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Your life completely changes when you have children. Oh, you might think you know how much of a lifestyle shift waits for you, our sweet summer Pandas, but there is nothing that can fully prepare you for parenthood!

It’s a wild ride with intense challenges, endless exhaustion, and a general sense that Chaos might actually be the fundamental state of the universe. Parties with friends and active hobbies morph into changing diapers and grabbing 5-minute naps wherever and whenever you can fit them. But it’s all very much worth it in the end.

The ‘Got Toddlered’ Instagram page is a fantastic digital archive showing just how huge these changes can be. Parents send in their photos of what they looked like before creating a family and pics after they became parents. They’re hilarious, relatable, and remind all of us of a comforting fact—we are all in this together! Upvote your fave pics, Pandas. And if you happen to be a parent, we’d love to hear what advice you’d give someone who just had their first child.

Here at Bored Panda, we’re huge fans of ‘Got Toddlered.’ When you’ve enjoyed this list to the fullest, be sure to check out our earlier features here: Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3. And be sure to follow the socials if you enjoyed the pics!

More info: Instagram (Got Toddlered) | Instagram (Dad and Buried) | Facebook | Twitter | Podcast | Patreon

#1

From Looking Cool To Being A Step Stool

From Looking Cool To Being A Step Stool

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Nea
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh good, I was about to say why no men in this post!

shiny shinx
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i'm assuming that this wasn't the first entry when you posted this comment lol

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Brendan
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, I've often been a stool. Also a chair, a bed, and a punch bag.

El MasChingon
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he doesn't look cool though, he looks like he is going to call the cops on the black kids playing in the park minding their own business

sara fulmer
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm going to let you all finish.. but i just want to say as a mother..i put this whole ' Bored Panda topic' in the top..

Rodney McKay
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There but for the grace of common sense go I.

Ewa Drygas
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it's any consolation, you never looked that cool.

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    #2

    There’s A Reason Only The Baby Is Smiling

    There’s A Reason Only The Baby Is Smiling

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because "when babies look like they're smiling, they're actually...um (to put it politely)... using their diaper for its intended purpose" 💩

    Adam L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Willing to bet, based on that smile, that the 💩 made it all the way up to the baby's neckline....

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    AliJanx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby knows exactly what's going on. Precious little one.

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby looks like he has yet AGAIN gotten away with something.

    April Stephens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The baby looks so much like the father!

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    #3

    From Raised Up To Passed Out

    From Raised Up To Passed Out

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    Mocha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy on the right reminds me of John Travolta in Urban Cowboy 😊

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those really are the best naps though

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and that's why the party girl had kids. I wonder if she knows which one is the father.

    Someone Somewhere
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    3 years ago

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    I wonder which one is the father,I wonder if she knows?

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    The ‘Got Toddlered’ Instagram page is the brainchild of Mike Julianelle, from Brooklyn. He’s also the founder of the massively popular ‘Dad and Buried’ social media project, and the creator of a podcast by the same name. He’s a fan of puns, wit, and good humor.

    The last time that Bored Panda spoke with Mike, he quipped: “Look, I don’t hate my kids, I just hate parenting. That’s really all it boils down to, and is the premise behind all my Dad and Buried stuff—my blog, my Instagram page, my Facebook, and my podcast—and my Got Toddlered account.”

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    #4

    From Carried To Buried

    From Carried To Buried

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    Nea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is happy in both 💗

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how she has the same smile in both 😍❤️

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smile in both pics is just as warm and sincere.

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From evening clothes to around the house stuff.

    Josephine Cortes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, the classic baby eye poke 😂🤣

    Jason Llewellyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's happy, because the husband isn't around lol

    #5

    From All Put Together To Wtf Is Even Happening

    From All Put Together To Wtf Is Even Happening

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    Katrina Wysocki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude I have twins too. I know that position and that face all to well

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life’s happening and it looks like it’s going great with the two angels.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wtf? Are these my kids?!"

    Bobby Sammons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the right looks like the typical picture taken by a husband or boyfriend.

    NaMiMoore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like twins. I have twins as well. They're 15 now, and it absolutely NEVER gets easier.

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess we know which baby is the boss

    Josephine Cortes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been catfished 😂🤣😂 aww twinsies!

    CWebby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the infamous "what color is it?" dress?

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    #6

    From Poppin’ Bottles To Dropping Bottom Lips (How Cute Is That Kid Tho?!)

    From Poppin’ Bottles To Dropping Bottom Lips (How Cute Is That Kid Tho?!)

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    Carole G.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...heehee!

    J Kwon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg they look so much alike

    EP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a really good looking kid. No awkward baby anything…. Perfection!!

    SarDemMin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cute! I got the same onesie for my kid! From Carter's

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    According to the founder of ‘Got Toddlered’ and ‘Dad and Buried,’ parenting is “challenging and frustrating and expensive and exhausting and stressful and boring.”

    “And while my sons are often all of those things as well, I don’t regret having them. How dare you suggest such a thing just because I occasionally make jokes and memes that make it seem that way!" Mike told Bored Panda during an earlier interview.

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    #7

    From Working It To Milking Tits

    From Working It To Milking Tits

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    Philenzortia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a parent is definitely for the brave.... Thank god I'm a coward lol.

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This woman is pretty with a full face of glamorous makeup and without. But yeah, pumping milk is noisy, feels strange, suddenly cows are your new spirit animal and my boobs were like "yeah, that's not a baby, we will do the bare minimum" - I found the whole thing hilarious 😂 Disclaimer: I absolutely don't want to make fun of the FACT, that for some women pumping milk is really stress- and painful and/or the reason why they have to, is sad and painful.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I had the medela swing-style set, you could clamp the set to your bra, so you could walk around. I felt like Madonna :D

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    April W
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m no surprised BP didn’t censor her poor nipple

    Amour Doctrina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relatable! I went from milking applause on stage to milking myself on the sofa!🤣

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all that make up got her pants down and now feeding kids

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    #8

    From I’m On A Boat! To I Am A Boat!

    From I’m On A Boat! To I Am A Boat!

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    Epona
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't mean any offence by this question, but was it twins? I know one baby can weigh a lot and there is more weight in a woman's pregnant belly than just the baby, but that looks pretty big!

    Christine Ashe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the same thing, and I think you were respectful in your phrasing of your question.

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    waddles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow she’s really pretty, i wish i could look that good while HOUSING A HUMAN BEING (the closest i’ve gotten is my cat climbing up my shirt though)

    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you! Though honestly with two cats and a puppy in my life right now (and at one point both the puppy and one cat/kitten were both sick simultaneously) I feel that I am a "pet parent" version of the "got toddlered" parents we see in this post XD I may not have made them inside my body, but I care for them as if I did XD

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    Katrina Wysocki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s either really short or having 3. Either way I’m shocked she can breathe. You go chicka

    Amy A
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many babies are in there?!?!

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow das a big baby belly!! And yes she is gorgeous in both, agree 😄

    Chantou Dunord
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so beautiful a pregnant woman's belly 💖

    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That title's a bit rude, don't you think? She looks great either way!

    TKA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that is what she titled herself when she posted it on the instagram page

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    KimB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never got to carry to term I can only imagine how that feels! She looks beautiful though! I had a coworker who had twins and she was very gracious always putting my hand on her belly so I could feel them kick it was incredible! The last week she worked (we worked in a doctors office) we had to help her stand up her poor legs were so swollen.

    DEW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're still rocking the bootie shorts!! You look great!!

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    #9

    Homes Can Get Toddlered Too!

    Homes Can Get Toddlered Too!

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    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was unexpectedly adorable ❤️

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bottom one looks more like a home to me. Actually looks lived in

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandson lives with me and my living room looks like the toy section of Walmart. I keep asking myself how many toys does one 4 year old need? Apparently all of them.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently asked that about my nephew. He's 3. I'm going to be away at work for Christmas so I announced only kids were getting gifts. When picking out toys for my sister's kid i realized how hard it was because I didn't know if he had it, he has A LOT!! If my sister has more kids, I'm showing them pictures about how mommy and daddy don't have any money for toys for them cause the oldest had more than a toys r us.

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    Mama Penguin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother's living room is now 70% his daughter's play pen.

    Robert B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you keep so clean. My kids follow us around and when we fill up a toy basket they dump it out and laugh.

    Ingride Karroumi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My living room is now a LOL dolls fashion studio 🤣

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha! You thought it was YOUR house

    Ingride Karroumi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My living room is a LOL fashion studio now 🤣

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    "I mock and troll my kids, and I trash and ridicule parents and parenting, and myself, because that’s my sense of humor, and my sense of humor is what keeps me sane amidst the all-consuming hellscape of attempting to protect and raise ignorant, unformed, self-destructive miniature human beings,” he said.

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    Last time, Mike shared just how stressful things can get when you’ve got an entire family to take care of, not just yourself. "I recently had a job interview,” he opened up to Bored Panda back in 2019.

    #10

    From Swimsuit Model To Pack Mule

    From Swimsuit Model To Pack Mule

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet she could still rock the swimsuit....looks pretty great for having had 2 kids fairly reccently.

    DEW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You look great!! Just grab the bikini!!

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one in the back is saying in the only way they know how "I KNOW I called shotgun"

    Lianna Bolt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The expression of the kid on her back 😂

    Rosalie Waller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful - both pics - happy Mommy, hearty kids!!👍🏽

    DeeDee M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at those adorable little kids!!

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least she has the tits to feed them

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    #11

    From Arms Up To Man Down! Look At That Face Plant. Even Her Kid Is Impressed!

    From Arms Up To Man Down! Look At That Face Plant. Even Her Kid Is Impressed!

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    Liam Walsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw... Poor woman must be exhausted with two. One's hard enough. Though if she's that deeply asleep I hope the photographer then gently removed the little baba from under her arm, best for them both (or at least kept a close watch). Just for safety.

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The babies are fine, she's obviously so concerned about them that she always touching both children. If one were to make the slightest movement I'm sure she would pop right up

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    Brendan
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they twins? No wonder she's saturating the cushion in drool!

    Rosalie Waller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those babies look very close in age to me…👑 for the Mommy!💗💗

    Brihanna Colton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the picture on the left gives me shabnam vibes

    #12

    From Shitfaced To Shit On

    From Shitfaced To Shit On

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a baby’s butt hitting my face is one of my worst fears

    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, those little booties are weaponized!

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    Your Neighborhood Alien
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm happy/surprised the censors haven't seen the title yet!

    Bobby Sammons
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And BP didn't censor the title! What is the world coming to...free speech at last!

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    “Job interviews are stressful no matter what stage of life you’re at, but, like everything else, having children raises the stress exponentially. I’m not just providing for myself anymore, and the stakes are much higher now; the consequences of blowing a job interview are a lot more intense. And so was getting there, because I had to take my toddler with me,” he said earlier.

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    "Being unemployed, we can’t afford childcare, so I had to ride the subway, in a full suit, on one of the hottest days of the summer, with my toddler on my lap and/or napping next to me. Thankfully I didn’t have to bring him to the interview itself; I was able to drop him with my wife. The logistics of all of this— the scheduling, the traveling, the hand off, the carrying of a sleeping toddler across Manhattan while sweat poured off me like a waterfall, etc.—were incredibly complicated,” Mike said.

    "None of this was ideal. But I had to do it, I had to put my best foot forward for the job, so I can provide for my family, and, more importantly, so I can get the hell out of my house. I can’t handle being a stay-at-home dad for another minute!" he joked.

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    #13

    From Dressing Like A Wild Animal To Raising A Wild Animal

    From Dressing Like A Wild Animal To Raising A Wild Animal

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    Nandani Dubey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one had me roll on the ground

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aro those pickles in the jar? Want one too!

    Alex Freetime
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus Christ she ate way too much, it's not healthy for both of them...

    backatya
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    3 years ago

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    damn she got ugly

    #14

    From Snow White To Grumpy (For Obvious Reasons)

    From Snow White To Grumpy (For Obvious Reasons)

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like mother, like daughter!

    Ent Hugger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'll take those shoes from the first one if you're not using 'em anymore :) c'mon legs!

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only notice those high heels....like HOW?

    Brendan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's still having fun :)

    Larry Face
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My goodness, I simply can't get over how beautiful that snow white costume is in the first pic!

    Cat Chat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. I see 2 Snow Whites in the second pic. One for each prince.

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok is cute and all BUT, can we stop sexualizing Disney princesses? Hell, stop sexualizing all female cartoon characters. Snow White does not need to be in a mini skirt and she would've looked just as amazing in the actual full length dress

    Vicki Doggurl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your little Prince Charming is looking very handsome!! Love those matching t-shirts!

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    #15

    From Soaking Up The Sun To Just Getting Soaked

    From Soaking Up The Sun To Just Getting Soaked

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    Susan S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was breastfeeding (many years ago), I remember buying something that was like pantyliners for boobs cuz I would leak. So glad those days of feeling like a milking cow are over!

    C W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya the pads. They always manage to work their way up through the top of your bra during a workout. But it's that or randomly thinking of your baby and soaking the front of your shirt 😂

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    Indosidius
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always have a shawl on hand to cover the spontaneous lactating stain....

    VM37
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every. Single. Day. I change myself more often then the baby.

    lisa m
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one told me when my 1st baby was born and it takes a few days if not more for full "supply" I went shopping at the mall and there was no hiding my wet top

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    Dealing with parental exhaustion and how to tell if you’re reading to be a parent are two topics that we’ve covered before here at Bored Panda. A while back, comedy writer and single mom Ariane Sherine shared with Bored Panda that parenting is very hard work that is very much worth it. Raising kids can be very tiring: sleep deprivation, poor diet choices, a lack of movement and social contact can all rear their heads.

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    However, as they grow and start going to school, parents find that they have more time to themselves. They can dedicate a few hours to pampering themselves, spending time with their beloved hobbies, working out, and meeting friends. And all of the other things that they feel they might’ve missed out while they were neck-deep in diapers and making airplane noises with spoonfuls of peas (yum!) in their hands.

    #16

    From Sparkles To Sweatpants. Look At The Expression: Good Feeling Gone!

    From Sparkles To Sweatpants. Look At The Expression: Good Feeling Gone!

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    Gary
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whats going on with the legs, my mind is blown

    Rosy Maple Moth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still the same face. She just needs some sleep.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah I don't think her expression says that. She is comfy in the second picture, no bra, warm soft clothes, no makeup.

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You get a God damn thumbs up for posting this and being honest

    AliJanx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eventually you emerge and get you mojo back. Might take around 18 years or so, but it'll come back.

    Mama Lerato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my goodness I feel personaly attacked 😱

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew having babies was hard on your body. Didn't know it also aged your face so much.

    Annie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad that so many of these posts have a negative comment about becoming a parent. I think a lot of us parents would agree that is was one of the best things in our lives

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn make up sure made her look hot. No wonder she got pregnant.

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    #17

    From Pretend Zombie To Real One

    From Pretend Zombie To Real One

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    Debs Bee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kids knows who's to blame. 😁🤣😁

    Vicki Doggurl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adorable kiddo!! And you slay as a zombie!

    Brendan
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    Still flesh on show... just the kid this time.

    #18

    From Playboy Bunny To This Shit Ain’t Funny!

    From Playboy Bunny To This Shit Ain’t Funny!

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    Calista Blaylock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at that football hold she's got! Way to multitask mama!

    DEW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You look great for just having a baby!! You can still be a bunny!!

    Josephine Cortes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holding the kid like a football, moms are awesome.

    Panda-Moan-I-Ummm....
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The football hold is so effective!!!! You can get so much done lol

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally an honest photo. Uncensored. Well done Mom.

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl, you look freaking amazing! And you are palming that baby and using a phone at the same time, you got mad skills🤱

    Charlie Birkner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey...you beat the BoredPanda censors! 💯

    Lene
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome! I never managed to do the breastfeeding position where the kid is held under the arm. Totally envy her on that! But breastfeeding while standing/walking is a very handy thing. Especially if you have more than one child. 😬

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're damn right it aint funny. She got ugly

    Alexander Izzo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um. bp please censor. oh god i need therapy

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    "Your kid will probably grow out of whatever behavior they're displaying now. The first four years are the most difficult. But at age 4, they go to school, and then you get your life back a bit, for at least six hours a day. See if you can get some help each week, whether that's grandparents doing a bit of childcare or paying a childminder. Use the extra time to exercise self-care and pamper yourself, whether that means having a massage or just a soak in the bath—do things you wouldn't be able to do while looking after your child,” mom Ariane told Bored Panda.

    #19

    From Blushing Bride To Barf Bag. And Look At That Kid Mean-Mugging After Letting It Rip! “You Want Some?” That’ll Teach Mom To Reminisce About Life Before Parenthood!

    From Blushing Bride To Barf Bag. And Look At That Kid Mean-Mugging After Letting It Rip! “You Want Some?” That’ll Teach Mom To Reminisce About Life Before Parenthood!

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    Brendan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, been there so many times! The barf bag, that is, not the bride lol.

    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son barfed up 1/3 of what he drank. The cloth diapers became barf rags in short order. He was still a fast grower and was 6'3" when he was done growing.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to add, she might want to hurry a bit faster on the kid clean up before things start coming out the other end. 🤮💩

    Robert B
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, good old days. I’ve been puked on by almost every person in my family younger than me. It was Christmas tradition for a cousin to fill my shirt pocket.

    Solid Pileo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah and there's more where that came from!

    Lori T Wisconsin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwww nothing smells worse than baby cheese puke. Maybe the nasty milk poo 💩

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Fair warning to anyone thinking of having kids, they warn you about the projectile vomit. They say nothing about the projectile poo

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hit by a wet- baby-burp!!!

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    #20

    From He Got Game To This Shit Lame

    From He Got Game To This Shit Lame

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    DEW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two beautiful babies!! It's worth it!!

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me miss my dad :') I'm adopted, but he never treated me as anything less than his beloved daughter. I ended up a lot like him - nurture vs nature! XD Miss you, Dad. You were the best.

    Cassandra Adams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when you call me BIG POPPA

    Amour Doctrina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you love it when they call you'BIG POPPA' 🤣

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    #21

    From Rocking Some Hot Pink To Getting Her Gut Poked. These Damn Kids Have No Shame!

    From Rocking Some Hot Pink To Getting Her Gut Poked. These Damn Kids Have No Shame!

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    Nea
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother wears saree and a part of her tummy is always out and My sister and I still poke her belly button 😂

    Brendan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids love to find our jiggly bits.

    Tarryn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Tiffany Jenkins xxx She is awesome, go check her vlogs!

    Panda-Moan-I-Ummm....
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said I wanted to lose weight and my kids says just don't lose your squishy belly. 🤣🤣🤣😩😩😩😩I quit cuz that's actually all I want to lose lhh

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn I'd her too. Only I'd be smart enough use a condom or make sure she's on the pill

    Ezrael Christian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look like you growing a Beard there my lady🤔

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or could be shadowing from her frown lines or melasma. Or she could have a beard. No matter what it is, I'm sure she is fully aware and does not need any negative comments about it.

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    Kara Amundson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this 'here? I see a 5 o-clock shadow

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    She added that she truly believes that an essential part of being a good parent is wanting to have kids. “If you don't love the thought of being a mum or dad, you're likely to resent having to put your children first. Secondly, that love for them is what powers you through the difficult times—and there will be difficult times. So do it because you know your life wouldn't be complete if you don't,” she said that parents will have to sacrifice a lot of their time and energy for their children. There’s no other way forward.

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    "You might not feel as though you're doing a great job, but is your kid fed, clothed, warm, safe, happy and loved? Then you're doing brilliantly—cut yourself some slack.”

    #22

    From Sexy French Maid To Just Regular Old Maid

    From Sexy French Maid To Just Regular Old Maid

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    DEW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can still rock that outfit!!

    Solid Pileo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That baby is the cutest ever!!

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and the first is what got her to the second 🤭

    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Late to the party, I am. But gotta say, is it weird to find the right picture sexy/adorable more than the left one? edit: also, looking further, she looks much happier in the one of the right.

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that baby's chubby cheeks! 😊

    Meami
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frickin’ Gerber baby there!

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least she lost the prego weight

    Rivka Ostroff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid is delicious! Omg what beautiful cheeks!

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    #23

    From Power Tie To Losing An Eye

    From Power Tie To Losing An Eye

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    Epona
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why isn't he teaching the kid that being poked in the eye is unpleasant and painful?

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, it takes quite a while before toddlers will either listen or care about that sort of thing. Not much experience there, I take it?

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    #24

    From Ready To Rock To Please Make It Stop

    From Ready To Rock To Please Make It Stop

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    Angela
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least her know kid knows of her need to rock?

    Parenting blogger Samantha Scroggin, from Walking Outside in Slippers, pointed out to Bored Panda that there isn’t a one-size-fits-all approach to raising kids. Every single family is unique. What might work for one child might be the opposite of what another one needs.

    #25

    Double-Fisting Used To Be A Lot More Fun

    Double-Fisting Used To Be A Lot More Fun

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    Shannon Escobar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means more than you think...

    Mir Adwari
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think she realises quite what's she's saying... or she's mastered the double entendre.

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    Lee Macro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw "Double Fisting used to be a lot more fun" and my brain went completely elsewhere.....No Lee, Bad Lee!!

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably most of us went there!!! Bad Liam too!

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    Westernro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg i don’t think ‘double-fisting’ means what she thinks it does 😅

    Nea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oie the baby’s smile 💛

    Shinyravengirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did a Mormon write the caption? Cause I just snorted coffee.

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the headline on this needs some work...

    Josephine
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This summer I learned that in the Southern States, DF means 'holding two drinks'. That was after the whole table spat out their drinks when my SIL said my nephew (2) was dubble fisting (two bottles of milk).

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's kinky if she likes fisting

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    #26

    New Year’s Eve Went From Tiara To Ferrero

    New Year’s Eve Went From Tiara To Ferrero

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    Nandani Dubey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ferrero is even more better option 😋

    Brendan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd choose chocolate every time!

    Tenacious Squirrel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe this is just life (for everyone, even child free).

    PhoniexFox444
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I see is that in the second pic, you have chocolate. And the good kind too!

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    typical women shoving garbage in her mouth and then gets fat

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    #27

    From Style And Grace To Stickers On Her Face (Why Did I Back Myself Into This Rhyming Corner

    From Style And Grace To Stickers On Her Face (Why Did I Back Myself Into This Rhyming Corner

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    Brendan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only person to look younger in the 'after kids' photo.

    DEW
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You look like a 15 year old without make up!! You will be in the "you don't look like you have a 16 year old" category!! It isn't said to me anymore!! Darn it!!

    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least you’re good at poetry

    Meanwhile, dating and relationship expert Dan Bacon, from The Modern Man, said that one of the main changes in a parent’s life is that they will have far less spare time to do the things they want: their kids want and need your attention.

    "You are no longer a couple anymore. You are a couple and parents at the same time. It’s difficult to understand what it is like to be a parent without actually doing it,” he explained to Bored Panda. At the core of parenting lies being responsible for others. You have to take care of your family before even thinking of taking care of yourself. Failing to do that can strain your relationship with your kids.

    #28

    From Namaste To Take Me Away!

    From Namaste To Take Me Away!

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    DEW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the bikini top tan lines!! You look great!!

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't that say "Calgon... take me away"? Maybe I'm showing my age, but, no way was I the only one who thought that.

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love all these true blatant topless mammas. The first episode of Malcolm in the Middle the mom is doing laundry and walking around topless and answers the door. "What!? They're boobs. You've seen em"

    Kara Amundson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's still naked. Not sure what kind of devil mischief is rockin' this shack

    Rosalie Waller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another loving Mommy invested more in her kids than in her own glamor - CHAMPIONS!!!👑💗🏆

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    too bad she ruined that nice body

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    #29

    Honestly If It Weren’t For The Baby I Don’t Know What I Could Tell Which Was The Before Pic. That First One Just Screams “Dad”

    Honestly If It Weren’t For The Baby I Don’t Know What I Could Tell Which Was The Before Pic. That First One Just Screams “Dad”

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    Josephine Cortes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replying to title, lol right I think its the stuffy country club sweater and khaki cargo shorts

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    #30

    From Cleavage To Leakage. From “Damn Sis!” To Mastitis. From Hot Dress To Hot Mess

    From Cleavage To Leakage. From “Damn Sis!” To Mastitis. From Hot Dress To Hot Mess

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    Susan S
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember having to stay in the hospital for 2 days so I could get IV antibiotics for my mastitis (breast infection) I got the infection since my 1 month old daughter used her jaws as a vise grip on my nipples. Good times!

    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got mastitis when I had the flu - very high temperature for 4 days cooked the milk into cheese. It took weeks and a LOT of pain to get lactation back to normal. Makes my boobs hurt just to remember it.

    DEW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will make it! The good starts once they find out life. That there are no naps, made lunch, laundry done etc.... That's when they come to you and thank you for everything you've done for them! Always be mom but you can also be a confidant. I would tell my kids some day I'll know what you have done. Teenagers Nope! Adult kid's I once did this and this at school. Mom See I told you some day I'll know. Adult kid's Damn it! Mom always comes first to your kids and then you can be a confidant. I'm always mom but you can talk to me at anytime and I'll listen and try to help. It's all worth it!!

    PunnyPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cleavage to leakage might be the best mommy pic title in exsistance. I feel ya, girl.

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg that's awful! Just look at all the meds and toys and bedding. You just make your own hospital bed at home.

    der sebbl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who writes this awful captions?

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn no wonder the s**t got pregnant. Look at that slutty dress. At least her tits grew

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    But while you’re busy taking care of everyone else, don’t forget about yourself either. You won’t be able to do your best for your family if you’re running on empty. Asking for help and even having a laugh at some relatable parenting stories and pics can help you refuel. Don’t forget—parents are all in this together. No matter what part of the world they’re in.

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    #31

    That’s Not What She Meant

    That’s Not What She Meant

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she still gets her gaming time in XD

    Adam L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gamer pro level right there. I did this, but now that my son is older, I give him his own "play" that's not connected but still lights up so he thinks he's playing. Can't wait for the next step where him and I take down a boss together!!!

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    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone did and got her pregnant

    Mahogany Eclipse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a fellow gaming mom, getting that time in is important

    #32

    From Body Shots To Sippy Cups. From Tequila To Backwash

    From Body Shots To Sippy Cups. From Tequila To Backwash

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    Nea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only see the doggie 💜

    Iampenny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely an upgrade, who needs body shots when you can have a cute doggo

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    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they didn't use protection

    #33

    From Striking A Pose To Needing New Clothes

    From Striking A Pose To Needing New Clothes

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    The Alpha Geek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my! I hope your son is doing better! It took me a sec to realize that wasn't part of your shirt's design.

    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH, it actually is a cool design, though.

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    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they don't look alike but they are the same person

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad I've blocked all these things from memory!

    MygrandsonscallmeNia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's hard to have self care, when I have kids. I found, if you stay up two hours after they go to bed, you can pamper yourself. When you get up in the morning, instead of grabbing whatever to put on, take that extra 5 minutes to find something that makes you feel, more like you. I can put on make up ), and get dressed in 15 minutes. That's also stopping to take care of my grandsons. It's really not that hard to find 15 minutes for yourself. Put the kids in an activity before you start. One you Know will keep them busy for 10-15 minutes. You may still have to stop, and do something for them, but the end result for self care, is worth it.

    Iampenny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mum: "Help, the baby vomited all over me, grab me a towel quick" Dad: "sure honey, let me take a photo of you covered in puke first..." Yep, been there too (also done that too ;))

    DEW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son was born with a liver disease called Biliary Atresia. He would throw up his entire bottle all over me. He wasn't gaining weight. He had just gotten out of the hospital for a cold. He was given an antacid. Went to his GI doctor and he wanted him to go back to the hospital to learn how to do a feeding tube. I said no. He just got on a medication and he isn't throwing up his bottles. So he sent me to the other GI doctor and he had put on 11 ounces in a week. Not saying for you to do this. Just giving information.

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    #34

    From Beach Bunny To Pack Mule

    From Beach Bunny To Pack Mule

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    DEW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You look the same just different clothes!! Watch out beach here she comes!!

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you kidding... do you know how much MORE you half to mule to the beach with kids?!

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    Rosalie Waller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second photo looks happier to me…. 💕💗💕

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    #35

    From Chuggin To Buggin

    From Chuggin To Buggin

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    Zeyno
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    second picture seems better

    Nea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an awesome first picture 😀

    Kiki’sNotLookingBack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit of Emma Stone vibes in the second picture…

    VM37
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girl looks just like her!

    Brent Amador
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “From bottles being chugged, to mama’s being bugged”

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's where chuggin' ends up.

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she sure knows how to swallow

    #36

    From Laidback To Face Palm - The Official Expression Of Exhausted And Frustrated Parents Everywhere

    From Laidback To Face Palm - The Official Expression Of Exhausted And Frustrated Parents Everywhere

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    DS Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my dad would take his afternoon naps, my son would to pile his toys and clothes on top of him. 😅😅😅

    MygrandsonscallmeNia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm raising my grandsons, 4 3/4, and 8 years old. I don't know if it's because, I'm 58 and my patience isn't near what it used to be.... I weighed 184 pounds, when I started. I weigh 152. I raised two children, and I know that weren't anything like these two . I've helped raise, and take care of other children in the past. They were nothing like these two. My 8 yo, acts like he's 13! His maturity, and mouthyness, can only be like a teenager. The other one, wants to be like his Bubby. So, the after picture of this, is definitely Me at the end of the day. I Dread weekends, and school breaks... I do what I can to run off that energy, that doesn't stop that mouth! Jesus! Take the wheel!!

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    #37

    From Playmates To Play Dates

    From Playmates To Play Dates

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    Brendan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That big chunky baby! Love it!

    Praecordia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That baby looks like a young old man somehow!

    Epona
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which one in the pic on the left is the mom in the pic on the right? Not very specific, if you ask me.

    Lori T Wisconsin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whichever it is, she aged a lot. They look like sisters?

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    backatya
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    3 years ago

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    if that's her I bet the dude left in the morning after seeing her without make up lol

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    #38

    From ‘Stachin To Crashin’

    From ‘Stachin To Crashin’

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    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's what happened to my old landlord! No wonder can't get around to fixing my door

    Squee She
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, so tired! Good mama 💜

    Brihanna Colton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she looks like shabnam on the left. You get an upvote

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    #39

    Why Is He Still Smiling Tho?! (I Broke My ‘No Happy After Photos’ Rule Because Yikes!)

    Why Is He Still Smiling Tho?! (I Broke My ‘No Happy After Photos’ Rule Because Yikes!)

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    Su Boddie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone loses their life after a child is born. I was a single mom. Loved every minute.

    Panda-Moan-I-Ummm....
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There would be no baby in this pic if this were me. I'm sorry. It's a reflex. Vomit on me, run to shower. It has happened. Thankfully my mom's a great catch!

    Kara Amundson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy is always happy. This is some SOLID DNA.

    Vicki Doggurl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son’s nickname was Wyatt Earp bc he spit up so often!!! I only did the ‘raising the baby above my head and looking up at him’ thing once! Until he was like 2. Lol!

    Timmy Pillinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm counting down till my oldest nephew's 18th. He owes me a beer for vomiting in my mouth

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it's just an automatic laugh when it happens, though. I remember when my uncle was using my baby cousin as weights when the vomit went straight into his mouth. None of his, including him, could not NOT laugh at the gross but too funny situation. 🤮😂

    Jordan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    #40

    From Lifting Weights To Dead Weight. Who’s The Dumbbell Now?

    From Lifting Weights To Dead Weight. Who’s The Dumbbell Now?

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    DEW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not you!! You look great and fit. You just had a baby and I bet you'll to lifting in 6mos. to a year! You look exactly how women are supposed to look after having a new baby!!

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She be lifting those babies everyday. Motherhood is a job

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    MygrandsonscallmeNia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some women's bodies, are able to snap right back after having babies. Then, there's women like me, that have to work at it. It has to be a mindset: I will snap back, and I will take care of myself too. I raised my two alone. They're now 33, & 35 yo. My grandsons, are 4 3/4, & 8 yo. I've been raising them both since they were born. When I'm ready to face the day (after coffee, and morning meds kick in), I change into something decent, but stain Worthy. I put on eyeliner, mascara, and eyeshadow. I'll fix my hair in a different way than the day before. Most times, stopping to take care of them a few times. I have cancer, and another illness that eats away at my energy. Before my grandsons got older, I would get them busy with something so I could pamper myself when I get dressed. I've Never lived in my pajamas, changing into something that makes me feel better about myself, is worth it. You look amazing by the way!!

    Kiki’sNotLookingBack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am SO scared that weight will drop on her face….

    Vae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is positioned behind her at that point, so if it drops, it will pass behind her shoulder, maybe?

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    #41

    From Blissed Out To Pissed Off

    From Blissed Out To Pissed Off

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    #42

    From Crushing A Pitcher To Ruining The Picture

    From Crushing A Pitcher To Ruining The Picture

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    Joshua Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No ruined picture here, that's a great shot of momma and baby. 😁❤️

    Adam L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like the best photos of kids are action shots because it's more natural. Not too many children sit still long enough

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    #43

    Close, But No Cigar

    Close, But No Cigar

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    Iampenny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate touching other people's feet, but baby feet are so adorable, I just want to eat them!!!!

    #44

    From Romantic Dating To Nearly Suffocating

    From Romantic Dating To Nearly Suffocating

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    Shine Chisholm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My siblings and I used to "wrestle" with my dad, and it took me until I was much older to realize that he was actually probably trying to get us to stop climbing on him.

    #45

    It’s Like She Looked Into The Mirror And Said “Toddler” Five Times

    It’s Like She Looked Into The Mirror And Said “Toddler” Five Times

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    DEW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've still got it

    Florence O'Grady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That little toddler is so adorable, though!

    Iampenny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear, she looks sooo tired (still beautiful, but sooo tired)

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    #46

    From Beers To Blowouts. From Blue Skies To Brown Pants. From Nature To Nasty

    From Beers To Blowouts. From Blue Skies To Brown Pants. From Nature To Nasty

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    DEW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you love every minute of it!!

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    #47

    From Duckface To Stuckface

    From Duckface To Stuckface

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    Lianna Bolt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder where the kid plans to send the mom. That’s a lot of address stickers 😂

    #48

    From Fresh And Clean To Down And Out

    From Fresh And Clean To Down And Out

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    #49

    It’s A Me, @dadandburied!

    It’s A Me, @dadandburied!

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    #50

    From I Do To I Don’t

    From I Do To I Don’t

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    DEW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a little concerned about the baby behind her with the face in the pillow. If that baby is older I'm fine but if you have twins I'm worried...

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even see that, got hung up on the pierced ear on the girl...why do this so young?

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    #51

    Who Needs An Intervention When You Have Kids?

    Who Needs An Intervention When You Have Kids?

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    #52

    From Rave To Slave. From Ecstasy To Agony. From Waiting For The Beat To Drop To Waiting For The Milk To Come In

    From Rave To Slave. From Ecstasy To Agony. From Waiting For The Beat To Drop To Waiting For The Milk To Come In

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    Rosy Maple Moth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From rave to slave! Ha ha, I like that.

    shiny shinx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *le gasp* the breastfeeding is not censored! I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER /s

    #53

    Blondes Do Have More Fun!

    Blondes Do Have More Fun!

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    Lulu John
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid has some serious brows

    OneHappyPuppy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned about his belly, why is it so bloated? Poor kid

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    #54

    From A Little Shoulder Flash To A Little Eye Gash

    From A Little Shoulder Flash To A Little Eye Gash

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And for this who don't know, you can shave with a baby's finger nails

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