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50 Memes To Distract You From Whatever You Were Supposed To Be Doing, Courtesy Of This IG Page
Interview With Expert
When winter rolls around, we lose around 4 to 8 hours of daylight, with some regions like Alaska exceeding 12 hours. Have you ever noticed that such a lack of sunshine and lower temperatures in the cold season tends to make us feel less motivated and happy, dear Pandas? This phenomenon is called winter blues and encompasses the dreary mood many of us are probably in right now with darkness and cold being in full swing.
If your serotonin levels are in some real need of replenishing, Bored Panda has your back with a fresh batch of memes, courtesy of this Instagram account. Scroll down to fuel on some laughter and don’t forget to upvote the ones that spoke to you the most.
While you’re at it, check out a conversation with mental health therapist and founder of Growing Connections Counselling, Gail Herbert, who kindly agreed to share a few tips on improving our moods during these dark months.
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Mary Peace 11 months ago
It's a good joke, made me laugh out loud when I read it on the other BP article, half an hour ago!
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
OMG Armored Bears are real! Where's that portal to the His Dark Materials universe? I'm dead sick of this one!
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I'll go with you! I've always wanted a sentient animal friend who can talk (be it daemon/other half of my soul or just a companion, lol, I'm not picky)
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
I'm 73. The nicest picture taken of me in fifty years was taken, of course, fifty years ago.
“For some people, certain times of the year can affect mental health. Sometimes, the change in the way sunlight hits or the temperature changes, for example, can trigger old memories,” says mental health therapist and founder of Growing Connections Counselling, Gail Herbert.
“Our brains can pick up on sensory input during intense experiences that we may not normally notice. Our bodies store the memories from those times. The "logical" prefrontal cortex may not notice, but our bodies do,” she notes.
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Danielle 1 year ago
And whenever I see it I think they look dry, parched, dehydrated, wizened even.
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Roni Stone 1 year ago
This is my favorite malaprop pun meme. (I'm at the stage where I forget my words and I'll sometimes just slip in a ringer for fun. LOL.)
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
Many couples in therapy are there precisely because they don't know each other.
zububonsai 1 year ago (edited)
Hu, now I remember reading a star wars (sequel) fanfic made by this exact (strangers at couples therapy) prompt ...
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Sooploosh MacSchnibble 1 year ago (edited)
This is called a Eel Goby or Worm Goby btw :3 they're somewhat rare and feed on small fish and crustaceans! while often portrayed by pet stores as aggressive, they're pretty docile and also nearly blind! Not only are they found in austrailia, but also Japan, Eastern Africa, and New Caledonia!
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
If the devil keeps his pets in Australia, he keeps his drinking buddies in South Africa. Yeah, that was a dig on Muskrat.
Orange Mum 1 year ago
You know it, Ive got a pet huntsman that's as big as a dinner plate roaming around the house and eating up the dangerous bugs.....he doesnt know he's a pet but we have a mutual understanding:)
Red PANda (any pronouns) 1 year ago
Is it wrong that I think it’s kinda cute? I would keep that as a pet
Cathy Carey 12 months ago
Australia yes, even though he lives in Baghdad. Although, I think one escaped and now lives in Tasmania.
During colder weather and shorter days, it’s common to feel more tired and sad and have difficulty concentrating or getting quality sleep. Since people leave for work in the morning in the dark, spend the whole day in an office, and leave to go home again in the dark, it affects their usual state.
If a person isn’t going outside during their lunch break, the lack of sunlight can disrupt their body’s internal clock, the balance of the body’s melatonin levels, and cause a drop in serotonin, which can trigger the so-called winter blues.
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Beak Hookage 1 year ago
I never look back, darling - it distracts from the now. (This is apparently why Edna doesn't have a box of tissues handy when Elastagirl starts crying!)
Christopher DiOrio 1 year ago
Edna Mode was based on Edith Head, a costume designer from the ‘golden age of Hollywood’…
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Donkey boi 1 year ago
My Wife's theory: 'Men like you have a higher external pain threshold because you do stupid things and hurt your yourselves a lot when you're growing up. But you don't have to live with periods from your pre-teens until your 40's or 50's, so you don't build an tolerance to internal pain.'
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
I felt like I was going to vomit all day but I still worked a full day. Not really sick, just drank too much over the holiday weekend. I pay my debts for my fun.
Sami Smolwing 1 year ago
What if it's a real ailment though? Not self-inflicted? Is there any better cure than your girl's love and sympathy?
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Dumb teenager 1 year ago
Not all guys. I spent most of my life (until about 2 years ago) vomiting multiple times a day and barely able to maintain a healthy body weight but I don’t remember acting like a sick Victorian child for 15 years
Red PANda (any pronouns) 1 year ago (edited)
Bro you good? You’ve gotten treatment for that right??
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JayWantsACat 1 year ago
This is so me. I have chronic back, neck, and ankle pain and deal with issues from major abdominal surgery... but as soon as I get even a mild cold, I'm a giant baby.
Who am I, where am I 11 months ago
If men were the ones having babies, there'd be no more mankind on the planet
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
In the 1950s, most shows had 39 episodes per season. And no re-runs. There was a replacement show in the summer for the other 13 weeks.
LonelyLittleLeafSheep 1 year ago
Agree, sort of. To be fair, most of those 8 episode shows are an hour or so, and have the production quality of a blockbuster theatrical release. As opposed to a half-hour sitcom on a plywood set on the back lot at the studio.
GenuineJen 1 year ago
Is it weird that I would on occasion prefer to have the plywood sets in the back lot? Don't get me wrong, I love a show well done, but give me some of the 90's/ early 00's back, too!
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Lucas 1 year ago
In the UK it was always pretty ordinary for a series to have 6 episodes (or 8...). Actors tended to have a greater range of commitments and not be focused on one show only.
Glen Ellyn 1 year ago
And the quality of those six or eight episodes is much better, too! I enjoy seeing so many actors in so many different roles.
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Gracie Mae 1 year ago
and now a season is split into 2 parts with a break in-between! I've given up on watching series unless they're streaming & I can watch them ALL at my leisure--unfortunately, now we even have to PAY for tv subscriptions!
DowntownStevieB 1 year ago
Shoot, I'm not a boomer and I agree. Like, I'm rewatching the Fresh Prince and that show was gold EVERY DAY!
“Winter blues is a general term, not a medical diagnosis. It’s fairly common, and it’s more mild than serious. It usually clears up on its own in a fairly short amount of time,” says Dr. Matthew Rudorfer, a mental health expert at the National Institute of Health. However, when fatigue and sadness interfere with functions of daily life, it can be a sign of something more serious.
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weird star kid 1 year ago
Finally using Twitter (I refuse to call it X) how it's meant to be used.
Lucas 1 year ago
BlueSky uses proper moderators who do get rid of the nasties (giving them a little time - it's grown so very fast).
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Bob Brooce 1 year ago
My phone tries to send texts like that from my pocket on a regular basis. Luckily it only types weird stuff but doesn't send it.
JSMart26 12 months ago
Once we scale this up to a million birds, I think we’ll start seeing some good quotes…
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g90814 1 year ago
its good for them in the winter, lots of energy from a little bit of fat. You can also use suet (rendered animal fat).
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Anna Stephenson 1 year ago
That smooth mother trucker..........minus 1 point for incorrect version of "your" though lol
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Roy Phillips 12 months ago (edited)
Dad, a vehement anti-smoker is approached by his son who informs Dad that he is a smoker. "Oh, no!" his father replied. "The cigarette is the smoker. You're just a sucker!" "Cigarettes is a blot on the whole human race. A man is a monkey with one in his face. That's my definition, believe me dear brother,A fire on one end and a fool on the t'other." Peter Sellers from Cigareets and whiskey and wild wild women, as seen on the Muppet Show!
“Seasonal affective disorder (SAD), though, is different. It’s a well-defined clinical diagnosis that’s related to the shortening of daylight hours,” says Rudorfer. “It interferes with daily functioning over a significant period of time.” SAD differs from winter blues in that it follows a regular pattern as the seasons change and entails much more severe sadness, sleep, and eating issues. In essence, it’s like comparing occasional sadness with seasonal depression.
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Virgil Blue 1 year ago
Everything about this meeting was awesome. Now, honey, were are my pants?
Beak Hookage 1 year ago
Showed this to a friend who's a huge LEGO nerd. His response: "I'm taking this."
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Isn't it better than more rural areas of Ohio? ...or is it worse?.... I mean, I imagine since it's a bigger city, maybe its restaurant selection is larger?... XD
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Bob Brooce 1 year ago
I really need to know where they were when this exchange took place. Covington, KY? Columbus? Boston? FWIW, when I was in high school a couple of guys I knew drove 6 hours to Canada on a whim. They got to the border crossing and discovered that one of them didn't have his driver's license.
Biofish23 1 year ago
Right!? I need to know if this is a half hour drive or a 3 day road trip.
Load More Replies... Jaya 1 year ago
This is the kind of friend I need! Actually, I need both kind of friends, the one who comes up with crazy spontaneous plans, and the one who just goes along with my crazy spontaneous plans.
Shannon Donnelly 1 year ago
Definitely. You can't just be one. You need someone to switch off with now and then
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detective miller's hat 1 year ago
My friend and I once drove 9 hours to West Virginia just to get food at Tudor's Biscuit World.
Orange Panda 1 year ago
I've never heard of that place, but I would do that too.
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Faelwolf 1 year ago
Once drove with a buddy one night from Fort Wayne to Cleveland because he missed his mother's biscuits. Worth the trip, they were pretty good biscuits! Also made note to ask first next time, my idea of a short trip is different from a long haul trucker's! :)
Tom Brincefield 1 year ago
Fort Wayne to Cleveland isn't bad. Could definitely be worth it for good biscuits. OTOH, iam an OTR trucker. 😁
Load More Replies... Biofish23 1 year ago
No, no we BUILT the railways. Then we abandoned them again.
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Cyril Sneer 1 year ago
But then you'd have to walk around Gotham City at night... no thanks
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About 5% of the U.S. population experiences seasonal depression. People who are exhibiting symptoms of SAD are usually treated with light therapy, which entails looking at a lightbox for 30 or more minutes a day. Such treatment isn’t effective for everyone, so instead, specialists might prescribe antidepressants or cognitive behavioral therapy. It's a type of talk therapy where people try their best to deal with their negative thoughts and engage in new behaviors that make them feel better.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago (edited)
They're bringing you presents be they like you. Birds are smarter than most people think. Especially crows. They are smart AF.
Ozymandias73 1 year ago
and don't p**s one off! (crow) they will remember you and tell their buddies about you and hunt you down! I read this somewhere.
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Norman Ross 1 year ago
Did you see the story of the cat at the fish market every day the cat watched people paying for fish. The cat started to bring a leaf to the fish vendor every day and yes the kind hearted vendor accepted a leaf for payment every day. And yes crows are especially smart.
Jasmijn 1 year ago
My mum started feeding a family of crows a few years ago. They brought her gifts like elastic bands, shiny things, shells, stones, an earring one time. Then the youngsters made their own families and brought them to the feeding parties. My mum taught them to come for food when she whistles a particular tune. Now they’ll follow her when she takes the dogs for walks and will sit on her windowsill and tap on the glass when they’re hungry. She has about a dozen crows now. I’m pretty sure my mum would’ve been burnt at the stake several centuries ago for witchcraft and having crow familiars.
Kenny Kulbiski 1 year ago
I've been feeding crows for 2 or 3 years now and haven't got anything. No diamond rings, sparkly jewelry, nothing. They do indignantly screech at me if I'm slow giving them their food. I guess they do have some human like traits after all.
Roni Stone 1 year ago
They like you! You give to them, they give to you. Most likely crows. Just don't p**s off a crow. I hear they recognize human faces and can hold a grudge for 17 years.
ohjojo (you/your's) 1 year ago
Obviously the cats think that you would look prettier with your hair off of your face. Pull your hair back for the crows.
marianne eliza 1 year ago
I've been feeding the bloody crows here for 4 years. Seen young'uns grow and go. But.... not one of them has ever left me a gift, and they still all fly off to the treetops if I move an inch.
Gracie Mae 1 year ago
it's payment! they see how transactions work in our world & have learned from us
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René Sauer 1 year ago
Before reading the second part I was thinking that person was a divorce lawyer .😁
Jaya 1 year ago (edited)
We used to have "If your boyfriend is drunk, does he scream nasty things at you or tell you a million times he loves you?". This is like the new version of that: "If you boyfriend is drunk and he asks every woman if they're married, is it to cheat or to promote your business?"
Pamela Christie 1 year ago
Even when he's drunk he's thinking of ways to help you. What a guy!
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Alex Schneider 1 year ago (edited)
Well if this dad was singing some epic song,there will be extrapoints..like humming the starwarssound and raising the baby slowly... Supersoundeffectmachines are on aisle 2
Load More Replies... Sooploosh MacSchnibble 1 year ago
*takes all the candy on the shelf and stuffs it in my pockets while the baby covers me from the camera*
TheForrestGreene (he/they/it) 1 year ago
who else had the song from the lion king pop into their head
However, for most people, seasonal mood changes are temporary and can be easily combatted by introducing some lifestyle changes. Therefore, Herbert suggests “getting outside and interacting physically with your environment. This can create new associations for the time of year.” She also proposes journaling in the form of a ‘brain dump.’ “Write for a set amount of time expressing your feelings. These can be positive, negative, or mixed. Write whatever comes to mind and feel free to dispose of it after,” she says.
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Elladine DesIsles 1 year ago
I was the annoying kid who was always getting in trouble because I'd have no idea where we were when it was my turn. I read fast and bore easily, so I'd be pages or sometimes chapters ahead.
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justagirl 1 year ago
yes! counting the people and splitting up with bestie in order to be together.
Load More Replies... Jasmijn 1 year ago
Do what I did as a child: Refuse point blank to speak aloud in class. If I was called upon to read aloud or to answer a question, I would just shake my head. I didn’t care if the other kids thought I was weird; I didn’t like them, and the one kid who was my best friend would do the same thing as me. I could never understand why teachers would pick on me to speak in class when other kids raised their hand and volunteered to do it. I was in the gifted class and had straight As for every subject so they knew I wasn’t stupid; I felt they didn’t need my input in class. And before anyone asks: Yes, I’m on the autistic spectrum 😂 auADHD to be precise.
Tommy DePaul 11 months ago
The one single task I learned in high school that has helped me in my journey the most is public speaking.
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Lady Lestrange 1 year ago
I used to love reading and would wait for my turn, but the teacher won't pick me (as she knew I'm already good at it). She picked those kids who used to have a difficult time reading and the rest of us had a difficult time listening to it.
DowntownStevieB 1 year ago
I stutter and this was the BAIN of my exitance! That and those high-roller teachers who thought they could "cure" me.
brandyy17 1 year ago
my teacher started skipping me after awhile cuz i speak at low volume. no one except those sitting near me heard me. i had massive anxeity so my voice volume would drop during any public talking. normal volume with my friends and variety with family. i remember my teacher noticing my voice difference once and they asked me about it. wen i told them its like everything suddenly made sense to them. he told my other teachers most likely bc in every class i was never asked to answer a question or asked to read out loud.
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Zephyr343 1 year ago
I found a student sleeping in a tent on top (roof) of a college building once...
Dane Smith 1 year ago
I had a friend who when the professor had everyone say where they lived said truck. The professor asked "Where is Truck Missouri?" he said "Right now it's in the parking lot. tonight it will be on Shoal creek"
Bob Gorski 12 months ago
Show me a kid that cares enough about getting a college educatoin to sleep in a tent, and I'd hire him./her!!
Svelk929 1 year ago
If I had to guess probably because moving all his stuff 6 hours away via bike is probably a very arduous task
CP 1 year ago
The headline is slightly misleading. He biked 6 hours to college and now sleeps in a tent at college.
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Hidalgo 1 year ago
Maybe big US colleges should have an area for tents and RV’s as many of motivated, poorer students are virtually homeless and US schools are super expensive
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Rita Verschuure 1 year ago
Or: "this'll do, I gues." Or second worst case; "it's only two nights, right?"
Barbara Wilcock 1 year ago
Check all draws,open an shut wardrobe, walk in and out of bathroom. Switch TV on
Another great way to boost our mood in the darker months is to reach out to our community, says Herbert. “This can be friends or family. It could also be an organization you are involved with, like library book clubs, activist organizations, pet rescue centers, arts organizations, or whatever groups you may be interested in.” Additionally, you might want to look up or create a list of affirmations. “Choose one for each day and spend some time with it at the beginning of your day. Really let yourself be present to the affirmation, even if it feels hard to believe at the moment.”
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Kim N Patterson 1 year ago
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weird star kid 1 year ago
Those things are good, but I gotta give credit to the classic Kinder eggs with the toy inside. But why did they change it? Because the government is more worried about kids choking on a giant toy than banning guns.
KittyGaming 1 year ago
Also it's the parents fault for giving children the egg and not taking out the toy
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Huddo's sister 1 year ago
I had spiders for breakfast today-chocolate, nut free spread and crispy asian noodles, a common treat in Aussie kids birthdays in the past. Not all our spiders are dangerous :) (What Americans call root beer floats, we also call spiders) I made them with the kids at work and they had never heard of them before but loved them.
Celtic Pirate Queen 12 months ago
I let me kids eat leftover homemade peach pie with whipped cream for breakfast. My Mom had a fit. So I was like, "And what is it you order from IHOP?" I mean, c'mon. Fresh peaches & homemade whipped cream in a pastry crust? How is that any different from those box mix pancakes with that "strawberry" sauce you eat?
Satya Bain 12 months ago
Anything I like to eat is suitable for any meal. I'm 62. Deal with it.
S R Godwin 1 year ago
Cadbury's Chocolate Cream Eggs with the yellow "yolk" - Soooo sweet you can only eat them when you're pregnant and have plenty of oestrogen floating about in your body hehehe
Panda Panda Bo Banda 1 year ago
Poor Americans are unable to appreciate a real Kinder Surprise (I'm American)
KittyGaming 1 year ago
Ah this is an American, how do I know? The government banned Kinder Eggs for us and this is our legal alternative :)
Carilyn Beverly 1 year ago
Having grown up in Germany, the Kinder Joy Eggs are just NOT the same as the original!!!
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Lastly, Herbert suggests listening to different music and taking a photo a day. This can help shift your perception and notice something beautiful or fascinating about the colder winter months. While it’s impossible to change the weather and the amount of light we get, these few tips can boost our mood and help us feel better.
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Kelly Scott 1 year ago
I saw the picture and the first thing I did was smile back. Understand, this is a half hour after I got up and usually I don't smile at anything until after 6pm.
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Vanessa Panerosa 1 year ago
Mmmm looks like he’s in Palm Springs! No wonder he’s so joyous! 🌴☀️🌵
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Always reminds me of an episode of Highlander the TV series where Duncan cashes in a savings account from a hundred years ago.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I miss that show SO MUCH. I loved it. I loved the movies. I even liked Highlander: The Animated Series. I was HUGE into Highlander when I was a kid XD (Swords? SCOTLAND??? Immortals?! What kid wouldn't love that?)
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Cathy Carey 12 months ago
Let's see, don't need to buy food, never get sick, can go into clothing store, pick what you want and then ~zip~ out the door without paying(yes, it's wrong), work as a doctor/surgeon/lawyer, cause remember you never need to sleep and remember Everything so college is a breeze. And, let's face it you really have nothing better to do so...
Jude Laskowski 1 year ago
Reminds me of the Canadian tv show Forever Knight, and the male lead (a vampire who works as a police detective) sometimes has to sleep in the trunk of his Cadillac if he can't get home before the sun comes up.
river gondron 1 year ago
reminds me of the scene in futurama where Fry's dollar turned into a fourtune
Celtic Pirate Queen 12 months ago
I've actually seen that house (Forks, WA on the Olympic Penninsula). After "Twilight" came out they had to put up a gated fence.
Susan Pierson 12 months ago
This is true of so many shows - middle class folks - police, for example, often have what look like to me expensive homes with expensive interiors. The women wear many different outfits but complain about not earning much. In films/programs/series that take place during or right after WWII, the cars look new and shiny, the clothes look new and very fashionable - everyone looks healthy and well fed after years of rationing and making do. The words coming out of their mouths (rationing etc) and the way evderything looks usually don't match at all.
Bob Gorski 12 months ago
Like a lot of executives in big companies....blood suckers all of them!!!
Melinda Flick 12 months ago
This is well explained in MANY books with vampires in them. Somebody needs a remedial reading class.
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meh 1 year ago (edited)
That's Gurugram, a city in India. This was on my way to work . The other side gets jam packed at night.
David 1 year ago
Meh, The infrastructure doesn't look like it would accommodate it but it looks like they would benefit a lot by reversible lanes. Imagine if the four lanes closest to the middle could be switched so at various times six lanes go the crowded direction and one lane goes the empty direction. A portion of the freeway near Seattle is like that. Except with Seattle it is two or three lanes in the middle that are separate from the rest. They just change the entrances / direction for the rush hours.
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Cathy Carey 12 months ago
I asked a doctor and it's normal to really only have one side open at a time.
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Pam Wilson-Hallinan 12 months ago
Exactly why you should NEVER loan your auto! This was a few years ago but my sister had a step-niece that wanted them to rent a car for her - under 25 and NO LICENSE! I don't know what goes thru these young peoples heads!
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Celtic Pirate Queen 12 months ago
If you have to create a fake account to "catch" your SO in a lie, you already know your relationship is over.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
What a cruel death! The audience can see the screen! They'll all die too! XD
Load More Replies... Probably Legal 1 year ago
Honestly, that’s my favorite kind of group project. I’m a control freak and will happily do all the work myself.
Daniel Linder 1 year ago
Reminds of this gem of a reddit post :) https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1gh6en0/aita_for_refusing_to_cook_after_my_bf_tried_to/
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Remi (He/Him) 1 year ago
The last one has divorce lawyers circling above the house like vultures probably
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ABC no seven FCK CENSORING 1 year ago
Wait, no comment about them having sex? What's wrong with you? 🤔
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Pandemonium 1 year ago
My ex- and I send each other Mothers' and Fathers' Day greetings. Seems real normal.
Jaya 1 year ago
You text with your ex about the sex you had together? At least, that's how I read it, that the 'collaboration' was the sex that created the children.
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Papa 1 year ago
Maybe he, like me, gets the receipt texted to him when he uses his debit card, and he doesn't bother opening them.
Load More Replies... Gracie Mae 1 year ago
it's great to have this kind of a relationship with an ex, especially when their are kids involved! my ex & I text birthday & holiday greetings to each other, as well as spend time together on some of them. one big happy family
Ex-teacher 1 year ago
I was considering getting my ex- a 25th divorcery card but nothing like that in the store.
Lisa Erikson 12 months ago
It is much easier to have a "good" relationship with someone who is not day-to-day. I think it is great exes communicate well about the kids.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
"I don't know, Steve, can someone else not on this project go and get me a chicken?"
Lynda Nesbitt 12 months ago
No one should have to forgo getting a chicken for some stupid work project.
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Zephyr343 1 year ago
No kidding. Took me 10 minutes to read your comment!
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Reviewer01 1 year ago
I have a worse affliction. I fall asleep briefly reading text books and dream some content. Then I go back through the actual book and it's not there. Repeat. I not only have to learn things, I have to scrub out what I thought I learned. I can get through 6 micronaps in a paragraph if the text is dense enough.
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Child of the Stars 1 year ago
Immediately call the bank because fraud charges (or theft, or whatever it would be as the result of spending money that is CLEARLY not mine!) are the absolute last thing I need right now.
Ace 1 year ago
Final time? Dude, either you're really old or you have no idea how easy it's gonna be to blow that lot in the next 5 years or so.
Parmeisan 1 year ago
FIVE YEARS? I think if you come from poverty then you will be smarter than that. That's 80-100k in interest alone per year. Put it in the bank. Spend only your interest. You can make it last the rest of your life and still be buying all sorts of things you'd never have looked at before.
Load More Replies... Norm Gilmore 1 year ago
Happened in New Zealand in 2009. A service station owner asked for a 100,000 dollar overdraft but was accidentally given 10 million. https://edition.cnn.com/2012/08/24/world/asia/new-zealand-accidental-millionaire-sentenced/index.html
Isabel Galvez 12 months ago
People, if that happens, don't go nuts buying stuff. You'll have to give it back.
somnomania (she/her, queer) 1 year ago
distribute 2/3rds of it to my friends and then use the remainder to pay for all the home repairs that need doing and invest in some better quality items in my life, like a newer and fancier sleepnumber mattress. i'd have to get rid of it all immediately, because otherwise i lose my ssi payments.
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Celtic Pirate Queen 12 months ago
When I get invited to something I really don't want to attend I say, "Oh, thank you so much for thinking of me, but I have other plans". The fact my plans include flannel jammies, my cozy blankie and Netflix is really none of their business.
Alex Boyd 1 year ago
I had one the other day; it wa pretty good. I also got both of the cantina-menu tacos; the soft taco was top-tier (as Taco Bell goes, I mean). The crispy one was a mess of burnt, greasy cheese--I'm not sure if that's the concept or if my local taco bell did something wrong.
Load More Replies... weird star kid 1 year ago
Understandable, but he'll be paying for that later in the uhh, toilet.
somnomania (she/her, queer) 1 year ago
i do not understand why people say this, i've never had this happen to me from eating taco bell, or any mexican food (authentic or otherwise)
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Pandemonium 1 year ago
That's exactly how clever, artistic Nancy made fake IDs for her friends back in the 70s
R Dennis 1 year ago
Not hypothetically taking an older siblings paperwork in claiming you lost your license? And because you are siblings, you know everything (birthdate, license number, previous address) when the clerk is suspicious? Then getting an actual state issued driver's license in the mail two weeks later? Oh course not... who would actually do that? Certainly not I! 😶🌫️
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Mary Peace 11 months ago
And I bet he knows EXACTLY what you like without you having to write one of those letters!
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brandyy17 1 year ago
is this an iphone thing cuz my samsung galaxy doesnt do that and im happy it doesnt
Pandamonium Pandas Pandie 1 year ago
I have iphone and mine does this so I guess
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Mary Peace 11 months ago
I've never seen this before. I've been promised a new phone for Christmas so I better make sure it doesn't have this, because I'd probably drop the phone and cut everyone off!
Onahogar Emmanuel 12 months ago
Especially if it's a new phone or someone else's phone, I end up hanging up
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martin734 1 year ago
Someone once broke into by Land Rover by cutting through the canvas sides because they were too stupid to work out how to untie it. It cost £500 to replace the canvas so now I leave the doors unlocked, a disk lock on the steering wheel and a device that locks the clutch and brake pedals. They can get in without damaging anything but they can't drive it away unless they spend 30 mins cutting away the security devices first. Which is plenty of time for me to give them a thorough beating with a cricket bat.
Bob Brooce 1 year ago
Exactly the kind of note you'd expect on a car with something valuable under the driver's seat.
Antonia 1 year ago
A parking garage in a bad part of Amsterdam. (The Bijlmer in the seventies and eighties) A friend drove an old Alfa Romeo. One day the lock of the left door was forced, not much of value in the car. Week later the right door was forced. Friend decided not to repair the car, it was not worth it anymore. Week later an addict was sleeping on the backseat of the car. Stench was unbearable. Enough was enough, time to demolish the car . . .
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Greg Stewart 11 months ago
Hy larious: and so easy to get out of. Funniest thing seen all week, thanks.
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
Owen is a town is Wisconsin. Chances are the cookie would have cooled off before it gets to me.
KatSaidWhat 1 year ago
Annnd flashback to receptionist asking this morning if I can lift stuff between my butt cheeks...
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Kavin 1 year ago
The 7x seems to be smaller in the bottom answer. I think it's e^(x^2+7x) (2x+7) vs e^x^(2+7x) (2x+7)
Disgruntled Panda 1 year ago
The +7x is relating to very different parts of the equation, x in one, 2 in the other. Not that I could solve it mind
Christine Stewart 12 months ago
It took me a full minute to even see the discrepency. Handwritten it would have been easy to write the correct answer. Typing it makes it easy to get it incorrect...
Cathy Carey 12 months ago (edited)
Oh, I see what he did wrong. He added the exponent to the 7x, not the x to the second power. That's the way it looks anyway; you have to be So careful in math. Any mistake, no matter how small, and the whole thing implodes.
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Mike F 1 year ago
She'll be at the gate, after her 2-7 stretch is finished.
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So...does he have to tip her? Or was he not allowed to join in on the trip?
Kalikima 1 year ago (edited)
I think it's considered kidnapping if he went with her..
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I used to do this in my 20s XD I played a lot of FPS/fighting games in those days and it was pretty satisfying to pull off a really cool move on someone else or kill someone else's character with an anti-tank missile from across the map. Then briefly turn on voicechat and respond to their inevitable b!tching just to let them know they'd been pwned by a girl XD
Probably Legal 1 year ago
If someone tells me that I’ve been killed by a girl, I just say “Nice job.” There really isn’t a difference between whether a guy kills you or a girl kills you.
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zububonsai 1 year ago
As a 5'1" I love this conversation. Every time I read this I go "Aaaaaww 😍".
TruthoftheHeart 1 year ago
I'm a 5-ft woman, I have never once been worried about a man's height. But honestly if anything I prefer short guys, less having to crane my neck to look up at them
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ABC no seven FCK CENSORING 1 year ago
It's a play on words, he's saying she's "so fine"
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 1 year ago
You should remove the i from your name because you let people sit on you.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Haha, okay, I haven't done this, per se, but back when my ex used to inflict hours-long rants on me/lecture me for hours, I used to fake calls from my family (who lived next door) and I'd say they needed my help with my dad (who was disabled and bedridden) so I could escape the abuse. It didn't work for long, and I stayed with him way longer than I should have, but live and learn.
The Shark 1 year ago
I feel ya girl... Spent 8 years with a dude like that. I'm glad you got out!
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Alyssa Phillips 1 year ago
My son has a "just say no" emoji when he's in that situation. He also has a "I'm uncomfortable, call, yell that I'm grounded, and come get me" emoji
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The Shark 1 year ago
I've reached a point in life where I can't watch a movie alone because I'll be asleep within the first 10 minutes.😂 For some reason, a warm human body next to me prevents this🤷🏼♀️
Sooploosh MacSchnibble 1 year ago
for me its the other way around. I get soo sleepy when im cuddling next to someone bc I feel so comfy like this one time on halloween I almost fell asleep on one of my besties chest :3
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SweetCheesySpaghetti 1 year ago
Until your fingernail hits a tiny bump and you feel it up to your elbow
Sooploosh MacSchnibble 1 year ago
I used to do this except they had stucco walls so my hands got a lil bloody but for whatever reason I didnt care and the school thought I was self harming
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
The girl on the left was named Niece Waidhofer. She committed suicide in 2022 due to ongoing mental health struggles. (No, this pic didn't contribute to them - she was, by all accounts, a funny and quirky person who would have gotten a kick out of a gift "box".) Please take care of your mental health if you can, my fellow Pandas; I love all of you and would hate to lose any of you. As someone who has danced on the edge of suicide since I was 13 (and made two very serious attempts), my inbox/Discord PMs/Steam PMs are always open to anyone who needs a sympathetic and non-judgmental ear. <3
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Alas, I'm female, but the only birthday congratulations/notifications I get are from my optometrist, my neurologist, the bone-marrow donor registry I'm a part of, and Chewy.com, who also sends me birthday emails on my pets' birthdays XD
Elladine DesIsles 1 year ago
On my birthday I typically turn everything off and ignore everyone.
Kelly Scott 1 year ago
At my age no one better send me any birthday notifications. My doctor's office sent a damn card and I'm about to blast their a*s for it now.
Count Stefan Amaranth 1 year ago
I don’t get birthday notifications because no one knows my birthday. My date of birth is only used for ID purposes. No one else knows
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I mean, I'm pretty out of shape, so my heart does make me sweat whenever I'm forced to raise its BPM above like 60.
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
The step-motjher sounds careless - or at least inattentive -when it comes to money.
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Leah Brown 1 year ago
If he's referring to the symbol keyboard on his phone, between the ) and & is '$' which also makes sense.
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Norm Gilmore 1 year ago (edited)
Close. Other way for the ) It's 89. Urban Dictionary will tell you what it's slang for..
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