50 Painful Yet Hilarious Memes About Work That May Make You Laugh, Then Cry

Straight up facts.

But I am antisocial. If you haven't figured that out by now, then that's on you

They want you to set goals so they can use them as the new normal to justify paying you s**t to do 3x your job

Now that's funny

Guilty as charged!

Plot twist: OP is the food thief

That's a ducking power move right there!

If they're going to lie to you to get you there, then you can bet your backside that they're dishonest in multiple other ways in this business and with their employees. Good on you for walking...

Must. Get. Rainbow. VERIFIED CHECKS!

Yeah no

That is a huge pay gap!

Ooh what a crime, they want to know how much money they're gonna make, shocking. Scandalous, even

I like how he thinks

Ex-employees preferably!

There are no cons as far as I can tell. Been working from home for a few years now.

At least make the meetings to the point, no unnecessary bs

The 6 words that strike terror in your heart. We even named the empty office you’d go into for the “quick chat”, Room of Doom!

Unless they are a controlling, narcissistic boss who thinks everything they suggest is the only way

In other words: if I wanted to reply faster I would send a whatsapp

I have no idea what I'm doing 80% of the time. I just stay focused on getting to my recliner at the end of the day and hoping the remote batteries are good because I don't want to end my day arguing with Alexa that I want Hulu and not Netflix.

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You're obviously a person who gets their priorities correct

Just wear the mask from scream. Bam. Sorted.

Normalize fun resumes! It's a win win situation

8 hours? Who can concentrate for 8 hours? More like: A)30 mins of work done in 8 hours. B)Panic. C)8 hours of work done in 30 mins.

Everytime one of my coworkers say they'll lunch with me I die inside because all I wanted was to watch stupid videos

Why isn't this #1

brilliant

Is this like a modern take on "Good idea, bad idea"?

That phrase always puts me off. It roughly translates to "no one knows what they're doing and you'll be lumped with everyone else's shïte"

Other day, I replied to an email about an issue I did not want to deal with 'tag your it'.

Bert & Ernie agreed with every muppet you chose

Funny is good

My company blocks emails going to the inbox of a person on maternity leave, so you don't come back to loads of unfinished things.

Yessssss, such a stupid thing! I hate it so much!!!!!

Wow... exactly

Today I learnt the word, agrarian. adjective relating to cultivated land or the cultivation of land.

What are snail chores!? I need to know this!

This! I check my social media on my days off, but my Outlook gets ignored on any day I'm not working. Which in summer could be up to five weeks.

Tbh I just wish we could normalize not interacting with people when we're not feeling like it

This. Here.

accurate.

I wonder what that word is...?

The fork? The best thing young people can do is to get in the habit of gatekeeping your personal time because a bad boss will always push that boundary.

Why is it that being efficient always ends up being punished with more Work & not rewarded with more pay?

Garlic bread

How many vacation hours does an average American employee get? I still have 431 hours just this year

Dear recruiter. For clarification, this is the correct document.

What is this "splitting" of cupcakes that you speak of?

Does the US still have a '40' hour week? I ask because most of Europe now is 35 - 37.5, and some places a 32 hr week. Some do a 4 day week of longer hours, but you get 3 full days off to do your own thing.

I need to change my email sig to this!

Here here

Or, thank you for starting a witch hunt as to whose fault it was instead of just resolving the problem with a single email.

Wtf

My desired salary is pizza (when I’m old enough to get a job)

I always remove my bra.

I think I might be Ryan!

I've been technically adult for 20 years and I still can't get over this scam of "structured adult world".

It’s a scam ( told by an actual employee of said copier company) that’s money in their pocket every time you call for maintenance and put in a ticket

I've attended meetings where I wasn't alone, but my thoughts were.

Skype is still a thing?

Shrek was efficient. Company not so much....

just make it suitably vague and unspecific enough that it can apply to any company and any role. E.g. "I would love to work for you because I am an efficient go-getter family member team player. I optimise value for stakeholders and coworkers alike. I trust you find my attached CV meets the requirements of this fantastic opportunity."

I may bite them anyway. even if you are offering me chocolate.

What, you guys don't have a screaming cupboard??

Yes...I say "I got this"; then I'm sorry I said it.