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Whether it be contagious, nervous, silent, canned, or full-on belly laughter, it’s good for the soul. As long as it’s well-timed. People don’t tend to appreciate laughter booming throughout the funeral parlor as they’re saying their last goodbyes to Aunt Gertrude. 

However, the laughs that we get from the quirky marquee sign messages this restaurant continues to share are always welcome at Bored Panda. This isn’t the first time we’ve covered the ingenious hilarity of El Arroyo, a Tex-Mex restaurant in Austin, Texas, serving quality food and jokes since 1975. 

Whilst you’re diving into these delicious bits of hilarity, don’t forget to chew and upvote your favorites. If you’re still hungry after this, we’ve got you covered—here’s another article to help fill you up to the brim. Bon appetit! 

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Woke up one morning and there was a brown recluse in the middle of my bedroom floor. I pulled on my stompy boots and stomped, but it skittered away. My attitude was, "well new roommate I guess".

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Emma Kilcup
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What about a Roach's head? Is this you origin story, Headless Roach?

Gwen
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where's Headless Roach when you need him?!

featherytoad
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel this. I live in FL and occasional get a palmetto bug in my house. If you don't know what they are, they are a cockroach that have wings. I've never actually seen them fly though. I've had plenty disappear under furniture. They are fast too.

Lupita Nyong'heaux
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

we have them in georgia, too, and i HAVE seen them fly. it's gross and disturbing as f**k cuz it's not a straight "fly" like a fly or wasp or something. it's this weird fluttery kinda glidey kinda thing and it makes this whirring sound. it's just awful! and the worst part is, if you go to spray it with bug spray, a lot of times, they'll fly TOWARD you!!! it truly is the stuff of nightmares.

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Claudia Dugral
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like to burn down the hotel. Never had one at home. Yikes.

LizaJean
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That summer in South Carolina

Sweet_Dee
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Especially those flying roaches they have in Austin! Bigger than some mice I've seen! :: Shudder::

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Laughing is as ingrained in our day-to-day lives as the need to hydrate. But whilst you’re fueling your body with one, you’re fueling your essence with the other. If we’re to add in another layer of fuel—aka food—then what we’re talking about today would class as a full-blown charging station, specially built for humans.

It has drinks, it has great Tex-Mex food, and it has jokes that welcome you to the corner of West 5th and Campbell in Austin, Texas. The restaurant, named El Arroyo, is a Bored Panda favorite place; we’ve covered the wonderful marquee sign messages that the restaurant has become famous for more times than the Earth has gone around the Sun. 

But as with any good thing in life, we just can’t get enough. So here we go again, dear Pandas, and as you continue this little voyage, let me talk to you about the essence of comedy itself. 

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    Your Local Slytherin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the people who don't understand, it says "my house is your house but my taco is my taco"

    Mel The Axolotl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for the translation! Although I actually understood even though I don't know Spanish, which is amazing! (Not tryna say the translation was just for me tho lol, just sharing a little good thing)

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    LizaJean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Su Taco es mi taco tambien.

    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breaking bread with someone is one thing, but I'll be damned if someone tries to break a taco with me.

    Jellicle bat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't it say "tu" and not "su"? From my Spanish knowledge it's "my house is his/her house

    Me. Just Me.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The phrase is supposed to translate to "My house is your house" in English, meaning a gesture of kindness and welcoming. In Spanish, tu (with no accent) and su both mean "your" (English possessive form). The difference is the formality. If you are speaking to a common acquaintance that you know well or someone in a casual environment, "tu" is used, and is the equivalent of "tú", which is the casual form of "you". Su is used in the formal environment, in the same context as you would use "usted". However, su CAN also be used to show possession in the third person (his, her, its, or their). Which is why it took me months to learn my Spanish pronouns!

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    R1MV4Superleggera
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww yeah! Tacos are sacred! Mmm! Tacos! 5 al pastor por favor!

    Ghaniyah Verma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. For the ones who don't know what this says, "My house is your house but my taco is my taco."

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Underwhelmed/overwhelmed. "Whelmed" seems like an obsolete piece of old English. Damn I was right. "hwelfan" is the original word. It means to overturn, like a boat in heavy water.

    Britches are for everyone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, so if I understand the original meaning of whelmed, to be whelmed IS to be overwhelmed. Being whelmed IS being overwhelmed!!!

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    Minath
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can in Europe - 10 things I hate about you reference.

    Cara G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was hoping someone would remember the sage wisdom of Bianca Stratford.

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    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gruntles with Nick* Hey! That would make a good title for an exercise video.

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    OhBlahDi OhBlahDa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be... whelmed?"

    Nat of Clan P
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bloody love this! This is my kind of thing. haha.

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    Comedy is everywhere you look. In music, in films, in series, in theater, on the pavement, in the sky… At its core, its main purpose is to incite laughter and amusement, and, as an entertainment medium, it has been successfully doing so since the Ancient Greeks. The tone is light and satirical, and the story always ends well, at least by the classic literary definition.  

    What makes one person laugh could potentially make another turn to look at them in horror. The subjectiveness of the medium cannot be understated, yet Alyssa Maio, a screenwriter from New Jersey, believes that there are a few techniques that make a joke, or punch line, all the more appreciated by the majority of the audience. 

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    R1MV4Superleggera
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup! Been there, done that...against the prankster of my little brother that is!

    Ghaniyah Verma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I have no idea how to get revenge on my parents.

    Moezzzz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This place is in Austin and is a treasured landmark for the best freakin tacos and margaritas!

    LizaJean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll sleep sounding for doing so

    Sweet_Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Done.

    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or vengeance. *laughs in evil plotting

    Henry Russell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my brother sleeps in the same room as me i usually do it before i fall asleep

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    Demongrrrrl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also a way to avoid meeting people. "You're on the list! Back off!"

    Sir Panda
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk man, do you really want to meet next hitler or putin or ...

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    Pound Cake
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because olives originally came from the area where Turkey and Syria border each other.

    Peppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greece home of philosophy

    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *pounces an olive* Come on, soft can-openers, who wants to play ball?

    According to Alyssa, timing is everything. The way a comedian delivers the punch line, or how actors deliver their lines, can affect the way the audience responds. Good timing builds anticipation. Talking about anticipation, what we expect to happen (or not) greatly twists the narrative and intrigue. It’s especially hilarious when whatever happens is completely random. And finally, comedy is best when it’s relatable, slightly tragic, and when it acts as a means of dealing with the complexities of real life. 

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    However, this kind of comedy is difficult to write. Alexi Duggins argues that it’s often more difficult than drama, but the art form is rarely given its fair share of credit. He says: “Crafting laughs is the most high-stakes form of creation. It is intrinsically difficult, as ‘funny’ varies from person to person in a way that ‘sad’ or ‘romantic’ just doesn’t.” 

    Furthermore, he states that comedy is part of the human experience. What does that mean exactly? Well, according to The School Of Life, comedy offers us a way of having a better time around things that feel pretty disastrous when we think about them seriously, such as the purpose of our meager existence. 

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    H G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, when one gets older we only need to sleep wrong and the back is bent the wrong way....

    Darla Gross
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pinched a nerve in my back turning over in my sleep...I feel your pain is a understatement.

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    Ghaniyah Verma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess what? I rolled my ankle today. Not that bad, it's fine, but it did happen.

    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then roll a joint and feel better

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    tuzdayschild
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On that magical day when you "grow up". I'm still waiting.

    Darla Gross
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that would magically happen when I hit menopause. I was very, very wrong!

    Richard Wareham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know. I've never been this old before.

    mark glass
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    Ageing is mandatory; maturity, optional.

    WA2DK
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    44 and still waiting........

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    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true! I just found out I have arthritis in one shoulder and I'm only 32!

    Demongrrrrl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My body is very mature for its age. I'm in my fifties and my body thinks it's thirty years older.

    Becca Kuehn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true! My back went out folding laundry last week. 😒

    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An excuse not to fold the laundry, especially when the kitten is sleeping in it.

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    Icecream Sarang
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s 25 today, and I feel this in my bones…literally.

    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt that one. Not sure where, but it hurts.

    The Veil of Fire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honesty is the best policy but this hurts.

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    What the artist does with the help of comedy is show a completely different relationship one can have with misery. Humor can nudge us towards accepting the darkest parts of life and to building a greater sense of compassion for ourselves and others. If the audience can applaud the lovable fool and root for them, then maybe the same is possible for us as well. 

    The gap between what’s real and what’s fictional can not only be narrowed but also closed up completely for a meager bit of time whilst we’re laughing our heads off at the punch line. By mocking dangerous things, humor helpfully paints what is potentially very frightening as deeply ridiculous, and it’s exciting; our problems aren’t ours alone! 

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    Interestingly enough, researchers haven’t come to an agreement as to which aspects of a joke or situation make it seem funny. Giovanni Sabato, biologist and science writer, explains that multiple links have been made between forbidden emotions and the ability to finally feel and express them in a way that causes no real damage. 

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    Marleinah Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you can still see out of both ears!!

    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly why I don't take unnecessary risks.

    Henry Russell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    day 14 i cant see how of my mouth and my ear isnt tasting anymore

    Ghaniyah Verma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hearing in the left EYE? It's concerning if it was ear, but eye? YOU SEE WITH EYES, NOT HEAR!

    Tsunami Bigwaves
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and lost sight in my right nostril.

    Veronica Thomas Hickie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow knew it! And my blood pressure is super high too

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    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually invited two other misfits to Christmas frozen pizza. Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?

    Alditekim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you go through the front door of your house to go to the party? Gotcha.

    Sigmund Freud argued that laughter allows people to let off steam or release pent-up “nervous energy,” especially when the situation surrounds taboo topics. When the punch line comes, the energy being expended to suppress inappropriate emotions, such as desire or hostility, is no longer needed and is released as laughter.

    In simpler terms, when a person recognizes that an ethical, social or physical norm has been violated in the situation being described and that this violation is not very offensive or upsetting, it will result in feelings of humor. Yet, if another finds the same situation to be scandalous, disgusting, or simply uninteresting, they will simply not find it funny. 

    Perhaps the oldest theory of humor, which dates back to Plato and other ancient Greek philosophers, argues that people find humor in the depictions of earlier versions of themselves and the misfortunes of others, as it makes them feel superior. 

    In addition to that, a theory proposed in 2011 by Matthew M. Hurley of Indiana University Bloomington, argues that “humor is related to some kind of mistake.” Life is a compilation of a bunch of misunderstandings, and, usually, it’s only funny when it’s not us experiencing them. 

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    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It helps to have a sock-killing kitten.

    Jorie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will grow old but I refuse to grow up!

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Common sense is not common anymore

    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Common sense is not so common. Improve your mind eat lots of salmon

    mark glass
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One can still find it occasionally. Just don't bother looking in the political realm.

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    Robert Gray
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beats, "hold my beer and watch this".

    Luna Crow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Respectfully disagree. Those words are often followed by hilarity

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    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sentence I utter most often is "Get down!" The sentence Bouche suggests with body language is "You and what army?"

    What did we learn today? Laughing is good for you, and we laugh for a variety of reasons; however, our experiences differ from those of others based on our moral compass and personal experiences. 

    So please, dear Pandas, continue your exploration of these hilarious and relatable one-liners, upvoting those that make you laugh the most! Don’t forget to leave your thoughts in the comments below as well! 

    And if you’ve got some of your own jokes that you think would fit nicely on the restaurant’s board, here’s a link to where you can suggest them and mayhaps get featured. How fun would that be? Until the next one, dear reader, I wish you the best!

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    Eris Kallisti
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Trent Reznor was a yoga instructor

    Tyler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I relate to this too much

    Mrs Irish Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hungover yoga is a downward spiral

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer to measure things in "metric f-tons". One metric f-ton is 2.2 imperial f-tons BTW.

    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bananas are the only form of measurement that counts.

    Gwen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However a butt and a tun are measurements as well!

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    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Shines weirdo light for fellow weirdos to find*

    CrazyCatLady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *walks towards you in a hypnotized daze*

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    Keller Worthen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let your freak flag wave, let your freak flag fly!

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never take it down, never take it down, raise it way up hiiiiigh!

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    Baseball is Life
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES!!!! Turning on the brights

    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it SHINE, shine bright like a diamond.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Light up the beacon, Alfred.

    D. Pitbull
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So.. be... a weirdo lighthouse? Okay. I like waterfront property...

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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh so true.. I tell my kid he is weird all the time and he says "well you made me, what does that say about you". little smartass

    It's just me
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh it's definitely coming back around to me!

    Ghaniyah Verma
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't need one to know. I already know.

    Pizzagirl 91
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same is true about getting to know your own catch phrases... Didn't know I said "Oops" so much, but then again, maybe I didn't say it as often before I had children!

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha yes!! Raising 2 weirdo minions = cheat code for life

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    Connie Martin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my favorite reply to people who make rude comments on FB

    meow point1
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things can be amazing, but in a bad way.

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    Lisa H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a shirt that says "decaf tastes like a*s".

    RJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it's more effective if you freeze it first.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bigger the coffee mug, the better.

    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is absolutely true in my experience, and only if it's in a mug.

    Sir Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, everyone chill af, decaf

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    Fluffy mommy panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well this is sometimes true but I try to control my damn face. Stop giving me away face, your suppsoe to be on my side.......idiot. lol

    Martina Ericsson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes my face just speaks on it own to you, cuz I have a resting bitchface

    Satan Laughs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m Italian and this. This. Hits. Home.

    Me.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sax from Red Mars is the incarnation of this

    Octavia Hansen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to say mean things . . . so I THINK them REALLY LOUD!

    Baseball is Life
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guilty as charged

    Wendy O'Shea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My face always says it. I could never play poker and bluff.

    HardieBoysMama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't control what my face says!!! 😐

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    Little Phoenix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as I'm winning, I'll keep playing

    Octavia Hansen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pavlov was such a visionary . . . now I ring my own bell for a treat!

    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those aren't snacks. Those are kale and wheat germ and stuff pretending to be snacks.

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    aZZy_d3Lta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the cat that is on my back and not allowing me to move. the cat that also currently has fleas.

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    Marleinah Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I care about 3 furry little people.

    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully I'll be able to get a fence, because Bouche needs a dog.

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahem... please keep your presents.

    Ghaniyah Verma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tedros gets imprisoned at the end of book four of 'The School for Good and Evil' because of Rhian's gift.

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    Deppression
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not going to be a merry Christmas

    Ghaniyah Verma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Or you could spend Christmas alone. It's far better.

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lose the "pi"and I'll take the onion instead...

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to take the little ones and fold them in half and have a pizza-taco.

    aZZy_d3Lta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do I look like the kind of person who likes to work? NO! I'm the kind of person who likes to eat pizza like a cookie" -Ice Cream Sandwich

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pizza box is nice and warm. *curls up for a nap* Remember the number one rule: NEVER disturb the kitten.

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    Alditekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong, that's the sound of shocked cats running. Might want to change your muffler.

    Jeremy Evans
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the cat comment must have been affecting you

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    Fluffy mommy panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every person ever that gets stuck in a non wing place .......yeah I'm just gonna wing it. Whelp next time........I'll plan this out better.......maybe

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    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...or your food! Amazing how many people in restaurants forget that.

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    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if that's how Poor Man's Poison got started.

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    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom definitely hated this word, thought it was absolutely naughty or nasty sounding. As an adult I would sometimes say, “Gee, mom; your cake is so MOIST !” Fork drop by mom. Lol

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum knew someone who hated the word 'breast' so much, that when this lady went to the butcher, she would ask for 'chicken chests', instead of 'chicken breasts'.

    the Return of Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken bosoms. (No, a bosom has nothing to do with any specifically female body parts, except for being roughly where you find them.)

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    HardieBoysMama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I quit Christmas with the fam!

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    AnAntiqueGeek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You can have any color Model T you want, as long as it's black." -- Henry Ford

    setsuriseikou
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I somehow feel seen and offended at the same time.

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    Ga Di
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of us is smarter than you

    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I can't force you to be right, can I?

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    Amy E
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lies. I like the ones where happiness turns to screaming.

    Alexej Dvorak
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember when that one city's 4th of July fireworks went off all at once a few years ago? Yeah, I watched that at least a dozen times. (and yet, I still don't remember where it was. Seattle maybe, or Salt Lake City? I feel like it was something with S)

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    Henry Wiltamuth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....eeeeeeheheeeeheeeEEEeEEEhEEEUM-BUM-BUH-WAYY

    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight!

    JesseyM
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and now I have that song stuck in my head

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    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if I put Tupperware lids in the dryer, will I get my socks back ?

    Hobby Hopper
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh you should *definitely* do that. ;)

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    Theoretical Empiricist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always put the leftover sock back in the wash hoping that it will either attract its mate back through whatever wormhole it fell through or the Laundry Demons will take it instead of breaking up another pair.

    the Return of Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joke used to be it would come back as a hanger. Then stores quit giving you hangers. I spent an incredible amount of time c. 2005 throwing my socks in the dryer, desperately trying to get hangers.

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    Ivoriesablaze
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another reason Apple won't ever make cars, they won't have windows.

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    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most dinosaur sounds in movies are turtle mating sounds that the foley guys make the magic happen with.

    Persephone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trex is I think a mix of horse roars and other animals... I believe they used penguins too. They just kind of lay them over each other.

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    Virgil Blue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scientist are rebuilding and 3d printing dinosaur vocal boxes based on the skulls and any remaining imprints to figure this out.

    Sandy D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to think they meowed kittens, even the really big ones

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    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the way cats react to a can opener.

    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slobber all over the place

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    the Return of Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pre-nopetial is the part of the wedding vows where the groom agrees to kill any spiders.

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    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know right ? Like why is the girl always going into a dark basement with only a flashlight/candle/lantern after hearing a noise and saying….”Hello ? I know you’re down here !”

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And man, you'd better answer, "yes dear" or you're toast.

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The point acceptable answer to that question is since version of "yes, of course "

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    Greengrass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And its all downhill from there!

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was unaware they ever did. How do you rule a country if you're only 12" tall?

    Koos Bezemer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, they're not making them any shorter either

    the Return of Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when we upgraded to meter sticks. We tried to sell all the obsolete equipment at a yard sale. Couldn't get a customer to set foot in the place.

    eMpTy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When metric rulers became available, they were sold 144 to the box. I thought that was gross.

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    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how bout we do away with daylight saving time altogether and just eat the tacos??

    Alexej Dvorak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, I went ahead and already started with the latter part of the plan.

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    Jack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p! I actually do have a favorite.

    gotham-panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite eyebrow is Dwayne Johnson's.

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    Daria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it was mean to be ironic. For those who were wondering: there's a movie "Don't worry darling".

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It had to happen some time, El Arroyo's first [untruth].

    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be of a different world

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    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's just what they'll do!

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    SH Holmes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love oatmeal raisin cookies, but they give me heartburn. I eat oatmeal chocolate chip cookies instead.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Texas, you got nothing on the PNW with unpredictable weather. Last I checked, they're "predicting" the weather to be rainy/cloudy/dry, with a temperature range between 25F and 45F here in Portland.

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Texas weather depends a lot on the time of year (and the part of Texas - it's crazy diverse). From now through March, it could be freezing rain or 80F on any given day. Summer is reliably hot though. Some parts get a dry heat, and others feel like Degobah.

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    Andrei Marentette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so basically, thanksgiving is you getting gifts, and this is you giving them

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    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah... love it when the buckeyes do that too...

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    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it’s called high fructose corn syrup!

    Andrei Marentette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ey Go!

    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh man my kids are obsessed with this song... it's been stuck in my head for weeks!

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