“Is She Wearing A Curtain?”: Worst Celeb Outfits At Jeff Bezos And Lauren Sánchez’s Wedding Bash

Kim Kardashian slithered into a skin-tight snakeskin dress with bedazzled straps and a lace-up bust.

“Lemme borrow that dress!” squealed Katy Perry in the comments section of her Instagram post.

But fans questioned whether this was a déjà vu fashion choice.

“Kim wore this dress before in some event or am I’m tripping??” one asked.

“Why you are dressed like is the wedding is in the jungle,” read another comment.

Screaming “rich and radiant,” the bride Lauren Sánchez greeted guests in an off-shoulder Schiaparelli gown, featuring floral designs and a waist-snatching textured corset.

But netizens were not impressed, calling it “Gross and pathetic” and “so tacky.”

“She looks ridiculous. With all that money at her disposal, she dresses so unflattering,” one commented.

“She looks like a floor lamp,” one said, while another quipped, “Is she wearing a curtain?”

“Lauren Sanchez looking like she can’t even move!” said another.

“Why do rich people choose to wear ugly things? They ruin their faces, they fall for idiocy ... and they wear really expensive, ugly clothes,” said another.

Vittoria Ceretti's outfit “looks like a thrift store dress,” the internet remarked as she was captured beside her boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio en route to the bride and groom's glam welcome party.

The 27-year-old Italian model wore a long dress featuring textured fabric and stitch-like detailing on the sides.

“That dress is a mess,” one commenter groaned, while another said it was “designed for an ironing board.”

“Is there an ugly dress contest at the event?” one humorously asked.

Another called it a “cheap looking, no class, patch-work, rag dress.”

“Hope he gets her a juice box during the dinner,” one said.

Bill Gates wore exactly what we imagine him wearing to a meeting about software development.

He perfectly matched his girlfriend Paula Hurd in a black suit and a crisp white shirt, but he was perfectly forgettable amid all the other stars.

Kylie Jenner showed up in a sheer marigold lace number and black sunglasses for one event. And the internet showed no mercy when pictures of her and her sister Kendall Jenner were shared online.

“Look at all that plastic,” one commented on the Jenner sisters’ photo.

Another critic said, “Both are talentless.”

“The Jenner sisters always show up like they got the wedding invite in a group chat. #PublicAI,” one said.

“What was Oprah thinking with that dress?????” the internet exclaimed.

The media mogul, who spoke about taking weight-loss medication earlier this year, offered a queen-like wave while stepping onto a water taxi in Venice.

Fans just weren’t impressed with her floor-length burgundy and light purple gown.

“She's a billionaire ffs. I shop better than this on a pauper's online budget,” one said, while a second wrote, “Oprah's dress is what we call in Yiddish a ‘shmata’--an ugly, low-rent rag of a dress. 

“Oprah, you just lost me!” one said.

Another wrote, “Please Oprah, ozempex didn’t give you a body for that.”

“Not a good look for Oprah. Can only hold your stomach in so long,” one critic said.

Khloé Kardashian’s dark sunglasses and loud print certainly couldn’t be missed in the sea of celebrity chaos.

She joined other members of the Kardashian-Jenner clan, including Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, and Kendall Jenner, in the billionaire wedding. 

“These people need a stylist,” one commented on pictures of the sisters.

Leonardo DiCaprio looked a bit like he had wandered in from a different event and was trying his best not to be seen.

Wearing a navy suit and a beige polo shirt, his cap was pulled so low that one said, “Leo is really trying to hide.”

“Leonardo always looking like a beggar,” read one comment, while a second said, “Leo looks like someone's lost grandpa.”

“Leo, in his trademark black cap, thinking we can't see him,” another said.

“Yay! The Kartrashians are here!” snarked a social media user on a picture of the Kardashians frolicking in Venice.

Mother of the clan Kris Jenner wore a black dress with a V-neckline, puffed sleeves, and 3D rose accents, for one of the wedding events.

Some speculated whether she wore her “new face” to the celebrations.

“You know the Bezos Sanchez wedding is REALLY big when Kris Jenner wears her new face,” one said.

Another wrote, “All the best plastic surgeons, but they still can’t get her nose right.”

“Ready to celebrate the love story of our friends, @laurenwsanchez and @jeffbezos,” Ivanka Trump wrote on Instagram as the wedding shenanigans began.

She was captured alongside her husband, Jared Kushner, in a white tank top and skirt set with a red floral pattern.

Some netizens thought it was “a very tatty looking” outfit.

“Not a fan. I adore her, but meh,” one said, while another quipped, “One size too small. But great outfit.” 

“Not a huge fan of this one. Maybe if the two pieces were looser,” another said.

One commented, “Not a good look for the Trump clan.”