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They say that once something is on the internet, it will stay here forever. Which is quite nice if we're talking about a funny picture of your cat or your proudest sewing project.

However, the same "law" applies to moments that are, let's say, less than ideal. For example, having a brain fart on social media and sharing a bizarre status update, or going live on TV with an explicit item in the background.

The subreddit 'Hilarious Cringe' is an excellent example of that. This online community is dedicated to collecting and immortalizing moments that make awkward seem cool.

#1

Um

Um

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Panda Boi
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To advertise that he is a carpenter, a person who makes crosses for people to be crucifide upon.

Mr. Toast
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember some comedian saying if Jesus ever came back he would hate it on earth as there's crosses everywhere as that is the last thing he wants reminding of.

Michael Largey
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's unsuccessfully trying to keep vampires away. Forgetting that he's in Israel so all the vampires are Jewish.

Cat_Goddess
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1 year ago

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Allen Packard
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Christian here. I'd also like to point out that our Lord and Savior was probably not a white guy. I know, I know, call me crazy. Lol!

Red Foreman
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also probably not a real guy either. Which makes you dillusional, not crazy.

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Andy Smith
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1 year ago

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sleepybear
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just cuz he thought it would go with his outfit

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    #2

    1st Submission

    1st Submission

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scented and flavored. One of the biggest complaints is that people claim it's being "marketed to children" because it smells/tastes like candy.

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    Rostit.. .
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last thing I think of when I walk past a bunch of people with their douche-flutes is that they look gangster. They look ridiculous with their little battery powered wubbies

    Melissa Robinson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sucks in America, you think you're coming up on a popcorn cart around the corner with all these delicious fruity and caramely smells and poof it's a bunch of people vaping... Disappointment at its fullest

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they get their uniforms from Gangsters'R'Us?

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say what you will about vaping but I'm 15 years smoke free and no longer use a vape either. My Dr approved it and by slowly decreasing the % of nicotine in the juice (yes that's what it's called) there was no withdrawal. Couldn't recommend more highly of you're trying to quit smoking. We just need stricter laws around who can access them and better regulations for ingredients. But I don't regret using one at all.

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, ... so? I'm not into that by any means, but if people like to look like gangsters while smelling like strawberry muffins - so it be, huh...?

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay. I admit this is true. I am vape after quiting smoking. Nothing says bada$$ like whipping out your black metallic vape with a skull on it and you're blowing out water vapor that smells like blueberry muffins or Fruity Pebbles. I'm 52 by the way lol

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    To learn more about this corner of Reddit, we contacted its only moderator, platform user Rookvrouw_Joke.

    "Years ago, I commented 'r/hilariouscringe' on a r/sadcringe post, and it got so many upvotes that I decided to create the community," they told Bored Panda.

    "It gained 1K members immediately and slowly grew to 10K over a year or two. The last time I checked, we were at 20K and steadily growing. I would describe it as a surprisingly active community in terms of posts, comments, and interactions. I'm always surprised by new posts."

    #3

    Did You Not Read The Post?

    Did You Not Read The Post?

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    A Wild Bean (they/them/any)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes aside that's actually very helpful, I was actually just wondering if I should use "farther" or "further" in the story I'm writing

    kathoco
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it’s not true. Further can be used for physical distance (John lives further away than Mary.) here’s a better explanation https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/is-it-further-or-farther-usage-how-to-use

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    KinoEel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My further from farther away

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh you forgot the Psychedelic Furthur Onward Through the Fog!

    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, both farther and further can be used with physical distance.

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Furthur is if you're on a bus with Ken Kesey.

    deejak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Anything further, father?" -- Marx Bros, Horsefeathers

    Cowws
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I reckon it's also cultural. I'm Aussie and have spent time with many poms and never knew some people said farther until recently

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this one! So tired of posts here getting farther/further wrong...

    Shadow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well sorry but you can use them interchangeably from what I saw

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    LinkTheHylian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't take grammar tips from people who don't start their sentences with capital letters.

    Heather Vandegrift
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always have trouble with formerly and formally when spoken because they sound just enough alone that I have to make sure I'm pronouncing the right one

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    #4

    A Big Truck

    A Big Truck

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    RosenCranzLives
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, honesty isn't always the best policy, but sometimes, it's not the worst.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's remarkably self deprecating and somehow honest. I don't usually expect that from truck guys.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. At least you'd know what you're gonna get.

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I read that like a country song?

    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not fat and if he can afford a truck like that at 21 I am honestly impressed!

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how much his 96-month loan payment is.

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were 30 years younger... 😆 I'd love a big greasy burger right about now. 😋👉🍔

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... that's an honnest introduction. Better than discovering everything on first date. And probably there is some girl looking exactly this.

    Sylvia Baker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he's not fat and that is an amazing truck.... give it a go

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    #5

    Where Can I Cancel My Subscription

    Where Can I Cancel My Subscription

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no, he's got a point

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not really a free trial though. It's just someone else is paying your subscription :P

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    Cactuar Jon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cancel subscription. Cancel Subscription! CANCEL SUNBSCRIPTION!!!

    Kare Deter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just keep robbing the poor/middle class people. We barely make enough to survive and my hubby learned he wasn't having enough deducted from his retirement so (1) we owe and (2) we owe a PENALTY for not having enough deducted. Like... wtaf.

    2x4b523p
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I don’t mind that my subscription pays for my healthcare when I need it and my mom’s pension and the kids next door education. I just wish corporations operating in my country didn’t get option to unsubsciribe, maybe my subscription would go down a bit then and I certainly would not mind that.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer to think of it more like reverse direct deposit. My work deposits my paychecks directly into my bank account and a portion of my pay goes straight to the government. Fully automated except for the fact that once a year I have to file file to get a minor refund. Why they can't just tax me a little less and keep what I owe? No idea.

    DeoManus Argentem
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're in the US you can just amend your W4 with your employer to not withhold any federal income taxes from your paycheck. If you ever get a refund it's just bad tax planning - you're giving the government an interest-free loan!

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    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cost of participation in a society (infrastructure, protection, hopefully medical assistance) .... deduct the taxes from the pay offered when you accept the job and negotiate up from there. Bask in the glory of contributing to the greater good ... VOTE accordingly.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Taxes are the price we pay for civilization." - Nero Wolfe

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    CK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are organizations that exist for the sole purpose of stopping people from canceling.

    Joshua
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you’re a US citizen you still have to pay the subscription even if you’re subscribing in another country.

    The.Butterfly.Effect.530
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's b******t that it costs money to exist... I DIDNT ASK TO BE HERE AND JUST BECAUSE I CAN CHOOSE MY UNIFORM DOES NOT MEAN I AM FREE!!!

    Happy to be a wallflower
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn’t cost money to exist, it costs money to live in a society and benefit from it. You can go live in the woods and survive by yourself if you want, that’s free. But if you want to benefit from society you have to pay for it

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    Geir Waldeland
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, as a Norwegian, living in Norway, where taxes aren't particularly high, compared to our income, and all healthcare is free, I'm actually very pleased with my subscription, especially after I had to spend between six and seven months in hospital after I was involved in a car accident.

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    Talking about content, Rookvrouw_Joke said, "The type of cringe usually posted in r/hilariouscringe is really all in the name. It's usually on the funny side of cringe, so it's more digestible for people who don't like to cringe."

    "When I set up the community, I made it clear there are absolutely no rules besides Reddit's rules and no self-promotion," the moderator added. "This is because other cringe subreddits that already existed were extremely strict, and I find Reddit moderation to be the most cringe thing on the internet — just a bunch of Discord mods on a power trip to enforce their echo chamber."

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    #6

    The Typo Of The Century

    The Typo Of The Century

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    Stevie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For one of them this may be true

    lenxia buda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ĵust coz only he got caught don't think they're all innocent

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    cugel.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the 50km wank that's tough.

    Angela C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post killed me. Now my loved ones will have to wank behind my coffin as well

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL!! That's one of the worst typos you could possibly make. It's also SO funny. :)

    Deeelite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahaha.gasp.hahahahaha!!!!

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least one of the Queen's children is a wânker anyhow! 😆

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the author of the article didn't have his mind on the job while typing...

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife was a proofreader for the local small town weekly newspaper. She was checking an article about raising show pigs, and one sentence discussed the importance of making sure the PEN IS the correct temperature. A crucial space was left out between two words, and it got printed that way.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the freedom of the press to say anything, without consequences

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    #7

    Poorly Placed Advertising

    Poorly Placed Advertising

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HIS limit was. It scales with bodyweight, gender, genetics, habit, age, ... . Yours you'll have to similarly test.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part of the package of my last cruise was that I could have up to 15 alcoholic drinks a day for free. Yeah, like I would have remained conscious that long.

    Heather Vandegrift
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, that's why you space them out over the trip! Amateur

    Foxglove🇮🇪
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're supposed to spread them out over a few days, not down them one after another!

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet again, the inter-reaction between getting drunk and doing something stupid ... intensified by the lag between drinking it and feeling the effects.

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    #8

    Just A Normal Guy

    Just A Normal Guy

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    Sabrina Longo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that he felt the need to put "normal" in the search. Lol

    Northlander72
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "say something" in the text entry field must feel extra judgemental for him right now.

    Weaponized Beef
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her: I can see that you searched for "regular human being selfies." Gorlak: Graaaahhh! Foiled again!

    Lea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Grindr so mostly him and not her

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    #9

    Sweet Job On The Photoshop

    Sweet Job On The Photoshop

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    Bonesko
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dildos go in your night stand, leaving it on a bookcase is an accident. Don't look in anyone's night stand!

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    CP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ehh, who cares! Why do people get all bent out of shape over sex?

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing this isn't her only one, just her favorite.

    Jessica Shookhoff
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing to be ashamed about, says your local internet mom!

    Mark Fuller
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dickens, Wordsworth, Plath, Carroll, 12" double ended ribbed, Orwell, Christie, Blyton, Rampant Rabbit vibrator, Tolstoy, Kafka, Hemingway...

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean to work for the BBC News division you kinda have to be a D*ldo with no self respect

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    However, as the saying goes, every stick has two ends and the moderator's choice to give people a lot of freedom has led to some extremist humor posted to the subreddit every once in a while. Nothing too substantial, though.

    "I admit I delete a few posts a year that are political jokes or borderline hateful towards minorities. I think entertainment should be an escape from real-life problems, so there is no reason for divisive content that could hurt someone's feelings to exist in my subreddit (or on Reddit)," the moderator said, highlighting that r/hilariouscringe is definitely about secondhand embarrassment and not schadenfreude (the pleasure derived from another person's misfortune).

    #10

    Will She Ever Find Love?

    Will She Ever Find Love?

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    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BAHAHAHA Love it! I hope Ben Shapiro sees this.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he'll get real insecure and grow a scraggly teenager beard like Jared Kushner.

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    Mario Strada
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other day someone lowered the pitch of ben Shapiro's voice, as people do in videos for dramatic effect. The problem was that when they lowered the pitch of his voice, he sounded like a normal person talking. Well, I found it hilarious, but I guess you had to be there.

    Janis Wise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the first thing crossed my mind when I saw that picture. Wouldn’t surprise me a bit. That man has an amazing fixation on penises and who puts them where and just generally seems to wallow in the sex lives of everyone.

    Stevie S
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    1 year ago

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    Didn't know Charlie Sheen was a lesbian

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    #11

    I Had To Yelp This Prison

    I Had To Yelp This Prison

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    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Also, very non-aggressive cavity searches." That seems like a rave to me.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can Yelp review prisons? What else can you write yelp review for? Can I write a Yelp review for a traffic light? They recently changed the timing on one in my neighborhood and I hate it.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a lot of Google reviews for places you can't actually go. Check out the Marianna Trench reviews!

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    Elio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that positive review of the police department where the reviewer said the police were "polite and very gentle when they arrested me."

    mysterious(all pronouns)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to amuse yourself, look at reviews of your local courthouse. My favorite is 2 stars, "yuck"

    SJones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non aggressive cavity search?

    Aidan Pite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay so now that you're done talking about the school you work at, could we get some information on the prison system?

    Felix Quinones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sarcasm is also a language that COs are fluent in.

    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean by knowledgeable? Knowledgeable in what area exactly?

    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a review of a homeless shelter once. And the guy complained!

    Bartlet for World Domination
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah the homeless should be happy with anything thrown their way /s

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    #12

    Always Give It Your All

    Always Give It Your All

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    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have no idea of the story behind this. For all we know the kid wanted to be thrown by the guy idolised.

    Donald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have years of martial arts training, trust me the kid was fine with it and he wouldn't hurt the little one. When you're little you're made out of rubber bands anyway, I wish I could bounce like I used to lol

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    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when I was playing Mario Kart and one of the racer's name was Adam_Age_5. I figured his mom set it up to let the rest of us know to take it easy on him. As soon as I got my first box, I blew him off the track yelling, "Die, Adam_Age_5!" My husband looked at me and said, "You're 40. What is wrong with you?" I stand by it.

    Lame Llama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's tongue-in-cheek from one of the local news sites in Singapore.

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me think of Kramer on a Seinfeld episode.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like he is trying to drill a hole into the floor with the kid :D

    Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little dude did not see that coming. His instructor wanted to show that his *unagi* is weak.

    Stevie S
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    1 year ago

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    Wow, i bet he feels so powerful. I also wager he only dates girls with small hands.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean FEET. Dude is probably into feet. Or more precisely toes. Just speculating to make it as creepy as possible.

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    #13

    Honest Mistake

    Honest Mistake

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    Diana Burnwood
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we not gonna talk a bit that dog profile picture

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is a meme legend. It will never not be funny.

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't even look crisp, it looks soggy as heck.

    Justme
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your daughter looks delicious

    Huyang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it just me or the lasagna/daughter pic looks like some guy with a snotty nose wiping some tears from his right eye???...am overthinking maybe

    My O My
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fail to see lasagna

    Red Foreman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's funny anti abortion people have posters of the fetuses on them that look like Korean BBQ

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    But pictures like these might be more than entertainment and could actually serve another purpose. Dr. Dean Burnett, a neuroscientist and author of Emotional Ignorance: Lost and Found in the Science of Emotion, thinks that at its core, cringing is a mechanism to deter us from behaving in ways that risk us losing status or gaining the negative judgement of others.

    Our bodies consider ​“negative judgement” to be a threat to survival, Burnett explained.

    “Our primitive brain reflexes don’t really discern between a physical threat (e.g. a nearby tiger) and a psychological threat (e.g. potentially embarrassing ourselves in front of others), so they trigger similar responses.”

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    #14

    Can't Stop Laughing!

    Can't Stop Laughing!

    HIGHrolling98 Report

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, those aren't bad legs

    Cathy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He skipped belly day but not leg day!

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    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laundry day? Please say it's laundry day. If not, I'm guessing he lives in The Villages.

    SCamp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for the tagline 😂😂😂

    Francois
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks more like he lost a bet.

    Stevie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the cash machine ate his card...whilst still in his pocket

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It usually costs an arm and an leg. But today just two trouser legs.."

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    SpirklePlatz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m more concerned about why he’s wearing his tween niece’s shorts.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I was thinking laundry day an some teen relative's shorts were the only thing clean.

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    Pauly Donahue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn dude, save some for the rest of us!

    Kyle S.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be a crime NOT to share those legs with the world!

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    #15

    Meanwhile In India

    Meanwhile In India

    LoneWolfShaz Report

    Stevie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the genius pic, it's...well...genius

    Travelling Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cringe is BP putting a clever and scientifically punny pic in this collection (r/meanwhile in india thread, "originally")

    Cerridwn d'Wyse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's cute. I would actually purposely go there to get a cup of coffee

    Mel Colley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I came up with that idea.

    María Hermida
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    1 year ago

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    JP Purves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I think the sign is quite clever.

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    #16

    Oh S**t

    Oh S**t

    MrWonanother Report

    KinoEel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More than 30 as well, throwing spaghetti at a wall

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the f**k u cooking spaghetti villain

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    Elwood Schwartz (it/that)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it is entirely possible that they are all cute. Cast a wide net or whatever.

    Weaponized Beef
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy's over here trying to do a budget version of The Bachelor.

    Illicit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man is just being efficient.

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's using the scattershot technique. It has to hit at least one!

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess he likes to get all his rejects at one time.

    DoNotGoGentleIntoThatGoodNight
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even feel Second-hand embarrassment for this douchebag

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    #17

    The Spelling Mistake In This Textbook On Writing Specifically Warning Of Spelling Mistakes

    The Spelling Mistake In This Textbook On Writing Specifically Warning Of Spelling Mistakes

    TravellingSaffa Report

    Stevie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He cid'nt use his spellchecker

    Dan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks intentional to me

    I_imagine_even_worse_w***s
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a paper graded that only pointed out spelling mistakes. Fun thing is none of them were spelling mistakes. They wrongly assumed American spelling was used internationally even though the university was in the UK! After the entire class complained, he never made that mistake again!!! I still wonder about how he never picked up on the spelling differences being in academia where he would have come across plenty of research, texts etc. That were not written in American English, did the dude just think they all had spelling errors in them!?!

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what is popularly known as a “joke”.

    Jakoe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way. 😮I've never heard of the term lol jk

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    JM
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 1970’s, I had a textbook (Algebra, I think), and in the instructions on how to use the book, it said at the end of each section, go to whatever section it then directs you to. For example, if at the end of section 2.1, the book says to go to section 2.3, you were to do that. I don’t recall why - maybe there were quizzes or something. I no longer recall exactly what the book said, but roughly, I was at the beginning of the book, something like section 1.1. The direction at the end was to go somewhere else, section 1.3 or something like that. Naturally curious, I went from section 1.1 to section 1.2 and the text said something like “what are you doing here? waiting for a bus? the directions were to go to section 1.(whatever)” I can’t say I exactly remember the wording, but it was definitely, “what are you doing here?”

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There were some teaching books back then, that sent you on to correctional material depending on your score in the end-of-chapter test. They helped - a bit - imho, but they never quite replaced the need for a teacher.

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    CK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't, don't. Great combo.

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't the spell check find "Con't"?

    MikeMaxis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a problem spelling that word too. My computer does not correct only underlines smh

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    "In this case, the unconscious desire to make yourself smaller to avoid detection or judgement means we cringe to minimize our presence until the ​'risk' has passed," Burnett said.

    So when we find people cringeworthy, our bodies are essentially telling us to avoid them. Otherwise, we could risk becoming associated with them and being socially alienated from the pack.

    #18

    Arr!

    Arr!

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I feel bad. Many years ago, there was a kid with an eyepatch selling cookies in the mall. He said, "What kind of cookie can I get you?" I said, "Argh, Chips Ahoy, matey!" He seemed not to get it, either.

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were a kid too, then it doesn’t matter, kids are silly.

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    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom recently had a stoke and had to wear an eye patch, she made tons of pirate jokes so we got her a patch with skull and bones and some pirate accessories. She loved it.

    Ru Bee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your mum sounds like an amazing and positive person may we all be so blessed 💗

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she's the pirate, you have to offer YOUR booty and/or plunder, not the other way around!![That'd upset their financial model.]

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally had this same conversation with a friend about a friend of a friend about this exact thing last week.

    CooperDooper81
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's amazing how complex that sentence is whilst saying nothing at all.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a kid my brother suffered from an eye condition called "lazy eye". He had wear a patch over his good eye to get the bad one into the habit of working right. Unfortunately, the patch was very medical looking, not pirate cool, but it did the job.

    R F.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like her sense of humor was also removed.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fairness, he seemed to be asking to plunder her booty, which is a bit of an unduly strong come-on.

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    Justin Rogers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to wear an eye patch as a kid for a lazy eye. Kids are mean

    Alan Gale
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had conjunctivitis, and was wearing a patch. Waiting in a bank, a mum and a little girl come in. Little girl, at the top of her voice "Mummy, look, it's a PIRATE!!!" Poor mum look so embarrassed, but I just had to laugh!

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    #19

    Damn

    Damn

    bolosdq Report

    SCamp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the dude that didn’t bathe for like 80 years, true story

    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amou Haji, an Iranian man considered the "dirtiest man in the world," has passed away at the age of 94. He died on October 23 in the village of Dejgah after he was persuaded by villagers to take a bath for more than 60 years.

    Jakoe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moral of the story: Do Not Bathe.

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    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your car's cabin air filter watching you hang an air freshener from the rearview mirror.

    cherry~
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amou_Haji

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, he passed away after taking a bath!! True story, look it up.

    Ai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joke on you, I live in Cracow, I have two air purifiers in my small apartment. Unfortunately, I need them.

    DumYum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the idea of the meme is hysterical.

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    #20

    Ground Coffee

    Ground Coffee

    mayhem_masterpiece , x.com Report

    Maggz Bennett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brings a whole new meaning to "this coffee tastes like mud"

    Bored something
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😢the poor coffee, never getting to fulfill its purpose.

    Lunar Rat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else thinking of Baldrick's coffee from Blackadder Goes Forth?

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beats those stupid stale pods any day!

    sleepybear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can someone check if thats legal

    celeste hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " this coffee tastes like mud: wonder why, it was ground this morning"

    Christopher Bowers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowing him he would probably say something like, "I bet it still tastes better than *insert company with notably bad coffee*."

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, but the pun is a little funny.

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    #21

    Don't Think I Want To Know What's Going Through This Dude's Mind

    Don't Think I Want To Know What's Going Through This Dude's Mind

    HIGHrolling98 Report

    Russell Tilling
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I Sigourney Weaver's brother?

    Rostit.. .
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mommy, can I go out and kill tonight? (Glenn Danzig people come-on)

    Bored something
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew. Any yes, of course you can. Just bring me back the heads because I want your skull.

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    Ru Bee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks...hard pass...you are all the red flags.

    Bri Bri Yamamoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm tough, I'm moody, and dammit, people like me. Fun fact: Glenn Danzig gave a cartoonist a hard time because they didn't draw his muscles big enough.

    Stygtand
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did something come out when i farted?…

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    "It's a regular reminder of what is and isn't acceptable or appropriate if we want to remain an accepted member of society ... People who don't get embarrassed by anything, who don't cringe at all, are often not very liked by others. They have no internal checks on their behavior or thinking, so end up disrupting group harmony and cohesion, and become less liked and acceptable as a result."

    As repulsive as the feeling might be, the discomfort is actually a pretty neat social compass to possess!

    #22

    Gentleman

    Gentleman

    Longjumping-Ad9665 Report

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dirty old men......All old enough to be her grandfather.

    Donna Peluda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG what wrong with looking at a nice butt??? does it make them perverts?? like all the older ladies ogling at the firemen's calendars!!! come on, be real.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the UN only looks away if it's mundane things like war, terrorism or their members activley acting against every human right....

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the comments calling this no big deal, boys will be boys, what's wrong with looking at a good-looking gal? She was there to deliver a speech about gender equality. So, maybe these so-called men could rein it in for five freakin' minutes?! The speech, if you're curious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vzb7Io7oQ0

    Tele
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope not curious. Going to google some pictures of butts.

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    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sometimes it's just so hard not to watch. I mean you realize you're watching breast or butt once you are actually doing it. I'm a faithful husband, i have two daughters, i don't want to be like that. But damn eyes are doing their own stuff way before my brain take offense.

    Supertransistor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure but grinning like that while doing it? I at least feel awkward in such a situation

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    Amelia Jade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're doomed if so many people are defending this and cannot understand why it is inappropriate.

    Julie S
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a heterosexual woman and I'd be starting at her a**e too, but mainly out of jealousy.

    CP
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Please explain what is nasty about it? If they were all young men would it be okay? Besides you have done it too. I guarantee it.

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    Drinking my Covfefe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I first scrolled down I thought her pants were pulled down for a split second. It was the flesh colored skirt and the guys head down her leg looked like dark pants that were pulled down.😭😣

    Captain McSmoot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All four of them are named "Perry"? What are the odds?!

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    #23

    I Was Looking At An Airbnb Listing

    I Was Looking At An Airbnb Listing

    Colliersinternation Report

    M Mmm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have questions. - that I don’t want answers to.

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    FreeTheUnicorn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's in translation, a fair few languages have the same word for man and husband, so little man could easily have been meant as son.

    Kare Deter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some translation programs used to be so bad they could start actual fights (looking at you Google)

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too true. I used Google translation once when I was president of the parents organization for my daughter's preschool (about half the parents were Spanish only speaking households). The first bilingual mother who saw it kindly offered to translate my newsletters and meeting announcements from then on. Her first words, with laughter was "this was Google, I bet."

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    CaliCoast
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Airbnb's suck! Dog or no dog, use a hotel.

    MadRatter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the Airbnb. So far I've had good experiences.

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    Westy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand the "dog was to (sic) big for the apartment" part. What, it didn't fit through the door?

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many apartment complexes have limits on the weight of the dogs you can have there. (25 pounds is the norm where I live, occasionally you'll see 50.)

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    Sunsfever83
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her little husband seems a bit upset.

    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so confused by this one.

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    #24

    Y Spit Tho

    Y Spit Tho

    0nceinalifetime Report

    SCamp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get it. Help.

    Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Retain your innocence and just move on to the next post.

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    catt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ruining a beautiful Lincoln!!😿

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asking for a rear-ending.

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you’re driving a Lincoln

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    #25

    A Snack In Appreciation Of Your Hard Work

    A Snack In Appreciation Of Your Hard Work

    puddypuddycat Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I'm so happy corporate is willing to splurge $0.15 per to show employee appreciation.

    The.Butterfly.Effect.530
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But only between 9am and 7pm. After that you gotta bust a*s for the boards bonuses.

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    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so..Like a banana each, or is it 1 banana that has to be divided amongst all the employees.

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No picture of the banana stand ? I'm disappointed.

    My O My
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems to be measuring day...

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    today's snack: a cocksmack to the face, BACK TO WORK EVERYONE

    Data1001
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people say companies don't care about their employees! Where do I apply?

    Drinking my Covfefe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should all get together to scale their bananas 🍌

    SCamp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just think of all the scale you could provide with it

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    #26

    A Funny Street Name For You All

    A Funny Street Name For You All

    Important-Carry-816 Report

    Stevie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Intersecting with groin grove

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leading to Anús Avenue, Clitoris Court and Rectúm Road. (And yes, two of those were censored before I added the accents)

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    Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing up, there used to be a pathway with a sign legitimately called 'Cọck-My-Lane.' Just checked online and it's still there.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not too far from Butt Hole Road. It's a real sign folks, google it.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still not as funny this, particularly when you are asked to stop for a 3-way! https://www.google.com/maps/@40.4956928,-80.0408076,3a,18.1y,306.15h,87t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sgSnI82jNlNWatXAXeYY6iw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu

    Jay Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Or Gobblers K**b, Arkansas.

    Joanne Earle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a town in WA called Humptulips.

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    #27

    Combined City

    Combined City

    Every_Shake1478 Report

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy that, I like to show my liking of Asia

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that on Venus, it must be really cool

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    Annik Perrot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there's a Paris in Texas and a Venice in California, why couldn't there be a New York in Sweden? 🤔

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just Eifel! Absolutely Eifel!

    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know it goes New York, London, Paris, Munich...

    DadManBlues
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how to screw up the mind of 3 countries with one t-sirt.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I was in a workshop in Kabul, Afghanistan, and in the trash was a box that said "Italy Fashion" over a photo of Flushing Meadows Park in Queens, NY

    My O My
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's perfect for the armericans and austrailians visiting Europe on a tight schedule!

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    #28

    "What's Next? Mary Poppins With A Man, Barry Poppins?"

    "What's Next? Mary Poppins With A Man, Barry Poppins?"

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    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also - the character isn't called 'Doctor Who', the character is called 'The Doctor' and the question is . . .

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Who gives a s**t?? They're a motherf***in' time lord!

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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now i need Barry Poppins movie with Neil Patrick Harris.

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don‘t know…. He is too…. Comedian for that role, I think. It should be someone like…. Sean Connery, maybe? Alan Rickman would have been great! Should be a Brit at least.

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    Ranger Kanootsen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Doesn't change the fact that the 13th doctor era was rubbish)

    Tim Fawcett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blame that on Chibnall - no clue how to write Sci-Fi, too keen to preach and not a clue about spinning a good yarn. Totally blew a massive opportunity.

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    Kevin Humble
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have a problem with a woman Doctor Who - the problem I do have is that woman is not Judi Dench... Try and tell me she would totaly own the role and ruin it for all who dare to follow.

    HurlWurk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are not ok with reincarnation as a woman, but the Face of Bo being created from a man made immortal by exposure to the power of the time stream that the doctor regularly uses is ok.

    Rebecca McManus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feckin hate all the misogyny that casting a female Doctor generated

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What number regeneration are they at now? 42?

    Kevin Humble
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can only have 12 regenerations - but no one said they count in base 10...

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    #29

    Hunter Wth

    Hunter Wth

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MLP has an.... Interesting.... Fan base, that's for sure.

    Rostit.. .
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope Hunter enjoys being single.

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, I enjoy MLP (just the friendship one) and talk about it with my now teen daughter occasionally - I don't know all the storylines and canon like she does... I think it's funny and harmless so plan to watch it with my grandkids as well.

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    Nonna_SoF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please respect my boundaries.

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hunter needs to respect other people's boundaries.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a bit of an overreaction, though - the main point of the message was to wish a merry Christmas...

    Supertransistor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it looks adorable. But then again, I'm also the kind of person who would send something like that...

    Illicit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "please respect my interest"! FFS I just can't... lol

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw the Bronies ❤️ they were ridiculous

    Tee Pussi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Respect is earned, not just handed out w***y nilly.

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be the funniest BP censorship I've seen so far.

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    #30

    Apparently Elon Musk Is For Sale

    Apparently Elon Musk Is For Sale

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    KinoEel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’d have to pay me to take him, I am not parting with that dollar

    Drinking my Covfefe
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everytime I see something about Elon Musk I picture him to look like he does on the Episode on South Park.

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tesla's don't have that new car smell. They just have an Elon musk.

    Sven Horlemann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd pay that if I am allowed to thrash him afterwards.

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't wait for the day when Elon Musk is completely used up!

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but seriously, for the longest time whenever I'd see that name I thought people were talking about a brand of men's cologne.

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    #31

    Tripped Over His Fedora On His Way To My Block List

    Tripped Over His Fedora On His Way To My Block List

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I was just passing by" 🤣😭 But, they can spell 'acquaintance' so thats something...

    Charlotte Sandoval
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not hard when you have your mom in the next room to come check your spelling

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    Kare Deter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's an older gentleman this is somewhat normal. If he's younger ... he's lying about his age

    Michele Bedard
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    1 year ago

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    Supertransistor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why, but seeing such stuff alwaes makes me think "just get on with it dude"

    Castles
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    1 year ago

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    You’re on a dating site, someone has complimented you and you immediately think incel. I don’t think he’s the issue here.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not the language of a regular man interested in getting to know a woman a bit better.

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    #32

    Wow

    Wow

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    CooperDooper81
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A 6 year old said this? Okily dokily....

    Donald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take things that didn't happen for 500.....

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy has no clue how apostrophes work...

    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In "More nonsense stories that never happened"...

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    #33

    "The Golden Shrine Of Your Awakened Face Taking Messages From God"

    "The Golden Shrine Of Your Awakened Face Taking Messages From God"

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    Charlotte Sandoval
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she's an Aztec temple, someone's heart is about to be carved out and eaten, and honestly that's a deserved fate here

    Rostit.. .
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loom of hair? This boy needs some lessons

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I live immediately beside the Police Station"

    Doo Wiki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy could write romance novels.

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    #34

    Gameer Girl?

    Gameer Girl?

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    The Idaho Potato
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone escaped their straightjacket.

    Northlander72
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno... it looks like he wrote with his nose. Or... uh, never mind.

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    PeepPeep the duck
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word is Nagger. Just so you know.

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so disturbed by these people. Just....why?

    NutsnB0lts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roses are red, cacti are prickly...

    Astrius
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    1 year ago

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    If not anything else, i appreciate the straightforwardness.

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    #35

    My Friend's Girlfriend Did This Today With Her 20 Day Old New Car

    My Friend's Girlfriend Did This Today With Her 20 Day Old New Car

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mixed up the go pedal and the stop pedal?

    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More likely wasn't expecting a random box shaped curb in a freaking parking lot to stop here from driving out forward rather than pointlessly reversing.

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    Alicat Wombat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How easy would this be to do? There are no other curb stops in that whole parking lot. And I’m imagining you pull in and do whatever you do and then come back out to your car to leave. You’ve forgotten about the curb and there’s no pole or any other way to know it’s in front of you.

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why it’s a bad idea to cut across parking spaces instead of driving the set lanes. I doubt she did this pulling in to park. That being said, they should probably paint that a bright color so it’s more visible, seeing as it no longer has a plant in it.

    Rod
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one trying to make donuts with a FF?

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    #36

    Dating App Fail

    Dating App Fail

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    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that IS simply a mistake (and honestly, I can understand seeing the bottom post and forgetting which side is which, that's pretty hysterical.

    Kare Deter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pardon me while I have a conversation with myself...

    Beansie-never-visited-me-once
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly the sort of thing that I would do. I know this because I have replied to myself on group work emails multiple times.

    #37

    Got A $20 Cash Tip But Then This Happened

    Got A $20 Cash Tip But Then This Happened

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is part of the reason why it ISN’T “cute” to have your kids do tasks that should be handled by an adult.

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids gotta learn sometime before they leave the house. We don't know how old the boy is. Heck she could be referring to her adult boyfriend for all we know. IMHO a good driver would ask to be sure it's meant as a tip unless they make it crystal clear. (Source: I used to deliver pizza)

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    Beth H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be too embarrassed to ask for it back.

    Ross “Sarcastic Dad”
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I probably wouldn't bring it back (I do door dash as well), but I can totally understand her asking for it back. That $20 might be a really big deal to her (and before you say she shouldn't be ordering delivery if she's broke, maybe it's a special occasion like the kid's birthday).

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    #38

    This Picture Is Just Too Much

    This Picture Is Just Too Much

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    Rostit.. .
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel even worse for the person taking the picture. Such cringe

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    japanese sword, german Flecktarn-Camo, Cowboy boots and worlds best photoshop skills----

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What all i see is a waifu and floating sword

    Stevie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical london street nowadays

    Susan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are so many people hating on a kid having fun? He's not hurting you.

    Supertransistor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anime girls wearing maga hats? Now I've seen it all

    Rostit.. .
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg I just noticed the airsoft AK on his back LOL

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we really need to look for sources of lead poisoning.

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    #39

    The Weeaboos Are Leaking Onto My Timeline

    The Weeaboos Are Leaking Onto My Timeline

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    RosenCranzLives
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people want intimacy so much, without understanding it, how it works, how it begins, what it really is. I say this as someone who can't feel any of this but can see it in others. It makes a certain sense.

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're perfect for each other

    EmbersAreOut
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have so many friends who do this as a joke. They will text me using baby talk to see how long i can stand it

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "UwU Talk" is not the same as baby talk, in most group chats, baby talk is used for mocking or sarcasm, whereas the other is...what people think is cute...though it could sometimes be used for sarcasm or jokes, the people who speak it are usually the reason it's mocked.

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    Will
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to read this several times before I could understand it...

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the AF is that mess supposed to be saying?

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, pretty sure I used to chat like this for a while about 25~30 years ago. :p

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    #40

    My Abusive Ex Not Realizing How Stupid He Sounds

    My Abusive Ex Not Realizing How Stupid He Sounds

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you sent this via smoke signals? Courier pidgeon?

    M Mmm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps- new grammar lessons are needed.

    El Howard
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I got upset when my ex dropped me from her health insurance too... point it, you should have created your own account the second you broke up! (Let's not even get started on Netflix accounts)

    #41

    My Friend Tried To Be Smooth

    My Friend Tried To Be Smooth

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP is usually better than this. Sorry, but it's true

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