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When you think of a Tex-Mex restaurant, you might immediately conjure up images of mouthwatering tacos, flavorful salsa, creamy guacamole, delicious quesadillas, and other flavorful dishes. However, for many people, the name "El Arroyo" brings to mind something else entirely: their hilariously witty signs.

The restaurant was opened back in 1975 in Austin, Texas, and has been making its customers and the internet chuckle with its humorous messages. And we’ve collected some of the very best ones!

Scroll down to see the iconic black-lettered signs that have become something of a cultural touchstone in the heart of Texas.

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QuirkyKittyGirl
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So I meant to do it tomorrow, but I got busy and didn't finish it until last week.

walkabout
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My oldest daughter, 31 now, when 3 y.o.a. or so, would relate it as "A other day." Darling to us but you know.

Julia Mckinney
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For me, "the other day" is anywhere from yesterday to around a year ago. "A little while back" is during the pandemic, "I can't believe it's been 15-20+ years already" is post-9/11 and pre-2007-8 market crash, "back in the 90's" speaks for itself and "back in the day" is before my wedding (over 30 years ago).

Shyla Bouche
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The year 2000 seemed so far away when I was a child.

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    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if one of my blinkers is erratic?

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you don't buy them at the auto parts store. 😂

    Carlos
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just blinked like that white guy from the gif

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    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mother Nature has great PR people.

    Michael Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Namely the weatherman... In what other situation would nobody press charges for murder or attempted murder just because the murderer tipped off the victims of his plans through an intermediary?

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    Klopec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Michigan weather!

    Rayven
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not sorry.

    El Arroyo’s humorous signs make them appear relatable and authentic while allowing them to be funny. Their sentences often poke fun at common everyday experiences, making customers feel like the brand truly understands them. We can't help but laugh along with them and are thrilled to share their wit with you!

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    DisguisedDragon
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I gotta start a string of dad jokes- Did y’all hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere… :D Edit: spelling

    Strawberry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay then, daughter jokes

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    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it can also be floating , flailing, falling or uh mating

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    Audrey Lu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mom, that ufo just pooped on my head!

    Janelle Collard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or if you've misplaced your glasses. *raises hand*

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well. yeah.. when you have sh** eyesight (I get it)

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flittering, frolicking, fermenting, fomenting, frosting, flipping, fainting, filibustering, fertilizing, footballing, or fawning.

    Carole G.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or can't find your glasses 👀

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    Em
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I've definitely employed it successfully a few times.

    Carlos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't take this the wrong way, but nah you have not.

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    Russell Rieckenberg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't that mean, "Don't swallow that, it's a suppository?"

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, I don't mean to be mean but!

    Imjust jim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know, or at least i do, that "with all due respect" means precisely and unequivocably the exact opposite.

    the human bean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "with all due respect, sometimes no respect is due"

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    Jill Bussey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My MIL used to say "I hope you don't mind me saying, but...."

    Will Cable
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless on a box of suppositories

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the intention is to anger the other person it has a 100% success rate.

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this doesn't offend you, but...

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right up there with "to make a long story short" which has never been uttered in time to achieve its stated purpose.

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    Humor is often used in branding and advertising because it is easier to capture our attention with a bit of wit and charm. People often remember ads that make them smile. It is not surprising since most of us enjoy humor. A 2017 survey by Clutch revealed that consumers prefer advertisements that make them laugh. “More than half (53%) say they remember and enjoy an advertisement if it is humorous”. While El Arroyo’s funny signs don’t promote their meals, they surely create a memorable and positive association with the brand.

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    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess there was no room for purse ibuprofen

    Joe Reaves
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a bungalow and I still have bedroom, couch, purse, and spare ibuprofen (spare is when I've run out or misplaced one of the others lol)

    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And bedroom eyeglasses, kitchen eyeglasses, living room glasses, patio glasses, car glasses, and purse glasses All reading glasses only.

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it mean that I can legally feel young if I only have upstairs ibuprofen, even though it really pisses me off that I have to walk up the stairs to get it?

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know you’re old when you have upstairs ibuprofen and downstairs ibuprofen and it takes you forever to retrieve either one

    GB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! We have "vitamin I", as my husband and I like to call it, in every bathroom.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to make a joke about needing the ibuprofen to tackle the stairs but didn't make it that far :)

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    TonyTee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah unfortunately you don’t get paid for being clumsy

    Strawberry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i got payed for all the times i fell in a week, i would be a millionaire

    Dawn Marie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad always said my middle name was klutz.

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I unintentionally perform parkour.

    Jeri Cooley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And always in front of a crowd of strangers ..

    Rayven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes the best skill falling up the stairs.

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    K W
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True dat. Doesn't Great Falls hold some kind of record for 24 hour temp change?

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    Philly Bobcat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in the Pocono Mountains of NE Pennsylvania... it can literally snow 13 inches and be 28 degrees one day and 75 and no trace of anything the next. Yup, we get you!

    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The main symptom of weather whiplash? A single load of laundry includes short sleeve spring blouses and long underwear.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has been going on all over the map.

    Lynette Vella
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again, "Welcome to NE Florida!"

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    A humorous brand personality is more likely to engage customers and stand out in a crowded marketplace. By making people laugh, a brand can create a positive association with its products or services. Additionally, humor can help a brand become more relatable to its audience. Through their clever messages, El Arroyo has successfully demonstrated how humor can be a powerful tool for building brand recognition, even in a competitive industry like food service.

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    El Arroyo's signs have become a unique form of comedy in and of themselves, drawing in crowds with their engaging humor. In fact, they have become so popular that customers can even purchase merchandise with El Arroyo's funny captions and humorous messages. Check out their website for all the goodies they offer here!

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    TonyTee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t, staying in bed sleeping is a perfect vacation for me

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beam me up, fellas, I don't have plans.

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What're they gonna do to me up there? Force me to work inhumane hours without decent medical care and a total lack of bodily autonomy? How awful!..

    Jen M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All inclusive probings!

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aliens, please take me!!!

    El Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for a nice relaxing a**l probe...

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that as vaccination and my first thought, was, oh his, another one? What did I miss?

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought we were abducted by aliens.

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    Phyzzi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's certainly not correct. It's only spelled incorrectly in English dictionaries.

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    Olive Harper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a moment to figure it out too. What he means by "incorrectly" is that that is how it is spelled, not that it is spelled wrong. Now though, I am thinking that you probably already knew that and I am just now realizing that your comment is sarcasm. Sarcasm is not my friend.

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    Ronstantin
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the abbr. of abbr. is abbr.

    Natty Tempest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is spelled both incorrectly and correctly 🤣

    marva@htc.net
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    2 years ago

    Yes it is . It is spelled incorrectly which is correct….get it? That one got me too lol

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    Grace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and did you know correctly is spelled correctly in the dictionary, too?

    Michael Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if it is spelled incorrectly then it is spelled correctly, but that would mean that it is spelled incorrectly but then it is spelled correctly meaning that it is spelled incorrectly so it is spelled correctly but then it is spelled incorrectly...

    Jackie Lulu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the one that made me LOL

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At night when they’re asleep, and leave before they wake up. Perfect way for an introvert to visit anyone.

    two-sided llama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dont remeber to eat their food, watch them when you arent visiting them and leave ways to show you were there

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    Philly Bobcat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my house, it is customary for you to return to yours as soon as possible.

    Jane Hower
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND he's 'jolly' because he knows where all the 'naughty girls' live!!! hehe

    Deth Invictus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even once a year can be asking too much! 🤣

    Andy-Pandy-Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone agree with with me that Xmas should be the same as the Olympics/World Cup. every 4 years or possibly less. Nothing against it per-say but, it does cause mental and financial stress. 🤔

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's still often for a few people I know.

    Wolf_spirit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes so much sense like for all the holidays family comes over

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    M. L. Dew
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear lord, this is so true for me!!!

    K W
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm on the opposite end where I have tire spikes inbetween. Brain fog sucks. .

    CORGI QUEEN
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    race car brain with bike brakes here

    Gloria J Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a lot of people who could use some bumps.

    Thomas Ewing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A slow-bump or sleeping policeman.

    Lynette Vella
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...for my loud-mouthed Aussie husband.

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    TonyTee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 2 moods are “I don’t care” and “I don’t give a f**k”

    Kitty 🥀
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hey, it’s me. Hi me! 👋🏻

    Cosmologist wannabe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's what it's. Oh well that's how grammar is.

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    Headless Roach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being old has a bright side too. Accept it 🤎

    Herlo.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HEADLESS ROACH! The bored panda legend. 😊

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    The Other Other White Meat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My body seems to think I'm 40 years older than my actual age 🙄

    Cassi Lyris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, one day the higher ups just stopped bïtching about us GenXers and started whining about "these dåmned millennials" and now it's "these lazy GenZ's". Just like Grandpa Simpson said, "I used to be it, then one day they changed what it was, then I wasn't it anymore." It happens to is all.

    Pete
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing old süçkś, but it’s better than the alternative.

    MygrandsonscallmeNia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It All depends on how we take care of ourselves! I'm 58, and I can still work circles around people 20-30 years younger than me. Eat healthy, pick a day out of the week to eat what you crave (Faturday) but, don't go overboard! Try to walk everyday, if you can't find an exercise you can do. I don't have high blood pressure, no heart problems, and pray everyday.

    Amberlie Mikelsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is almost as classic as "Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional" (thank you, Aunty Acid)

    Deth Invictus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry - growing old gets faster the older you are!

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    The Other Other White Meat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ptsch... all my best work is done with tequila 👀👀

    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 Tequila makes her clothes come off 🎶

    Indy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Including a toilet bowl

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    Grace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaah.... Boyfriends and husbands... Gotta love 'em!

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    Oerff On Tour
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have 2 of these a year, and sometimes more. Our main religious holidays are always 2 days. Easter and Pentecost always have a Sunday followed by a second day off. Xmas is also 2 days, but of course they are date- based

    Michael Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you have Monday off then it does not seem like Monday any more so then Tuesday becomes a virtual Monday ..

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    ThatFriendlyFox (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its called a sundae… ill see myself out

    Tess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assumed that every country had the same system for public holidays as Australia. If it falls on a weekend, then the Monday is the public holiday. It doesn't mean that you don't have to go to work depending on the industry, but you either get paid double time, or a day in lieu.

    Audrey Lu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's why we have saturdays

    Kitty 🥀
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s coming!!! Memorial Day!

    Richard Low
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the first 5 days after Sunday.

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    TonyTee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I say let’s drink it! 😜

    Incompetent Pigeon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you're saying it. Does that mean you're going to drink a potato? 😂

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    Em
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    El Arroyo always got my back when I run out of stuff to write on the chalkboard outside the liquor store. 😂

    Ivy_Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *in Russian accent* welcome to Russia, now drink or else

    JCM
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you say pig, I say bacon.

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    troufaki13
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to die with no clothes on. That way I'll be forever the naked ghost 🤣

    Dawn Marie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad did and I swore I saw him walking down the hall naked once!!!

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    Stay Off My Lawn
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, wearing pajamas stained with marinara sauce, barbecue sauce, and grape juice: “meh, could be worse. I could be wearing something that doesn’t have pockets.”

    Rebekah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom's phrase is: Don't wear holey underwear! What if you get in an accident!!! The fact that an accident meant everyone sees your garments had me terrified as a child.

    Aidan Pite
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *me wearing a metallic rainbow banana hammock to kink parties* UMMMMM

    Jessica N
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it! That's an outfit I'd be proud to die in. Not those horrible leggings everyone thinks are public wear...they are Not!

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    Otto Katz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know! Poor pantsless guy!

    Jane Zimmerman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS is why I work so hard on my wardrobe!!

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    Klopec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, ha, ha, ain't it the truth.

    meow point1
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that in a Farnsworth voice.

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    Carole G.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG...I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY! I can't help it, I laugh!

    Klopec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that exact feeling!

    Sheryl Thompson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Wolf_spirit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause That happens to me sometimes

    Wolf_spirit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it because you can’t hold back a laugh

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    el mago
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good Jimmy Buffett song

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's from an old country song

    Ann Coffman
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks to Crystal Gayle, and Jimmy Buffet, and it's not THAT old, 1985.

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, cause you're on my blocked list.

    Richard Low
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it when you call a wrong number they ALWAYS ANSWER??

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    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You walk a mile in my shoes - I'll chase you because it's really hard to find size 5 shoes.

    Julia Mckinney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, in my shoes? It'd be a bookstore.

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    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cool thing about pajamas is the feeling you get when you wear them after a long day. If you wear it every day it won't feel the same

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno - during lockdown and WFH I had 'day time' pjs and 'night time' pjs - it was still awesome getting into night jammies.

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    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just go from wearing pajama-like clothes to the office, to taking my bra off and putting on pajamas at home. Livin' that pajama-esque life.

    MygrandsonscallmeNia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get made fun of for putting on decent clothes, fixing my hair, and putting on a little makeup, before I leave the house. My neighbors husband, thought I was wanting him, because of it! I was taught that: it's taboo to be seen in your pajamas (robes were a must, if you didn't have time to change before a visitor came to the house. And, you Have to wear your best when shopping, or going to work! I don't dress to the 9's, but I do try to look decent!

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well.. then you see.. you got worktime pjs... then PJ-pjs...

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, ha, ha too funny.

    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my school would have spirit days where they would let people not wear uniforms and wear cholthes related to our school , but i had school theme pjs ( dont know why) and would where them because they count as school related

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    Herlo.
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES🫨🫨🫨

    One direction addict
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2nd is sledge hammer, third is screw driver

    JCM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no safety if one is not caffeinated.

    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffee and cat cuddles are first. The two most important parts of any morning.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffee is second. A pee is first.

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine too!

    backatya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    saving money and cutting out the greedy companies

    Richard Low
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my dad do this with a bottle gift tube, I give him a bottle of whiskey in it for his birthday he returns it my birthday I return it Christmas (he empties it on Christmas Day to refill it with my return bottle) been using it for about 15 years now.

    Grace <3
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. my mom does this, and reuses every single gift bag we get. the awkward moment when you give a friend the bag they gave you.

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    Harris Good
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My middle finger is tired lately

    Strawberry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my best friend will draw a smile face on her middle finger and then flip me off lol

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My middle finger likes everyone.🖕

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't let it rub against my leg

    KindaGayInnit (she/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did i imagine getting pulled along by your middle finger to somone who you hate 💀

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me introduce you to two friends.

    raisin hippo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 middle fingers… search up how to do 3 middle fingers

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    Philly Bobcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I traded a sea bird for a sausage, would I be taking a tern for the wurst?? (OK, I'll leave!)

    Ann Coffman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just saw something like this (title of a book?) on Jeopardy! LOL!

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    Philly Bobcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drowning is the ocean is the worst way to do this but I digress...

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you do shots, its a good way to get some Vitamin C

    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sea is a way to drink salt as well and I don't see the appeal lol

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    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who u're gonna call.. Ghost Dusters!!!

    Jennifer Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my excuse to never dust was God made man from dust. i'm slowly making a man

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    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont think two hand can carry me might have to use you leg or if you are a man you can use something else

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    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the name of the rather , the run and the rolly roast!

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    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cna we just be like sitting zombies just like obstacles we'll eat but were too lazy

    Carole G.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need walking shoes, obviously 🙄

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    Cosmologist wannabe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does he have to crack all the egg jokes. why??????????????

    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did what was necessary.. he didn't chicken out..

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    Herlo.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember, don’t send these to your dad. Unless you continuously want to get dad joked.

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    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .. or at least a halal food truck..

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    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do it with my eyes open and just stare menacingly at a random person

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do it without thinking 😉

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    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘I’m sober enough to know what I’m doing and drunk enough to really enjoy it.’ Jim Lahey

    Michael Wilmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't at the bottom of this glass. Let me check the pitcher.

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    lil ninja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one isn't a joke, these are the names of the people killed in the Nashville school shooting.The numbers are their ages.

    N Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Don't get this one. A little help?

    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a shooting at a Nashville, Tennessee school. The victims that died were Evelyn Dieckhaus, Hallie Scruggs, William Kenney, all aged 9 (the three 9s on the bottom); Cynthia Peak, Katherine Koonce, and Mike Hill. The last three are the 61, 60, 61 on the bottom for their ages.

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No person is normal, what is normal??

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it only me being ignorant or do German grocery stores not play music? 🤔

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the best part of grocery shopping!

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can't get pickles to last past a week. That's not to say there's not a jar or two of something else that has had more birthdays than I care to admit. But, surely that's not a topic of polite conversation. 😉

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, ha, ha, ha,!!!!

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a joke that there are no farts allowed in my room. My niece proudly made a "No Fart Zone" sign with a 🚫 over a drawing of a fart. Honestly, the fart looks more like a certain set of male anatomy. She's too proud of it for me to take it down though. She's getting to the age that she may realize it, but will have to laugh on the inside like me, because there's still younger kids who enjoy the sign, and how do we tell them why if we took it down. Idk, I'd like to keep laughing about it for life.

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should I admit to often having to look up my own number on my phone because I never call myself. Same if anyone asks for someone else's number because I just click their contact pic, not dial an actual phone number.

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're called aunts and uncles! 🤣

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only own smarty!

    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To office I wear the "on fire" ones.. (from the liar liar fame..)

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    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some pairs are both. 😂

    Zayla Silverwood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what 4-legged A*s to ride The smart one or the dumb one

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    Rwby Couch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know the guy who invented autocorrect died? May he rest in pizza.

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny the other day my mom said “ nobody listens to me”

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    … or something like that. I wasn't really listening.

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    Carole G.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooner or later y'all realize this. Sometimes it takes 40 yrs!

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can barely speak english!

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They would make an inferior copy of it anyway

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    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why I don't go out unless it's absolutely necessary. I have everything possible delivered. People are stupid. You can't fix stupid.

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can with enough duct tape and a flame thrower.

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I wish I was the one!

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about love to hate?

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love doing diddly!

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    Rwby Couch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg these dad jokes are out of control

    Kati Oliver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not like clowns at all. Too much makeup.....what are they hiding???

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hate the holidays!

    Brian Busby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna give an unneeded response to every dang thing. Please don't.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do trees get online? They just log in.

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    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it hasn't always been the 10 second rule? 😟😅

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about 20 seconds?

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pele, the goat of soccer!

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s the easiest house to move into? Probably a lighthouse.

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mad at myself now because I read NYE as "nigh", read the whole thing again, but now my brain thought it should have stood for New York (because my brain at least correlated the initials for the Times Square ball dropping). Took me WAY too long to realize it's for the holiday. 🤔 I should really get to bed...but...BP.

    Krystle Deschene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did the same... twice.... then it computed, so you're still doing better than some of us 😏

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    Carole G.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a dash of added sarcasm!

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I happen to be very petty!

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    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went on a wild, once-in-a-lifetime tropical vacay in January with my best friend... I picked up the slack so much that I stayed completely sober for 2 straight months afterward 😂

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure seems that way sometimes. I hate it. When it gets 3 states further from me than when it started, flies over my state to get to the other side of the country, then just ends up being taken to the Post Office to deliver instead. 🙄

    Michael Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when you see the delivery truck go by and then the status changed to "delivery rescheduled" and you are like "WHY?!? YOU JUST WENT BY MY HOUSE, WHY YOU NO STOP?!!!!"

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    Michael Wilmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glass - when you're on a date. Bottles - when you're with friends. Red Solo cups - when you're hosting a frat party. :)

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    Summer Woodsong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All graphic artists were like - Papyrus? Really?

    WJW _
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it sad that I had to Google this?

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me neither, what are you talking about?

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    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Northwest, we get snow, snow, snow, rain, mud, excess pollen, excess dust, wildfires, and snow. In that order.

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    Angi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last new years resolution I made is the only one I've ever kept and it's been like 10 years. No more stupid new years resolutions.

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phew, if that means less pressure I'm in

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    Rwby Couch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can FREEZE THEM?! I'm too young to drink, but I'm SO craving a slushie.

    George Jefferson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Order a margarita almost anywhere & the first question is: "frozen or on the rocks?"

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    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gut always aches, so I don't trust it one bit 🤓

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    Michael Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then I guess that is a good thing that Chinese spy balloon didn't get yours...

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