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If you've ever been browsing though the wild wild online land known as Facebook marketplace, you know what to expect. Among many items put up on sale here by random people, the chances to come across something bizarre, questionable or funny are pretty high. Check out some illustrative examples in Bored Panda's previous articles here and here.

So of course, many questions come to your mind. From ‘what on Earth this seller is thinking?’ to a simple ‘who are these people?!’, the bizarre Facebook marketplace ads provide entertainment unlike anything else.

There’s even a whole Facebook group dedicated to, in their words, “sharing posts of people making bad decisions with their ads.” Below we selected some of the funniest ones, so scroll down!

In a bid to find out more about shopping on Facebook marketplace as well as some weird things people sell there, we previously spoke with Sean Fowlow, a professional thrift hunter and seller, as well as the creator of "Ridiculous Thrifter".

If you suspect that online marketplaces have become immensely popular in the past years, we can confirm that. According to Sean, “most people would rather browse through locally available items for sale online from the comfort of their own homes… than driving around their area looking for flea markets and garage sales.” It’s because going to a real flea market takes a whole lot more time and is energy-consuming.

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Moreover, we are certainly heading in the direction where everything is being done from our smartphones, shopping included. “As a seller of used items myself, it’s much easier to list all of my garage sale items on Facebook Marketplace than it is to set out a table in front of my house or in a public market and wait there for hours,” Sean explained.

He said that this way, people can then come get the specific item they want at an arranged time with ease, without “having to rummage through hundreds of items set out on tables.”

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Sean also agreed that it’s true that there are a lot of weird, funny, and fake items for sale on online marketplaces. According to him, “Most of them are people just having fun… and it is indeed funny to see these items. For instance, I remember seeing someone selling a stainless steel toaster on Facebook Marketplace where the reflection in the toaster was the seller in his underwear taking the photo for the listing. It was done totally on purpose and I highly doubt there was an actual toaster for sale.”

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On the other hand, the connoisseur of online marketplaces added that even though there are a lot of listings like this, they only make up a very small percentage. “The greater deal are legitimate sale items,” he assured anyone worrying if it’s all bananzas out there.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They Gove these out as collectable. I have some bottles and cans like this with just air in them. Came in the mail for some reason.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently at the end of the 1,000 miles it was hit by a shrink-ray 🤪

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trading up to a dirt bike, it doesn't say FOR a dirt bike. They're just trying to increase each item they get until it's a dirt bike. Don't think this starting point will get it there though lol

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A bitter ex-spouse I presume? The "size-fat" gave it away 😆

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a lot of driftwood art that gets made in some of the beach towns Ive lived in. Im sure this will sell at some point.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Idk. I think it's really pretty!! So much work must have gone into the face!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reborn dolls are hugely popular art pieces. Idk why people say stuff like "kill it with fire"; it's art. You don't have to like it, but you can't deny that a lot of work was put into this by a talented artist.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i agree completely; not everyone has to like them, but insulting an artist's hard work like that is so rude. you can't deny the level of detail & care that went into creating something as intricate as this! that's my opinion on fursuits, too- i may not be part of the furry community or ever want to wear a fursuit, but i really admire the talent & dedication that goes into creating wearable pieces of art like fursuits & i hate when people mock or insult them. so much love & care goes into these pieces of art & i wish more people would take the time to put their personal opinions aside & look at the art for what it is!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

again, reasonable price, i know a lot about tons of collectors items and such. the amount of work that goes into reborns is crazy

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok so my brain is now producing my nightmare for tonight

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a wasp nest, bee nests don't have a paper envelope, or paper anything, actually.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a fair chance that that phone has been up at least one prisoners A-hole in it's time!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bath? It’s made of material….wouldn’t the water just drain out of it?

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, if it only was opened from the bottom it might be worth 10 dollars. 😉😉 (Editing, that's a JOKE! Downvotes bans users from the site.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have such a ropeless jump rope. Its great if you want to jump in a small apartment, where a rope would get tangled on every corner. 🤭

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The person who asked if it were still available is obviously a cat.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm no grammar scholar but the lack of proper punctuation and spelling in the pictures in this thread is killing me 😑

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People make good crafts, like table tops and such with these. Can save someone else's liver and get yourself another case too lol

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