This Online Group Celebrates Sentences That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, Here Are 35 Of The Best (New Pics)
Have you ever caught yourself talking, but unaware of how your sentence will ultimately unfold? Or better yet, have you ever read something that you never thought could exist in just a single line? Well, you’re not the only one. The subreddit “Brand New Sentence” is a place that collects sentences “never before written, found in the wild.” It has more than 1.2 million members who share unique and never-before-written sets of words they found on the vast waters of the internet.
We’ve gathered some of the most mind-boggling and funny sentences from the subreddit to give you a taste of the linguistic marvels that await. From nonsensical yet strangely captivating phrases to clever wordplay and humorous remarks, scroll down to discover the boundless potential of human language and imagination.
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Unused York City
Putting A Swimming Cap Over A Fridge
Burn The 5g!
Sometimes we come across phrases that we never expected to hear or read. These words or word combinations can make us pause and ponder on them for a while. It’s fascinating to think that there are sentences that might have never been spoken before in the English language. Coming up with or coming across such instances feels a bit like discovering a new land.
They’re Feeding You Lies
Enormous Cloddhoppers,lest They Frighten The Villagers
Op’s Brain Is A Vegetable
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Cabbage are great. Kirsti is idiotic.
Social media can be a great source of amazing content if you know where to look for it, and the members of r/BrandNewSentence certainly do! Created in 2018, this community celebrates the idea of discovering unique sentences anytime, anywhere.
“Brand New Sentence” is all about finding sentences that have never been seen before, so naturally reposts are not allowed. According to the moderators of the group, for a sentence to be posted on the subreddit, it must have “never been said before, or said few enough times to qualify as ‘almost new’”, be “not an idiom (or a translated idiom)” and “humorous or confusingly worded”.
Up Shut Your A** Motherb**ch
“Yours And Everyone Else’s Assassination Coordinates”
And then you used something so important under the wobbly leg of the table...
If Raisins Wanted Attention
I always prefer to sit with the kids! My 5 neices and 11 nephews are some truly wild, funny, interesting and intelligent little people and I love spending time with them. Eg; I have a 5yr old niece who is obsessed with animals (especially bugs) and is full of interesting facts about them, she also loves magic tricks and playing pranks on people. Her 4yr old brother is princess crazy and loves to wear dresses, he is the most sarcastic kid ever, has the craziest expressions and treats all adults like they're idiots because they don't understand his logic (yesterday I was an idiot because I didn't know that his insistence that he only wanted to eat 'no 4' meant that he wanted French toast? Figured out that no5 meant lollypops though.) I'd rather spend my time with some cool little people than talking about boring subjects or stupid gossip, that I don't care about, with a bunch of dull adults!
The bounds of human creativity know no limits. From cleverly labeling cutlery as 'food weapons' to coming up with ‘moron support’, which means moral support but ‘stupid’, we constantly discover unusual expressions. And if that doesn't surprise you, consider this captivating caption: “Blind bisexual goose named Thomas who spent six years in a love triangle with two swans and helped raise 68 babies dies at the ripe old age of 40”. Have you encountered any phrases or expressions that you believe are truly one-of-a-kind?
The Children Yearn For The Mines
“Peeled His Hairline Back Like A Banana”
This is not the first post featuring unique, non-repetitive, and creatively worded sentences. If you’re someone who likes to roam the uncharted realms of linguistic novelty, check out our previous articles with even more never-before-written gems by clicking here and here.
How Does Failure Taste, Demon Box?
Dinosaur Sauce
Low Maintenance Bones
It Was The Mouse’s Truffle
Uhhhh What?
Go To War Just To Come Home With Btsd
Bisexual Goose
Tiny Rat
"Chaotic Eating", where the only food you eat is half a frozen pizza and 2 jumbo marshmallows.
Orange Cat Behavior
Gladis The Orca
Oh, FOS (for orcas' sake) - can I not even scroll through BP before work without having to think about orcas attacking boats?! (I work in a marine-related job and this has been an "oh no, not this again" topic for... a while. 🙄)
They're still doing it. Gladis has some scars and some scientists think she may have been caught in a fishing net and she's teaching youngsters how to take revenge. I read this on the CNN app today.
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Being [unpersoned] by an orca is one thing. When its called Gladis the Groovy Orca, then scientists just insulted you.
Apparently it's just the boats, they haven't gone after the humans on the boats
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Orcas are kind of the cats of the cetacean world. They're kind of a******s, including to other whales, but you can't help but love them. I'm not surprised this is happening. I'm surprised it took so long.
Brilliant! Made me smile! A funny thought, a 'fish' (I know it isn't one really) with the attitude of a cat.
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What a twist! Real life based on a film. Please tell me there were 3 guys on the boat and one was the local sheriff.
May have been, but it was safe for them to go out on sea!
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*leaps in perfect triple synchronization before plowing boat*
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Hey, what have we been saying all this time? Do not p**s off a female. They do not forgive and you will pay.
Ayyy mistah dulfin, I get da money gimme sum time a gat da Glock and da canoli
If orcas can do it, so can we! The uprising has begun, it's time to eat the rich!
Some have moved off Newfoundland and deny being involved with submarines...
This story would make a great book or movie. Imagine the vengeful and shadowy orca protagonist, life shattered by a horrible accident, fighting ruthlessly against the destructive and greedy humans. It's sad, but so interesting.
I was in Gibraltar a couple weeks ago, also ferried over to Ceuta. I was *so* stoked for the chance to witness this and/or be attacked by an orca. Big ol' goose egg
Orcas are scary smart, tend to be bullies, and play with their food. From what I understand anyway.
I’m hoping Conor McGregor takes his stupid super-yacht to Gibraltar. I just hope Gladis isn’t an MMA fan.
I ain't mad at them. Just waiting for then sharks to communicate ....than we are all toastm
We just need to start painting the bottoms of boats to look like orcas
This is the definition of f**k around and find out. Until a Navy destroyer shows up and they all get concussions
This isn't true. While they have been attacking boats it was determined that they were just doing it for fun. Like kids in a bathtub with toys. Just attacking boats FOR FUN 😐
It's true that they don't know for certain what the cause is, but the possibility that White Gladis had a bad experience with a boat is still a hypothesis, especially since she's the only adult so far to do this, the rest being juveniles. Could also be for fun, like when a group started wearing salmon hats. "Famously, some members of the Southern Resident orcas that cruise Washington’s Puget Sound each summer and fall spent the summer of 1987 wearing dead salmon on their head. There was no apparent reason for salmon hats to come in vogue in orca circles, but the behavior spread and persisted for a few months before disappearing again." https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-has-a-group-of-orcas-suddenly-started-attacking-boats/
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Make Better Choices… Scientists Want Them To Stop
Ethos, Logos, Pathosed My Way Into A Date
Hell yeah! Even I would totally go for someone who hit me up like that, ethos pathos logos your way to romance homeslice ✨
“… Like A Napoleon-Esque Leader Sitting Upon A Royal Bean Bag Chair”
It’s a valid question tho lol where DO you guys put it? Is it just hidden in the folds of ur pants or smth so you can’t see from outside?
This Is Real
Mischievous? Quay? You’re Dead To Me
Just Me And My Fat Body Slipping Around Covered In Oil
I Guess He’s Right, I Too Wanna See Statues Of Perry The Platypus Outside Every Government Building…
"A platypus statue?" *puts hat on statue* "A Perry the Platypus statue?!"
*bees Found In Toilets Are Appropriately Perfumed
“Entirely Too Many Cows”
The Full Reproductive Cycle Of An Ipod Nano
The Bigfoot What Now
"A Life Raft In The Back Suddenly Exploded And Hit A Gay Flight Attendant In The Head"
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"Thor is the lovechild of Professor McGonagall and France". Said by me several years ago to my friend while we were waiting for the train.
Did you have a thought or did you just string some words together?
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Ever a fan of Stephen Fry's “hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers,” I was not disappointed by this thread.
"Thor is the lovechild of Professor McGonagall and France". Said by me several years ago to my friend while we were waiting for the train.
Did you have a thought or did you just string some words together?
Load More Replies... Ever a fan of Stephen Fry's “hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers,” I was not disappointed by this thread.
