30 Hilarious Signs Posted By This Restaurant Make People Do A Double Take (New Pics)
Whether it be contagious, nervous, silent, canned, or full-on belly laughter, it’s good for the soul. As long as it’s well-timed. People don’t tend to appreciate laughter booming throughout the funeral parlor as they’re saying their last goodbyes to Aunt Gertrude.
However, the laughs that we get from the quirky marquee sign messages this restaurant continues to share are always welcome at Bored Panda. This isn’t the first time we’ve covered the ingenious hilarity of El Arroyo, a Tex-Mex restaurant in Austin, Texas, serving quality food and jokes since 1975.
Whilst you’re diving into these delicious bits of hilarity, don’t forget to chew and upvote your favorites. If you’re still hungry after this, we’ve got you covered—here’s another article to help fill you up to the brim. Bon appetit!
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Woke up one morning and there was a brown recluse in the middle of my bedroom floor. I pulled on my stompy boots and stomped, but it skittered away. My attitude was, "well new roommate I guess".
Load More Replies...I feel this. I live in FL and occasional get a palmetto bug in my house. If you don't know what they are, they are a cockroach that have wings. I've never actually seen them fly though. I've had plenty disappear under furniture. They are fast too.
we have them in georgia, too, and i HAVE seen them fly. it's gross and disturbing as f**k cuz it's not a straight "fly" like a fly or wasp or something. it's this weird fluttery kinda glidey kinda thing and it makes this whirring sound. it's just awful! and the worst part is, if you go to spray it with bug spray, a lot of times, they'll fly TOWARD you!!! it truly is the stuff of nightmares.
Load More Replies...Laughing is as ingrained in our day-to-day lives as the need to hydrate. But whilst you’re fueling your body with one, you’re fueling your essence with the other. If we’re to add in another layer of fuel—aka food—then what we’re talking about today would class as a full-blown charging station, specially built for humans.
It has drinks, it has great Tex-Mex food, and it has jokes that welcome you to the corner of West 5th and Campbell in Austin, Texas. The restaurant, named El Arroyo, is a Bored Panda favorite place; we’ve covered the wonderful marquee sign messages that the restaurant has become famous for more times than the Earth has gone around the Sun.
But as with any good thing in life, we just can’t get enough. So here we go again, dear Pandas, and as you continue this little voyage, let me talk to you about the essence of comedy itself.
For the people who don't understand, it says "my house is your house but my taco is my taco"
Thank you for the translation! Although I actually understood even though I don't know Spanish, which is amazing! (Not tryna say the translation was just for me tho lol, just sharing a little good thing)
Load More Replies...Breaking bread with someone is one thing, but I'll be damned if someone tries to break a taco with me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't it say "tu" and not "su"? From my Spanish knowledge it's "my house is his/her house
The phrase is supposed to translate to "My house is your house" in English, meaning a gesture of kindness and welcoming. In Spanish, tu (with no accent) and su both mean "your" (English possessive form). The difference is the formality. If you are speaking to a common acquaintance that you know well or someone in a casual environment, "tu" is used, and is the equivalent of "tú", which is the casual form of "you". Su is used in the formal environment, in the same context as you would use "usted". However, su CAN also be used to show possession in the third person (his, her, its, or their). Which is why it took me months to learn my Spanish pronouns!
Load More Replies...Yes. For the ones who don't know what this says, "My house is your house but my taco is my taco."
Underwhelmed/overwhelmed. "Whelmed" seems like an obsolete piece of old English. Damn I was right. "hwelfan" is the original word. It means to overturn, like a boat in heavy water.
Wait, so if I understand the original meaning of whelmed, to be whelmed IS to be overwhelmed. Being whelmed IS being overwhelmed!!!
Load More Replies...I was hoping someone would remember the sage wisdom of Bianca Stratford.
Load More Replies...*gruntles with Nick* Hey! That would make a good title for an exercise video.
Load More Replies..."I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be... whelmed?"
Comedy is everywhere you look. In music, in films, in series, in theater, on the pavement, in the sky… At its core, its main purpose is to incite laughter and amusement, and, as an entertainment medium, it has been successfully doing so since the Ancient Greeks. The tone is light and satirical, and the story always ends well, at least by the classic literary definition.
What makes one person laugh could potentially make another turn to look at them in horror. The subjectiveness of the medium cannot be understated, yet Alyssa Maio, a screenwriter from New Jersey, believes that there are a few techniques that make a joke, or punch line, all the more appreciated by the majority of the audience.
Yup! Been there, done that...against the prankster of my little brother that is!
my brother sleeps in the same room as me i usually do it before i fall asleep
Because olives originally came from the area where Turkey and Syria border each other.
*pounces an olive* Come on, soft can-openers, who wants to play ball?
According to Alyssa, timing is everything. The way a comedian delivers the punch line, or how actors deliver their lines, can affect the way the audience responds. Good timing builds anticipation. Talking about anticipation, what we expect to happen (or not) greatly twists the narrative and intrigue. It’s especially hilarious when whatever happens is completely random. And finally, comedy is best when it’s relatable, slightly tragic, and when it acts as a means of dealing with the complexities of real life.
However, this kind of comedy is difficult to write. Alexi Duggins argues that it’s often more difficult than drama, but the art form is rarely given its fair share of credit. He says: “Crafting laughs is the most high-stakes form of creation. It is intrinsically difficult, as ‘funny’ varies from person to person in a way that ‘sad’ or ‘romantic’ just doesn’t.”
Furthermore, he states that comedy is part of the human experience. What does that mean exactly? Well, according to The School Of Life, comedy offers us a way of having a better time around things that feel pretty disastrous when we think about them seriously, such as the purpose of our meager existence.
True, when one gets older we only need to sleep wrong and the back is bent the wrong way....
I pinched a nerve in my back turning over in my sleep...I feel your pain is a understatement.
Load More Replies...Guess what? I rolled my ankle today. Not that bad, it's fine, but it did happen.
I thought that would magically happen when I hit menopause. I was very, very wrong!
Sir Roach, are you aware of post #1 of this article??
Load More Replies...So true! I just found out I have arthritis in one shoulder and I'm only 32!
My body is very mature for its age. I'm in my fifties and my body thinks it's thirty years older.
An excuse not to fold the laundry, especially when the kitten is sleeping in it.
Load More Replies...What the artist does with the help of comedy is show a completely different relationship one can have with misery. Humor can nudge us towards accepting the darkest parts of life and to building a greater sense of compassion for ourselves and others. If the audience can applaud the lovable fool and root for them, then maybe the same is possible for us as well.
The gap between what’s real and what’s fictional can not only be narrowed but also closed up completely for a meager bit of time whilst we’re laughing our heads off at the punch line. By mocking dangerous things, humor helpfully paints what is potentially very frightening as deeply ridiculous, and it’s exciting; our problems aren’t ours alone!
Interestingly enough, researchers haven’t come to an agreement as to which aspects of a joke or situation make it seem funny. Giovanni Sabato, biologist and science writer, explains that multiple links have been made between forbidden emotions and the ability to finally feel and express them in a way that causes no real damage.
Hearing in the left EYE? It's concerning if it was ear, but eye? YOU SEE WITH EYES, NOT HEAR!
I actually invited two other misfits to Christmas frozen pizza. Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Sigmund Freud argued that laughter allows people to let off steam or release pent-up “nervous energy,” especially when the situation surrounds taboo topics. When the punch line comes, the energy being expended to suppress inappropriate emotions, such as desire or hostility, is no longer needed and is released as laughter.
In simpler terms, when a person recognizes that an ethical, social or physical norm has been violated in the situation being described and that this violation is not very offensive or upsetting, it will result in feelings of humor. Yet, if another finds the same situation to be scandalous, disgusting, or simply uninteresting, they will simply not find it funny.
Perhaps the oldest theory of humor, which dates back to Plato and other ancient Greek philosophers, argues that people find humor in the depictions of earlier versions of themselves and the misfortunes of others, as it makes them feel superior.
In addition to that, a theory proposed in 2011 by Matthew M. Hurley of Indiana University Bloomington, argues that “humor is related to some kind of mistake.” Life is a compilation of a bunch of misunderstandings, and, usually, it’s only funny when it’s not us experiencing them.
One can still find it occasionally. Just don't bother looking in the political realm.
Respectfully disagree. Those words are often followed by hilarity
Load More Replies...The sentence I utter most often is "Get down!" The sentence Bouche suggests with body language is "You and what army?"
What did we learn today? Laughing is good for you, and we laugh for a variety of reasons; however, our experiences differ from those of others based on our moral compass and personal experiences.
So please, dear Pandas, continue your exploration of these hilarious and relatable one-liners, upvoting those that make you laugh the most! Don’t forget to leave your thoughts in the comments below as well!
And if you’ve got some of your own jokes that you think would fit nicely on the restaurant’s board, here’s a link to where you can suggest them and mayhaps get featured. How fun would that be? Until the next one, dear reader, I wish you the best!
I prefer to measure things in "metric f-tons". One metric f-ton is 2.2 imperial f-tons BTW.
Never take it down, never take it down, raise it way up hiiiiigh!
Load More Replies...This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it SHINE, shine bright like a diamond.
You and I, we're beautiful like diamonds in the skyyyy
Load More Replies...If ever a tee shirt needed to be made, this would be a prime candidate.
Too bad we don't know when each sign went up. This one seems very 2020 to me.
oh so true.. I tell my kid he is weird all the time and he says "well you made me, what does that say about you". little smartass
Same is true about getting to know your own catch phrases... Didn't know I said "Oops" so much, but then again, maybe I didn't say it as often before I had children!
This is absolutely true in my experience, and only if it's in a mug.
Well this is sometimes true but I try to control my damn face. Stop giving me away face, your suppsoe to be on my side.......idiot. lol
Sometimes my face just speaks on it own to you, cuz I have a resting bitchface
Pavlov was such a visionary . . . now I ring my own bell for a treat!
Those aren't snacks. Those are kale and wheat germ and stuff pretending to be snacks.
the cat that is on my back and not allowing me to move. the cat that also currently has fleas.
Load More Replies...Tedros gets imprisoned at the end of book four of 'The School for Good and Evil' because of Rhian's gift.
Load More Replies...I like to take the little ones and fold them in half and have a pizza-taco.
"Do I look like the kind of person who likes to work? NO! I'm the kind of person who likes to eat pizza like a cookie" -Ice Cream Sandwich
The pizza box is nice and warm. *curls up for a nap* Remember the number one rule: NEVER disturb the kitten.
Snitches get stitches. Also, tens and tens of views.
Load More Replies...Every person ever that gets stuck in a non wing place .......yeah I'm just gonna wing it. Whelp next time........I'll plan this out better.......maybe
...or your food! Amazing how many people in restaurants forget that.
My mom definitely hated this word, thought it was absolutely naughty or nasty sounding. As an adult I would sometimes say, “Gee, mom; your cake is so MOIST !” Fork drop by mom. Lol
My mum knew someone who hated the word 'breast' so much, that when this lady went to the butcher, she would ask for 'chicken chests', instead of 'chicken breasts'.
Chicken bosoms. (No, a bosom has nothing to do with any specifically female body parts, except for being roughly where you find them.)
Load More Replies...And me. Preferably water proof. A sharks life is a hard one.
Load More Replies..."You can have any color Model T you want, as long as it's black." -- Henry Ford
Remember when that one city's 4th of July fireworks went off all at once a few years ago? Yeah, I watched that at least a dozen times. (and yet, I still don't remember where it was. Seattle maybe, or Salt Lake City? I feel like it was something with S)
I always put the leftover sock back in the wash hoping that it will either attract its mate back through whatever wormhole it fell through or the Laundry Demons will take it instead of breaking up another pair.
The joke used to be it would come back as a hanger. Then stores quit giving you hangers. I spent an incredible amount of time c. 2005 throwing my socks in the dryer, desperately trying to get hangers.
Most dinosaur sounds in movies are turtle mating sounds that the foley guys make the magic happen with.
Trex is I think a mix of horse roars and other animals... I believe they used penguins too. They just kind of lay them over each other.
Load More Replies...Scientist are rebuilding and 3d printing dinosaur vocal boxes based on the skulls and any remaining imprints to figure this out.
No. There's no chicken in the eggs that we eat. A chicken egg is room and board for a chick to form in, not the chick itself.
A pre-nopetial is the part of the wedding vows where the groom agrees to kill any spiders.
I know right ? Like why is the girl always going into a dark basement with only a flashlight/candle/lantern after hearing a noise and saying….”Hello ? I know you’re down here !”
Unfortunately I'm extremely clingy and have to be talking to people for my sanity <3
I was unaware they ever did. How do you rule a country if you're only 12" tall?
I remember when we upgraded to meter sticks. We tried to sell all the obsolete equipment at a yard sale. Couldn't get a customer to set foot in the place.
how bout we do away with daylight saving time altogether and just eat the tacos??
well, I went ahead and already started with the latter part of the plan.
Load More Replies...Is that the eyebrow or you agreeing?
Load More Replies...Texas, you got nothing on the PNW with unpredictable weather. Last I checked, they're "predicting" the weather to be rainy/cloudy/dry, with a temperature range between 25F and 45F here in Portland.
Texas weather depends a lot on the time of year (and the part of Texas - it's crazy diverse). From now through March, it could be freezing rain or 80F on any given day. Summer is reliably hot though. Some parts get a dry heat, and others feel like Degobah.
Load More Replies...so basically, thanksgiving is you getting gifts, and this is you giving them
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oh man my kids are obsessed with this song... it's been stuck in my head for weeks!
This was hilarious, and I'm gonna make every quote into a shirt
This was hilarious, and I'm gonna make every quote into a shirt
