Even though we can all vaguely know what to expect on any given internet page, the truth is that humans are unpredictable and chaotic, so some days, you’ll be exposed to ideas you never would have thought of. Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on who you ask) anyone can share what they see for posterity.
We’ve gathered some of the most unhinged, random and bizarre from people who saw something interesting online and knew they had to save it. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments down below.
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Nice Try Peta, We Ain't Having It
Why Do Women Cry When Angry?
Its because, if i remember correctly, any strong emotion can make you cry, its your body trying to calm down if its too much
But Be Careful
Good luck. Can hardly get mine to take a pill let alone sit still for shaving
Honestly as a father of a daughter, shaved is too close to "infant" and please God let your adult hair grow.
As a daughter of a father, we don't care what our dads or other daughters' dads think about our hoohas or what they look like when shaved. I wax every couple of months for cleanliness and ease of washing during my period. I guarantee you I don't wax it for "A MAN" (or a woman or someone who is NB) as I've been the only one with access rights to my hwatchacha for the last 6 years or so. I'm waxing my bajingo because I want to, and I like it waxed and smooth and hairless, and I don't care what you, God, or my dad think. I mean, my dad's dead, but that's not the point. Why are you so concerned with the smoothness of women's genitalia and length of their vajayjay-hair? It doesn't belong to you. You don't get a say.
Load More Replies...You like prepubescent little girls? I think it's so gross that men find that attractive.
How in the world does preferring shaved pubes (or, related (because I've seen people say this a lot), small breasts) make someone a pédo?
Load More Replies...You're saying that children can't have pubes? What?
Load More Replies...Why the héll are there THREE different comments saying that liking shaved pubes means that they like childrens' genitals? What the fúck
Please get your interpunction right! It took me three tries to realize that he wasn't referring to specially shaped women. 😆
If you expect me to shave mine then I expect to see yours all bright and shiny
Put a muzzle on the pu$$y before you shave it. They get feisty and bite….
Between his Username and comment, you just know that Daniel is a swell guy. /s
It's so stupid. It's like mowing the lawn: stupid, needless, makes things worse. Plus, if a man has this preference, it says a lot about him and nothing good.
As a woman who has menstruated monthly (and sometimes more often than that) for the last 32 years with no end in sight, it's not "stupid" nor "needless" to shave/wax, and it doesn't "make things worse" (make WHAT things worse, btw?) I get waxed because I don't want period blood in my pubic hair when I menstruate. I find it gross. It's a lot easier to clean myself down there when I don't have hair everywhere. I do agree it's a bit weird when a man has this preference, but the woman who owns the v****a can do whatever she likes with the hair that groweth upon it (well, outside of it) and whatever she decides to do is never "stupid" nor "needless".
Load More Replies...Browsing the internet is sort of like attending a free exhibition of art students presenting their work, there can be such a random mix of ideas, good and bad, at any time. Sometimes, it resembles an enormous city environment, complete with surprise street art you didn't ask to see but can't resist taking a photo of.
A tweet with a ridiculously over‐the‐top typo, a Facebook status carelessly shared publicly, or a random console glitch on someone's livestream, any of them can freeze you mid‑scroll and refuse to let you move on. It might be an autocorrect that has gone utterly insane in a work group chat, a rapid-fire meme one of your co-workers quickly crafted in the comments section on a real news post, or one of the bizarre product descriptions on some marginal marketplace site that promises a life-changing gadget. Anything that registers the right combination of absurdity, retro, or poetic intersection is screenshot worthy.
The Prophecy Has Been Fulfilled
Thinking about how my dumb fuq mother's husband uses clips and plugs to defeat seatbelt warnings. Selfish piece of s**t says "It's my right," or, "if it's my time to go..." Meanwhile, the dumb c**t has a daughter and wife who depend on him and doesn't give a single solitary f**k about the emotional wellbeing of the person involved in the collision that kills him... If you do the same, you're a real piece of s**t
An R/Askreddit Post Answered Itself
This Tear Perking Comment Under A Youtube Video
And of course, there are the mysterious recesses of the web: 404 pages that include humorous cartoons, captcha puzzles so strange they amount to modern art, or error messages in ancient fonts that are like time capsules from the dawn of the net. You might be able to capture an escaped CSS glitch on your favorite website that makes the header wander aimlessly around the page, or a "Site Under Maintenance" notice that inadvertently shares a joke.
That's Gonna Escalate Quickly
Makes So Much Sense
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Reddit posts that descend into happy anarchy, Instagram comment streams taken over by in-crowd jokes and sarcasm, and TikTok captions posing the unfiltered, uncensored views of strangers, those find their way into our screenshot folders as well, where they mix with memes, cute animal vids, and breaking news.
I Mean Technically He's Right
Mad Lad
Sounds Right
Even life's darker corners on the internet can be treasure troves for shareable moments. A receipt accompanied by a cryptic discount, a calendar reminder informing you of a meeting you never scheduled, or a strangely specific Google Doodle on your birthday calendar, all of these small, random glitches salt our days.
Right In The Feels
When You Thought It Was Going To Be A Silent One
Why Was The Egg Banned?
Imperceptibly, screenshots are digital mementos, small fragments of proof that remind us of the tangled, anarchic, and sometimes absurd digital world that we inhabit. They revel in the uncertain interactions and temporary surprises that bring online existence to life, to community, and to ongoing fascination.
This Is So True
I Can’t Even Begin
I’m Never Watching Zootopia The Same Way Again
*watermelons Having Better Social Life Than Me*
Not A Ww3 Related Post
10/10 Would Run Around In Circles Again
That's When You Know They Have Lost It
Ah Yes, Cartoons
Oh My God
I've got a nasty feeling I'm going to spend unreasonable amounts of time thinking about this
Jokes On Him!
Jep
Good. Old. Days
Imagine A World Where Everyone Was This Generous
Where's The Lie
Anti Vaccination
Reminds me of those cough drops or whatever, that are marketed as "CREATED BY A TEACHER!" Yeah, unless that was a pharmacology teacher, that ain't the recommendation you think it is.
Aye Tina
Living In 3019 Be Like:
So Exiting! Im On 4 Seco... *snore*
Oof
No?
I had that . South London council, me applying for a standard single occupancy rate discount after my husband's death. "Why did the other occupant leave?" - he died. "Are they expected to come back?" - ....
"They Never Credit Their Authors"
But somehow the Professor always gets the credit (and usually the patent rights as well)
Dear Bire
Doxxing
Letting The Cat Out Of The Bag
Problem???
Me Too
That's So Sad
Hmmm
Terrortubby
Perfect Fit?
He Do Be Lookin Fresh Doe
Way Too Much Make Up
U First
DO NOT SEND US PHOTOS OF YOUR USELESS JUNK UNLESS ASKED TO!!! FFS, you read that everywhere,. guys. You KNOW you shouldn't. It's just sexual harassment. "Oh, why are women preferring a bear?". This! This is why we do it. Because it's such a small thing to ask, but you idiots doing this think your limp wiener was somehow a great sight. Show it to your mother, see what she says about it.
Not Taking The Snacks
Before This It Was Probably 16 Hour Shift, 6 Days A Week, And The Workers Were Paid In Bread Loafes
The One They All Fear
"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings oblivion ...."
Oops I Forgot My Bad
-62kg
My Two Favorite Comments For The Same Post: Reddit In Summary
Being A Lawyer Has Its Perks
Hmm. I suspect most of the autobots wouldn't be put off by this. May try it anyway.
The Perfect Alignment Of These Posts
I miss the days when, every spring, I would take a walk around the DC Tidal Basin during peak Cherry Blossom time. Oh, well, I got boatloads of pictures, and did a full video one year.
Well
Now Get Ready For
Ok But Who Won
My Boyfriend Likes To Send Me Memes, Normally Stolen From Reddit. This One Was Badly Timed
Crazy Commenter Pfp
Title?
It is not even completely absurd. This applies to extreme nicotine addicts, to which a fast withdrawal could actually be more dangerous for the mother as well as for the child as the rduced cigarette quantities. It only is a very special case, once again showcasing that AI doesn not really have an eye for context.
Lisa's Theory Is Right
Ah, The Irony
Nice
Well Well
Big Brain Time
Where Can I Find Top Quality Dog Content?
Self Burn
Literally Wtf Is Going On
Oof
Biplanes Can’t Melt Steel Beams
Yes
During
Its More Funny When Its Late, Try It
It Couldn’t Be More Perfect
Well This Happened While I Was Trying To Screenshot A Funny Meme To My Meme Bank
I Really Dont Get What My Boyfriend Is Saying. I Dont Get The Joke
I can't believe they're still together after all the shït that's gone between them
Twas Indeed
White Knights Airborne Cavalry Unit
Taxes, Not Texas…
That Went From Penthouse To The Big House In Less Than A Day
Now This Is Epic
I'm Willing To Bet The 12 Yo Posted The Bottom Post
My Friends Aren’t Cool
These Two Posts Appeared Next To Each Other
Best Achievement Of My Life, I Saw A .02 And I Spent 30 Minutes Beating It
This Guy Wanted Me To Pay A $60 Application Fee, Before He Told Me Where The Apartment He Has Was
What A Time To Be Alive
Loonies + Toonies?
Found On R/Dankmemes
I'm beginning to suspect that not everything on the Internet is necessarily completely true ...
I've been really struggling lately with depression and mental health. I'm taking medical leave starting next week to do ketamine therapy. I'm feeling nervous and hopeful. And these were nice.
Hope things get better for you. I'll look forward for your comments and will upvote them when I see them :-)
Load More Replies...I've been really struggling lately with depression and mental health. I'm taking medical leave starting next week to do ketamine therapy. I'm feeling nervous and hopeful. And these were nice.
Hope things get better for you. I'll look forward for your comments and will upvote them when I see them :-)
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