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“Looks Bigger In Person”: 50 Times People Were Surprised By The Sheer Size Of Something (New Pics)
We’ve all been taught that it’s possible to have too much of a good thing. But let’s just pretend for a moment that bigger is better! And that moderation is overrated! Now, I’m not encouraging you to go out and eat an entire box of doughnuts or drink enough coffee to give yourself a heart attack. But instead, brace yourself for photos of massive portions, items and animals that await you down below!
We took a trip to the Absolute Units subreddit and gathered some of their most astonishing pics. Enjoy scrolling through these photos that might make you feel miniscule in comparison, and be sure to upvote your favorite gigantic things!
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#1
Absolute Unit Loves His Mum
ZGutr 1 year ago
The guy loves and respects his mom. This is what the world could use more of.
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Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago
My deepest respects to Mr Falby! Goes to show you how assholish online s**t can be!
MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
Keep up the work out bro , you look fantastic, my mom would have done the same to me too.
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#2
Everyone Tells Me To Post My Pupper Here
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
For those wondering, he is a Caucasian Ovcharka, a livestock guardian breed. Definitely NOT a breed for the novice/unfamiliar XD OP said on Reddit that their pupper had parvo as a puppy, which actually STUNTED his growth, so he's not even as big as a normal Ovcharka! One of my dogs is half Kuchi Dog (a type of Central Asian Ovcharka) and he had distemper as a puppy, which absolutely stunted his growth/weight - he would have been about the size of this doggo, I think, if he hadn't gotten sick XD
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WindySwede 1 year ago (edited)
"Sitt. Who's a good boy/girl?" Edit: morning-spelling-misstakes.
Load More Replies... LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Absolutely. OP says he's a Caucasian Ovcharka - and one of my dogs is half Kuchi Dog, which is a form of the Central Asian Ovcharka - so is sort of a sister-breed of the Caucasian Ovcharka. I cannot even properly DESCRIBE how much my dog sheds. There are literal tumbleweeds of fur. Literal drifts of fur that are knee-deep and look like actual sand drifts because he's tan/cream-colored XD I have a grooming attachment on my vacuum and I "vacuum" him regularly - IT DOES NOTHING. It doesn't help that the OTHER half of him is German Shedder - I mean German Shepherd XD
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Olli Hawk 1 year ago
Speaking of dogs you guys should look up Turkish kangals.. they’re bred to hunt bears. I have one at the shelter I work at and he outweighs half the workers!
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I LOVE Kangals! I'd love to have one someday (or an Anatolian.) One of my current doggos is half Kuchi Dog (Afghan Shepherd/a type of Central Asian Shepherd Dog) so I am very familiar with livestock guardian breeds <3
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#3
When A Unit Evolves Into A Unit
Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago
Good going my man! Been there done that! From 315 lbs at 5'8 to 160 now! I'm still ugly but I'm thin! LOL!
me myself and i (She/Her) 1 year ago
amazing, but you're not ugly! everyone is beautiful
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I had to go to several of Eric's online images because I couldn't wrap my head around how this light-skinned ginger turned into a bronze dark-haired man. Then I realized there's about 20-years between these two photos.
As a Texan, I’m definitely familiar with the idea of things being unnecessarily large. As they say, everything’s bigger in Texas! And my partner made it very clear to me that was absolutely true during his first trip there. Wide roads, massive trucks, large houses, gigantic portions of food served at diners and more. But no matter how many times I’ve seen abnormally large things, I will never be desensitized to them. The Absolute Units subreddit still finds a way to surprise me.
This online group is dedicated to featuring the biggest versions of anything and everything. And clearly, many people do believe that bigger is better, as the group has amassed an impressive 1.7 million followers. That’s an absolute unit of a subreddit! Here, you can find anything from gigantic cars to monkeys who could probably stand to lose 40 pounds. As long as it’s big, it’s welcome here!
#4
Arctic Hares
Upstaged75 1 year ago
The first time I saw a jackrabbit when I visited Arizona I couldn't believe how big it was! We only have little cottontails where I live - the jackrabbit was like those on steroids. :) So cool!
JustAnotherPanda (she/they/he) 1 year ago
I just want to gather them all up and then fall on all of them and hear a sploof from the fluffiness!
#5
Hyperion, The World’s Tallest Known Living Tree, Is A Sequoia In Redwood National Park, California That Stands At 380 Feet (116 M)
DEW 1 year ago (edited)
That tree has seen some things!! So all the little trees gathered to hear all about it.
JayWantsACat 1 year ago
"Hyperion is estimated to be 600 to 800 years old." "The tree is no less than 115.72 m (379.7 feet) tall. Its precise location is kept a closely guarded secret to try and protect it." "The exact location of Hyperion is nominally secret but is available via internet search. However, In July 2022, the Redwood Park superintendent closed the entire area around the tree, citing "devastation of the habitat surrounding Hyperion" caused by visitors, and now anyone who gets too close could face up to six months in jail and a $5,000 fine." "Researchers have said that woodpecker activity at the top may have prevented the tree from growing taller."
RamiRudolph 1 year ago
No, it doesn't. That's not a photo of the actual Hyperion. There are no images of it and its location, so that nobody damages or destroys it.
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Jaybird3939 1 year ago
These are the roots of a Redwood tree that fell during a storm. Person for scale. I didn't have any bananas. root-66174...2bf3b5.jpg 
keyboardtek 1 year ago
Should never have identified it. Now some asshat Tik Toker will make a video of cutting it down.
shankShaw deReemer 1 year ago
Seems like this is the one that its location is kept secret. But it may be a different one.
#6
This Brown Bear! Estimated To Be Over 800lbs
marianne eliza 1 year ago
Having been privileged to see both a Black Bear and a Grizzly in side-by-side cages at a rehab center, I can tell you that the Brown Bear/Grizz is HUGE!! It was startling when he walked out of his indoor den area after we had been looking at the Black Bear. I've seen cars smaller. Same with dogs like a Husky next to a real wolf.
For some reason, many of us find it incredibly amusing to see something that’s not the size we expect it to be. The internet loves videos of people cooking in teeny tiny kitchens and extremely small versions of well, anything and everything. They’re adorable, entertaining and unexpected. But clearly, there are plenty of people who love the opposite as well: absolute units of things.
According to Clever, comically large objects actually make for great home decor as well. You can cover your floor with a huge piano rug that actually plays music when you step on it, or place a giant Rubik's cube in the corner to function as a side table. Massive heat-resistant pieces of pasta can be used on hot pot handles, and huge boxes shaped like Lego bricks can be used to store all of your children’s Lego pieces.
#7
Probably Not As Exciting As Other Posts Here, But Absolute Unit Of Cauliflower My Parents Grew In Their Garden
Marsha Hultberg 1 year ago
Ah ha... I'm no the only one who loves cheese on cauliflower. (Plus a bit of bacon and nutmeg) DELISH!!
#8
Dna Came Back 93% German Shepherd. 7% Unidentifiable. We’re Guessing Grizzly Bear
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
Tell us his name so we know the rest of the next Godzilla Vs movie title
Vanessa Richardson 1 year ago
That…looks like a normal long coat German shepherd…either that, or my two are also units. Lol
Eric S. 1 year ago
It does, he's just massive, German Shepherds are usually not this tall. He's big too but that could just be because he's so floofy and adorable.
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#9
White House Chef Andre Rush Is An Absolute Unit. He Has Cooked For Clinton, Bush, Obama, And Trump
Amused panda 1 year ago
Well, if they do ask to see the chef, they're not going to complain when they see him.
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martymcmatrix 1 year ago
There are no records of any (former) president ever criticizing his food, and it's absolutely understandable...🤷🏽 🤭 🧑🏽🍳 💪🏽
I’ll have a treble thanks. 1 year ago
That’s a very handsome unit, and can cook! What a keeper.
Lotekguy 1 year ago
It'll be called White House Down... Whatever I Serve You.
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Some people actually turn absolute units into pieces of art. Claes Oldenburg and Coosje van Bruggen worked together to create a series of sculptures that turned small, regular items into massive, eye-catching pieces of artwork. These include a massive shuttlecock, a huge sprinkler hose, a giant bow and arrow, bowling pins and a bowling ball that could easily crush a person, a saw large enough to slice through a street and more.
“We feel free to use all the approaches that come naturally to our non-monumental works: variations in scale, similes, transformations, a wide range of materials, and, of course, our use of familiar objects,” Oldenburg told My Modern Met.
#10
This Wisdom Tooth's Root
Occam's Chainsaw 1 year ago
Nah, I call BS. This may be a replica of a tooth with that root system, but it definitely isn't the real thing. Everyone who is saying it wouldn't come out in one piece is absolutely correct. Also, the entire thing appear to have the same enamel texture. Real teeth don't look like that.
wyngerd 1 year ago
No, my ex wife had one of those the dentist wanted to keep it. Blood and pain. The teeth had roots in all directions and a pearl like extention.
Load More Replies... Flora Porter 1 year ago
Oh lord. Reminds me of the photo last week of the guy with bruising down to his chest after a wisdom tooth extraction.
Charity Angel 1 year ago
Under a general, one would hope. This has made me so very glad my wisdom teeth behaved themselves. They're weird, but not problematic.
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MrsFettesVette 1 year ago
This is absolutely fake, there's no CEJ (cementoenamel junction- where the enamel stops and root surface begins- on a REAL molar)and no surgeon would ever be able to remove a tooth with even half of the root structure like this without sectioning this. I call total b******t.
whiterabbit 1 year ago
I've seen multiple teeth with roots that turn at 90° angles come out in one piece, in the maxilla of course. Make a buccal trough and if the patient's bone is soft enough it's definitely possible to remove a tooth that looks like the one in the picture in one piece. I do agree that the pic is not of the actual tooth, maybe a replica?
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SantaFeJack 1 year ago
Man, that must have been very painful both in the mouth and having it removed.
#11
King Of The Kidney Stones
Nicole Weymann 1 year ago
I'd go so far as to say *OUCH!* in bold and cursive, too, if I could!
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Daniela Lavanza 1 year ago (edited)
The patient's body probably grew a kyst around as it does when there's something annoying but not infectious. Still painful, probably.
Load More Replies... featherytoad 1 year ago
This is why I quit drinking iced tea. I was probably drinking a gallon a day for a few years because the water taste so crappy where I live, and then I read how tea can cause kidney stones. I bought a water filter and haven't looked back.
Daycare Attendant Sun 1 year ago
It was the same with my dad. Used to love tea. Would get kidney stones constantly. He moved away from soda and black tea. Hasn't had one since.
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M S 1 year ago
It's good that they explained what it is. I would have guessed a starfish, too.
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#12
The Largest Leaf That's Ever Been Found
AlienBarbu 1 year ago
largest? I've seen bigger leaves in my town botanical garden in the tropical section.
Bruggen also opened up about what it was like to create these absolute units of sculptures with Oldenburg. “Working together supposes an almost complete understanding of the other, an impossibility in any case, so instead we choose a unity of opposites, a convergence of our different dynamics, of symmetry and asymmetry, of acceleration or implied speed and stillness, of a polychrome and monochrome palette, gravity and lightness — all interrelating and interchangeable elements to be used by either one of us,” she shared.
#13
Absolute Dandelion
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Pretty dandelion. *sits on fence to kvetch about the woes of training soft can-openers*
#14
Absolute Unit Of A Slug Boy
Ru Bee 1 year ago
Thanks for this I was like in now way is that a slug it would dehydrate far too quickly.
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 1 year ago
If it has the skillz to live that long and grow that big, maybe put it back quickly.
Becky Samuel 1 year ago
This is a black sea hare. There are no land slugs (or snails) that get even close to this size.
#15
This Is Hulk, The Worlds Largest Pitbull
Sweet Fanny Adams 1 year ago
Future dog breeders, please don't crop ears and dock tails. The same with circumcising boys. Don't do that either.
Laura Gillette 1 year ago
Why do we breed dogs to have certain features, then surgically alter them after the fact? Maybe we should stop breeding dogs that have features that are harmful or problematic. A lot of brachycephalic dogs require nasal passage surgery just to be able to breathe. But people keep breeding them. Sigh.
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Id row 1 year ago
Why isn't it illegal to mutilate your pet's ears by hacking them off like that?
Bobby 1 year ago
I always hope that the dog was rescued this way, not mutilated by the current owner
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Not every absolute unit is to be enjoyed forever, though. Some bring us fleeting moments of joy, such as edible absolute units. If you’ve ever been to a restaurant that advertised a challenge to eat a huge plate of chicken fingers, a gigantic pancake, a mountain of nachos or an entire pizza in one sitting, you were likely surprised (and possibly disgusted). But it turns out that plenty of people love these absolute units of food. There are even entire blogs dedicated to finding these food challenges and conquering them.
#16
This Absolute Unit Of A Cell
Sonja 1 year ago
It's not toxic, so you could eat it, but it will not taste good
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JayWantsACat 1 year ago
Single celled organisms of this size, like this and slime molds, really fascinate me.
sleepybear 1 year ago (edited)
"hey bob where'd my pet singular cell sea algae go? i put it next to that bowl of grapes." "uhhhh"
KieLeaHar 1 year ago
I actually had a 6 cm kidney stone block my only kidney and I felt NO pain from it. So imagine a little bit bigger than this in your kidney. Imagine feeling no pain from it. Imagine going to sleep feeling fine and waking up the next day thinking you had the flu, collapse in a few hours later and then have in your life turn to hell and earth.
#17
This Cheese
Fraxinus excelsior 1 year ago
I've not seen a post from them for ages, wonder where they are,hope they're OK.
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Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago
I could kill this off in like 2 weeks! With some amazing hot mustard!!
SolitaryIntrovert 1 year ago
I wonder how much macaroni would be needed to make mac&cheese ? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
#18
This Thick Boy
B 1 year ago
That moment when you scroll down too fast and miss the entire top of the picture...
Eunice Robertson 1 year ago
In Afrikaans it's called a "kremetart boom" (cream of tartar tree).
FoodChallenges.com, which is run by Randy Santel, features a directory of challenges from all over the world, reviews of challenges that Randy or other “food fighters” have attempted or completed, and tips for those creating or participating in food challenges. It’s safe to say that every challenge featured on the site would be considered an absolute unit. And you can find anything from sweet challenges with waffles and milkshakes to barbecue feasts with various meats.
#19
This Frog We Found On A Bike Ride (Size 10 Mens Shoe For Size)
MurderMittens 1 year ago
I was watching a Stephen King movie once, and a toad this big showed up on my patio and stared at me through the sliding door for over an hour.
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
When he tells you everybody loves the Michigan Rag, you take his word for it
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Pogostick! *climbs up and holds on with her tail* Giddyap!
#20
This Carrot That I Took From Work
Becky Samuel 1 year ago
These giant carrots are usually used for making processed foods like soups and stews. This is because they are tougher and hold together despite long cooking times without disintegrating. Their flavour is minimal.
Flopsy 1 year ago
Where do you work? I can’t imagine this thing just sitting there in my office on someone’s desk 😂
Vampiresscrow 1 year ago
This person must work in a kitchen somewhere. The stainless steel table hints at this.
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#21
One Of My Poor Girls Laid This Absolute Unit Of An Egg
AppleInMyHeart 1 year ago
yesss.... once i had this. when opened suprised to see an egg in a large egg
If competing in a food challenge grosses you out, don’t worry. You can still enjoy absolute units of food without worrying about getting it all down by yourself or in a certain amount of time. There are plenty of places that sell gigantic slices of pizza, croissants, cookies and more. But these are perfect for sharing with your friends and family! If you’re throwing a party, it might actually be worth it to get a pizza that’s longer than your dining room table. You’ll certainly have enough for everyone!
#22
This Absolute Unit Of A Bouquet
agi 1 year ago
looks to me like a potted plant in a way to small pot. typical for plants bought from city flower shops.
Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago (edited)
True as hell story!! I was on the subway in Philly and bought a beutiful bouquet of roses for my then girfiends birthday! I'm on the train stitting next to a young mother with her adorable daughter on her lap... Daughter: "Such pretty flowers!!!" Me: "Thank you! They're for my girlfriend!" Daghter: "Roses!!! Pretty yellow ones, Red ones, White ones!! I like them a lot!!" Who are they for?" Me: "my girlfriend!" Daughter: "Man, you must have really f****d up!!" OMG! Mom was so embarrased, the whole train cracked up laughing!! It was the funniest thing. Worst part was I caught her cheating on me 2 weeks after. So, no, She f****d up, not me!
glowworm2 1 year ago
Man, what did this man do that he had to make it up to his wife so desperately?
shankShaw deReemer 1 year ago
Maybe he bought simply because he wanted to buy his wife flowers and/or something he knew she would like.
Nicole Weymann 1 year ago
It's a rhododendron bush, likely meant to be planted in his/their garden.
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nm (he/him) 1 year ago
He should offer the flowers to this amazing pair of legs behind the pole.
#23
The Mother Of All Pancakes
Amanda Rose 1 year ago
I've done something similar except it was skillet sized rather than rice cooker sized. Turned out great!
#24
Baseball+ Sized Hail In Iowa Recently
ILoveMySon 1 year ago
An insurance adjuster's nightmare per my sister in that profession in Kansas.
Kathy O'Sherry 1 year ago
That hail will suck c***s in hell for eternity for its major damage that fateful day.
Load More Replies... SantaFeJack 1 year ago
Just one could easily kill a human. I’m wondering how many animals were killed by this hail storm. Sad.
Turanga Leela 1 year ago
That's what brought down flight 242 in Sioux City. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Airways_Flight_242
Nitka Tsar 1 year ago
I hate those things since I‘ve read about the poor little child who died after being struck by one of these. Thankfully we do not get them here…. Yet
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#25
World Beer Drinking Champ And Absolute Unit Andre The Giant
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
"That word.... I don't think it means what you think it means.... "
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Alecto76 1 year ago
Ok, I read the title wrong. I was impressed that little lady could drink so much.
Alyssa Phillips 1 year ago
He was in constant pain and drinking was the only thing that dulled it. Random fact--he also was mostly illiterate and learned his lines by listening to cassette tapes.
#26
Absolute Shark
flower petals 1 year ago
That face..😂 Poor thing looks like one of us extreme introverts on our way to a social event with lots of people. 🦈
MrsFettesVette 1 year ago
Also, Bull Sharks are real a******s (compared to Great Whites which are the ones who get the bad press). I'd stay away from this chonky boy
Upstaged75 1 year ago
Yeah, they scare me more than any other type of shark. Especially because they can survive in fresh water. The incident that inspired the book Jaws was most likely a bull shark - it swam up a creek and attacked people.
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This Breed Of Dog Is Called A Borzoi. It Has An Absolute Unit Of A Sniffer
Multa Nocte 1 year ago
I used to have 2 borzois. They were two of the best dogs ever, but talk about large.
Holly's House 1 year ago
We had a borzoi when I was growing up, hounds are very neurotic. He was afraid of leaves, so Fall was just endless howling
CrazyKnitter 1 year ago
My grandma had a borzoi named Bella. Beautiful white coat and scared of everything.
#28
Damn! That's A Thicc Raccoon!
Stryker Tyger 1 year ago
"It's a long, smooth shaft, complete with..." "Two balls! Hey, do you see that? It looks just like a man's..." "PRIVATES!"
Andy Frobig 1 year ago (edited)
"It looks like a giant..." "Johnson! Take a look at this!"
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#29
This Cat’s Arm Size
Zedrapazia 1 year ago
Sphinx cats and Whippet hounds can have a genetic defect that causes their muscle mass to grow uncontrollably
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#30
This Tadpole That Didn't Grow Into A Frog Due To Hormone Imbalance
Norm Gilmore 1 year ago (edited)
From American Scientist--After its discovery, the tadpole has become a popular photo op at the Southwestern Research Station, where it lives in an aquarium and is regularly fed its favorite algae. Downer says, “I'm curious if it's going to keep getting bigger, and what the life span will be like.” Although the tadpole's growth rate has slowed down since it was found in the spring, all-in-all it seems quite robust. https://www.americanscientist.org/blog/from-the-staff/the-giant-tadpole-that-never-got-its-legs
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Vicki Perizzolo 1 year ago
a bullfrog that didn't make it - ALL of the small animals around that pond are thankful too.
#31
He Has Risen
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
Back around 1950, my uncle was in baking school. He mixed up an institutional size batch of bread dough and left it in my grandparents' fridge to rise overnight. In the morning, all the food and the wire shelves were completely encased in bread dough
#32
The Bruise On Scott Mendelson—and Scott Mendelson Himself—after Tearing His Pec Muscle While Attempting A Bench Press World Record
Jihana 1 year ago
That must be at least one liter of blood. I've never seen a bruise so big blood loss becomes an issue.
E Menendez 1 year ago
Not just blood loss, but having that kind of injury has a cascade of effects. People can die from things like this if their body can't handle the aftershock from those internal chemical events.
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David Brown 1 year ago
I'm hurting just lookin at this. And he's sitting there with a grin on his face. Some folks are just built different
#33
Does My Pet Snail Count As A Unit?
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I just can't image this snail being able to retract into its shell. Looks more like a jaunty hat.
#34
An Absolute Apartment Unit In Hong Kong
Verena 1 year ago
The only solution if everybody wants a home is stacking. There is simply not enough space for 8 billion 3-bedroom/living/kitchen/bath/garage/yard single-family houses AND growing food and food for meat AND factories/offices/shops/markets AND digging for coal/oil/minerals AND parks/lakes/Disneylands for leisure
Load More Replies... JayWantsACat 1 year ago (edited)
People spinning a whole "dyStoPiaN" narrative in their own heads about this simply because the building isn't the prettiness is so dumb. You don't know what it looks like inside, what amenities it has, what actually surrounds the builing in terms, etc. But because it's superficially ugly means it's distopian. This building could be surrounded by lush forests or parks, shops offering everything you need, etc and morons will still be "durrrr hellscape" because the building if form over function. Just because you wouldn't want to live here doesn't make it distopian. Would you say the same thing about a remote village in the artic where everything has to be shipped in being "dystopic?" I'm guessing no. People will downvote this as a kneejerk reaction, much like how they judged this photo, but I'm not wrong.
#35
Imagine If He Suddenly Wakes Up
Marcellus II 1 year ago
Wrongly tho. Look at the silver on back of knees and side --- it's a silverback. The male genitals are surprisingly small; has to do with a stable family situation; opposite of chimpansees.
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XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 1 year ago
I do quite a bit of dentistry work on zoo animals, and it can be a little nerve-racking. You want to do right by the animal by trying to give them the least/safest dose of anesthesia, but you also don't want them waking up in the middle of a procedure. It's also sometimes difficult to gauge because a lot of them growl or will make noises while they're still fully under. I typically don't worry unless they move 😬
Mavis 1 year ago
I've seen on some zoo TV show, whenever they had to operate on a potentially very dangerous animal, there was always a guy nearby with a gun. A real gun with real bullets. Just in case it all goes horribly wrong.
Marcellus II 1 year ago
To shoot the anaesthesist whose fault it is, I hope? This way he's more motivated.
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Kenneth Barns 1 year ago
I'm impressed by the absolute exhaust-pipe-sized unit of an endotracheal tube that they are putting in: the anaesthetist has it grasped in her fist, rather than held in a finger grip as if a pencil. This huge fella is not only asleep, he is also paralysed. Occasionally one or the other of the d***s is under-dosed (so, not fully asleep but still paralysed; or else fully asleep, but under-paralysed), but I've never had a human fully "wake up" during an anaesthetic induction.
Hiram's Friend 1 year ago
ET tube is already in place. Being held by the man in the ball cap. More likely a oral gastric tube for a stomach procedure.
Load More Replies... David Brown 1 year ago
Pretty sure that's a she. If not dude is probably super self conscious at the watering hole
#36
Think He’s Been Eating More Than Just Lettuce
glowworm2 1 year ago
This was Uncle Fatty from Bangkok. After no longer being seen since February 2019, it’s been believed that he ate himself to death. I wish I was making this up.
Kim Landfather 1 year ago
If greens can do that to us, I’m going back to pasta and hot fudge sundaes.
Justin Tyme 1 year ago
He was supposed to start an exercise program, but he just monkeyed around with it.
#37
This Sandwich My Nonno Showed Me
lawrence Andrew 1 year ago
Looks good to me. I like that the roll was hollowed out a little to make more room.
Puppy Dancing! 1 year ago
Waste of food, considering you can only absorb 30 g of protein per 3-4 hours. Also the nitrates are not good for your bowel, which is where most of this sandwich is heading.
shankShaw deReemer 1 year ago
It could be cold cuts that have no nitrates. A number of them don't have them anymore. I couldn't eat any for this reason. I'm glad I can now. My dog also can. He has epilepsy and I have migraines, and nitrates trigger seizures and migraines.
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#38
Absolute Unit Of A Pot To Boil 1,200 Eggs At Once
Robert Trebor 1 year ago
I've a few times shelled a few hundred at a sitting. About six went down the pipe. Sheller's bonus.
Load More Replies... Javelina Poppers 1 year ago
The hard boiled egg eating bet from Cool Hand Luke just popped into my head.
Huyang 1 year ago
1200 eggs...what kind of an event/function or restaurant needs 1200 eggs....
LillieMean 1 year ago (edited)
The breakfast buffets of hotels and cruise ships, perhaps.
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DEW 1 year ago
Seeing these eggs reminds me of an episode of Mash!! They always had powdered eggs scrambled. Father Mulcahy got some fresh eggs from a farmer and Mulcahy could hardly wait to get a fried egg. When he went into the mess hall the cook had scrambled all the eggs. I always think of this when seeing a lot of eggs. LOL!!
#39
Absolute Unit Of A Jerusalem Cricket, Which Is Neither From Jerusalem Nor A Cricket!
Zelda p 1 year ago
I came across one of these in California. It turned its head to look at me and I about died.
Ryan Mercer 1 year ago
I've seen Potato Bugs in CA, but never anywhere close to this big.
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#40
This Is One Of The Largest Pizzas You Can Buy In New York. With The Pizza Box This Is Actually A Double Unit
TruthoftheHeart 1 year ago
Which is good because you'll need one if you try to eat that much pizza at once!
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Jon Anthony 1 year ago
you can see the smaller portions put together on the tray
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The Other Ben 1 year ago
My favorite pizza place in Naples, Italy sold it by the meter...you could literally order 2 meters of pizza! Delicious!
Bill Swallow 1 year ago
In this one case, thank god they didn't put a banana on that pizza for scale.
#41
An Incredible Hanging Stone In The Sayan Mountains In Siberia
Stefaan De Clerck 1 year ago
Much more balanced than some political leaders we have to life with.
Ryan Mercer 1 year ago (edited)
I'm not sure she's under it folks. The shadow direction suggests she is beside it.
#42
This Absolute Unit Of A Schnitzel I Ate. Holy Schnitzel Indeed
martymcmatrix 1 year ago
As a full time idiot from Germany, this seems to be a »Wiener Schnitzel«...everything else may only be called Schnitzel »Wiener Art«...🇩🇪 🙋🏽 🇦🇹
farbenzirkel 1 year ago
Ironically: It's from Figlmüller in Vienna - they only use pork. Not veal. So it's a "Wiener Schnitzel" because they sell it in Austria. In Germany it would have to be declared als "Wiener Art". ;)
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Jeff Hood 1 year ago
In Germany, the law is that the restaurant-served schnitzel must be bigger than the plate. So I was told
Rachel Pelz 1 year ago
Only in traditional restaurants in small villages.
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3 possums in a coat 1 year ago
Maybe it's just that my grandmother really loved schnitzel, but hers were always much larger, she said that this is an unacceptable size of schnitzel. Is this just me, or do other Pandas agree?
#43
The Worlds Largest Coin Which Is Legal Tender, Nominal Value Is $1 Million Aud
It weighs 1 tonne (1012kg/2231lb) and is made from 99.99% pure gold valued at $53.5 million at the time of minting in 2012. It currently resides at the Perth mint in Australia.
Ken Beattie 1 year ago
Nominal value is not the same as either gold value or collectors value though. It just means you could use it as legal tender for a million dollar purchase.
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Janine S 1 year ago
It is Perspex. Look up the strength. This is my local Mint, have seen this in person.
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Ryan Mercer 1 year ago
Legal tender my a*s. Go ahead, find a cashier that'll take it. Oh I know, vending machine!
#44
30 Dollar Burrito I Got Today
#45
This Keyboard
Bill Swallow 1 year ago
If I recall correctly, keyboards like this are made for people who for whatever reason cannot use fingers to type, so they can type with elbows, prosthetics, whatever. Because they need online access as well. Could also be useful for astronauts, people in hazmat suits, etc.
Guess Undheit 1 year ago
Oversized keyboards exist, but they don't look like that. That looks more like a prop than a functioning keyboard. [ https://www.amazon.com/Childrens-Computer-USB-Keyboard-Computers/dp/B00T4GJNLI/ ]
Ryan Mercer 1 year ago
Yeah, not much point to a shift key on a keyboard this large.
Load More Replies... KieLeaHar 1 year ago
I actually like this keyboard and I need one. It was really come in handy since I’m missing half of my fingers.. Now I’m going to go and hunt and see where I can find one.
Danish Susanne 1 year ago
Sorry to hear about your fingers. I wish you luck finding a keyboard.
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Ryan Mercer 1 year ago
Honestly, the point of this might be to demonstrate what a normal keyboard is like for a young child's hands. We started teaching our kid to use the computer at a very early age, but even child sized mice are hard to find.
#46
This Zucc My Wife Was Given
Carrie Laughs 1 year ago
Yes, and you can get them much bigger than that!
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Restless panda 🇫🇮 1 year ago
Looking at the drink, that zucchini seems to have its own gravitational field
Vicki Perizzolo 1 year ago
my Aunt Marian grew a bunch of those one year...she had no idea she was going to get as many as she did and was finding them for months. A LOT of them had gotten huge.
Sue Ellen Jensen 1 year ago
My zucchini plants always produce baseball bats. Last year I counted 128 from one plant, several close to 5 pounds. No fertilizer, herbicides or pesticides. They still have good texture and taste.
#47
From The U.S. National Tick Collection, Which I Just Found Exists Today
glowworm2 1 year ago
I don’t get easily grossed out but bloated ticks are absolutely disgusting.
JayWantsACat 1 year ago
I have a think about ticks and skin stuff but I can't stop watching crows puck ticks off of kangaroos.
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2x4b523p 1 year ago
I hate ticks with passion. Before we found dog wormer that actually worked on them I would often step on fully bloated tick. Splat, blood everywhere. Now they die as soon as they suck on which brings another problem as they sometimes don’t fall off and I don’t see them in my long coated dogs until too late and the bite is infected. My mom got lyme disease from a tick. If I could chose one species to eradicate it would be ticks. And I say that as someone with arachnophobia, at least spiders are useful.
MrsFettesVette 1 year ago
I am 100% with you, I can see the purpose to things like spiders l, I hate ticks with a passion. Thank goodness for our tick preventive
Load More Replies... TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago (edited)
So many species we erradicate without intend, and yet we can't get one off this planet on purpose?
martymcmatrix 1 year ago
As much as I love the animals, but ticks, fleas and mosquitoes have to be scraped off the surface of this planet ASAP...🔥 🌏 🦟 🌎 🙅🏽 🌍 🧑🏽🔬
#48
This Freshly Shaven, Fat Cat
Alicia M 1 year ago
My sister complained to the vet about how expensive it was to shave a cat, and received the best response ever. "Ma'am, have you ever tried shaving a cat?" 🤣
Vampiresscrow 1 year ago
To the vet, "I see your point." *hands over money*
Load More Replies... Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Give him some clothes! You all wouldn't strip another soft can-opener and then post his picture on the Internet! Shame on all of you!
Daniela Lavanza 1 year ago
Maybe upcoming surgery and its hair needed to be removed for space or to avoid infections.
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#49
This Oyster I Was Served Today
Eric Williams 1 year ago
Oysters are filter feeders and have been used to help improve water quality...around sewer outfalls. Enjoy...
Zedrapazia 1 year ago
Those that are eaten are usually bred in water basins, so, pretty clean
Load More Replies... Sue User 1 year ago
This oyster should have never been served raw. This type of oyster is best cooked.
Perfumista Perfumista 1 year ago
slurping that down would be a choking hazard
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#50
Teabag Mountain
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
I had to live pretty badly for a year, because I couldn't find reliable help. It sucks not being able to take care of your messes yourself. I don't think that's because of physical disability, but it may not be just laziness. Also, I recently found a great helper who actually shows up and does the work, so my house is clean. It's wonderful!
Blue Bunny of Happiness 1 year ago
I don’t know why you got downvoted Bouche, what you say is absolutely true. So glad that you have the support you need now.
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The Original Bruno 1 year ago
What ARE those? Is that sink where they grow school-lunch hamburger patties?
Charity Angel 1 year ago
We have electric kettles in the UK - they plug into an outlet and heat themselves.
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Charity Angel 1 year ago
From the Scottish flag in the OP's handle, and the few brands I can pick out in that disaster, I reckon so.
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#51
Hank The Tank
#52
This Is A Dog With A Myostatin Deficiency, Which Allows For Unrestricted Muscle Growth
junipurrrrr 1 year ago
A quick google search tells me that they live typically normal lives but they are subject to muscle cramps.
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#53
Australia Is An Absolute Unit Factory
A C 1 year ago
Yeah, pretty sure you could serve that on a plate as a king crab and no one would be the wiser!!🤢🤢🤢
Ms Dodo 1 year ago
I was thinking that as well!! I would actually pay to be at that dinner although I probably would have to run away at times to puke.
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#54
Y E A S T
#55
Can Hats Be Units? I Think This Counts
#56
Book Apparently Given To Every US President
flower petals 1 year ago
The orange menace can’t even read. I loved it when Queen Elizabeth met him and gave him a book as a gift. Top level trolling! 👑😂
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Michigan Man 1 year ago
front page: https://www.politico.com/news/2020/10/22/trump-defends-his-chinese-bank-account-431510
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D W 1 year ago
My book would be the greatest book of all time, no other book would even come close to what I would publish. I'd win every award and it would go down in history as the greatest achievement ever. All the other writers would be so jealous of what I would create, they wouldn't even be able to look me in the eye. It would be so good. I'm such a humble man too.
wes mcdaniel 1 year ago (edited)
It's funny because our last and current one need pop up books to understand what's going on
#57
This Nail
tori Ohno 1 year ago
Yes. But how did it get in a car tire? Was somebody drunk and driving on the tracks again?
Load More Replies... Stefaan De Clerck 1 year ago
Looks more like a chisel rather than a nail, in my humble opinion.
#58
How Big This Toilet Seat Is. (Safety Glasses For Scale)
TV Junkie 1 year ago
They are made for obese people - I have seen them in doctors’ offices and asked.
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#59
This Enormous Asparagus I Harvested Today (Normal One + Banana For Scale)
#60
Human Compared To A King Cobra
Cosmikid 1 year ago
99% this is a Showgirl cobra, and her pimp. :-) Tame, old, very well fed, and sometimes without fangs...
Load More Replies... Amanda Rose 1 year ago
Sir, please put the extremely large danger noodle down and get away from it!
Javelina Poppers 1 year ago
Got up close and personal with one in Thailand in 1975 (not by choice). An experience I'd rather not repeat.
BoredPossum 1 year ago
Either he has done something mean to the snake, or it's about to do something mean to him.
#61
Was Told To Post My Lizard Here. He’s On A Diet
#62
14th Century Hungarian Swords. I Can Only Imagine The Unit Who Wielded Swords Like These
Mark 1 year ago
These swords were used mainly for executions and for celebrations, the Hungarians preferred a curved single-edged sword for close quarters combat
Rinso The Red 1 year ago
Kind of a saber or scimitar kind of thing? Sounds like they were big on cavalry maybe?
Load More Replies... Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
propaganda : they abandoned them everywhere near the roads so that the invaders took them for giants (completely invented but they could have: D )
Ken Beattie 1 year ago
Very nice things, because he could cut their heads off?
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The Lower Body Of Cyclist Robert Forstemann
Pedantic Panda 1 year ago
"His thighs were measured with a circumference of 73 centimetres (29 in).[3] A circumference of 86 centimetres (34 in) has also been recorded"
Surgichick 1 year ago
Isn't all that muscle more difficult to move and carry as an endurance athlete? Tell me pandas...
#64
Who Was This Made For
Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago
Yo mama so fat, if she was convicted of a crime, she'd get the electric couch!
madison quinn 1 year ago
and the most iconic quote of the year goes toooo....
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#65
These Blisters I Got From A Mosquito Bite
Kitty1019 1 year ago
I had a blister that covered my entire left breast (no small feat) after I spilled boiling tea on myself. It took months to heal and my skin is still discolored.
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Mara Was… A Surgeon 1 year ago
I've gotten ones like that on my heels and toes. Very unpleasant, especially because you can't scratch! Also once got a mosquito bite on my palm, it was incredibly painful for something that's meant to itch
Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
I would never go to bed with tanks like this hanging on my leg, I love my bed too much. is it healthy to keep them full like that ? Shouldn’t they be purged?
Dre Mosley 1 year ago
WTF? I've gotten bitten by hundreds if not thousands of mosquitos in my lifetime and have never blistered up like that. Wow!
#66
Our New TV Remote
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
*curls up on the rectangular thing and takes a nap*
Carrie Laughs 1 year ago
If I've lost the remote I know it's under my dog's bum while he snoozes!
Load More Replies... John Boy 1 year ago
Still have this, unopened. Don't remember why I bought it... IMG_202404...c1614d.jpg 
#67
This Front Door My Parents Just Had Installed. Size 11 Men’s Shoe For Reference
#68
King Chaz's Absolute Cannoli Of A Finger
Little Wonder 1 year ago
I mean, I'm no fan but a medical condition is something that can't be helped.
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Absolute Unit Of An Omelet My Husband Made
#70
The Legs Of A Bodybuilder Next To The Torso Of A Skinny Person
tori Ohno 1 year ago
I hate the body builder look, most women do. Ripped and toned muscles, yes. But not body builder "deformed" looking.
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This Apartment Building In Russia That Houses Roughly 20,000 People
Guess Undheit 1 year ago
As compared to what, a yankland suburb? Look at the picture, at least there is land left over for public parks, something that does not exist in yankland suburbs. The primary reason for apartment blocks like that is weather. Homes radiate heat, and by radiating most of your heat into surrounding apartments, it takes less to heat it - useful in places with -30C winters. Single suburb homes are a waste of heat energy.
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Verena 1 year ago
Imagine how much surface a corresponding number of single family houses would cover. The only solution if everybody wants a home is stacking. There is simply not enough space for 8 billion 3-bedroom/living/kitchen/bath/garage/yard single-family houses AND growing food and food for meat AND factories/offices/shops/markets AND digging for coal/oil/minerals AND parks/lakes/Disneylands for leisure
Surenu 1 year ago
And wilderness. We kinda need a bit of biodiversity, too...
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Lyoness 1 year ago
If you had a friend on the other side of the building and wanted to visit you could get lost.
#72
The Reel For Oppenheimer
Cosmikid 1 year ago
iMax does mostly use digital now- I wonder if this is a film master for digitizing?
Load More Replies... Sheena Leversedge Wood 1 year ago
I had no idea they still used film reels in cinemas. assumed it was all digital now
#73
This Wrist Computer
williamszita 1 year ago
I know Fitbit has been struggling since Google took over.....but I don't think this will bring in new customers!
Ken Beattie 1 year ago
Pretty sure that's one of those "fake gadgets" people. It's an artist making fake stuff for fun, not an actual device.
#74
This Absolute Unit Of A Tic I Pulled Out Of My Cat (2€ Coin For Scale)
#75
The Ford F650 Pick-Up Truck Is A Goshdarned Unit
Tim Fawcett 1 year ago
Given the plain white paint, plain truck wheels and lack of any pointless styling features, my guess is it is actually a heavy duty working vehicle not a d**k compensator
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Meep-Meep 1 year ago
This is dangerous for pedestrians and cyclists though, because it must be hard to see anything shorter than the truck :/
KillerKiwi 1 year ago
Yep. Where I live it’s illegal to have trucks that are this raised because you can’t see anything. Also if it runs into a smaller car the driver will be screwed. At least if it were a normal height they’d have some kind of chance
Load More Replies... Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago
Surprised there aren't any USA, confederate or tRump flags on it!
Guess Undheit 1 year ago
Emotional support vehicles for the immature and insecure. And they use it for groceries or taking kids to school. There will be more dirt inside than outside.
Crystal Spencer 1 year ago
I am a truck girl...I have always driven them... but this is wasteful on so many levels
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
So they start at about 70k and increase from there. And average mpg of 6.5.
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Casey England 1 year ago
this should be illegal to drive on the road. If it hit a smaller car, like a Honda Fit or Chevy Cruse, they would demolished. Not to mention they are terrible for the environment
#76
This Massive Flag That Was Literally Laid Over Hoover Dam
#77
Orora Satoshi, Former World's Heaviest Athlete
Weirdo with Internet 1 year ago
Sumo wrestlers are actually pretty healthy(as far as sports go). While they eat 5x calories that the average person does in a day, the amount of physical activity they have prevents fat from accumulating too much around vital organs, which is a problem faced by many obese people. Most of their fat is exterior, resulting in more muscle and larger bodies. However, this must remain a constant because as soon as they stop, they are at risk of the fat moving inward.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
His moobs have moobs. How is that even possible? I mean, I'm morbidly obese (and female) and only have one pair. I've never seen that before. I can't imagine he's much more comfortable in his body than I am in mine, even if it's much more muscle.
#78
Absolute Unit Of A Goat
Kira Okah 1 year ago
This is a Nubian Ibex with a very poor photoshop job. Original here, also on wikipedia. Capra_nubi...ba9bf7.jpg 
Kira Okah 1 year ago
He looks pretty relaxed an ibex, the horns are photoshop.
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Look At How Much Of A Unit The Big Mac Used To Be Before 1975
Carl Roberts 1 year ago
How many times are people gonna fall for this one? This pic has long since been proven misleading. Yet it keeps appearing on BP...with the same misleading title. The top pic is from an old 90's CNN story on how wasteful the packaging used to be. The bottom pic is from about 10 years ago and shows two different burgers,. On the right, a regular Big Mac. On the left....a Mega Mac, which uses Quarter Pounder sized patties and buns.
Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago (edited)
Downsizing of America for corporate profits! Worried that $15 an hour pay hike for your slave... u... workers will kill that CEO's 20 million a year bank but selling a "Medium Mac" for 3X more than the original BIG MAC size will HuRt Our PrOfITs!!!" All of you corporate price gouging f***s need to die!
Black Cat 1 year ago
I've long suspected they're getting smaller. McDonald's hamburgers can be eaten in 3 bites.
Carl Roberts 1 year ago
Those are two different burgers in the bottom pic. A Mega Mac and a regular Big Mac.
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What do you think ?
Carl Roberts 1 year ago
People are still falling for that Big Mac one. As I said in my comment above, those are two different versions. A Mega Mac (which is the size of a Quarter Pounder) and a regular Big Mac.
Ken Beattie 1 year ago
We found a massive red back spider when I was a kid. Body big as a marble. Because it was much larger than normal, my dad put it in a bottle and took it to the state museum. Turned out it was just a heavily pregnant female.
Olli Hawk 1 year ago
At the abuse relief shelter I work at, we have a Turkish kangal who outweighs me, and a steer who literally weighs a ton and 1/2, we also have a 300 pound pig, which is average for a pig, but out sizes are underestimated. We also have a cat that is literally too fat to clean himself
Carl Roberts 1 year ago
People are still falling for that Big Mac one. As I said in my comment above, those are two different versions. A Mega Mac (which is the size of a Quarter Pounder) and a regular Big Mac.
Ken Beattie 1 year ago
We found a massive red back spider when I was a kid. Body big as a marble. Because it was much larger than normal, my dad put it in a bottle and took it to the state museum. Turned out it was just a heavily pregnant female.
Olli Hawk 1 year ago
At the abuse relief shelter I work at, we have a Turkish kangal who outweighs me, and a steer who literally weighs a ton and 1/2, we also have a 300 pound pig, which is average for a pig, but out sizes are underestimated. We also have a cat that is literally too fat to clean himself
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