.K. where he's optimistic and cheerful until he eats a snickers.

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Master Markus 11 months ago

That would actually be rather clever. But I think he's in trouble for showing his dong to people.

#202

Put bloopers at the end of every porn video to make people stay watching, instead of closing the window after finishing.

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Cherie Barnard 11 months ago

Has anyone ever seen the ending of a porno?

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#203

Have Steve Harvey announce the winner of tomorrow's election.

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Master Markus 11 months ago

Why? Because he's not funny?

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#204

Have a camera surgically implanted in your stomach so you can post pics of your meals just after you've eaten them on Instagram

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Daniel Losinger 11 months ago

How do you eat meals on Instagram?

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#205

We need to get the CEO of Twitter to ask Trump to talk to the FCC about keeping Net Neutrality intact. Because if there's one thing Trump loves, it's Twitter.

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#206

Have Dwane "The Rock" Johnson prepare different meals behind a curtain then have the audience or guest stars guess what he made solely by smell. Can you smell what the rock is Cooking?

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Anonymous Bunny 11 months ago

This should be higher up.

#207

Go back in time and prevent guns from ever exisging so we keep on making cooler and cooler swords as time goes on.

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Daniel Losinger 11 months ago

“ exisging”?

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#208

Legalize Fist Fights between consenting adults. Compared to mass shootings and suicide bombings, good, old-fashioned brawls are harmless and could be beneficial.

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Clowton 11 months ago

The first rule! You aren't supposed to talk about it!

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#209

Pronounce "Chipotle" like "Aristotle" and the latter like the former. If we start now, we can probably switch the pronunciations in ten or twenty years, fifty tops.

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Stille20 11 months ago

Chi Pottle ... hee hee hee

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#210

Pokemon Go, but for finding the Dragonballs. There's only 7, and they're all over the world. When someone finds one, they get it, and it warps away so no one else can get it at that same place. Whoever finds all 7 gets a "wish" granted via the money generated from ad revenue.

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Rafaella Bueno 11 months ago

You'd just be giving more money to whoever already has more money and free time to travel around looking for those.

#211

New York should use eminent domain to seize Trump Tower and rename it after the states first governor, George Clinton

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KCN 11 months ago

HAHAHAHA!

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#212

Uber Fire. A much cheaper version of Uber and a fire truck picks you up. But! If there is a fire while they are taking you to your destination, you have to help put it out first.

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Rui Rei 8 months ago

Having untrained and unequiped people fighting fire may not be the best idea, good fundraising for the fire departmensrs tought

#213

Before the Superbowl game the NFL should have a game between the 2 worst teams. The winner gets the 1st pick in the Draft.

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Caitlyn McCracken 11 months ago

Doesn't the worst team get the first pick anyway

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#214

Build a retirement home on the moon so the elderly find it easier to move around.

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Vlad Horobet 11 months ago

Pretty sure the elderly would have a hard time leaving the planet, with the liftoff and all that.

#215

Glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead.

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Vlad Horobet 11 months ago

There was an old joke like this: " a blonde female officer pulls over a smart brunette. The blonde requests the driving license of the brunette. The brunette gives her a mirror. The blonde looks in the mirror, then says: oh, sorry, didn't knew you're a police officer also. Have a good day! "