Just like in 2015 and 2016, women have been posting a fair share of hilarious tweets since 2017. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest ones, and they will crack you up no matter what gender you are or how bad a day you're having.

From optimizing their shopping trips to figuring out their parents, the minds behind these hilarious tweets certainly know how to blend humor with insightful comments. Scroll down to check out why you still need a Twitter account and upvote your favorite jokes!

#1

Funny Women Tweets

UnburntWitch Report

MauKini 1 year ago

Haha.. thats funny :)

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#2

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ScribnerSierra Report

ImAmazingAndUsedToBeNotOnFire 1 year ago

Awe that's really sweet of him! :)

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#3

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jackiecarbajal Report

Kjorn 1 year ago

is this the snake from the 'Black' album from metallica? he's famous!!!

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#4

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kimkarDASHA Report

Lilith 1 year ago

I’m with ya. I could probably power the world

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#5

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jennaaclaire Report

Yvonne Blau 1 year ago

hahaha, this needs to be further up

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#6

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sanbel11 Report

#7

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SierraHighKey Report

John L 1 year ago

Moral: Always get a Second Opinion.

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#8

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saucynatt Report

#9

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reaghanhunt Report

Suzana Stantic Repas 1 year ago

lol :DDDD

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#10

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haleyhuebner12 Report

Nikki D 1 year ago

Love it.

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#11

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issasassybitch Report

Miriam Brose 1 year ago

My boyfriend would make a picture and send it to me via WhatsApp. 😊

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#12

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_lucyppp Report

Johanna-Nicollette Kidd 1 year ago

Im sure they have something wrong with those light, I feel human&then look in the mirrors when Im out,&I know Im a Martian! :((

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#13

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ifthehoefits Report

mulk 1 year ago

Yeah, or buy a big dildo in a transparent bag and take a picture of your husband's face!

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#14

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officialambrjoy Report

mulk 1 year ago

Or an older one, who scream at you in an old and forgotten language! (F'tagn, Shub'Niggurate...!)

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#15

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alivingiano Report

Stille20 1 year ago

They even managed to work Phelps into discussions at the winter Olympics... though they spent a LOT of time on Lindsay Vonn... mostly trying to make her cry.

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#16

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aardvarsk Report

Daniel Mallory 1 year ago

I wonder if that happens to other people or if it it happens to her often

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#17

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gossipgriii Report

-LittlePotato- 1 year ago

That’s me right there

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#18

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BienSur_JeTaime Report

Yvonne Blau 1 year ago

also true with mushrooms

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#19

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bevtgooden Report

Suzi Gauthier 1 year ago

Donald's trash?

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#20

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ashleyn1cole Report

Ladies and Gentlemen 1 year ago

My Crush texts : Hi; Me: On Amazon start searching "wedding suits".

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#21

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k3llytweets Report

Jilltdcatlady 1 year ago

My hubs was in the National Guard and his group would practice recon in the S.C. swamps with 100% accuracy. Ask him to get old blankets and drop them off at Goodwill and he doesn't know where the spare closet is!

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#22

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phranqueigh Report

John L 1 year ago

Flexible Response: always keep 'em guessing. 00-Yep-5a9...f54e71.gif 00-Yep-5a96afdf54e71.gif

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#23

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charstarlene Report

Terror from Beyond Space 1 year ago

It always helps to get something off your chest.

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#24

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lolacoaster Report

Mary Pat Mitchell 1 year ago

In my 50's I wish I was as fat as I was in my 40's.

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#25

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jadepops1999 Report

ADHORTATOR 1 year ago

smart....

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#26

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martischodt Report

Connie Martin 1 year ago

Focus on the pockets hahahaha yes!

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#27

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majaanushka Report

Giorgio Prodoti 1 year ago

story of my life

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#28

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cecimula Report

Venera Krasniqi 1 year ago

But what was his answer? xD''

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#29

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maryjennaa Report

Jilltdcatlady 1 year ago

Me: Anxious, faster, and pretending to tolerate other humans.

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#30

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otaaee Report

Smoofy 1 year ago

My baby cousin said she wants to be a dinosaur. Same though...

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#31

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Iron_Spike Report

Louiiiise 1 year ago

Honestly I didn't think I'd see it in my lifetime. Please make it last!

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#32

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Parkerlawyer Report

Haylee Evans 1 year ago

lmao

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#33

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rebekahGbutler Report

Meike Henneman 1 year ago

Good tip for cases of halloween party

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#34

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diopter Report

Beeps 1 year ago

Why is this one not at the top???

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#35

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tarynland Report

Crystal Hickman 1 year ago

Awwwww that's cute

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#36

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girlontapas Report

Jilltdcatlady 1 year ago

Google Earth... Hey, Look, the neighbors got a new puppy... Experienced Introvert.

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#37

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champagnefeeI Report

Mel 1 year ago

This. So much, this.

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#38

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finah Report

Sian Rees 1 year ago

Ariana thinking..... "how did I end up with these people"

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#39

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helloitsmeaga1n Report

Jilltdcatlady 1 year ago

*Sent at 8:23!!

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#40

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laurdiy Report

Just Amiable 1 year ago

😂😨😂 Right above the dogs nose... His black marks are shaped like .. Nevermind, y'all will see it 😂

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#41

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allmenaintshit Report

Daria B 1 year ago

There are men who will be so sensitive that they'll emotionally accuse a woman of being too emotional and unstable.

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#42

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kellyblaus Report

Steve 1 year ago

He was willing to THROW AWAY PIZZA for you? He's a keeper, then. Or mentally unstable.

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#43

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TheWriterJess Report

Molly Tallmadge 1 year ago

OMFG YESS there's still a 19 cent pay gap!!!!!1

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#44

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girlposts Report

Jilltdcatlady 1 year ago

The one on the right looks like a bar bouncer.

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#45

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mommywhitfield Report

CelSlade 1 year ago

XD

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#46

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megansharrod Report

Jody Mellady 1 year ago

Sad she thinks she has to have make up on to be seen...

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#47

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DebbyRyan Report

Daria B 1 year ago

This one is poetry. I like it.

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#48

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everywhereist Report

Kate Yeti 1 year ago

Seriously, how hard is it to keep your hands to yourself? That's, like, 90% of what they teach in kindergarten.

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#49

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commonwhitegiri Report

Nadine Ducca 1 year ago

That little drumstick is too cute.

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#50

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ShangHiiieee Report

Neeraj Jha 1 year ago

When she finds out abt it, her husband would actually be playing the game of Life and Death.

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#51

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morninggloria Report

Dawn Baik 1 year ago

literally just laughed out loud by myself at work - people are going to think i'm nuts

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#52

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AbbyHasIssues Report

Daniel Mallory 1 year ago

for guys it mostly a pint of beer

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#53

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radioheadass Report

Allayna 1 year ago

I dont know why but I read this in an irish accent XD

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#54

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ksuth96 Report

Haylee Evans 1 year ago

lol

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#55

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annacatkopsky Report

Haylee Evans 1 year ago

i want to give it to someone now lol

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#56

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trustmedaddy Report

Thomas Kolev 1 year ago

I did that all the time. Made me feel like Batman.

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#57

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_ElizabethMay Report

athornedrose 1 year ago

this right here tho

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#58

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Molly_Kats Report

Lily Slivka 1 year ago

When you already told them earlier.

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#59

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JelianMercado Report

Chenoa Schott 1 year ago

They are so stingy with the samples that you get when you order online from Sephora. That is if you even recieve the samples lol

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#60

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allisonkollins Report

Jill Rhoads 1 year ago

Not to mention that piece of ass can be positive while half-ass is negative. Saw that on 9-gag today: https://9gag.com/gag/aPjBNmB

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#61

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pfelffer Report

Kate Yeti 1 year ago

Ahh, sweet Facebook memories... ;)

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#62

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M_AlBinAli Report

Haylee Evans 1 year ago

lol

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#63

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hannahmosk Report

MauKini 1 year ago

Ahahahahahaha... <3

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#64

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living_marble Report

Jilltdcatlady 1 year ago

You keep saying threat like you don't know what it means...

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#65

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ziwe Report

Lina 1 year ago

Sorry, but I have to ask. How do you know someone is emotionally unavailable? That's a serious question, I have no idea (if they don't tell me, of course).

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#66

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maughammom Report

J Perry 1 year ago

In England they have a kind of cupcake that is called fairy cakes. Also a cute name for it a think😊

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#67

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SardonicTart Report

Jesse Saving 1 year ago

This is my gf when i'm depressed

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#68

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sylvia__north Report

Nikki D 1 year ago

Is there even a male equivalent to RBF?

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#69

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nwalks Report

#70

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Allison_Tolman Report

Alib 1 year ago

Basically men are learning a little bit of what's it like to be a woman. Next step: Let's be kind humans all together!

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#71

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aparnapkin Report

Alib 1 year ago

Yesssss!

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#72

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dory Report

Laury M. 1 year ago

"Don't cling to a mistake simply because you've spent a lot of time making it."

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#73

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FelicityHannah Report

maranda davis 1 year ago

that's adorable

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#74

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MarciaBelsky Report

PyroarRanger 1 year ago

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#75

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keyanaland Report

Yvonne Blau 1 year ago

...and you're not even engaged...

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#76

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katewillett Report

Blue Cicada 1 year ago

Or a man who roots for you the same way he roots for a professional team of athletes he's never going to meet in person.

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#77

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itsnottina_ Report

Nikki D 1 year ago

That would drive me crazy!

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#78

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itstinatbh Report

#79

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keelythepest Report

Aahzmandus Pervect 1 year ago

Codeword for "wealthy".

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