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Nowadays, the online world is brimming with mouth-watering pictures of delicious food. However, chances are that if we had the internet, let's say, a hundred years ago, the situation would be very different. Anyone with an old recipe book on hand can attest that some of them there are somewhat bizarre; banana salmon salad, for instance, or a “beehive” made from liver.

These are just a couple examples of horrifying old-school dishes shared by the Facebook group, appropriately titled “Disgusting Vintage Recipes”. With nearly 6k members, it is, in their own words, “a group where people look at disgusting vintage recipes”, and their posts surely live up to the description. Scroll down to find some of them below and see for yourself.

#1

The Kiwi Slices Are A Nice Touch

The Kiwi Slices Are A Nice Touch

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Lisa T
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is that grey stuff at the top??

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    #2

    No Recipe Here But I’m Sure We Can All Use Our Imagination. Lettuce Pray

    No Recipe Here But I’m Sure We Can All Use Our Imagination. Lettuce Pray

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    #3

    Looks Like Hurled Cat Food

    Looks Like Hurled Cat Food

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is definitely hurled cat food. There is no other logical explanation.

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    Some of the pictures on this list would likely send a food blogger into shock. But that was what “blessed” the covers of some popular recipe books back in the day. In a previous interview with Bored Panda, the founder of the group, historian Samuel Brown, explained that some ingredients used in many recipes back then, such as gelatin, for example, were considered high-end.

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    “Gelatin was prestigious at one point. It seems like there was a time period where it was still held prestige, but was inexpensively available. There's a history of jello article that is posted at least a dozen times on the page that helps out.”

    He added that the industry seemingly had a lot to do with some of these recipes. “I think this is leftover from recipes from the depression and the war. People didn't know how to use the new things available from the grocery store. To solve this, companies put out some cookbooks and recipes that promoted ways to use their products.”

    #4

    I Surprised My Husband With Ring Around The Tuna. A 1960s Recipe From The Joys Of Jello Cookbook

    I Surprised My Husband With Ring Around The Tuna. A 1960s Recipe From The Joys Of Jello Cookbook

    Includes lime jello, salt, vinegar, grated onion, celery, Spanish olives, and tuna fish. I garnished it with some kale and more tuna and topped with a cherry tomato. I had to photograph and video his reaction. He did not care for it. I tasted it too. It’s not as horrible or terrifying as I thought it might be. It wasn’t super delicious but it was strangely not awful either don’t fret - he had a normal dinner and I made a peace offering after with some homehomemade made pina colada cupcakes. He did have to sniff them to make sure it wasn’t mayonnaise instead of frosting though. Trust issues I guess

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    #5

    Squab Dressed As Toads

    Squab Dressed As Toads

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    Erika Himmelberger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those googly eyes remind me of that SNL skit Chrisropher Walken did where all the plants had googly eyes😂

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    One recipe book that was a hit back in the day and likely featured something similar to pictures on this list was Fannie Farmer’s ‘Boston Cooking-School Cook Book’. Released in the very end of the 19th century, it had recipes for such wonders as Potted Pigeons or Mock Turtle Soup, according to the Smithsonian Magazine. Its popularity was evident based on the number of copies distributed, resulting in roughly 360,000 sold before the author's death in 1915.

    The Smithsonian also pointed out that F. Farmer believed in rigorous precision while cooking, which, in her opinion, made the food more delicious. That’s why she encouraged cooks to obtain standardized teaspoons, tablespoons, and cups, and provided very precise measurements in her recipes.

    #6

    Bologna Cake

    Bologna Cake

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    #7

    Make Sure You Set A Place For All Of Us

    Make Sure You Set A Place For All Of Us

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    Elsker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was curious, since miracle whip is new to me, so i read this article, but never mind, this sounds like a real monstrosity! I'll go on and pretend i was never here

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    #8

    Gross Vintage Food Recipes

    Gross Vintage Food Recipes

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    Lisa T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww, he has a beard and a little crown

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    Way before Fannie Farmer’s precise instructions or the rise of cooking books, the recipes were far more basic and typically just a few lines long. BBC Travel covered some of the oldest recipes that were decoded with the help of scholars in the fields of culinary history, food chemistry, and cuneiform—a Babylonian system of writing—studies.

    One of them, noted down by a person deceased roughly four millennia ago, provided instructions on how to make lamb stew: “Meat is used. You prepare water. You add fine-grained salt, dried barley cakes, onion, Persian shallot, and milk. You crush and add leek and garlic.”

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    The recipe was written on one of the tablets from Yale University’s Babylonian Collection, which was deciphered and analyzed by the scholars seeking to learn more about the thousands-year-old recipes (or looking for inspiration for a Sunday dinner).

    #9

    Shoes Or Fish?

    Shoes Or Fish?

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    #10

    Todays Vintage Recipe - Party Potato Salad By Hellmann's. You Make Your Own Potato Salad, Set It In A Mold To Shape..and Then Make A Mayo “ Luscious Glaze” To Coat It

    Todays Vintage Recipe - Party Potato Salad By Hellmann's. You Make Your Own Potato Salad, Set It In A Mold To Shape..and Then Make A Mayo “ Luscious Glaze” To Coat It

    Craig had no idea what I presented to him. He was super dramatic and acted like it was the worst thing ever. Once he realized what was really in it he confessed it wasn’t that bad. I knew the potato salad was going to be good but wasn’t sure about the rest. Once you get past the texture of the glaze it’s really not that bad 🙂

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    #11

    When The Goal Is Never To Have Guests Again

    When The Goal Is Never To Have Guests Again

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    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this I could eat! Molded tuna > Gelatin

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    Nowadays, using hand-written—even if on paper instead of a 1730BC tablet—or printed out recipes might no longer be people’s first choice. The Independent revealed that roughly 70% of them choose digital sources instead and browse social media for cooking inspiration and instructions.

    Such a demand for cooking-related online content upholds the popularity of food influencers and bloggers. Some estimates suggest there are more than 50,000 active food blogs worldwide, in addition to a number of food-based influencers.

    #12

    Ham And Vegetable Mold

    Ham And Vegetable Mold

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    #13

    A French Dish La Couronne D’argenteuile (The Crown Of Argenteuile)

    A French Dish La Couronne D’argenteuile (The Crown Of Argenteuile)

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    #14

    Please Enjoy

    Please Enjoy

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    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE how someone took the time to give them all carrot eyes and celery eyebrows!

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    Stella Rising delved deeper into the importance of food bloggers, pointing out their benefits to businesses, in addition to individuals seeking mouth-watering pictures or recipes. It revealed that nearly 80% of people trust food blogs for recipes and information on certain foods. It also suggested that roughly 40% read the blogs even if they don’t try the recipes out in the kitchen themselves.

    #15

    Last Evening We Had A Ham Dinner So I Decided What Better Way To Use Some Leftovers Than As An Aspic?

    Last Evening We Had A Ham Dinner So I Decided What Better Way To Use Some Leftovers Than As An Aspic?

    Sure enough a jellied egg and ham mold was in my New Joys Of Jello recipe book! How could I pass that up?! And it’s a “salad for the slim life” to boot! I made a few tweaks - peas instead of celery and plain gelatin instead of lemon. It’s what I had on hand. I also made the portion significantly smaller because I wasn’t sure how edible this concoction was going to be. Sadly it was quite awful, even for me. I could stomach the ring around the tuna, but this one was pretty horrendous . Nightmare fuel even. My husband flat out refused to even taste it for a while, looking at his plate with utter and sheer horror…but seeing my death glare he knew he had no choice and woefully resigned to trying a bite. His photos speak volumes. Bon a petit and enjoy

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    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had those plates when I was a kid.

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    #16

    I Hardly Know Where To Start With This.....thing. What The Hell Am I Looking At Here?

    I Hardly Know Where To Start With This.....thing. What The Hell Am I Looking At Here?

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    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm worried about what's going to happen when those things inside hatch.

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    #17

    Fruit-Salad Linguine (Better Homes And Gardens Pasta, 1983)

    Fruit-Salad Linguine (Better Homes And Gardens Pasta, 1983)

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    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No problem with that. Original Italian pasta consists of mostly the same ingredients as a cake bottom, just skipping the sugar. This dish can work very well, I would prefer chocolate, red fruit or vanilla sauce instead of caramel

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    Some recipes—no matter how seemingly disgusting—might be somewhat nostalgic, though. If in early childhood your Northern European grandmother made you vegetable milk soup, seeing it bubbling on the stove again might induce an involuntary smile (or involuntary stomach-turning to some).

    Research shows that food is a powerful elicitor of nostalgia. Not only that, food-evoked nostalgia is reportedly a predominantly positive emotional experience. That explains why some disgusting dishes are positively viewed by some despite what they consist of (or what they look like, for that matter).

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    #19

    I Can't Even Imagine How This Would Taste!

    I Can't Even Imagine How This Would Taste!

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    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mayonnaise to Moisten is the name of my new ABBA cover band.

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    #20

    Funny Face Hamburgers 1968

    Funny Face Hamburgers 1968

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    Professor of psychological and brain sciences at the University of Massachusetts, Susan Whitborne, expanded for the Huffington Post on how food-evoked nostalgia works: “Food memories are more sensory than other memories in that they involve really all five senses, so when you’re that thoroughly engaged with the stimulus it has a more powerful effect.”

    Other experts pointed out that some food-related memories can be particularly strong due to a phenomenon known as conditioned taste aversion. It refers to the feeling of instant repulsion you get upon seeing/smelling/sampling a food that once made you very very sick, for instance.

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    #21

    Mmm, Vomit Loaf

    Mmm, Vomit Loaf

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    Mabelbabel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks a bit like tuna or salmon pate to me, but the thin white threads could be minced chicken, or even crab. I'd give this a go, it's not the worst looking vomitous mass I've seen today.

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    #22

    Calico Slaw (Let's Get Ready For Memorial Day!)

    Calico Slaw (Let's Get Ready For Memorial Day!)

     2 Packages Of Unflavored Gelatin 2 Cups Of Hot Tomato Juice 1/4 Cup Cold Tomato Juice 1/4 Cup Water 1 Lemon, Juiced And Grated Rind 1 Tsp. Onion Salt 1 Cup Mayonnaise 3 Cups Shredded Cabbage 1 Cup Diced Celery 1/4 Cup Diced Green Pepper 1/4 Cup Diced Pimento

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure it's perfect for something, but that something is not being eaten.

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    #23

    I'll Continue To Repost Some Classics Here And There For The Newbies

    I'll Continue To Repost Some Classics Here And There For The Newbies

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    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand the obsession with gelatin.

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    Whether pictures shared by the ‘Disgusting Vintage Recipes’ group made you feel sentimental or nauseous, these can be pretty difficult to turn your eyes away from; there seems to be something fascinating about them. If you think so too, make sure to check out our previous collections of the group’s gems here and here.

    #24

    Judy Latham, Do Your Children Still Talk To You?

    Judy Latham, Do Your Children Still Talk To You?

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    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Football season is coming up. We usually make pigs-in-a-blanket or sausage pinwheels for game days, but I will definitely make these this year. Because I hate football and I want people to stop watching it at my house.

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    #25

    A Classic - Florrie Paul’s Liver Beehive

    A Classic - Florrie Paul’s Liver Beehive

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    #26

    Tuna Salad De Luxe. Go On! You Know You Wanna Yum It Up!

    Tuna Salad De Luxe. Go On! You Know You Wanna Yum It Up!

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    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Playing it a little fast and loose with the word 'treasure'.

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    #27

    Pickles, Olives, And Walnuts

    Pickles, Olives, And Walnuts

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    #28

    Swiss Broccoli Custard (The Amana Guide To Great Cooking With A Microwave Oven, 1975)

    Swiss Broccoli Custard (The Amana Guide To Great Cooking With A Microwave Oven, 1975)

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    #29

    Just The Sanka, Please?

    Just The Sanka, Please?

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    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to look up what sanka was. It is instant decaffeinated coffee.

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    #30

    "Luxury Margarine"

    "Luxury Margarine"

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    #31

    Milk Bok Bok Garnished With Tres Oh-La-La Banana!

    Milk Bok Bok Garnished With Tres Oh-La-La Banana!

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    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Are Those BANANAS on top of the chicken!?

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    #32

    A Nice Cold Beer Goes A Treat With Anything Given The Aspic Treatment

    A Nice Cold Beer Goes A Treat With Anything Given The Aspic Treatment

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    #33

    What? Who? How? When? Where Am I!?!

    What? Who? How? When? Where Am I!?!

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yummy. Chicken, cream cheese, and giant centipedes.

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    #34

    Found It! An Old Picture With A "Loaf"

    Found It! An Old Picture With A "Loaf"

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    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been wondering what to do with all those lovely, fresh lawn clippings.

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    #35

    Handsome And Good You Say?

    Handsome And Good You Say?

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    Sonia Bailey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing this, India declared war on California.

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    #36

    Behold, This Is As Awful Tasting As It Looks

    Behold, This Is As Awful Tasting As It Looks

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    #37

    Cold Poached Fish With Avocado Sauce 1970

    Cold Poached Fish With Avocado Sauce 1970

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    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can almost hear the fish thinking, 'oh, the indignity...'

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    #38

    Gross Vintage Food Recipes

    Gross Vintage Food Recipes

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    #39

    Okay, Pretty Standard Jello Salads. Hey! What Do You Suppose Is In Those Cups?

    Okay, Pretty Standard Jello Salads. Hey! What Do You Suppose Is In Those Cups?

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    #40

    A Ring Around The Chicken Coz It’s Finger Licken. A Cluck-Cluck! A Cluck-Cluck! We All Fall Down 🎼 Jellied Fried Spring Chicken 1953

    A Ring Around The Chicken Coz It’s Finger Licken. A Cluck-Cluck! A Cluck-Cluck! We All Fall Down 🎼 Jellied Fried Spring Chicken 1953

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinking of something that rhymes with cluck-cluck, right now.

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    #41

    I Told My Husband I Had Another Vintage Surprise For Him. He Turned To Our Son And Said “Am I Doomed?” And Right Away My Son Said “Yes!”

    I Told My Husband I Had Another Vintage Surprise For Him. He Turned To Our Son And Said “Am I Doomed?” And Right Away My Son Said “Yes!”

    I present to you the tomato relish ring from a vintage miracle whip advertisement. My husband took forever to take a bite. He was quite reluctant. And he hated it. He just kept saying “no” and “that’s just not right” over and over again. He tried it alone and then tried it with a bite of miracle whip and lettuce. Still a no from him. He gladly ate the deviled eggs though. And not to worry this wasn’t his dinner and he is always well fed. Even got a slice of pie after dinner. As for me, I didn’t find it awful when eaten with the miracle whip and lettuce. It’s like a thick tomato and the bites of sweet pickle inside were good. It wasn’t horrible. I am assuming this was eaten in small doses with lettuce. But who knows. Enjoy. Also I had to wear this new to me dress to go along with it

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mummy. Did people live on mayonnaise and salad dressing when you were a little girl?

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    #42

    From The "British Weight Watchers Cookery Book" Which, Although There Aren't Many Pictures, This One Has The Blandest Stuff In It

    From The "British Weight Watchers Cookery Book" Which, Although There Aren't Many Pictures, This One Has The Blandest Stuff In It

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    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This works well as a Weight Watchers meal. You make it, look at it, and think 'no, i am NOT eating that'.

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    #43

    Gross Vintage Food Recipes

    Gross Vintage Food Recipes

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    Annik Perrot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eggs en gelée the French way are just delicious, but those look yucky.

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    #44

    Roast Beef In Grapefruit

    Roast Beef In Grapefruit

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Followed by a desert of anchovies and strawberry ice cream.

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    #45

    Gross Vintage Food Recipes

    Gross Vintage Food Recipes

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    Annabelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally don’t like spam with anything. In my opinion the only good thing was that it fed the American troops during WWII

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    #46

    It’s Looking At Us, Whatever It Is

    It’s Looking At Us, Whatever It Is

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    Gavin Brebner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duck a l'orange I'd say. Looks pretty good to me!

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    #47

    Giant Burger For Memorial Day!

    Giant Burger For Memorial Day!

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    #48

    Too Much Egg, Not Enough Veal

    Too Much Egg, Not Enough Veal

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    #49

    Gross Vintage Food Recipes

    Gross Vintage Food Recipes

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    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other than the peanut coating (what is up with that?), this looks good.

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    #50

    Gross Vintage Food Recipes

    Gross Vintage Food Recipes

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    Follo00
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the chewing gum inside that thing, or is it to get rid of the taste of that thing?

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    #51

    An Awe Inspiring Chicken Loaf Topped With The Delight Of Eggs Under Aspic

    An Awe Inspiring Chicken Loaf Topped With The Delight Of Eggs Under Aspic

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    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What came up first, the chicken or the egg?

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    #52

    Just Drink In Its Array Of Delights. A Veritable Feast For The Senses!

    Just Drink In Its Array Of Delights. A Veritable Feast For The Senses!

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    #53

    Baked Eggs And Chex

    Baked Eggs And Chex

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    #54

    Gross Vintage Food Recipes

    Gross Vintage Food Recipes

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    #55

    Gross Vintage Food Recipes

    Gross Vintage Food Recipes

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    #56

    Broiler Bean-Er Weiner Loaf 1961. How Could You Not Love Cuisine Called That!!

    Broiler Bean-Er Weiner Loaf 1961. How Could You Not Love Cuisine Called That!!

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    Pete “Pirate”
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just add some aspic and I think we'll be on a winner.

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    #57

    That Is So Utterly Repulsive Looking

    That Is So Utterly Repulsive Looking

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    #58

    I Refuse To Believe Those "Things" On Top Didn't Come Out Of A Litterbox

    I Refuse To Believe Those "Things" On Top Didn't Come Out Of A Litterbox

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    Mabelbabel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like prunes. Lots of prunes in aspic.

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    #59

    Gross Vintage Food Recipes

    Gross Vintage Food Recipes

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    CoCo Turtle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a carnival game where nobody wins.

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    #60

    Mama’s Most Requested Dinner - Sweet N Sour Crown Roast Of Spam

    Mama’s Most Requested Dinner - Sweet N Sour Crown Roast Of Spam

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    Nancy Marine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you can never get too much Spam, right?

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    #61

    Chicken Huggin’ Sausage Surprise

    Chicken Huggin’ Sausage Surprise

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    Pyewaquet (she/her)
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow it reminds me of the Alien face hugger

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    #62

    "Please Frost My Sandwich And Jelly My Cabbage"

    "Please Frost My Sandwich And Jelly My Cabbage"

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    #63

    Apparently Russians Just Put Mixed Veggies In A Gelatinized Mayonnaise Ring When The Make Salad. (This New Cookbook Is Amazing)

    Apparently Russians Just Put Mixed Veggies In A Gelatinized Mayonnaise Ring When The Make Salad. (This New Cookbook Is Amazing)

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    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps in a way similar to how pictures of train wrecks might be 'amazing'.

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    #64

    Bratwurst Torte With Mustard Sauce

    Bratwurst Torte With Mustard Sauce

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    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'ts just the presentation. Divided up, on plates, with boiled potatoes, some sauerkraut, and a big stein of good German beer, this would be pretty good. Zum wohl!

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    #65

    I Love Corn, But This Seems A Bit Much

    I Love Corn, But This Seems A Bit Much

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    #66

    I Wouldn't Say Mouth Watering

    I Wouldn't Say Mouth Watering

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    Nancy Marine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's mouth watering because you're fighting the nausea from looking at this on the table, waiting to be served.

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    #67

    Veal Loaf With Tomato Fondue Sauce. (Looks Like Dog Food To Me). Recipe Below

    Veal Loaf With Tomato Fondue Sauce. (Looks Like Dog Food To Me). Recipe Below

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    #68

    Gross Vintage Food Recipes

    Gross Vintage Food Recipes

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, Miracle Whip is a salad dressing, and you can eat it with peaches!

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    #69

    Meatloaf With Egg

    Meatloaf With Egg

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    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just a 'Scotch egg' writ large. Another 'don't knock it until you've tried it' item.

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    #70

    1978 Portuguese Mashed Potato And Sausage. Ordinary Fare Done With Flare!

    1978 Portuguese Mashed Potato And Sausage. Ordinary Fare Done With Flare!

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    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, it's just sausages and mash. Something to jazz it up for the kids. I'd have a few of them mystery bags myself.

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    #71

    Peas Anybody? Well, As Long As They're Not Touching Those... Um... And What's On The Carrots?

    Peas Anybody? Well, As Long As They're Not Touching Those... Um... And What's On The Carrots?

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    #72

    Hake With Green Sauce - Or What Was Left In The Tavern Ashtray By The End Of The Night?

    Hake With Green Sauce - Or What Was Left In The Tavern Ashtray By The End Of The Night?

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    Pete “Pirate”
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another take on the frostbite fingers. Even better in aspic!

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    #73

    “Jeeves. I’m Feeling Snackish. Fetch Me Something Gentlemanly.” “Certainly Sir. I Shall Prepare You A Gentleman’s Cake.” “Ah Jeeves. You Have Outdone Yourself My Man! You Remembered All My Favourite Garnishes!”

    “Jeeves. I’m Feeling Snackish. Fetch Me Something Gentlemanly.” “Certainly Sir. I Shall Prepare You A Gentleman’s Cake.” “Ah Jeeves. You Have Outdone Yourself My Man! You Remembered All My Favourite Garnishes!”

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    #74

    Pate Aspic

    Pate Aspic

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    Sally Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those mugs belong on the mug appreciation thread!

    #75

    Salmon Pie (Best Foods Real Mayonnaise Ad, 1976)

    Salmon Pie (Best Foods Real Mayonnaise Ad, 1976)

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    Elita One
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dosn't seem that bad as long as it's served hot, it'd just be like a thick fish cake.

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    #76

    Ahhhh Pompano Chapulepe. But What Is That In English?

    Ahhhh Pompano Chapulepe. But What Is That In English?

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    #77

    “Pleaaaaassssseeee Play Chess With Me Billy! I’ll Let You Win This Time.”. Jellied Ham Chessboard

    “Pleaaaaassssseeee Play Chess With Me Billy! I’ll Let You Win This Time.”. Jellied Ham Chessboard

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    #78

    Corn Scramblebuns

    Corn Scramblebuns

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    #79

    Pick A Pickle From The Pickle Tree!

    Pick A Pickle From The Pickle Tree!

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a pretty cute way to serve pickles.

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    #80

    Gross Vintage Food Recipes

    Gross Vintage Food Recipes

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    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand what Miracle Whip is.

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    #81

    Um

    Um

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    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This explains America's aggressive foreign policy over the last several decades. They're just looking for some decent food.

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    #82

    Mayo Made From Sweetened Condensed Milk?

    Mayo Made From Sweetened Condensed Milk?

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    Dawn Woolley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Condensed milk mayonnaise was very common in Australia in the 1940s and 1950s. Sweetened condensed milk, vinegar and hot English mustard powder. Sweet but better than it sounds.

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    #83

    One More Before Bed... Corn Bologna Boats!

    One More Before Bed... Corn Bologna Boats!

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    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone in the 60's seemed to eat like they had pregnancy cravings.

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    #84

    Won’t You Please Help Yourself To A Sardine Bun?

    Won’t You Please Help Yourself To A Sardine Bun?

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    #85

    Reuben Chex Surprise!

    Reuben Chex Surprise!

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    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could actually be pretty good. The breakfast cereal is utterly unnecessary, just leave it out.

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    #86

    Linda, Linda Listen!

    Linda, Linda Listen!

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    CoCo Turtle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For all the times you've heard, "What we call Chinese food in America is not what they eat in China," we proudly offer Chinese food they won't eat in America either!

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    #87

    Olive Egg Filling And Mustard Mayo

    Olive Egg Filling And Mustard Mayo

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    #88

    Force Meat Terrine. Yummy Yum Yum!

    Force Meat Terrine. Yummy Yum Yum!

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    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't knock it until you've tried it. Done properly, it's great.

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    #89

    Nice Gelatinized Salmon Here

    Nice Gelatinized Salmon Here

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    Mabelbabel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with this-just a fancy way of serving it. Spread on some nice crusty bread this would be lovely.

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    #90

    Mmm, Kidneys

    Mmm, Kidneys

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    Mabelbabel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steak and kidney pie is still common in the UK. My grandmother used to eat kidneys just fried whole. In the 40s and 50s, offal was far more widely eaten-she loved tripe boiled in milk, and stuffed hearts and sweetbreads. She fed her dog 'lights' which were cow and pig lungs.

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