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Isn’t it weird that humans learn how to use language to communicate with others without needing to put in that much effort? But if we want to write and read or to perfect it and make our linguistic abilities more sophisticated, we need to actually study the language. Despite starting strong and already being able to talk and understand others in childhood, we spend years learning our languages at school, but in the end, not everyone manages to acquire it completely.

Those who are more receptive to languages often get irritated by the mistakes other people make in spoken or written language. It really shows in a Reddit thread where a person asked “What is something that most people don’t use correctly?” and half of the answers consisted of people naming misused words and grammar errors others make.

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#1

The phrase “I couldn’t care less” Most Americans I’ve heard say, “I could care less”. Like cmon you’re using that all wrong!!

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    #2

    Incredibly: should’ve. I’ve seen a ton of people write “should of” when they mean should’ve (as in should have) and in my opinion that’s worse than confusing “then/than”.

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    H Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It comes from the way it's pronounced, and it's exclusively a mistake that native English speakers make.

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    #3

    The word loose. They mistake it for lose

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    H Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the most common spelling confusions in the English language, apparently. It's quite easy to see why, I suppose. The one that really grinds my gears for some reason is 'shepard' instead of 'shepherd' when people start discussing their dogs.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shepherd is not that hard to spell if you remember it as sheep herd with a short sheep.

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    Kris Syler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an ELA teacher, I told my kids to remember it as, "The moose is on the loose."

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder vs wander. That drives me crazy.

    Daria B
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learnt this word from video games. Then I discovered the easy mode. ♡

    Natalia Linnik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non-English speaker here. I have to confess these make me stumble: lose/loose, chose/choose. I usually google the word up to make sure I’m choosing the right one.

    Jamma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who has been involved with pet rescue/adoption for a long time, I have seen way too many posts about "loosing" a "skiddish" dog. And let's not even touch the spelling derivations for the words spayed and neutered!

    Pat Bond
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is at global epidemic level. Drives me round the twist.

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When someone is sending condolences and writes "sorry for your lost..."

    Ashley Lynne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This drives me bonkers for some reason

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What really pissed my mom off was people saying this aft! Meaning this afternoon>

    Lisa Whipp Myhre
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially people on weight loss pages.

    KatKaleen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Granted, if English wasn't half a dozen other languages dressed in a beige coat, wearing sunglasses and a hat to sneak into the theater, things would be easier. I'm looking at you, "hyperbowl".

    Pagan Child of Fire
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend did this for ages and every time I would read a text they sent me with loose instead of lose, I would die internally

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, autocowrecked has some issues with it. Especially when using the multiple language option.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you loose weight, it's much easier to throw it around.

    Lynne Harbison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or "crossing the boarder". Boarder is a lodger. BORDER is correct, unless you are making your boarder cross!

    TTorrest Author
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just saw it today at a Van Gogh exhibit. Right there on the permanently displayed, wall-sized biography near the entrance. My eyes zoomed right in on it, and when I pointed it out to my mother, we both shook our heads in disappointment and disgust LOL.

    Katchen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s because loose doesn’t rhyme with choose, but lose does. The -oses and -ooses can be confusing.

    MarieTDr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am studying Italian at the present time. One thing I've learned is how easy it is to make a mistake. I've become more tolerant of some errors.

    Aliquid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a spelling mistake, not a grammar mistake.

    third molar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blame it on MS office spell check which always shows me typo for loose and change it to lose.

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    #4

    The they're/there/their and to/too/two. It's a pet peeve of mine when people say "This is to boring." In any situation when they use the wrong "to." My mates had taken University-level English classes in highschool yet they still make the "there" or "to" mistakes, and it makes my blood boil.

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t even go to college and I still manage to use the right one every single time.

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    #5

    Less vs. fewer. Less is for uncountable nouns: you have less time, less pain, less work to do. Fewer is for countable nouns: you have fewer apples, fewer cans of soup, fewer distractions. People usually use less when they should use fewer; it rarely happens the other way around. People will say "there are less cars on the road," but they probably won't say "there is fewer traffic." There is a related problem with much vs. many. To be fair, what is countable and uncountable can get complicated, and it's easy to make mistakes (I do it too). You can't have fewer money, you can only have fewer dollars and cents (money, amusingly, is uncountable). You can't have fewer pizza, but you can have fewer pizzas (pluralization of something uncountable makes it countable).

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    John C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand this is technically correct, but not only does this not impede effective communication (you know exactly what they meant) but since language evolves over time, I suspect in the future this distinction will be eliminated and these two words cross-pollenating one another will be considered acceptable, or if nothing else slang.

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    #6

    The pedal next to the gas is not the break pedal

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    Paul C.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be, if you push it to hard! You see what I did their? Im pleased with that. :-)

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    #7

    I'm gonna go get an expresso and excetera.

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    #9

    Than/then

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    Hayhaypaula
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Than" is used when you are comparing two items. Use "then" when you are discussing order in time. Examples: I ate pizza, and "then" took a nap! I ate more pizza "than" wings!

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    #10

    Apostrophes.

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apostrophes are such a pain to explain as they can indicate two things - possession (such as Robert's book or Mary's bicycle) and abbreviation (where letters have been omitted should've, would've, could've, won't). Then you have to try to explain it's to someone. Is it possession or abbreviation? Its is possession and it's is abbreviation. And they go "what?".

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    #11

    grumpyoldmanBrad said: Affect/Effect Daddict replied: It's so easy. Affect is a verb. Except when it's a noun. Effect is a noun. Except when it's a verb. No idea why people mix these up.

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    memyselfandI
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Affect is first, effect is second. Usually in casual conversation, affect will be a verb (her emotions affected the decision), and effect will be a noun (the effect was that she got two dozen donuts instead of one). Affect as a noun means sort of your vibe, as in (his affect was one of confidence), effect as a verb is basically the same as affect, doing something that changes something else, but effect is usually used when making that specific change was the goal (he wanted to effect a change in legislation). Affect as a verb means your action has some consequences in the situation around you, effect as a verb means you are doing something for the specific purpose of making that change. One is unintentional, the other is intentional. Hope that clears things up.

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    #12

    APART If you participated in something you were “a part” of it. If you are “apart” from something or someone you are deliberately not a part.

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    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pet peeve is "alot". "Allot" means to award or to allocate. "A Lot" means "a bunch".

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    #13

    "Anyways" the correct word is "anyway". Anyway already denotes any possible way. Adding an S does nothing other than show your ignorance.

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    H Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see this as a kind of colloquialism. I use it even though I know it's not technically correct.

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    #14

    Literally

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    Pickles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Webster's dictionary has literally changed the definition of the word to include today's people's common misuse of the word as "figuratively" or "virtually". So the word has literally list all meaning.

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    #15

    The word “cavalry.” People often say “Calvary” instead.

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could be crucified for making that mistake!

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    #16

    Same with saying “payed” instead of “paid”. This one drives me insane the most.

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with them saying it, it's when the write it down that it annoys me!

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    #17

    *exspecially

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    #18

    breath, breathe, and breathing. Makes me wanna kill someone more than I already do.

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when people get super riled up about misused phonemes!

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    #19

    AtomBombBaby42042 said: Woman/women! smooshf**kie replied: Right! But people don't get man/men wrong. Why is it that people can tell the difference between man/men but not woman/women?

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    Wondering Alice
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a thing? I can't recall seeing someone mix up woman and women. Is it happening a lot?

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    #20

    ;

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Separator between statements. In English and in programming languages.

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    #21

    Weary vs wary too. I am weary of the misuse of homynyms.

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    Tom Hanlin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weary is not a homonym of wary but, for all I know, could be a homynym, whatever that is.

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    #22

    Punctuation

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    #23

    Grammer

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which one? The one on my father's side or the one on my mother's?

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    #24

    Barley when they mean barely. That one grinds my gears.

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    #25

    "Begs the question" It doesn't mean to raise the question. It's a form of circular reasoning where the argument requires the conclusion to be true, rather than the argument supporting the conclusion.

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    Mike Beck
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting. I have only ever heard it used as "raises the question" and never the other.

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    #26

    The colon and semicolon.

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    Fat Harry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not even hard. A semicolon is a punctuation mark used to separate items in a list or to link independent but related clauses, whereas the colon is the longest part of the large intestine.

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    #27

    People say: You can't have your cake and eat it too. The traditional correct phrase is: You can't eat your cake and have it too. Nowadays the two ways of saying it are pretty much used interchangeably.

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    Kanuli
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it make a difference though? Philosophically? In Switzerland we have that saying aswell, slightly different. There’s a bread called weggli, and it often has a chocolate coin(foifer). And usually when you share one get the weggli, the other the coin: thus :you can’t have the weggli and the foifer.

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    #28

    The English language

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    Skara Brae
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I passed a couple of college students. One was from Iran and the other from Korea. They were speaking in English, but their accents were so strong I could barely understand more than every third word. I was impressed how they could understand each other.

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    #29

    The words “everyday” and “awhile”.

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But "everyday" means something different to "every day", which is what I assume you are getting at.

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    #30

    Plurals

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plurals in different languages are quite strange. In English is usually by adding an "s" or "es". In Danish it seems to be by adding "er". In French they start messing about with the words before it as well.

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    #31

    Also ‘you’ll’ for ‘y’all’

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    #32

    Lately, more and more people are pronouncing the word "theater" as if it only has two syllables, and rhymes with "sweeter."

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know English is an ever-evolving language, but that’s just wrong!

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