Just like in 2015 and 2016, women have been posting a fair share of hilarious tweets since 2017. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest ones, and they will crack you up no matter what gender you are or how bad a day you're having.

From optimizing their shopping trips to figuring out their parents, the minds behind these hilarious tweets certainly know how to blend humor with insightful comments. Scroll down to check out why you still need a Twitter account and upvote your favorite jokes!

#3

Funny Women Tweets

jackiecarbajal Report

Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

is this the snake from the 'Black' album from metallica? he's famous!!!

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#4

Funny Women Tweets

kimkarDASHA Report

Lilith
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m with ya. I could probably power the world

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#11

Funny Women Tweet

issasassybitch Report

Miriam Brose
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My boyfriend would make a picture and send it to me via WhatsApp. 😊

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#12

Funny Women Tweet

_lucyppp Report

Johanna-Nicollette Kidd
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im sure they have something wrong with those light, I feel human&then look in the mirrors when Im out,&I know Im a Martian! :((

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#13

Funny Women Tweets

ifthehoefits Report

mulk
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, or buy a big dildo in a transparent bag and take a picture of your husband's face!

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#14

Funny Women Tweets

officialambrjoy Report

mulk
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or an older one, who scream at you in an old and forgotten language! (F'tagn, Shub'Niggurate...!)

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#15

Funny Women Tweets

alivingiano Report

Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They even managed to work Phelps into discussions at the winter Olympics... though they spent a LOT of time on Lindsay Vonn... mostly trying to make her cry.

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#16

Funny Women Tweet

aardvarsk Report

Daniel Mallory
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if that happens to other people or if it it happens to her often

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#20

Funny Women Tweets

ashleyn1cole Report

Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Crush texts : Hi; Me: On Amazon start searching "wedding suits".

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#21

Funny Women Tweets

k3llytweets Report

Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My hubs was in the National Guard and his group would practice recon in the S.C. swamps with 100% accuracy. Ask him to get old blankets and drop them off at Goodwill and he doesn't know where the spare closet is!

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#24

Funny Women Tweets

lolacoaster Report

Mary Pat Mitchell
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my 50's I wish I was as fat as I was in my 40's.

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#29

Funny Women Tweets

maryjennaa Report

Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me: Anxious, faster, and pretending to tolerate other humans.

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#30

Funny Women Tweets

otaaee Report

Smoofy
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My baby cousin said she wants to be a dinosaur. Same though...

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#31

Funny Women Tweets

Iron_Spike Report

Louiiiise
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly I didn't think I'd see it in my lifetime. Please make it last!

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#34

Funny Women Tweet

diopter Report

Beeps
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is this one not at the top???

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#36

Funny Women Tweet

girlontapas Report

Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Google Earth... Hey, Look, the neighbors got a new puppy... Experienced Introvert.

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#38

Funny Women Tweets

finah Report

Sian Rees
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ariana thinking..... "how did I end up with these people"

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#40

Funny Women Tweets

laurdiy Report

Just Amiable
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😂😨😂 Right above the dogs nose... His black marks are shaped like .. Nevermind, y'all will see it 😂

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#41

Funny Women Tweet

allmenaintshit Report

Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are men who will be so sensitive that they'll emotionally accuse a woman of being too emotional and unstable.

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#42

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kellyblaus Report

Steve
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He was willing to THROW AWAY PIZZA for you? He's a keeper, then. Or mentally unstable.

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#46

Funny Women Tweets

megansharrod Report

Jody Mellady
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sad she thinks she has to have make up on to be seen...

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#47

Funny Women Tweets

DebbyRyan Report

#48

Funny Women Tweets

everywhereist Report

Kate Yeti
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously, how hard is it to keep your hands to yourself? That's, like, 90% of what they teach in kindergarten.

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#50

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ShangHiiieee Report

Neeraj Jha
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When she finds out abt it, her husband would actually be playing the game of Life and Death.

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#51

Funny Women Tweets

morninggloria Report

Dawn Baik
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

literally just laughed out loud by myself at work - people are going to think i'm nuts

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#53

Funny Women Tweets

radioheadass Report

Allayna
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dont know why but I read this in an irish accent XD

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#56

Funny Women Tweets

trustmedaddy Report

Thomas Kolev
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did that all the time. Made me feel like Batman.

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#58

Funny Women Tweets

Molly_Kats Report

#59

Funny Women Tweet

JelianMercado Report

Chenoa Schott
Community Member