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If you’re in need of a pick-me-up, then we’ve got a treat for you. [Drumroll] We present to you Bored Panda’s collection of the funniest and wittiest recent Twitter posts made by women. Scroll down, enjoy, and remember to upvote your faves! If you’re still craving for some more female Twitter humor, check out our earlier post when you’re done with this list.
It’s no surprise that a lot of the tweets that people post nowadays are related to the coronavirus pandemic. From funny quips to comments about 2020 being full of unpleasant surprises, the women of Twitter are experts at poking fun at what’s trending.
We all know how important humor is for feeling well—and it’s more important than ever with some of us stuck at home during the quarantine and feeling the effects of cabin fever, and others working essential jobs and putting themselves at risk.
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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago (edited)
That is so cool. I never got to see our snake shed coz she would do it at night time when we were asleep.
Rex the Rat 5 years ago
I seriously thought the white one was eating the brown one before reading the caption 😂, I like the costume look tho
Catherine Todd 5 years ago (edited)
Oh, my - I had no idea! And it never occurred to me that a gecko is a "snake with legs" but no dangerous fangs or poison. What an incredible photo. Made my day!
Laughing, especially during difficult times, has a ton of pros. Studies show that laughter reduces anxiety, negative emotions, and helps keep your blood pressure in check! Not only that, but humor also improves our blood circulation, boosts our immune system, relieves pain, and calms down our stress hormones. It’s the perfect antidote for all the challenges that 2020 keeps throwing our way.
Now, obviously, having a good laugh isn’t the only thing that makes us feel good. Moving lots, eating well, and getting plenty of sleep are all incredibly important for your health. So make sure that you’re exercising and eating something other than junk food and ice cream during the lockdown, Pandas. And keep on smiling, especially when things seem grim! Watching stand-up comedy shows and funny movies can really help when you’re feeling blue.
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Dutch VanZandt 5 years ago
Angry/annoyed bunny is not as terrifying as my eldest cat giving me the side stink eye!
Serena DuBois 5 years ago
The eyes of the bunny on the right look narrower and meaner. He's putting up with it but he doesn't like it.
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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
Hahaha, I remember this. No one in my household even eats avocado and yet we still can’t afford to buy a house.
mabel jeol 4 years ago
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However, professional female comedians have a hard time in the industry. Though there are more and more women doing stand-up comedy, some people still cling to the idea that it’s a “male-centric profession.”
Journalist, political expert, and stand-up comedian Ayesha Hazarika writes in The Guardian that being a woman is no barrier to being funny. “Funny is funny,” she sums up her point of view. “Talent and humor is everywhere. Opportunity is not.”
According to her, diversity matters in comedy because audiences appreciate hearing unique and quirky stories about life. Variety is what’s important because it’s interesting for the audience.
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April Simnel 5 years ago
IIRC, it's Elizabeth replying to him that they are, thank you.
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Nia Loves Art 5 years ago
One of my cats is trying to escape. He keeps sitting by the door mewling to be let out. I even caught him reaching up and trying to turn the door n*b.
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SoozeeQ 5 years ago
Oh yes! This is "me" all the time! (Where have I seen such-and-such character before?)
Boudica 5 years ago
Me too, but I really try and remember and it irritates me that I have to resort to searching online when my memory fails me!
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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Me too. But I'm always wrong. It is never who I thought it was.
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Nicola Roberts 5 years ago
In my neck of the woods it would be a toilet roll for some eggs, or even flour!
Roxy Eastland 5 years ago
At the beginning of lock down I literally traded a two rolls of toilet paper for a dozen eggs.
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Serena DuBois 5 years ago
I've left things in Amazon shopping carts and come back a day or more later and found them waiting patiently for me to make up my mind. Buy now or wish list?
Blair Doak 5 years ago
I know the store employees barely making minimum wage love putting your s**t back on the rack. Put it back yourself you lazy a*s.
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debrina blackmoon 5 years ago
i had a foster mom who did this-several kinds of mostly "blah" in a big trash bag, tho. we scooped with our bowls
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kurisutofu 5 years ago
Really? I thought we can stop the trailer but not the automatic start.
Load More Replies... Elizabeth Tayler 5 years ago
I know! Now i have a half dozen " continue watching", I wasn't watching!
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Baked Panda 5 years ago
For those who need to know... to day is Thursday, day 4973561 of quarantine
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T Simmons 5 years ago
Married my best friend at 21, eleven years later with three beautiful children....
KT Trondsen 5 years ago
Why would you think getting married young is a waste of life? Having hot sex all the time and a best friend to do everything with sounds bad?
Leigh Rapson 5 years ago
Married at 20 had been together three years then, two amazing kids, our own business and still going strong 21 years later. Some people are sooooo cynical.
Martha Higgins 5 years ago
Oh get over yourself! Nothing last forever and you (and I) are not invincible.
David Bentancourt 5 years ago
I regret marriage in my 20's. I have debt and a sex trophy that costs 750.00 a month that she keeps at her house. F**k my 20's.
Lindsay Ameye 5 years ago
Been a gloriously happy sheep for many years then!
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Rolinka Nuse 5 years ago
My daughter is a docent in anthropology and is having more work than ever. She is writing articles, putting her students to do assignments about the life in this pandemic and organizing the university department archive (the one in the cloud). Of course she doesn't get paid for the extras hehehe
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Laura Deckers 5 years ago
Counting flowers on the wall, it don't bother me at all. Playing solitaire til dawn with a deck of fifty-one. Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo. Don't tell me. I've got nothing to do.
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K.Kobayashi 5 years ago
For me, the "one day I'll go through all my stuff and throw away everything I don't need" has arrived.
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Troy Currie 5 years ago
I fix and/or make what we need with stuff I've accumulated over the years, and I always brag that this is why I don't throw stuff away. The wife calls it 'Shopping from Home'.
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Mauro Murgia 5 years ago
here in Italy, couriers are delivering without signatures due to emergency, no matter what you ordered
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Marcin Bulus-Trando 5 years ago
Same here, but because I don't need to commute, my sleep schedule is 2 - 8:50 AM :D
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Roxy Eastland 5 years ago
Not if you then get trailed around by a ton of men you have no interest in - you wouldn't like it.
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Little Wonder 5 years ago
It's even more special and rare when you realise it doesn't cast a matching reflection...
Emerald Joanna 5 years ago
Some people might consider this a win...like Pauly D from Jersey Shore for example
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Kate Yeti 5 years ago
Yes, yes it is. There's calming acoustic guitar music and beautiful nature sounds while you perfectly organize, categorize, arrange and control every aspect of your immaculately clean surroundings. It's the exact opposite of life right now.
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CherylTunt 5 years ago
They didn’t it was a joke her Twitter “ jk we donated our stimulus checks to Feeding America helping feed those most vulnerable at this time if you can afford to you should too. anything helps :)”
Jace 5 years ago
As a gen x person, I have a house, but it sucks, is part of a row, and I hate my neighbors. I want out of here sooooo badly. I used to have a living-wage job that made this house possible (only just; I was refused loans for a better place), but now I’m living on disability, so... I’m 44. If I merge resources with my 35-year-old girlfriend some day, we might be able to afford a small detached house in an undesirable region... if she can find a living-wage job. Basically, if you’re not the top 15% or better, you can forget having a proper home. It’s all shared walls (or worse: shared everything).
WillemPenn 5 years ago
I resemble this remark. Gen X, disability but student loans eat into that disability check. FIL lives with us, so we cover part of that care. Fortunately my husband has a decent job (for now, despite 40% pay cut). Single family, high density, next to freeways, processing plants and port so very polluted.
Load More Replies... XianJaguar 5 years ago
Who the hell is rich enough to afford a house at 21? I'm old, and I couldn't afford my first house until I was 45.
Kk C-Mcgee 5 years ago
I doubt $2,400.00 got you this house and if it did in a dream world then remember those stimulus checks are now gone and you have mortgage payments that you can't afford seeing as you both were considered as those who don't make enough money in the first place which is why you both were a recipient of those stimulus checks.
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April Simnel 5 years ago
My webcam broke in late January, and I wasn't in a big hurry to replace it, but by the 2nd week of March, I couldn't find a post-2017 model for love or money under $250, when in normal times a good model was $35. At least I have my iPad if a F2F call is necessary, but it would sure be easier to have a real webcam to hook up to my HTPC. :|
All's Gravy 5 years ago
😂😂😂 The World and his wife arrogantly think they have something we will find worth our time listening to.
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Thomas Register 5 years ago
I just always assumed that you were supposed to take pillows uselessly cluttering up the couch and throw them out the window. Hence "throw pillow".
Harley Hans Hoglin 5 years ago
They can take the attack while you hide behind the sofa from Delaks.
Load More Replies... von Funnyname 5 years ago
Other way around in my house. A**l-retentive OCD might as well be a Spider-sense at this point. #Super-NoTheBottomSheetDoesn'tGoThatWayJustBecauseItFits-Man
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your_lesbian_friend 5 years ago (edited)
Oh my gosh i just noticed that's the singer i listen to mxmtoon lmao hah
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Roxy Eastland 5 years ago
That is genuinely true. I found out the hard way. We have clay soil and a *lot* of plants do not like clay, including all the wild flower seed mixes sold for pollinators.
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Debbie Pugsley 5 years ago (edited)
Just imagine how much worse it would be if this was 20 years ago.
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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
I could go for a Wendy’s chocolate thickshake with extra flavour and a yummy hot dog.
SoozeeQ 5 years ago
Yum. Me too! Now you've made me hungry, Foxxy! (Also, I'm in Oz too, but apparently the Wendys in the US is a burger joint and a completely different entity to the Wendys in Oz - which is actually Wendy's Milk Bar - and sells ice-creams, thickshakes, hot dogs and ice-cream cakes - to explain to Bored Panda's non-Aussie readers).
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Random Internet Person 5 years ago
Can't really change the fact that most women have boobs, bud.
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Emerald Joanna 5 years ago
As someone who lives in a house that gets all day sun & I don't have air conditioning...it actually feels like hells fire in the Summer. My bedroom gets so hot it's like sleeping in a sauna 😰
EA 5 years ago
When you have a loft room and forget to close the blind before going to bed. It’s like being beamed to the sun at 6am!
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Hotdogking 5 years ago
Is it ironic that I get very good sunlight in my bedroom and yet I'm an atheist
Hans 5 years ago
How does it feel to factor in lighting when looking for an apartment? It's no rocket science.
Martha Meyer 5 years ago
You are really taking your grumpy grandpa routine too far today.
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Dutch VanZandt 5 years ago
I prefer the witness protection version... darkened room with weak back lighting.
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Hotdogking 5 years ago
Started out with a cough, how did it end up like this
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Emerald Joanna 5 years ago
I'm sorry, but it potentially sounds like any educators may have lowered their expectations of you Hans...just basing this on, well, all of your posts.
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Marcin Bulus-Trando 5 years ago
All day can be "wine time". When you work from home, no one sees what's in your coffee cup ;)
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Mia J 5 years ago (edited)
I ordered teacups...with polka dots. Why? I really don’t know. Maybe the little dots will suck me in an alternate universe that’s not 2020.
Ceredwyn Ealanta 5 years ago
It's definitely a weird year because my first instinct was: PLEASE POST AN IMAGE I MUST SEE THESE TEACUPS.
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desert29rat 5 years ago
I ordered a couple of climbing roses. I'm really looking forward to getting them!
Juririn 5 years ago
Oh, they will bring you so much joy! (Mine are about to bloom - I have a little balcony garden :)
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Audrey Bob-The-Builder 5 years ago
The iconic Karen Smith look on her face (yes, I know its from mamma mia! but, The look is just like Karens...)
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Hans 5 years ago
Missing so far. My apologies. I actually think Mini-trampoline are great for light workouts, and kids love them, too.
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Marcin Bulus-Trando 5 years ago
Seeing how many computer related problems can be resolved by turning something off and on again, I don't see anything wrong with that.
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Little Wonder 5 years ago
For those wondering, this is a real photo. It was taken in the 1990s and used in a Patagonia catalogue.
M Adams 5 years ago
Should have seen what they did with kids in the 1970s
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Emerald Joanna 5 years ago (edited)
I would love to know how you use small piles of spinach...you have intrigued me...like there's a whole world of making small piles of spinach super interesting
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Dianna Siever 5 years ago
I have zero interest in watching this show, but lots of interest in seeing the men of this show dressed like the women. It's normal and necessary for them to be wearing some of those sling thongs in all promotional material, to convey the feeling that they too are objects. Oh wait, people aren't objects?
MellonCollie 5 years ago
Whenever I see pictures of this show and the likes, the men always seem to be wearing shoes. Shoes??? I find it intriguing. Are they wearing socks as well? Those little ankle socks? Don't they have hot and sweaty swollen feet? All sorts of existential questions.
Yelena Yardeen 5 years ago
Seriously. I haven't even held hands with anyone in a year and a half
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Roxy Eastland 5 years ago
I always pronounced it Chick Filler, coz that's what it says (we don't have this chain in the UK). Found out recently it's supposed to be Chick Fillay, LMAO. We pronounce 'fillet' as 'fillitt', so that would explain my mistake.
Little Wonder 5 years ago
Saaaame. I still, knowing how it's supposed to be said, mentally read it as Chick Filler
Load More Replies... Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Is it not still chik-fil-a? Polynesian sauce there in the fries is the best.
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Literally just saw the commercial. It's chick.
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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
My daughter works at cracker barrel. Before they shut down customers were stealing the toilet paper.
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Alexandra Davis 5 years ago
For anyone wondering what it says: -Started making it -Had a breakdown -Bon appetite
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Emerald Joanna 5 years ago
This means "package of care" in the medical field....(I realise this is not what this person is alluding to though)
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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
Haha, I thought it was one of those super hairy caterpillars.
SoozeeQ 5 years ago
My thoughts exactly, Foxxy! (A gigantic one that I'd never heard of!)
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chi-wei shen 5 years ago
Here's the bottom part of the picture, and yes, I also did wake up. bottom-5ea...325be7.jpg 
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Lydia Dean-Melchior 5 years ago
Uumm... BIG NO!!! Joe Exotic was only in it for the money. $$$ Killed young tigers simply because they were of no financial use to him any longer.
Dianna Siever 5 years ago
That's exactly why it's true. He's the exact opposite of Steve Irwin.
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Carol Taylor 5 years ago
DAMN, that was quite good..you really need to have clicked on the little name below to see it in it's full form..pity l came through AFTER the voting finished..
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Carol Taylor 5 years ago
yes..well l was..I'm hoping it was because you climbed the machine to access the shelf and slipped..hopefully..
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Iulia Chis 5 years ago
Seriously? Posted by women? Things are going way too far with this unhealty "feminism". Why don't we just treat everybody like a human being, not man or woman?
Martha Meyer 5 years ago
Hans has gone mad during quarantine. He's turned into his own evil troll twin!
Iulia Chis 5 years ago
Seriously? Posted by women? Things are going way too far with this unhealty "feminism". Why don't we just treat everybody like a human being, not man or woman?
Martha Meyer 5 years ago
Hans has gone mad during quarantine. He's turned into his own evil troll twin!
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