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Isn’t it weird that humans learn how to use language to communicate with others without needing to put in that much effort? But if we want to write and read or to perfect it and make our linguistic abilities more sophisticated, we need to actually study the language. Despite starting strong and already being able to talk and understand others in childhood, we spend years learning our languages at school, but in the end, not everyone manages to acquire it completely.

Those who are more receptive to languages often get irritated by the mistakes other people make in spoken or written language. It really shows in a Reddit thread where a person asked “What is something that most people don’t use correctly?” and half of the answers consisted of people naming misused words and grammar errors others make.

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#1

The phrase “I couldn’t care less” Most Americans I’ve heard say, “I could care less”. Like cmon you’re using that all wrong!!

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Kona Pake
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I ain’t doing nothing.

Fiona Parky
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn’t really a double negative in either way. It’s still wrong to say “I could care less” because by implication if you can care less, you care a bit. The correct phrase is “I couldn’t care less” the implication there is “I really cannot find a way to care about you or your problem, I’m all out of care!”

Craig Aitken
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly, "I couldn't care less" indicates that you are at rock bottom of the caring scale.

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Robecca Leyden
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I HATE when someone says ‘could care less’ drives me up the wall

Debra Robinson
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same, as when Beyoncé says in "Single Ladies", "I could care less what you think".

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John Ford
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 32 and American and recall since being a young kid that this didn't make sense

80 Van
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But maybe they are using it correctly and actually mean to be saying, “I do care some. I’m fact, I could care less, but I choose not to.”

Lucas
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That justification gets trotted out a lot... From what they were saying it's not been the case so far.

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KellyO
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I tell people 'Please go ahead and care less then.'

Pezor Zass
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The worst one; it doesn't even make sense

Martin Bass
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4 years ago

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Pius Xulu
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When or what's the correct use of the phrase? I normally use it during arguments.

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    #2

    Incredibly: should’ve. I’ve seen a ton of people write “should of” when they mean should’ve (as in should have) and in my opinion that’s worse than confusing “then/than”.

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    H Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It comes from the way it's pronounced, and it's exclusively a mistake that native English speakers make.

    Marco Conti
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very true. I learned English in large part by reading and you couldn't make me write "should of" with a shotgun pointed at my head. I make plenty of spelling mistakes, mind you, especially since I suck at typing and I rely on spellcheck a lot (which just corrected a misspelled "suck" as "such" rending the previous sentence meaningless), but not that one.

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    BasedWang
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hence why I always just type shoulda

    Alaska
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This!! Finally!! My biggest pet peeve! I thought I was alone, I didn't realize how large scale this was.

    Marco Conti
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my own personal pet peeve. I originally spoke Italian but I learned English to more than passable levels. Because I also studied Latin and Greek (not that much, mind you), and because I read a lot (that's how I learned English) I could not make sense of why people wrote "should of". Until I sounded it off, that is. That told me people don't read enough, and what they read reinforces the mistake. I am all for language changing organically, but I hope this monstrosity never takes hold as "acceptable English".

    Kimberly Shaw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting Then/Than confused annoys me almost as much as Affect/Effect. I'll never understand how anyone, let alone an alarmingly large number of people always get the two confused. Also what is it with "that's just how I say it". *My fist makes contact with persons mouth.* "WHAAAAT....that's just how I correct ones poor use of the English language."

    boatpotatome
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suggested corrections on your comment: comma after "people", question mark after "(a)lso what is it.....", apostrophe missing between n and s in "persons", and apostrophe between e and s in "persons". :)

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    Khavrinen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the late '90s ACE Science Fiction published a four book series by Lynn S. Hightower in which they used "should of" in the "professionally" published paperbacks. I couldn't believe an editor actually got paid for that job.

    Constantine Vasilyev
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one has to be the stupidest and most annoying of all! To me this proves that many people are just not capable of questioning the most obvious things. If you are a native speaker and have been writing “should of” and “must of” all your life without ever - not once - asking yourself “what the f**k does this mean, anyway, and why am I saying this?”, you are just an idiot that completely lacks the ability to think critically. No excuse.

    Alex the Country Dog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg the punctuation to accompany the self-righteousness! 😂🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

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    Marek Yanchurak
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad part is, because of the prevalence, and yes, the similar soundings, this will eventually become acceptable. And sooner rather than later too.

    H.L.Lewis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a paragragh once that I saw. You were supposed to read it and count the letter "f's" in the paragragh. But they used the word "of" several times. And so those f's were overlooked most of the time.

    Nicole Holt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one of my main pet peeves. Almost makes me scream when I read should of, could of, would of. AAARGH!!!

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    #3

    The word loose. They mistake it for lose

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    H Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the most common spelling confusions in the English language, apparently. It's quite easy to see why, I suppose. The one that really grinds my gears for some reason is 'shepard' instead of 'shepherd' when people start discussing their dogs.

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shepherd is not that hard to spell if you remember it as sheep herd with a short sheep.

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    Kris Syler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an ELA teacher, I told my kids to remember it as, "The moose is on the loose."

    Pheebs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder vs wander. That drives me crazy.

    Daria B
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learnt this word from video games. Then I discovered the easy mode. ♡

    Natalia Linnik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non-English speaker here. I have to confess these make me stumble: lose/loose, chose/choose. I usually google the word up to make sure I’m choosing the right one.

    Jamma
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who has been involved with pet rescue/adoption for a long time, I have seen way too many posts about "loosing" a "skiddish" dog. And let's not even touch the spelling derivations for the words spayed and neutered!

    Pat Bond
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is at global epidemic level. Drives me round the twist.

    Philly Bob Squires
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When someone is sending condolences and writes "sorry for your lost..."

    Ashley Lynne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This drives me bonkers for some reason

    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What really pissed my mom off was people saying this aft! Meaning this afternoon>

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    #4

    The they're/there/their and to/too/two. It's a pet peeve of mine when people say "This is to boring." In any situation when they use the wrong "to." My mates had taken University-level English classes in highschool yet they still make the "there" or "to" mistakes, and it makes my blood boil.

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t even go to college and I still manage to use the right one every single time.

    Henny Hana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not an English native speaker and these grammatical errors really make my head hurts.

    Natalia Linnik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I have trouble with some other English words, but these were clear from the start. Not sure why these mistakes are so common but they do make me cringe every time.

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    Giles McArdell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean when they write or type "This is to boring", if they say it it sounds then same. ;)

    Lillukka79
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know about you, but my pronunciation of to and too is different.

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    Hayhaypaula
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HINT: Use the extra "o" to make "too" when the thing you're talking about is "extra." Example: they ate "too much pizza." Ok, that isn't possible, but you get the idea!

    80 Van
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it’s the beginning of an SAT question: “This is to boring as playtime is to exciting.”

    Russell Ellwardt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a non-native speaker (I'm German) I am really amazed how many people get this wrong although it's their mother tongue. This is nothing I would ever confuse.

    April Caron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I teach it… two, too, to: the W in “two” is formed by putting 2 letter V’s together, so it’s the number 2. “Too” means “as well” or “excessively,” so it has an excess letter O (also, “weLL” and “exceSSively” have double letters, just like “tOO”). “To” is a preposition (prePOSITION - think “position”). To change position, you “go to” a different place. Both “go” and “to” have one letter O. There, their, they’re: “There” contains the word “here” (tHERE). Over “there” or over “here.” It’s position/direction. “Their” contains the word “heir” (tHEIR). Heirs inherit possessions. “Their” indicates ownership/possession. “They’re” is “they are”. With the apostrophe, you can see it is two words. (Apostrophes take the place of omitted letters in contracted words. I teach it this way: When a surgeon does surgery, they take out something unnecessary, and then they need to put a stitch in its place. The apostrophe is the “stitch,” which indicates a letter/s have been removed.)

    Matheus Oliveira
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not two mention there mistakes, when using the coma.

    BookCrazyTeen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m quite young, and I always use the right forms, I’ve always made it my goal to have perfect grammar while writing, mainly for school.

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    #5

    Less vs. fewer. Less is for uncountable nouns: you have less time, less pain, less work to do. Fewer is for countable nouns: you have fewer apples, fewer cans of soup, fewer distractions. People usually use less when they should use fewer; it rarely happens the other way around. People will say "there are less cars on the road," but they probably won't say "there is fewer traffic." There is a related problem with much vs. many. To be fair, what is countable and uncountable can get complicated, and it's easy to make mistakes (I do it too). You can't have fewer money, you can only have fewer dollars and cents (money, amusingly, is uncountable). You can't have fewer pizza, but you can have fewer pizzas (pluralization of something uncountable makes it countable).

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    John C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand this is technically correct, but not only does this not impede effective communication (you know exactly what they meant) but since language evolves over time, I suspect in the future this distinction will be eliminated and these two words cross-pollenating one another will be considered acceptable, or if nothing else slang.

    Yehudit Hannah Cohn
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    4 years ago

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    Then you're missing the whole point of the thread--slang is common, but not proper.

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    third molar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot count my distractions

    Sam Yobado
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I need to try to have fewer distractions too, or less distraction in general.

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    Lauren McG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned something new about the english language reading this 👍

    Llama_flower93
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of feel like the word fewer is becoming one of those words that...well, fewer and fewer people use. Lol. It might altogether disappear not too far down the road. Like the word whom. Nobody uses it anymore. I think that will happen to fewer.

    Satya Bain
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh! Yes! This one grates on me.

    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do most of these things correctly sometimes I wonder if it was where you were educated - I'm a Brit. If I did not say a word or write a word, in the proper context I was told!

    Amy Broderick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS is a huge pet peeve of mine

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    #6

    The pedal next to the gas is not the break pedal

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    Paul C.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be, if you push it to hard! You see what I did their? Im pleased with that. :-)

    13
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You. You're a monster.

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    Bobby
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me longer than I'd like to admit to get this one

    Kate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brake, people. Brake your car to avoid breaking it.

    స్టీఫెన్ ఆండ్రూ
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an accelerator, brake, and clutch in my car. My car runs on petrol, not liquified petroleum gas. I'm confused by why there would be a pedal next to the gas unless you just farted in the footwell.

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, you mean accelerator, as in accelerator, brake, clutch (ABC). Or in American cars, gas, brake, what does this foot do again? If you break instead of brake your car will be broken!

    Snorkeldorf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although when you are accelerating and hit that pedal it does break the momentum. If you don't hit it soon enough, you can break your car.

    Don't Look
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That took me WAY too long. Giving myself a head slap now.

    Gavin Johnson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you mean the pedal next to the accelerator?

    memyselfandI
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it is the break pedal, you’re doing something very wrong. (I mean, I guess it breaks your connection to the gas tank maybe, but still.)

    Sheila Stamey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Brakes stop you, so you can take a break!!!!

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    #7

    I'm gonna go get an expresso and excetera.

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    The Dave
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me axe you something.

    Fat Harry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or worse, when people write "ect, ect".

    Nicole Trombly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I go crazy when someone says “supposably” instead of “supposedly”

    Candia Lee
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    4 years ago

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    That one's fun to mispronounce, like pasghetti.

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    David Meacheam
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the drink and food theme: 'Cold slaw' - an alternative to having the salad hot from the oven? In Australia there's a grocery chain called Coles, I maintain Coleslaw is the regulation governing their hours.

    Roxy Eastland
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people put 'ect' instead of 'etc' - the 'et' is a clue, it means 'and' as in 'and so on'.

    Philly Bob Squires
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And take a "pixture" of it... Pretty neat if you "ax" me.

    Snorkeldorf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm fine with saying et cetera, guilty on espresso. I blame it on my X.

    qwerty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My older brother pronounces it "expresso" so I had to train myself not to.

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    #8

    Your/You’re.

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    Let’s Be Kind
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Desert versus dessert. I’m having desert tonight after dinner! No…. Just think, you’d rather have TWO deSSerts (yummy food) and only ONE deSert (dry hot sandy place).

    Xyz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When in doubt i remember the song ‘desert rose..’ (by Sting) and be sure of my pronunciation :)

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    Orange is aging
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “If you don’t know the difference between they’re there and their, your an idiot” My favorite quote

    Beetle The SilkWing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'thy' and 'thou art' are less likely to be confused with each other by idiots

    PixxelDust
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to ur? :P

    L hill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know all my proper words but im just too lazy to go back and change them after i typed it up.

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    4 years ago

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    #9

    Than/then

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    Hayhaypaula
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Than" is used when you are comparing two items. Use "then" when you are discussing order in time. Examples: I ate pizza, and "then" took a nap! I ate more pizza "than" wings!

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "thEn" is timE - that's how I remember when I'm unsure.

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    Alaska
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An instead of and. "I went to the store an back home." 😫😫😫

    Anapv
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or "an" instead of "a", and "a" instead of "an"...😩

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    Wondering Alice
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? I have never noticed this - totally different words

    Phil Green
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different to and different than.

    Mich
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand why people screw up your and you’re, their, there and they’re. But I don’t get this one,

    Daria B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, it's the other way around. The their, they're and there are logical. The than vs then is two different words to memorise.

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    #10

    Apostrophes.

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apostrophes are such a pain to explain as they can indicate two things - possession (such as Robert's book or Mary's bicycle) and abbreviation (where letters have been omitted should've, would've, could've, won't). Then you have to try to explain it's to someone. Is it possession or abbreviation? Its is possession and it's is abbreviation. And they go "what?".

    Yup
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don’t think it’s a difficult concept…

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    Tami
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah. Using them before the "s" in plurals is WRONG!

    Fiona Parky
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s always a big joke over here. The Green Grocer’s Apostrophe. Do you want carrot’s? Maybe you’re in the market for parsip’s? A bag of apple’s? It’s a bit of a joke that green grocers always stick in an apostrophe.

    Llama_flower93
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's a green grocer and where are you from?

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    More Thinking Needed
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't is short for will not. I'm so confused!!!

    April Caron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Centuries ago… the word “wil” was used for present tense “to wish.” “Wold” was the past tense. But the pronunciation of the two tenses were often conflated. “Wil” was often “wol” or “wo.” The negative form being “wo not.” (The negative form of “wold” was “wold not.”) Eventually, we settled on “will” and “would.” Wouldn’t makes sense. BUT… the negative form of “wo not” stuck around. So, instead of willn’t, we still say won’t.

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    Jim Wamsley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might I suggest the book "Eats Shoots and Leaves" by Lynn Truss, which was also a program on british television.

    Trevor Nicholson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the one's I think thi's is the one that get's me the mo'st. People who really think you put an apostrophe whenever it end's in 's and even st. Fir'st like so you've just never ever read any book's. It hurt's me so much just sarca'stically u'sing the'se apo'strophe's

    Silas Goforth
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention indicating possession of proper nouns ending with 'S'. JAMES' vs JIM'S. Please tell me it's not JAMES'S. I will freak out.

    Cat R
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then there's names that end in double ss, like Ross. Possessive is then Ross', not Ross's.

    Jane Alexander
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer the new way where the apostrophe serves in a contraction and a space serves for posession; Mary s bicycle, Mary's asleep now. Much less confusion there.

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    #11

    grumpyoldmanBrad said: Affect/Effect Daddict replied: It's so easy. Affect is a verb. Except when it's a noun. Effect is a noun. Except when it's a verb. No idea why people mix these up.

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    memyselfandI
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Affect is first, effect is second. Usually in casual conversation, affect will be a verb (her emotions affected the decision), and effect will be a noun (the effect was that she got two dozen donuts instead of one). Affect as a noun means sort of your vibe, as in (his affect was one of confidence), effect as a verb is basically the same as affect, doing something that changes something else, but effect is usually used when making that specific change was the goal (he wanted to effect a change in legislation). Affect as a verb means your action has some consequences in the situation around you, effect as a verb means you are doing something for the specific purpose of making that change. One is unintentional, the other is intentional. Hope that clears things up.

    moeless
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very good. You got the joke. Or did the joke get you?

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to be effective in order to achieve the desired affect.

    Carbonel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘Desired effect’. Was this sarcasm?

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    Monty Is Fiennes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just try and think ...does it affect them??? or does it simply cause an effect??? once I put it in usage....generally it is easier....

    Kira Okah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You affect a thing to cause an effect.

    Lauren McG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Affect happens before the event, effect happened after the event. A before E is always how I remember it

    John C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a doctorate degree and have been called a grammar nazi more than a few times. And I avoid these words like the plague because I'm never 100% sure I'm using them correctly.

    GlitterQueen541
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot keep these straight to save my life. I just avoid using both these words as often as possible

    Neha
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one trips me up all the time. Can never get it right. Anyone have an tips to get it right?

    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Lort! I have trouble with this one all the time. I have to stop and think about. And its/it's. I consider myself to be highly intelligent, but these mess me up.

    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its = that which belongs to it. similar to "his" "hers" it's = it is. Similar to "he's", "she's"

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    #12

    APART If you participated in something you were “a part” of it. If you are “apart” from something or someone you are deliberately not a part.

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    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pet peeve is "alot". "Allot" means to award or to allocate. "A Lot" means "a bunch".

    Khavrinen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If "alot" bothers you ( it bothers me, too ), you need the "Hyperbole and a Half" cartoon about it: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

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    Kaisa
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a native speaker and i hate when native speakers don't know the difference .

    Daria B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just remember that Cure song. "How did we get this far apart? We used to be so close together". (Now you have stuck it in your head. You're welcome ♡)

    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is also used in Dutch and more embarrassingly: Apartheid = policy or system of segregation or discrimination on grounds of race. The word apartheid was used in South Africa and the Dutch implemented it. https://www.sahistory.org.za/people/hendrik-frensch-verwoerd

    Al Cook
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always interesting when you learn the origin of a word.

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    Bayla
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IKR I HATE THIS ONE SM

    Nicole Holt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT! "I'm apart of a new production" - "Oh, I'm so sorry, you didn't get the part?" - *confused staring by O.P.*

    Sharon Vaughn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get irked over "alright" as opposed to "all right." Then there's "a'ight."

    Bill Karp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only allotted so many letters, for a lot of words

    Martha Higgins
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All right, not alright, and all ready/already.

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    #13

    "Anyways" the correct word is "anyway". Anyway already denotes any possible way. Adding an S does nothing other than show your ignorance.

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    H Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see this as a kind of colloquialism. I use it even though I know it's not technically correct.

    Pheebs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are correct. It’s the same as saying besides or towards. The S is not needed, but has become common. This is one of the speech oddities I don’t get annoyed with - especially with casual conversation. Not everyone needs to speak as if they’re addressing the cultured masses 24/7.

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    Kitty Jordan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly the superior choice, and sounds delightfully charming. :)

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    Ellie Rosser
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fine in spoken colloquial language, but not in written work.

    Tonya Wallace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say it when I'm being dismissive of someone stupid.

    Joshua Seaman
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's in the Oxford English Dictionary, as an informal or dialectic variation of "anyway". Screen-Sho...b92282.png Screen-Shot-2021-10-29-at-20951-PM-617c632b92282.png

    GlitterQueen541
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I listen to a podcast where one of the host says "Anywhosleby" and I love it so much... I likely spelled that wrong though.

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    #14

    Literally

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    Pickles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Webster's dictionary has literally changed the definition of the word to include today's people's common misuse of the word as "figuratively" or "virtually". So the word has literally list all meaning.

    Niall Mac Iomera
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dictionary just describes how words are used.

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    Joshua Seaman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People have been using "literally" as a hyperbolic intensifier for literally hundreds of years. Charles Dickens used it. Charlotte Brontë, Mark Twain, James Joyce, F. Scott Fitzgerald... get off it people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu5XDrdD7KM

    K.Kobayashi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point this should be considered a correct, ironic use of the word, and not a mistake.

    SykesDaMan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's either wrong, or redundant! I can understand if something is generally spoken in a figurative way and when in a rare occurrence it really happens you use the "literally" to point that out (Exple: "When you're a POS Billionaire, you can be literally out of this world while people are starving"), but it's generally used in the most banal case: "I was literally drinking coffee when I literally saw the news on T.V"...

    Lily Mae Kitty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pronounced "litrally" like Rob Lowe in Parks and Rec. Drives me mad.

    V V
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my daughter's friends was mentioning an embarrassing situation and said "I literally died of embarrassment" and I told her I was mad her parents didn't invite me to the funeral. She didn't get the joke, but I think she realized she didn't literally die

    Auntriarch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god that's exactly what I would have said...

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    John Topper
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you mean "figuratively"

    Trevor Nicholson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally always use literally because I literally am using it purely for dramatic effect to emphasize how...ya know, yeah. Literally is used way too much. It's used for emphasis but just becomes annoying when it's every second sentence.

    Elizabeth Butler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Language is fluid and changes according to popular use. If enough people misuse a word long enough it often becomes standard use. New words are also added to the Oxford dictionary every year.

    Ara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans are terrible at saying ‘almost literally’

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    #15

    The word “cavalry.” People often say “Calvary” instead.

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could be crucified for making that mistake!

    Terry Tobias
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And "jewlery" instead of "jewelry".

    J Rob
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to think all these years... TIL!

    April Caron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an example of linguistically metathesis. Some people may be annoyed by what they consider to be substandard mispronunciations, but this is how many modern day words were formed. It’s completely NORMAL. And often, can’t be helped. We don’t fault people for having accents… and this is really not that different. When we mishear and subsequently mispronounce a word, consistently over time, it’s ingrained in our vernacular. There’s nothing wrong with that! It’s not an indication of intelligence. And, again, it’s super common! (Horse used to be fros, relevant used to be revelant, introduce used to be interduce, clasp used to be clapse.) Look up “cavalry” in the dictionary… it also lists the nonstandard pronunciation “ ˈkal-və-rē.” It’s a recognized pronunciation!

    Evan Singleton
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    4 years ago

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    Red rockin lobster
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see so often people say Bansky. The guy is BanKSy!

    Let’s Be Kind
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manger versus manager. Try putting that you were an “Operations Manger” on a resume…..

    H.L.Lewis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is jewelry. Not jewlery.

    Sam Lin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    February vs Feburary,most people pronounce as the second one,so i don't know whether this is a mistake.

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    #16

    Same with saying “payed” instead of “paid”. This one drives me insane the most.

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with them saying it, it's when the write it down that it annoys me!

    Nicholas Kraemer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. This comment. All these people policing grammar but using "say" or "speak" about a mistake that could only be noticed in writing. I suspect we have grammarian posers in our midst

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    Lily Mae Kitty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how would you know it was incorrect if they said it? They sound the same. Only works in writing.

    Bettye McKee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even more so is when people write lead when they mean led.

    Eric Rossman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Payed is a valid word if you are at sea.

    Bill Karp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they gonna get payed back, for what they paid me.

    L.A. Trefry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS! I guess they're extrapolating from prayed and played -- but, sorry, English is tricky, learn the irregular verbs. Drives me mad.

    Random Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one! I am in payroll and the sheer amount of times I've seen this is mind boggling to me.

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    #17

    *exspecially

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    R Carson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How 'bout-Can I axe you something?

    Let’s Be Kind
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is annoying! How does a person pronounce it “axe”??? I never understood this one. Asssssssssskkkkkkkk.

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    Don't Look
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live with someone who says supposebly. 😖

    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a common thing in language. Another example of this kind of switcheroo is in "three" versus "third". The i/r has swapped around (yes, it was Þri/Þrid previously- like 1000 years ago).

    Orange is aging
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the longest time, I thought it was spelled “buisness”

    Randy Klefbeck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or excaped.....that one makes me want to....defenestrate as a form of escape.

    PixxelDust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or Pacific instead of specific >:(. Sure, you're being an ocean about which flavour you want. Very ocean.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humorous song by Heywood Banks, "Me 'n Annie (Gonna Axe Her Mother)" -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snS-FUhbyYE

    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never seen this one. Thank goodness.

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    #18

    breath, breathe, and breathing. Makes me wanna kill someone more than I already do.

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when people get super riled up about misused phonemes!

    Martha Higgins
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad that "native speakers" make these errors more than second language speakers.

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    Daniel Marsh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when people neither capitalize nor use full sentences. Keep it simple folks: the silent "e" turns "breath" (rhymes with "meth") into "breathe" (rhymes with "seethe").

    Potter Jackson fan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, question... Is it spelled "theater" or "theatre"? I always spell it the second way.

    Raven DeathShade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, it really depends on where you live. The second is more acceptable in Europe and other Eastern countries, whereas the first is generally used in America. Same with "gray" and "grey". Pretty much everywhere you see something spelled more elegantly, it's probably not the American use. (I am an American, and I have been since the dawn of America's independence).

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    More Thinking Needed
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take a breath. Or breathe. Either way...relax.

    Stew King
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other words, you want to take their breath away so they can't breathe. Not breathing is a major symptom of death, i've heard.

    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then they'd be out of breathe!

    moeless
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enjoyed all the protest signs saying, "I can't breath."

    Christoph
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should take a deep breath

    Buren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you are going to take their breath away!

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    #19

    AtomBombBaby42042 said: Woman/women! smooshf**kie replied: Right! But people don't get man/men wrong. Why is it that people can tell the difference between man/men but not woman/women?

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    Wondering Alice
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a thing? I can't recall seeing someone mix up woman and women. Is it happening a lot?

    Big Blue Cat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it happens so often I don't always see that anymore. Internet is ruining my grammar. /jk

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    Dave van Es
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's not forget when they say, or write/type womans instead of women

    Owiella Freddie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if it’s supposed to be singular possessive, they only missed the apostrophe.

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    Ara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen ‘womin’ used. The purpose being, to remove the word ‘men’ from it. Ironically, the words ‘man’ and ‘woman’ have completely different origins.

    Mich
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard of his issue

    Lucy Cope
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it’s sexist. And this world happens to be uncomfortably sexist. :(

    Daniel Marsh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fairness, it's really strange that the second syllables change spelling, but the pronunciation change is in the first syllable!

    Kira Okah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen this outside of two explanations: Typo or not having English as a first language.

    80 Van
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never heard anyone say them incorrectly. I wonder if it’s a byproduct of autocorrect more than people not knowing the difference between the singular and the plural.

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    #20

    ;

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Separator between statements. In English and in programming languages.

    Peter Trudell Jr
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and if you forget one, somehow errors will appear all over your code that have nothing to do with a missing semi-

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    Kitty Jordan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friendly reminder that semi-colons join two related independent clauses together. If either side of the semi-colon cannot stand on its own as a complete sentence, you probably want a comma instead. (Correct example: "I was late for work today; I couldn't find my favorite sweater." Incorrect example: "I was late for work today; because I couldn't find my favorite sweater.")

    Terry Barlow
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I was going to add this and saw that you had. It is not only a separator; it is a separator that is used for a specific purpose. You could write a song for Schoolhouse Rock! ;-)

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    Let’s Be Kind
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Punctuation! And, please, stop, with all, the completely unnecessary, and useless, , commas! Oh, and the word THAT! Most of the time, you’re safe to take the word “that” out of a sentence. “She was insistent ‘that’ she wasn’t responsible for the mess.”

    littlesaresare
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English is a pro-drop language for complementisers. Which means that using "that" and not using "that" between clauses are both acceptable.

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    Bettye McKee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the poor semicolon has been severely abused.

    Tami
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Useful between statements joined with "but", "however" and "therefore".

    April Caron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My students: Is a semicolon just the regular eyes or the winky ones? Me: :/ Also me: The winky ones. ;)

    lara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ; is between equals. : is between dominant and non-dominant.

    Arjen I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A wonderful way to write very long sentences 🤣

    Kel Hudson
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, so, I learned how to properly use the “;” and was using it when necessary, but every time the person reading would comment “what’s that?” “I don’t think that’s how you use that” “isn’t a semi-colon only used like…” and I found it so damn infuriating I just stopped using it. Too many people in the world just go blank when they see one OR stop reading what you’ve written to ponder its use.

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    #21

    Weary vs wary too. I am weary of the misuse of homynyms.

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    Tom Hanlin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weary is not a homonym of wary but, for all I know, could be a homynym, whatever that is.

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wear is pronounced the same as the start of wary. It is pronounced differently when it is part of weary.

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    King Joffrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except they're not 'homonyms', they're not even homophones as they're pronounced differently.

    April Caron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re what I would consider to be a near homophone… like further and farther. But ZAPanda’s comment is correct… on the east coast (back east), I’ve heard them pronounced the same way before. It’s definitely regional.

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    Truth Monster
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this could be a regional homonym. I pronounce it WEER-E and WHere-E, so its not a homonym for me.

    H.L.Lewis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was #21 written by Nuke Laloush?

    Incitatus
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And using weary instead of leery: "I was weary of going into a haunted house..." 🙄

    April Caron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you ARE tired of going into haunted houses. :)

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    Aeon Flux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can be "wary of" and "leery of" something. You cannot be "weary of" something.

    Rosie Hamilton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes you can. Weary is tired of something. You can be tired or weary of all the news for example.

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    80 Van
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is that their meanings are only subtly different. “I am weary (tired, worn out) from” vs “I am wary (suspicious, exasperated) of” are definitely different, but they often lead to similar sentiments. This is an example of how nuance really matters in language.

    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    errr... how is "supicious" only subtly different to "tired"?

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    #22

    Punctuation

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You missed a full-stop there.

    PixxelDust
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    4 years ago

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    Kanuli
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using it, yes. In times of digital/smartphones forgetting one? Might happen to any of us

    Wondering Alice
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be specific. Personally I struggle with miss used commers, but full stops don't bother me.

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    #23

    Grammer

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which one? The one on my father's side or the one on my mother's?

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: A ship's boat is called a Pinnace. This is why spelling and grammar is important when you want to take a closer look at or potentially sail one.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh be-have! And you probably don't want ask for a pine tree using the Latin name

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    Richard S
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many times using I instead of me is incorrect. For example, Tim went to the movie with him and I. This requires the objective case and should be him and me!!!! I is used incorrectly all the time these days by people thinking that they are using correct grammar and being smart.

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    #24

    Barley when they mean barely. That one grinds my gears.

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    Let’s Be Kind
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When barley flowers, it’s barely a flower, but it’s ready for flour.

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've got to go with the grain.

    Let’s Be Kind
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave you an upvote but I was groaning the entire time…. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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    Charlie grace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or 'bare with me' as opposed to 'bear with me'

    Owiella Freddie
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have a “bear with you,” I suggest you start running. This one really is debatable. “Bare with me” would indicate you are uncovering or revealing something. And honestly, whenever I have heard someone use the expression, that is exactly what they are doing. No they are not stripping down, but an expression that implies that if you continue to listen, they will eventually reveal the reason they are boring you to death.

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    Sumac
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do your gears grind barley?

    Al Cook
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the exception of those who are dyslexic, you surely have to be a special kind of idiot to mess this one up!

    Alaska
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Defiantly when they mean definitely. And the inability for most people to spell definitely.

    H.L.Lewis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, some of these things are just regional accents.

    Pam Pallett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If texted, that seems like fat fingering or auto-correct

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    #25

    "Begs the question" It doesn't mean to raise the question. It's a form of circular reasoning where the argument requires the conclusion to be true, rather than the argument supporting the conclusion.

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    Mike Beck
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting. I have only ever heard it used as "raises the question" and never the other.

    K.Kobayashi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what it means now. Words and phrases change meaning over time.

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    Theoretical Empiricist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Begging the question" applies to statements such as "Have you stopped beating your wife?" when the actual spousal abuse hasn't been established.

    80 Van
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a difficult concept for many to get, so it’s no wonder many people don’t know how to use it correctly. It’s just confusing why so many people use it incorrectly.

    Josie Bisbano
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are many phrases from logic, which are misused or misunderstood.

    Aliquid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not anymore it doesn't. Words and phrases change meaning over time... at one time the words awful and awesome had the exact same meaning. Not anymore. "Begs the question" is an example of a change that is happening right now. Virtually nobody uses its original meaning anymore... that meaning has died.

    Aeon Flux
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    Agreed. We're not going back in time on this one.

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    Marilyn Holt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh YES! This is one that annoys me all the time. So glad someone else has noticed.

    King Joffrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair enough, the author is talking about what in classical rhetoric is called petitio principii but 'begs the question' meant to mean 'raise the question' has been in use for hundreds of years.

    Tuna Fish
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard "Beg to differ" but never "Begs the question".

    Marek Yanchurak
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Yes! Sadly, it's a lost cause at this point....

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    #26

    The colon and semicolon.

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    Fat Harry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not even hard. A semicolon is a punctuation mark used to separate items in a list or to link independent but related clauses, whereas the colon is the longest part of the large intestine.

    Buren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But colon could be some kind of perfume as well

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    Tami
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The colon gets misused all the time, even on reputable news sites. It's correctly used only after a complete sentence. Wrong: "Your choices are: apples, oranges, or bananas." Right: "These are your choices: apples, oranges, or bananas."

    Fester Sixonesixonethree
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amusing "colon" when "cologne" is intended...

    Wim Lammens
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. I always fondly remember my grandmother whenever I smell a whiff of colon. 😇

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    April Caron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My students: Is a semicolon just the regular eyes or the winky ones? Me: :/ Also me: The winky ones. ;)

    Richard S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i.e., stands for "id est" (in other words); e.g., stands for exempli gratia (for example)

    Pam Pallett
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about comma vs. semicolon?

    Arjen I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, how many discussion did you have about someone's colon at parties?

    moeless
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Latina that posted about her lover...I could smell his colon on the sheets.

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    #27

    People say: You can't have your cake and eat it too. The traditional correct phrase is: You can't eat your cake and have it too. Nowadays the two ways of saying it are pretty much used interchangeably.

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    Kanuli
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it make a difference though? Philosophically? In Switzerland we have that saying aswell, slightly different. There’s a bread called weggli, and it often has a chocolate coin(foifer). And usually when you share one get the weggli, the other the coin: thus :you can’t have the weggli and the foifer.

    Owiella Freddie
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the order matters. You can have your cake, and then eat it, but you cannot eat your cake and still have it afterwards.

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    JP
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my biggest pet peeve! You most certainly can HAVE your cake and EAT it. What you cannot do is EAT your cake and still HAVE your cake. The correct phrasing is 'You can't eat your cake and have it, too."

    Aeon Flux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, I feel like the implication is that one can't both preserve the cake and gobble it up; one can either save it or eat it, in which case it's gone. This one seems fine to me.

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    Jane Alexander
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth is if you eat the damn cake you're stuck with it forever. Just leave it, your clothes'll fit better.

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or. "You can't eat your cake and keep it". well, if you eat the cake, you technically still Have/keep it ..so that one falls by the wayside.

    Mich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! You are literally the only person besides me and the person I learned it from that knows this.

    Fat Harry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this one really matters as long as people are aware that "to have" in this sense means "to keep", so you can't keep your cake (whole) and eat it too.

    Philly Bob Squires
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who say “you can't have your cake and eat it too" are dumbasses who obviously don't understand what you're supposed to do with cake. :)

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The phrase that got Theodore Kaczynski AKA The Unibomber busted. In his manifesto, which the terrorist sent to newspapers in the wake of his bombings, Kaczynski advocated the undoing of the industrial revolution, writing: "As for the negative consequences of eliminating industrial society — well, you can’t eat your cake and have it too." Apparently he wrote the same misuse of the phrase in letters to his mother, which was recognized by his SIL and his brother who were instrumental in his capture.

    Marco Conti
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That train has left the station a long time ago. The ship has sailed, crossed the atlantic and hit an iceberg. It's a done deal. Of course, the popular expression makes no logical sense, but that's how languages work.

    K.Kobayashi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would make a lot more sense to say "You can't eat your cake and keep it too."

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    #28

    The English language

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    Skara Brae
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I passed a couple of college students. One was from Iran and the other from Korea. They were speaking in English, but their accents were so strong I could barely understand more than every third word. I was impressed how they could understand each other.

    King Joffrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try going to Glasgow - you'll hear native speakers you won't be able to understand without a bit of practice.

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    Elizabeth Spalding
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The phrase : "For all intensive purposes" WRONG, it is actually: "For all INTENTS and purposes"

    Isabel Care
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's 3 languages in a trenchcoat pretending to be one.

    Jay Cee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nonsense! There's a 3 year old girl lives next to me who speaks it very well. A trace of a London accent but we ARE in London so . . . .

    Jane Alexander
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All in the good ol' USA, woman in California dated an airman from Louisianna who'd been stationed in her town. He called her when he'd been back home for a few weeks before shipping out overseas and she couldn't understand him .

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    US here, I remember one Hungarian making fun of another; "He is saying 'breed' he means 'breeze' -they were both trying to say 'breathe'

    Peter Kelly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the contrary, the English language is superb in that users can say completely incorrect words in the wrong order and yet the listener will still understand the intended meaning. It is entirely the reason why it is so widely used.

    Marilyn Holt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For sure--it's so tricky. I taught for many years and found, strangely, that international students scored better on grammar tests than native speakers. They learned the rules of grammar as they learned the language, but those of us who grow up speaking English just use what we hear.

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a phenomenal English teacher from 6-8th grade. She was strict but she really hammered it into us. She used three years of repetition and strict rules and it absolutely worked on me.

    lara
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a GTA working on my Master's I graded for a sophomore level American History class. There were 149 students in the class. And it was not a "multi guess or fill in the blank test" it was all identifications and essays. I did ALL the grading. And yes, it was a pain, BUT I really enjoyed it. EXCEPT for the time we had two Chinese students in the class. What in the hell they were doing in that class, I have no idea, BUT their English was so poor that I do not know how they even understood the lectures. And their tests, ohmygawd, they were impossible to read because I had NO idea what in the hell they were writing about. But, I attempted to "understand" and finally their tests were graded. The only good thing was I spent almost the entire time grading their tests laughing so hard the other GTA's would try to help because they wanted to see what was so funny.

    Jeremy Dao
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And then we all laughed at the immigrants"

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    #29

    The words “everyday” and “awhile”.

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But "everyday" means something different to "every day", which is what I assume you are getting at.

    Marilyn Holt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear everyday clothes all week, but I change my socks every day.

    Bettye McKee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are both legitimate words. People just don't know how to use them.

    Mich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s the problem? They are both valid words in current English.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mixing them up. every day = on each day. Everyday = boring.

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    King Joffrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyday is a perfectly fine adjective and awhile is perfectly fine as an adverb (if somewhat archaic). It just means 'for a while'.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyday is a legit word - you could sub quotidian if you prefer. Awhile is just an abomination.

    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm afraid you're wrong. You will find 'awhile' in any dictionary. Won't you stay awhile? = Won't you stay for a while?

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    #30

    Plurals

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plurals in different languages are quite strange. In English is usually by adding an "s" or "es". In Danish it seems to be by adding "er". In French they start messing about with the words before it as well.

    Juririn
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English is reasonable with plurals. In Romanian (and not only) nouns have genders, three of them, the terminations for the plurals are all over the place and explaining that and the correct plurals to non-natives is both hard and a source of very funny questions 🙂

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    Tami
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not use a comma before the "s"! "I saw so many cow's in the field." No, it's just, "I saw so many cows in the field." How hard is that?

    Kim Steffen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shouldn't read these grammatical posts. Did make my head hurt.

    L.A. Trefry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "grocer's apostrophe" used for plurals. "The grocers' apostrophe, also known as the greengrocers' apostrophe, is defined by WordSpy as "An apostrophe erroneously inserted before the final 's' in the plural form of a word. Also: greengrocer's apostrophe."

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    #31

    Also ‘you’ll’ for ‘y’all’

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    Pen Irwin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll = you will, y'all = you all. One is a contraction the other is slang. Unless you live under a rock not sure how to confuse these two.

    Josie Bisbano
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both are contractions, and both are informal. They get confused for each other because they sound similar, especially to the ear of someone learning to read and to write English.

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    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is called a dialect, y'all.

    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, if you’re from the American south, all y’all!

    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And 'y'all' in the first place...

    Bill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Youse guys" is the New Jersey way to say"y'all"

    Fiona Parky
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, language evolves and we just have to get used to it. However there is a place in hell for everyone who cannot understand that “two”, “too” and “to” are different. When I find the two of them, they will be too afraid to complain. Aargh mumble complain!

    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all is just a plural "you" when you're addressing more than one person. If you're addressing a crown, it's "all y'all." Reminds me of the method Terry Pratchett's trolls use to count (one, two, many, lots).

    Kate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all is singular. You're thinking of "all y'all."

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    ZombieGirl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those of us from the south mean no harm when we say yall, lol

    Kazi Hito
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you'll - you will. y'all - you all.

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    #32

    Lately, more and more people are pronouncing the word "theater" as if it only has two syllables, and rhymes with "sweeter."

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know English is an ever-evolving language, but that’s just wrong!

    Kitty Jordan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have not heard this! But "lie-berry" in place of "lie-brerry" (library) does grate on me a bit, I'll admit.

    Lily Mae Kitty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    either pronunciation is correct. In the US north, it's 2, in the US south it's 3. Either is correct. Look it up in a dictionary.

    Incitatus
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in the north and I've never heard this with only 2 syllables.

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    King Joffrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this a British vs American pronunciation thing? I'm in the UK and pronounce it with three syllables 'thee-a-tre' but also spell it theatre.

    Nicholas Kraemer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only people who pronounce that word with three syllables spell it theatre.

    K.Kobayashi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is strange because "theater" looks more like the 3-syllable pronunciation.

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    H.L.Lewis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again this is regional dialect.

    BleeBloo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and saying "cur-uhns" instead of "curtains"

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