We crave more than sunshine, warmth, and good company in the Fall. Everyone needs a good dose of humor to keep away the Autumn blues as well. And we’ve got a great collection that will make you chuckle all ready and waiting for you.

We’ve collected, concocted, and collated some of the very best examples of funny tweets posted by women. Grab a mug of hot cocoa or mulled wine, get comfortable on the couch, grab your cat or doggo for some company, and start scrolling. Upvote your fave tweets and share this list with anyone who desperately needs to unwind.

You can read Bored Panda’s previous posts about hilarious tweets by women that made everyone crack up right here, here, here, aaaaand here.

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meaghano Report

JuJu 2 weeks ago

You sure she didn't cast a spell?

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bjcolangelo Report

George Digamma 2 weeks ago

Lies have short legs, as we say here.

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N G 2 weeks ago

Even jail birds have rights.

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Bored Panda spoke with Sophia Armen, one of the women who posted extremely viral tweets. In her post, she compared EU leaders sitting around a round table to hummus and got nearly half a million likes.

“I love hummus and it is always on my mind. I couldn’t help it,” Armen explained what inspired her to make the joke. “The image even had the parsley garnish! People around the world expressed they also saw hummus. And once they saw it, that they “couldn’t unsee it.” That is how I felt as well.”

“The tweet got a lot of love from users in the Middle East. I was happy that a tweet spread a little joy,” she said. “As a woman social media can be a scary place, especially when you are outspoken and community-committed. This tweet was a moment of joy that showed universal love of hummus. Just made me smile and laugh.”

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Jessicaadxx Report

Not-so-MadMax 2 weeks ago

That's very nice of him actually :p

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Asat Voong 2 weeks ago

Don't! Her head may explode .

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Raine Soo 2 weeks ago

I never realized that a bull terrier had such a simple face.

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The relationship between humor, stand-up comedy, and gender is seen as innately ‘sexist’ by some. Being a stand-up comedian was, until recently, seen as a profession ‘meant’ almost exclusively for men due to how much ‘aggression’ it requires. However, this has partly changed in recent years. Female comedians are becoming more and more prolific, even though not everyone accepts them. A large portion of female stand-up comedians use humor as a platform to declare their political beliefs and promote feminism.

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AbbyHasIssues Report

European other 2 weeks ago

You are amazing just the way you are

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BUGPOSTING Report

kasa alex 2 weeks ago

LOLx100

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angelnumber420 Report

Hans 2 weeks ago

I'd state back. At both.

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Humor is known to have positive side-effects. According to one study, laughter helps reduce blood pressure. While another one shows that laughing helps reduce anxiety, as well as other negative emotions. In other words, if you’re laughing, you most likely won’t be crying anytime soon. 

What’s more, laughter can boost your immune system, improve blood circulation, calm down stress hormones, and even relieve pain! When you look at it this way, there’s barely anything that humor can’t help fix. Of course, it’s no substitute for exercise, a good diet, getting plenty of sleep, and doctor-approved medication or therapy if you need it, but laughter can give a big boost to your mood and your energy levels.

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LaLa_Lyds Report

dani_q 2 weeks ago

Well, did you start shaking and swinging your tail when you saw him walk in? :))) I bet the good boy did :))))))

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LizHackett Report

Jane Martin 2 weeks ago

can we be best friends?

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mermoneyy Report

Raine Soo 2 weeks ago

This was unexpectedly funny!

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KaylaAncrum Report

Nadine 2 weeks ago

That actually sounds delicious, hehehe.

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Hello it Smee 2 weeks ago

That is funny as hell

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Shireen 2 weeks ago

Awww 😂

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MagNat 2 weeks ago

Someone explain to me why people who cheat are shocked when they're left. It's like, logical consequence.

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Vitt2tsnoc Report

Iris Engler 2 weeks ago

Well I can receive texts on my landline as well so there is no excuse

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Kristen_Arnett Report

Rabbit Carrot 2 weeks ago

Fared better than me. I accidentally kicked the couch and my toe bone split in two. I was on crutches for 6 weeks.

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Kirsten Kerkhof 2 weeks ago

This could be any of my students ...

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Madzdad the bard 2 weeks ago

I cannot up-vote this enough!

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Tabby Cat 2 weeks ago

adults are kids pretending to act like the adults around them who are also pretending.

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Kirsten Kerkhof 2 weeks ago

I desperately want to claim that's a lie ... but it's true! I do have a favorite stovetop burner! I'm too much of an adult ...

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Hello it Smee 2 weeks ago

Parenting at it's finest

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Shawn 2 weeks ago

Run!

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Biljana Malesevic 2 weeks ago

And after 8 hours in open office, I kinda want to be alone for month.

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European other 2 weeks ago

Kind of an odd thing to do.

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Aleksandra Kozłowska 2 weeks ago

Because you my darling are shining diamond of nonsense and something better is waiting for you

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MiseryVulture Report

Kirsten Kerkhof 2 weeks ago

This is gold!

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SophiaArmen Report

Renee Gauthier 2 weeks ago

Hummus beings.

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Isabella 2 weeks ago (edited)

Well... nope. It's about a person's traits not what sex they are. My husband carries a BACKPACK - daily. With multitool, a bottle of water, hand sanitizer, water filter, rain jacket, a knife, and some energy bars... so am I. So either we are both preppers for zombie apocalypse... or just very smart people.

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Kayli Boring 2 weeks ago

i do say same

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Colin Leetham 2 weeks ago

Unicorn mic drop...

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Tara 2 weeks ago

Hannibal lé dog

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Mira Maier 2 weeks ago

Punctuation marks do not live in herds.

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Ale_Vidal23 2 weeks ago

huahuas x(

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Hans 2 weeks ago

No, it means you should have taken biology classes more seriously.

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Shireen 2 weeks ago

😂😂😂

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Autumn_Kamrie Report

Mira Maier 2 weeks ago

Slides are ugly af anyway.

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ka_waltz Report

Shelby P 2 weeks ago

Math should stop acting like a child and solve its own problems (not my quote but so true)

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Kayli Boring 2 weeks ago (edited)

yes is it sad that i just did that to see waht it did?

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