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How many times have you found yourself needing to do something important but scrolling mindlessly through memes instead? Be honest now. We aren’t judging.

Many of us love a good, relatable meme. Whether it makes us laugh, makes our friends and family laugh, or just makes us feel better about our own lives, there’s no shortage of memes to help us pass the time.

This online community has been sharing some of the funniest memes about work and life in general. Bored Panda has compiled a list of the best, which is guaranteed to give you a good chuckle. And another great excuse to put off that thing you’ve been meaning to do for ages.

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Funny Memes - Work and Life Report

Ba-Na-Na
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the cat. That is my kind of glare!

Milady Blue
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That look says to me, "SERIOUSLY, Hoomins?!?"

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DragonofMordor
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat doesn't bother sitting. She climbs right up on top of me and gets right in front of the camera. Everyone must be paying attention to her at all times.

Solidhog
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To me that face is "she could be stroking me instead of zoom calling you."

Shy Dragon (they/he/she)
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“does your cat scratch/bite?” “it’s worse, she judges”

BarfyCat
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat likes to moon my coworkers, lol

anne Nattermann
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love that cats face... like I'm watching you!!!! 😂

Auntie Panda
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell Karen from Accounting if she causes me to miss Tom and Jerry, Ima gonna go pea in her car.

D Gibson
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish I had this kitty to go out and "do life' with me. Having trouble getting a righteous refund ? Just hold the kitty and don't say a word. The refund would appear A.S.A.P. Like magic.

Doofnuts
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cat is obviously highly judgemental.

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    #2

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wondered why everyone was sitting in the back.

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    TheForrestGreene (he/they/it)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love the dog in the middle just peeking over the seats. looks like it's saying hello. hello lil guy

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what the dogs make of it?? 😮 🤣🤣

    Rebekah Fuentes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When and where can I join these good doggos for a movie?

    D Gibson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they need "treaters" ? I would love to dispense the treats to the very good puppers.

    Dechenne Cecil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will the graduation showing be "Cats?"

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    Many of us have been there. A pile of work to do, deadlines looming. And all we can do is procrastinate. I sometimes do things I’d never normally do. Just so I don’t have to do the very thing I am supposed to do. 

    One time, when faced with a particularly boring but important task, I took out my phone and started scrolling through Pinterest instead. You might think that’s quite normal. But my procrastination didn’t end there. I happened upon some clever cleaning hacks and the next thing I knew, I was on my knees with an old toothbrush, cleaning grout between the kitchen tiles. At least I was productive. But at some point I still had to tackle the task I’d been avoiding all along.


    #3

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a cat's sacred duty to protect the soft can-opener from bed-mice. If they eat you, who will open our cans?

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is Kohl doing her sacred duty just last night! Protectively draped over my right leg XD kohly_roll...00-png.jpg kohly_roller-66a6fed332200-png.jpg

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    Lilybdcsa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I move my feet under the blankets at night, my dog feels he must attack the demon invader. Painful and startling to wake up to. And then he feels like I will share my chicken salad with him.

    InoueAmani
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Point out the area of which they are hiding

    Plantluvafify
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no like button, so I'm liking the first comment I see

    D Gibson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very funny (with Christof's accent , of course.)

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    #4

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    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do hardcore daily sit-ups. It’s called Getting Out of Bed.

    DandyDani123
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a very ableist response, but good for you!

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    Carole G.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Doc, I run! I run from my problems, I run from my insecurities, I run from exercise...Yeah, I'm a runner!

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doc: How much do you drink? Me: Depends on what level of consumption you have to report met to the state.

    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctor: »How often do you exercise?« • Patient: »Does sex count as an exercise?« • Doctor: »Of course it does.« • Patient: »Well, then...never.«

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    Glenn Cuneo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I last ran on October 16th, 2008... in Baghdad....

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anti-vaxxers love their ozempic. Heaven forbid they have to walk anywhere or pick up a weight.

    LeftEyedAsmodeus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ozempic shouldnt be used for weight loss until we have enough for every diabetic that needs it.

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    When the hilarious author and blogger, Mark Manson wrote a column about how to avoid procrastination, he was honest enough to include this gem:

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    “It’s ironic, but for two days now, I’ve been procrastinating writing a post on procrastination. I’ve done it all. I’ve distracted myself with other, less important work. I’ve taken ‘breaks’ that extended about three hours longer than they should have. I’ve done that thing where I sit on Facebook and then I close the window, open a new one, and instinctively type in Facebook again.”



    #5

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    Debbie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, 44 yo to son: We're going on a walk but we're not collecting rocks this time! Me, a while later to son: "Look at this pretty rock!" (And hoping he'll carry it home)

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *66 year old who came back from the beach with 3 pebbles last month*

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sniffs the pebbles to make sure they are no longer contaminated by WET, then bats them under the sofa*

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    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geologist 42 year old me *Cool calcite rock I found in this sediment "

    OneHappyPuppy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    33yo me *cool rock that I found, I give to my kid and pretend he found it and is collecting them*

    Traveling Lady Railfan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never lose the joy that you get in discovering the world around you.

    Barry Fruitman
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    55 Year Old Me: Cool Rock I found on the ground

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    #6

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    Nota Robot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to help make some of my coworkers soar. #catapult

    Wisteria Bookworm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why there are people who like shooting down those birds 😀 (I mean in the way the post above was written)

    Rose Doyle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about anyone else, I have never helped a bird fly. Maybe it's just me though.

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to a point I thought that was normal...

    Evelyn Wrightsman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who understands the definition of Parasite and has parakeets, Parakeets are parasites

    Rosi Burbridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many times....since I started to care. I want the old me...

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    You can probably bet the last memory space on your phone he’s not the only one turning to Facebook instead of facing his work book. Over a million people have joined the Facebook group "Funny Memes: Work and Life" since it started.

    Their sole purpose is to share, or look at, funny memes about work and life in general. It seems like the perfect way to pass time and procrastinate while still appearing to be productive.

    #7

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    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... but you need energy to make more energy. And probably that energy is in my lazy a*s. En mi culo! Suck it BP censorship!

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    CK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exercise doesn't give you energy. It gives you strength and stamina. You get energy from food.

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    #8

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    Arkham Wohlfert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They hold for a car. In my experience as a long time activist, I've seen how police use bikes as a secret weapon. 1 way is as a sort of human battering ram. They sometimes have bars on the front for this purpose. Even when they don't they are trained to use them in ways to knock people down, HARD. I've seen them come from several blocks away (no way to see anything illegal) and crash full speed into a crowd of (non violent) Protesters. Some get out of the way, and the unsuspecting person(s) flies a few feet and hits the ground. They broke my hand in 2 places this way and crushing it w a knee after google Miami FTAA protests "broken hand". A 2nd is to create temporary barricades. They line up and stop people from, walking through, usually without communicating what is happening. They use this to separate demonstrators so they can grab a smaller group. The "snatch and grab" is a tactic cops have always used- run into a crowd, grab one person and take off. This is easiest w bikes blocking

    Marilyn Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon, seriously, don't they have one of those little pull wagons?

    Jasmijn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you get arrested by police on horseback, I’m guessing you get to ride behind them on the horse?

    Deep One
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It gets in the basket or it gets the taser again!

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    #9

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    Leslie Donsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else see the 'frog' in his stomach wrinkles? I haven't smoked THAT MUCH !

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just give me a moment. I'm getting up. Really.

    Miki
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you get that picture of me??

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And fall off while putting on your socks. Been there, done that. It HURTS!

    LovesBerk
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can absolutely relate. No question.

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    The Oxford Dictionary defines procrastination as “the act of delaying something that you should do, usually because you do not want to do it”. Research shows up to a quarter of people are chronic procrastinators. And that the average adult spends three and a half hours a day procrastinating. Hey, at least my kitchen tile grout is clean…

    #10

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    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We Catholics ordered a German Shepherd and got Pope Benedict XVI

    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Adopting a German Shepherd and calling him Gunther

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents last dog was name Gunther and he was a German Shepherd. Went over the rainbow bridge a few years ago.

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    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't order a Ragdoll (cat) 🙃

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be very careful about ordering a very large cat from Maine

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    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But rather a shepherd from Germany than a painter from Austria...🤷🏽 🇩🇪 🇦🇹 🧑🏽‍🎨

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was lucky. I ordered one and got Cybill Shepard!

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to read this twice to get it. Hahahaha.

    Oni
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he have a f*****g tie on?

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    devotedtodreams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only got drunk once in my whole 36-year-life so far - all the way back when I was 18 or so, at a classmate's party. Had zero prior experience with alcohol, tried a bit of this, a bit of that, didn't eat much beforehand... and then I participated in a game where, if you were caught lying (or something, I never got the rules straight), you had to drink a shot of tequila. My crush was playing too, which didn't help, and somehow, no matter what I did, I always ended up having to drink a shot. In the end, my Mom came to pick me up. To my credit, I never puked - but to this day, I have never touched tequila again (it almost triggers me when I even see a bottle) and actively avoid ever getting sh*t-faced again.

    Karen Bryan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a similar experience many years ago. All it took was heavily spiked red punch. Passed out and ended up in the ER.

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    Angela B
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Shudders and dry retches*

    Jenny Mason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cider and blackcurrant is the drink that makes me do this!

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    #12

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    Amber White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t read this without hearing his voice.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you take the wrong gummy for vitamins.

    Plantluvafify
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like button cuz it doesn't exist hehe

    Evelyn Wrightsman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was the boss, I'd go "Checks out, have the day off"

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    Dr Richard Ferrari has done extensive studies on procrastination. Here’s what he told the American Psychological Association: “One of my favorite sayings is, ‘Everyone procrastinates, but not everyone is a procrastinator.’ We all put tasks off, but my research has found that 20 percent of U.S. men and women are chronic procrastinators. They delay at home, work, school and in relationships. These 20 percent make procrastination their way of life, so of course they procrastinate when filing their income taxes. We are a nation of 'doers' but we are also, like people from other industrialized nations, a people of ‘waiters’.”

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is England's roads now. After the Tories paid billions to their mates in contracts.

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he announced infrastructure week he spelled weak wrong.

    Tanya Venter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some roads in South-Africa due to no maintenance and corruption of tax money

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sincerely had the impression that most roads in South Africa are like that. Am I wrong?

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    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spray a bunch of d*cks around the holes. you will see how fast the officials act then.

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. They'll just put up surveillance cameras, waste hundreds of police hours looking through footage, and charge you with criminal damage or vandalism.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Detroit side of a border road. Seen it many times.

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a politicians way of preventing people from fleeing the police but it doesn't matter because the police won't pursue them.

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    LovesBerk
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have so many pot holes in our street, it's like driving through an obstacle course.

    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like some of our roads in Pennsylvania.

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    #14

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    Joshua Moore
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And amazingly enough, I’m not allergic to anything because I drank hose water and played in the dirt lol

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    InoueAmani
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The official flavour of an 80s kid. Especially when kids told to go out a play and were prohibited from re-entering the house unless bleeding to death cuz mom needs a break.

    ArtificiallyIntelligent
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!! When the sun rose on Saturday, our moms gave us a choice. Either in or out. We always chose out, which meant on our own until dark. Many a random neighbor's rubber garden hose hydrated all the neighbors children 🫡

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    Connor N
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do the same when I was a kid, until I saw a bunch of worms shoot out so never again after that

    Andrea Careless
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aha! My mother told me there were worm’s eggs in there. Later I thought she meant bacteria, but she was speaking “little kid language.” But… do worms lay eggs?

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    Anthorn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Delicious. I can taste the metal

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nasty when the water was from a well that had a high sulfur content. When my friend was dying of thirst and he swallowed several mouthfuls of water before he tasted and smelled it was the funny thing to watch! LOL

    DandyDani123
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t forget about the “hose is broken” dad special 🙃

    Misty D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually miss that taste sometimes.

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    Bonesko
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because I know you're going to ask for another lemonade and a side of ranch and my feet hurt!

    MP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you walked over there on the hurt feet. If you already knew they wanted lemonade, you could have just brought it in the one trip you already took to ask.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used to have another grudge move. Waiting until you light a cigarette before immediately bringing the food. A lost tradition.

    Foxxy says Hello
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just curious, but how common is it for a waiter/waitress to come to your table? Besides fancy restaurants it's very rare for a server to come to your table except to deliver the food/drinks and to take the empty dishes away. If we want a drink, we have to go to the bar and order one. Some places will deliver it to your table, other places just hand it to you there and then.

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in Canada and it's common here. Sometimes, they will come twice. They also come to fill up the water glasses.

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    h m goodman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they wait because they don't gaf what you think...

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife used to be a waitress. Fifty years later and she still does that to me.

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This situation was described in an old HBO TV show called "Not necessarily the news" by Rich Hall and there was a Sniglet for it. This is called "snorfing". https://sniglets.livejournal.com/1004.html

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, they wait in a dark spot and wait for you to shove food in your face, I know this.

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold up one finger in the 'just a moment' way and continue to chew at your leisure.

    Pirate Luxe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is called Snarfing.... Look it up.

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    If you devour memes to distract yourself from your daily to do list, don’t beat yourself up. You might actually be doing your company a favor… If you share the fun with your co-workers. A study conducted in 2014 found that humor can actually boost persistence. And what company doesn’t want employees who weather the storm?

    Researchers got 124 students at an Australian university to complete tasks before and after they'd been exposed to something funny. They found that humor is not only entertaining but also replenishing. The researchers noted that "organizations that require their employees to persist may consider creating a playful culture that encourages the use of humor to increase employees’ persistence."

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    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you just didn't notice them because they were being so quiet.

    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No roses in the Name of the Rose either!

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should also have gotten star billing. Even though he was lesser known, he was a rock star in that movie.

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    Abel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is actually explained in the movie the meaning of the title, but briefly. It is a must watch!

    Richard Low
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all fairness though, they do talk about the lambs. PS, there's only one train in trainspotting.

    Sarah Suelzle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's one in the drawing that Lecter does of Clarice.

    Kylie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They meant to watch Black Sheep (a NZ film)

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there were some pretty silent lamb chops ...

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why they’re silent. Duh!

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is certainly some invisible tape

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's invisible then how do they know how many I'm buying.

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    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easiest product to shoplift from the store.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The good news is that you can pay with invisible money. Covering a blanket with it gives you the equivalent of Harry Potter's cloak of invisibility.

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know someone has nicked it all... Can't see the cardboard tube!

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    Ethan Ricks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do it because I don't want people to know I'm a ghost.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes we know, and you're not fooling any of us, Fiona.

    Owen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am totally stealing this.

    MP Deco
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whatever...but...gorgeous painting😀!!!!!

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not ADHD, I'm just being FREE!

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    Since you came here to beat boredom, let me share this fun fact with you... The word meme has been around long before the world wide web and social media even existed. It was first used in 1976 by evolutionary biologist, Richard Dawkins. He described memes as "units of culture". Think tunes, ideas, catch‐phrases, fast fashion.

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    La Lucy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know them. I don't like them. Stop showing them to me!

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tap the button to make ‘em stop showing up; it’s right there in your face. You’ll never get the recommendation again. (I’d tell you what the button says, but I haven’t been on FB in years. The way I remember it, there is only one button, so clic that one.)

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    Glenn Cuneo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im just here looking for the receipe for kaserdillers.....

    devotedtodreams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Admittedly, I am sometimes tempted to friend my crush from junior high, but I think it's way too late at this point. Still dream of him occasionally to this day, though.... *sigh*

    RiceRiceBaby 929
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good reason to continue not having FB

    Tiffany Wilson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck is grandma doing here?! She's supposed to be at the dunes!

    Carla Phillips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, on the other hand, Facebook suggests a person, I'm like, will yes, I DO know them, *hits add friend* Facebook: it appears you don't know this person. I'm like dude, you suggested it!!!!!

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To my dying day, I’ll never forget when FB suggested a pretty girl to me, and until that moment, I always knew zactly why they were recommended. I had NO clue why she was suggested, so I looked at her profile. While reading it, I saw she said she was the developer who wrote [a very popular-at-the-time] app. I thought, “She did NOT! Guy I went on a couple dates with did!” Kept reading; her employment record was the same as his, too. Grrr! Who is this faker?! It was later that evening when the penny dropped: The guy I’d gone on a couple dates with was now a (beautiful) lady. Thinking on it, I’ll bet that happens to more and more people. STILL curious, though, how FB had made the connection. We hadn’t been connected prior to her reassignment, so how did FB figure it out? 🤔 Tech can still surprise me, someone who’s worked in tech for nearly 40 years; it seems like magic sometimes.

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    Foxxy says Hello
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would be disgusted to know how many 13 year old girls have be SA'ed sometime in their short life.

    CanadianDimes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for saying this. Even if they haven't, I feel like this is really shîtting on teenage girls, who are people and who have feelings about things. Not to mention the teenage hormones thrown into the mix - it doesn't make for the most emotionally stable of periods in someone's life. They may have been upset for any number of reasons, whether large or small. This just feels like mocking them for having an emotional response to something that upset them.

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    XenoMurph
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't believe that some people have trauma at 13, then I'm glad you had such a lovely childhood.

    woodswhispers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm glad op (seemingly) had a good time when they were 13, but i don't see how it's unreasonable for 13 year olds to say that. that's around the same time (though a little later) my self harm addiction got worse, i hated my body, unwanted comments grew worse and more.. the fact they have so much internet access now is honestly sad, sure it can help, but it hurts more a lot of the time.

    Nils Skirnir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone making OP’s comments is suspicious as heck

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    Abel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I learned multiplication tables with singing, and it worked.

    Yelenda Lawrence-Tahir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can be young and have gone through a lot. You don’t know their family situation, you don’t know how boys or men start to look at girls this age. Also consider than teenage years can also be the time you develop mental illnesses. Yeah I know it’s a meme but it’s still touchy

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last year a 4 and a 5 year old boy sexually assaulted a 4 year old girl badly enough that she had to be taken to a hospital. Just now I heard on the news about four 5 year olds being expelled from a kindergarten for sexually assaulting, threatening and beating several 5 to 7 year old girls. So, yeah, not that surprising a lot of young teens (of all genders) have more to forget about than the multiplication tables really, sadly.

    Ur_Fave_Midget
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this isn’t funny do you know how many girls have been traumatised by SA and other s**t?

    ThatOneFish She/Her
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does OP think people live under a rock until 18? They know what's happening in the world. They know they're gonna have to grow up in this crappy place.

    DandyDani123
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good lord, the amount of $hit I had been through by that age is insane plus I had been unknowingly (and still am) suffering from severe depression

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never in my adult life experienced the level of drama I did between the ages of 11 and 16. Okay, my last job did come close. But being a teenager was still worse

    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get the downvote. Have an upvote.

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    JK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably cheaper to buy a new tire than pay the fines.

    S P1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a whole wheel, not just a tyre

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    Ghostshaper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've taken the tire and boot, too

    Bruce Davis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the wheel with you and find an angle grinder

    wuchi51
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A true imp would have taken them with

    JK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably took it off via lug nuts and used the spare. But looking at how bald that tire is, they likely didn't have a spare.

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    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cut your loses... but take your lug nuts

    Richard Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually a Milwaukee M18 hand bandsaw will cut those right off...uh...I'm told.

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no theft involved, 'cause there's the boot.

    jerecho baza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, technically you left your problems and solution behind...

    h m goodman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this like gnawing off your paw?

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    Dawkins wrote the following: “When you plant a fertile meme in my mind you literally parasitize my brain, turning it into a vehicle for the meme's propagation in just the way that a virus may parasitize the genetic mechanism of a host cell.” 

    While he wasn’t talking about memes as we know them today, we think he was pretty spot on. How about you?

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    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ever ate rice cakes, you know what walls taste like.

    DippityDooDerp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love rice cakes 😅 especially the chocolate ones.

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's about all that's left at that point.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else see the damage as a profile of a bird on a branch? If so, what's our diagnosis, Dr. Rohrschach?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on whether you identified the bird as a tit I'd say

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    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might of needed a colon cleanse.

    Lewis KR
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought seeing this photo was that his poop came out so fast it blasted through the wall

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet there are carbs in the wall.

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face! It's almost cat-like in its lack of remorse.

    Phaiax
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wall" 😊 Rather looks like an arts and craft project made by my three year old daughter from paper mache. Maybe would be more sturdy.

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    wuchi51
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some have B cup breasts, she has T cup ones

    leendadll
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A wench used to do that at the Renaissance Fair in Socal, back in the 80s/90s. But spectators had to fill the steins with beer before she'd balance them.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My back starts to hurt looking at that. Imagine through the ages when breast reduction wasn't possible, and you still had to go around. I hope those corsets helped.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh they did help. Some people wear them now because, properly sized, they are more comfortable than bras

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    JK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original Shelf Boobs!

    nonesuch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard of these, but have heard of a coffee table butt

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorta wondering what kind of hardware is under the dress to enable this display!?!

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could put my daughter over my belly, not holding her, and walk around. My youngest son and she are very close. LOL.

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    Foxxy says Hello
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was being trained for my job and the Arthro Anum was teaching me about the different medical equipment used for hip replacements, also how they use them. It was insane to learn how brutal the surgical process was but also impressive with learning how strong the human body is.

    Liliauna Whitlock [STUDENT]
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but I need to say I respect you for commenting twice. My mind literally went, "THE UNHEARD OF SECOND COMMENT" (I mean other stuff might have that but it's the first time i've seen it

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feel bad for my Son In Law, hip is jacked up at 35, too young for replacement.

    Some of the greatest memes populate, like viruses, and have been living in our minds and phone galleries for years. Check out this list of the best memes of all time, and prepare to laugh again.

    What’s the most creative concept you've devised to avoid your work or life commitments? Let us know in the comments.


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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in a restaurant. I pretend I haven't taken a gummie on my 4th double in a row.

    Carla Phillips
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't be able to pull that off. The first time I ate a gummy, I stood in my kitchen for an hour. When my husband came to ask what I was doing, I told him making something to eat. Narrator voice: but she was not making something to eat.

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    3 Possums in a trench coat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my friends ask me if im high i have never been high I am just this nuts all the time

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah you can start down voting me now. I have a legit question here: would you put up with your wait or service person being drunk? So why is stoned OK?

    Beth H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can absolutely guarantee if you've eaten in more than one restaurant in your life you've been waited on by someone half drunk, stoned, or both. And they did a great job.

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    Catnip Stargazer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this waaaaaaaayyy too many times

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    PrettyJoyBird
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIP. He was so funny and sweet.

    Roni Stone
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything about him was joy.

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    Biytemii
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    R.I.P. loved him so much ❤️ I can hear his voice when I see pics of him

    Nannychachi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Leslie Jordan. What a funny, funny man.

    Jane Hower
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is sooooo missed. What a funny sweet guy

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    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Runners would never win a fight but they don't need to.

    Sven Horlemann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing competes with my lunch time run. Home Office rocks.

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skeletor! What a loser!

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i always heard if you lick a frog 1st thing in the morning, that's the worst that will happen all day. then i heard about frogs with halucinogenic effects, so i guess they were right?

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    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. My abusive af ex was a vet and worked at a hospital (prob still does) He was written up three times for using "excessive force" with patients... so essentially beating patients up. He didn't get fired. I'm so glad I got away from him alive and I really hope he eventually got fired and lost his license.

    Pirate Luxe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't mean Army veterans, silly... Just means people who've been there a while.

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    xolitaire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the comment section here is having two completely different conversations depending on the definition of the term "vet". For the americans it means army vets, for everyone else it's just the term "veteran", which means "older, more experienced".

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't threaten me with a good time (but you can threaten me with Negan anytime!)

    Kylie
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooooooooo many people spoiled the meme by totally missing the point of the joke.

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the animals didn't suffer too much.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy smokies, that is a good photo! I suspect JDM looks good in most photos, but this one captures (what I suspect is) his friendly, open, and honest character. Wowie! He looks good enough to eat or, failing that, to put on a pedestal and worship. 😍

    Emma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture is from The Walking Dead and his character is a sadistic mf who bludgeons people to death

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    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being included is overrated. Being forgotten is where it's at

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be included in the group of people that get left alone.

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And trying to keep said leg/body straight cause bending will only make it worse

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's ever had that pulled muscle around their rib, then they've had to contort and fight their own body so it doesn't stay that way 😭

    Saphyre Fyre
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have learned of a very simple solution for those cramps that hasn't failed me yet. Get your foot flat on the floor asap and say goodbye to the cramp. No lingering pain either.

    Kylie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But sometimes your leg doesn't want your foot flat.

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    Annabelle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last week my boyfriend after such a ninja move thought my delivery started. “No love my leg is cramping”

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    Pan Narrans
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you hear your name with a question mark before you reached the coffee machine...

    Jen Hart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First, I have the coffee, THEN I do the things

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    xolitaire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they are just muttering your name in a conversation and you just KNOW someone is going to drop more work on your desk

    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy on graveyard at my work (a gift shop in a casino) got fired cuz he was in the kitchen cleaning the ovens, and someone yelled "anyone here?" out by the registers, he comes out yelling "what do you want?! I'm busy!" That person just happened to be another employee from another dept, complained to mgmt, he got fired.

    XenoMurph
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my employee talked to my client like that, no matter how busy, he'd be fired too.

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    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work with children, this is every second of the day!

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    TheReader19
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a reasonable explanation to me 🤔

    Arkham Wohlfert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is actually relatable & I work 2nd shift. I come in when the boss leaves, the hot part of the day is waning, it's getting dark & I get to work alone. I have the most customers but *I* get to design and implement my own customer service style. I've found that I'm far better at my job than when managers, aka: "policy police" are hovering. I'm more relaxed, happier & much more effective. Some thrive better on our own. At a hotel it's a huge benefit because guests want genuine hospitality along side knowing what in general to expect. I get the best online reviews of any staff & have gotten the most raises. Yet with every other job I have had, I was constantly in trouble because I can't help but be out of my seat a lot, engage in authentic conversation, & do some things my own way. Since childhood I have been punished by people feeling powerful- cuz I could hardly follow (unnecessary) & narrow directions for every little thing. Now I'm valued for results & get to enjoy my work!

    Kylie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, there's a lot to be said for the graveyard shift.

    brett curtis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relatable. As I sit here on my first breakb 4pm, everybody's gone and when I leave at 10pm it'll take me 20 mins to complete my 45 min. drive home stay up till midnight and tomorrow go grocery shopping, doctor or whatever I want with out crowds, lines, or wasting my vacation time

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly why i preferred overnights!

    DogMomInVT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please become a dispatcher! We need people like you!

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah, what about getting stuck in your throat

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take a pill that isn't coated. I have to make sure I get it down the first time otherwise the bitterness stays with me for hours.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why, unless it specifically says to take it on an empty stomach, I always follow pills with a bite or two of food, so there's something solid to push it down my throat.

    Misty D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After having my wisdom teeth taken out, went to the pharmacy, got my pain meds, took one, and went home. When the feeling came back to my face, the pill was still on my tongue. That taste lasted forever!

    Liliauna Whitlock [STUDENT]
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ughhh I hate it when this happens! also when it goes down but gets stuck in your throat...

    August
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I noticed an ad here for the "perfect hearing aids." But I read it as, "The perfect aids! Buy some today!"

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a small child I was given a tiny penicillin pill. It stuck to the roof of my mouth and started to dissolve. What a nasty bitter taste that was.

    Nicole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a recovering addict, I lived this life for 3 decades.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. It never stopped me during my active substance abuse, of course, but it was still an awful feeling. (I'm 3 years clean; forever in recovery!)

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    panther
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure there is happiness in my cart.

    cogadh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've said it before, I'll say it again: it might not buy happiness, but it sure can eliminate a lot of the causes of my misery.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Money does buy: food, clothing, shelter, healthcare, insurance, kitty cat towers...etc.

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    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard a psychologist saying that 80% of her patients had issues related to financial strains, so yes. It DOES buy happiness

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money may not buy happiness, but you can sure rent it!

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poverty buys unhappiness.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If your money isn't buying you happiness, I'll gladly take it off your hands for you. Just to be helpful, you know."

    Vinny DaPooh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The truth to this statement is that if you're unhappy about life itself, money will not cure that. It will make you very comfortably unhappy but you can still be sad. Having said that most people's life issues are related to a lack of money and can be instantly fixed with a duffel bag of 100s

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶But it'll buy me a boat, it'll buy me a truck to pull it...🎶

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't buy happiness with money, but it's one of the better subscription plans.

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to disagree, but money does buy happiness. Everybody I know including myself would be happy if we had lots more money

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    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have bills and i have dollars bills. So confused.

    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you own no ducks, that'd make it even worse

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    panther
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just seeing this pic and I started coughing.

    cogadh
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want a cigarette. And I quit years ago. That's the power of addiction, folks. I'll be here for the rest of your life. Don't smoke, kids.

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1970's LA was the same way. Thank goodness for the EPA.

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Memories of the good times.

    RiceRiceBaby 929
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad it's not like that anymore 🙂

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even my memories of this are in pixels

    NoName
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a picture of me eating a piece of birthday cake as a kid. Like 1987. There are like 5 full ashtrays and at least three lit cigarettes lit around me. Just yikes lol

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    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes. I once watched my married boss leave with one of the new hires. She didn't even tried to pretend it wasn't happening. She didn't last long afterwards, colour me shocked

    cadena kuhn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once yelled at a coworker for getting a customers number as I knew his wife. ..turns out he was planning on her joining in

    K K
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what tv show or movie that screenshot is from?

    Kalikima
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    1 year ago

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    Nothing wrong with a little innocent flirting..

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    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To respond to the text “I’m by your house” one simply must say, “ Cool, but I’m not home”

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Automatic machine gun system cannot tell friend from foe.

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    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naps and someone to prepare your food for you. That's the life.

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    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The night shift isn't the problem. Sleeping during the day while dogs and cars and lawnmowers are awake is the problem.

    Epona
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! Why don't those lawnmowers sleep in like me!

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    Owen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked night shift for years, and can confirm this.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They left out "remorse".

    Catnip Stargazer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try being on call 24/7 and your phone rings juuuuust as you're about to fall asleep at 3am, and you answer it only to hear the numbskull that works in the server room asking where the power button is because he's just taken out the entire company's computer system..........wait for it.........................................by bumping into the power switch.

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe where you are. Im day shift with all the nightshift characteristics.

    olaff 422
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Both are the same. I work day shift, and I a. The one on the right.

    Connor N
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also cannabis so I can sleep when the sun is up

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and on a bad migraine night, 3 mt dews for the win

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    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't answer the door. Yes they can see you through the window just DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR.

    Connor N
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until they called my mom and then she'd call me

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    a person who likes books
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dad's brother just randomly pops up with his family no warning

    Evelyn Wrightsman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they relatives are like "I used to clean your @$$ When you were a baby"

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    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 80's parents didn't have to allow it because i left home at 8 in the morning and didn't see them until dinner time.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On saturdays us kids played outside after lunch and only came back home when my father shouted our names through the neighborhood because it was dinner time

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    John Nelson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got up, got chores done, ate my horribly unhealthy cereal, and if it wasn't Saturday for cartoons, went off into the woods. Only rules were be home before dark, and don't bring any bears back with me. Good times!

    Fancy Nancy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were free in the 60's also. We were given a peanut butter sandwich and we knew we could drink hose water. We were expected to stay gone until supper.

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    ArtificiallyIntelligent
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sooo...If anyone asks, we're SUPPOSED to do it this way... But, since it's your first day and I like you, I'll show ya all the corners you can cut and not get fired..."

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you get the same results with far less work ...🤷🏿

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    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is how we're supposed to do it. Here is what actually works."

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    RedRose
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF is wrong with whoever took this picture rather than take the light string out of the kitten’s mouth????

    BringMeMyDragons
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened in an instant. My guess is they were taking pictures of the cat being cute and it bit a bulb, and they got a lucky shot. Do you think they told the cat to hold on for a second while they got their phone out and camera open? Not everything is malicious, just enjoy the photo for what it is

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    Emma
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Till Lindeman is a lot cuter than I thought

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    Shy Dragon (they/he/she)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i actually sleep better if i use my phone because it’s a distraction from whatever tf my brain does when i’m trying to sleep

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Photoediting made the hands look weird.

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    panther
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing I can think of is a regular paycheck, it's not big enough, it's a regular size paycheck, not an XX-Large paycheck. It's like it shrunk in the wash.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They let you go home eventually.

    Marilyn Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really?? Would any (sane) boss ever ask that?

    Evelyn Wrightsman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Moolah. Boss: Anything else? Me: Sure, anything else

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hide! You always keep hiding.

    BROmanicus85
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I can't even do that! My back would hurt after hiding for half an hour and my feet would fall asleep....

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    ArtificiallyIntelligent
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harkens to an old addage... "Boss gets a dollar while we split a dime... Let's always poop on company time "

    RedBadgerCan'tSwim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last place I worked, staff bathrooms and customer bathrooms were the same bathrooms, so this wouldn't have worked.

    OutsiderDogMom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this sooo many times this week. Work mates got worried that I was sick so I told them I've got IBS (which is true) and now I will sit in the toilet even more.

    Anya Beboop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You get to use the bathroom at work? Lucky duck.

    3 Possums in a trench coat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me at school having a mental break down cos the teacher yelled at the class for talking

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wouldn't stay long if you had a boss like we did. She came in to check who was in the washrooms. FFS, can't you leave us alone?!

    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't hide in the disabled toilet. or take your morning dump in there, unless you are disabled. Tired of your abalist s**t.

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    ArtificiallyIntelligent
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Puts car in park (while maintaining eye contact in the rear view mirror)

    Alex Ruddies
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always give a three count and then beep. Gotta give em a chance to collect themselves.

    ArtificiallyIntelligent
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slowly rolling forward behind them usually works for me to catch their eye in the rear view when looking at their phone

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    Space Invader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking." Terry Pratchett

    Pumpkinpi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when you are at a red light and the motorcycle starts revving their engine behind you. Like calm down bro, we are literally sitting at a red light, I can’t go anywhere!

    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a woman who turned her car off and sat through the next two lights. There was only one lane, so they had to wait, too.

    John Nelson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, can't go, the idiot in front of me is still on their cell phone and ignoring the light! Grrrrr!

    brett curtis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea it seems like it just turned becuase your looking at your phone...I always count(slowly) to 3 then push at bit AND THEN HONK... if your on your phone at a light it's 100% your screw up

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that's called "the New York second", the shortest measurable unit of time, between the lights changing and the Cab behind you honking.

    mtownmick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Jersey. waddawedoinhere.

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No. NO?! WTF do you mean no?!"

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peter, do you know about the new cover sheet for the TPS report?

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus hiding from the oppressive state again. How is his hair anti gravity?

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My laughing always gave me away... Of course I was stoned.

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    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sitting for 2 hours is no longer possible for me. I watch movies alone so i can pause freely. It really is awesome.

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    Lee Gilliland
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MR Spock, Dr. Spock was the baby doctor

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how they hand one of the universe's singular engineering achievements ( perfectly designed for warfare, incidentally ) to explore the galaxy and the chief science officer is "MISTER Spock." Either he doesn't have a PhD, or he isn't a prick.

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    Anne Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wanted to be able to do this

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    Hi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take 3! I could then sell my lawn mowers and have new friends.

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    Phaiax
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here, corrected post: Having an idiot for a boyfriend is like having a son: Only eats junk food, needs you to pay for everything and can't take responsibility for himself.

    Carla Phillips
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about we just take it at face value? It's a joke, not a dissertation!

    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your boyfriend is like your child... you have problems.

    Mike m
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    1 year ago

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    That's called incest.

    Squirrel Chaser
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that was where your mind went while reading this, I'd be more concerned about you.

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    Luke Branwen
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    I can't say if I'm more unsettled by the bad parenting or the incestous undertones.

    Squirrel Chaser
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that was where your mind went while reading this, I'd be more concerned about you.

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    Gaabriel Becket
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to say "I am an actual human" or "I am alive" enthusiastically and stop there with a big smile.

    Rosemary
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Uh...I have heterochromia"

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    Toothless Feline
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Employee don’t care. Manager might. Regular worker? Eat the whole display. No skin off my nose.

    Rosemary .
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, poor puppy! I think I've seen this pic before, the dog ate a bee and is allergic.

    Bit odd innit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time in a while I’ve actually laughed at something online.

    Dave Hinckley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How else can you find out if you want to buy the whole bag?

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    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who shows up unannounced, without texting first deserves to stand out there in the cold. Text first or I'm not answering the door.

    Squirrel Chaser
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darn good thing you didn't live in the 20th century.

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    Lester the Space Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *checks the camera and waits for them to leave*

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will open the door ( there's no peep hole where I'm living now) but I will also slam that door in your face if you don't have food :)

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    panther
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monday right after lunch.

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    La Lucy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly can't do this working at home. :(

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can if you have Teams. And you can arrange all your flamingos in a row on the shelf behind you

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boss chanted that mantra at me from 2000 - 2010 when I turned in my notice. Then he got madder then hell.

    Anya Beboop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you found somewhere better, friend 🙏

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    #74

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the prior Wednesday.

    I_imagine_even_worse_w***s
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine always get deducted straight away even when they're pending...do some banks not so this? I'd hate it that way I'd always think I'd more money than I had!!

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    Adam Simard
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you hear me? Am I the next Aquaman?

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    #76

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 28800 seconds ... starting tomorrow at 8:30 😊

    Alex Walford
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me at school, but the co-worker is my teacher

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    JK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you need a private investigator...

    Mike m
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    1 year ago

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    She, but ok

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... uhmm... not sure if you're being ironic...? If not - "i don't care what he doing" is being claimed her to be what she says to her friends, posts on social media, etc ... yet, when 'he' isn't home, she does this.

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    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think your gf is not gonna recognise you in that photo you're naïve

    Jen Hart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it bother anyone else to see the two fingers like that? I lived in England for several years and learned that's like "the middle finger." If people mean "peace" with the two fingers, they should be palm out.

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    Tarsier
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money can't buy good manners (or memes you want to share).

    MP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You people would defend open-mouth yawning to the death and act like anything else is snobbery if Kim K said it was bad manners. So fake and insincere.

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    Lulu John
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s just practicing for her next motion picture

    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, how many of y'all just yawned? Asking for a friend, she's too shy to ask.

    JK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't the polite way to yawn is to cover your mouth? Money can't buy manners.