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The UK has its own breed of humor and what gets a Brit laughing may leave outsiders scratching their heads.

Heavy on self-deprecation, almost undetectable sarcasm, and constant deadpan delivery, it can feel like a totally different language.

But fear not, we’ve put together a new piece about the social media magazine 'British Memes' to help you understand (and use!) their jokes just as effectively as they do.

So continue scrolling and happy learning!

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cats_from_the_void
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see the problem, you were far too kind about it, those who delight in irritating our cat lords must not live

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    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, it's fun getting to these before the censors kick in. 🤣

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    From Shakespeare’s comedies to Billy Connolly’s command of an audience, Gavin & Stacey’s taste of Welsh whimsy to Derry Girls’ earthy look at life in the 1990s, humor has been central to the history of storytelling across the UK for a very long time.

    But if you ask an academic to come up with a description for British humor, they will most likely run into some trouble.

    Dr. Ian Wilkie, a lecturer in performance at the University of Salford, said: “Having taught younger American students, they take the British sense of humor to be Monty Python, by which they mean a sort-of slightly erring towards the surreal, very iconoclastic in terms of attacking the big targets, very silly.”

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    Lemme get the lemons
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! I hate those awards, because I missed one day off of school before, and despite being told I'm one of the best students, like in the top five, I got nothing. It unfair and stupid Edit: I got a prize for attendance today 🙃

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely! Wonder if it expanded his vocabulary though

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    However, Wilkie said that, while those traits can become shorthand for ‘the British sense of humor’, he doesn’t think “that cuts the mustard.”

    Dr. Wilkie highlighted that there are already differences in popular humor in the four home nations. It diversifies even more between the major cities, making it difficult to pinpoint a blanket ‘British’ humor.

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully they will grow up before they lose their mums

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    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up in England and now live in Australia. I can confirm both these comments

    Paul Neff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You managed amazing mileage in that two hour drive!

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    Melinda Layten
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In America 2 hours is a short drive and 200 years is a long time, in the UK 2 hours is a long drive and 200 years is a short time. In other words everything is relative. I drive 90 minutes each way to do my weekly shopping and old towns are celebrating their centennials here in Minnesota.

    Historyharlot93
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    I tell people my in-laws are “pretty close to us” because they’re only 8 hours away.

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    That Goth Demon (zey/zem)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you live in Manchester, you only have to walk five mins for a change in accent and different names for stuff.

    Clown fish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yes because you hit Salford the best City lol

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    Wilf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to Northern Ireland. You can hear a completely different accent just by crossing the street!

    Verena
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Europe: You drive for four hours. You have visited 4 countries, paid with three currencies and heard 4 languages in the radio.

    WFH Forever
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Four hours and I haven't left Washington State. Heck I can drive almost 7 hours and be in the same state although now at the Canadian border.

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    Noname
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In New England, it's kinda like old England as the states are small so you can drive for an hour and have been to 3 states, and each one (CT, MA, RI, VT, NH, ME) has its own accent and vernacular. I love that to Mainers, the rest of us are "flatlanders", even though NH is mountainous and is where Mt Washington is located.

    Christos Arvanitis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. in MA milk/ice cream/syrup = frappe and a milkshake is just milk and syrup. In bordering states a milkshake has ice cream in it, except Rhode Island where it can be called a cabinet. And then there is soda, tonic and pop in various states.

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    Clown fish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bap, Batch, roll, oven bottom, cob, barm cake, bara, barm, sofie, bun, scuffler. I think that's all of them? If it isn't please add

    mcborge1
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, ask for a bacon cob in Leicester you get a bacon roll. Ask for a bacon cob in Hunstanton, you get a puzzled look! :D

    Timmy Pillinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean most things get you a puzzled look in Hunstanton

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    Jaaawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Local accent has only changed TWICE in a 2 hour drive?! How slow are you driving?! Move to the next city over from where I am and they speak like bloomin' aliens 😂

    Charity Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely! Not only do different towns have different accents, but individual areas of the town are different too. (To a trained, local ear. I suspect outsiders would struggle.)

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    Paul Scheermeijer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drive 2 hrs in the Netherlands and you need a pasport. Your not in NL anymore

    Gianna B D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medieval England: You ride your horse for an hour and this random peasant woman thinks you're speaking French when you ask for eggs.

    AliJanx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Live in Florida, Texas, California (etc) and drive 4 hours and get NOWHERE.

    Angee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty harsh to call Mexico nowhere

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    Edward Finger Hands
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You drive for four hours, you’re still in the same state!!

    The Rock Obama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drove 4 hours from Jax to Tampa, the only thing that changed was the city. (Please get that joke, please!)

    PigeonPenelope
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 hours can still be the same state even...or where I live, like 100 miles on I5 during rush hour

    Marvin HeartofGold
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t everyone in my area goes "to the lake" frequently on weekends when it's nice. By "the lake" we mean Lake of the Ozarks, a few hours drive away. This is a normal thing around here. Hell my kids partner live near the lake and we barely consider it a long distance relationship.

    Anne Watson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m from West Yorkshire. Hubby from Nottinghamshire. The bread roll argument is a daily thing in our house even after 22 years of marriage

    Buzz Covington
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After moving there, I had a sales agent bragging that they would have my order to me in three days! I said “Sorry mate, I just drove across your entire country in three hours…. Not impressed.”

    Robert Millar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you find you have driven into the sea.

    Lynn Morello
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Sydney to Perth is a 3 day travel. So we made a holiday out of it and turned it into an 11 day tourist trip.

    D. Pitbull
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canada is a massive country. I often forget this. A German friend once told me they moved in with another friend "on the other side of Germany" but then also said they'd have to go back to their old place the next day to take care of something. I was like "But.. but... how are you getting so much time off work???" they're like "uhh, it's 2 days..." - yes, me not realizing it's only a few hours and not, y'know... 2 weeks to drive across Germany

    Bad Ass69
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can drive for 8 hours and still have about 2 hours to go to get across Texas alone!

    Sandra Gleeson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You live in Australia and drive 6 hours to get to the end of your road:/

    Spannermonkey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. On A & B roads, two hours will just get youu to the motorway and 2 hours on the M road is only 5 miles because THERE'S SO MANY MILES OF F&&^$G CONES FOR ROADWORKS THAT AREN'T HAPPENING.

    Scott Rackley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can drive one hour and people call carbonated beverages by the wrong name

    barn owls ️
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my own state takes 3 hours to get out of. i live in a relatively small state

    BluRaven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s takes four hours from my house just to get to the state line of the next US state, let alone even the same section of the US— a lot of American mentality (good and bad) can be explained by the fact that we discuss driving distance from point A to point B in terms of hours, not miles. This is the way we combine time wasted in city area traffic areas with just shear distance of highway miles.

    Phobrek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also holds true for the US in many if not most areas. The accents changing and names for things.

    SydneyGirl
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to know what bread rolls are also known as

    Natty Tempest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone please explain where/why/what possible reason 'sweedish meetballs' are called "goojies" to one particular customer who is adamant it has nothing to do with Goujons or goolies.

    Cydney Golden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you seriously think people in the north understand people from the south in America??

    Amelia Honeychurch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American who has visited the UK many times, I agree that this statement is completely true.

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Massachusetts, US is a mere 190 miles wide, yet you'll find the accents change from non-rhotic (Central/Eastern MA) to rhotic (Western MA). And that's just among the English speakers.

    Richard Fieldhouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you pick the right place to drive, I think you could easily pass through twenty different accents for someone with a good ear for such things.

    WFH Forever
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You drive 4 hours in the western US, you are still in the same STATE

    Gypsy Lee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very true. My closest grocery store is an hour away.

    sylvantic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American here. I can drive 4 hours and still be in my state. I live in one of the bigger states, but I'm fairly sure that in any direction I drive I'd still be in the same state (or I'd be drowned. That's an option as well). And, if I get to a new state, the accent hasn't changed at all (although people wouldn't refer to those long big roads with no stop signs or lights that you drive really fast on the same). If I drive for 6 or 7 hours I can get to a different region, but it's not that different, and arguably my starting place is also part of that region...

    Jennifer Brown
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived over there for 5 years and can confirm this is true!

    Klopec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The English cannot understand how big our country is!

    sherry powers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣 don't forget different time zone too.

    Linda Mermaid
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UK: 100 miles is a long way. America: 100 years is a long time.

    Tjoori Vids
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you mean sit in traffic for two hours?

    Angee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 hours? 4 minutes is enough!

    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you’ve encountered 9 members of The Silly Party !

    Shadow
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with Canada. From west to east (let's say Gatineau to Percé), 12 hours and still the same province. If you go south to north you can't because there aren't many roads...

    Lesley Robinson
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can drive south to north in BC or Alberta. Not sure about Saskatchewan. But I guess they don't build many roads just to get to other parts of the Canadian Shield.

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    Matilda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drive for 10 mins and the accent has changed and they have different names for bread rolls! Haha!!!

    Michelle Carlson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America: also, you're in the same state.

    Mojo Flizash
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth. I drove from Daytona FL to San Francisco CA and it took 4 1/2 days.

    Susan Bosse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Four hours and you haven't even left Texas. Accents are definitely different.

    Karri Berkowitz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    South Floridian: 4 hour drive same state completely different languages.

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    Synsepalum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naw, it's like that in America too.

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    One example is the Scottish brash-with-a-twinkle style of Billy Connolly or the more gentle approach of his compatriot Susan Calman. “Scottish people like witty jokes, there is a lot of respect for learning and that it likes quite hard-hitting jokes, ones of mockery,” Wilkie explained.

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    While he noted there are similarities between Glaswegian humor and that found in other port cities, such as Liverpool, that Scottish style might not necessarily translate into a Welsh sense of humor or a broader English one.

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    Fenchurch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog thinking - well this is my life now

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    Attending a comedy night, with many different acts, would show how difficult it is to categorize humour along geographical lines.humor

    “You may laugh at different aspects of their schtick, but it would then be difficult to say, ‘well, there’s a British sense of humour’ because of the disparate kind of approaches and world views coming across.”

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    Another element worth considering is how much the humor of other countries has influenced British comedy.

    If you’ve sat and enjoyed the exaggerated characters in Fawlty Towers, the characters and scrapes they find themselves in reflect the sketches of the Commedia dell’arte, a form of theatre from 16th Century Italy.

    Among other elements, it involved a series of recognizable characters from all aspects of society engaged in witty dialogue.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    soo, this is where common people eat, "I wanna live like common people, I wanna do whatever common people do"

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    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse, we have a 4 level house (really it's split level front/back, so only 2 rooms per floor), and it doesn't work going up nor down.

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    Surrealism, long considered a staple of British humor was, as Dr. Wilkie describes it, performed by: “Dadaists from countries that we may choose not to think of as particularly funny, such as Germany."

    “They were doing surrealism to the nth degree, quite deliberately as a performative art, in the early part of the 20th Century. I think it’s something we like to appropriate in a way and imagine that we’re the custodians of it, but it’s not culturally specific at all.”

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    Take me to dinner first
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second I forgot bird had a different meaning in this context and was like "wow that's oddly specific..."

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    With Monty Python held up as a good example of leftfield humor from the UK, the Carry On… series of films suggests a national affection for a less sophisticated bawdiness loaded with double entendres.

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    While they did enjoy popularity outside the country (Carry On Nurse ran in Los Angeles for more than two-and-a-half years on its initial release), Dr. Humor Wilkie doesn’t see the humor contained within the 30 titles of the franchise as something that defines a nation.

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    Kelvin Scott
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when he tries coming to bed tonight tell him where the dog basket is

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Late night at McDonalds and they announce order number 69 is ready.

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    “Carry On… kind of made fun of itself in its day, it was already slightly self-consciously old-fashioned and seaside postcard, but people could enjoy it because they could say, all bets are off really, we’re going to see something that’s sexist, end of the pier and a bit silly and that was fine,“ Dr. Wilkie explained.

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    Anxious&Bored Bear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate those hypocrites who say work harder: your college education was paid for even when you were failing, your job was nepotism, and your wealth was inherited.

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    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least ALL of them would come home without getting shot at.

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    It’s these different styles and presentations of comedy by British performers that. Dr. Wilkie believes make it impossible for an academic to point, with confidence, at various elements and state categorically that they alone make up the nation’s famed sense of humor.

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    Pink Princess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Red telephone boxes look so cool and posh and aesthetic and then you have the one on the right

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    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a really nice frozen custard place about 45 min. away from my parents. They'd make the trip once a month or so, and bring the dog. He got a spoonful of everyone's custard. Once they went, and it was cold, rainy, and crowded. They decided to go to the Baskin Robbins across the street. They got their ice cream, and a paper bowl so they could share with the dog. He wouldn't eat it. I guess he decided that if he was going that far, it had to be the custard or nothing.

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    “No, I wouldn’t say there is a British sense of humor,” he concluded. “I think the best you can hope for is some big, beacon terms (eg. sarcasm, understatement, self-deprecation), that maybe, over a fair amount of time, might hold water."

    “Comedy and humor have always been so open to counter-examples that you can never really pin anything down. It’s like trying to nail jelly to a wall.”

    However, if you'd like to see more 'British Memes,' fire up our first publication on this fun little project.

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    Anxious&Bored Bear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in the US: rich people find loopholes to get out of paying taxes, so the taxes on the workers get increased.

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    Depressed Owl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY HIM NOT BEING QUALIFIED

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bradley Walsh trying desperately not to crack up. He still hasn't got over F***y Chmelar on The Chase.

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually feel it's a win if you haven't set foot in Dubai. Seems like a soulless place

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    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone was enjoying the Donner Kebabs at the Christmas Party. Then they ran out. So they started on the Blitzen Kebabs.

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    Susan Bosse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have use of full lanes in my city, whether one or a gaggle of them. Tons of cyclists around here. HATE getting behind them but good on you for exercising. Now get out of my way. I have snacks at home.

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    Depressed Owl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a girl but I still want Dunkelstog.

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    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this like East Coast/West Coast snobbery of middle America? I looked up why people hate Birmingham. Most common answer was that it was riddled with crime, but the crime rate (63) is only marginally higher than London (54.9). (Actually, it was quite odd how similar crime rates are across UK. The worst had a crime rate only twice as high as the best. Some American cities have crime rates several times higher than others: New Orleans, Detroit and St. Louis have murder rates more than 10 times higher than New York's.)

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    Fenchurch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't taste the same as an adult.. I suspect they have removed some of the more dubious colourants and flavourings.

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first person to win Deal or No Deal, her long term boyfriend left her a couple of weeks before. Not the same scale, but it did give us a nice warm feeling

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    cats_from_the_void
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh you poor intellectually deprived dears, why would the government waste valuable tracking devices on you?

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    Lemme get the lemons
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well to be fair, if you're on enough *illegal medicine* it can happen again

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    Fenchurch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Them "can just I take an email address?" Me "No" Me on a more pedantic day " I don't know can you?"

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    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twist: It wasn't part of a 'Meal deal', he was actually asking you out but saved himself by using this tactic :)

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's starting to get a bit ripe inside without opening the windows

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    Everybody Say Love!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Sorry" at the end is the epitome of being British. Someone walks into you, you say sorry xD

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Car insurance is essentially a random number generator.

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not any more. Life is short, have the starter. Especially if it's scallops

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    Fluffypanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes and it's always when I need him to NOT take his sweet time to do it

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything cooks at 200C for 20 mins. Everything 👍

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    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    President Clinton wishes he had come up with this idea. The Eat Out to Help Out scheme, I mean.

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    Monday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if it still kinda works when you hold it at just the right angle.

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    Delta Dawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please tell me cba means can’t be arsed, because I’m going to use that from now on

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    Scrapiechick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old landlord used to do this thinking it wouldn't count and formal communications when I sued him for 3x my deposit hahahahaha

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    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laugh every time I get into the turn lane for my street, which looks like I'm sneaking in early for the turn lane for the light just past our street. Car after car starts following me to jump ahead, too. Then they are stuck behind me, where as if they drove passed me and got into the lane when they should have, would already be through the light. 🤣

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    Amqy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s me I’m that mate

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    ynyrhydref56
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moreover, who sells a caravan for only £100?

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    les
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    coop. see we told you were poor

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    Anxious&Bored Bear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clarify: a double bed without a sibling, you were posh.

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    Sami-Jo Ross
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried balancing an opened water bottle on my forehead with the same results.

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not likely. In Australia, they'll advertise e.g. table saws for $99.00, and you go there at opening time to get one and it turns out that maybe 4 were allocated to the three Aldi stores in your town, and somehow (mysteriously) they've all already been sold.

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    Maggie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this one before and hope he has found a lovely home now.

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    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, my 23f missed Mother's Day this year, but visited a couple of days ago. I showed her the poems her little sisters gave me hanging on the wall (unframed). Then showed her I still had the framed one she gave me at the same age. She started crying and I was like "yeah, your Mom still loves you!" She replies "No, and I only say this because they are asleep - I'M STILL THE FAVORITE!" 🤣

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    OnlyMe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they usually knock on the door and call housekeeping. Obvs if you're passed out you didn't hear so bum to you haha

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    More!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’ll be mum retuning the favour (it’s a passive sort of revenge thing) We really just do it to annoy our kids.

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is going to look like a Curly Wurly at that age

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    Donkey boi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering if anyone, well anywhere, has experienced the likes of the Colin & Cuthbert scandal. I mean do our American friends know the feeling to pick a side on such a raw topic? Do our passionate European neighbours have enough passion to enter this arena? Have our Asian fellows ever felt on the brink of anarchy over such a sensitive topic?

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    Harls
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're shooting a free kick and a wall isn't even attempted.

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    OnlyMe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is me - my teenage son ALWAYS waits until I get up and asks me for a drink

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    Alex Bailey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always... always expensive and always uncomfortable.

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    Alex Bailey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah, had lovely sun for weeks and my garden is suffering. No rain even forecast for the south east. Hosepipe ban looming.

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having been to Dubai, I'd sooner take the cottage

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not Barbara whose husband ran off with a footballer is it? I mean I can understand why she got into yogurt after that

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peas and Pasta, dish them FROM the bag to the pan using the spoon you normally dish up with, tada, guaranteed to have the right amount.

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing how many adverts have "maxi" on them. RIP Maxi, greyhound of distinction

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    OnlyMe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? Guess I won't be going there anytime soon then.

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    CwtchyMama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but have you heard his podcast " help I sexted my boss " I'm pushing myself every episode

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    Paul Neff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a relief, here I was thinking only Americans let their pets drive cars...

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    les
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its just an excuse to stay inside

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    Rizzo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LIDL is a german company. Why the hell does this looks so much better than at the one around the corner from me?

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    GenericPanda09
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work for the company that set up the clubcard scheme when it was just a guy and his wife that set it up out of their back bedroom, and was later bought outright by Tesco... my advice don't use one, that amount of data on you isn't worth an extra 7p off a can of beans every month. They analyse and sell ALL your shopping habits to EVERYONE willing to pay for it, one day they'll have coca cola in selling them it, the next pepsi will be in buying the same data on you. Stopped buying codoms this month? Next month your offers will probably be about nappies or some other baby stuff. All sold to you as doing you a favour, but in reality exploiting the f**k out of you.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously a bed, no white stripe along the temples

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    Fenchurch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgot the White Hart - 4th most common pub name

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    Lia is a platypus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We were arguing about taxes, Bob! That isn't relevant!"

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    Heather Resatz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have parents that are good for you to stay with, bless you!! Do it!!

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    Donkey boi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scampi Fries. Great if you're eating them! Shocking if you're smelling someone who's eaten them!

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    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but good luck getting the cat to stop! 😉🤣

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "With you as his mother, that won't be his last cry either."

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    General Anaesthesia
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more like one question a million times, Rowan.

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    Brooklyn Roffman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone else’s pollen allergies been acting up more than usual?

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she hears it once more she's going to hiamh...

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The footnote "* restrictions do not apply for members of the UK Government" has been omitted from the post

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    Hugh Cookson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, Boris is an upper class moron with a Messiah complex.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, because I stop for a hot second and remember how much I hate doing laundry.

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    ynyrhydref56
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take it this is about Madeleine McCann and not the precocious French schoolgirl of the cartoon. 😜 I was so confused for a second.

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    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have been worse - imagine being german and taking part in the contest....

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    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here we are only halfway through 2020v3. Only six more iterations left.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There they're, Connor, their not all as jaded as you.

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    LinkTheHylian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's the maths teacher, golden ratio'd.