30 Tinder Profiles That Went So Off The Rails They Even Made Cupid Do A Double Take (New Pics)

If you love ducks and tacos then I am your man.

Darkwing Duck, is that you?

You're 21 and worried about your family thinking there's something wrong with you? I'm 30

I'd date him!

It’s a ducko!

I already like him for his honesty.

We always do....LOL!!

Well done, Matthew! Undersell and overdeliver..

And every single one of them is right. Even more so when the holder is recessed, as that one is.

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Brilliantly honest, funny, but still not unattractive photo. But yes, the paper is incorrect.

It is also more difficult for pets to unroll.

It's hard to go under. It's easier to go over. Your stuck in the middle and the pain is thunder.....-MJ!!

Bazinga

We can see that.

I would totally swipe right just to see the broom person's opening line

Got that broom from Ikea?

I'd date him based solely on the armor.

He's cute.

The armor is epic.

Glenmorous

He seems really fun

It's so bad it's good.

Hilarious, and everyone likes a gentleman who can make them laugh.

This pic is very 2000's

I spoke too soon. Reid wins tinder.

This man knows his target audience..

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Oh, please.

I would swipe! Manatee ❤️ although it may just be a catfish.

If you're over dating humans, this might be a good option. Are manatees quiet?

I used to have neighbours who met through the profile one of them posted for his cat, Lemon, on Plenty of Fish. So Lemon snagged her dad a co-dad, and by the time they moved and I lost track of them their family had added, to my knowledge, another cat or two, a couple of skinny pigs, at least one moderately sized lizard of some sort, and whatever inhabited a very large aquarium. So this strategy definitely has possibilities, for anyone seeking a partner to build a menagerie with.

I like guys with cats!

Here I am, Tobie!

I would never consider using a online dating forum, but if I for some reason found myself in that situation, I fella like this would be the kind of fella I'd be looking for. I don't want to hear about how tall you are or how much you can press at the gym or what kind of car you drive or how much money you say you make, those are probably lies anyway. Somebody who's nice and genuine and honest, that's the kind of partner but then again, there's a lot of gals out there, we're all looking for something different. (I'm sure those people out there who want to hear how tall you say you are, how much money you say you have how fast you say your car can go and how important you say your job is.)

I like him. He seems sweet.

Maybe the doctor could help...?

What the heII is this photo?

At least he's honest about his appearance.

They said taste the rainbow, but I guess you can smell it too

Not as good as a pot of gold, but I've been on worse treasure hunts.

Sure, but you must have *some* faults?

and she is horny.....

If I was ever going to date again, I'd post something like this.

What the fụck?

Alright, good boy, I swiped. Let's go for a walk, talking is for later.