50 Hilarious Tweets From Parents Who Are Just Trying To Make It Through Another Christmas

You are pure evil. I’ve been looking for another one … besides me

Ha! I buy noisy. I'm 1500 miles away. Have Grinch smiley face while shopping.

And this is why my husband and I enstated a “no assembly” rule. Sorry extended fam, but if swearing and stress is involved, it’s not going under the tree! Also, let’s normalize siblings who treat each other with love instead of animosity. My sister and I have no relationship whatsoever, and I’m determined to not repeat that with my 3.

I feel you~

Funny at first, but then I realized I wouldn't want to be a reason my nieces and nephews doubted or had any questions about their parent's abilities. And I certainly wouldn't want to add to the STRESS of the parent(s) who take care of my beloved Nieces and nephews, much lees the stress of my sibling!

Hahahaha... love it

Yes! My son brought one home this year. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

I always buy the kids of people who p**s me off recorders ;0)

Wait till you hear about the Napoleonic wars.

Yesterday Me is always such a jerk, and has zero respect for Today Me

I don't take anything off the tree... just unplug the lights then place whole tree inside big trash bags and store till next Christmas ;) Mind you it's only a 3ft one lol

Everybody.

Every year 😑 I never learn a lesson.

This is what happens when I leave future cookie stuff tk deal with

To be fair, they got a huge scheme out of it at the end.

Actually, there was a 4th wiseman who brought fruitcake. He was not heard from again.

Maybe

Victorian child: 'Thank you for the lump of coal. If i could only afford some matches...'

This is just bad parenting. I'm a kid and my family has always raised me to be polite no matter what I get. If someone gives me a peice of chalk, I'm still going to thank them and be polite about it.

You don't want to trade places with a parent in hard times. They inevitably choose personal suffering for their children, and are not to be envied.

... I wanted a different orange!

6 asked why he gets an orange in his stocking every year. TRADITION!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm pretty sure my youngest had at least a few bits of glitter on his head at all times for the first five years or so of his life. Seriously, every time I washed or brushed his hair I'd find a flake or two. He attended his first Pride at the age of three weeks and that glitter somehow hovered around us (we live in the village) for a good six months, just long enough to be replaced by Christmas glitter. And repeat. I never once bought actual dry glitter (made occasional exceptions for glitter glue, which is the only tolerable way to use the stuff), but it was somehow always there.

Oh dear.

Maybe he is studying to be a teacher or nurse.

🤩🤣

What you do is, you get a lot of empty cartons/boxes of Xmas gifts size, wrap them in Xmas paper, and burn one of those every time you need to. Cop that, Mr. 8-Years-Old.

Highly toxic environment

Wrap empty boxes and then do this. So you aren't wasting money

The money's already wasted

Refer your kid to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus?wprov=sfti1

no, no, he has a point

My 2yr old nephew got addicted to watching the Grinch during a two week COVID lockdown. His parents never wanted to see or hear it again. My family bought that kid so many Grinch toys and clothes this year. Oh and we watched the Grinch afterwards. They left early for some reason. 🤷

Future cardiologist there 😍

perhaps he began with a heart 3 times too small

Maybe, but Andre Bessette still makes for a fascinating story. (A modern saint who had a heart three sizes too big.)

Yes. Although phrase it as, "A gift card to (grocery store name).

I give my daughter a gift card for her favourite supermarket to see her through January.

I have cleaning stuff.. Its my best present!!

Yes. Mine ask foreat and homemade cookie dough. That way they can enjoy homemade cookies till their bdys lol.

My Niece and Stepson both received grocery gift cards, I knew what people in their 20s needed.

Do u have pics? Would love to see!