106 Hilarious Translation Fails In Asia

Funny cause once you eat cabbage you'll def need to take a shiitake

Awwwww!

This is most likely McDonalds secret sauce -_-

... for psychopaths.

... or else I'll do a 180 degree on you!

At least they won't get sued. They told you to fall down "carefully!" :-)

"The best thing you've ever put in your mouth" heh

idk... I've seen people stare a little too hard at cucumbers...

This one is fairly accurate too.

tastes like shyt

NO WAY :O

That would be my first priority.

I cant eat my lunch without wikipedia!

If you insist...

love where the X mark is placed

WTF

That's actually black edible fungus juice.

this translation is accurate. the Japanese text says exactly the same thing. and the picture too.

Awesome! I am so tired of my high and mighty DVD player always preaching to me!

the original Chinese had a typo: not 夫(husband) but 麸(part of the dish name)

Working tomorrow.

Yeah, that's rude. Lol

so theres the garden ..

Wow I'm really immature. Cuz that totally made me laugh a little too much.

Who let that dog out??

It was mine.

Man go hungry in China.

I wonder what it taste like X)

It's got a bitter taste to it.

It would help if it showed where this pic was taken: on the street, in a church, a restaurant or a bathroom that is only a urinal trough for #1

if you guys know chinese, you guys would know that that is the accurate translation

Pizza is confused, where to go. "I'm just melting, man. Gimmie a break"

Only available on New Year's Eve.

I'm goon to go litter now...

WTF?

The chinese says: "Even the grass is a living thing, please show mercy and not step on it"

I'm intrigued. Is this a park for racists or is the actual park racist? Like do the trees just whisper racial abuse at random people?

The real thing.

Fizzy C**k.

Cats Welcome.

why is "dry" almost always translated into "f**k"?

For god's sake! Why can't I ever stay in my noodle?!

Really? You'll take my luggage from me? *hit dude over the head* nuh thanks

bad bad door.. :P

oh this one should be way up the list

because a mean one is undesirable

lolol

Ok *tosses Justin Bieber in the bin* here ya go.

Say again???

wow they announce it? is it open to the public?

my gym there didn't have one of those :-( i feel cheated!

(IᗰᗩGIᑎE Iᑎ ᔕTEᗯIE GᖇIᖴᖴIᑎ ᐯOIᑕE) I ᗩᗰ ᑎOT ᗪEᖴᗰOᖇᗰEᗪ... IT Iᔕ ᑕᗩᒪᒪEᗪ ᒪOᔕT ᗰY ᒪEGᔕ. GOᔕᕼ GET IT ᖇIGᕼT

I promise to try. Not taking showers might help.

yes, I'm sure I would not animals anytime soon...

???? well, random people would probably walk in on you in the c**t examination room, too... they do in all the other ones! ????

Those stupid bean sprouts again!

Uh... nope, not going there.

Yes!

....brought to you by Jolly Green Giant

This translation is accurate. Nothing wrong.

?? I eat this often.

Deep fried bean curd with odor?

No matter what you do, you are the best.

And don't make a noise!

well, one wouldn't want to buy stale c**p.

OK then, I will.