This Insta Account Is The One All Dads Should Follow And Here Are 30 Of The Best Jokes Posted There (New Pics)

but he'll have loads of stories about the one that got away

Teach a man to fish and he will turn around and try to teach you to fish, like he invented it and you're an idiot 😉

More like twice (ever,) for my dad

me. XD

Sometimes this happens to me, but it's chill. Igloo it back together.

lol

aww XD that's funny but also kinda sad

They missed a chance for using 'bro' in the third line. come on, if you're not over-using it, you're not cool. 😂

Some marketing genius in Italy thought, we'll call our chocolate, "Children Joy" and sell it to the Germans

ha

Well you’re s**t out of luck.

Well, crap.

True life story. Sometimes when i have a morning shift cup of coffee makes its magic and i think the same. And i can't even use it as an excuse, because i would be late anyway 🤣.

lmao

She got really passive.

that's my fave

Everyone's excited that 2020 is ending. But the following year is 2020-WON. And then comes 2020-Too!!

Oh boy

Sorry but 2021 is starting out horrible with this 2nd stimulus mess up. :/ Boo.

This took an embarrassingly long time for me to "get this."

I used to say two thousand and twenty just to screw with people since people just called it twenty twenty.

Here's another one for free - B.

That's a honey of a pun!

For a second I thought they were going to make a joke about a baker's dozen. Like wait, you aren't a baker sir...

Aaaahhhhh........I had to read that twice!

She's doing her part to curb the spread of COVID-19 - by avoiding meet.

Just leaf that alone

If life gives you melons then you are dyslexic

Deja vu.