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40 Times People Thought They Were Writing One Thing, But Ended Up With Another (New Pics)
In August 2016, a Facebook post started going viral. Made by Dunta Pickett, it had a photo of his birthday dinner and a caption in which Dunta wished himself "bone apple tea" instead of "bon appétit".
This fun little typo got so famous that it even inspired a meme format for any misspelling that involves replacing words with similar-sounding alternatives which, in turn, led to the creation of a subreddit collecting the best ones so they wouldn't go to waste.
r/BoneAppleTea is now a community with 1.2 million members and is one of those places that you scroll through and think to yourself, 'This is what the internet was made for.' After all, who doesn't enjoy an innocent laugh at a stranger's expense?
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#1
Bi-Curiously
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#2
Mental Illinois
Michael Largey 2 years ago
Yes, he has an irrational fear of persecution. Mental Illinois doctors call it peoria.
LizzieBoredom 2 years ago
Peoria: Multicolored urine caused by Skittle consumption.
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#3
Genuine Pig
Pascal’s Swagger 2 years ago
All guinea pigs are genuine. They don’t have the capacity to be anything else
Jen M 2 years ago
Are they genuine pigs? Generally-swine pigs? Guinea kids? Mini bigs? I'm all sorts-a confused. Tony Tee is right though, they're def genuine cuties, whether they're pigs or not is up for debate, (except I'm sure they're not pigs ;) CUTENESS!
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#4
Prawn On A Chest Board
#5
Review Mirrors
Just me 2 years ago
I absolutely hate that people are starting to write would of, should of, could of... Stop it!!!! That s**t doesn't exist!
New Everywhere 2 years ago
Yes! I hate even more that people copy bad grammar from the internet and just don't care what they learned. What the hell is up with apostrophes everywhere? Absolutely nut's
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#6
Pee Pee Tom
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
When you think about it, it makes perfect sense: after all, don’t you imagine that Peeping Toms handle their peepees while peeping?
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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Well, if a Peeping Tom is also pee peeing in a public place, that would be illegal too.
Sarah Young 2 years ago
To fair being whatever a 'pee pee Tom' is in public is probably illegal too.
#7
Cow Flower Pizza
Charity Angel 2 years ago
I'm so glad you said this, because I had no idea what this was about.
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Anagram margana 2 years ago
“That’s an udder lie!” the spelling teacher uttered. 😉
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Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
Well, if it is a genuine cow flower pizza, it should have a regenerative effect. (Sims reference)
Reenzy Bennington 2 years ago
Can you imagine this person ordering it at the restaurant? The staff had a good laugh for sure.
BetterBitterButter 2 years ago
Is there cauliflower on this pizza? I can't see. I have never had pizza with cauliflower.
#8
Urethral✨
Clown fish 2 years ago
Lol you need to stop eating so many Honey Monster Puffs
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Crybabyartist 2 years ago
Soon as I saw this I couldn't help singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T by Urethra Franklin.
#9
Delicious Hand Soup
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
But great if you have handled some peas
Load More Replies... Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
For soup, it doesn't taste that great. Why does it form bubbles when I try to stir it?
#10
Air Ducks
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Do you mean the Duckman? Because that would be hilarious 😂
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Jen M 2 years ago
But when is it EVER the right time to ask for air duck and dryer duck cleaning??? Before they fly south obviously, but WHEN OH WHEN is it appropriate to clean all your ducks???
Anagram margana 2 years ago (edited)
Loud noises will usually make them fly away. But be careful - sometimes their feathers can clog your air & dryer DUCTS.
D. Pitbull 2 years ago
heehehhe... picturing these cute little ducks popping their heads out from the vent covers to say hello at random times throughout the day.
Black Rabbit 2 years ago
Clean the air ducks once a week on sunny days and the dryer ducks every second Tuesday of the month. Make sure not to give them any grapes.
Philly Bobcat 2 years ago (edited)
I just use some of Dr Duck's Super Secret All-Purpose Sauce (because without, it this whole planet would be totally lost!)
Nacho Man Sandy Ravage 2 years ago
I'd try one of these.....https://www.quackbrush.com/products/new-little-yellow-duck-steel-ball-pot-brush-cleaner
#11
I Found This Up Hauling
Russ Kincade 2 years ago
They called me illiterate but that's a dirty lie. My parents were married the day before I wuz born.
Terry Rex 1 year ago (edited)
That makes you illegitimate not illiterate . But not knowing the difference between those 2 words DOES suggest you are illiterate.
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Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
People who use the term "body count" are weird as f**k. Did you murder all of your sexual partners?
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
I think if you do, you can subtract them from your number
Load More Replies... Jen M 2 years ago
Every time I see body count, I think they're saying essentially BMI, like body mass index, and I feel like they're all complaining about their weight issues at first
Strawberry Pizza 2 years ago
Every time I see it I think it's talking about the amount of people they've murdered lol
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Jaya 2 years ago
Such nonsense. I value intimacy and relationship a LOT, and I find it n'either up hauling or appalling if my partner or future partner has had sex with a lot of people before he met me. If he had a great time back then, then I am happy for him. It has nothing to do with our relationship. Whether he had sex with lots of people or with a few people or with no-one yet, our relationship will just be as meaningful and deep and intimate and fulfilling. The quality of our relationship is based on our connection, not on what we shared or didn't share with other people before. Is your friendship with your best friend less meaningful if he/she had another best friend before they met you?
Julia Mckinney 2 years ago
Like I assured an elderly friend of mine, years ago, when she told me about her 4 marriages and then asked if I thought less of her for having had that many husbands? I asked her how long her last marriage had lasted, they were going on 45 years so I said "the ones you had before don't matter then, look how long this one has lasted". Sometimes I find the right words at the right time. She's since died but her widower (15 years younger than her) was looking less bereft the last time I saw him (around 5-6 years ago).
Load More Replies... D. Pitbull 2 years ago
Okaaaaay.... I'm officially - super officially old... I thought I was reading about serial killers for a hot second... I mean...body count - then up hauling... like... you dumped the body in the wrong place - now you have to move it...
Black Rabbit 2 years ago
Personally, a lower body count usually means they're less likely to have contracted some kind of STD or have as much baggage/trauma from past experiences. And they also suck at Call of Duty too.
Foffy Skrimshaw 2 years ago
This term body count is a new term. I've only heard in the past few months
Lex <3 (they/them) 2 years ago
My mind must’ve been too innocent to understand this cuz I thought they meant “b**y c***t” as in amount of bodies they murdered/buried
#12
Doggy Dog
Jaya 2 years ago (edited)
There's a scene in Dharma & Greg about this too. Dharma, a woman who was raised by these hippie parents and has this 'love and peace' type of attitude, simply refuses to believe her very down to earth husband when he says that it's not 'doggie dog world' but 'dog eat dog world', because that so goes against her view of the world. Great series by the way, definitely recommend it if you haven't seen it yet, it's incredibly funny and very sweet and wholesome.
Meli Wolf 2 years ago
Similar scene also in Modern Family between Gloria and Jay - maybe it was even influenced by Dharma & Greg :)
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TheSilentEngineer 2 years ago
English isn't my home language, I actually thought that this was the phrase untill I was 20
FatKidShakeDown 2 years ago
“The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools.”
UpQuarkDownQuark 2 years ago
Forget the spelling and grammar, what kind of f*ed up worldview is that? I’m sure if they were kidnapped, taken to a new continent, and enslaved for the rest of their life they’d say, “It’s fine. Obviously they’re superior to me and I deserve this.”
Nathan Pogorzala 2 years ago
Oh look! the mentally deficient person supports slavery. Makes sense.
Desiree Meredith 2 years ago
Well... I'd much rather it be a doggy dog world than a dog eat dog world.
#13
Center Fudge
Flora 2 years ago
I know what it is... but my attempt to spell it will end up similar 😂 centrifuge.. help from autocorrect😅 it's a medical thing so seperate blood from plasma. I'm also possible talking rubbish.
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
You put the fudge in the middle, and it spins it until it separates it into its individual ingredients
D. Pitbull 2 years ago
... if you're selling lab equipment... it helps if you can at least come CLOSE to spelling it correctly - Center Fudge??? That... that speaks to some .. sort of very... niche kink. A very unsanitary one.
Charity Angel 2 years ago
I'm assuming the sign was written by someone in the office, rather than a lab tech. This looks like a going out of business sale to me.
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Dustin Alcaraz 2 years ago
If you own a centrifuge... you should be smart enough to spell it... just saying... from a friend.
Beck 2 years ago
Like the ride at the fair? Some places call it gravitron
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Fire Distinguisher
Thomas Alskit 2 years ago
You'd never know, fires were sooo hard to identify back in the day. My grandad kept on blasting the cats before he got one of these. Life changing.
Lesbean Soup 2 years ago
"the house is burning!", "Quick, get the antique fire distinguisher to check if it's a real fire!"
#15
Bob Wire
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
I have heard sooooo many people actually pronounce it that way, and it’s not a matter of saying it like “bahb” wire, either. It is literally “bob” wire.
Kimmi McKnight 2 years ago
But if you're in the lower midwest/southwest, they're feuding. It's a tough Barb War down there.
Load More Replies... LadyDelynn 2 years ago
A lot of cowboys do call it bob wire. Source: I was married to a cowboy for 44 years and knew lots of other cowboys.
#16
Four Meal Your
P.C. 2 years ago
It’s easier if you say it out loud. I feel like this person was using voice to text, otherwise they’re stupid •-•
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#17
My Nipple Ate
Anagram margana 2 years ago
I hate it when illiterate people somehow manipulate the system to get accepted into college.
Eastendbird 2 years ago
Can't believe professors would complain about students "not going to class" and "handing in work really late" - picky, picky. /s
Debby Keir 2 years ago
Actually, so many of these seem to be because they used speech recognition, rather than typing it in themselves, and then not proof reading before sending.
Deta Rossiter 2 years ago
nipple ate is probably a fetish somewhere. and no, i will not even try to google it.. i leant my lesson from blue waffle
Black Rabbit 2 years ago
I mean, if you're not going to class and submitting your work late, then the professor should probably tell the dean that you're clearly underperforming and that you may need assistance or academic counseling. Or both. And withdrawing from the class would save your GPA in most cases, so...
D. Pitbull 2 years ago
How is this person even officially enrolled in a place that would have professors when they spell like this...? ... and then are 'so smart' that they POST it somewhere... to advertise to the world "LOOKIT. I am so S-M-R-T!"
#18
Takin A Bath By Her Beauty
Demonic child of hades 2 years ago
especially since his words seem to come out of it
Load More Replies... Binky Melnik 2 years ago
And another one. He says he was taking a bath and doesn’t stop to think “No, I wasn’t!” Shoulda been able to correct himself if he heard what he said. 🥵
Charity Angel 2 years ago
I'm really hoping that was a rhetorical question.
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Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago
First date with my husband was coffee and a stroll through Barnes & Noble, where he carried the books I was purchasing. HE CARRIED MY BOOKS. I knew he was a keeper right then (16 years ago).
#19
Completely Mind-Bottling
TonyTee 2 years ago
Ahhh we have a Jim Croce fan here, greetings from me and bad bad Leroy Brown! 👋🏼
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bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
I do believe that's Chaz Michael Michaels
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#20
Toe Food
Nichole Harris 2 years ago
It's a processed soy product....and it tastes like nothing..... It acts like a sponge and absorbs the flavors around it
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Elladine DesIsles 2 years ago
This is what my daughter used to call tofu... When she was about 6.
#21
Would You Ostrich-Size Them?
Indosidius 2 years ago
An ostrich brain fits in a teaspoon, hence bringing new meaning to the term Bird Brain
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
I’m trying and failing to imagine someone who thinks someone is “ostrich-sized.” Isn’t he imagining someone with a big, round body and a really long neck, and then thinking, “What the hell is that? What am I saying? That can’t be right!”?
Mary Kelly 2 years ago
i love the juxtaposition of the correct hyphen usage and the absoluter word choice f up
#22
"Looks Can Be A Little This Evening "
Cat Dragon 1 year ago
There's a subreddit for this? Wow It autocorrected to shredding and idek why
#23
Rotting
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago
You have the skills to create something like that, but not the kind that require READING THE PACKAGE the rattan came in?
Emma Goransdottir 2 years ago
Maybe a swedish person wrote this! We call this material "rotting" 🙂
#24
Man I Hate Pottery
Sally Smith 2 years ago
Did You Hear About the Pottery Furnace That Exploded? It was terrible. They had to notify its next of kiln.
Black Rabbit 2 years ago
Nah, they wouldn't wanna stop pottery. It would cause more poverty for the workers.
#25
Suck Seed
Anagram margana 2 years ago
How much seed should a woodchuck suck for a woodchuck to succeed??
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Try saying that three times fast—-and keep it clean!
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Daniel Atkins 2 years ago
My Great uncle (who worked at a seed company) like to joke that in High school he was voted most likely to sack seed.
Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
As their name is Löwe, I would guess they are from a German speaking country, thus may not be 100% fluent in English, so….. still funny though
#26
Fell On Knees
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
They're asking for the sake of their friend's knees.
Load More Replies... Anagram margana 2 years ago (edited)
Learning how to spell might be a step in the right direction.
#27
Pheasant
LadyDelynn 2 years ago
I'm sure there are Queens in the world who like pheasant, I'm told it's quite tasty.
UpQuarkDownQuark 2 years ago
So queens aren’t perverts who marry birds. I see this as a good thing. More reasons to put the women in charge!
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
I always figured it would inevitably come out that grossly inbred royalty would’ve been into b********y. Nero, Caligula, and quite a few of the old European royals come to mind.
#28
Silent Language
Surenu 2 years ago
Unless you're, like, really fast. I knew someone who knew karate and sign language. You could hear her sign when she got excited about something, it was an amazing sight to behold.
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#29
Jena Rated
Donkey boi 2 years ago
I only watch things based on Jenna's ratings! Rotten to my toes, ICBM, and Met a Cricket are rubbish by comparison.
#30
Jack Off All Traits
Hollow Man 2 years ago
Proper grammar is the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack, off a horse.
#31
Areola Borealis
Dana Trahan 2 years ago
So funny Mark Howell. I’m still laughing. My dog is looking at me like I’m crazy. Glowing babies. Awesome
#32
Somewhere And Terror
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
How do you mistake "some wear and tear" to "somewhere and terror"? XD Do they pronounce "terror" like "tear"?? D:
ॐBoyGanesh 2 years ago
I dictate all damn day and you’d be surprised what comes out in the text. I annunciate and speak with an Urban Coastal California Accent. Which is the local accent for Silicon Valley & also typical television/film. I’ve decided it’s the rate at which I speak that accounts for unneeded commas and single words being processed at completely different compound words. (I spoke this entire comment and had to correct 3 errors)
Load More Replies... Binky Melnik 2 years ago
At least this one seems to be a dictation error, demonstrating the need to LOOK AT messages before sending them.
Sophie Elena 2 years ago
Has anyone advised you that typing words is all capitals is considered ‘shouting at’ the recipient/reader? I notice your comments seem to negatively criticise the grammatical ability of other people’s offerings - perhaps you might like to read your own comments well before sending them?!
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Coughing Out Flame
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
"Phlegm"? XD My sister spells it "flem" and it drives me insane.
Watermeloncat 2 years ago
I spit out my drink when I saw this and that felt like coughing out flame
Ladedah 2 years ago
Not going to lie... I've met a lot of nurses who are great at their jobs, but still can't spell for s**t. Even those of us who actually CAN spell are sometimes sitting there charting at around hour 11 out of 12, asking each other, "Did I spell this right?" 🤣. But - when working at a hospital - we have each other (and spell-check) when we chart. Nursing homes have barely any staff and still use paper charting... I can definitely see this being a result of that scenario...
#34
Very A Larry Us
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
Yeah! This one is TOTALLY autocorrect’s fault! 😆
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You’ve Gotta Watch Out For That Rabid Hole
Charity Angel 2 years ago
Money does not equal intelligence. Look at Elon.
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#36
What The Heck?
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
I just wanna ax you if this is a heck wrench or not.
Load More Replies... Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Part of a tool set including the Drat Hammer, Hell Screwdriver and For Crying Out Load Pliers
Mark Howell 2 years ago
So when my father used to say, 'Where the heck is the wrench', this is what he was looking for ;o)
Crybabyartist 2 years ago
I want the pop wrinch , not a heck wrinch, I need a pop wrinch and the sludge hammer.
#37
Shootin Some Meatballs Outside The School
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
"Meatballs" does not equal "b-balls" (abbreviation for "basketballs") XD
Reenzy Bennington 2 years ago
I only check BP at work but I have to stop. Laughing and cackling out loud behind the desk is suspicious.
Paul Aguilera 2 years ago (edited)
Maybe it's a new form of skeet shooting but they throw meatballs instead? Sure sounds much harder, and more fun
Black Rabbit 2 years ago
For the longest time, this is exactly what I thought the lyrics were. To this day, I still have a hard time not saying it that way.
Rashid Skepple 1 year ago
I'm' definitely getting some Fresh Prince of Bel Air vibes from this.
#38
Absorbent Amounts Of Coffee…
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
"Exorbitant". I was an English/Creative Writing major and reading this entry made my brain dumb. I literally stared at it for close to a minute before I realized what word they meant instead of "absorbent" XD
Awesome At Being Autistic 2 years ago
It's like Chaucer, just read it out loud in your head, and it makes sense.
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Never Snarky 2 years ago
I wish coffee was more absorbent. Then I wouldn't have to pee so often.
DarkViolet 2 years ago
Yeah, been there, done that. Now I bear the aroma of caramel macchiato wherever I go.
#39
Meme Contemplations
Thomas Alskit 2 years ago
Well you see, philosophers like me just didn't have the time to contemplate the workings of a morally questionable video game. We were far too busy watching cute cats and dogs...
#40
In Daniel
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Or a character in Stargate... which interestingly includes Egyptian stuff
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ॐBoyGanesh 2 years ago (edited)
I’m an old enough queer slüt to admit I’ve been in a few Daniels. /j
Jen M 2 years ago
I died at the term homie hopper, and now I'm using it anytime I can fit it into conversation: convo with friends? Yes! Family? Certainly! Coworkers? A must use new corporate buzz word. Homie hopper, giggles 😃
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
Gimme a clue, please? Does it refer to the town bicycle (the loose girl)?
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Ken Beattie 2 years ago
Maybe they're saying they're so old they can't be in Daniel, because it doesn't work anymore ;)
#41
Mow-Nourished
Claire Bailey 2 years ago
They must be talking about cows, the grass was mowed before the cows could eat it.
AlexJ 2 years ago
Or the cows didn't have access to the grass that was greener on the other side
Load More Replies... Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
Most people don’t realize that the word malnutrition is another form of malnourished. If I had a dollar for every time I have heard someone try to say “malnutritioned”, I would be wealthy.
#42
They Went Instinct For A Reason
Molly M 2 years ago
Nk, there is ample DNA in frozen bones and preserved parts of the mammoths found in permafrost. The trouble is finding complete DNA sequences that can be used for replication. Mammoths wouldn't be harmful to bring back either because they were hunted to extinction, rather than became extinct naturally
#43
If That's Any Constellation
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
Constellation? I like Orion, Ursa Major, and the Pleiades, myself.
#44
Pastrami On A Beagle
Benita Valdez 2 years ago (edited)
My dog is only part beagle but can I still put pastrami on him?
#45
Coke A Nut
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
It's a real thing. It's where the girl snorts cocaine of a mans genitals
#46
I Arrest My Case
Thomas Alskit 2 years ago
Unfortunately, comrade, the case is a very good communist, is it not? That means that we will be forced to cover up this arrest, starting with your disappearing...
#47
Marble Of Engineering
#48
Oh No, Not Town
Sawdust 2 years ago
Kudos to them for printing it out, and in a clearly legible font, at least. :-)
jaysko 2 years ago (edited)
It doesn't matter much how clear the font is if the ridiculous string of words used makes literally zero sense (I know what it's meant to say, but yikes that hurt my brain)
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Mmmm…fishing Ships
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
I... I mean... we do use fishing ships to acquire the ingredients for fish n' chips, so... XD
#50
Gold Sequence Dress
#51
Ease Dropper
𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐦-𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚 2 years ago
Actually, "eavesdroppers" are so called after the mini-busts (head and shoulders human figures) set in the eaves of Hampton Court Palace. Henry VIII had them put there to remind the courtiers that they were always being listened to, even when they thought they were alone.
#52
As An American, I’m A Paul
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
I'm appalled that you're a Paul. I thought you were a Larry us.
#53
Hammer Roy Cream
#54
A Beautiful Arm Wall For Sale
David Martin 2 years ago
Arm wall, sold second hand, cause the local palm shop wouldn't take it. But it's sold as is, so buying it could be a bit wristy
#55
Active God
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
I do so hate it when the Almighty goes idle. I much prefer an active God.
#56
A Soccer Punch
Donkey boi 2 years ago
It's like a normal punch, but leaves you rolling on the floor being overly dramatic.
MaryHadaLittleLamb 2 years ago
You'll visibly die, then get back to what you were doing 30 seconds later.
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Rashid Skepple 1 year ago
I think a soccer punch sounds like someone being punched while playing soccer.
#57
Breakfast Nuke
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
I set up my breakfast nuke in the Vault, and I'm enjoying some delicious Cram with a side of BlamCo Mac & Cheese!
#58
Live Leaf Love
Jude Corrigan 2 years ago
For anyone a bit stuck I think that they meant to write. This is the Live, Laugh, Love of clothing. Taking the mickey out of anyone who followed that design trend.
#60
Camel Meal Tea Is Good For You!
#61
Aura
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
"Aura Boring Alice? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?"
#63
Fat Button Girls - Queen
Crybabyartist 2 years ago
Girl, you better git your finger off that fat button or this rock is gonna roll around!
LadyDelynn 2 years ago
It's a line from the Queen song 'Fat Bottomed Girls', not button.
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The Heimlich Remover 😌
HungryPanda 2 years ago
Urgh, hate it when they sneak a Heimlich into the rocky road. Irresponsible and dangerous.
#65
Cream Dollar Cream
Chris D'Asta 2 years ago
Cash Rules Everything Around Me. Cream, get the money, Dollah Dollah Bill Y'all. Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nothin' To F**k With.
#66
His Dad Got Him Small Jesters
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
He put the tray down and a hundred little men wearing three pointed hats with bells on carried his sandwich to his on, while falling like prats and making bad puns
#67
Blow And Be Told
#68
Wouldn’t Draw
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
To be fair, when I was a kid, I pronounced "chest of drawers" as "Chester drawers" XD
Q B F T 2 years ago
Because the pronunciation is identical when speaking quickly/naturally/with weak forms
Load More Replies... Anagram margana 2 years ago
Why would you ever expect a nightstand with wooden drawers to draw something??
#69
Ankle Grinder
Donkey boi 2 years ago
Girls have enough pressure to conform to so called "beauty standards" without products like this hitting the market.
#70
Magnet Nest
#71
Fiscal Attack - Taser On Amazon
#72
A Banded House
Jaya 2 years ago
There's no reason to be that disrespectful about people who are really bad at language. It does not mean they have a 'rotten dish rag for a brain', they could be really great at things that don't have to do with language. Also, they might have just started learning English.
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#74
Self A Steam
#75
Self Conches And Los Feratu
#76
Secular Saw
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
Good. Those monastic saws just don't cut as well as a secular saw.
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
This saw won’t discriminate based on religion. It will chop off your limbs no matter what you believe in
#77
Any Nut Shall, Can’t Punch A Friend While She’s Already Down
Twinbowser 2 years ago
It’s supposed to be ‘In a nut shell’. It’s used when you give a brief explanation or overview of something rather than all of the details
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Volunteer Or In Volunteering
HungryPanda 2 years ago
That's enough volunteer breathing for you bud. We'll take it from here.
#79
Pick Neck
#81
Jordan Snickers
#82
Or Best Awful
#84
Cats On Pan
#85
Up Most Disrespect
#87
Logarithm
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 2 years ago
Well, there was an attempt, at least. Got all the correct letters XD
#88
Give A Massive Random Applause
The Love-Giver (he/they) 2 years ago
I give massive random applause at school when people present projects, I think they hate it
#89
Just Saw This At An Apartment Store. Couldn’t Stop Smiling
#90
None Of The Less
Jaya 2 years ago (edited)
This is kinda what happened in the 21 Jump Street movie. Grown up guy has to pretend to be a high schooler, and all the things he thinks will make him popular with his class mates, actually make him unpopular because teenager's attitudes now are the polar opposite of what they were when he was in school.
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H05 2 years ago
Read with your kids, folks. Foster a love of books... or one day, they'll be a meme.
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
One time I Said "ejaculation seat" instead of "ejection seat" when I was 13. So mortifying. So bad.
Auntriarch 2 years ago
I said brassiere instead of brasserie in my French o level spoken exam. My face was so rouge
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Bored Retsuko 2 years ago (edited)
Most of these are a result of either voice-to-text, or autocorrect. Edit: yes I know people are capable of dumb mistakes even without those, I'm a professional editor/proof reader...
Jan Bowyer 2 years ago
Does no one proof read anymore? Can't always blame auto correct
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Linus Bourque 2 years ago
My wife constantly asks me how to spell stuff, largely because she learned how to spell phonetically. And that's where most of these are a result of (I suspect).
Bec 2 years ago
I saw a post on Nextdoor once where the person was looking for a used laptop because she was a collage student and I had to really fight the urge to ask if she was only a student of collage or if she had considered studying other forms of art.
Bec 2 years ago
But in general, I try not to be too judgemental. Try to understand what they are trying to communicate even if they aren't able to do it perfectly.
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H05 2 years ago
Read with your kids, folks. Foster a love of books... or one day, they'll be a meme.
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
One time I Said "ejaculation seat" instead of "ejection seat" when I was 13. So mortifying. So bad.
Auntriarch 2 years ago
I said brassiere instead of brasserie in my French o level spoken exam. My face was so rouge
Load More Replies... Bored Retsuko 2 years ago (edited)
Most of these are a result of either voice-to-text, or autocorrect. Edit: yes I know people are capable of dumb mistakes even without those, I'm a professional editor/proof reader...
Jan Bowyer 2 years ago
Does no one proof read anymore? Can't always blame auto correct
Load More Replies... Linus Bourque 2 years ago
My wife constantly asks me how to spell stuff, largely because she learned how to spell phonetically. And that's where most of these are a result of (I suspect).
Bec 2 years ago
I saw a post on Nextdoor once where the person was looking for a used laptop because she was a collage student and I had to really fight the urge to ask if she was only a student of collage or if she had considered studying other forms of art.
Bec 2 years ago
But in general, I try not to be too judgemental. Try to understand what they are trying to communicate even if they aren't able to do it perfectly.
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