30 Times People Spotted Shady Ads On Facebook Marketplace And Shared Them On This Online Group

Rod Egret 4 years ago

That would be the smart thing to do : rhubarb is much more valuable!

18points

Obi Wang Kenobi 4 years ago

Botanist more like bandit :)

6points

Vic 4 years ago

Atleast I won't have to worry about Rhubarb 2S rendering this one obsolete..

3points

Jessica Cole 4 years ago

Thanks for the chuckle! Great comment

1point

Auntriarch 4 years ago

If I don't get my rhubarb back, I'll be making Apple crumble instead....

47points

Casey Burns 4 years ago

Fantastic pun! Very punny.

4points

LazyPanda 4 years ago

I'm so fascinated by people who steal plants...it just, never would have occurred to me without the internet

7points

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

I'd just enjoy pretending to be the bandit for weeks on end, starting with a text to his mom

7points

SCR86 4 years ago

All thieves will be called "bandits" from now on

6points

Bobert Robertson 4 years ago

Never give up an apple for rhubarb unless you want to be sour over the experience

4points

Smelli Mel 4 years ago

Eat the leaves you nasty thief!

2points

T J R 4 years ago

I once walked outside to find that someone had cut all of my flowers off their stalks. It was like Morticia Addams had come along. I was so mad. They didn't even take the full stem, just the flower heads!

1point

Keley Babs 4 years ago

That phone is OLD

0points

Analyn Lahr 4 years ago

Why does it look like the temporary screen protector it came with is still on? Also rhubarb thievery is apparently quite common. I've heard many a tale.

0points

#2

Final score:

208points

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Susan Green 4 years ago

Well….as long as it’s only lightly shat.

149points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

It's lightly shat but heavily peed🤢

14points

Yoinks! 4 years ago

Sorry, I'm looking for something medium-to-heavily shat.

55points

Commander Rex 4 years ago

I agree, you want large portions for your meal! (This is, for legal and moral reasons, satire)

5points

Bunzilla 4 years ago

Must've been those sugar-free gummy bears...

26points

Bobert Robertson 4 years ago

It's from NSW and it's NSFW

8points

Nizumi 4 years ago

Sorry - no. "Lightly shat" is like "slightly pregnant".

7points

VersaceDreams 4 years ago

I'd like to hear this chair's backstory

5points

JessG 4 years ago

I don't think I would

5points

Tamsin Far 4 years ago

Just lightly shat.. a real bargain!

4points

StrawberryParfait 4 years ago

Does dignity mean nothing anymore? Throw that biohazard quietly into the dumpster. Don't associate yourself with the words "lightly shat" ever, if you can help it.

3points

Michael Sanders 4 years ago

What job did they have?! “Did you read that memo from corporate? I literally s**t myself!”

2points

zMajci 4 years ago

Lightly ahahaha this is one of the cases that needs no gradation, just simple yes or no... Shat or not

1point

#3

Final score:

195points

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Ty Stratton-Quirk 4 years ago

Well, at least they're honest. And they spelled 'separate' correctly, which is another point in their favor!

124points

Stannous Flouride 4 years ago

I always remember how to spell it because of its shared root with "pare" and "partition."

0points

Mihai Mara 4 years ago

I am not discriminating, i don't separate my clothes based on colour!!!! (actually all my clothes are pastel coloured or dark coloured, they get along just fine in the washing machine at 30-40C; I have only a few white shirts that are washed on their own if i have to go to a fancy event)

10points

Shayda 4 years ago

I separate towels and clothes when washing. That's it though lol

3points

Seabeast 4 years ago

This would be good for recycling in places where separation of paper, glass, and metal is required.

3points

AJ 4 years ago

I feel them. We have a laundry basket, laundry barely goes there as the floor is more convenient for both, leaving the laundry and separating it.

2points

Isa Trip 4 years ago

I like the reason for getting rid of it lol

0points

Tarsier 4 years ago

Perks about being a metal head - you only need one black basket to your black clothes.

0points

Ivana 4 years ago

Oh man, look at all the other junk they got. How can they walk around?

0points

Bob Belcher 4 years ago

I need this

0points

T J R 4 years ago

The honesty is fantastic!

0points

If you've ever had to sell or buy a miscellaneous item in your life, you probably went straight to Facebook Marketplace. The holy grail of (re)sold goods that come straight from the hands of sellers is also known as a host to a range of scams, including fake products, catfishing and even hacking.

If you compare eBay, Amazon, and Facebook Marketplace, the latter is like the Wild West of online selling. Brogan Woodburn from Red Points reports that “One scammer even stole $800,000 from victims through the platform.”

#4

Final score:

187points

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Kat 4 years ago

Someone's desperate...

93points

Potato 4 years ago

I'm going to make a wild guess that Trev is still blocked

22points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)

I’m leery of this, because they’re only telling us what’s on the outside of the treats…

6points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 4 years ago

Not completely free, you'll still have to unblock Trev, that's the least you can do after eating their treats. Even if you have no idea who Trev is.

3points

Id row 4 years ago

r/sadcringe

3points

Trevor Walsh 4 years ago

How can I help?

2points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

That's a bad marketplace burn, call the firefighters.

2points

Paul Aguilera 4 years ago

They're probably laced with poison anyway.

0points

Ara 4 years ago

Laxative chocolate?

0points

Mazer 4 years ago

Ew

0points

#5

Final score:

180points

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Kat 4 years ago

I would be in a bad mood also if someone tried to p**n me off in internet...

55points

Michael Sanders 4 years ago

Why on earth is this censored?

22points

Analyn Lahr 4 years ago

Did they seriously censor the word p a w n? That is what you meant, right?

6points

Unnamed Hooman 4 years ago

Why the flip is p**n censored? If it gets censored I’m going to flip out- btw if it dies, I typed p. a. w. n.

1point

Xan Maranya 4 years ago

You're assuming which came first, Kat.

0points

Little Wonder 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

It looks like grandma have a strong character, like mine. My mother was taking her to watch the Swan lake ballet, the usher told kindly "be careful with the old lady in the stairs" and she replied, outraged "I'm not an old lady, young man!". She was 94yo. Now she's 96 and don't dare to tell her that she's old! The others are old, not her, she will never be! I won't take Mahjong grandma to her game, i've got my own "evil" grandma.

6points

WillemPenn 4 years ago

My FIL is 90. He says, "I used to think 90 was old." I ask "what do you think now?" Him, "I still think it's old!"

4points

Seabeast 4 years ago

This looks like a fake joke post.

3points

Deborah B 4 years ago

What, you couldn't call her a taxi?

2points

Sorican 4 years ago

my grandmother, near the end had dementia- specifically Alzheimer's. In any case, her thing was bingo, and the local city hall ran a bingo day every Tuesday. Now, for those who don't know, it's common for people with Alzheimer's to get a serious case of paranoia... and my grandmother wasn't the kind of person to take s**t from nobody. She got kicked out of the weekly bingo games because she threatened the bingo-caller-person with a baseball bat, because, in her mind, she was colluding to make sure her cards- the cards she hadn't even received yet- were never called. I imagine it'd take a single threat to a taxi driver to end that service.

1point

Mazer 4 years ago

If I lived closer I would take her. And I probably would do it for free because I love sassy elderly people

1point

Smelli Mel 4 years ago

I'd take her for free and we can both take a selfie giving the bird to the ass who posted this ad.

1point

Maria Schneider 4 years ago

Sorry, this job is too dangerous

1point

Lily Mae Kitty 4 years ago

she looks like someone I'd get along with so I'd drive her there for free.

0points

Tonya Wallace 4 years ago

P**n....just checking for myself.

0points

Tonya Wallace 4 years ago

🤣

0points

Momma Jess 4 years ago

I would totally take grandma to her mahjong game, I would be DELIGHTED, lmao. Grandmas are the best

0points

#6

Final score:

166points

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Eva the Egg 4 years ago

If it is, its the ugliest wine glass I've ever seen

86points

A B C 4 years ago

If not, it's still the ugliest candle holder I've ever seen.

23points

Agfox 4 years ago

Open a few bottles of wine & drink until it looks attrractive, problem solved!

6points

Seabeast 4 years ago

You could cut your lips on those crystals.

1point

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

But they oh so skillfully bedazzled it!

9points

Linda 4 years ago

Crafters do that. The crystals are from the dollar tree. $20 for $3 worth of crap.

2points

Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

...and bedazzled?

2points

Connie Martin 4 years ago

Step away from the glue gun....

1point

シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ 4 years ago

No!

0points

Kai Scadden 4 years ago

Idk it can be used both ways

0points

Lynne Stankard 4 years ago

God that has to be the ugliest wine glass in the hirstory of the world!

0points

Isabela Ivan 4 years ago

What s the real purpose of it?

0points

Not PC 4 years ago

No

0points

Some of the more popular scams on Facebook marketplace include a MacBook Air made of air. “It’s when the seller then made up excuses as to why they couldn’t meet (remember, Facebook Marketplace is for local dealings, so this is a red flag). The seller offered to ship it with tracking, and the buyer then sent the money.”

“Can you guess what happened next? Nothing was shipped. The seller went missing, and the buyer never got the item,” Brogan explains.

#7

Final score:

163points

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Kat 4 years ago

What?

80points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)

“…the f**k?!” (Just had to finish it for you.)

17points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

I can provide this service where you send me your favourite clothes and I will ensure a thorough application of cat hairs to it. For extra, you can choose the hair colour.

42points

cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

I had several like this one...Now it's more "oh this dress in gorgeous!" then i touch the fabric and "No, not this one".

4points

Eva the Egg 4 years ago

I can get one for free...

12points

StrawberryParfait 4 years ago

Use a lint roller, you feral goblin.

11points

Tonya Wallace 4 years ago

Be my friend.

0points

Lara Verne 4 years ago

My cats do this for free.

8points

T J R 4 years ago

Mine too and they'll even put their fur back on it as soon as I remove it. All free of charge.

1point

Zenozenobee 4 years ago

129$ ???!!!

4points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

Did you bury your cat in it and dug it up again?

4points

Beezel Palomar 4 years ago

Sure, just sell dirty clothes, why don't ya.

2points

~hUmMuS vIbEs~ 4 years ago

does it come with a cat?

1point

Mazer 4 years ago

Most disgusting

1point

#8

Final score:

162points

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Some Cool Guy 4 years ago

No way, I've seen Return of the living dead

138points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Yeah... This is not the year. Put it back!

28points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Minus the obvious "property of gov, don't touch" label, it would be a good way to get rid of the toxic waste produced by your meth lab.

27points

Yoinks! 4 years ago

If that were an actual prop from Return of the Living Dead, that would be a selling point!

16points

Sawdust 4 years ago

The one on the right has the "show business" fake 555 phone number like a movie prop, but the one on the left...

11points

Potato 4 years ago

Yeah I'm pretty sure it would say "property of the US Govt" and not just "army"

5points

Chucky Cheezburger 4 years ago

For sale, trioxin 245, comes with new best fiend, Tarman.

6points

Orionpax75 4 years ago

Facts!!!! More brains.....

2points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

OK. And may I ask who—-No! Sorry, I mean what—-you are presently “storing” in them?

4points

Jo Davies 4 years ago

Nope

2points

Vic 404 4 years ago

Hell nope

1point

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

Delivered directly from Snowtown?

2points

AnnaBanana 4 years ago

First thing I thought of!

1point

KD 4 years ago

Well, at least they come with emergency contact info.

1point

Alexis Draskinis 4 years ago

ITS TAR MAN!!!!

1point

#9

Final score:

161points

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Everything_Fubar 4 years ago

No, it's a gummy owl

101points

Susan Green 4 years ago

40 million years old lol!

27points

Cip IESAN 4 years ago

It's fake! It's only 32 millions years old!

11points

Just a girl in a crazy world 4 years ago

That would be one stale 40 million year old gummy

10points

Jimi Laoshi 4 years ago

One hundred billion million super years old

8points

JennyLaRue 4 years ago

It's like claiming that your granite worktops are 40 million years old just because the rock has been on the earth that long.

7points

Id row 4 years ago

I want to eat that gummy owl so much.

4points

EVERLEIGH 4 years ago

40 million years old!!?? Owls 🦉 were not existing 40 million years ago!!

4points

Yort 4 years ago

The amber itself is that old, but the carving is recent.

-1point

シ *’-BLOODLUST-‘* シ 4 years ago

40 million

0points

Xan Maranya 4 years ago (edited)

T-rex's where so clever at carving figurines with their tiny claws.

0points

Counterfakes is another big problem on the marketplace. “Since creating or even forging a profile is so easy on Facebook, scammers can sell counterfeit goods with almost no restriction.” According to Brogan, “Tiffany alone reported taking down 2000 fake Marketplace ads in 2017. And in the first six months of 2017, Facebook removed more than 200,000 posts that were flagged as counterfeit.”

Sometimes it’s not the scams themselves that enrage the buyers, but rather the items delusional sellers are trying to make money off of. This collection of ads is a good example of the bad side that happens on this widely popular reselling platform.

#10

Final score:

158points

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Eva the Egg 4 years ago

Lol imagine barry seeing this

68points

lil_gremlin 4 years ago

Barry seeing this: :')

1point

Michael Sanders 4 years ago

For $25 I would actually buy this. It’s hilarious.

12points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

And create a totally fictional story behind this picture!

11points

Hilary Mol 4 years ago

This legit looks like someone I went to high school with, business mullet and all.

7points

Jerry T 4 years ago

Speaking as a Wisconsin resident, this legitimately looks like about 25% of our male population.

11points

Dizzy Falcon 4 years ago

Who is this I'm confused

5points

Jo Davies 4 years ago

It's Barry! You know... Barry!

14points

Gina Babe 4 years ago

Isn't this the guy from the good place?

3points

zovjraar me 4 years ago

BARRYYYYYY!!

1point

Confused koala 4 years ago

Why do you have Barry in the first place

1point

V Martinez 4 years ago

Because Rachel didn't want him? lol!

3points

Watching 4 years ago

And Barry's life was all downhill from there....

1point

Paul Aguilera 4 years ago

Pretty good deal for a nice frame with a random stock image lol.

0points

Ivana 4 years ago

Frame come with? Really nice frame for $25

0points

#11

Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

Final score:

149points

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Eva the Egg 4 years ago

WHY DID THEY ADD THAT LAST SENTENCEEEEE

159points

Phil DeBlanc 4 years ago

You don't recognize the "two in the pink and one in the stink" pose?

29points

Sleazy Weaver 4 years ago

Because it isn't actually a mannequin hand, it's a sex toy being used as a mannequin hand. It's original pupose was, in fact, other things.

11points

cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

Because they are "BAD PEOPLE", we have a hint in the picture.

11points

Analyn Lahr 4 years ago

I'm sure they mean like holding your rings...maybe. Probably. I hope.

6points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

Sex sells.

1point

Ms LaDonna 4 years ago

Like we didn't know....

1point

Monty Is Fiennes 4 years ago

And position....

1point

Kimberley Gayle Thomas 4 years ago

Besides something sexual, I'm thinking to put rings and bracelets on for display.

0points

zMajci 4 years ago

Cutomer targeting well done :)

0points

Russian Otaku 4 years ago

Larger target market

0points

Michelle C 4 years ago

Well that's a SHOCKER!!!...LMAO

17points

Michael Sanders 4 years ago

Zing!

2points

PKMN Trainer Link 4 years ago

Am I too innocent to get this?

11points

cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

Probably. That's fine.

24points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

You mean like pressing elevator buttons and stuff, right? That’s what you mean, right? Please tell me that’s what you mean. Please!

10points

Susan Green 4 years ago

Oh lawd!

5points

JessG 4 years ago

Well...that's not disgusting at all...

3points

Ian Bartels 4 years ago

Stinky pinky

3points

Hilary Mol 4 years ago

EEEEEEEEEEEW. I'm going to have nightmares for weeks.

3points

Chucky Cheezburger 4 years ago

This would make a great one finger salute hood ornamant.

3points

Rebekah Tracy 4 years ago

What else would you use a fake hand for? … wait…. no… NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

2points

#12

Final score:

147points

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Bunzilla 4 years ago

What a steal!

40points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

What? You have to steal the ice?

4points

Robert Baker 4 years ago

Technically, this is a home made evaporative cooler but "redneck AC" is also acceptable.

3points

Seabeast 4 years ago

A real one isn't that expensive. https://www.homedepot.ca/en/home/categories/appliances/heating-cooling-and-air-quality/air-conditioners-and-portable-fans/air-conditioners/portable-air-conditioners.html

3points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Yeah but a real one is not so unique😅😅

3points

Jean-Michel Brevelle 4 years ago

It's not that bad, as far as DIY goes. But they put the decimal in the wrong place: should be $12.34. Now that's reasonable.

2points

I don't like my name 4 years ago

LMFAO!! the ingenuity

2points

Beezel Palomar 4 years ago

Does it come with ice?

1point

Tilly 4 years ago

*Dies Laughing*

1point

Sergy Yeltsen 4 years ago

Do people really fall for this bulls**it?

1point

Mazer 4 years ago

I made one of these for a friend of mine who didn’t have enough money to buy an AC they work pretty well

1point

PKMN Trainer Link 4 years ago

1234 dollars

1point

Daniel Atkins 4 years ago

and 56 cents.

0points

#13

Final score:

137points

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Dorothy Parker 4 years ago

Um, that's a Cheetah Cheater Chair.

27points

Ashbug 4 years ago

Quite the twist tonguer

2points

Pangolin Pal 4 years ago

It's hideous. Don't try to sell it -- instead, sell tickets to the event when you set it on fire.

12points

RoseTheMad 4 years ago

I'd pay the $30 just to see this set on fire in a field, tbh.

9points

Sorican 4 years ago

I'd chip in another thirty for her to bring to the other woman's house, and set it on fire in *her* yard.

5points

Airis Malfoy 4 years ago

soon to be ex lmao...

7points

Shayda 4 years ago

Wait no, no "long story short" I wanna hear the story lol

6points

Eva the Egg 4 years ago

The first image tho... 😬

4points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

How about the price of some lighter fluid and a Zippo? I wouldn’t advise roasting marshmallows over the flames from this, however. Never know what kind of STDs you could catch from eating them.

2points

KD 4 years ago

The seller should have gone with her first instinct on this one. Kill it with fire.

2points

Id row 4 years ago

Home wreckers cheetah chair, lol. Looks like something you'd see in a skeevey strip club.

1point

Otter 4 years ago

Whatever she gets for it, she can make more by immolating it on youtube.

1point

#14

Final score:

134points

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Vorknkx 4 years ago

Isn't that the toilets they have in prison cells?

54points

Sofie 4 years ago

That's why they would feel at home 😂

46points

Neil Bidle 4 years ago

Whoooosh

33points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

Thatsthejoke.jpg

5points

A B C 4 years ago

A-yup.

5points

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

so I've heard

4points

Johnny 4 years ago

I didn't realize that at first either -- thought they were some public toilet. I'm happy to admit that I've never had first hand experience with a prison toilet.

2points

im.bored.person 4 years ago

yep!

1point

John Ford 4 years ago

Yes

0points

Pangolin Pal 4 years ago

Yes, that's the point, and that's why this is just offensive and depressing.

0points

Hermione 4 years ago

How did they end up with this? Steal it from prison?

4points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

Smuggled it out in the ole prison wallet

5points

DforDory 4 years ago

Life goals😑

3points

Toast Of Saint Louis 4 years ago

I laughed

2points

KimTx 4 years ago

This is hilarious!

2points

Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they) 4 years ago

Dayum

2points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 4 years ago

How do you think someone would feel, finally getting released from the special hell that is prison, and your stupid ass wife shows you this?

1point

Lola 4 years ago

I laughed way more than I should’ve with this one.

1point

Isa Trip 4 years ago

omg this is sooo messed up! lmfao

0points

DanieLegz 4 years ago

#DEAD

0points

#15

Final score:

133points

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Kat 4 years ago

That's so gross...

234points

Maxime J 4 years ago

But its creative…

20points

Vic 4 years ago

First I thought they were feathers, but this is much worse..

6points

Jessica Cole 4 years ago

Beyond gross

3points

Dhukath 4 years ago

Slight improvement on some of the other nail art I've seen featured on B.P.

2points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 4 years ago

I'd rather say that's sheer dark magic.

1point

im.bored.person 4 years ago

ikr?

1point

Birgit M 4 years ago

Yeah, nailed it.

40points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Was sure someone would write that😅😅

6points

A B C 4 years ago

Ewwwww! Eww, eww, EWWW!

27points

JennyLaRue 4 years ago

This makes me heave!

17points

Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago

UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!

15points

Mihai Mara 4 years ago

I really don't want to know if the nails are from the same person or from different persons. Either way this is gross.

14points

Jayne Kyra 4 years ago

At last! I found the one skull thing I do not like.

10points

No_idea 4 years ago

I want to spew

8points

JessG 4 years ago

"I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be..."

5points

EVERLEIGH 4 years ago

That has got to be one of the most horror of thing I've ever seen regarding art.

4points

VersaceDreams 4 years ago

Imagine how long that person had to collect those...gross...

3points

Catt 4 years ago

Imagine that they are just theirs!

0points

#16

Final score:

132points

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Some Cool Guy 4 years ago

No wonder Miss Piggy was often upset

196points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

I see now that was just a lot of pent up frustration

10points

Vicissitude of Fate 4 years ago

Dammit, where's my magnifying glass.... XD

5points

VeryDarkMatter 4 years ago

lol..

2points

Purbasha Banai 4 years ago

Maybe he isn't stiff yet. C'mon give him a chance 😂

1point

Eva the Egg 4 years ago

His crotch tho... Poor kermit

29points

Michael Sanders 4 years ago

Seriously why you gotta do Kermit like that? Perfect abs and a teeny weeny.

25points

A B C 4 years ago

If you can think of it, then there's a fetish for it.

18points

Sadia Timmermans 4 years ago

What's up with the micro penis?!?

15points

Mina Minx 4 years ago

Im sure he has other assets.

2points

Dizzy Falcon 4 years ago

Kermit's balls are the size of trump's

13points

A 4 years ago

My poor violated eyes. My thoughts are with Miss Piggy.

11points

Hilary Mol 4 years ago

I can't unsee this.

9points

AlmightyOne 4 years ago

W h y would anyone create this

6points

Dan Buczynski 4 years ago

Oh my god a steal at any price

4points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

I mean, if you just can’t resist the urge to add it, why couldn’t you have been more…well…complimentary…to an icon like Kermit? Why insult the poor amphibian? It ain’t easy bein’ green, ffs!

3points

#17

Final score:

118points

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DforDory 4 years ago (edited)

Result of a manbearpig attack...?

94points

Vic 4 years ago

When you mistake the shredder for the washing machine.

32points

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

I'm super cereal you guys 😆

5points

Bob Belcher 4 years ago

I'm super cereal

1point

Sara G 4 years ago

Obviously! 🤪

0points

Repo 4 years ago

Or scuttlebutt with a Patrick Duffy leg

0points

JennyLaRue 4 years ago

Can you imagine trying to untangle these when they get balled up in the wash

31points

Vic 4 years ago

Imagine getting your feet all the way to the bottom without any 'detours'...

29points

VersaceDreams 4 years ago

How do you even put these on without ripping your toenail off?

27points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

You just rip the toenail and create amazing nail art😅😅

21points

Kat 4 years ago (edited)

Someone ran them over with a lawnmower a few times?

11points

Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago

That's not fabric - it's a series of large holes loosely connected with thread!

10points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Actually it's a series of unfortunate events that happened on this poor pair of pants

6points

Eva the Egg 4 years ago

Did these jeans get stuck in the shredder or something?

8points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

I don't think they're that easy to make, so regular. Somewhat impressed!

2points

Hilary Mol 4 years ago

Is this what happens when you try to hot glue Big League Chew to make some pants?

4points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Thresher accident?

2points

Mazer 4 years ago

Clearly this person was a contestant in a ferret legging contest!!! Ferret legging contest you ask...Google it. You won’t be disappointed

1point

TheAnimalLady 4 years ago

😂MG, S😄😅😂🤣 un-bear-ably high-larious as I know what it is 😻🤣😹🤣🤪

0points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

If you want to go out in these, you'd better have notice at least 2 weeks before, just so you have time to put them on.

1point

#18

Final score:

117points

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Ty Stratton-Quirk 4 years ago

"Didn't wanna put it up for sale, but my wife made me."

69points

Vic 4 years ago

Didn't want to put it for sale, but I don't have a home anymore :-D

15points

LottieH 4 years ago

I like this and I want it! Just right for my humour 😂

11points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Wife replaces it with a sign that reads, “Husband and Cat Missing. Reward For Cat”.

6points

ThoughtsAreNotFacts 4 years ago

Ok, this one actually made me laugh

4points

Kel Gal 4 years ago

Is this from the same house as the cheetah chair?

2points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

She lied!

1point

Kat 4 years ago (edited)

:D wondering about the reason for selling

1point

Venatrix324 4 years ago

Lol I need that

0points

Lola Mobley 4 years ago

This is hilarious

0points

Jordan Prichard 4 years ago

Home...where the ho & me come together....that's just wrong lol

0points

#19

Final score:

115points

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Sarcastic Cow 4 years ago

...used?

295points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

Do you really wanna know or keep on living a happy life? Thougjt so.

53points

Dynein 4 years ago

It sounds ever so suspicious, but if you think about it... the "use" is having it stand around somewhere, which is likely to amount in some wear and tear even if minuscule (scuffed edges, light damage, etc). Fair to point out that it's not going to be n quite the same condition as if it had been stored in the cellar wrapped in its packaging.

14points

Esa Vienola 4 years ago

Used...how? :-D

7points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Don't wanna know honestly

5points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

*shudder*

4points

Danjal Jannik TIndholm 4 years ago

There's a reason the crotch area is in complete shadow.

3points

udw 4 years ago

misused?

0points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

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0points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

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0points

Stimpy 4 years ago

Do I need to shine a UV-lamp over it?

21points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

That... seems wise with any secondhand purchase.

15points

River Webb 4 years ago

the used bit is a tad terrifying

16points

로희 4 years ago

"I like watching you sleep."

9points

Mihai Mara 4 years ago

"used" as in "Used to sparkle, but now in good condition"?

9points

CalicoKitty 4 years ago

Keep Out Of The Sun

6points

Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago

Oh man, when the first Twilight movie opened at my local cinema they had a little stall of merchandise, and one of the things you could buy was this very cardboard cutout. And they made all the poor humiliated employees wear body glitter. It was hilarious.

7points

Mark Gill 4 years ago

Used for what??

3points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

That’s so wrong. And on so many levels. Poor cardboard.

2points

Nadine Debard 4 years ago

Poor actor (no pun intended) in fact. Uh, poor actor as well.

2points

the annoying theatre kid 4 years ago

i'd rather not ask about the used part

1point

Clearly sunny 4 years ago

Used for what exactly???

1point

#20

Final score:

106points

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Mihai Mara 4 years ago

This is like in those maths problems "If you have 125 Shrek DVDs at home and there is a sale at Wallmart, 10 Shrek DVDs for 15$ and you have 35$, and your mom buys you 24 more shrek DVDs, how many Shrek DVDs do you still need in order to have 200?"

106points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

I only can solve it after re-writing it with mangoes not dvds.

24points

Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they) 4 years ago

I believe the answer you’re looking for is $7 per watermelon

13points

Reina Fernandez 4 years ago

31

2points

Sofie 4 years ago

Haha, yeah classic

2points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

Can somebody graph the breaking point of the shelf with x DVDs versus y VCR tapes?

1point

asie oop 4 years ago

i think the answer is pringles, 300 pringles to be exact, am i right?

1point

Unnamed Hooman 4 years ago

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1point

Cip IESAN 4 years ago

Ana are cinci shreci si da trei shreci lui Costica...

1point

Bored Toadette 3 years ago (edited)

31?😅

0points

lil_gremlin 4 years ago

Me: Wait, why does OP have so many shrek DVDs? OP: MIND YO BUSINESS, KID

0points

Unnamed Hooman 4 years ago

Purple

0points

TheAnimalLady 4 years ago

🤔😬😟☹🥴🥵🤕🤯😱😵☠

0points

Obaku the Otaku 4 years ago

😄

0points

JennyLaRue 4 years ago

$200 for a bookshelf that's bowing under the weight of some VHS tapes seems a bit steep!

17points

Ece Cenker 4 years ago

If the shelves are sagging with the weight of DVD's, then either a)the bookshelf is crap or b)it's not DVD's in those boxes.

12points

Seabeast 4 years ago

There were only 4 Shrek movies ever made. Why would you have so many duplicates?

6points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

To fill the bookcase!

6points

DanieLegz 4 years ago

That's some strong ass shadow coming out the photo!

3points

Id row 4 years ago

Weird Shrek obsession aside, that bookshelf wasn't even $200 when it was new.

3points

the annoying theatre kid 4 years ago

how much is op willing to pay for those shrek dvds

2points

Tristan J 4 years ago

Where are they planning on putting the Shrek DVDs now?!

2points

Josephina Minutolo 4 years ago

Um, on the next episode of Hoarders...

1point

I don't like my name 4 years ago

It's worthless without Shrek!

1point

#21

Final score:

105points

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Ty Stratton-Quirk 4 years ago

Just because it's been doused in mouthwash doesn't make it mint.

116points

Vic 4 years ago

Your comment is on the money:-)

19points

Michael Sanders 4 years ago

Zing!

3points

D K 4 years ago

More like curry…

0points

Beezel Palomar 4 years ago

spearmint condition

0points

Sorican 4 years ago

mint mouthwash is an unfortunate shade of yellow?

0points

Mazer 4 years ago

Punny

0points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Whatcha wanna bet someone fell for it too?

6points

Ece Cenker 4 years ago

10 dollar founding father...Alexander Hamilton...

6points

Danieletc 4 years ago

Looks more like a curry condition ten dollar bill.

3points

R Carson 4 years ago

urine soaked money for sale

1point

im.bored.person 4 years ago

"mint condition"

1point

PKMN Trainer Link 4 years ago

$15

1point

Kai Scadden 4 years ago

Mint condition

0points

tail_bite 4 years ago

15 dollars this guy is stonks

0points

Venatrix324 4 years ago

I don’t think they know what “mint condition” means, and why are they selling a 10 dollar bill for 15 dollars? Just, what the heck is going on here?!

0points

#22

Final score:

104points

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Mihai Mara 4 years ago

"What's in the box??!!??"

11points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

If it had just shown the box, my guess would be garage sale leftovers. Showing that face, I'd like to change my guess. I'm going to say this box contains two kidneys that this fellow sliced out of somebody who was unfortunate enough to be walking down a dark alley, and to this gentleman's extreme chagrin, the victim had chronic kidney disease making the organs unsellable on the black market.

6points

I don't like my name 4 years ago

Mommy I'm scared!

5points

Id row 4 years ago

I just heard Brad Pitt say, "What's in the box?!?"

3points

Mazer 4 years ago

Adding a picture of yourself with a “I’m gonna kill you” face on, it’s just not a good selling point

3points

Tamra Stiffler 4 years ago

The words "fun box" and this guy's face do not go together.

3points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 4 years ago

I feel the lettering should be in a red, drippy font.

1point

CultOfBambi 4 years ago

If it really is Gwyneth Paltrow's head that's worth every cent!

0points

Apachebathmat 4 years ago

I question what that guy would deem to be fun? Anthrax?

0points

Shelley Morrison 4 years ago

He looks like an angry Maury Povich.

0points

#23

Final score:

98points

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DforDory 4 years ago

What a waste.

88points

Anke Dieken 4 years ago

Absolultely. Could've made it out of cardboard if they didn't plan on eating it anyway.

2points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

I wouldn't trust to buy anything from people that don't eat cake

30points

Sorican 4 years ago

it's covered in fondant and marshmallows, so I wouldn't really call that cake.

7points

EVERLEIGH 4 years ago

Um, they do realize that you can freeze cakes? I think there is something fishy about that cake.

22points

Henny Hana 4 years ago

I just realized.. it's boy story 😁

9points

SoozeeQ 4 years ago

That's why they're selling it - gender reveal was a girl! ;oP

9points

Nubmaeme 4 years ago

If you're going to use a cake for decoration, but not to eat, make it or have it made with styrofoam blocks instead of real cake. That's what bakeries do for their display cakes. Less waste and the blocks are reusable.

7points

Mumchkin 4 years ago

Then give it away, or someone should've taken it home.

4points

Mazer 4 years ago

The cake untouchable is probably a cake inedible

3points

Ferret 4 years ago

Boy story?

1point

ThoughtsAreNotFacts 4 years ago

Umm, no.

1point

Bored Toadette 3 years ago

Toy story or boy story cake? Looks delicious though💕

0points

#24

"Went to a place in small town Texas to pick up a gift for a friend. I spotted these toward the back of the store. Priced at $85.00.

But I need to know...who tf buys this?!?! These things are terrifying! Especially that big one on the ground."

sadsales Report

Final score:

96points

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I wish I could live in the ocean 4 years ago

I kind of like them, would consider buying

38points

Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago

Make sure you have a tetanus shot

2points

River Webb 4 years ago

who needs sleep these days?

9points

Hilary Mol 4 years ago

These are Minions from The Hills Have Eyes movie franchise. ...but I kinda like them, too.

6points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

These are minions from hell not hills

3points

Commander Rex 4 years ago

Çhęrñøbÿł mįñîøńš

4points

Lesley Richard 4 years ago

Me. I'd buy one. Love them!!!

2points

murphy's law affected one 4 years ago

These minions are getting high.

1point

Id row 4 years ago

That's the stuff of nightmares.

1point

Mumchkin 4 years ago

If it were $85 for the set, I would buy them and repaint them with Rust-Oleum and put them in the yard.

1point

Linda HS 4 years ago

I'd buy them, restore them and place them in my garden. Neighbor kids would love them

1point

skyfire the nightwing-seawing 4 years ago

I’d buy them and hide them in my windows and around my yard to scare people!

1point

cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

With my awkwardness i would wave at them, thinking that they are real "wow minions!hellow minions!". One of my neighbors put a beagle cardbord at her window and i was waving at it, "Mimi! Junky!" because she have 2 real ones. Dammit! I told this witch that this was not cool!lol

3points

#25

Final score:

95points

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Susan Green 4 years ago

I’m sorry, but I probably won’t mack you an offer.

107points

Yoinks! 4 years ago

"Lightly shat"

39points

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

taking trailer trash to a new level

35points

WildHoneyPie 4 years ago

Somebody had to say it!

12points

Dan Buczynski 4 years ago

Prefekt to mack meth in

28points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Walter White and Jesse Pinkman, express their interest. 🤔

7points

KD 4 years ago

So for $600, I assume it comes with a hazmat suit?

6points

Id row 4 years ago

A scrap yard wouldn't even take that if you paid them.

5points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

At first, I thought it looked like there had been a fire inside it. So I enlarged the picture. No evidence of fire, but they are correct. “It have [LITERAL] trash in it”! Not just old stuff or papers or something like that—-actual garbage!

4points

Hollysmom 4 years ago

Couldn't pay me $6,000 to take it

2points

LH25 4 years ago

Someone might haul it away if the owner paid them $600

2points

#26

Final score:

93points

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StrawberryParfait 4 years ago

Nothing wrong here. Why waste good concrete?

3points

Andy Acceber 4 years ago

Eh, free is the right price for that.

3points

Stephanie Hewitt 4 years ago

Nothing wrong with this, it's free and waste not, want not

1point

Ivana 4 years ago

I don't see an issue with this.

1point

Lynne Stankard 4 years ago

You broke concrete?!

0points

DanieLegz 4 years ago

It's free?! Nothing wrong with that. Why waste it

0points

Mazer 4 years ago

With Murphy’s Law you’d be lucky to get half the bag by the time you get home

0points

Johnny 4 years ago

Nothing wrong with this - prevents wasting the concrete and someone might be able to use it to fill a post hole.

0points

DforDory 4 years ago

Concrete says noooo....

0points

#27

Final score:

93points

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Carole Reid 4 years ago

At first I thought it was a well worn fart spot until I saw "electric".

74points

Vic 4 years ago

Looks like sitting too long left an impression of what the chair 'saw'..

8points

AnnaBanana 4 years ago

Goes well with the lightly shart chair...

27points

Kat 4 years ago

With a bit of skill it can be redone... but might not be worth all the work.

11points

cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

If the black stain in the middle is not a hole it's not a lot of work. I purchased a "brand used" big Marc Jacobs leather bag for 10euros, 20 euros of good shoemakers product for jackets and bags(it don't bleed on other things) and i have a brand new bag. The leather and the inside was perfectly fine but it was a red bag and the color has faded. I just cleaned it and recolored it, same time for a shoe shine, and the bag has a second life.

4points

Vicky Zar 4 years ago

Oh my god is there a hole in the seat? Did someone stick something in there to.... I have too much imagination

10points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)

I have so many questions. I want to know, but also don’t want to know. I mean, it’s like what they say in real estate, “It’s all about Location. Location. Location”. Oh yeah, and ass electrocution.

5points

Obaku the Otaku 4 years ago

Lazy spouse? Light a fire under their a**.

4points

ninjaraph 4 years ago

Ass pounder 4000, version 2

3points

Tamra Stiffler 4 years ago

Pre-farted, for your convenience. Extra stench is free.

2points

JennyLaRue 4 years ago

At least they're not asking for money for it

2points

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

Dammit, how much chili did they have last night?

1point

#28

Final score:

90points

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Jo Johannsen 4 years ago

Why not just give a three year old a couple tubes of paint? Much cheaper (they'll work for Cheerios).

81points

Fish Boden 4 years ago

Nah, a three year old will do too good a job. I want the really s**t 'art'.

11points

im.bored.person 4 years ago

and icecream lol

1point

Ara 4 years ago

I did, and you're right. Similar results, but with a little less finesse

0points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

I'll ruin your furniture for a nice piece of pie and a coffee.

12points

Kat 4 years ago

Ha, now I know what to start doing to make some extra money... :D

8points

Abhijeet 4 years ago

My 4 years old niece would do better, and for free

3points

Id row 4 years ago

This reminds me of my meth head tenant and what she did to the apartment.

2points

Michael Sanders 4 years ago

This may be a Rorschach thing, but does anyone else see some worm boy being hanged on the seat?

2points

LJ Robinson 4 years ago

I see Wormboy!

0points

StrawberryParfait 4 years ago

Meth.

1point

Otter 4 years ago

And this is why I bought an Ikea couch with a replaceable cover. That, and the kitty.

1point

Fanza 4 years ago

Very fast indeed

0points

Lynne Stankard 4 years ago

Can someone explain exactly these 'picture' are of?

0points

#29

Final score:

89points

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Susan Green 4 years ago (edited)

This must be for one of them fancy weddins.

177points

Stimpy 4 years ago

Yea, with "lah-ti-dah" urinals... At my wedding, just covering the church floor with straw and letting it go whenever the need struck us was good enough for us! We are simple folk...

45points

Dorothy Parker 4 years ago

I seen 'em at Beverly Hills fancy parties.

11points

Lola 4 years ago (edited)

Food choices are corn dogs or cheeseburgers.

0points

im.bored.person 4 years ago

so fancy

0points

JennyLaRue 4 years ago

Having to deal with the soggy removal of the bale the day after the wedding is a grim thought

39points

Giovanni 4 years ago

if you let it ferment it will produce potassium nitrate that is a good fertilizer or you can use it to make gunpownder XD

12points

Carole Reid 4 years ago

Hauling it out on your wedding day. What have you got in mind for the ladies?

11points

A B C 4 years ago

Sit on top of course, what did you expect? Don't make such a fuss! /s

19points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

Stack of McDonald's napkins

1point

Amy Kohlert 4 years ago

Are ladies not allowed to use the urinal? Gender and bathroom use is such a fluid thing these days. No pun intended.

0points

I don't like my name 4 years ago

Ew David!

9points

PKMN Trainer Link 4 years ago

UNDERRATED COMMENT

3points

iblowsheep 4 years ago

you know there will be some drunk SOB trying to take a dump in that thing.

6points

Sorican 4 years ago

it's not their fault they didn't slap a toilet on top.

2points

Tamsin Far 4 years ago

Wow. I REALLY don`t want to know what he is planning to do with the hay afterwards....

6points

Becky Samuel 4 years ago

Thisnis an extremely eco-friendly way of disposing of urine. The hay is stored for a while for the urine to break down, and then ploughed or dug into the soil. The hay stalks provide structure to poor soils and the bio-available nitrogen fertilises it. When urine is flushed down a toilet, the nitrogen compounds end up in waterways, where they cause algal blooms which deoxygenate the water and kill wildlife.

30points

Otter 4 years ago

I want to know what kind of restroom this person has made for the ladies.

5points

Id row 4 years ago

Uncle daddy's gonna have a elegant weddin'!

3points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Please tell me they’re not planning on donating it to a farm after the reception’s over. Please tell me they aren’t. Please.

2points

Dean Armstrong 2 years ago

And then what, set it on fire and gross out the guests?!

0points

#30

Final score:

84points

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Casey McAlister 4 years ago

Well, it is real. It doesn't look like a figment of somebody's imagination.

55points

Obi Wang Kenobi 4 years ago

It's a real, fake ring.

19points

Vicky Zar 4 years ago

Shame that it turned her finger green, but it is a very beautiful ring.

4points

Mazer 4 years ago

If you put it on your thumb you may end up becoming an amazing plant whisperer

3points

Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago

I see what you did there...

1point

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Real… Crackerjack ring.

2points

Maria Schneider 4 years ago

Fake ring, fake guy?

2points

Vicky Zar 4 years ago

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Valley Girl 4 years ago

Were the two of you 10 years old at the time?

1point

Tamra Stiffler 4 years ago

I dunno... green's having a moment.

1point

Hollysmom 4 years ago

How is a fake diamond worth $15?

1point

Dagnirath 4 years ago

If it's white sapphire or white topaz (doubtful, but you never know), the stone alone would be worth $10.

1point

Dean Armstrong 2 years ago

I bought a watch like that once!

0points

#31

Final score:

41points

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Desiree McKinnon 4 years ago

It's the McDonald's playground jail. Trapping kids since the 1960s

27points

Kimberly Young 4 years ago

Unblock the number. I have questions for John.

6points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

you can literally see it through the black

0points

A 4 years ago

I played in one of these as a kid! I'd totally have this in my backyard today.

3points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

'Any questions please call'... Erm yes, I have lots of questions!

2points

GlassHalfWay 4 years ago

Ahhhh Officer Big Mac'c head, I remember being jailed for stealing my mom's fries.

2points

digitalin 4 years ago

We loved this as kids. McDonald's was a huge treat and this was part of it. Gosh I'm old.

1point

Christopher Davis 4 years ago

You can read the phone number!!!! Omg

1point

Tami 4 years ago

Looks like the Hamburglar has escaped.

1point

Scagsy 4 years ago

Last used, Chernobyl, 1986

0points

Holly Hofmann 4 years ago

Out of my price range but I would buy that in a heartbeat if I had $1,500 laying around collecting dust

0points

#32

Final score:

37points

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River Webb 4 years ago

my tooshie is too sensitive to sand

3points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Poor seahorse.

2points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Is it weird that I'm jealous of the hippocampus that swims on a toilet seat?

1point

Eucritta 4 years ago

No, this doesn't belong here. There's a market for vintage toilets & toilet seats, and this is a good price.

1point

PKMN Trainer Link 4 years ago

Ohoho fancay schmancay

0points

#33

Final score:

34points

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Ty Stratton-Quirk 4 years ago

Look, just because your arm is broken doesn't mean it can never be used again. Cutting it off is just plain overreacting.

85points

Yort 4 years ago

The saw is to kill the person who broke their arm.

0points

Mumchkin 4 years ago

Hahaha this is hilarious though, well done. You know there's someone out there who doesn't get that you're joking.

0points

Unnamed Hooman 4 years ago

Um, it could be cutting off the cast-

-2points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

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PKMN Trainer Link 4 years ago

I thought it said Need Someone Killed With a Saw

3points

Kat 4 years ago

They are hard to get off, at my work we use a small disc cutter.

2points

Anthony Nizza 4 years ago

How about a doctor????

0points

Otter 4 years ago

I broke my leg and it's still healing, and yeah. I get you.

0points

Lorrie Rothstein 4 years ago

go to thr doctor. Someone else will saw off their arm

0points

DforDory 4 years ago

Is this going to be the California chainsaw massacre?

0points

Desiree McKinnon 4 years ago

Now don't do anything drastic. Just put your arm in a bucket of salt water

0points

Desiree McKinnon 4 years ago

Or go swimming in the ocean

0points

#34

Final score:

34points

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Susan Green 4 years ago

Holy sh!t BP don’t just spring this on someone. It bloody scared me.

16points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Yeah why don't we sensor these things?

2points

Vic 4 years ago

Reminds me of the mask Kevin Bacon used in The Hollow Man.

1point

katrina hunt Premium 4 years ago

That character from that movie was the first thing that ever shook me to my core! It scared me so bad!

0points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

Uhm, may I ask the specific nature of your "playroom" before I shell out money for something that's not serial killer related?

6points

Michael Sanders 4 years ago

“Bill have you started that murder spree yet?” “Not yet. Looking for a mask to wear.” “Say no more”

4points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Looks a bit like Mike Myers from the Halloween franchise

2points

JuJu 4 years ago

Don't give him your address

2points

Alladinsane 4 years ago (edited)

Why it looks likes Glen Danzig ?

1point

Melissa TO 4 years ago

Yes! I thought the same!

1point

Leigh Boatright 4 years ago

Ozzy mask?

0points

Alladinsane 4 years ago

More like Danzig

1point

#35

Final score:

34points

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Agfox 4 years ago

What's the number of that person who wanted the hay urinal for the wedding?

29points

Chucky Cheezburger 4 years ago

Sounds like a deal. Theres all kinds of uses for something like that.

13points

A B C 4 years ago

Murder and preparing dinner come to mind. What else?

10points

Tami 4 years ago

Fish washing station. Stainless steel isn't cheap.

3points

Zenozenobee 4 years ago

*Dexter approves*

1point

Dorothy Parker 4 years ago

Replant that rhubarb in it.

9points

Uber Mensch 4 years ago

Just what I need to set up that buffet...

4points

Nizumi 4 years ago

Ya know - turn this into the flooring for a walk-in shower, and combine it with the prison toilet from another post, and your bathroom starts to get a theme going. Not sure what that theme is....

3points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

Does it come with the rest of the Christmas decorations or would that be extra?

2points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Sure. All the best people have them in their homes. Ya never know when it’ll come in handy, nudge-nudge, wink-wink.

1point

Dan Buczynski 4 years ago

Ghosts at no additional charge

1point

I wish I could live in the ocean 4 years ago

I have watched enough criminal minds episodes to know that there are people who want to buy that

1point

Kat 4 years ago

That's actually cool.

1point

#36

Final score:

34points

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Eva the Egg 4 years ago

Mmmmmm mashed potatoes

25points

ThoughtsAreNotFacts 4 years ago

Some of these "items" are so suspect I'm not sure if the seller or potential buyer is worse. Who is actually buying this junk?

4points

Zenozenobee 4 years ago

for 10$

2points

DforDory 4 years ago

Mayo in a pill bottle? Yeah, can I trade it for some expired xanax? What could go wrong?

4points

AnnaBanana 4 years ago

"It puts the lotion in the basket" guy LOVES this stuff...

3points

Kat 4 years ago

Might be some good stuff made of coconut oil and cocoa oil etc, but looks weird...

3points

Tami 4 years ago

Yes, it looks nice when you pour it into an attractive container and let it set up.

1point

David Blake 4 years ago

The pill bottle is a nice touch.

1point

Danieletc 4 years ago

Keeping the hose again ...

0points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

Something tells me you might put a little bit more love in it than strictly neccessary.

0points

Emowan 4 years ago

Hell why not.

0points

#37

Final score:

33points

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Ty Stratton-Quirk 4 years ago

This will likely be Exhibit 'A' at the trial.

21points

Kristal 4 years ago

Why does divorce=death?

7points

Hilary Mol 4 years ago

Good luck finding one for $40 on less-than-24-hours notice.

5points

Scagsy 4 years ago

I'm guessing it was cupcakes in the end.

1point

similarly 4 years ago

Reverse the genders and then tell me how funny it is.

3points

Tristan J 4 years ago

No different, and anyone offended whatever combination of genders involved needs to lighten up

5points

Peter Kelly 4 years ago

Perhaps never listening and leaving everything until the last minute may be of significance...

2points

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

I think that two people are free in a divorce and I wouldn't waste money on a cake to celebrate

0points

#38

Final score:

32points

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Hilary Mol 4 years ago

If you still bought something after someone said the words "crotch crickets" we can't help you.

27points

A B C 4 years ago

What the eff are stony plain crotch crickets? And HOW THE EFF is anything named CROTCH CRICKET "nothing to worry about"??

18points

Karen Guy 4 years ago

Bed bugs

17points

Nadine Bamberger 4 years ago

Crotch crickets, I'm dying XD

10points

Michael Sanders 4 years ago

For real

0points

Evil Little Thing 4 years ago

Those are bedbugs

9points

EVERLEIGH 4 years ago

Nope, those are bed bugs....if you didn't know and bought it, then you and the bugs deserve each other

6points

Vicky Zar 4 years ago

Being unaware that something exists is nothing to be ashamed about and neither do they deserve anything bad for it.

11points

Nizumi 4 years ago

Good rule of thumb, friends: If you find ANY kind of bug in something you're thinking of buying, DON'T BUY IT! Doesn't matter what kind of insect it is. Doesn't matter if you can identify it. :)

2points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

what if it's a single fly

0points

cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

Lol, youth!She will learn. I once saw a pretty wood and straw chair, in perfect condition, on the streets near garbage. "oh what a find! i'll take it home". I repainted it and it looked very good, and my cat started to scratch himself... "Ok, maybe it was not the idea of the year", Flea treatment for the cat and the house costed much more than a brand new chair lol. I learned.

1point

Lorrie Rothstein 4 years ago

bed bugs

1point

Lyn Moffett 4 years ago

Burn it!!!

1point

#39

Final score:

29points

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DforDory 4 years ago

This is actually cool.

22points

Kat 4 years ago

That is cool. Why in this list though?

4points

Bunzilla 4 years ago

I'm guessing because it's of very questionable origin. Looks like something stolen right out of a store.

13points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Well, if you don’t like the advertising, you can always cover it with the kind of stuff renters use to temporarily cover ugly s**t in their kitchens.

1point

#40

Final score:

28points

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Little Wonder 4 years ago

I know my dad really looks forward to his loose cheese slices under socks every year.

38points

Rukkia 4 years ago

I'll have to pass. I actually like my dad.

2points

I don't like my name 4 years ago

I don't hate my dad that much...

2points

I wish I could live in the ocean 4 years ago

Why the socks?

1point

GlassHalfWay 4 years ago

Why the cheese?

3points

InfectedVoice 4 years ago

If I gave that to my dad he would tell me to f**k off.

0points

kjorn 4 years ago

Unless they're 64 slices of american cheese i'm not interested

0points

Yort 4 years ago

Soy sauce? I only eat chicken or pork ramen.

0points

David Blake 4 years ago

At least they have high expectations.

0points

#41

Final score:

27points

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Pepper DeVoe 4 years ago

Oh dear...

7points

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

why is it the woman that is selling this?....

0points

#42

Final score:

26points

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I I 4 years ago

that aint paint , its rust , still a good set though

25points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

The finish is far too uniform to be actual corrosion. It's a faux verdigris patina paintjob. I have a plant stand that looks like it came from the same factory.

-1point

Kristal 4 years ago

Metal outdoor furniture is actually rather expensive now-a-days

5points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

This would be great to refurbish but he would have to come down on the price significantly

2points

Lillukka79 4 years ago

That's what I thougt, too high price considering the amount of work needed.

0points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

“Could do with a paint”. Ya think?

1point

Seabeast 4 years ago

True story: a theatrical scenery painter was hired to make the fibreglass "roof" on an airport Cajun seafood kiosk restaurant look like rusty old tin. He did too good a job and the health department got complaints about it. This was told to me by another scenic painter who taught a class I was taking.

1point

Hilary Mol 4 years ago

"Must have up to date tetanus shots before you come pick up the set."

1point

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Now i'm really not buying it.

0points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

You could get it sandblasted and repainted, but the price is way too high.

0points

Donkey boi 4 years ago

You should snap that up for that price! Heck, you could pay to ship it to the UK and still make a tidy profit!

0points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Comes with free tetanus!

0points

#43

Final score:

26points

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Kristal 4 years ago

This is messed up

20points

Uber Mensch 4 years ago

This... is REVENGE!

2points

Zoe's Mom 4 years ago

This may be illegal regardless that they are married. I understand her being angry but there are other ways. Take him to court and get as much alimony as you can then sue the person he's cheating with. It's been done and the woman won.

6points

Nikole 4 years ago

Yeah he can sue her for the lost property.

1point

Zedrapazia 4 years ago

So this person sells their partners goods as long as the partner is gone? F**k

4points

Otter 4 years ago

I think it's illegal to sell, and possibly to give his stuff away, but setting fire to the things is probably okay.

3points

A B C 4 years ago

What a douchebag.

2points

I don't like my name 4 years ago

Savage

-1point

#44

Final score:

25points

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Nikole 4 years ago

This is really sad to me...

1point

Bella, Your Kitty-Loving Queen 4 years ago

The 90s called. They want their Beanie Babies back.

1point

Bored Toadette 3 years ago

$50.000????

0points

Lsai Aeon 4 years ago

I could use a few extra "Magic" the white dragon beanie babies. One of my cats absolutely loves this stupid dragon, I need back ups

0points

3ke 4 years ago

Selling individually would be smarter.

0points

s. vitkovitsky 4 years ago

Not buying so many would be smartest.

-1point

Seabeast 4 years ago

Sounds like Weird Al's eBay song.

0points

Kat 4 years ago

Some are really expensive though. I saw an article about one that sold for 5000...

0points

chrissy goodman 4 years ago

probably the princess diana beanie baby. i actually have it and it goes for that much. the zodiac collection is also worth a good amount. i havent sold any of mine yet bc ive noticed the price for the special ones keeps going up so im waiting until i need that kind of money lol.

1point

#45

Final score:

25points

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Ty Stratton-Quirk 4 years ago

So that's why the drive-thru was closed...

14points

David Blake 4 years ago

McDonald's commercials are all that's on this tv?!

0points

#46

Final score:

25points

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Cip IESAN 4 years ago

Great doorstop; can also be used as a paperweight!

16points

Sawdust 4 years ago

It's levitating in a couple of those pictures!

3points

Seabeast 4 years ago

Dewalt is a pretty good make and you can buy spare batteries and chargers.

1point

Mumchkin 4 years ago

No battery either.

0points

#47

Final score:

25points

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Cip IESAN 4 years ago

Looks like the neighbor died there and he was found the next year...

26points

Yoinks! 4 years ago

"Lightly shat"

11points

Auntriarch 4 years ago

Medium

3points

Little Wonder 4 years ago

"Needs cleaning" is code for "Needs to be set alight in a field"

10points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

I don't think they are as dirty as they first appear to be. Judging by the look of the chair this is a "bonded leather" set. Bonded leather is the waste leather from manufacturing suede that's ground up into a powder and then glued to a vinyl substrate. The chair is showing where this 'leather veneer' is wearing off of the vinyl layer. If it was decent quality to begin with it might be worth cleaning for the sake of keeping it out of the landfill.

2points

JennyLaRue 4 years ago

They're not asking for any money and they're pretty up front in their ad

2points

Monty Is Fiennes 4 years ago

I work for a charity and this is the sort of thing people bring in and try to dump on us....

1point

Vicky Z 4 years ago

You mean gross posted

1point

Bhadrika Love 4 years ago

Ugly AND smells like cigarettes? Yay!

1point

s. vitkovitsky 4 years ago

Unappealing for sure, but tobacco smoke repels many insects, so perhaps not infested!

1point

EVERLEIGH 4 years ago

Why??? Whhhyyyy????

1point

Eva the Egg 4 years ago

EEwwwhh

1point

kjorn 4 years ago

at least it's free

0points

#48

Final score:

24points

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Bunzilla 4 years ago

Sounds legit.

29points

Soggy Crumpet 4 years ago

Especially since they couldn’t start it but it’s somehow at a gas station.

8points

Rannveig Ess 4 years ago

Well as long as the owner gave them "verbal power" over the phone, I'm sure it's all fine

5points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

I'd bet there's no title either.

4points

Seabeast 4 years ago

"Someone" took off the steering wheel... uh huh.

4points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

No, dummy. They didn’t try to “replace the ignition cylinder lock”. They hotwired it. And we know that wasn’t the owner you talked to. You’re trying to sell a car that a friend of yours stole and hid on your property. Call the police and report it—-report all of it, including your “misunderstanding (if that’s actually the case)—-and hope beyond hope they don’t see your ad, where you’re trying to fence stolen goods. FFS.

1point

Mark Gill 4 years ago

Verbal Power over the Phone is locked in!

1point

Hafida 4 years ago

I don’t know the system in the US but doesn’t he need the car papers to sell it?

0points

#49

Final score:

23points

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Justin G 4 years ago

THEN WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE A BITE IS TAKEN OUT OF ONE

4points

Yort 4 years ago

That just happens sometimes. Not joking, sometimes stuff just does that.

0points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Actually cute

1point

#50

Final score:

22points

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LottieH 4 years ago

Sod the husband!! YouTube and Pinterest videos are your friends! Do it yourself girl 👩‍🔧

27points

iblowsheep 4 years ago

translation: my husband didn't fall for my attempt to dupe him into doing a stupid project for me.

5points

Dorothy Parker 4 years ago

You didn't say how much for the husband.

5points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

😅😅😅underrated comment

1point

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

F**k that. Go right ahead with your project, and pay someone to do whatever you needed your asshole husband to help you with. Hit him in the wallet like that, and I guaran-damn-tee he will gladly help you with all projects in the future.

0points

Richard Henderson 4 years ago

You sound like a real catch!

0points

Scagsy 4 years ago

And you'd better hurry because the Sheriff is looking for the low down dirty dawg that stole the saloon doors.

0points

#51

Final score:

22points

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Yoinks! 4 years ago

"Lightly shat." (I'm getting a lot of use out of that phrase.)

52points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Lightly roach shat, to be precise. These aren’t plastic drawers. They’re spacious roach condos.

2points

Wally-Tonya Czyż 4 years ago

Each drawer now holds the head of the idiots who went to meet the seller in the woods behind the Walmart....

13points

Cip IESAN 4 years ago

The Body Farm?

5points

cassiushumanmother 4 years ago

Wild plastic drawers are almost extinct! Such a same to see them getting sold by poachers!

3points

Bunzilla 4 years ago

I'm terrified... wtf did they store in those?!

2points

Bill 4 years ago

Probably grew magical mushrooms

1point

Artoonist Corine 4 years ago

ewwww

0points

#52

Final score:

21points

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Kristal 4 years ago

Dude, kid won't care what color the bottle is

57points

Rukkia 4 years ago

Definitely wont care what color the bottle brush was!

4points

Just a girl in a crazy world 4 years ago

Why are people like this, it’s not like the baby itself is blue or pink, it’s just a stereotype. Babies. Don’t. Give. A. Crap. About. The. Colour. Of. Their. Clothes.

19points

Seabeast 4 years ago

I was in a fabric store one day and a grandmother was buying quilting fabric for an expected baby boy. When the clerk suggested colours that would work for both sexes, she said "Oh no, the baby's father refuses to have anything unisex." It was all about ego.

8points

Sadia Timmermans 4 years ago

Having a girl? PINK!!!! This seems so stupid to do.

12points

Seabeast 4 years ago

Back in the days when you didn't know what you were having before the baby emerged, newborn items came in neutrals like white or yellow.

10points

JennyLaRue 4 years ago

It's the pink bottle brush that seems the most ridiculous pink item in there.

9points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago

I can see why you would say that.

1point

Kat 4 years ago

Someone bought a shop for her kid?

6points

Bored Birgit 4 years ago

Which baby needs all this stuff?

3points

Eva the Egg 4 years ago

Why do they all look like...

3points

Leigh Boatright 4 years ago

In the victorian area, it was pink for boys blue for girls. Shows how stupidit is to assigning gender to colors.

2points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Why sell them at all? Did you know that pink was considered the more masculine color and blue the more feminine, up until the 1930s - 1940s? That’s only 80-90 years ago.

1point

#53

Final score:

19points

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Wally-Tonya Czyż 4 years ago

Don't you dare send that message!

5points

Jayne Kyra 4 years ago

Still a great movie though. Along with Kiki´s Delivery Service and The Cat Returns. Those are my favourites? What about yours?

4points

PKMN Trainer Link 4 years ago

Spirited Away, Totoro, and Howl's Moving Castle

1point

Harsh5000 4 years ago

Ponyo and Howl's Moving Castle are great too

1point

Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

Kikis delivery service :)

0points

Yort 4 years ago

Whispers of the Heart is my personal favorite. COUNTRY ROADS, EVERYWHERE I GO. If you guys like Howl’s Moving Castle you should DEFINITELY read the book it’s based on as well! It’s got two sequels, to boot!

0points

PKMN Trainer Link 4 years ago

My Neighbour Totoron

3points

JustABoredwing 4 years ago

Do you also have Crastle in the sky?

3points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Wow. So someone has never noticed that FBI warning, that’s been on every rented or purchased movie, all the way back to the Betamax days?

1point

Yort 4 years ago

Well, it IS free.

0points

Seabeast 4 years ago

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