👏🏻😂

Wow!

And drunk people!

!

Hahahaha

I giggled, not gonna lie

What if you're going to hang yourself at the business meeting?

Yes - every doctor needs a tranquilizer gun, bowling pins, and rubber duckies......

For any practical reasons it just makes sense to save your partner by real name. Otherwise, stuff happens like writing the bank on the loan extension and putting him into CC as "Butternut Sweety " or her as "Sweetest honey-baby ".

We kinda have to put our phones in our back pockets because our pants don't have real pockets in the front.

She's a vampire! Stealing the life force of her subjects!

🤩 🤩 🤩 wow 👏👏

Nothing like a police dog coming up to you in an airport 😬

This is amazing! I love that idea

or take ur chances with the bees

So cold, even the vermin got the hell out :D

I mean they could...... but no.

Future Darwin Award winner.

Someone took cutie pie quite literally?

Which one's?

These sorts of charges should be criminal.

*gladiator music starts playing*

What the actual f**k

XD

"Here comes the bright knight on his horse..."

I'm sure someone is thinking about doing that.

LMFAO

Oh no

Ouch

I can touch type - assuming all he did was switch the plastic keys and not mess with the wiring underneath, pressing A would still being up Q (assuming a QWERTY keyboard was the original). I'd just type him a nice, long email, while occasionally making and holding eye contact to show how unphased I am by his prank.

I can't stop laughing hahahahahahaha

i wish i could uv more than once

Say "i love dad", "dad is the best" and so on, enjoy until the kid gets bored with it :)

Hahaha

Or try to build a centaur

oop-

Not cursed. I agree with that cursed commenter

me reading this at 3 AM

oh...

OH G O D N O

I love this photo! Probably made that guys lifelong dream to crowd surf come true!

My heart melted

SPLAT!

oh no...

My wife says I can't pee in the shower unless I'm taking a shower.

bish WHAT?!!!!

True,

Magnesium strips and copper filings. Sparky spark boom!

Ewewewew

I don't get this one lol

No it’s 1/4096 unless you have the shiny charm

You're supposed to wind the rope around 13 times.

looks like hes about to lob a grenade into it

They became a couple in the special episode "Act Your Age", when Ferb was 18, never before. It took two minutes for me to find that.

Someone's got it coming!

That's going to hurt...