If You Think Parenting Is Challenging, You’re Not Alone, And Here Are 30 Funny Memes From ‘Satirical Mommy’ To Prove It

What child do you have can you have him clean at my house?

your lucky it is just one child boi!

MY MOTHER COULD NEVER!!! We have found a goddess in our midst.

SO MANY TIMES...part of my daily vocabulary includes but are not limited to, "No, put that down, you are going to get hurt!", "get off that ledge you are going to break your neck", "we DO NOT RUN AROUND WITH SHARP OBJECTS!!!" ,"put your brother down!", "get off your brother" and just plainly, " No WHY would you do that!?" mostly followed by a loud bellow from outside or inside the house somewhere, followed by my utter disappointment in my faith that it would go any way other that sour.

When I was a wain I took this to the next level while on holiday. Sat on the couch screeching, "I'm not tired!" Parents shrugged and left me there. I fell asleep sitting on the couch and faceplanted into the glass coffee table. The coffee table won and I discovered what my skull looked like.

That level of rage when the child becomes a smart*ss

Yep I can hear sarcasm coming through the galaxy

Sums up 2022 so far...........

Sounds more like my 12 year old ;)

SPACEBALLS

Or the surprise on his face, that matches your child’s’, when your kid opens a present from “both of you”

Sounds creepy as hell 😱

Just remember to check the lunch. Chocolate, with bread and candy will not fill the child, even if the kid assure you that it is the best lunch.

I gave up on this, just let them do whatever to whenever and they eventually fall asleep. Then when they are cranky at 6am in the morning when I say time to get up for school, then I say, oh yeah, a certain someone didn't want to go to sleep on time last night. Only have to do that 1-2 times they get the message.

Too bad, really. Maybe Roe v Wade would never have been overturned. Have you ever heard or seen a grown man being told what his rights to his own body are?

I’ve been there so many times and always appreciated this reminder

And the audacity as well.

My mother says when I was little I didn't throw big screaming tantrums. She said I whined a lot instead and it was way more irritating. :p

True story when me and my wife had our first child we was like I can't wait tell tell he's old enough to take care of his self so we can start going out again now he 18 and we are in bed for 9pm and I'm up at 4:30am on bp the party life

I am the eldest sister. I learned early on how to ignore anyone.

And leave them on the floor to be out in the trash

That’s really sweet

This post (as well as the comments) is confusing the hell out of me. I have no idea what’s going on!

Mark Rober could fulfill your dream ;) https://youtu.be/h8g9wfI9nGI?t=302

Ughhh fineuhhh I'll do it myself. Just like everything around this house!

But thats the way to go at least the first couple of weeks. Giving birth was the most exhausting thing I have done so far.

You like "I AM A FREEMAN!!!"

"Let her throw cotton balls......" 🤣 I wanna try that. It sounds relaxing!!

No, they just curse in public, and everyone knows exactly who they heard it from.

Better yet when you find it five days later all moldy!

Expression is priceless.

The Dude abides.

I am a minor myself, I heard my parents laugh form the other room after having a tantrum where I threw bananas on the floor

In summertime though, it's all lunch time, ALL DAY!!

Yes, very sad. Anyway--

yep will be the same with every child and parent.

And.......they stay that way, off and on, for the next twenty plus years.

If we could harness the chutzpah of kids…

😥

Not to be confused with 'make sure they dress for the weather.' Sure you can wear the superhero costume, but [winter] you'll still need to wear a coat.

We gave my dad a best dad award. He was much happier with the beer 16 pack.

I'd be afraid of puncturing something with those nails!!

Next time on Snapped...

Yes. Especially if you plan something bigger (and expensive) like a trip or vacation. It's doomed to be filled with a lot of "I don't want to do this....." EVEN if you asked before you booked that heavily overpriced entree ticket. Lots of fun/s. They usually remember it as something fun later on though... but to be fair you could just as easily do something at home and they would have great memories from that too. Adults see grand gestures and "perfect planning" while for kids it's all in the small stuff (like that you, as a parent, had fun with them - they remember that the most).

And you are praying very hard...

I hear he likes tacos and beer too

Me when i'm on my period :)

game over.

yep coco melon has covered my parent's "chaos family" insurance.

I would love to sleep in til 7 am, I don't even have kids.

Beth is THE best!!

I feel like this when my coworkers used to start asking me questions before I’d even set my backpack down. Now, this is how I feel when I start getting teams messages before my official start time.

My husband had a habit of announcing when he was doing the chores. So I started doing the same thing. Waaaay more often. He's stopped announcing stuff now, and helps a lot more.

Why not?

Audiobooks have changed my life lol

Flip them upside down!

It's a choice but it's not your choice

My 3 yo: holds all her fingers up, puts one down, counts the remaining 9 and then cries because she has only 9 fingers up...

yay! only one!

- - -WOW- - -

Why only 15?

Correlation is not causation.

Ha, I vaguely remember this episode of Eastenders. Heather & Minty here, she had a asthma attack after a bust up with Phil Mitchell, taken to hospital and discovered she was pregnant, cue titles and drums

Why only 14 points? It totally describes mom life.