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If you want to get your message across, the best thing to do is be concise and direct. If you have an issue with your partner’s behavior, don’t expect them to read your mind. And being passive aggressive towards colleagues isn’t going to solve any problems. 

So if you’re planning on creating a sign to share an idea with the public, you should probably follow the same guidelines. Or you can always go your own route, create an unintelligible sign and end up being roasted online…

We took a trip to a subreddit that’s dedicated to sharing the most questionable signage people have ever come across. If you simply try to read these messages from left to right, they will have a completely different meaning than what was intended. But that's what makes them so amusing! Good luck scrolling through these pics without getting a headache, and keep reading to find a conversation with Nichole Loati from Great Big Graphics.

#1

Choose Abortion, Life Kills!

Sign in a field with a confusing message about life and abortion, illustrating a sign fail.

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    You Don’t Got This. Drink

    Funny sign fail against a scenic sunset background, reading "You don’t got this. Drink."

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    #3

    There’s Planet Noob

    Person holding a sign reading "There's No Planet B" with Earth illustration, highlighting sign message fails.

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    We’re surrounded by signs every single day. They tell us where to exit the highway, which room today’s meeting is in, which vegetables are discounted this week and whether or not the bathroom is available. Society couldn’t function without these signs. But they can only do their jobs if they were actually made well…

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    That’s where the DDOI subreddit comes in. This group, which got its name from this famous scene in The Walking Dead, has amassed an impressive 725K members over the past 11 years. The group is a treasure trove of terribly designed signs. And every single day, new messages are shared to this community that will remind you to always get a proofreader or at least a second opinion before printing out a sign. 

    #4

    Women Want Fish Me Fear Me

    Car with humorous sign fail: "women want fish me fear me" in flames design on the rear bumper.

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    #5

    Don't Pull Push Only

    Confusing sign saying "DON'T PULL PUSH ONLY" on a glass door, showcasing sign fails.

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    #6

    Every Im Thing Not Made Me Everything I Am

    Graduation cap with funny message typo sign fail at a ceremony.

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    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made me super Confused, i like the, That's All Folk's one beside her.

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    To learn more about this topic from an expert, we got in touch with Nichole Loati from Great Big Graphics. She was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and explain what makes an effective sign.

    According to Nichole, every great sign should be "clearly readable at a drive-by, conveys to the reader what the company is offering, eye-catching and memorable in an attractive way."

    #7

    E W E V O L Sr Egr Ub

    Sign fails with jumbled letters under three light bulbs on a wall.

    Saw this in a burger joint, still confuses me.

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    #8

    Don't Be Quiet Knock Please

    Handwritten sign fail on paper reads: "Don't knock, be quiet please," taped to wooden doors.

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    On the other hand, we also asked Nichole what kinds of things can ruin a sign. "Too much text (more text equals smaller text, which won’t be readable from a drive by)," she noted.

    "So many small businesses think their roadside sign should include a telephone number (maybe two if they also have a cell or toll-free,) a website address AND their email. No one is going to call or email you while driving by at 40mph," the expert explained. "Clear and simple website address is one thing. Memorable business name and some basic SEO is even better. When folks get where they’re going they can look your company up online and contact you that way."

    Nichole also says the address where the sign is being mounted is very important. "A good sign company will ask you for the address, and they’ll ask you what the traffic speed is on that road," she shared. "Traffic speed matters because the faster the traffic is moving, the larger any lettering needs to be in order to be readable at a drive-by."

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    #11

    If You Give Chances They Will A Kid Are Have Something A Voice To Say

    Sign fails with colorful panels showing an incomplete phrase about giving kids a voice.

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    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you teach a kid how to properly make a banner, chances are they won't end up on BP when they are adults with more nonsense banners

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    Vagueness can be another huge mistake in signage, Nichole says. "For instance, a company in our area is called Apex. The sides of their vehicles simply read 'Apex,'" she shared. "No one I’ve asked knows who they are or what they do. If their goal is simply to identify their fleet, then they’re winning. For most sign applications, though, the point is to generate sales. Not only are people not able to call without a phone number, but they have no reason to look up the phone number without an idea of what Apex even does or sells."

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    #13

    Hoho Meme

    Sign fail with wooden blocks spelling "HO HO ME" on display.

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    #14

    Are Who You You Are Are You You You

    Car with a confusing message sticker that reads "ARE YOU WHO YOU ARE YOU" on the trunk. Sign fails in action.

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    #15

    Men Because Women

    Humorous wooden sign fail with mixed messages and directional arrows.

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    Next, Nichole warned that poor choice of placement or color scheme can also be an issue. "Here in the Green Mountain State, many companies feel it’s appropriate to display green signage," she shared. "The sides of the road are literally green, all shades of green. Very rural/trees everywhere. When you place a medium or dark green sign with black lettering amongst a forest, people aren’t going to see it. This is a fight I fight with my customers every single day!"

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    #16

    Ianlhe Eaxlhe

    Two framed signs with jumbled letters, illustrating sign fails due to unclear messaging.

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a few minutes to work out what this actually says. Inhale exhale

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    #17

    Stop Black Asian Lives, Hate Still Matter

    Poster with "Stop Asian Hate" and "Black Lives Still Matter" text in yellow and black, showcasing a sign fail irony.

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    #18

    Lcoinmmcolnn

    Unclear window signs with red and black letters illustrating sign fails.

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    Thankfully, Nichole also shared some helpful advice for anyone out there who will be designing a sign. "Work with a professional. Most sign companies aren’t going to take more than 5-10 minutes to design a sign, and as industry professionals, they have a solid understanding of what works and what doesn’t," she told Bored Panda. "Rely on these folks to take care of you, and trust their advice."

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    #19

    Game Over Grant, Cancer Won

    Sign fail with jumbled letters reading "Game Over Cancer" and "Grant Won" on a lawn with mixed symbols and emojis.

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    Patrick H
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one isn't that bad. The black letters and the silver letters do well enough to distinguish the two sections. It's not perfect, but I would never read it as "Game over, Grant...". Some of y'all are just trying too hard to find problems.

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    #20

    Have They Really Roasted In The Best Chicken Town Tho?

    Sign fail featuring a roasted chicken advertisement with humorous phrasing in a shop window display.

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    David Jeffery
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been there and it really was unseasonably warm

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    #21

    Jesus Trump Is My King Is My President

    Sign fail with text "Jesus is my king, Trump is my president" on a house fence next to flowers.

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the warning. Imma just stay over here

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    "Also, in many situations, graphic designers who specialize in branding and print goods (like business cards and fliers) are not good sign designers," Nichole noted. "These types of designers will often design signs that can’t be physically built without a lot of adaptation and editing, which can lead to increased fabrication costs and shorter lifespan of the sign."

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    "Case in point, a client recently sent me sign designs provided to her via a professional graphic designer. They’re pretty, don’t get me wrong, but the signs were designed as being made from birch branches," she continued. "Not only does that resemble more of an arts and crafts project than a professional sign, plus make it difficult to read, but it physically won’t last very long, since birch branches aren’t something that will weather well over time."

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    #22

    Apologise For Any Construction Work, Inconvenience In Progress

    Sign fail with awkward message arrangement about construction and inconvenience.

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    #23

    Thoughts Taten Take, Become Statt Massive, Things. Warten Action!

    Colorful building with sign fail featuring mixed language messages about thoughts and action.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take massive dumps. Rarely do I take massive action.

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    #24

    One Under Nation God Indivisible

    Person holding a sign with a humorous message layout fail using US flag colors and the words "ONE NATION UNDER GOD INDIVISIBLE."

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    cugel.
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funnily enough, when one of the loony states wants to loony, it turns out to be, in fact, divisible.

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    Are you enjoying this list of hilarious and confusing signs, pandas? Keep upvoting the ones that make you facepalm, and let us know in the comments below if you’re ever encountered a similar message. Then, if you’d like to check out even more pics from the same subreddit, you can find more questionable signs that we’ve shared on Bored Panda right here!

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    #26

    No Pr Nop No No Kiin Ar Par Parki N

    Sign fail with poorly painted "No Parking" message on a weathered garage, displaying confusing text.

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One more door and I think they would have had it.

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    #27

    I Am ᴶᵉᵉᵖ Honk

    Jeep with message "I AM Honk Divorced 9-7-23" written on the back, showcasing a sign fail.

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    #28

    Lost Found Free, People People People

    Sign fail with text: "Lost people found, found people free, free people forward" on window with car in front.

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    #29

    Hi Do Not Mix. Please The Beans

    Store sign fail with mixed messages about garbanzo beans, creating confusion for shoppers.

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    Fenouille Fenouille
    Community Member
    Premium
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Followed by: Hi! Mix the beans please thank do not you

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    #30

    I Do Have Am Enough

    Tattoo text fail with the words "I do have am enough" on a forearm.

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do enough, I have enough, I am enough.

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    #31

    You Can’t But You Change Can Change The Past Our Future

    Sign message fail with confusing text about change, recycle, and a figure tossing trash.

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    #32

    You Gotta Figures To Make 6 Date Me

    Person in neon green pants with tattoo, standing in a yard with a humorous sign fail in the background.

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    #33

    I Roll This Back At Truck Means Nothing Stops To Me

    Truck with humorous sign fail message about manual shifting and tailgating.

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    Stygtand
    Community Member
    Premium
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you roll back because you have a manual shift. It just tells the world you are a bad driver.

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    #34

    No, Really You're In A He Lost & Cult

    Bumper sticker sign fail with humorous message about losing and cult on a car.

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    Blah Blah Blah
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy enough to read for me and couldn't be more spot on!

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    #35

    The Bible One Way Jesus Be Saved Kids

    Man holding a religious sign with unintended message, wearing a red vest and hat on a roadside. Sign fails SEO concept.

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    #36

    Hurt We Are. In A Hhr! Car?

    Billboard sign fail: "Hurt in a car? We are HHR!" featuring two individuals with a backdrop of hills and trees.

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    #37

    Embrafect Action. Mper

    Sign fail with missing letters reads "EMBRACE IMPERFECTION" on a wall, showcasing an unintended message mistake.

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    Sparky
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not fair. Here, the layout makes a point.

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    #38

    Doesn't Make Bad You Look Look...?

    Soccer player stands on field with mismatched word signs, creating unintentional message fail.

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making me look bad doesn't make you look any better

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    #39

    Do Not Joe Trust Biden

    Sign fail on RV reads “Do Not Joe Trust Biden” with flags and a house in the background.

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    Blah Blah Blah
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legit question... why is it the more derelict the home is the more trump flags they have?

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    #40

    No Added Apple Sugar Cake

    No added sugar apple cake packaging, humorously contradicting its branding, showcasing a sign fail.

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    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup that's about right, no added apple, only sugar

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    #41

    Leave Take What What You You Can Need

    Blue donation cabinet with confusing sign reading, "Leave what you can, take what you need." Sign fails message.

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    Abel
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an existencial crisis they are having!

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    #43

    One Saved Unplanned Us Pregnancy All

    Sign fail showing message about unplanned pregnancy with a drawing of a cross in the center.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't an "unplanned pregnancy", it was God basically raping Mary and forcing pregnancy on her. She didn't CHOOSE to have sex with God. Thus, he forced her to get pregnant. That's rape/sexual assault.

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    #44

    ⬆️ Down Up ⬇️

    Control panel with memory buttons and up-down arrows, showing sign fails with number 024, a trash can below.

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    #45

    Do Not Save, Smoke Children

    Sign fail with mixed message: "Do Not Smoke, Save Children" unintentionally miscommunicated.

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    #46

    Love Unless Isnt You’re Real Real

    Graffiti message on a wall with a sign fail: "Love Isn't Real Unless You're Real."

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    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this a direct quote from at least three Hugh Grant movies?

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    #47

    You Are In A 1 Million

    Hand holding a note with a sign fail: "YOU are in a 1 milliou."

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    #48

    Manuscript Is Finished Until I My Won't Fall For You

    Anime characters in a manga panel with humorous text overlay, illustrating a sign fail.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP doesn't censor dildoes if they're drawn in anime style. ::taking notes::

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    #49

    Stop The S**t With Dog Now

    Humorous sign fail with unclear message amid garden rocks, highlighting a communication mishap.

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    cj be like
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aww thats too bad, me and my dog enjoy our communal sh*tting sessions so much! :(

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    #50

    Can A Change Cup Of The Coffee World?

    Sign asking "Can a cup of coffee change the world?" with a QR code scanner below.

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    #51

    Work Not Hard Smart

    Sign fail with mixed message: “Work Not Hard Smart” on a bulletin board.

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    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, I learned in my teens and twenties that "hard smart" is not a thing, at least where I'm concerned

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    #52

    “Leaving Will Never Your Records Own Masters”

    Car window sticker with confusing message sign fail: "Leaving Your Records Will Never Own Masters."

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I... THINK this refers to "master records" of a song, as in, the finished/polished ready-for-release version of a song. And after a Googling, "Leaving Records" is a record label who allows artists/musicians to retain the rights to their master records/songs, as opposed to the label itself retaining the rights. So it basically says "[record label/company name] will never own [the original copies of the songs you wrote]"

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    #53

    I Was School Kicked Because

    Child holding sign with humorous message, exemplifying sign fails.

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    #54

    More Who Than Are A Gym You

    Sign on building reads, "More than a gym who are you," unintentionally creating a sign fail.

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    Abel
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My body is not a gym. My body is a temple! 😄

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    #55

    A Slave To Set Free By Marijuana Jesus

    Two side-by-side images showing a woman's transformation, with overlaid text mistakenly conveying an unintended message.

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    #57

    Beljie Eteuc

    Sign fail showing jumbled letters on a black and white striped background.

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to say it three times, Beetlejuice, there fixed it.

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    #58

    The Trump Is Of Human Last Hope!

    People holding signs with spelling errors at a political rally, illustrating sign fails.

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    #59

    We The Let's Go People Brandon

    Van with various political messages and stickers, highlighting sign fails due to contradictory slogans and statements.

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    #60

    Pro Pro Pro Life God Gun

    Sign fail with images of a fetus, communion, and a gun labeled "Pro Life," "Pro God," "Pro Gun."

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    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro life pro gun. Yeah sure. Don't abort, have your kid shot at school insead, the way God wants his creatures to die.

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    #61

    “Our Shoulders Used To Necks Fit So Well Together”

    Sign fail on a building wall with text misaligned, creating an unintended message.

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    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it supposed to say/mean? I was thinking of "past decapitation", but it's neck&shoulders, not neck&head.

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