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Anyone for some steam eggs with Wikipedia? No? What if you paired that with jew's ear juice? Not helping? Yeah, I didn't think it would. But at least it made you smile, right? You can thank the Eastern Asians for that. There's no doubt these guys have got some mad translating skills. Keep on scrolling to take a look at a list of hilariously mistranslated signs in Asia, compiled by Bored Panda.

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Amanda Panda
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny cause once you eat cabbage you'll def need to take a shiitake

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    .gas.
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they won't get sued. They told you to fall down "carefully!" :-)

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    For Hang Yourself

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    Ziyang Hu
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this translation is accurate. the Japanese text says exactly the same thing. and the picture too.

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    .gas.
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome! I am so tired of my high and mighty DVD player always preaching to me!

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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the original Chinese had a typo: not 夫(husband) but 麸(part of the dish name)

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    Crystal Rose
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I'm really immature. Cuz that totally made me laugh a little too much.

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    Martin
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would help if it showed where this pic was taken: on the street, in a church, a restaurant or a bathroom that is only a urinal trough for #1

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    Oliver Liu
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you guys know chinese, you guys would know that that is the accurate translation

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    Marcin Pawluk
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pizza is confused, where to go. "I'm just melting, man. Gimmie a break"

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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chinese says: "Even the grass is a living thing, please show mercy and not step on it"

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    Jake Herring
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm intrigued. Is this a park for racists or is the actual park racist? Like do the trees just whisper racial abuse at random people?

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    Lazy Panda
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? You'll take my luggage from me? *hit dude over the head* nuh thanks

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    The Best Part Of Going To The Gym

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    Lazy Panda
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (IᗰᗩGIᑎE Iᑎ ᔕTEᗯIE GᖇIᖴᖴIᑎ ᐯOIᑕE) I ᗩᗰ ᑎOT ᗪEᖴᗰOᖇᗰEᗪ... IT Iᔕ ᑕᗩᒪᒪEᗪ ᒪOᔕT ᗰY ᒪEGᔕ. GOᔕᕼ GET IT ᖇIGᕼT

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    Belle Bell
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ???? well, random people would probably walk in on you in the c**t examination room, too... they do in all the other ones! ????

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    Carefully Burn

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    Lazy Panda
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YEᔕ ᗷEᑕᗩᑌᔕE ᑎO OᑎE ᗯOᑌᒪᗪ ᗯᗩᑎT TO ᗪᗩᑎGEᖇOᑌᔕᒪY ᗷᑌᖇᑎ TᕼEᗰᔕEᒪᐯEᔕ

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    Belle Bell
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh! i miss century mart! i never saw one with a time sex thing though... i guess i should have been paying more attention.

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