ADVERTISEMENT

There’s nothing wrong with making a dollar or two by selling things you don’t need. After all, we are all trying to live more sustainably by making conscious choices to consume less and reuse more. But some people have surely taken the logic to the very end of extreme.

Welcome to the Facebook group that brings you the best of the worst of the internet in the comfort of your home. Titled “Sad Sales, Stolen Goods, and Sketchy Services,” it serves as a grim collection for “screen caps and photos of depressing or questionable sales, products, auctions, classified ads, or services.”

Anything from questionable mystery boxes and an object titled “nail art” that will make you cringe at the sight of it, to Edward Cullen’s cutout and a cake from a baby shower that the ad swears has never been touched, ends up on there.

Thanks to the group’s 287.6K members, we now have one hell of a list of very cursed Facebook marketplace ads. It makes you wonder if there's anything people wouldn’t sell for a dollar, and the answer is obvious.

#1

Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

sadsales Report

Ty Stratton-Quirk
Community Member
5 years ago

Bandit: "Screw that; I'm keeping the rhubarb!"

View more comments
RELATED:
    #2

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well….as long as it’s only lightly shat.

    View more comments
    #3

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well, at least they're honest. And they spelled 'separate' correctly, which is another point in their favor!

    View more comments

    If you've ever had to sell or buy a miscellaneous item in your life, you probably went straight to Facebook Marketplace. The holy grail of (re)sold goods that come straight from the hands of sellers is also known as a host to a range of scams, including fake products, catfishing and even hacking.

    ADVERTISEMENT

    If you compare eBay, Amazon, and Facebook Marketplace, the latter is like the Wild West of online selling. Brogan Woodburn from Red Points reports that “One scammer even stole $800,000 from victims through the platform.”

    #4

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Kat
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Someone's desperate...

    View more comments
    #5

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Kat
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I would be in a bad mood also if someone tried to p**n me off in internet...

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #6

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    If it is, its the ugliest wine glass I've ever seen

    View more comments

    Some of the more popular scams on Facebook marketplace include a MacBook Air made of air. “It’s when the seller then made up excuses as to why they couldn’t meet (remember, Facebook Marketplace is for local dealings, so this is a red flag). The seller offered to ship it with tracking, and the buyer then sent the money.”

    ADVERTISEMENT

    “Can you guess what happened next? Nothing was shipped. The seller went missing, and the buyer never got the item,” Brogan explains.

    #7

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Kat
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What?

    View more comments
    #8

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Some Cool Guy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No way, I've seen Return of the living dead

    View more comments
    #9

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Everything_Fubar
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No, it's a gummy owl

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT

    Counterfakes is another big problem on the marketplace. “Since creating or even forging a profile is so easy on Facebook, scammers can sell counterfeit goods with almost no restriction.” According to Brogan, “Tiffany alone reported taking down 2000 fake Marketplace ads in 2017. And in the first six months of 2017, Facebook removed more than 200,000 posts that were flagged as counterfeit.”

    ADVERTISEMENT

    Sometimes it’s not the scams themselves that enrage the buyers, but rather the items delusional sellers are trying to make money off of. This collection of ads is a good example of the bad side that happens on this widely popular reselling platform.

    #10

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Lol imagine barry seeing this

    View more comments
    #11

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    WHY DID THEY ADD THAT LAST SENTENCEEEEE

    View more comments
    #12

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What a steal!

    View more comments
    #13

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Um, that's a Cheetah Cheater Chair.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #14

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Isn't that the toilets they have in prison cells?

    View more comments
    #15

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Kat
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's so gross...

    View more comments

    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Some Cool Guy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No wonder Miss Piggy was often upset

    View more comments
    #17

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    DforDory
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Result of a manbearpig attack...?

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #18

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "Didn't wanna put it up for sale, but my wife made me."

    View more comments
    #19

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    ...used?

    View more comments
    #20

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is like in those maths problems "If you have 125 Shrek DVDs at home and there is a sale at Wallmart, 10 Shrek DVDs for 15$ and you have 35$, and your mom buys you 24 more shrek DVDs, how many Shrek DVDs do you still need in order to have 200?"

    View more comments
    #21

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Just because it's been doused in mouthwash doesn't make it mint.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #22

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "What's in the box??!!??"

    View more comments
    #23

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    DforDory
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What a waste.

    View more comments
    #24

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    "Went to a place in small town Texas to pick up a gift for a friend. I spotted these toward the back of the store. Priced at $85.00.

    But I need to know...who tf buys this?!?! These things are terrifying! Especially that big one on the ground."

    sadsales Report

    I wish I could live in the ocean
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I kind of like them, would consider buying

    View more comments
    #25

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I’m sorry, but I probably won’t mack you an offer.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #26

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Nothing wrong here. Why waste good concrete?

    View more comments
    #27

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Carole Reid
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    At first I thought it was a well worn fart spot until I saw "electric".

    View more comments
    #28

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Why not just give a three year old a couple tubes of paint? Much cheaper (they'll work for Cheerios).

    View more comments
    #29

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    This must be for one of them fancy weddins.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #30

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well, it is real. It doesn't look like a figment of somebody's imagination.

    View more comments
    #31

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Desiree McKinnon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It's the McDonald's playground jail. Trapping kids since the 1960s

    View more comments
    #32

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    my tooshie is too sensitive to sand

    View more comments
    #33

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Look, just because your arm is broken doesn't mean it can never be used again. Cutting it off is just plain overreacting.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #34

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Holy sh!t BP don’t just spring this on someone. It bloody scared me.

    View more comments
    #35

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Agfox
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What's the number of that person who wanted the hay urinal for the wedding?

    View more comments
    #36

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Mmmmmm mashed potatoes

    View more comments
    #37

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This will likely be Exhibit 'A' at the trial.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #38

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    If you still bought something after someone said the words "crotch crickets" we can't help you.

    View more comments
    #39

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    DforDory
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is actually cool.

    View more comments
    #40

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I know my dad really looks forward to his loose cheese slices under socks every year.

    View more comments
    #41

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Pepper DeVoe
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh dear...

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #42

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    I I
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    that aint paint , its rust , still a good set though

    View more comments
    #43

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is messed up

    View more comments
    #44

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Nikole
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is really sad to me...

    View more comments
    #45

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So that's why the drive-thru was closed...

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #46

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Great doorstop; can also be used as a paperweight!

    View more comments
    #47

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Looks like the neighbor died there and he was found the next year...

    View more comments
    #48

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sounds legit.

    View more comments
    #49

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Justin G
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    THEN WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE A BITE IS TAKEN OUT OF ONE

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #50

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    LottieH
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sod the husband!! YouTube and Pinterest videos are your friends! Do it yourself girl 👩‍🔧

    View more comments
    #51

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Yoinks!
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "Lightly shat." (I'm getting a lot of use out of that phrase.)

    View more comments
    #52

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Dude, kid won't care what color the bottle is

    View more comments
    #53

    Facebook-Marketplace-Selling-Strange-Things

    sadsales Report

    Wally-Tonya Czyż
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Don't you dare send that message!

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT