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Anyone for some steam eggs with Wikipedia? No? What if you paired that with jew's ear juice? Not helping? Yeah, I didn't think it would. But at least it made you smile, right? You can thank the Eastern Asians for that. There's no doubt these guys have got some mad translating skills. Keep on scrolling to take a look at a list of hilariously mistranslated signs in Asia, compiled by Bored Panda.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least they won't get sued. They told you to fall down "carefully!" :-)

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

idk... I've seen people stare a little too hard at cucumbers...

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this translation is accurate. the Japanese text says exactly the same thing. and the picture too.

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.gas.
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awesome! I am so tired of my high and mighty DVD player always preaching to me!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the original Chinese had a typo: not 夫(husband) but 麸(part of the dish name)

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Martin
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would help if it showed where this pic was taken: on the street, in a church, a restaurant or a bathroom that is only a urinal trough for #1

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Oliver Liu
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if you guys know chinese, you guys would know that that is the accurate translation

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Marcin Pawluk
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pizza is confused, where to go. "I'm just melting, man. Gimmie a break"

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The chinese says: "Even the grass is a living thing, please show mercy and not step on it"

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Jake Herring
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm intrigued. Is this a park for racists or is the actual park racist? Like do the trees just whisper racial abuse at random people?

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Lazy Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Really? You'll take my luggage from me? *hit dude over the head* nuh thanks

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The Best Part Of Going To The Gym

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Lazy Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(IᗰᗩGIᑎE Iᑎ ᔕTEᗯIE GᖇIᖴᖴIᑎ ᐯOIᑕE) I ᗩᗰ ᑎOT ᗪEᖴᗰOᖇᗰEᗪ... IT Iᔕ ᑕᗩᒪᒪEᗪ ᒪOᔕT ᗰY ᒪEGᔕ. GOᔕᕼ GET IT ᖇIGᕼT

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Belle Bell
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

???? well, random people would probably walk in on you in the c**t examination room, too... they do in all the other ones! ????

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Lazy Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YEᔕ ᗷEᑕᗩᑌᔕE ᑎO OᑎE ᗯOᑌᒪᗪ ᗯᗩᑎT TO ᗪᗩᑎGEᖇOᑌᔕᒪY ᗷᑌᖇᑎ TᕼEᗰᔕEᒪᐯEᔕ

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Belle Bell
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh! i miss century mart! i never saw one with a time sex thing though... i guess i should have been paying more attention.

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Jhoa
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh dear! I'm not sure if my chicken is authentic enough! D: