‘Got Toddlered’: 40 Funny Parenting Pics That Show How Much Your Life Changes Once You Have Kids (New Pics)
Your life completely changes when you have children. Oh, you might think you know how much of a lifestyle shift waits for you, our sweet summer Pandas, but there is nothing that can fully prepare you for parenthood!
It’s a wild ride with intense challenges, endless exhaustion, and a general sense that Chaos might actually be the fundamental state of the universe. Parties with friends and active hobbies morph into changing diapers and grabbing 5-minute naps wherever and whenever you can fit them. But it’s all very much worth it in the end.
The ‘Got Toddlered’ Instagram page is a fantastic digital archive showing just how huge these changes can be. Parents send in their photos of what they looked like before creating a family and pics after they became parents. They’re hilarious, relatable, and remind all of us of a comforting fact—we are all in this together! Upvote your fave pics, Pandas. And if you happen to be a parent, we’d love to hear what advice you’d give someone who just had their first child.
Here at Bored Panda, we’re huge fans of ‘Got Toddlered.’ When you’ve enjoyed this list to the fullest, be sure to check out our earlier features here: Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3. And be sure to follow the socials if you enjoyed the pics!
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From Looking Cool To Being A Step Stool
i'm assuming that this wasn't the first entry when you posted this comment lol
Load More Replies...he doesn't look cool though, he looks like he is going to call the cops on the black kids playing in the park minding their own business
I'm going to let you all finish.. but i just want to say as a mother..i put this whole ' Bored Panda topic' in the top..
There’s A Reason Only The Baby Is Smiling
Probably because "when babies look like they're smiling, they're actually...um (to put it politely)... using their diaper for its intended purpose" 💩
Willing to bet, based on that smile, that the 💩 made it all the way up to the baby's neckline....
Load More Replies...From Raised Up To Passed Out
The ‘Got Toddlered’ Instagram page is the brainchild of Mike Julianelle, from Brooklyn. He’s also the founder of the massively popular ‘Dad and Buried’ social media project, and the creator of a podcast by the same name. He’s a fan of puns, wit, and good humor.
The last time that Bored Panda spoke with Mike, he quipped: “Look, I don’t hate my kids, I just hate parenting. That’s really all it boils down to, and is the premise behind all my Dad and Buried stuff—my blog, my Instagram page, my Facebook, and my podcast—and my Got Toddlered account.”
From Carried To Buried
From All Put Together To Wtf Is Even Happening
Dude I have twins too. I know that position and that face all to well
Life’s happening and it looks like it’s going great with the two angels.
The one on the right looks like the typical picture taken by a husband or boyfriend.
From Poppin’ Bottles To Dropping Bottom Lips (How Cute Is That Kid Tho?!)
According to the founder of ‘Got Toddlered’ and ‘Dad and Buried,’ parenting is “challenging and frustrating and expensive and exhausting and stressful and boring.”
“And while my sons are often all of those things as well, I don’t regret having them. How dare you suggest such a thing just because I occasionally make jokes and memes that make it seem that way!" Mike told Bored Panda during an earlier interview.
From Working It To Milking Tits
Being a parent is definitely for the brave.... Thank god I'm a coward lol.
This woman is pretty with a full face of glamorous makeup and without. But yeah, pumping milk is noisy, feels strange, suddenly cows are your new spirit animal and my boobs were like "yeah, that's not a baby, we will do the bare minimum" - I found the whole thing hilarious 😂 Disclaimer: I absolutely don't want to make fun of the FACT, that for some women pumping milk is really stress- and painful and/or the reason why they have to, is sad and painful.
Haha I had the medela swing-style set, you could clamp the set to your bra, so you could walk around. I felt like Madonna :D
Load More Replies...Relatable! I went from milking applause on stage to milking myself on the sofa!🤣
From I’m On A Boat! To I Am A Boat!
I don't mean any offence by this question, but was it twins? I know one baby can weigh a lot and there is more weight in a woman's pregnant belly than just the baby, but that looks pretty big!
I thought the same thing, and I think you were respectful in your phrasing of your question.
Load More Replies...wow she’s really pretty, i wish i could look that good while HOUSING A HUMAN BEING (the closest i’ve gotten is my cat climbing up my shirt though)
I feel you! Though honestly with two cats and a puppy in my life right now (and at one point both the puppy and one cat/kitten were both sick simultaneously) I feel that I am a "pet parent" version of the "got toddlered" parents we see in this post XD I may not have made them inside my body, but I care for them as if I did XD
Load More Replies...She’s either really short or having 3. Either way I’m shocked she can breathe. You go chicka
That title's a bit rude, don't you think? She looks great either way!
I think that is what she titled herself when she posted it on the instagram page
Load More Replies...I've never got to carry to term I can only imagine how that feels! She looks beautiful though! I had a coworker who had twins and she was very gracious always putting my hand on her belly so I could feel them kick it was incredible! The last week she worked (we worked in a doctors office) we had to help her stand up her poor legs were so swollen.
Homes Can Get Toddlered Too!
My grandson lives with me and my living room looks like the toy section of Walmart. I keep asking myself how many toys does one 4 year old need? Apparently all of them.
I recently asked that about my nephew. He's 3. I'm going to be away at work for Christmas so I announced only kids were getting gifts. When picking out toys for my sister's kid i realized how hard it was because I didn't know if he had it, he has A LOT!! If my sister has more kids, I'm showing them pictures about how mommy and daddy don't have any money for toys for them cause the oldest had more than a toys r us.
Load More Replies..."I mock and troll my kids, and I trash and ridicule parents and parenting, and myself, because that’s my sense of humor, and my sense of humor is what keeps me sane amidst the all-consuming hellscape of attempting to protect and raise ignorant, unformed, self-destructive miniature human beings,” he said.
Last time, Mike shared just how stressful things can get when you’ve got an entire family to take care of, not just yourself. "I recently had a job interview,” he opened up to Bored Panda back in 2019.
From Swimsuit Model To Pack Mule
Bet she could still rock the swimsuit....looks pretty great for having had 2 kids fairly reccently.
From Arms Up To Man Down! Look At That Face Plant. Even Her Kid Is Impressed!
Aw... Poor woman must be exhausted with two. One's hard enough. Though if she's that deeply asleep I hope the photographer then gently removed the little baba from under her arm, best for them both (or at least kept a close watch). Just for safety.
The babies are fine, she's obviously so concerned about them that she always touching both children. If one were to make the slightest movement I'm sure she would pop right up
Load More Replies...From Shitfaced To Shit On
I'm happy/surprised the censors haven't seen the title yet!
And BP didn't censor the title! What is the world coming to...free speech at last!
“Job interviews are stressful no matter what stage of life you’re at, but, like everything else, having children raises the stress exponentially. I’m not just providing for myself anymore, and the stakes are much higher now; the consequences of blowing a job interview are a lot more intense. And so was getting there, because I had to take my toddler with me,” he said earlier.
"Being unemployed, we can’t afford childcare, so I had to ride the subway, in a full suit, on one of the hottest days of the summer, with my toddler on my lap and/or napping next to me. Thankfully I didn’t have to bring him to the interview itself; I was able to drop him with my wife. The logistics of all of this— the scheduling, the traveling, the hand off, the carrying of a sleeping toddler across Manhattan while sweat poured off me like a waterfall, etc.—were incredibly complicated,” Mike said.
"None of this was ideal. But I had to do it, I had to put my best foot forward for the job, so I can provide for my family, and, more importantly, so I can get the hell out of my house. I can’t handle being a stay-at-home dad for another minute!" he joked.
From Dressing Like A Wild Animal To Raising A Wild Animal
What time period is the first one, and were you on a magazine cover?
Jesus Christ she ate way too much, it's not healthy for both of them...
From Snow White To Grumpy (For Obvious Reasons)
i'll take those shoes from the first one if you're not using 'em anymore :) c'mon legs!
My goodness, I simply can't get over how beautiful that snow white costume is in the first pic!
Your little Prince Charming is looking very handsome!! Love those matching t-shirts!
From Soaking Up The Sun To Just Getting Soaked
When I was breastfeeding (many years ago), I remember buying something that was like pantyliners for boobs cuz I would leak. So glad those days of feeling like a milking cow are over!
Ya the pads. They always manage to work their way up through the top of your bra during a workout. But it's that or randomly thinking of your baby and soaking the front of your shirt 😂
Load More Replies...Always have a shawl on hand to cover the spontaneous lactating stain....
Dealing with parental exhaustion and how to tell if you’re reading to be a parent are two topics that we’ve covered before here at Bored Panda. A while back, comedy writer and single mom Ariane Sherine shared with Bored Panda that parenting is very hard work that is very much worth it. Raising kids can be very tiring: sleep deprivation, poor diet choices, a lack of movement and social contact can all rear their heads.
However, as they grow and start going to school, parents find that they have more time to themselves. They can dedicate a few hours to pampering themselves, spending time with their beloved hobbies, working out, and meeting friends. And all of the other things that they feel they might’ve missed out while they were neck-deep in diapers and making airplane noises with spoonfuls of peas (yum!) in their hands.
From Sparkles To Sweatpants. Look At The Expression: Good Feeling Gone!
I knew having babies was hard on your body. Didn't know it also aged your face so much.
From Pretend Zombie To Real One
From Playboy Bunny To This Shit Ain’t Funny!
The football hold is so effective!!!! You can get so much done lol
"Your kid will probably grow out of whatever behavior they're displaying now. The first four years are the most difficult. But at age 4, they go to school, and then you get your life back a bit, for at least six hours a day. See if you can get some help each week, whether that's grandparents doing a bit of childcare or paying a childminder. Use the extra time to exercise self-care and pamper yourself, whether that means having a massage or just a soak in the bath—do things you wouldn't be able to do while looking after your child,” mom Ariane told Bored Panda.
From Blushing Bride To Barf Bag. And Look At That Kid Mean-Mugging After Letting It Rip! “You Want Some?” That’ll Teach Mom To Reminisce About Life Before Parenthood!
Ewwww nothing smells worse than baby cheese puke. Maybe the nasty milk poo 💩
From He Got Game To This Shit Lame
Makes me miss my dad :') I'm adopted, but he never treated me as anything less than his beloved daughter. I ended up a lot like him - nurture vs nature! XD Miss you, Dad. You were the best.
From Rocking Some Hot Pink To Getting Her Gut Poked. These Damn Kids Have No Shame!
My mother wears saree and a part of her tummy is always out and My sister and I still poke her belly button 😂
I said I wanted to lose weight and my kids says just don't lose your squishy belly. 🤣🤣🤣😩😩😩😩I quit cuz that's actually all I want to lose lhh
Or could be shadowing from her frown lines or melasma. Or she could have a beard. No matter what it is, I'm sure she is fully aware and does not need any negative comments about it.
Load More Replies...She added that she truly believes that an essential part of being a good parent is wanting to have kids. “If you don't love the thought of being a mum or dad, you're likely to resent having to put your children first. Secondly, that love for them is what powers you through the difficult times—and there will be difficult times. So do it because you know your life wouldn't be complete if you don't,” she said that parents will have to sacrifice a lot of their time and energy for their children. There’s no other way forward.
"You might not feel as though you're doing a great job, but is your kid fed, clothed, warm, safe, happy and loved? Then you're doing brilliantly—cut yourself some slack.”
From Sexy French Maid To Just Regular Old Maid
Is it odd that that was also my very first thought? Sincere and genuine in 2nd
Load More Replies...From Power Tie To Losing An Eye
Why isn't he teaching the kid that being poked in the eye is unpleasant and painful?
Um, it takes quite a while before toddlers will either listen or care about that sort of thing. Not much experience there, I take it?
Load More Replies...From Ready To Rock To Please Make It Stop
Parenting blogger Samantha Scroggin, from Walking Outside in Slippers, pointed out to Bored Panda that there isn’t a one-size-fits-all approach to raising kids. Every single family is unique. What might work for one child might be the opposite of what another one needs.
Double-Fisting Used To Be A Lot More Fun
I don't think she realises quite what's she's saying... or she's mastered the double entendre.
Load More Replies...I saw "Double Fisting used to be a lot more fun" and my brain went completely elsewhere.....No Lee, Bad Lee!!
New Year’s Eve Went From Tiara To Ferrero
All I see is that in the second pic, you have chocolate. And the good kind too!
From Style And Grace To Stickers On Her Face (Why Did I Back Myself Into This Rhyming Corner
Meanwhile, dating and relationship expert Dan Bacon, from The Modern Man, said that one of the main changes in a parent’s life is that they will have far less spare time to do the things they want: their kids want and need your attention.
"You are no longer a couple anymore. You are a couple and parents at the same time. It’s difficult to understand what it is like to be a parent without actually doing it,” he explained to Bored Panda. At the core of parenting lies being responsible for others. You have to take care of your family before even thinking of taking care of yourself. Failing to do that can strain your relationship with your kids.
From Namaste To Take Me Away!
I love all these true blatant topless mammas. The first episode of Malcolm in the Middle the mom is doing laundry and walking around topless and answers the door. "What!? They're boobs. You've seen em"
She's still naked. Not sure what kind of devil mischief is rockin' this shack
Yet another loving Mommy invested more in her kids than in her own glamor - CHAMPIONS!!!👑💗🏆
Honestly If It Weren’t For The Baby I Don’t Know What I Could Tell Which Was The Before Pic. That First One Just Screams “Dad”
Replying to title, lol right I think its the stuffy country club sweater and khaki cargo shorts
From Cleavage To Leakage. From “Damn Sis!” To Mastitis. From Hot Dress To Hot Mess
I remember having to stay in the hospital for 2 days so I could get IV antibiotics for my mastitis (breast infection) I got the infection since my 1 month old daughter used her jaws as a vise grip on my nipples. Good times!
You will make it! The good starts once they find out life. That there are no naps, made lunch, laundry done etc.... That's when they come to you and thank you for everything you've done for them! Always be mom but you can also be a confidant. I would tell my kids some day I'll know what you have done. Teenagers Nope! Adult kid's I once did this and this at school. Mom See I told you some day I'll know. Adult kid's Damn it! Mom always comes first to your kids and then you can be a confidant. I'm always mom but you can talk to me at anytime and I'll listen and try to help. It's all worth it!!
Cleavage to leakage might be the best mommy pic title in exsistance. I feel ya, girl.
Omg that's awful! Just look at all the meds and toys and bedding. You just make your own hospital bed at home.
But while you’re busy taking care of everyone else, don’t forget about yourself either. You won’t be able to do your best for your family if you’re running on empty. Asking for help and even having a laugh at some relatable parenting stories and pics can help you refuel. Don’t forget—parents are all in this together. No matter what part of the world they’re in.
That’s Not What She Meant
Gamer pro level right there. I did this, but now that my son is older, I give him his own "play" that's not connected but still lights up so he thinks he's playing. Can't wait for the next step where him and I take down a boss together!!!
Load More Replies...From Body Shots To Sippy Cups. From Tequila To Backwash
Definitely an upgrade, who needs body shots when you can have a cute doggo
Load More Replies...From Striking A Pose To Needing New Clothes
Oh my! I hope your son is doing better! It took me a sec to realize that wasn't part of your shirt's design.
I know it's hard to have self care, when I have kids. I found, if you stay up two hours after they go to bed, you can pamper yourself. When you get up in the morning, instead of grabbing whatever to put on, take that extra 5 minutes to find something that makes you feel, more like you. I can put on make up ), and get dressed in 15 minutes. That's also stopping to take care of my grandsons. It's really not that hard to find 15 minutes for yourself. Put the kids in an activity before you start. One you Know will keep them busy for 10-15 minutes. You may still have to stop, and do something for them, but the end result for self care, is worth it.
My son was born with a liver disease called Biliary Atresia. He would throw up his entire bottle all over me. He wasn't gaining weight. He had just gotten out of the hospital for a cold. He was given an antacid. Went to his GI doctor and he wanted him to go back to the hospital to learn how to do a feeding tube. I said no. He just got on a medication and he isn't throwing up his bottles. So he sent me to the other GI doctor and he had put on 11 ounces in a week. Not saying for you to do this. Just giving information.
From Beach Bunny To Pack Mule
Are you kidding... do you know how much MORE you half to mule to the beach with kids?!
Load More Replies...From Chuggin To Buggin
From Laidback To Face Palm - The Official Expression Of Exhausted And Frustrated Parents Everywhere
I'm raising my grandsons, 4 3/4, and 8 years old. I don't know if it's because, I'm 58 and my patience isn't near what it used to be.... I weighed 184 pounds, when I started. I weigh 152. I raised two children, and I know that weren't anything like these two . I've helped raise, and take care of other children in the past. They were nothing like these two. My 8 yo, acts like he's 13! His maturity, and mouthyness, can only be like a teenager. The other one, wants to be like his Bubby. So, the after picture of this, is definitely Me at the end of the day. I Dread weekends, and school breaks... I do what I can to run off that energy, that doesn't stop that mouth! Jesus! Take the wheel!!
From Playmates To Play Dates
Which one in the pic on the left is the mom in the pic on the right? Not very specific, if you ask me.
Whichever it is, she aged a lot. They look like sisters?
Load More Replies...From ‘Stachin To Crashin’
So that's what happened to my old landlord! No wonder can't get around to fixing my door
Why Is He Still Smiling Tho?! (I Broke My ‘No Happy After Photos’ Rule Because Yikes!)
There would be no baby in this pic if this were me. I'm sorry. It's a reflex. Vomit on me, run to shower. It has happened. Thankfully my mom's a great catch!
My son’s nickname was Wyatt Earp bc he spit up so often!!! I only did the ‘raising the baby above my head and looking up at him’ thing once! Until he was like 2. Lol!
I'm counting down till my oldest nephew's 18th. He owes me a beer for vomiting in my mouth
From Lifting Weights To Dead Weight. Who’s The Dumbbell Now?
Not you!! You look great and fit. You just had a baby and I bet you'll to lifting in 6mos. to a year! You look exactly how women are supposed to look after having a new baby!!
She be lifting those babies everyday. Motherhood is a job
Load More Replies...Some women's bodies, are able to snap right back after having babies. Then, there's women like me, that have to work at it. It has to be a mindset: I will snap back, and I will take care of myself too. I raised my two alone. They're now 33, & 35 yo. My grandsons, are 4 3/4, & 8 yo. I've been raising them both since they were born. When I'm ready to face the day (after coffee, and morning meds kick in), I change into something decent, but stain Worthy. I put on eyeliner, mascara, and eyeshadow. I'll fix my hair in a different way than the day before. Most times, stopping to take care of them a few times. I have cancer, and another illness that eats away at my energy. Before my grandsons got older, I would get them busy with something so I could pamper myself when I get dressed. I've Never lived in my pajamas, changing into something that makes me feel better about myself, is worth it. You look amazing by the way!!
I think it is positioned behind her at that point, so if it drops, it will pass behind her shoulder, maybe?
Load More Replies...From Blissed Out To Pissed Off
From Crushing A Pitcher To Ruining The Picture
Close, But No Cigar
From Romantic Dating To Nearly Suffocating
My siblings and I used to "wrestle" with my dad, and it took me until I was much older to realize that he was actually probably trying to get us to stop climbing on him.
It’s Like She Looked Into The Mirror And Said “Toddler” Five Times
From Beers To Blowouts. From Blue Skies To Brown Pants. From Nature To Nasty
From Duckface To Stuckface
I wonder where the kid plans to send the mom. That’s a lot of address stickers 😂
From Fresh And Clean To Down And Out
It’s A Me, @dadandburied!
From I Do To I Don’t
I'm a little concerned about the baby behind her with the face in the pillow. If that baby is older I'm fine but if you have twins I'm worried...
I didn't even see that, got hung up on the pierced ear on the girl...why do this so young?
Load More Replies...Who Needs An Intervention When You Have Kids?
From Rave To Slave. From Ecstasy To Agony. From Waiting For The Beat To Drop To Waiting For The Milk To Come In
*le gasp* the breastfeeding is not censored! I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER /s
Blondes Do Have More Fun!
I'm more concerned about his belly, why is it so bloated? Poor kid
Load More Replies...So many great pictures. Once you become a parent, it is a lot of hard work and there is definitely no room left for privacy and dignity. 😁🤣 I wouldn't give up my two little monsters for anything though.
Well said. My focus in life is so different these days.
Load More Replies...You have become awesome mothers ladies! I am still seeing beauty, peace and wisdom in the second pictures.
Thank you for that, as opposed to all the "Thank God I don't have kids"
Load More Replies...The more years I am parenting the more I understand child-free-by-choice people. I was ready never to have kids (never felt the urge or want) until I married someone who really wanted to have kids. I adore my little krakens to the end of the universe and back BUT it is a ton of hard work, a LOT of compromises and an incredible amount of money...
There's light at the end of the tunnel, mums and dads! One day soon, they'll keep their food down and even sleep through the night.
Yeah, but only to drive into the next tunnel with a whole new set of trouble 😆 🎶 Just keep on driving... Keep on driving 🎶 (ala Dory with 🎶 Keep on swimming...🎶)
Load More Replies...I know it's a different level of love but it's not for me and I will never understand it.
To be fair, I look at my babies and wonder why anyone would want a child free life. I don’t mean that it a rude or judgmental manner. It’s just a curiosity.
Load More Replies...If I could go back and talk to myself before I had kids, I would say, "Don't worry so much. Sure, there are trade-offs, but they're worth it. Try to enjoy having little kids while it lasts!"
As a single mom of a nearly 20 year old, I wouldn't trade any of those growing up moments for anything. Yeah some moments really made me wonder if it was worth it, but looking back there were waaaay more wonderful moments than not. Every part of parenting has shaped me into a better person because of it. And my daughter has forever been my best friend. We are often on the same wavelength and have a incredible 6th sense with eachother even though she's nearly 80 miles away in her 2nd year of college.
My daughter is in her third year, and I think it’s just as magical a time, right? Even better, since we get to do girlfriend-y things now! We have so much fun. Though my daughter is 620 miles away! *sobbing*
Load More Replies...So many great pictures. Once you become a parent, it is a lot of hard work and there is definitely no room left for privacy and dignity. 😁🤣 I wouldn't give up my two little monsters for anything though.
Well said. My focus in life is so different these days.
Load More Replies...You have become awesome mothers ladies! I am still seeing beauty, peace and wisdom in the second pictures.
Thank you for that, as opposed to all the "Thank God I don't have kids"
Load More Replies...The more years I am parenting the more I understand child-free-by-choice people. I was ready never to have kids (never felt the urge or want) until I married someone who really wanted to have kids. I adore my little krakens to the end of the universe and back BUT it is a ton of hard work, a LOT of compromises and an incredible amount of money...
There's light at the end of the tunnel, mums and dads! One day soon, they'll keep their food down and even sleep through the night.
Yeah, but only to drive into the next tunnel with a whole new set of trouble 😆 🎶 Just keep on driving... Keep on driving 🎶 (ala Dory with 🎶 Keep on swimming...🎶)
Load More Replies...I know it's a different level of love but it's not for me and I will never understand it.
To be fair, I look at my babies and wonder why anyone would want a child free life. I don’t mean that it a rude or judgmental manner. It’s just a curiosity.
Load More Replies...If I could go back and talk to myself before I had kids, I would say, "Don't worry so much. Sure, there are trade-offs, but they're worth it. Try to enjoy having little kids while it lasts!"
As a single mom of a nearly 20 year old, I wouldn't trade any of those growing up moments for anything. Yeah some moments really made me wonder if it was worth it, but looking back there were waaaay more wonderful moments than not. Every part of parenting has shaped me into a better person because of it. And my daughter has forever been my best friend. We are often on the same wavelength and have a incredible 6th sense with eachother even though she's nearly 80 miles away in her 2nd year of college.
My daughter is in her third year, and I think it’s just as magical a time, right? Even better, since we get to do girlfriend-y things now! We have so much fun. Though my daughter is 620 miles away! *sobbing*
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