Anyone for some steam eggs with Wikipedia? No? What if you paired that with jew's ear juice? Not helping? Yeah, I didn't think it would. But at least it made you smile, right? You can thank the Eastern Asians for that. There's no doubt these guys have got some mad translating skills. Keep on scrolling to take a look at a list of hilariously mistranslated signs in Asia, compiled by Bored Panda.

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Amanda Panda 3 years ago

Funny cause once you eat cabbage you'll def need to take a shiitake

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Elizabeth Brown 3 years ago

Awwwww!

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Amanda Panda 3 years ago

This is most likely McDonalds secret sauce -_-

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#4

Manicure Set

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Amanda Panda 3 years ago

... for psychopaths.

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Amanda Panda 3 years ago

... or else I'll do a 180 degree on you!

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.gas. 3 years ago

At least they won't get sued. They told you to fall down "carefully!" :-)

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Amanda Panda 3 years ago

"The best thing you've ever put in your mouth" heh

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Amanda Panda 3 years ago

idk... I've seen people stare a little too hard at cucumbers...

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Ziyang Hu 3 years ago

This one is fairly accurate too.

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#10

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Amanda Panda 3 years ago

tastes like shyt

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The Nerdi Yoshi 3 years ago

NO WAY :O

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Crystal Rose 3 years ago

That would be my first priority.

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#13

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Jhoa 3 years ago

I cant eat my lunch without wikipedia!

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Amanda Panda 3 years ago

If you insist...

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-- 3 years ago

love where the X mark is placed

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#16

What On Earth Did They Mean To Say?

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Amanda Panda 3 years ago

WTF

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#17

The Jew's Ear Juice

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Panpan 3 years ago

That's actually black edible fungus juice.

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#18

For Hang Yourself

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Ziyang Hu 3 years ago

this translation is accurate. the Japanese text says exactly the same thing. and the picture too.

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.gas. 3 years ago

Awesome! I am so tired of my high and mighty DVD player always preaching to me!

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-- 3 years ago

the original Chinese had a typo: not 夫(husband) but 麸(part of the dish name)

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#21

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Michel Guntern 3 years ago

Working tomorrow.

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Elizabeth Brown 3 years ago

Yeah, that's rude. Lol

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clever_monky 3 years ago

so theres the garden ..

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Crystal Rose 3 years ago

Wow I'm really immature. Cuz that totally made me laugh a little too much.

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#25

Careful With That Dog

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Elizabeth Brown 3 years ago

Who let that dog out??

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#26

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Brian Hermann 3 years ago

It was mine.

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#27

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Michel Guntern 3 years ago

Man go hungry in China.

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#28

The Chinese Name Of This Snack Translates As 'honey Bean Crisps'

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Crystal Rose 3 years ago

I wonder what it taste like X)

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#29

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

It's got a bitter taste to it.

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#30

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Martin 3 years ago

It would help if it showed where this pic was taken: on the street, in a church, a restaurant or a bathroom that is only a urinal trough for #1

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Oliver Liu 3 years ago

if you guys know chinese, you guys would know that that is the accurate translation

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#32

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Marcin Pawluk 3 years ago

Pizza is confused, where to go. "I'm just melting, man. Gimmie a break"

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#33

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Michel Guntern 3 years ago

Only available on New Year's Eve.

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Brian Hermann 3 years ago

I'm goon to go litter now...

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#35

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Happy Ghost 3 years ago

WTF?

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-- 3 years ago

The chinese says: "Even the grass is a living thing, please show mercy and not step on it"

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Laura Ingles. 3 years ago

I think we'll give this park a miss.....

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#38

Can This Be A Thing?

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Michel Guntern 3 years ago

The real thing.

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#40

Hell All Your Family

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Michel Guntern 3 years ago

Cats Welcome.

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#41

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Laura Ingles. 3 years ago

Oh dear......

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#42

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Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

For god's sake! Why can't I ever stay in my noodle?!

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Laura Ingles. 3 years ago

Very kind,but do I get it back?

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#44

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Neha Jawale-Bhorge 3 years ago

bad bad door.. :P

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Lou Varner 3 years ago

oh this one should be way up the list

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Belle Bell 3 years ago

because a mean one is undesirable

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Pinkamena 2 years ago

lolol

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Lazy Panda 3 years ago

Ok *tosses Justin Bieber in the bin* here ya go.

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Elisha Gabriell 3 years ago

Say again???

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Lou Varner 3 years ago

wow they announce it? is it open to the public?

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#51

The Best Part Of Going To The Gym

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Belle Bell 3 years ago

my gym there didn't have one of those :-( i feel cheated!

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#52

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Lazy Panda 3 years ago

(IᗰᗩGIᑎE Iᑎ ᔕTEᗯIE GᖇIᖴᖴIᑎ ᐯOIᑕE) I ᗩᗰ ᑎOT ᗪEᖴᗰOᖇᗰEᗪ... IT Iᔕ ᑕᗩᒪᒪEᗪ ᒪOᔕT ᗰY ᒪEGᔕ. GOᔕᕼ GET IT ᖇIGᕼT

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Benny Lava 3 years ago

I promise to try. Not taking showers might help.

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Pinkamena 2 years ago

yes, I'm sure I would not animals anytime soon...

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Belle Bell 3 years ago

???? well, random people would probably walk in on you in the cunt examination room, too... they do in all the other ones! ????

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Jhoa 3 years ago

Those stupid bean sprouts again!

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Elizabeth Brown 3 years ago

Uh... nope, not going there.

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Adrielle Ortiz 3 years ago

Yes!

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Martin 3 years ago

....brought to you by Jolly Green Giant

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Ziyang Hu 3 years ago

This translation is accurate. Nothing wrong.

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#61

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Franklin Bacon 3 years ago

?? I eat this often.

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Karen Stauffer 3 years ago

Deep fried bean curd with odor?

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Michel Guntern 3 years ago

No matter what you do, you are the best.

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#64

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Michel Guntern 3 years ago

And don't make a noise!

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Belle Bell 3 years ago

well, one wouldn't want to buy stale crap.

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Robert Bailey 3 years ago

OK then, I will.

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Michel Guntern 3 years ago

Happy Hour: Whisky and Cock, two for the price of one.

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#68

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Martin 3 years ago

Soylent Cream

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Belle Bell 3 years ago

i feel so special now *^_^*

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gedwards1 3 years ago

this has given me a mind-f***

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#71

China Is Prepared For The Invasion

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Michel Guntern 3 years ago

You can not pay in Space Dust.

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Jhoa 3 years ago

Comic sans....

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Ziyang Hu 3 years ago

It actually says 'halal chicken sausage'

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Pinkamena 2 years ago

karma sheep lol

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Petra Rikić 1 year ago

Because we all need an emergency door cock in our lives.

#76

Desktop Halogen What?

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Lois Chew 1 year ago

I never knew desktop is edible with a little help of halogen

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Lazy Panda 3 years ago

YEᔕ ᗷEᑕᗩᑌᔕE ᑎO OᑎE ᗯOᑌᒪᗪ ᗯᗩᑎT TO ᗪᗩᑎGEᖇOᑌᔕᒪY ᗷᑌᖇᑎ TᕼEᗰᔕEᒪᐯEᔕ

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