Just like in 2015 and 2016, women have been posting a fair share of hilarious tweets since 2017. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest ones, and they will crack you up no matter what gender you are or how bad a day you're having.

From optimizing their shopping trips to figuring out their parents, the minds behind these hilarious tweets certainly know how to blend humor with insightful comments. Scroll down to check out why you still need a Twitter account and upvote your favorite jokes!

#1

Funny Women Tweets

UnburntWitch Report

MauKini
Community Member
2 years ago

Haha.. thats funny :)

View More Replies...
View more comments
#2

Funny Women Tweets

ScribnerSierra Report

ImAmazingAndUsedToBeNotOnFire
Community Member
2 years ago

Awe that's really sweet of him! :)

View More Replies...
View more comments
#3

Funny Women Tweets

jackiecarbajal Report

Zenozenobee
Community Member
2 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Well, you'll have to let your fangs grow. In this world, if you don't look like it's dangerous to mess with, there will always have assholes who'll think it's ok to disrespect you. Do you think that the perv that rub themselves to women on the bus, slap the waitress ass or call names to the women that do not answer their "advances" would even try those behavior if the women in question would look like Dwayne Johnson?

View More Replies...
View more comments
#4

Funny Women Tweets

kimkarDASHA Report

Lilith
Community Member
2 years ago

I’m with ya. I could probably power the world

View More Replies...
View more comments
#5

Funny Women Tweet

jennaaclaire Report

Yvonne Blau
Community Member
2 years ago

hahaha, this needs to be further up

View More Replies...
View more comments
#6

Funny Women Tweets

sanbel11 Report

UniversalMel
Community Member
2 years ago

Saaaame

View More Replies...
View more comments
#7

Funny Women Tweet

SierraHighKey Report

Venera Krasniqi
Community Member
3 years ago

Funny way to look at it xDD

View more comments
#8

Funny Women Tweets

saucynatt Report

Kristaps Sungailis
Community Member
2 years ago

Send dunes!

View More Replies...
View more comments
#9

Funny Women Tweets

reaghanhunt Report

Suzana Stantic Repas
Community Member
2 years ago

lol :DDDD

View more comments
#10

Funny Women Tweets

haleyhuebner12 Report

Jill Rhoads
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG! Piqua, Ohio. Almost the only city in Ohio that has a Q in it's name. When my Dad and I played collecting the letters of the alphabet (in order, cuz that's how we rolled in the 70s) on family road trips to my grandparents house, we always had fun seeing who could get the Q from the city water tower first. Ahh..the days before the Internet...(insert joke here)

View more comments
#11

Funny Women Tweet

issasassybitch Report

Miriam Brose
Community Member
2 years ago

My boyfriend would make a picture and send it to me via WhatsApp. 😊

View More Replies...
View more comments
#12

Funny Women Tweet

_lucyppp Report

Fruzsina Sinka
Community Member
2 years ago

Yes! Why?

View More Replies...
View more comments
#13

Funny Women Tweets

ifthehoefits Report

mulk
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah, or buy a big dildo in a transparent bag and take a picture of your husband's face!

View More Replies...
View more comments
#14

Funny Women Tweets

officialambrjoy Report

CtrlAltDelete
Community Member
2 years ago

Gohst from 2018: I LOVE TIDE PODS @ 3 AM

View more comments
#15

Funny Women Tweets

alivingiano Report

Jenn
Community Member
2 years ago

argh literally....

View more comments
#16

Funny Women Tweet

aardvarsk Report

Daniel Mallory
Community Member
2 years ago

I wonder if that happens to other people or if it it happens to her often

View more comments
#17

Funny Women Tweets

gossipgriii Report

-LittlePotato-
Community Member
2 years ago

That’s me right there

View More Replies...
View more comments
#18

Funny Women Tweets

BienSur_JeTaime Report

Yvonne Blau
Community Member
2 years ago

also true with mushrooms

View More Replies...
View more comments
#19

Funny Women Tweets

bevtgooden Report

John L
Community Member
2 years ago

If your name is 'Bev', then you certainly got that one right.

View more comments
#20

Funny Women Tweets

ashleyn1cole Report

Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

My Crush texts : Hi; Me: On Amazon start searching "wedding suits".

View more comments
#21

Funny Women Tweets

k3llytweets Report

Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

As a Hindi speaking person, reading 'bc' as 'because' takes an extra effort.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#22

Funny Women Tweets

phranqueigh Report

Olga Vol
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG! This is totally my plan as well xD xD xD

View more comments
#23

Funny Women Tweet

charstarlene Report

Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Well it happens with men also, though its just other way around!

View more comments
#24

Funny Women Tweets

lolacoaster Report

Meike Henneman
Community Member
2 years ago

Yes

View more comments
#25

Funny Women Tweets

jadepops1999 Report

ADHORTATOR
Community Member
2 years ago

smart....

View more comments
#26

Funny Women Tweets

martischodt Report

Connie Martin
Community Member
2 years ago

Focus on the pockets hahahaha yes!

View More Replies...
View more comments
#27

Funny Women Tweets

majaanushka Report

Giorgio Prodoti
Community Member
2 years ago

story of my life

View More Replies...
View more comments
#28

Funny Women Tweets

cecimula Report

Venera Krasniqi
Community Member
3 years ago

But what was his answer? xD''

View More Replies...
View more comments
#29

Funny Women Tweets

maryjennaa Report

Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
2 years ago

Me: Anxious, faster, and pretending to tolerate other humans.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#30

Funny Women Tweets

otaaee Report

Smoofy
Community Member
2 years ago

My baby cousin said she wants to be a dinosaur. Same though...

View More Replies...
View more comments
#31

Funny Women Tweets

Iron_Spike Report

Master Markus
Community Member
2 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

I feel like this needs context. Men usually experience consequences in the grand scheme of life.

View more comments
#32

Funny Women Tweet

Parkerlawyer Report

John L
Community Member
2 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Why does the word "Flighty" keep coming to mind here?

View More Replies...
View more comments
#33

Funny Women Tweets

rebekahGbutler Report

Meike Henneman
Community Member
2 years ago

Good tip for cases of halloween party

View more comments
#34

Funny Women Tweet

diopter Report

Beeps
Community Member
2 years ago

Why is this one not at the top???

View more comments
#35

Funny Women Tweet

tarynland Report

Crystal Hickman
Community Member
2 years ago

Awwwww that's cute

View more comments
#36

Funny Women Tweet

girlontapas Report

Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
2 years ago

Google Earth... Hey, Look, the neighbors got a new puppy... Experienced Introvert.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#37

Funny Women Tweets

champagnefeeI Report

Mel
Community Member
2 years ago

This. So much, this.

View more comments
#38

Funny Women Tweets

finah Report

Pedro Hasashi
Community Member
2 years ago

Me

View more comments
#39

Funny Women Tweets

helloitsmeaga1n Report

Penny Campbell
Community Member
2 years ago

oh gawd so true

View more comments
#40

Funny Women Tweets

laurdiy Report

Just Amiable
Community Member
2 years ago

😂😨😂 Right above the dogs nose... His black marks are shaped like .. Nevermind, y'all will see it 😂

View More Replies...
View more comments
#41

Funny Women Tweet

allmenaintshit Report

Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

There are men who will be so sensitive that they'll emotionally accuse a woman of being too emotional and unstable.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#42

Funny Women Tweet

kellyblaus Report

Steve
Community Member
3 years ago

He was willing to THROW AWAY PIZZA for you? He's a keeper, then. Or mentally unstable.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#43

Funny Women Tweet

TheWriterJess Report

Molly Tallmadge
Community Member
2 years ago

OMFG YESS there's still a 19 cent pay gap!!!!!1

View More Replies...
View more comments
#44

Funny Women Tweets

girlposts Report

Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
2 years ago

The one on the right looks like a bar bouncer.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#45

Funny Women Tweets

mommywhitfield Report

CelSlade
Community Member
2 years ago

XD

View more comments
#46

Funny Women Tweets

megansharrod Report

A S Koziol
Community Member
2 years ago

I thought we were supposed to be interested in her skills, not her appearance...

View more comments
#47

Funny Women Tweets

DebbyRyan Report

Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

This one is poetry. I like it.

View more comments
#48

Funny Women Tweets

everywhereist Report

rakuninaru
Community Member
2 years ago

*facepalm*

View more comments
#49

Funny Women Tweet

commonwhitegiri Report

Laurie Price-Soto
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm gonna get these for my white dog. He likes wearing socks. I'll put the garter belt on a different dog, just to make The Husband worry.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#50

Funny Women Tweet

ShangHiiieee Report

Neeraj Jha
Community Member
2 years ago

When she finds out abt it, her husband would actually be playing the game of Life and Death.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#51

Funny Women Tweets

morninggloria Report

Kat Hoth
Community Member
2 years ago

LOL

View more comments
#52

Funny Women Tweet

AbbyHasIssues Report

Daniel Mallory
Community Member
2 years ago

for guys it mostly a pint of beer

View More Replies...
View more comments
#53

Funny Women Tweets

radioheadass Report

Mario Purisic
Community Member
2 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

In what world random people randomly come up to a person and ask such a thing? #neveractuallyhappens

View More Replies...
View more comments
#54

Funny Women Tweets

ksuth96 Report

Molly Tallmadge
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah...

View more comments
#55

Funny Women Tweets

annacatkopsky Report

SykesDaMan
Community Member
2 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

You can always say "You're MY daddy!"

View more comments
#56

Funny Women Tweets

trustmedaddy Report

Thomas Kolev
Community Member
2 years ago

I did that all the time. Made me feel like Batman.

View more comments
#57

Funny Women Tweets

_ElizabethMay Report

athornedrose
Community Member
2 years ago

this right here tho

View more comments
#58

Funny Women Tweets

Molly_Kats Report

Lily Slivka
Community Member
2 years ago

When you already told them earlier.

View more comments
#59

Funny Women Tweet

JelianMercado Report

Haylee Evans
Community Member
2 years ago

its true

View more comments
#60

Funny Women Tweet

allisonkollins Report

Jill Rhoads
Community Member
2 years ago

Not to mention that piece of ass can be positive while half-ass is negative. Saw that on 9-gag today: https://9gag.com/gag/aPjBNmB

View More Replies...
View more comments
#61

Funny Women Tweets

pfelffer Report

rakuninaru
Community Member
2 years ago

proud and beautiful

View more comments
#62

Funny Women Tweets

M_AlBinAli Report

Nikki D
Community Member
2 years ago

*in panic

View more comments
#63

Funny Women Tweets

hannahmosk Report

MauKini
Community Member
2 years ago

Ahahahahahaha... <3

View more comments
#64

Funny Women Tweets

living_marble Report

Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
2 years ago

You keep saying threat like you don't know what it means...

View More Replies...
View more comments
#65

Funny Women Tweets

ziwe Report

The Cappy
Community Member
2 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

And her next post is about how she publicly shamed the ugly guy who tried to meet her.

View more comments
#66

Funny Women Tweets

maughammom Report

Master Markus
Community Member
2 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

I'm like, the Javert of making people use proper terminology, so I cannot accept this.

View more comments
#67

Funny Women Tweets

SardonicTart Report

Molly Tallmadge
Community Member
2 years ago

Yes...

View more comments
#68

Funny Women Tweet

sylvia__north Report

Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

The "resting" part refers to the face. ♥

View More Replies...
View more comments
#69

Funny Women Tweets

nwalks Report

#70

Funny Women Tweets

Allison_Tolman Report

Rafaella Bueno
Community Member
2 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

So instead of making it better for women, let's just fuck up the men too?

View More Replies...
View more comments
#71

Funny Women Tweets

aparnapkin Report

Alib
Community Member
2 years ago

Yesssss!

View more comments