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If you’re in need of a pick-me-up, then we’ve got a treat for you. [Drumroll] We present to you Bored Panda’s collection of the funniest and wittiest recent Twitter posts made by women. Scroll down, enjoy, and remember to upvote your faves! If you’re still craving for some more female Twitter humor, check out our earlier post when you’re done with this list.
It’s no surprise that a lot of the tweets that people post nowadays are related to the coronavirus pandemic. From funny quips to comments about 2020 being full of unpleasant surprises, the women of Twitter are experts at poking fun at what’s trending.
We all know how important humor is for feeling well—and it’s more important than ever with some of us stuck at home during the quarantine and feeling the effects of cabin fever, and others working essential jobs and putting themselves at risk.
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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago (edited)
That is so cool. I never got to see our snake shed coz she would do it at night time when we were asleep.
Laughing, especially during difficult times, has a ton of pros. Studies show that laughter reduces anxiety, negative emotions, and helps keep your blood pressure in check! Not only that, but humor also improves our blood circulation, boosts our immune system, relieves pain, and calms down our stress hormones. It’s the perfect antidote for all the challenges that 2020 keeps throwing our way.
Now, obviously, having a good laugh isn’t the only thing that makes us feel good. Moving lots, eating well, and getting plenty of sleep are all incredibly important for your health. So make sure that you’re exercising and eating something other than junk food and ice cream during the lockdown, Pandas. And keep on smiling, especially when things seem grim! Watching stand-up comedy shows and funny movies can really help when you’re feeling blue.
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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
Hahaha, I remember this. No one in my household even eats avocado and yet we still can’t afford to buy a house.
However, professional female comedians have a hard time in the industry. Though there are more and more women doing stand-up comedy, some people still cling to the idea that it’s a “male-centric profession.”
Journalist, political expert, and stand-up comedian Ayesha Hazarika writes in The Guardian that being a woman is no barrier to being funny. “Funny is funny,” she sums up her point of view. “Talent and humor is everywhere. Opportunity is not.”
According to her, diversity matters in comedy because audiences appreciate hearing unique and quirky stories about life. Variety is what’s important because it’s interesting for the audience.
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Nicola Roberts 5 years ago
In my neck of the woods it would be a toilet roll for some eggs, or even flour!
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Thomas Register 5 years ago
I just always assumed that you were supposed to take pillows uselessly cluttering up the couch and throw them out the window. Hence "throw pillow".
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your_lesbian_friend 5 years ago (edited)
Oh my gosh i just noticed that's the singer i listen to mxmtoon lmao hah
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Debbie Pugsley 5 years ago (edited)
Just imagine how much worse it would be if this was 20 years ago.
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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
I could go for a Wendy’s chocolate thickshake with extra flavour and a yummy hot dog.
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Emerald Joanna 5 years ago
As someone who lives in a house that gets all day sun & I don't have air conditioning...it actually feels like hells fire in the Summer. My bedroom gets so hot it's like sleeping in a sauna 😰
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Audrey Bob-The-Builder 5 years ago
The iconic Karen Smith look on her face (yes, I know its from mamma mia! but, The look is just like Karens...)
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Marcin Bulus-Trando 5 years ago
Seeing how many computer related problems can be resolved by turning something off and on again, I don't see anything wrong with that.
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Little Wonder 5 years ago
For those wondering, this is a real photo. It was taken in the 1990s and used in a Patagonia catalogue.
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Dianna Siever 5 years ago
I have zero interest in watching this show, but lots of interest in seeing the men of this show dressed like the women. It's normal and necessary for them to be wearing some of those sling thongs in all promotional material, to convey the feeling that they too are objects. Oh wait, people aren't objects?
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Roxy Eastland 5 years ago
I always pronounced it Chick Filler, coz that's what it says (we don't have this chain in the UK). Found out recently it's supposed to be Chick Fillay, LMAO. We pronounce 'fillet' as 'fillitt', so that would explain my mistake.
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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
My daughter works at cracker barrel. Before they shut down customers were stealing the toilet paper.
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Alexandra Davis 5 years ago
For anyone wondering what it says: -Started making it -Had a breakdown -Bon appetite
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Emerald Joanna 5 years ago
This means "package of care" in the medical field....(I realise this is not what this person is alluding to though)
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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
Haha, I thought it was one of those super hairy caterpillars.
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chi-wei shen 5 years ago
Here's the bottom part of the picture, and yes, I also did wake up. bottom-5ea...325be7.jpg 
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Lydia Dean-Melchior 5 years ago
Uumm... BIG NO!!! Joe Exotic was only in it for the money. $$$ Killed young tigers simply because they were of no financial use to him any longer.
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Carol Taylor 5 years ago
DAMN, that was quite good..you really need to have clicked on the little name below to see it in it's full form..pity l came through AFTER the voting finished..
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Carol Taylor 5 years ago
yes..well l was..I'm hoping it was because you climbed the machine to access the shelf and slipped..hopefully..
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Iulia Chis 5 years ago
Seriously? Posted by women? Things are going way too far with this unhealty "feminism". Why don't we just treat everybody like a human being, not man or woman?
Martha Meyer 5 years ago
Hans has gone mad during quarantine. He's turned into his own evil troll twin!
Iulia Chis 5 years ago
Seriously? Posted by women? Things are going way too far with this unhealty "feminism". Why don't we just treat everybody like a human being, not man or woman?
Martha Meyer 5 years ago
Hans has gone mad during quarantine. He's turned into his own evil troll twin!
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