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A bad day that’s coming your way doesn’t care that it’s Halloween. Unfortunately, even when you’re in the spookiest of spirits, food poisoning or costume mishaps aren’t doing a rain check on you. Quite the opposite, actually — they’re going to hit you harder, making Halloween haunted in a completely new sense.
Our Bored Panda team gathered many such instances below, in the spirit of the spookiest day of the year. It’s all just a scroll away!
But be warned — bad luck might be contagious. *Insert evil witch giggle here.*
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#1
All Of My Coworkers Agreed To Dress Up As Smurfs For Halloween. Im The Only One To Go Through With It
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#2
Was At My Kid’s School For A Costume Parade. One Dad Misunderstood In The Best Way Possible
Khavrinen 1 month ago
Whenever I see this one, I always assume that his kid(s) is/are dressed as a Ghostbuster(s).
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Antoinette the Red 1 month ago
Yeah, If I was going to my kids Halloween Parade, I'd join in, too.
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Joshua Santiago 1 month ago
Its a costume parade and that dad is not misunderstanding anything. He's supportive, understood the assignment and a participant.
Karl der Große 1 month ago
I had a friend in high school who comported himself with so much self assurance that if he had done something like this all the other parents would be ashamed that they didn't wear a costume. I would try to channel that guy's power if I found myself in this situation.
Bi.Felicia 1 month ago
I believe another parent on the far left is also dressed up, wearing red, white, and blue.
#3
I Was Asked "Why Didn't You Dress Up For Halloween?"
Bill Swallow 1 month ago
"I'm a h0micidal man!ac. We look just like anyone else." -- Wednesday
GalPalAl 1 month ago
Someone with no knowledge of pop culture and also needs a smack in the face.
Day Andie 1 month ago
Just ask. I don't know all the pop culture stuff (I do know Wednesday though) But I 'd ask first since they're probably dressed at least slightly differently than usual. Whatever, it's easy to just ask. (And if she thinks their a bit clueless, she could put a nametag--"It may be Thursday, but I'm Wednesday."
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Another Year, Another Pumpkin That Won’t Make It To Halloween Night
Brandi VanSteenwyk 1 month ago
Moose always amaze me. Their small hooves and skinny legs holding up such extreme heft.
#5
My Team Said We Were Dressing As Dominoes
#6
Carved Our Pumpkin A Bit Too Early This Year
WindySwede 1 month ago (edited)
Though it got more scarier?! Like an pumpkin from the animated film, which name escapes me right now. Someone with Tim Burton?edit: Corpse Bride, perhaps?
#7
Halloween Is Ruined
Jessica Bower 1 month ago
We never carve our pumpkin b/c we let the squirrels do it each year :)
#8
Oh That’s Funny
Array Index Out of Bounds 1 month ago
Eddie from Iron Maiden would make the wickedest costume ever!
PeepPeep the duck 1 month ago (edited)
They are typically made from latex and rubber or dragon silicone (which is used in hospitals). The paint would be more the issue, we don’t know if it’s lead based coming from China, and that’s a common one they are guilty of a lot.
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Accidentally Let A Pumpkin From Halloween Rot In My Front Yard, And Now There’s A Pumpkin Vine That Won’t Stop Growing, What Should I Do?
Becky Samuel 1 month ago
Be extremely cautious about growing or eating any pumpkins or squash from discarded or reserved seed. You should always buy professionally collected seeds. Squashes tend to revert to a bitter wild type, and you can get very sick from eating them.
#10
We Were Supposed To Go As Bikers But He Didn’t Get The Memo
Sally Moen 1 month ago (edited)
Actually, it highlights the humourous aspects of being a biker for you to wear different versions of the concept
Crystal Spencer 1 month ago (edited)
This is just like in super troopers so I refuse to believe it was a mistake
#11
Bought This For Our Halloween Family Skeleton Setup Because It Looks Exactly Like My Sweet Dachshund. She Unexpectedly Passed The Next Day
#12
I Ordered Some Tights For Halloween Online. I Didn't Check The Size And It Turns Out They Were A Bit Too Small
#13
Halloween Spider
Brandi VanSteenwyk 1 month ago
The user is expected to add crumpled paper and such to the body AND limbs.
The Other Guest 1 month ago
Salvageable, at least. Tape wire to the underside of the legs, or tie fishing line around the leg to form joints & hang them from the ceiling as well.
#14
My Son Partied Too Hard At School Before Trick Or Treating
Lil guy ate too much pizza, cupcakes and candy at school, found him passed out on the sofa from a tummy ache while in costume when I got out of work at 6. time for sum Pepto...
#15
I Hit A Deer... While Dressed As A Deer. Happy Halloween
Beth Wheeler 1 month ago
It looks more like the deer hit the side of your car not the other way around.
Paulsible deniability 1 month ago
On the plus side, next year's deer costume will be much more authentic!
R1MV4Superleggera 1 month ago
Hey! At least there's good news! Seems like your beloved bodyguard is trying his (her) best by telling you: "It's OK Mama, it's OK! things happen, at least you're alright!!"
#16
Woke Up This Morning To 6 Cops, A Fire Truck, And An Ambulance At My Door Because A Passing Car Was Concerned About The One Halloween Decoration I Neglected To Take Down
Joanne Hicks 3 weeks ago
You should feel great. Your HALLOWEEN decoration was so real looking.
#17
Threw A Halloween Party On Monday. This Is The Only Picture Of Me, Because 20 Minutes Before Everyone Showed, I Got Hit With The Worst Food Poisoning I’ve Ever Had In My Life
I spent the night huddled in bed with a plastic bowl to vomit in while 30-40 of my friends continued partying outside my door. Couldn’t even use my bathroom, because there was always a line of drunk people waiting to use it. I was looking forward to it all month.
pandamonium 1 month ago
Well, that's an odd thing to look forward to, but who am I to judge...:)
Imjust jim 1 month ago
Last time i saw legs like that there was a lamp shade on top of them...fra-gi-lay.
#18
This Pennywise Halloween Costume
The Majestic Opossum 1 month ago
Good example of why home made costumes are better than store bought...
#19
My Contribution To Tomorrow's Halloween Treats At Work
#20
My Partner And I Tried To Make A Gingerbread Cat For Halloween I Think Ours Is Spookier
#21
Hosted A Halloween Party And No One Showed Up
Sent a lot of invites and got everything decorated for absolutely no one to show up or bother giving me a heads up they weren't coming or assured me they would come and bailed.
Stardust she/her 1 month ago
I f*****g hate it when people do that, I’ve had it happen 6 times so far where people keep cancelling last minute or sometimes don’t even bother giving a heads up. Worst part is when those people are having their own events but forget to invite you
Bad Alchemy 1 month ago
Yeah, I've noticed that either 1) more people are introverts than I realized; 2) COVID empowered introverts to Just Say No; 3) people are just more flaky or don't know how to socialize beyond their small handful people they see all the time.
Wysteria_Rose 1 month ago
THIS is what's horrible anymore. People treat parties like such a casual invite now and don't even bother to say they're not coming. I really think people would take it more seriously if it wasn't on social media, like if we went back to in-hand invitations.
#22
I Wanted To Dress As ‘Cotton Candy’ For Halloween
Bill Swallow 1 month ago
Those medicinal-tasting Pink Lozenges that your Aunt always had in the 'fancy candy' dish.
#23
October Thunderstorm, Before And After
#24
I Spent $200 On Full Size Candy To Be “That House” For Halloween. Only Had One Group Of Trick Or Treaters Come By So Far And It’s Almost 9pm
Sally Moen 1 month ago
I have a fond memory of Halloween when I was a kid of that one house that gave out full-sized candy bars. I also received a can of soda pop from them! Thank you, stoner bikers!
Dog Mom to Zoe 1 month ago
I remember caramel apples and popcorn balls. We would stay out until 1 a.m. in San Francisco. Can't do that now.
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Miss Ann Thrope 1 month ago
My curmudgeonly father would save the leftovers for the next year.
Bill Swallow 1 month ago
This year, Halloween was on Friday. We have a family tradition of ordering delivery on Friday night and watching movies. So... When the delivery person arrived, I took the food, said, "Hey! You've got a really great costume!" and held out our candy bowl for him. (Also gave him a 30% tip.)
RiceRiceBaby 929 1 month ago (edited)
My hood is hot, but only certain streets. I live on one of those streets. We have kids come from all over. I love it! I love seeing different costumes 😍 I can't wait to be that house that gives out full size candy bars. $200 worth wouldn't last long here
#25
Two Women Let Their Dogs Pee And Jump On My Halloween Decorations. Then Let One Up On My Porch
eric p 1 month ago
Post this everywhere. Let their identities be known to the world and cancel these Karens
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What's gross is the smiles on their faces when they are letting their dogs go onto a stranger's lawn, and THEY are the ones holding the leashes
Brandi VanSteenwyk 1 month ago
I thought it was cute when my Olde English Bulldogge thought the black cat silhouette in my neighbor's yard was real and couldn't figure out what was happening. THAT is the way fur baby mommas should act. Not like Karens!!
#26
The Only Picture My Drunk Boyfriend Got Of My Halloween Costume
StretcherBearer 1 month ago
A blurry picture is a little complicated for a costume but you nailed it 😁
#27
I Did Not Do The Research On When To Plant Pumpkin Seeds For Halloween (21 July)
Bur* 1 month ago
Bp censoring the name of holidays now? Cool. I was really afraid something might disturb me this go around.
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Bec 1 month ago
We had some volunteer vines coming up in March, made tons of flowers, but we only got 3 small pumpkins by fall.
Lorraine R 1 month ago
You could harvest the blossoms for a fried treat, per Billo66, and let just one fruit ripen on the vine.
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#28
How Many Years Bad Luck For Breaking My Bosses Hundred Year Old Mirror… In A Haunted Pub… On Halloween?
Hyacinth (Any pronouns) 1 month ago
Nothing that fancy has less than 3 ghosts in it. Have fun!
Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 3 weeks ago
"My boss's mirror." "My (two) bosses' mirror". Never "my bosses mirror".
Shoopyfloop Roundbird 1 month ago
Depends on what demon you set freen. You can reduce your sentence by recapturing it into another vessel
#29
Halloween Decoration My Mom Bought
Armac 1 month ago
Thanks, this is going to be in my head all day now🤣… DRUM SOLO!!
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Finally Have My Own Place And Bought Candy For Halloween Only Had 2 Kids Come By
SCP 4666 1 month ago
You know what would be really scary? Take some Ferrero Rocher or Raffaello out of the wrappers and replace them with cooked brussels sprouts😋
Load More Replies... Beth Wheeler 1 month ago
I've been in my house for 37 years and other than my great nephews only had kids come 4 times. Had bought candy twice in the beginning, the 2 other times we didn't have the porch light only.
Dog Mom to Zoe 1 month ago
I've lived in my condo for 16 years and only had 2 kids in that entire time. Our condo is way too dark and hard to maneuver if you are unfamiliar with the lay out. I don't blame parents for not wanting their kids to come here.
Bored Sailor 1 month ago
We had so many pre Covid, now it has declined and many opting for the church trunk and treat only. It used to be trunk and treat plus going through the houses. Miss it.
Missy VanWinkle 1 month ago
My mom used to buy Hallowe'en candy every year "for the kids" (since the 1980s). I've lived here since 2011 and Never. had. ONE. kid! NONE. Not ever. LOL
Brandi VanSteenwyk 1 month ago
Happens much too often these days. Hopefully you aren't dieting.
Upstaged75 1 month ago
I still have the excess candy I bought last year. Only one group of kids came by. Guess what I'll be giving out tonight? 😁
#31
Someone Ruined My Neighbour’s Kids’ Halloween Pumpkin They’ve Been Growing For Months And Months
katakuri 1 month ago
For everyone who was enjoying watching the pumpkin grow,we were enjoying it also :( Our kids were really excited about growing there own pumpkin for Halloween.this was a volunteer pumpkin growing from one of our last years jack o lanterns we were very surprised when it started to take over the garden We don’t really understand why someone would decide to cut it open and we are sad that we won’t be able to see reach it’s full size and FINALLY turn orange We hope that the pumpkin provided whatever this person needed and that it has put to good use.for those who can’t read small text.😊
Child of the Stars 1 month ago
I don't know much about gardening, so please forgive my ignorance, and the text on the sign is too blurry to read. But how do they know it was deliberately destroyed and not eaten by critters or got a fungus or something?
SCP 4666 1 month ago
It looks like someone cut it out with a knife. If it was eating by critters or fungi the edges wouldn't look so nice and straight
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Cindy Brick 1 month ago
I dunno... that looks like squirrel or c**n damage to me. And they don't generally know how to read.
Lorraine R 1 month ago
No, it was sliced. I would think a green pumpkin would be too hard and also wouldn't be sweet enough to attract critters.
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Got Appendicitis On Halloween. Luckily We Caught It Early Before It Perforated So I'm Here To Live Another Day
Nuku Nyara 1 month ago
Glad you were able to catch it in time, sending you healing vibes❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹
#33
Wife Made A Spooky Halloween Dinner. Result Was Slightly More Terrifying
#34
To Be The Mask For Halloween
Bill Swallow 1 month ago
When you get The Mask of Loki, but you're a fan of Shrek instead of Tex Avery.
#35
Tried To Make A “Stab Wound” For Halloween… And It Looks Like A Menstrual Pad
Angie May 1 month ago
Ooooo scaaaary a biological function that 50% of the population deals with monthly, egads!
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Neighbor Wants Halloween Decorations Down Nov 1st
Roxy222uk 1 month ago
So easy to resolve this: turn up at their house with a bottle of nice spirits (whisky, gin, whatever) and say that you know it’s their garden and their choice, but you wondered if they’d consider taking the mannequins down as some people were finding them a bit unsettling. We’ve politicians for that already! And compliment them on how realistic they are. It seems to me that people don’t want to achieve anything other than be angry, and it’s so sad and unnecessary.
FABULOUS1 1 month ago
But just because one person says the entire neighborhood doesnt like it, it doesnt make it true. Those that complain about holiday decorations and make demands on what you do in your yard or harm are probably just miserable and find everything to complain about. I see your point though
Load More Replies... Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 month ago
I don't take instructions from someone as barely literate as that.
The Other Guest 1 month ago
Now I'm picturing a sleigh pulled by a broom, a mop, and an upright vacuum...
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gvizzle_ 74 1 month ago
return it with the spelling mistakes corrected and ask them to resubmit
Nuku Nyara 1 month ago
Change the clothes on the hocus pocus sisters to be Christmas themed 🎄🤪
#37
When Your Halloween Costume Falls Right Into Your Lap
Sam Trudeau 1 month ago
Fun fact: Jim Carrey's chipped tooth was a thing already at the time of filming. He had a cap on normally, but took it off for the movie.
Caffeine72 3 weeks ago
A friend broke her front tooth and has a temporary in while she waits for the implant to be ready. I told her to just leave it out and go as a MAGA voter. It was a great costume!
#38
Today I Learned That 99% Of The People At My Work Don’t Know Who Prison Mike Is, So I’m Just A Huge Loser In A Suit & Bandana For Halloween
#39
Happy Halloween
Novlette Williams 1 month ago
Take one bag of Sprite and smash it against the side of the house that did this.
#40
I Bought This Pallet Specifically For The “Blue” Middle Shade. Wasted My Money Because I Need It For My Halloween Costume
Auntriarch 1 month ago
And I bet the glitter is only sprinkled on the top and not throughout the shadow.
#41
Ah Yes, My Favorite Halloween Tradition, The Christmas Tree
Sarah 1 month ago (edited)
Actually.. I would love a Halloween tree with all the spooky orange lights , cobwebs instead of tinsel., spider dangly ornaments. And I’d keep it up until time to swap for Xmas. I think I’m on to a good idea here, if only for me
Batwench 1 month ago
Or, you have your xmas decorated tree, throw a white sheet on it, so it covers ir. Draw a cute ghost face. And switch on lights. Voila, a glowing ghost.
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Jenna Logan 1 month ago
The graphics haven't been changed out is all. I work at Michaels and this happens sometimes
Brandi VanSteenwyk 1 month ago
I just noticed that the dental office next door has a Halloween tree posted in their waiting room.
cadena kuhn 1 month ago
My Christmas tree is black with skull and bat garland and purple lights. Silver black and purple ornaments and a handmade topper. In this house Halloween isn't a holiday it's a lifestyle
Chris the Bobcat 1 month ago
I'd rather purchase the bat decoration and turn it into an Ozzy tribute piece.
Ashley Harrold 1 month ago
We do a halloween tree too, then we change it to a Christmas tree in November
#42
My Neighbors Have Put Up Their Christmas Lights, Just In Time For Halloween
I literally took this picture right before I posted this. This couple lives right across the street from me.
This isn't all of the lights, BTW. Last Halloween they were sitting on a bench, with all the Christmas lights passing out candy to trick or treaters...and had them on every night until the end of the year.
If I had the money, I'd get a inflatable Santa and a Turkey. Put the turkey sitting on Santa holding a sign that says "Wait your turn, Old man".
Kitty Smith 1 month ago
Oh just let them have their fun, they sound like pleasant enough people.
Chris the Bobcat 1 month ago
Their Halloween decorations are in costume as Christmas decorations
#43
I Needed Some Edible Eyeballs For A Halloween Party Snack. These Were Inside A Larger Bag
Nuku Nyara 1 month ago
Get edible ink markers on Amazon. They worked great for our department gingerbread competition 👍🏼
#44
How To Remove A Stain On Pvc Fence Left By Cheap Halloween Decorations?
Maartje 1 month ago
PVC. You CAN paint it, but that's not great.. I would bleach it .
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#45
Halloween... Not Quite
#46
What The Hell Has Halloween Become For Kids These Days? What The Hell Is Wrong With People?
xolitaire 1 month ago
Easy, dress up your kid as a tax investigator. Scariest thing you can imagine
Sam Trudeau 1 month ago
Possibly the "I want to take photo without copyright risk" thing
Load More Replies... Roxy222uk 1 month ago (edited)
Do children all dress up for school at Hallowe’en in any other country? Also, why are children scared of super heroes?
Child of the Stars 1 month ago
Yeah, I get that especially in elementary school younger kids can be more easily scared by ghoulies and ghosts. I can live with that rule. But superheroes?
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Bad Alchemy 1 month ago
Dress them as a bowl of vanilla ice cream. That should be appropriate.
#47
I Spent 3 Weeks Making A Mask For My Office Halloween Contest And I Couldn’t Participate Because I Got Stuck In A Customer Meeting
#48
2 Adults Taking All The Halloween Candy
Fire Singer 1 month ago
If an adult comes up to my door with their kid, or heck even alone, and wants some candy on Halloween I'll give them some. But to be this ridiculous to steal all the candy is just beyond my comprehension.
RiceRiceBaby 929 1 month ago
If giving out candy, be present to give out. Otherwise, what's the point? I love seeing all the Halloween costumes. If I were to just leave it up it the honor system. There's no fun in that, plus that's on me if I have greedy takers
The Other Guest 1 month ago
Some people leave a bowl out while they're taking their own kid(s) around the neighborhood, or attending a party, or have to work that night, or for other reasons are unwilling/unable to answer the door, but still want to have candy for the trick-or-treaters. And no, it's not on you if you have greedy takers; *they* are the ones choosing to act in a way they know is wrong.
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Halloween Wig. I’m Going For A Kenny Rogers Vibe
Tom Brincefield 1 month ago
Yeah, he never had that much hair when he was that thin. Looks more like Kenny Loggins.
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 1 month ago
Don't forget the duct tape to create the pulled-back features of overdone plastic surgery on the face (Ohhhh.... Poor, stupid Kenny).
#50
My Halloween Costume Came Today
Rose the Cook 1 month ago
Looks like they made it out of garbage bags. Could have done that yourself probably cheaper.
Antoinette the Red 1 month ago
Did the description say it was brought to you by the makers of Hefty?
Gracie Mae 3 weeks ago
meanwhile i just came back from Walmarts halloween clearance where I bought NUMEROUS kid's costumes for under $3 each, made with real material, not vinyl!
#51
"Pyrex" Pie Dish Couldn't Take The Heat.... Halloween Party In 2 Hours
The Other Guest 1 month ago
Look inside the oven; there's shattered glass in there. Definitely not safe to eat the pie.
Load More Replies... Beth Wheeler 1 month ago
Would be better of with Anchor Hocking instead of the new pyrex. the good PYREX has all caps.
#52
My Stove Decided To Go As An Insurance Claim For Halloween
I had a grease fire when I was making potato chips and the oil overflowed. The fire was under the burner top and most of it was unreachable. The top would not come off, the firefighters that came couldn't even get it to budge. Luckily the fire never spread and the damage is contained to the stove itself.
Blue Bunny of Happiness 1 month ago
This is why you never overfill a pan when deep frying. Stay safe people!
Brandi VanSteenwyk 1 month ago
Kinda frightening that there is still a lit indicator light (orange, right middle) showing...
Nicola Roberts 1 month ago
I've not fried anything since the 80s. I prefer my fat baked into a pastry or a cake 🤣
#53
Manager Ignoring My Time Off Request That Was Approved
Over two months ago I requested time off for Halloween and it was approved the next day. Then earlier today next week’s schedule came out and I’m scheduled on Halloween. I wouldn’t be as mad if I didn’t make plan’s for Halloween but I did. Should I be as frustrated as I am and how should I approach this?
Ashley Harrold 1 month ago
I get the feeling that the manager would have to cover if op didn't come in, it's already approved so they shouldn't be able to make them come.
Andrew Keir 1 month ago
if you don't complain then you've accepted their bad conduct. And they'll do it again ...
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Chris the Bobcat 1 month ago
Find out who is dressing up as a doctor. Then call in sick and have the 'doctor' write a note.
#54
My Girlfriend And I Made A Chocolate Haunted House. Happy Halloween
#55
Buying 12 Cartons Of Eggs The Night Before Halloween
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 month ago
It's like £2.50 for a dozen eggs here. But then we didn't elect an idiot.
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gvizzle_ 74 1 month ago
i used to work in a grocery store and they would limit egg sales the couple days before halloween
AP 1 month ago
I remember shortly after Covid someone's house was toilet papered and all I could think was "are y'all rich?! Who's got money for that?!"
Sue User 1 month ago
I was stocking up on TP snd bought 8 4 count pkgs. Apparently the twon was playing their arch rival in football and they asked if i was goingto " do some decorating".
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UnclePanda 1 month ago
The store should say, "No. Come back next week if you need them as food."
#56
Bought 100 Dollars Worth Of Candy. Our Neighborhood We Recently Moved Into Does Not Do Trick Or Treating. Im Also In Costume And Decided To Walk Around, 2 Kids Looked At Me Like A Freak
JAZ_P 1 month ago
Not here! Halloween (well Samhaim) started in these parts some 2000 years ago. Back then though the witches were real 😂. The Irish and Scottish introduced it to America who turned it into the capitalist holiday it is today
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Aileen Grist 1 month ago
I live in Eastbourne (UK) we put a pumpkin outside if we are happy for trick or treaters. The kids - and teenagers - have a good reputation of not bothering anyone without a pumpkin. We buy squishies rather than chocolate.
Linz Endell 3 weeks ago
Same in West Yorks. We had sweets, glow sticks and bubbles, and honestly, the glow sticks and bubbles were more popular than the sweets.
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#57
Someone In My Neighborhood Got A Nice Surprise On November 1st
Purple Gurl 1 month ago
Don't be insulting to pigs. They are actually very clean animals
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#58
Happy Halloween
xolitaire 1 month ago (edited)
"Satan's Day"? Ohoho. Who's gonna tell these backwards, ignorant troglodytes that every single Christmas Tree on this planet originates from a pagan tradition and has absolutely NOTHING to do with with Christianity?
KatSaidWhat 1 month ago
We've told them enough times... My family got an education on xmas being stolen by christians and actually did their own research and agreed. Helped that my aunt also has vague pagan leanings and backed me up.
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Bec 1 month ago
Actually, I totally support anyone's choice to not celebrate a holiday, but the holier than thow proselytizing isn't ok either
Load More Replies... Stardust she/her 1 month ago
Halloween isn’t even a Satanic thing my god. Do people not take time or effort in researching something before they say anything about it?
Andrew Keir 1 month ago
Well, actually it's on the same date as the pagan Samhnain , the night when the veil between Earth and the spirit world gets thin ... so many Xtian festivals are on dates when the pagans used to celebrate. Just don't research "Beltane" ...
Load More Replies... Child of the Stars 1 month ago
It's okay to not celebrate. My family didn't because of their religious beliefs. My parents would just keep the porch and upstairs lights off. This is just mean.
Bill Swallow 1 month ago
"Being mean" is exactly what these people get off on.
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Antoinette the Red 1 month ago
Hey, they are least 5yrs old, start hitting the bricks, buddy!
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To Make A Halloween Cake
#60
Halloween Posts Have Started
xolitaire 1 month ago (edited)
Ma'am, every single christmas decoration has a fake baby. ONE person adds it to a Halloween decoration and suddenly it's a problem?
Chris the Bobcat 1 month ago
Challenge accepted. Fake baby will be cut open, with fake entrails and blood added. The head will be removed and the eyes cut out if complaints persist.
#61
My Housemate Still Hasn’t Got Rid Of His Pumpkin From Halloween
abn_gator 1 month ago
I had a roommate years ago that decided not clean up behind themselves, they came home one day to all of their trash in their bed. Didn't have a problem after that.
KatSaidWhat 1 month ago
I was also given this suggestion and can confirm that wrecking someone's bed with their own mess is effective...
Load More Replies... Bi.Felicia 1 month ago
Clearly the housemate isn't bothered by this, in the slightest. I would have thrown it out as soon as it started withering/rotting. Imagine the smell 🤢
#62
Gave Out Full-Sized Candy Bars And Sodas And Only 5 People Trick-Or-Treated
Michael Largey 1 month ago
If the OP will only post his address, we can all make the sacrifice and see that this doesn't happen next year.
Bill Swallow 1 month ago
This year, Halloween was on Friday. We have a family tradition of ordering delivery on Friday night and watching movies. So... When the delivery person arrived, I took the food, said, "Hey! You've got a really great costume!" and held out our candy bowl for him. (Also gave him a 30% tip.)
#63
Great Start To My Halloween (Yes Those Are Worms)
Billo66 1 month ago (edited)
Must be Hershey. They're attracted to vomit smell. Yes I'm American and I agree with you guys. I don't like chocolate probably because I've never had proper chocolate. I loathe chocolate ice cream. I'm a Vanilla made with real vanilla beans kind of guy. Edit: I do make a very good peanut butter fudge. The secret ingredient is THC.
KazzaHazza 1 month ago
I’m in the UK, a workmate came back from holiday in the US and brought back some American sweets, I picked up a Hershey’s Kiss not knowing about the vomit taste. Christ almighty I spat that thing out quicker than a bullet out of a gun 😂🤮
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#64
Somebody Stole My Pumpkin From My Front Porch
I didn’t have money to decorate for Halloween, so I bought a pumpkin to at least have something cute on the porch for when my family comes to see my new apartment. Fast forward, now they’re arriving today and I see someone stole it. (They at least left the little pumpkin)
#65
Bought My Brother A Gru Halloween Costume As A Joke. Who Designed This
#66
$60 "Professional" Halloween Makeup. I Asked For The Photo On The Left, With Just A Little Fake Blood. On The Right Is What The Makeup Artist Gave Me
Börje Strömming 1 month ago
For that price, absolutely not. Looks like something you ask your friend to do at home while opening the bottle of wine.
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I Was So Excited To Finally Be “That House.” I Got Zero Trick Or Treaters
Frances Pitchoune 1 month ago
Me too, it's the same! It's so sad! It seems like kids these days don't celebrate Halloween as much 😥 Yet it's such a fun holiday! And delicious!
#68
Took A 20 Dollar Uber Ride Each Way To Pick Up A Shirt For My Halloween Costume From Spencers. Guess What They Forgot To Do
KatSaidWhat 1 month ago
My grocery order had a half bottle of whiskey with the tag still on it. That day I learned those tags could be ignored by simply opening the lid and pouring... It was also not long after that someone in Asda realised the same thing and had a really good drink before security caught him out. Spirits are now properly security tagged.
#69
Doing The Most With Halloween Costume
Michael Largey 1 month ago
If you're a skeleton walking around, you're already a ghost.
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#70
I Just Look Down At Self Checkout. I Thought People Were Looking At Me Weird Because Of My Halloween Shirt. That Wasn’t Why
Naomi van Nijnatten 1 month ago
My sister does this for years now on purpose. She buys two pairs in different bright colours and switches them.
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#71
Spent 5 Hours Baking And Decorating Cupcakes For Halloween And Dropped Some On The Floor
#72
My Friend’s Halloween Socks Came With Two Right Feet
#73
Ordered A Halloween Mask And This Is What I Received
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 month ago
Do people not realise that these kinds of realistic masks cost WAY more than they're paying for the tat they receive?
Jenna Logan 1 month ago
The advertisement picture doesn't even look like a mask, it looks like a real person's face!
#74
I Was So Excited To Try Coldstone's Halloween Special
Ashley Harrold 1 month ago
I work at coldstone, it's never perfectly black. I will say though that the presentation is messy
Lori Gibbs 1 month ago
Next time get Rocky Road ice cream at the grocery store and some orange sprinkles in the baking isle.
Nuku Nyara 1 month ago
Eeewww not appetizing. 😝 Japanese sesame flavored ice cream looks way more appealing
#75
Happy Halloween From Dunkin Donuts
#76
We Also Received Propaganda While Trick Or Treating. This Was Like 20 Pages Long. Highlights Include Classic Hits Like Calling The Pope The Antichrist
Andrew Keir 1 month ago
"We believe in a perfect god who may have made one or two mistakes but still needs our money and loves us so much that he's sending you to burn in hellfire for eternity, so we have the right to tell you what you can do in the bedroom - and everywhere else. Oh, and which way to vote." ( I may have missed out one or two bits here).
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Chris the Bobcat 1 month ago
Challenge Accepted. Ant!Chr!st Pope will appear next year, possibly as part of the Slayer "Reign In Blood' album cover lawn decor.
Michael Largey 1 month ago
For some, hating non-believers isn't enough. They've got hate left over to fling at their fellow believers.
#77
Been Growing Pumpkins For Halloween Since March, This Is What I See Today When I Go To Finally Harvest. I'm Literally Crying Right Now
#78
I Wanted To Make A Cool Pumpkin For Halloween
Stardust she/her 1 month ago
What the bloody hell even happened? Looks like the pumpkin partied too hard at the club
Batwench 1 month ago
Scooped it out too thin, then put more than one light in it. The pumpkin cooked and went soft. Then collapsed. That is my theory, trust me I am an engineer
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Looking For Discounted Halloween Decorations... Nope
MotherofGuineaPigs 1 month ago
I did this every year when my daughter was little - we had some of the wildest dress up play outfits
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Ordered A Power Ranger Costume Online For Halloween And Here's What I Got
Dave Van Beurden 1 month ago
If you don't look like one without the costume, you won't look like one in the costume...
Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 3 weeks ago
Especially when the costume is incorrect.
Load More Replies... Brandi VanSteenwyk 1 month ago
Credit everything but the head cover. Obviously the hard plastic unit wasn't going to attach to any bodysuit.
#81
This Sticker My 4 Year Old Got At A Halloween Event For Children
Sally Moen 1 month ago (edited)
The kind of thing you expect from a church's Trunk and Treat event
xolitaire 1 month ago
trunk and treat sounds like they lure children in and put them in the trunk
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Working In Retail During Halloween Season Is The Worst
#83
Amazon Reviews For Realistic Masks Never Disappoint
xolitaire 1 month ago
Why is it so hard for people to understand that what the mask will look like depends 100% on your head/face shape? If the proportions don't fit, a mask looks bad. A mask isn't shapewear, it can't give you a different head shape
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 month ago
And also if you're paying $30 for the mask, it's NEVER going to look as good as a special-effects level prosthetic!
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Never Snarky 3 weeks ago
Good masks are not cheap. If you order from a cheapo company you will get a cheapo mask.
Michael Fernandez 1 month ago
I bought a Greedo mask from them that fits and looks fairly accurate for $27.
#84
These Booklets That People Put In My Little Sister's Halloween Bucket
Earonn - 1 month ago
Using that money and effort to help the poor was a bit too much to ask from those uber-christians, was it.
Ann Kapoxeet 1 month ago
Yes--so many things they could do with their time and money. Help people. Stop preaching.
Load More Replies... Andrew Keir 1 month ago
no, they just want to annoy us - "they don't want Heaven crammed ! "
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 1 month ago
Ah, isn't "Good people go to heaven, and bad people go to hell" the premise of every single Christian denomination? What standard does God use instead? Ballroom dancing?
Harry Gondalf 1 month ago
I's BS like this that prompted me to pursue Buddhism — in the 6th grade!
Chris the Bobcat 1 month ago
Challenge Accepted. With a year, some planning and time to study some decent tutorials, the evangelicals will be treated to a Cannibal Corpse album cover recreation.
#85
My 6 Year Old Came Home With This In His Trick Or Treat Bucket
xolitaire 1 month ago
Ok this is worse than the dude who handed out whole rotisserie chicken to children
Kim Karlotta 1 month ago
This is also worse than wanting children to have a healthy snack and handing out fruit. Celery-cabbage-lettuce juice flavoured with vinegar is just vile even in health nut standards.
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Lily bloom 1 month ago
Did they say "trick OR treat"? I think they were taken up on three trick option
#86
Outstanding Window Display, Spirit Halloween
#87
What The Halloween Section Looks Like At The Walmart Near My House. Complete With P**p On The Floor And Wigs With Lollipops Stuck In Them
Daniel Atkins 1 month ago
As a former employee Of WalMart the Halloween aisle would get trashed daily. Straighten it up a little early so that you could close on time and then someone would come in 15 minutes before closing and let their brats destroy it.
Beth Wheeler 1 month ago
That's either a small store or they didn't order much. There's 5 stores within 20 miles of me and they all have several rows of Halloween stuff.
roddy 1 month ago
It looks as if the display was also on either side, the photo didn't take in the entire area dedicated to Hallowe'en.
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Bent My Last Sewing Machine Needle While Trying To Finish My Child’s Halloween Costume Last Minute
Lorraine R 1 month ago
Fabric glue or iron-on tape work pretty well. Keep some around for emergencies.
#89
Thought It Was My Lucky Day
4:30 am this morning heading out to work. Winds were blowing hard and last night was Halloween. It was dark and it was running to work late. Saw what appeared to be a dollar bill in the leaves. I grabbed it and picked it up. Didn’t feel right when I picked it up, but I took a quick glance and it looked like $100 bill. I put it in my pocket till I got to work.
#90
This Is The Third Time My Crown Has Fallen Off In A Year. This Time By Eating Halloween Candy
This is my first crown and the darn thing won't stay on, this is the third time it's fallen off in a year.
Beth Wheeler 1 month ago
It either wasn't made right. the lab sent the wrong crown or they dentist isn't using enough cement.
#91
My Brother In Law Unironically Sharing This In The Family Chat After Everyone Shared Their Kids Halloween Photos
Jenna Logan 1 month ago
It doesn't bc it's halloween has pagan roots. No where in the history of halloween did it have anything to do with the devil or anti Christian rhetoric. Organized Religion is evil
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Lady Eowyn 1 month ago
Actually, Halloween has nothing to do with Christianity and it's version of hell/satan.
Earonn - 1 month ago
I mean, time to reply with some reports about priests ra.ping kids and such.
#92
Was Taking Down Halloween Decorations When This Happened
Nuku Nyara 1 month ago
They were probably left on the wall longer than the manufacturer's recommended amount of time. They do better on glass windows or appliances.
#93
Happy Halloween Guys(This Is Supposed To Be Moon Knight)
#94
Today Is Halloween. Woke Up To This
Zephyr343 1 month ago
Ok? And? I live in WI. Although not frequent, it does happen. Unless those are all spider webs....
Lee451 Henderson 1 month ago
Today is Halloween and the temp in Virginia is 60°
Load More Replies... Nik Odongray 1 month ago
I can remember more than a few years as a kid that we had to wear our winter coats under our costumes (grew up in Cleveland)
Rinso The Red 1 month ago
Northern New England here. I can recall several times I had the long johns under my trash bag of a costume because of snow and/or below freezing temps for Halloween.
Load More Replies... Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 month ago
Apparently the snow is the issue. Would be nice if they explained for those of us who don't know that snow at halloween is unusual.
Ann Kapoxeet 1 month ago
I remember the Minneapolis Halloween blizzard of 1991! I had just moved there and realized I was in for a long winter.
Sara Frazer 1 month ago
I would take snow over rain...I live in Washington State...I'm supposed to take my daughter trick-or-treating in a few hours and it's pouring 🥲
FlamingZombies 1 month ago
That's nothing, Between Oct 31-Nov 2, 1991 we got almost 30" of snow where I live.
#95
There Is No Way Through This Maze My Kid Got Trick Or Treating Tonight
#96
Got This While Trick Or Treating What Is It? It Smells Like A Dog Treat
#98
Bought A Little Light Up Trinket For Halloween Today, Went To Put The Batteries In. The Springs Are Tack Welded On Too. So Can’t Be Fixed Easily
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 month ago
Snip off one excess spring. Place against negative terminal in centre slot. Wedge battery in. Add tin foil to fill gaps, if necessary. This is such a non-problem. Do people really lack problem solving skills to this extent?
WereBear 1 month ago
The top left bar was put in backwards. It's probably not attached to anything. Flip it.
#99
I Ironed On An Image Upside Down Because I'm Dumb. This Is For A Work Halloween Party In 7 Hours
Michael Largey 1 month ago
Tell anyone who points this out "Ssh, Harry, you're so drunk that you're standing on the ceiling. Don't let the boss see you like that!"
#100
I Didn’t Order Halloween Candy, So Why Is There A Razor Blade In My Chip
#101
A Store In My Hometown Is Selling Used (And Emptied) Caskets As Halloween Decoration
Child of the Stars 1 month ago
Maybe caskets used for viewings before cremation? That's my guess.
Load More Replies... Beth Wheeler 1 month ago
NO FREAKING WAY!!! The only time I'll be in a casket is for my funeral and burial.
Michael Largey 1 month ago
Where is the person who used the casket now? Was their name Lazurus by any chance?
Bill Swallow 1 month ago
No, of *course* not! It was 'Vladimir' something or other...
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#102
I Stole A Hershey Bar From My Kid’s Halloween Candy
Blue Bunny of Happiness 1 month ago
As a Brit, this confirms everything we’re told about American chocolate!
Brandi VanSteenwyk 1 month ago
Someone getting rid of their old Christmas candy. That is extremely bloomed and outdated.
Purple Gurl 1 month ago
As an American, I cn confidently say that the only reason American chocolate is not classified as tile grout is because of the color and smell
Brandi VanSteenwyk 1 month ago
Perhaps the kiddos are just teaching the folks to stay away from the stash?? Someone is getting rid of their outdated and bloomed Christmas candy.
#103
I Hate People Like This, Ruining Trick Or Treating For Everyone
Earonn - 1 month ago
Was that during Covid, or is it an American thing to leave the treats outside the house? In my neighbourhood we bring them to the door, get to hear the mandatory joke / riddle, and then hand them out to the kids.
Bi.Felicia 1 month ago
I don't believe it's an American thing to leave a bowl of candy on the front step. I personally have never done this but I know of people that have/do. Some reasons include, being disabled and not wanting to have to get up every time a trick or treater shows up, or they have dogs that go crazy when someone knocks/rings the bell, or they're a single parent and are out with their kids trick or treating and can't be home to hand out candy.
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Went From Partying On Halloween To Stuck On My Bathroom Floor Gasping For Air, Running A Low Grade Fever And Trying Not To Throw Up
I’ve actually been down with a cold for almost two weeks (weakened immune system), but started feeling a bit better on Halloween, and felt a lot better after drinking some red wine. I drank it because I heard it had antioxidants.
Missy VanWinkle 1 month ago
If you've been "down with a cold for almost two weeks," WTH are you doing socializing and spreading your cooties??
#105
Please Do Us All A Favor And Keep Your Little Snowflake At Home
roddy 1 month ago
This! They can still go out and show off their costume, and come home to candy they can eat. If I had a severely allergic child, I wouldn't be letting them eat candy from total strangers, no matter what the brand.
Load More Replies... Earonn - 1 month ago
Yeah, I can see the joy on my neighbour's kids if I offered them carrot sticks. And oh wow, they're healthy! That's totally the point about candy, right? FFS, buy some stuff your kid can eat and then "barter" it against the stuff it gets. It's not rocket science to solve that issue.
Michael Largey 1 month ago (edited)
Carrots are healthy and nutritious. So are the eggs you'll be scraping off your house.
Andrew Keir 1 month ago
"My dog is allergic to chocolate so please do not give your children chocolate for Xmas" ...
Lorraine R 1 month ago
No dog, or cat, for that matter, should eat chocolate, EVER.
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WhatEvenIsLife 3 weeks ago
I'd be willing to buy a variety of allergy-friendly candies to add to the mix, but you can't demand they *all* be that way. Teach your kid which pieces he can safely grab. He's going to have to do that sort of thing his whole life - the entire world isn't going to accommodate him.
#106
Buying A Wig For Halloween
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Hyacinth (Any pronouns) 1 month ago
I'm currently having a Halloween crisis - I moved to a new city for uni, so I don't have all my stuff here. Didn't bring many costume bits, but my mom did send me my Team Rocket hat. So, I found some stuff to go with the hat, and threw the hat in my bag for later. Or so I thought. Get to class, take off my headphones, and there's no hat. So my costume looks like what I wear daily. The centerpiece is what I left at home.
whodunnitfan2013 1 month ago
I have this plastic jack-o-lantern that lights up and I got new lightbulbs for it today, only to find out they're not the right kind. I don't even know if they make the kind I need anymore.
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Orange Mum 1 month ago
I live in Australia, we dont do Halloween here, we did for a bit, then like the true Aussies we are, we gave up and went back to drinking
Huddo's sister 3 weeks ago
In my experience Halloween is more common here than when I was growing up in the 90s. I don't hink it is necessary, but kids are happy with it.
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Hyacinth (Any pronouns) 1 month ago
I'm currently having a Halloween crisis - I moved to a new city for uni, so I don't have all my stuff here. Didn't bring many costume bits, but my mom did send me my Team Rocket hat. So, I found some stuff to go with the hat, and threw the hat in my bag for later. Or so I thought. Get to class, take off my headphones, and there's no hat. So my costume looks like what I wear daily. The centerpiece is what I left at home.
whodunnitfan2013 1 month ago
I have this plastic jack-o-lantern that lights up and I got new lightbulbs for it today, only to find out they're not the right kind. I don't even know if they make the kind I need anymore.
Load More Replies... Orange Mum 1 month ago
I live in Australia, we dont do Halloween here, we did for a bit, then like the true Aussies we are, we gave up and went back to drinking
Huddo's sister 3 weeks ago
In my experience Halloween is more common here than when I was growing up in the 90s. I don't hink it is necessary, but kids are happy with it.
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