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Deciding on a name for your pet is a big deal. You’re choosing a moniker that they’ll have for the rest of their lives. And your creativity and wit might just brighten up someone else’s day.

X users inspired owners to share the funny, ridiculous, and awesome names they’ve given their pets that ended up making their veterinarians and vet pharmacists laugh way harder than they expected to. Scroll down for some wholesomeness and a big dollop of inspiration.

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    Tweet sharing a ridiculous pet name Burnt Toast used for a cat at the vet, highlighting funny pet names people share online.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old gray cat was named Wintressia. I got her when I was 15 or 16 and sort of made up the name - I was into Dungeons and Dragons at that time and I got her in the winter, so I kinda just made a fantasy-sounding edit to the word "winter", lol. I pronounced her name "win-tress-ee-uh", but (understandably) the vet staff used to struggle with pronouncing it when getting called back into the room. So we just all started calling her "Win-Win" for short XD

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    If you love animals and want to work with them, there are tons of different career paths open to you. Just two impactful choices you can make are working as a veterinarian or vet pharmacist. That being said, these jobs come with lots of responsibilities and can be demanding and emotionally exhausting. So, being resilient, having a good sense of humor, and looking for opportunities to laugh really does make a difference.

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    Veterinary pharmacists are basically professionals who create, manage, and distribute medication meant for animals.

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    Tweet showing a funny pet name shared by users, featuring a rottweiler called Tinkerbell Jenkins at the vet's office.

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    Jack McHue
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Time's up, let's do this! Tinkerbeeeeeeeeell Jenkinsssss!"

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    Screenshot of a social media post where a toddler named a cat Sandwich, showcasing ridiculous pet names shared online.

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    Jenna Kay
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son was little, we let him name our dog ... so we had a golden retriever named Cookie. I miss her so much.

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    Tweet showing a humorous pet name Beetlejuice McGonagall, highlighting ridiculous pet names people share online.

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    3 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, we have to say "pickup for Stilgar Carlson" at the Costco pharmacy when we pick up his Keppra XD (anti-seizure medication, also used in humans as well.) My ex and I were never married, so my dog-son took my last name, of course :p

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    In short, vet pharmacists do a wide range of tasks. As Indeed explains, they consult veterinarians about pet medicine dosages and side effects, study dose and distribution regulatory directives, and supervise and train vet and pharmacist technicians.

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    What’s more, they develop new medication formulas and test them to ensure safety, track and manage medical inventory, and educate consumers about the proper disposal of medication.

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    Screenshot of a social media post sharing a ridiculous pet name, John Meowkovitch, highlighting unique pet names.

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    Jenna Kay
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog is Ozzy Pawsbourne. My family thinks we are funny 🤣

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    Some of the most important skills for veterinary pharmacists to have are being organized, having good attention to detail, and being adaptable.

    In other words, pharmacists must be able to organize their time in such a way that they can efficiently fill prescriptions and manage orders, take care of the inventory, and order new medications.

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    Tweet from Haley sharing ridiculous pet names seen at a vet’s office, including P*o Stain, Tookie Poots, and Skidboot.

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    Jenna Kay
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son and DIL named one of their cats Mia Khalifa .... 👀 .... ummmm .....

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    Screenshot of a tweet sharing one of the ridiculous pet names people had to share, featuring the name Chunky Noodles.

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    glowworm2
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the perfect name! 🤣🤣

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    “In the pharmacy setting, there can be many types of medications that look the same, so it's important that pharmacists use organizational skills to ensure they label and store them correctly,” Indeed points out.

    Meanwhile, to do well in this career, you need to be detail-oriented. Your patients need to receive the correct medication and dosages, which is a significant responsibility.

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    Tweet sharing ridiculous pet names Statler and Waldorf with a humorous description of cat behavior on a balcony.

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    nottheactualphoto
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    49 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm old enough that they would have been named Chauncey and Edgar.

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    What’s more, safety is paramount, and you need to ensure that the medications you prescribe don’t conflict when taken together.

    In terms of adaptability, pharmacists need to be able to react to new situations and adjust accordingly, Indeed stresses. This means staying calm under pressure, using your critical thinking skills, and quickly implementing solutions to problems.

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    Twitter post about hilarious and ridiculous pet names shared by people, highlighting funny pet name stories.

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    Robert T
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat I've just been to feed today would suit that. His name is Tommy, but I call him The Magnificent Floof!

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    Tweet about funny and ridiculous pet names, including a humorous example of a long medicine name as a pet name.

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    Peeka_Mimi
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    2 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My puppy is named Trixiebell Cindy Lou Who but she answers to Princess P00p-a-Loop. BP we are censoring p00p, now?

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    If you decide that being a vet pharmacist isn’t quite right for you and want to be a veterinarian instead, it’s essential that you don’t overly romanticize the career.

    Yes, you’ll be working with lots of animals and making the world a better place. However, the job itself is incredibly demanding, emotionally draining, and can be a source of lots of tension. But vets might not always be the best at gauging what’s causing them the most stress.

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    Tweet about ridiculous pet names including a French Bulldog named Owen and a pit bull named Face at a vet office.

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    Robert T
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was there also a BA and a Hannibal?

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    For example, one recent study found that most veterinarians think that their biggest job-related burdens are bureaucracy, animal suffering, and communication with pet owners.

    In reality, though, it’s financial concerns that have a much bigger negative impact on vets’ mental health than bureaucratic issues.

    Other work-related challenges that vets face are emotional attachments, large workloads, burnout, client expectations, financial constraints, and ethical dilemmas.

    What’s more, they also have to deal with legal and professional pressure, potential compassion fatigue, and issues arising from team dynamics.

    That’s why vets need to prioritize self-care, emotional boundaries, and self-awareness consistently.

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    Visits to the vet clinic can set you back a lot of money, but it all depends on where you live, the issue itself, and whether or not it’s an emergency.

    As reported by Forbes, based on its analysis of cost data from Banfield Pet Hospital, the average cost of a vet visit is roughly $61. And yet, the cost can be significantly higher.

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    Getting your pet vaccinated might cost between $25 and $50, while a basic health exam might set you back between $50 and $250, Forbes explains.

    Diagnostic tests can cost hundreds of dollars. Treating serious illnesses or dealing with an ingested object, however, can set you back thousands of dollars.

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    Tabby cat sitting on wooden furniture, illustrating one of the ridiculous pet names shared by people online.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Potato is an acceptable nickname for any pet XD

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    A visit to the emergency room might set you back around $125. Hospitalizing your pet can cost over $700. And advanced surgery or specialty care might cost a jaw-dropping sum of money: over $4,000.

    “As a concerned pet parent, your pet’s health is a top priority, but at the same time, these expenses can burn your savings,” Forbes notes.

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    Tweet from a vet assistant sharing hilarious and ridiculous pet names like Miss Floofy Benson and Bilbo Waggins Davis.

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    Upstaged75
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    4 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We took in a stray cat when I was a teenager. (I fed him after my mom told me not to, so he stuck around, LOL) He wouldn't come inside, so he ended up living in a dog house on our back porch for the rest of his life. I named him Freeloader but we called him Load for short. 😂 All our other pets had people names, so it was funny the first time we took him to the vet and heard them call out Freeloader Smith. (not my real last name) My mom turned to me and smirked "I think they're looking for you". 🤣🙄 Thanks mom!

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    Once you’ve finished reading through this list and upvoting your favorite pet names, we’d like to hear from you in the comments!

    Which of these names did you love the most and why? How did you come up with your pets’ names? Have you ever considered a career working with animals, as a vet or vet pharmacist?

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    Tweet about cats with normal human names Gerard and Michael, illustrating ridiculous pet names shared online.

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    Upstaged75
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    1 minute ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pets have always had people names too and gotten their own mail. It always cracks me up.

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    Tweet showing a pet name shared on social media, highlighting ridiculous pet names people just had to share.

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    Robert T
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. You won't know until you open the box. ;-)

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    Tweet showing a humorous veterinary story with ridiculous pet names shared by people working with exotic animals.

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    Quinn Goforth
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My high school boyfriend had a bearded dragon named Spatula

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    Tweet sharing ridiculous pet names including George Washington, Romeo & Juliet, Aurora borealis, and a cat named deehogie.

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    Upstaged75
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    3 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend with a Deeogee (DOG) as well. I suspect vets have heard that one a lot.

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    Screenshot of a Twitter post sharing a ridiculous pet name, showing humorous and unusual pet names people had to share.

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    Robert T
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FFT would be a good name for a hissy cat. :D

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    #39

    Tweet sharing ridiculous pet names Clementine and Grape, highlighting funny misgendering of pets with unique names.

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    JB
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A cat named Clem" feels like a book from the 40s

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    Tweet sharing a funny story about a ridiculous pet name Falcon Smith related to pet names people just had to share.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when my ex couldn't pick up Stilgar's meds because he didn't know Stilgar's birthdate XD Stilgar is our dog. I, of course, know all of my pet-childrens' birthdates XD

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    Tweet about ridiculous pet names mentioning a prescription for a pet named Meatball Williams shared on social media.

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    Roxy222uk
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, in the USA you go to the pharmacist to get medication for animals???

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    #44

    Tweet sharing a ridiculous pet name Flea Scratch Belly for a dog with dreadlocks, highlighting unusual pet names people share.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puli! That's the breed :) Or maybe a Komondor XD

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    #51

    Tweet about dispensing medication for a cat named Cooter, showcasing a ridiculous pet name shared by people online.

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    Crimson_Crow
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    50 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since my boy passed, I miss getting to say 08-08-2008 to the pharmacist. If he could have held out another 6 months he would have been able to sign for himself lol

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    Tweet sharing a ridiculous pet name Toots McBoots used on vet paperwork causing pharmacy tech to giggle.

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    Tropical Tarot
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My void Kitty is stormageddon dark lord of all

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