30 Vintage Recipes And Dishes Best Left Uncooked (New Pics)

What is that grey stuff at the top??

Lettuce pray. Ramen.

This is definitely hurled cat food. There is no other logical explanation.

'Surprised'...or 'shocked'?

Those googly eyes remind me of that SNL skit Chrisropher Walken did where all the plants had googly eyes😂

My bologna has a first name

Was curious, since miracle whip is new to me, so i read this article, but never mind, this sounds like a real monstrosity! I'll go on and pretend i was never here

Awwww, he has a beard and a little crown

Oh my! I’d rather eat a shoe, 100%

The radish flowers are very cute.

Now this I could eat! Molded tuna > Gelatin

I'd definitely try this

Frostbite fingers. Yummo.

I LOVE how someone took the time to give them all carrot eyes and celery eyebrows!

We had those plates when I was a kid.

I'm worried about what's going to happen when those things inside hatch.

No problem with that. Original Italian pasta consists of mostly the same ingredients as a cake bottom, just skipping the sugar. This dish can work very well, I would prefer chocolate, red fruit or vanilla sauce instead of caramel

That poor fish died for that.

Mayonnaise to Moisten is the name of my new ABBA cover band.

To be fair, 1968 was one hell of a year.

This looks a bit like tuna or salmon pate to me, but the thin white threads could be minced chicken, or even crab. I'd give this a go, it's not the worst looking vomitous mass I've seen today.

I'm sure it's perfect for something, but that something is not being eaten.

I don't understand the obsession with gelatin.

Football season is coming up. We usually make pigs-in-a-blanket or sausage pinwheels for game days, but I will definitely make these this year. Because I hate football and I want people to stop watching it at my house.

I never expected to see those two words together.

Playing it a little fast and loose with the word 'treasure'.

Oh my

That's just a crust-less quiche

I had to look up what sanka was. It is instant decaffeinated coffee.

This might be fine?

... Are Those BANANAS on top of the chicken!?

A dozen cold beers go better with it.

Yummy. Chicken, cream cheese, and giant centipedes.

I've been wondering what to do with all those lovely, fresh lawn clippings.

Seeing this, India declared war on California.

I love the title on this one. Haha!

I can almost hear the fish thinking, 'oh, the indignity...'

Whose cat threw up on those waffles?

Something strongly alcoholic, i hope.

Thinking of something that rhymes with cluck-cluck, right now.

Mummy. Did people live on mayonnaise and salad dressing when you were a little girl?

This works well as a Weight Watchers meal. You make it, look at it, and think 'no, i am NOT eating that'.

Eggs en gelée the French way are just delicious, but those look yucky.

Followed by a desert of anchovies and strawberry ice cream.

I personally don’t like spam with anything. In my opinion the only good thing was that it fed the American troops during WWII

Duck a l'orange I'd say. Looks pretty good to me!

Seems akin to meatloaf. I'd try it.

This one really looks like cat food.

Other than the peanut coating (what is up with that?), this looks good.

Is the chewing gum inside that thing, or is it to get rid of the taste of that thing?

What came up first, the chicken or the egg?

I'll just have water.

Sorry what?

They look like….. well, not eels.

Fish sandal?

Just add some aspic and I think we'll be on a winner.

For a clogged aorta, choose Atora.

It looks like prunes. Lots of prunes in aspic.

Looks like a carnival game where nobody wins.

Because you can never get too much Spam, right?

Somehow it reminds me of the Alien face hugger

Perhaps in a way similar to how pictures of train wrecks might be 'amazing'.

I'ts just the presentation. Divided up, on plates, with boiled potatoes, some sauerkraut, and a big stein of good German beer, this would be pretty good. Zum wohl!

Sounds good to me, I would try this one.

It's mouth watering because you're fighting the nausea from looking at this on the table, waiting to be served.