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Becoming an adult is all fun and games until you realize your back hurts and now you need to figure out taxes. Soon enough, a solid Friday night involves a movie and some snacks, and midnight is seen as a pretty late bedtime. 

The “I Am Thirty AF” Instagram page is dedicated to hilarious and painfully relatable Millennial memes. We got in touch with the page’s admins to learn more. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites, be sure to comment your thoughts below, and check out our previous article on adulting memes

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Bored Panda got in touch with Peter and Chloe, the pair behind “I Am Thirty AF” and they were kind enough to answer some of our questions. We wanted to hear how they balanced humor and relatability in their content. “Humor is absolutely a big part of what we're going for, but I'd say the biggest thing that engages and connects our following of millennials/30-somethings is relatability. That relatability can and often does come through something we all find to be funny, but can also be anything from shared anxieties to commentary on what it is like being in your 30s to nostalgic experiences we all have in common from growing up in the 90s/00s.”

“The Internet is FILLED with things that are pulling us apart, creating division, and making us feel alone. We are trying to be a space that is the opposite of that. When feeling down and overwhelmed after perusing the comments section of a news article, you can come on over to our page and connect with people about how weird it was that so many 90s toys had a feature that allowed said toy to piss itself or wondering how we all knew how to draw that weird S thing when the internet really didn't exist yet (truly- this one is so bizarre- followers from all over the world have commented saying they grew up drawing it too... where did it come from?!).“ 

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I Hereby Diagnose You Obese, And Geriatric. Have You Considered Drinking More Water? That’ll Be $3,000. Story Time ❤️ I Had A Sore Throat In December And Went To My Primary Care Doc (Who Is Actually Great) And He Looked In My Throat And Was Like “Yeah Your Tonsils Look Sore” And I Was Like “Yeah That’s Not Possible, I Got My Tonsils Taken Out In Third Grade” And He Just Full On Didn’t Believe Me. Turns Out… They Grew Back???? I’m Still In Shock But Recovered Quite Nicely From My Tonsillitis. Anyone Else Have Tonsils That Grew Back? Am I, As I Suspect, Some Sort Of Modern Day Miracle? Twitter / Kindnessroast

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One diabetes specialist kept suggesting this to my MIL for more than a year. She was so sure that the back pain is caused by the weight, she would sometimes even scold my MIL for complaining about the pain. One day the pain became unbearable and we had to rush her to the emergency. After different tests, they found it was breast cancer and the cancerous cells had spread all over the back. She had 3 cracks in her spine. It was already 4th stage and not even one year after finding the cause, she died. The whole family is still furious with the doctor. The younger ones sometimes used to make plans to vandalise her clinic. (They didn't do it, it was just anger)

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'I did bloodwork to determine what is wrong with you. ...the results were within normal limits, so you'll have to call in two weeks to find that out from a nurse, but only when your anxiety has reached a fever pitch...'cause /I'm/ not going to call you. And even though your symptoms persist and the bloodwork gave us no answers, I have no follow up questions, and my interest in the matter has never been nor could it ever be lower.' -My doctor

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Luckily, when I was a teen with a mystery illness, I had a doctor who was determined to figure it out and promised me she would get me a diagnosis - all of the other doctors I’d visited before her came to the conclusion I was faking it for attention or out of depression. Turns out I have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, which took my doctor several months of various tests to figure out, but she fulfilled her promise to me. Because of her, I decided to go to med school and become a doctor, and now that I’m a doctor, I take a leaf from her book and I never dismiss what a patient is telling me. The best part is, I got to work with my hero doctor for 5 years before she retired.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gonna think of that in case the upcoming scans of my abdominal pains don't give any real result

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These days you often don't get a diagnosis, you get 'Here's a list of several things we think it isn't (but we can't be sure).'

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a knee surgery a few years ago where they placed some screws in my bones. Two of them were too long and their ends poked out of the bone on the inner side of my knee making it impossible for me to bend said knee. You could even see this on the x-ray. But it took the doctors several weeks to admit that they made a mistake and they had some wild theories why I couldn't use my joint the way it is supposed to be - including "Maybe you are just afraid of bending your knee because it hurts a bit." Well... yeah.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I've met those doctors too. Grim. BUT. :-) The reason they do that? They're TERRIFIED. Of: 1) being wrong- frowned on in Medicine. 2) The INSURANCE companies - who are back-seat driving all the time now- and screwing up the doctor's whole world.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here, take this drug. And take this other drug to manage the side effects of the first drug...

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No when you're a woman it's "it's probably hormones" or "When was your last period?"

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, yes, ALL TRUE- and I've got more stories than you do. BUT !!! I'm a biological researcher, and I can tell you the Doctors are in a VERY tough place these days. Half of the conditions that come back from all the tests? Were UNKNOWN when they went to Med school. And are barely beginning to be understood now. I try to cultivate an attitude of "we're in this together" - and good doctors join up pretty fast, when you show a little sympathy. :-)

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When we were kids, the doctors would give a physical exam and suggest medicine. And it used to work most of the times. In last 2 decades, no matter who I go to, first thing they want is to run tests. They will not even suggest anything unless they see the test results. More than 50% of times, the tests came negative to whatever they thought it was. Such a waste of money for the patient

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or "I'm going to ignore any symptom that doesn't fit my hasty diagnosis and get angry when the drug I'm being paid to prescribe doesn't work on you."

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My doctor. We did the blood test it's not diabetes still hasn't done more than work out a few things it isn't.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or ‘have you considered it’s just in your head’. I heard that before they found out I have a very bad endometriosis….

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"this may be your new normal', "it's all in your head", "it's YOUR fault because you are doing....blah blah blah....or NOT doing blah blah etc", "let's try this new medicine, some of its side effects might actually help", and "i am referring you to every specialist i know of so i dont have to admit i dont know".......

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nurse to doctor: "Female patient is complaining of pain in her left thumb after it was shut in a care door." Doctor to patient: "the no skin or bone is broken so you don't need pain killers. Use Ice for swelling. If you still feel pain tomorrow, consider losing 25 pounds."

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take some asprin if you come back ill give you some generic antibiotics, .. Im hoping that will cure your mystery illness, I mean yea could be cancer or sepsis but take some asprin first ill admit you to hospital if I think you are dying..

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eh, you're just a woman, that's how it goes, all in your head

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or, you "should stop smoking or at least cut down of the 5 packs a day!"

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seems anymore they just shrug instead of finding the reason and then just say 'you're fine'. I am NOT fine.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"A test could help determine your illness, but some random person at an insurance company said nah."

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had undiagnosed HCV. My doctor gave me a bag, literally, of anti-depressant samples the pharma rep had dropped off that week. Let's all cheer for the US health system. Took months before an eagle-eyed nurse noticed my blood results were highly suspicious.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Psychosomatic. That's what just about everything is if you have depression or anxiety. My stomach issues too until I started vomiting blood. Even after being diagnosed with a hernia that was causing severe acid reflux I've heard how my mood might affect it from those who said it was psychosomatic. Which, no, it's physical and quantifiable

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Or that you’re anxious, or have had too much coffee?? Btw, are you a woman? Yes? Just f**k off then.”

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The doctors in shows must have much available time. To my knowledge, there are still waiting lists and a lack of medical personnel do there is no time to focus on one case extensively. There are other patients waiting which can be helped easily. If I were a doctor I'd love the occasional mystery in between the same old everyday.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if you are a woman - "it will cure itself after you have a baby"

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, send the patient away to get a blood draw, then when the results come in, message them that everything looks good and see you next year! Responsibility dodged again.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Well, WE can't find anything wrong with you' (said with that tone that's meant to make you think you're imagining it..

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Your just lazy" was my one I got for years. Hey, but guess what? Turns out I do actually have several things wrong about me... Who would figure, eh?

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

11 years. 11 years before doctors stopped saying " you are getting older, these things happen" annd realised i had auto immune.

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Well, At Least Healthcare, Education, & Eggs Are All Reasonably Priced 🙌 #bless (Clumpofcheese / Transllana)

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I only own a house because I inherited it, there's no way I could've got one otherwise

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“You can laugh over the shared experience of being 30-something and suddenly finding the idea of going to a loud bar at 11 PM to be the LAST thing you'd like to spend your night doing when only 5 years ago it sounded like a fun night out. You can bond with absolute strangers over the shared experience of our parents straight up lying to us as kids about how turning on the overhead light in the car was ILLEGAL at night (turns out it very much is not),” they shared. For those interested in bonding over more millennial humor, feel free to peruse Bored Panda’s other articles getting older

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There Are Two Of Us Running 30af. One Of Us Looks Up Asmr Videos Specifically To Listen To People Loudly Eat Food. The Other (Me) Experiences Actual Physical Pain At Hearing Chewing Sounds. Neither Of Us Can Understand The Other. Creddit Lochnessie/ Insideachrysaliswrithing

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THE urge to slap the s**t outta ur sibling when they start making those noises, boy I will put my fork in yo eyes if you don't stop that s**t RIGHT NOW

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We Are Stranded In The Desert. Our Lack Of Supplies Should Leave Us To Assume That Neither Of Us Have Brushed Our Teeth In *weeks*. Let’s Kiss? @katiehanniganforever / Arsonistblue

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TBF, a lot of women probably would stop menstruating in post apocalyptic environment due to poor diet and stress. Then the rest would be getting Hella bad periods due to poor diet and stress...

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“Do you have a moment of panic that your identity will be stolen if you forget to take your receipt at the gas pump? Turns out you're not alone! These tiny bits of life that maybe you've never really put much thought into before are things we love to bring to the forefront on our page and get people talking about shared experiences and fun things that connect us rather than pull us apart.” These days, as millennials age a bit more, their concerns have expanded, with the average US thirty-something being $28,000 in debt

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Paid Leave For All Jobs + Sprinkling In A National Holiday Or Three Between Presidents’ Day And Memorial Day Would Be A *lovely* Place To Start. @loloverruled

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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

6 weeks off (guaranteed) for employees in Germany. It's still not enough 😒 Edit: it's paid, too

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Some readers may know that “I Am Thirty AF” graces Bored Panda’s Funny section pretty frequently. The page has been around for a while. That’s why we wanted to know how Peter and Chloe handle challenges in maintaining the page and coming up with new content. “Social Media is constantly evolving and how people engage with these platforms and the types of content we post changes too.”

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Love That Ari Was *so* Into Feet That She Lit Tra Lee Traded Her Voice For Her Very Own Pair And Then Did A Whole Musical Number Where She Pretended Not To Remember What They're Called Like, Okay Girl. Another Disney Roundup, Friends! @theyearofelan @belleionaire @johnnyrowlands @chasemit @thedad @caseyfeigh @thisjenlewis @itsnashflynn @rosierambles

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hated that story so much. Even as a kid I never understood how one can fall in love with someone whom you don't know at all..

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I See Your Boss Babe And Raise You One Editor Of The High School Newspaper 🤓 Twitter/ Roselia_val

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's always one stranger out there ready to ask if you'd be interested in a "special one time offer." Just for you if course.

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“The types of content that really resonated with our following in 2020 probably won't have the same impact today. We were very much a covid born brand and so much of what we were focusing on back then was centered around the fact that a lot of us were suddenly spending a lot more time at home and on our phones than we had previously. We collaborated a lot with small businesses to try to help them reach people since they had to shut the doors of their shops for so long.” This is, incidentally, quite in line with research that suggests that Millennials are and probably will be digital natives.

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If We're Not Married By The Time We're 80, Want To Go In On A Costco Membership Together??? Romcom Brackets Round One Is Live In Stories... Now! @cameronjawesome Twitter / Someguynamedjon @emilymcwinter Twitter/ Fatumakhaireh Twitter / Notbleachpls Twitter / Madison_burke3 Twitter/ Barryonhere

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And in addition to being considered a loser, she was considered fat...

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“We also spent a ton of time creating interactive content and games for people to spend their time on while stuck at home. For example, we bracketed every NOW! That's What I Call Music album from NOW 1 through NOW 20 and then faced off the winning track from each NOW bracket in an all-stars round to determine the greatest bop of all time (Baby One More Time, of course). This process spanned over a year and a half and people got really into it! By the time we did our final round, we had over 200K people voting every day.“

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20 Year Old Me Would Be *so* Depressed To See 35 Year Old Me Thinks Constitutes A Good Time @vtbee80

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just wait until you start showing your friends the support handles and shower chair.

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“But life is really different now than it was in 2020/2021 and content that takes a bit of time to engage with and requires you to keep coming back every day, like voting all week long in a 20-frame bracket series- isn't something people seem to have as much time for now, so we've switched things up! We're focusing more on live events, getting out and connecting with our followers at FUNNY AF! comedy shows (so far just in NYC and LA but we're expanding!) or this global scavenger hunt called Nostalgia Grabs that we run where we hide packages filled with nostalgic treasures for people to find (starting up again this spring- keep an eye out!). This is honestly such a fun job because we keep reinventing how we spend our time and what we post, and it keeps it interesting and entertaining for both of us as well as our following.“

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Deleting My Mental Health So As To Get Into The Best Head Space For The Big Weekend TV Event… Binge Rewatching Mtv’s Next (2004-2008), Of Course. Why… What Did You Think I’d Be Watching This Weekend? 💅 #bless

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone in Reddit said it was a mental illness? like ?? Sir ?? Excuse me?? what mental illness?? Doesn't everyone do this???

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Friends! Today’s #rescueoftheday Is The One And Only (Errrrm Maybe There’s Another One Too?) Anderson Cooper! Our Friends At @waggingtailsdogrescueny Are Now Accepting Applications To Adopt This Little Icon. Head To Their Profile For More Info! (Can’t You Just Picture This Absolute Angel Keeping It Together Remarkably Well With A Somewhat Lit Andy Cohen On Nye??)

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"This is my baby" would probably mean I'm showing you a new houseplant. My cat is my fur-born son.

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We also wanted to know what criteria they had for selecting and posting content. “Giving credit and connecting with creators is a really important focus for us. We also try really hard to share content that isn't alienating or triggering to people. We absolutely have blindspots and mess up from time to time, but we are constantly monitoring DMs and comments and do take feedback from followers/use that feedback to shape what we share moving forward.”

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Hey Macklemore, Can We Go Grocery Shopping? (Wut Wut, Wut, Wut) Anyone Else Go Grocery Shopping Every 👏🏻 Single 👏🏻 Day 👏🏻 (Sometimes Multiple Times In One Day) And Occasionally Start To Worry That The Employees Of The Middletown Hannaford Are Noticing That You're Basically There As Often As They Are And That They Are Making Up Nicknames For You And Shit Talking You With Other Employees- "Oh Look, Weirdshoes Mchereeveryday Is Crying Because We’re Out Of Chicken Tenders Again" - A Worry You Of Course Realize Is Preposterous But Not So Preposterous That You Occasionally Switch It Up And Go To Shoprite Even Though It's Objectively Not As Good? Anyone?? Just Me??? #grocerystoreroundup @mommajessiec Twitter/ Mr_kapowski @abbyhasissues @9gag Twitter / Mattmcc1 Twitter/ Stop_sweeps_atx Twitter/ Jennalinds @ksujulie @wittyidiot

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Self checkout is for amateurs. At my supermarket they have a handheld scanner so I scan and pack as I go. At the checkout just scan a QR code, pay, and leave. It's heaven

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“For the past year we've shared a different themed roundup every morning featuring a carousel of 10 memes all on a single topic, the topic can range from experiences in a grocery store to Disney movies to books we read growing up. These have been really fun and take a lot of time putting together/coming up with the themes we'll feature each day. A lot of the criteria recently for the content we post is finding things that fit into different themes we're building carousels for! We have a lot of fun with these and post them every morning between 8 and 9 AM Eastern... check them out!”

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Welcome To Your Thirties. You Pay Your Monthly Health Insurance Premiums By Hawking Your High School Belongings On Ebay And Listing Them As “Vintage”. *weeps*

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was 8 I discovered the joys of a brand new Pilot G2 0.7 mm black-ink pen. I don't think I was ever a kid

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Welcome To Your Thirties. You Pay Your Monthly Health Insurance Premiums By Hawking Your High School Belongings On Ebay And Listing Them As “Vintage”. *weeps*

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And "mum has a headache and is lying down" was code for mums got clinical depression and can't function today.

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Hey Macklemore, Can We Go Grocery Shopping? (Wut Wut, Wut, Wut) Anyone Else Go Grocery Shopping Every 👏🏻 Single 👏🏻 Day 👏🏻 (Sometimes Multiple Times In One Day) And Occasionally Start To Worry That The Employees Of The Middletown Hannaford Are Noticing That You're Basically There As Often As They Are And That They Are Making Up Nicknames For You And Shit Talking You With Other Employees- "Oh Look, Weirdshoes Mchereeveryday Is Crying Because We’re Out Of Chicken Tenders Again" - A Worry You Of Course Realize Is Preposterous But Not So Preposterous That You Occasionally Switch It Up And Go To Shoprite Even Though It's Objectively Not As Good? Anyone?? Just Me??? #grocerystoreroundup @mommajessiec Twitter/ Mr_kapowski @abbyhasissues @9gag Twitter / Mattmcc1 Twitter/ Stop_sweeps_atx Twitter/ Jennalinds @ksujulie @wittyidiot

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Especially since this is how you'll be spending your future together anyway

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So if you enjoyed this approach to memes, Peter and Chloe left us with some parting thoughts. “We're growing! Check out our food page iamstarvingaf, our work page iamemployedaf, and our new mental health-themed page iamokayaf! We're also pretty active on Threads- see you there!” And if you want to keep checking out more of iamthirtyaf’s memes, Bored Panda has got you covered. 

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The Deal Is, Willy, I’m Highly Particular About My Chocolate. In Any Given Box, I’m Simply Not Interested In 80% Of The Offerings. Some Sort Of Berry Flavored… Nougat? Is That What We Call It? All Set, Tysm. And What Appears To Be A Mummified Cherry Soaking In A Pool Of Cough Syrup? Who *actually* Enjoys This? Why Would I Leave My Home, The Place Where My Bed Is, To Go Do A Group Activity In A Factory With A Bunch Of Children When I Can Simply Door Dash My Top Chocolate Choices (Discounted Heart Shaped Reese’s- The Holiday Shapes Just Hit Different- And Whatchamacallit, Of Course) And Hang Out In A Space With Zero Children While Binge Watching Episodes Of Bake Off?? @thisone0verhere

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would maybe try to sell it, but I would find the whole thing a hassle so I would keep putting it off until it's too late.

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Relatable Queen @kristenmmm

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In The 90s, You And Your Five Closest Friends Could All Afford *shockingly* Spacious Greenwich Village Apartments Despite Never Seeming To Go To A Job #transponster @crazybitchprobs

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It definitely was. I made 8 bucks an hour an shared a big beautiful house with 4 other people for 250 a piece. It was glorious.

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Welcome To Your Thirties. You Pay Your Monthly Health Insurance Premiums By Hawking Your High School Belongings On Ebay And Listing Them As “Vintage”. *weeps*

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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeh, I’m with you, but it’s a bit stiff at first and hits a sweet soft spot about 4th use

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Welcome To Your Thirties. You Pay Your Monthly Health Insurance Premiums By Hawking Your High School Belongings On Ebay And Listing Them As “Vintage”. *weeps*

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

30s! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Ohhh my sweet summer child

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Welcome To Your Thirties. You Pay Your Monthly Health Insurance Premiums By Hawking Your High School Belongings On Ebay And Listing Them As “Vintage”. *weeps*

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a laptop bag...busting with documents. Someone is in for a depressing surprise if they steal it.

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Deleting My Mental Health So As To Get Into The Best Head Space For The Big Weekend TV Event… Binge Rewatching Mtv’s Next (2004-2008), Of Course. Why… What Did You Think I’d Be Watching This Weekend? 💅 #bless

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do this because I have a weird habit of subconsciously holding my breath. I do. And every know and then I let out a plosive breath.

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Lunchables Of Yore 🙌🙌 Ten Out Of Ten, No Notes ❤️ 🧀 🍷 🍞 ❤️ @monicaheisey

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Today it's called a grazing board and costs about a weeks rent so that 4 people can have a small meal.

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And Now For A Tale Of Two Weddings That I Did Not Attend: Awwwwwww Wedding: I Was Invited To A Wedding A Few Years Ago And Happily Rsvp'd. A Month Later, A Second Message Was Sent Saying Something Along The Lines Of... "As We've Spent More Time In The Planning Of Our Wedding, We've Realized We're Moving Further Away From Who We Are And How We Want To Enter This Next Chapter Of Our Lives Together. That Is Why We're Canceling Our Wedding. We're Going To Elope And Make This Something We Do On Our Own And Are Going To Spend The Money We Were Planning To Spend On Our Wedding On Trips Around The Country Over The Next Few Years To Come See You, Buy You A Beer And Celebrate Us And Whatever It Is That We're Sure You Have To Celebrate In A Setting Where We Can Actually Spend Time Together." Five Stars. No Notes. Ugh Wedding: In My Early 20s, I Was Invited To A Wedding In A Pretty Remote Part Of Washington. I Lived In Boston And Was Broke. Attending Would Have Required A Cross Country Flight, A Three Day Car Rental, And Paying For Two Nights At A Pretty Expensive Hotel Where The Wedding Was Taking Place (Remote Town- Only Hotel In The Area). Because I Was Single, I Didn’t Get A +1 And Because Rooms At The Hotel Were Limited, They'd Pre-Assigned Me A Person To Share A Hotel Room With. I Politely Told The Couple That I Would Not Be Able To Attend But Still Sent Them A Gift Because I Am A Terrific Human Being. They Both Unfriended Me On Fb And We Never Spoke Again. Lol. #toodles @msgiuliarozzi Twitter/ Whattmaddness @ohnochels Twitter/ Danceswithtamis Twitter/ _kayofficial_ Twitter/ Davidtell @themissybaker Twitter/ Aliezzobezzo Twitter/ Squirrel74wkgn @harriet1marsden

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah it’s the grandmas who are really going down on the dance floor 😂

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Half Of These Games Should Be At Least Partially Contributing To My Therapy Bills Rosebud !;!;!;!;;!;!;!;!;!;!;!#90scomputergameroundup Twitter/ Meganlcook @obscuregent @calebsaysthings Twitter/ Y2kewl @aparnapkin Twitter/ Ivsy01 Twitter / Emmaspore

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