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"Never use Wikipedia," my college professors warned me back in the day. However, while it may not be the best source of information for doing academic research, Wikipedia is a treasure trove of interesting bits of knowledge. There are about 7,093,228 articles in the internet's encyclopedia, and some of them are straight-up comedy gold.

For example, did you know that Scooby-Doo's real name is Scoobert Doo? Or what the heck "smirting" is? We've found the times people goofed around and put the funniest pictures to accompany Wikipedia articles or created new ones for things like "fart lighting." Nothing goes better together than serious descriptions of nonsensical things and the goofy pictures that accompany them.

#1

Patrick McHenry photo with Wikipedia text about being bitten by a rabid fox, a humorous Wikipedia pages moment shared online.

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Abel
Community Member
2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be bitten by a rabid animal is a serious thing! 💀

glowworm2
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2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How else are we supposed to tell him apart from the other members of the U.S. House of Representatives?

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    #2

    Excerpt from a funny Wikipedia page about Dusty the Klepto Kitty and his unusual thefts shared online.

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He SHOULD have an entire page devoted to him for this!

    V
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He crept along fences, he leaped over walls, he poked into corners and sneaked into halls. What was he up to? At night, to be brief, Dusty the Klepto Kitty turned into a thief.

    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should make Dusty the Klepto Kitty's stolen items the new 12 days of Christmas song

    Mike F
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was playing in my head while reading it.

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    J J
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is anyone worried about the missing dog from the collar?

    Andrew Keir
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat people don't worry about a few missing dogs

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    Abel
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to know what are those 8 miscellaneous objects....

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dusty the Klepto Kitty also stole the hearts of millions.

    Marnie
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I checked the actual wiki page. No picture of the cat :-(

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can easily find photos of him if you search on Google. He was adorable.

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    Zac
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know this may sound crazy but has anyone ever thought about arresting that cat? they probably should lol

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    #3

    Illustration of African and Indian elephants with ears shaped like their respective country maps, Wikipedia humor.

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually rather brilliant.

    Disgruntled Panda
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be so confused if I see an elephant from the left though ;)

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    Joe Methuen
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just went with the size of the ear, since Africa is larger than India

    Henrik Knudsen
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cool, thanks for this. Fun facts are fun :)

    Peter Bear
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, TIL! That makes this a really good day!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those illustrations of it are cute.

    #4

    Screenshot of a Wikipedia page humorously explaining the caption "The staff ate it later" with a cake image.

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    DH
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you want to know the most mind blowing part of this? If that commercial was made anywhere else but Japan, the cake would not be edible because it would not look good enough for long enough. It would be made of glue and rubber or whatever. But in Japan, that would not do. You make it for real and make sure people understand that it was not wasted.

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. They use mashed potatoes for ice cream, since it melts under studio lights.

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    Hello_my_name_is_Genevieve
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this notice added in the Is is cake? program. Love this show, but always horrified HORRIFIED to see all that delicious seeming cake thrown on the floor.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does it take to get hired there? Asking for a friend.

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my Mum was on The Big Breakfast in the nineties (for non brits, it was a weekday morning live TV show, but more of an entertainment angle than a newsy angle than some of the others. had lots of silly games, bands, and things like that) in pretty much every shot, there were cakes and pastries everywhere (and they were real, too) any time they finished filming a segment in an area that wasn't going to be used again that day, as soon as they called cut, the crew would descend on them like vultures. and then after the show, everyone. presenters, guests and crew all got a fry up in the canteen. you could potentially get very fat working for that show

    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but why do I want some brie now?

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    #5

    Wikipedia page snippet showing paraprosdokian examples with humorous quotes from famous people.

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    Gebidozo
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [tasting a beer] “Some American beers are highly underrated. This isn’t one of them” — Spike, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”.

    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also from Groucho: While on safari I shot an elephant in my pajamas; how he got in my pajamas I'll never know.// Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend; inside a dog, it's too dark to read .

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agent interviewing a one legged man for the role of Tarzan. "I like your right leg. A lovely leg for the role. That's what I said when I saw you come in. I said, "A lovely leg for the role." I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is – neither have you." - Peter Cook

    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A great routine from a classic, wonderful evening of skits he did with Dudley Moore. Other highlights were the Frog and Peach restaurant, and the interview with the shepherd who witnessed the nativity. I was lucky enough to see them live when they toured the US. Clips of those bits can be found on YouTube.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I love this! It's like archeology for classic joke construction. Now I wonder about the entomology...

    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bugs? Or do you mean etymology, which deals with words?

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    Papa
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't drink beer any more . . . I don't drink it any less either."

    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like another from Mitch Hedberg: I used to do drúgs. I still do, but I used to, too.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Christmas with your granny has never been better. Each year, I wish it'd get better, but it never does!" Max from The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police.

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    #6

    Two hippopotamuses in natural habitat with humorous Wikipedia page caption cracking people up online.

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    Lee Gilliland
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad they cleared THAT up.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why that specification is so funny to me.

    Senjo Krane
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    2 weeks ago

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    That is not their natural habitat. They live near water. These look starved, so it's probably a drought. Terrible phot to use for a 'typical' habitat.

    Vincent Bevort
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to disappoint you, but if you look closely, you can see the edge of a water flow. So they ARE in their natural habitat. Looking close ate the image, you can see they are in a riverbed.

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    #7

    Screenshot of a Wikipedia page listing discontinued Guinness World Records, highlighting a record removed due to speed limits.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have thought that oceans would be a factor.

    Ace
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend of mine holds the unofficial motorbike record from John o'Groats to Lands End, the longest North to South route in the UK. He covered 884 miles in 11 hours, 14 minutes, an average of 79 mph, including fuel stops. That was before speed cameras and has never been repeated, also not an officially-endorsed record as it was clearly breaking the speed limits by, err, quite a lot.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially in Scotland, where dual carriageways are as rare as Loch Ness Monster droppings

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    CP
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't heaviest person get taken off too for health reasons?

    Lee Gilliland
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And most eating and drinking records.

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    Lukas (he/him, it/its)
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked up the list, another removed was "Most guitars smashed during a concert tour", removed for "Guitar Welfare"

    Russell Bowman
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in the U.S. with speed limits ... a record of 25 Hours, 39 Minutes from N.Y.C. to L.A. in a car ... a distance of about 2,800 to 2,900 miles (4,500 to 4,700 kilometers) ... do the math

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    #8

    Small toy car left abandoned on a snowy forest path, an example of funny Wikipedia pages that c*****d people up online.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little Tikes Cozy Coupe. Memory unlocked for anyone over 30.

    Ellie Ahmed
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just over 30, they’re still trucking in 2025. My kiddo got a new one for Christmas a couple years ago

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    Abel
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grand theft auto, kids edition.

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    #9

    Man sitting in a chair under caption guy standing, humorous Wikipedia page example that c*****d people up online.

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    #10

    Wikipedia page about the 1904 Olympics men's marathon and bizarre race events that c*****d people up online

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    Ellie Ahmed
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to really go down an internet rabbit hole, look into the 1904 Olympics as a whole. It is a wild ride. From how the US blackmailed the IOC in the first place, to holding it alongside something called the Savage Olympics (which, yes, was as horrifically racist as it sounds). The marathon was the peak of the absurdity, also not helped by the fact that for some ungodly reason the organisers decided the runners shouldn’t be allowed to drink any water throughout, because they thought it would be a good opportunity to test what that would do to a human body

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some guys got chased off course by dogs let loose, the guy who ate the spoilt apples showed up wearing long trousers so another athlete feeling pity cut them short for him, another guy inhaled just enough dust to tear open his stomach lining etc. The whole thing was a fricking fever dream

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    sbj
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was entering a Marathon I would take as nap at the start in the hope that when I woke up I find it was all a dream and I didn't really have to run 26 miles

    Zac
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for anyone who isnt aware, Strychnine is rat poison.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the race I was describing to my dad the other night, but I couldn't remember whether it was the Olympics or when it was. He had no clue what I was talking about!

    TheGayUmbrella
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh I read about this on tumblr it's hilarious

    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TL;DR: The US vs the UK and its ex-colonies and France, Cuba, Greece, and the Orange Colony. 4th place fell asleep

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That summary misses most of the funny parts of the story.

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    #11

    Top view of Sony PVM-4300 vintage TV with a calico cat on top, a funny Wikipedia page image shared online.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DAM IT! I was so close to being the first banana joke on this one!

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    Rusty
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the cat's name Banana?

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cat that lovely should be paid more than scale.

    joann fielding
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a split second I thought that read calico cat for sale. Cue disappointed noises.

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    #12

    Wikipedia page excerpt about gorillas drinking undiluted blackcurrant squash at London Zoo, amusing animal consumption fact.

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    Marnie
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does one drink a squash? I can barely even cut one open.

    Lee Gilliland
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squash is carbonated fruit juice in Europe.

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    #13

    Screenshot of a Wikipedia page listing Czech inventions, highlighting defenestration as throwing someone from a window.

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    Gebidozo
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Czechs threw some Catholic cardinals out of the window in the 15th century. It is regarded as one of the acts of proto-Reformation.

    YakFactory
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Certain Russians have a liking for defenestration now.

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    Zac
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahhh the Defenestration of Prague. good times.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how specific this word is.

    JoelTD
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This explains a lot. I guess I am Czech after all...

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go and read "Accidental Death of an Anarchist" by Dario Fo.

    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The modern variation is when Windows throws me off the internet.

    Abel
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that to throw somebody from a window is older....

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    #14

    Male jewel beetle mistaken for beer bottle, humor from Wikipedia pages that c*****d people up online.

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Male jewel beetle: this is my wife, Corona, we met at a music festival. She's very quiet

    Orion Red
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember seeing a doco that this is why beer bottles aren't brown in Australia anymore. The beetle was going extinct after drivers were tossing the bottles out while driving. The dici showed the mating process, just a slight tink tink tink sound.

    joann fielding
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😅 I'm sorry for laughing, I know it's a serious issue, but the 'tink tink tink' got me.

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    Heffalump
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many human males appear to prefer beer bottles to human females.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a huge problem in Australia if I remember correctly, they had to redesign beer bottles there to prevent this from happening

    williamszita
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh! i watched a documentary on the Jewel beetle a few years ago. it was one of the sweetest, funniest and saddest thing ive seen. Sweet and funny because these little beetles are falling in love with what they think are beautiful,giant goddesses of the beetle world. Sad because of humans not giving a s**t and discarding beer bottles wherever the Jewel beetles are in decline as the males are not mating with actual female beetle

    Gebidozo
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    #15

    Giraffe standing at an open front door inside a house, illustrating funny and unusual Wikipedia page content moments.

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    Agfox
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Excuse me, I have a reservation for High Tea"

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello, have you heard about the teachings of Geoffry the Giraffe from Toys 'R Us?"

    Mike F
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me, I'd like to talk to you about your car's warranty.

    Sofia
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seems the house of 2 men and 1/2

    Upstaged75
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a resort where the giraffes come right up to the house to be fed.

    KatSaidThat
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I win the lottery, I will be staying here for a month.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was my dream destination when I was a teenager. I was obsessed with giraffes and specifically wanted to see them here. There are other photos of them greeting people at the window of a second storey room.

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    #17

    Wikipedia page showing wealthy Texas was originally named Poor, a funny example from c*****d Wikipedia pages shared online.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only it were that easy for the rest of us.

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    #18

    Wikipedia page showing humorous internet slang nickname for George Orwell, highlighting funny Wikipedia content shared online.

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So his real name was Garge Arbinks?

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there was a second or maybe third language involved in this one.

    Remi (He/Him)
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    assuming j sounds like g and the second e is silent, jorj sounds like George

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    nottheactualphoto
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jorjor was George Orr, the protagonist in 'The Lathe of Heaven' by Ursula K. LeGuin.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think about this one a lot, like at least once a day the phrase ‘jorjor wel’ pops in mind and I have to resist the urge to giggle

    Abel
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets see... searching my brain memory...No "jorjor"...But "Jojo Bizarre adventure", a weird manga and anime. Or "Jojo Rabbit". No more results!

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    #19

    Wikipedia page showing the smiley symbol with synonyms and antonym, a humorous example that c*****d people up online.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an EMOJI THESAURUS?!? I do like that one Kanji looking one from the right. I wonder where that's from.

    any rei
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny that you used the Japanese word "Kanji". So you already kinda guessed the language where it originated correctly, just that this isn't a kanji (a character that was taken from the Chinese language and is now used in Japanese) but it's in fact the katakana letter "tu".

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    Jaya
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very important information, thank god they informed us 😄

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    #20

    Person wearing oversized trousers in an office setting, a humorous moment from funny Wikipedia pages shared online.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard the phrase, but I've never seen a picture of someone actually pulling his head out of his àss.

    Maja Andersson
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does not look bored at all, and is not at all boring :')

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    #21

    Screenshot of a humorous Wikipedia page showing a genetically engineered glowing ray cat under nuclear radiation.

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    Spencer's slave no longer
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I vote politicians take the place of cats, forcibly if necessary.

    Stephanie A Mutti
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no way that the attempts to create this "ray cat" would result in a giant angry radioactive cat that would destroy cities and make a mess of the kibble factory.

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitten Kong from The Goodies! Not radioactive but it is giant. :-)

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    Stardust she/her
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hey I remember this story. Basically scientists are concerned that in a few thousand years any future civilization might find our stash of nuclear waste and that we need to make sure that those future people do not go near or tamper with it. Some thought of using hostile architecture or using warnings but then these things might instead attract reckless adventurers. The cat idea was to genetically engineer cats so that they glow in the presence of radiation and to spread a legend that cats glow in radiation amongst our descendants so that once they come across the waste they’ll know to avoid it

    Andrew Keir
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone actually taken a Geiger counter into an Egyptian pyramid?

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    #22

    A horse tied to a 10 minute parking sign, featured in funny Wikipedia pages shared online.

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    Brittania Kelli
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's more concerning is that the sign indicates that the horse is a customer at Holiday Liquor.

    Jesse
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good on the rider for using a separate halter and not hitching the horse to the post by the bridle

    Upstaged75
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate all those cowboy/period piece movies where they tie their horse by the reins!

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    Katie Bear
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The horse has this look in its eyes, " If I do this dumb thing for you, you're going to give me treat, right?"

    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The horse actually is the customer. But he has someone go in for him because he's tired of bartenders and liquor store clerks rehashing the old joke of asking, "Why the long face?"

    KatSaidThat
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that as Croydon and was surprised it was still there after 10 minutes.

    Lady Eowyn
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The horse is very calm, he must be used to this.

    #23

    Screenshot of a humorous Wikipedia page titled list of lists of lists showing a playful redirect for LoLoL.

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    Robert T
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the entry for "Recursion" reads "see recursion". ;-)

    Marnie
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was some old book of computer terms. The definition of "recursion" was "See 'infinite loop'" and the definition of "infinite loop" was "See 'recursion'"

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    Gebidozo
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about a list of Liszt’s lists of lists of Liszt’s lists?

    Auntriarch
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not counting his Chopin Liszt when he went to the supermarket

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    #24

    Stormtrooper in costume playing near a playground with a child, a woman, and a dog in the background outdoors.

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    Ham Fright
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little short for a Stormtrooper.

    Lotekguy
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's his kid, then we know there was at least one short-range shot that he DIDN'T miss.

    Huddo's sister
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of once when we had a family reunion at a little park near my grandparent's place and these two stormtroopers turned up! The had a flag of some sort and stood on top of the skate ramp for a while, then left.

    Robert Millar
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    2 weeks ago

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    Correction here: A chubby stormtrooper...

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    #25

    Screenshot of a Wikipedia page explaining the law of holes as a humorous metaphor warning not to make situations worse.

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    SummerVeE
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *me: Buying a fancier shovel to double down

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! *telling passersby that I'm fine and I really like the hole*

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    Jaya
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're so deep that you're over halfway of the earth, then just keep digging and come out the other side. Or in other words: if you're gonna mess it up, mess it up spectacularly, become a legend.

    Andrew Keir
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A legend with rather hot feet - the centre of the Earth is quite warm ...

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    #26

    Cartoon dog Scoobert Doo with info on nickname variations from humorous Wikipedia pages shared online.

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    Auntriarch
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is the name Schoobert on the Liszt

    Lotekguy
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was dropped for a while, but they put him Bach on when they realized he could Handel the truth.

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    seanpar0820
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    El scoobarino if your into the whole brevity thing

    Costa
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scurbage Durbage in our house.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scoobert? Who the hell names their dog Scoobert? Well I guess one of his owners is a Norville Rogers but still

    #27

    Wikipedia page showing Brigitte the French Bulldog, a dog actress known for Modern Family, shared in the funniest Wikipedia moments online.

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    Remi (He/Him)
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be "The bestest dog in a television series"

    #28

    Wikipedia page showing humorous disambiguation between slashed zero and slashed letter O characters.

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    Robert Millar
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously never been to Norway or Denmark.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither of those two symbols is used in Scandanavian languages. The one it the title is one that is used in language - the line extends either side of the letter.

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    Khavrinen
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's just me, but it doesn't seem like "disambiguation" is the correct label here...

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Continuation of ambiguity' would indeed be a more fitting label.

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    Jaya
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaargh! I hate humanity! We can't even get this little thing right, how are we ever gonna survive?

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    #30

    Screenshot of a humorous Wikipedia page about an ugly man contest, shared to crack people up online.

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    Gebidozo
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s how I’m going to prove to the world that I’m a winner!

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why just men? I know they have a natural advantage, but let's be fair.

    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still waiting for the competition of "The Biggest Loser"

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is essentially what the sport of gurning is all about.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, interesting! Never heard of that, sounds hilarious.

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    #31

    An old photo of the alligator slide in a park with a person standing nearby, a humorous Wikipedia page image.

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    Multa Nocte
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually needed to know about this and am glad it exists.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they laugh when they hit the pool?

    #32

    Screenshot of a Wikipedia page about poet James McIntyre, featured in funny Wikipedia pages shared online.

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    Spidercat
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF CHEESE (acapella...a one two, ah one two three four) Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Spread it, melt it, stack it high. Cheddar's how I kiss goodbye Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie? Some of them want fondue Some of them want cheddar too. A wedge of brie brings me to my knees. Cheddar's sharp like a clever plan. And gouda's smooth like a backup band I chase my curds like destiny. That creamy bite? My fantasy. (Dis-a-brie, dis-a-brie, cheese with me!) Sweet dreams are made of cheese, And I'm the queen of dairy, just follow me. Sweet dreams are made of cheese, you see. Save a little cheese for me

    Multa Nocte
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Auntie, are you familiar with his work? I know we two share a great love of cheese. From Wiki: "The region seems to have inspired him, and it was in celebration of the proud history of Canada, the natural beauty and industry of the region, and especially (as noted above) its cheese, that the majority of his oeuvre was written."

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard of the fella! I am away to familiarise myself with his noble efforts

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    Glix Drap
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take it from me, his poems are very cheesy.

    Lotekguy
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coming from a strict religious background, he also wrote the song 🎼 What a friend we have in Cheeses 🎵

    Sam Trudeau
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upper Canada: The spots like the Northwest Territories, Ontario, with the other being Lower Canada. No longer divided

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    #33

    Female Ampulex dementor wasp specimen shown in close-up, featured in funny Wikipedia pages shared online.

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    Senjo Krane
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so what was she called before the books came out?

    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably something like "Oh noooooo! Aaaaaarghhhhh!"

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    Jeolas1
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure she deserves this - seems rather beautiful to me - oh. I looked it up. Now I get it: "The wasp has an unusual behavior towards cockroaches. As it stings its prey, it releases a toxin into the victim's neural nodes. This toxin blocks the cockroach's octopamine receptors, leaving the cockroach alive, but docile and with impaired motility. By prodding with its antennae, the predator then escorts its victim into the wasp's nest, where it can be dispatched more easily." (from Wikipedia)

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m pretty sure one of these bastards or its family members were harassing me the other day

    Marnie
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like it has a little pet black beetle on its back.

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    #34

    Wikipedia page about Le Pétomane, a French flatulist and entertainer, featured in funny Wikipedia pages shared online.

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    Brittania Kelli
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though I love 'fartomaniac' there is elegance and a certain je ne sais quoi to 'fartiste.'

    Anonymouse
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has recordings available on you tube, apparently, he had to have ambulances at his performances since he made people laugh until they passed out. Also - Mel Brooks named his Governor character after him in "Blazing Saddles" so there is that...

    Lee Gilliland
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yes, Mel Brooks named the governor in Blazing Saddles after him.

    Richard Pennington
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hence the character name in the film "Blazing Saddles".

    Lotekguy
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His act supposedly included farting "La Marseillaise" to standing ovations.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must have been so popular with toddlers.

    #35

    Screenshot of a Wikipedia file page showing a cat at dinner, highlighting funny Wikipedia pages shared online.

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DEFINITELY should have a Wiki page, maybe two.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at Otto's picture! Hee hee!

    AC
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the only Baldwin I dont mind looking at

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Morty has excellent table manners, Otto.

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    #36

    Black dog sitting on pavement with a pipe in its mouth, a funny Wikipedia page image shared online for laughs.

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    Ms. Mack
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ceci n'est pas une pipe. Ceci n'est pas un chien.

    #37

    Eggplant placed between chicken eggs in an egg carton, a humorous Wikipedia page image shared online.

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    HangryHangryHippo
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that this explains why they were called eggplants in the first place

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    #38

    Lion lying on its side with paws covering its face, a humorous moment shared from Wikipedia pages c*****d people up online.

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    Gebidozo
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be funnier if it were spelled properly (“I Can’t Bear to Look”), and the animal on the photo were a bear.

    GalPalAl
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    had similar thought about I can't lion to look or I would rather be lion

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    Hljott Anne
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before this, I used to named this picture "Ashamed Lion / Ashamed Big Kitty".

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    #39

    Funny Wikipedia page image showing a dummy police car roadside display from a humorous Wikipedia file.

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    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it should be in South Park

    Lotekguy
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Respect my appearance of authority!"

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    Stardust she/her
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So realistic that I thought it was an actual police officer with his car •_•

    joann fielding
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that even with inflatable cop cars that people KNEW were fake, they still slowed down, figuring the police have obviously have interest in that area.

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    Upstaged75
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a place near where I went to college that put an old police car on the side of the road. There's never anyone in it, they just hope it will slow people down. 🤷‍♀️

    #40

    Wikipedia page explaining smirting as smoking and flirting outside pubs, bars, cafes, restaurants, and office buildings.

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    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So NOT smirking and farting?

    Lotekguy
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's better than calling it Floking.

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    #41

    Screenshot of a Wikipedia page defining bus factor as a risk measurement causing laughs online in shared content about c*****d pages.

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain is lagging, could someone explain this?

    TheElementalGod️️ (He/him)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK what it meant either, but google helped. From google: "It's the minimum number of people whose sudden absence would cause the project to stall or fail due to a loss of knowledge and skills. A low bus factor indicates a high risk, meaning the project is heavily dependent on a few people, while a high bus factor means knowledge is more evenly distributed and the project is more resilient. " Basically, you know those group projects that teachers make everyone do in school, and there's usually only one student per group who does the work? That's a low bus factor. If all the team is actually doing the work, then that's a high bus factor.

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    #42

    Screenshot of a Wikipedia file page showing a dropped buttered toast image humorously shared online.

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    Multa Nocte
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume it's on a page illustrating the chances of it landing butter side down.

    Jaya
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jep, the source shows it's used on a page called 'Buttered toast phenomenon'.

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    Jnausicaa
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The probability o the toast falling buttered seed down is directly proportional to the cost of the surface it lands on.

    Lotekguy
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... as celebrated in song...

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    #43

    Wikipedia page excerpt explaining fart lighting, also called pyroflatulence, igniting gases to produce blue or colored flames.

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Care must be taken to ensure no blowout occurs

    Costa
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A popular pastime of bored merchant navy seamen I believe,

    #44

    Hand puppets with fake eyes on fingers creating funny characters in an office setting from c*****d Wikipedia pages online.

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    Speak easy buttercup
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man Im not sure why but this really freaks me out!! 😳😳😳

    #45

    Humorous Wikipedia page showing an oddly shaped potato resembling a face that c*****d people up online.

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    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like it's judging me

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister's first Instagram was for a potato left over from something they did at school. Kept it going for months, until the potato was so rotten my mum made her throw it out.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those green sprouts across the top remind me of Gary Oldman's (Zorg) hair in "The Fifth Element".

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    #46

    Alt text: Images of a Logitech MX5000 keyboard on fire, illustrating funny Wikipedia page moments shared online.

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    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cybertrucks have a gif of exploding

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This thing is so common that there are at least 15 pictures lol

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    #47

    Two basset hounds outdoors in a grassy fenced area, humorous image shared on Wikipedia pages that c*****d people up online.

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    #50

    Cars buried under heavy snow during a snowstorm, illustrating a funny Wikipedia page shared online for entertainment.

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    #51

    Screenshot of a Wikipedia page for Central Bank of India, humorously noting it is not the central bank.

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those wondering: "A central bank, reserve bank, national bank, or monetary authority is an institution that manages the monetary policy of a country or monetary union."

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, we have RBI instead. Bloody hell, why’d they do this?

    #53

    Screenshot of a humorous Wikipedia page titled Precrastination defining the opposite of procrastination.

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do this to the point where I completely burnt out and now do absolutely nothing with my life

    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it before it was posted to get it out of the way...

    Lotekguy
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Precrastination should mean that you know you're not going to get around to it before anybody even asks you to try.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am both a procrastinator and a precrastinator.

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    #54

    Funny Wikipedia page image showing a cow with antlers on a pole, part of c*****d people up moments shared online.

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    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The antlers are facing the wrong way

    Zac
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the antlers are also on top of a cow, so the direction i think is the least of the issues.

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    #55

    Hand squeezing Panic Pete stress toy showing protruding features, a humorous item shared on Wikipedia pages online.

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE Panic Pete! I have lost all of mine and probably need to send away for another.

    Michal Pifko
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funnily enough, "panic" means male virgin in some Slavic languages.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't there a Yugoslavian General called that some years ago? Poor chap.

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    Multa Nocte
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just remembered that this was an important member of the cast in the tv series "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency." Gosh, I really liked that show and was sad it was only two seasons.

    #56

    Screenshot of a humorous Wikipedia page showing an entry for dog writer with playful definitions.

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    #57

    Screenshot of a funny Wikipedia page about hungry grass, a cursed patch from Irish mythology causing insatiable hunger.

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    Ravenkbh
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They plant those outside of McDonalds

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    #58

    Person peeking out of a dryer in a laundry room, a funny moment related to Wikipedia pages that c*****d people up online.

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    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't she get stuck in there after a bet?

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    #61

    Screenshot of a Wikipedia image file page showing a humorous Spiderman photo in a Wikipedia layout.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strange to see this on the web ...

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    #62

    Three empty chairs under a green sign that says Ask the Experts on a bright green background in a humorous Wikipedia page.

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    Savannah greenleaf
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I feel like this is accurate and explains a lot? Especially in the US.

    Lotekguy
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's all the experts Trump left in the FBI, Department of Justice, at CDC and appointed to his Cabinet.

    Andrew Keir
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To quot Lord Gove, who (against stiff opposition) is one of the most over-promoted English politicians ever, "I've had enough of experts". His survival of an emergency brain transplant by a passing bricklayer has been put down to exceptionally bad luck - for the UK.

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