Anyone for some steam eggs with Wikipedia? No? What if you paired that with jew's ear juice? Not helping? Yeah, I didn't think it would. But at least it made you smile, right? You can thank the Eastern Asians for that. There's no doubt these guys have got some mad translating skills. Keep on scrolling to take a look at a list of hilariously mistranslated signs in Asia, compiled by Bored Panda.

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny cause once you eat cabbage you'll def need to take a shiitake

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... or else I'll do a 180 degree on you!

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.gas.
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least they won't get sued. They told you to fall down "carefully!" :-)

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The best thing you've ever put in your mouth" heh

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

idk... I've seen people stare a little too hard at cucumbers...

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Jhoa
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cant eat my lunch without wikipedia!

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The Jew's Ear Juice

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Panpan
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's actually black edible fungus juice.

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#18

For Hang Yourself

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Ziyang Hu
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this translation is accurate. the Japanese text says exactly the same thing. and the picture too.

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.gas.
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awesome! I am so tired of my high and mighty DVD player always preaching to me!

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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the original Chinese had a typo: not 夫(husband) but 麸(part of the dish name)

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Crystal Rose
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow I'm really immature. Cuz that totally made me laugh a little too much.

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Martin
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would help if it showed where this pic was taken: on the street, in a church, a restaurant or a bathroom that is only a urinal trough for #1

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Oliver Liu
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if you guys know chinese, you guys would know that that is the accurate translation

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Marcin Pawluk
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pizza is confused, where to go. "I'm just melting, man. Gimmie a break"

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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The chinese says: "Even the grass is a living thing, please show mercy and not step on it"

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Jake Herring
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm intrigued. Is this a park for racists or is the actual park racist? Like do the trees just whisper racial abuse at random people?

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Tiny Dynamine
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For god's sake! Why can't I ever stay in my noodle?!

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Lazy Panda
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Really? You'll take my luggage from me? *hit dude over the head* nuh thanks

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Lou Varner
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow they announce it? is it open to the public?

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#51

The Best Part Of Going To The Gym

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Belle Bell
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my gym there didn't have one of those :-( i feel cheated!

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#52

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Lazy Panda
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(IᗰᗩGIᑎE Iᑎ ᔕTEᗯIE GᖇIᖴᖴIᑎ ᐯOIᑕE) I ᗩᗰ ᑎOT ᗪEᖴᗰOᖇᗰEᗪ... IT Iᔕ ᑕᗩᒪᒪEᗪ ᒪOᔕT ᗰY ᒪEGᔕ. GOᔕᕼ GET IT ᖇIGᕼT

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Pinkamena
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes, I'm sure I would not animals anytime soon...

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Belle Bell
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

???? well, random people would probably walk in on you in the cunt examination room, too... they do in all the other ones! ????

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Jhoa
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those stupid bean sprouts again!

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