that's kinda genius, i'd high five that wee guy

“We have gingers who will die”....ha ha ha

😂😂

Ayee that's so smart!!!

True!

Great workplace ethics right there.

Hahahahahahahaha!

It's a statue of the Duke of Wellington in Glasgow in front of the gallery of modern art. People continuously put a traffic cone or cones on the statue's head and it has become a tradition, though not encouraged by the authorities.

Just lettuce assume he turniped from a human bean into a total spud muffin. But I carrot produce any rock salad evidence for that.

I've done this with a salt spray of some kind, lol.

What did she think the water was for, flowers just like a little swim? LOL

Could someone explain for the non-native english speaker please?

Notice they have no brain but they have a woman there. You can figure out what I am trying to say for yourselves.

Oh WOW. I have no words! HAHAHA

Masterful.

Epic response .

This pretty much every old statue.

Nice memorial I'd say, we need one for Trump as well

I was trying to understand how a bird could yell something to anyone, let alone to a bairn (i thought who wrote the thing mispelled 'barn') and then I got it... Sorry, Italian here...

Bit of a shitty job.

Yes! And they pronounce 'horror' as 'hrrrr'.

Well, I have put on a bit of weight during lockdown.

Ohhh, no thanks though

Where can I get the confidence to be like him?

Absolutely. This is the truth, we take off our cardigans if it went past 12 degrees.

Damn.. This ginger's a bit fiery. lol

Sounds like Detroit

But still it's better than murica

only 4 months? i waited for year and 2 months, but at least mine looks much better :D

I just think it's funny ya'll.

Love you, mum

Aaaand THAT’S where they got that bigger heart…. (I’ll go quietly, I promise)…

Yep, you’re a real little pisher, aren’t you?

It’ll buff out.

As far as I know dogs shouldn't be given alcohol? Correct me if I am wrong

It really brought out the salmon of the garage.

Fair enough.

There's some truth in this.

How many bears could bear grylls grill if bear grylls could grill bears??

Got the Welsh flag up, too

At the very least he could have E I E I O'd her.

Limmy is a genius.

My brain couldn’t decide between “have a good day” and “have a good one” so it settled for “have a goog dun.”

Carny operator

Ah, nice and cosy

Burn.

Decent colour on your brew there as well

Ever listen to a Philadelphian? Wooder, fiddy cent, hunnerd dollerz, rattyator...

Every time

BP's bad word blockers can't handle the amount of cussing in these Scottish tweets.

Nobody drinks Buckie for the taste, revolting stuff but gets you messed up.

lol yup

Wait till you try Strip the Willow!

So freezing cold then

There was a photo of some daftie in Glesca sitting oot side having a meal the other day.

"C**t" is the Scottish "smurf". They just stick into any sentence anywhere.