"Never use Wikipedia," my college professors warned me back in the day. However, while it may not be the best source of information for doing academic research, Wikipedia is a treasure trove of interesting bits of knowledge. There are about 7,093,228 articles in the internet's encyclopedia, and some of them are straight-up comedy gold.
For example, did you know that Scooby-Doo's real name is Scoobert Doo? Or what the heck "smirting" is? We've found the times people goofed around and put the funniest pictures to accompany Wikipedia articles or created new ones for things like "fart lighting." Nothing goes better together than serious descriptions of nonsensical things and the goofy pictures that accompany them.
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He crept along fences, he leaped over walls, he poked into corners and sneaked into halls. What was he up to? At night, to be brief, Dusty the Klepto Kitty turned into a thief.
We should make Dusty the Klepto Kitty's stolen items the new 12 days of Christmas song
You can easily find photos of him if you search on Google. He was adorable.
Load More Replies...I'll be so confused if I see an elephant from the left though ;)
Load More Replies...I just went with the size of the ear, since Africa is larger than India
Do you want to know the most mind blowing part of this? If that commercial was made anywhere else but Japan, the cake would not be edible because it would not look good enough for long enough. It would be made of glue and rubber or whatever. But in Japan, that would not do. You make it for real and make sure people understand that it was not wasted.
True. They use mashed potatoes for ice cream, since it melts under studio lights.
Load More Replies...I want this notice added in the Is is cake? program. Love this show, but always horrified HORRIFIED to see all that delicious seeming cake thrown on the floor.
my Mum was on The Big Breakfast in the nineties (for non brits, it was a weekday morning live TV show, but more of an entertainment angle than a newsy angle than some of the others. had lots of silly games, bands, and things like that) in pretty much every shot, there were cakes and pastries everywhere (and they were real, too) any time they finished filming a segment in an area that wasn't going to be used again that day, as soon as they called cut, the crew would descend on them like vultures. and then after the show, everyone. presenters, guests and crew all got a fry up in the canteen. you could potentially get very fat working for that show
[tasting a beer] “Some American beers are highly underrated. This isn’t one of them” — Spike, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”.
Great episode and always nice to encounter a fellow Buffy fan.
Load More Replies...Agent interviewing a one legged man for the role of Tarzan. "I like your right leg. A lovely leg for the role. That's what I said when I saw you come in. I said, "A lovely leg for the role." I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is – neither have you." - Peter Cook
A great routine from a classic, wonderful evening of skits he did with Dudley Moore. Other highlights were the Frog and Peach restaurant, and the interview with the shepherd who witnessed the nativity. I was lucky enough to see them live when they toured the US. Clips of those bits can be found on YouTube.
Load More Replies...OMG I love this! It's like archeology for classic joke construction. Now I wonder about the entomology...
The bugs? Or do you mean etymology, which deals with words?
Load More Replies...Like another from Mitch Hedberg: I used to do drúgs. I still do, but I used to, too.
Load More Replies...Sorry to disappoint you, but if you look closely, you can see the edge of a water flow. So they ARE in their natural habitat. Looking close ate the image, you can see they are in a riverbed.
Load More Replies...Friend of mine holds the unofficial motorbike record from John o'Groats to Lands End, the longest North to South route in the UK. He covered 884 miles in 11 hours, 14 minutes, an average of 79 mph, including fuel stops. That was before speed cameras and has never been repeated, also not an officially-endorsed record as it was clearly breaking the speed limits by, err, quite a lot.
Especially in Scotland, where dual carriageways are as rare as Loch Ness Monster droppings
Load More Replies...I looked up the list, another removed was "Most guitars smashed during a concert tour", removed for "Guitar Welfare"
And in the U.S. with speed limits ... a record of 25 Hours, 39 Minutes from N.Y.C. to L.A. in a car ... a distance of about 2,800 to 2,900 miles (4,500 to 4,700 kilometers) ... do the math
Not just over 30, they’re still trucking in 2025. My kiddo got a new one for Christmas a couple years ago
Load More Replies...If you want to really go down an internet rabbit hole, look into the 1904 Olympics as a whole. It is a wild ride. From how the US blackmailed the IOC in the first place, to holding it alongside something called the Savage Olympics (which, yes, was as horrifically racist as it sounds). The marathon was the peak of the absurdity, also not helped by the fact that for some ungodly reason the organisers decided the runners shouldn’t be allowed to drink any water throughout, because they thought it would be a good opportunity to test what that would do to a human body
Some guys got chased off course by dogs let loose, the guy who ate the spoilt apples showed up wearing long trousers so another athlete feeling pity cut them short for him, another guy inhaled just enough dust to tear open his stomach lining etc. The whole thing was a fricking fever dream
Load More Replies...This is the race I was describing to my dad the other night, but I couldn't remember whether it was the Olympics or when it was. He had no clue what I was talking about!
TL;DR: The US vs the UK and its ex-colonies and France, Cuba, Greece, and the Orange Colony. 4th place fell asleep
That summary misses most of the funny parts of the story.
Load More Replies...DAM IT! I was so close to being the first banana joke on this one!
Load More Replies...Ears up, not in airplane or sport mode so the cat is not upset
Load More Replies...For a split second I thought that read calico cat for sale. Cue disappointed noises.
Yup. Czechs threw some Catholic cardinals out of the window in the 15th century. It is regarded as one of the acts of proto-Reformation.
Certain Russians have a liking for defenestration now.
Load More Replies...Male jewel beetle: this is my wife, Corona, we met at a music festival. She's very quiet
I remember seeing a doco that this is why beer bottles aren't brown in Australia anymore. The beetle was going extinct after drivers were tossing the bottles out while driving. The dici showed the mating process, just a slight tink tink tink sound.
😅 I'm sorry for laughing, I know it's a serious issue, but the 'tink tink tink' got me.
Load More Replies...This was a huge problem in Australia if I remember correctly, they had to redesign beer bottles there to prevent this from happening
oh! i watched a documentary on the Jewel beetle a few years ago. it was one of the sweetest, funniest and saddest thing ive seen. Sweet and funny because these little beetles are falling in love with what they think are beautiful,giant goddesses of the beetle world. Sad because of humans not giving a s**t and discarding beer bottles wherever the Jewel beetles are in decline as the males are not mating with actual female beetle
"Do you have time to speak about your lord and savior?"
Load More Replies...I see person who upvoted giraffe , I upvote
Load More Replies...This was my dream destination when I was a teenager. I was obsessed with giraffes and specifically wanted to see them here. There are other photos of them greeting people at the window of a second storey room.
I think there was a second or maybe third language involved in this one.
assuming j sounds like g and the second e is silent, jorj sounds like George
Load More Replies...Jorjor was George Orr, the protagonist in 'The Lathe of Heaven' by Ursula K. LeGuin.
I think about this one a lot, like at least once a day the phrase ‘jorjor wel’ pops in mind and I have to resist the urge to giggle
There's an EMOJI THESAURUS?!? I do like that one Kanji looking one from the right. I wonder where that's from.
It's funny that you used the Japanese word "Kanji". So you already kinda guessed the language where it originated correctly, just that this isn't a kanji (a character that was taken from the Chinese language and is now used in Japanese) but it's in fact the katakana letter "tu".
Load More Replies...I vote politicians take the place of cats, forcibly if necessary.
There is no way that the attempts to create this "ray cat" would result in a giant angry radioactive cat that would destroy cities and make a mess of the kibble factory.
Kitten Kong from The Goodies! Not radioactive but it is giant. :-)
Load More Replies...Oh hey I remember this story. Basically scientists are concerned that in a few thousand years any future civilization might find our stash of nuclear waste and that we need to make sure that those future people do not go near or tamper with it. Some thought of using hostile architecture or using warnings but then these things might instead attract reckless adventurers. The cat idea was to genetically engineer cats so that they glow in the presence of radiation and to spread a legend that cats glow in radiation amongst our descendants so that once they come across the waste they’ll know to avoid it
Has anyone actually taken a Geiger counter into an Egyptian pyramid?
Load More Replies...What's more concerning is that the sign indicates that the horse is a customer at Holiday Liquor.
Good on the rider for using a separate halter and not hitching the horse to the post by the bridle
I hate all those cowboy/period piece movies where they tie their horse by the reins!
Load More Replies...The horse has this look in its eyes, " If I do this dumb thing for you, you're going to give me treat, right?"
I read that as Croydon and was surprised it was still there after 10 minutes.
There was some old book of computer terms. The definition of "recursion" was "See 'infinite loop'" and the definition of "infinite loop" was "See 'recursion'"
Load More Replies...Not counting his Chopin Liszt when he went to the supermarket
Load More Replies...This reminds me of once when we had a family reunion at a little park near my grandparent's place and these two stormtroopers turned up! The had a flag of some sort and stood on top of the skate ramp for a while, then left.
Ha! *telling passersby that I'm fine and I really like the hole*
Load More Replies...Unless you're so deep that you're over halfway of the earth, then just keep digging and come out the other side. Or in other words: if you're gonna mess it up, mess it up spectacularly, become a legend.
A legend with rather hot feet - the centre of the Earth is quite warm ...
Load More Replies...He was dropped for a while, but they put him Bach on when they realized he could Handel the truth.
Load More Replies...Scoobert? Who the hell names their dog Scoobert? Well I guess one of his owners is a Norville Rogers but still
Neither of those two symbols is used in Scandanavian languages. The one it the title is one that is used in language - the line extends either side of the letter.
Load More Replies...Maybe it's just me, but it doesn't seem like "disambiguation" is the correct label here...
'Continuation of ambiguity' would indeed be a more fitting label.
Load More Replies...Why just men? I know they have a natural advantage, but let's be fair.
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF CHEESE (acapella...a one two, ah one two three four) Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Spread it, melt it, stack it high. Cheddar's how I kiss goodbye Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie? Some of them want fondue Some of them want cheddar too. A wedge of brie brings me to my knees. Cheddar's sharp like a clever plan. And gouda's smooth like a backup band I chase my curds like destiny. That creamy bite? My fantasy. (Dis-a-brie, dis-a-brie, cheese with me!) Sweet dreams are made of cheese, And I'm the queen of dairy, just follow me. Sweet dreams are made of cheese, you see. Save a little cheese for me
Auntie, are you familiar with his work? I know we two share a great love of cheese. From Wiki: "The region seems to have inspired him, and it was in celebration of the proud history of Canada, the natural beauty and industry of the region, and especially (as noted above) its cheese, that the majority of his oeuvre was written."
Never heard of the fella! I am away to familiarise myself with his noble efforts
Load More Replies...Upper Canada: The spots like the Northwest Territories, Ontario, with the other being Lower Canada. No longer divided
Probably something like "Oh noooooo! Aaaaaarghhhhh!"
Load More Replies...Not sure she deserves this - seems rather beautiful to me - oh. I looked it up. Now I get it: "The wasp has an unusual behavior towards cockroaches. As it stings its prey, it releases a toxin into the victim's neural nodes. This toxin blocks the cockroach's octopamine receptors, leaving the cockroach alive, but docile and with impaired motility. By prodding with its antennae, the predator then escorts its victim into the wasp's nest, where it can be dispatched more easily." (from Wikipedia)
I’m pretty sure one of these bastards or its family members were harassing me the other day
Though I love 'fartomaniac' there is elegance and a certain je ne sais quoi to 'fartiste.'
He has recordings available on you tube, apparently, he had to have ambulances at his performances since he made people laugh until they passed out. Also - Mel Brooks named his Governor character after him in "Blazing Saddles" so there is that...
And yes, Mel Brooks named the governor in Blazing Saddles after him.
I love that this explains why they were called eggplants in the first place
It would be funnier if it were spelled properly (“I Can’t Bear to Look”), and the animal on the photo were a bear.
had similar thought about I can't lion to look or I would rather be lion
Load More Replies...Before this, I used to named this picture "Ashamed Lion / Ashamed Big Kitty".
So realistic that I thought it was an actual police officer with his car •_•
I read that even with inflatable cop cars that people KNEW were fake, they still slowed down, figuring the police have obviously have interest in that area.
Load More Replies...There's a place near where I went to college that put an old police car on the side of the road. There's never anyone in it, they just hope it will slow people down. 🤷♀️
IDK what it meant either, but google helped. From google: "It's the minimum number of people whose sudden absence would cause the project to stall or fail due to a loss of knowledge and skills. A low bus factor indicates a high risk, meaning the project is heavily dependent on a few people, while a high bus factor means knowledge is more evenly distributed and the project is more resilient. " Basically, you know those group projects that teachers make everyone do in school, and there's usually only one student per group who does the work? That's a low bus factor. If all the team is actually doing the work, then that's a high bus factor.
Load More Replies...I assume it's on a page illustrating the chances of it landing butter side down.
Jep, the source shows it's used on a page called 'Buttered toast phenomenon'.
Load More Replies...My sister's first Instagram was for a potato left over from something they did at school. Kept it going for months, until the potato was so rotten my mum made her throw it out.
I used to do this to the point where I completely burnt out and now do absolutely nothing with my life
I LOVE Panic Pete! I have lost all of mine and probably need to send away for another.
Funnily enough, "panic" means male virgin in some Slavic languages.
Wasn't there a Yugoslavian General called that some years ago? Poor chap.
Load More Replies...I just remembered that this was an important member of the cast in the tv series "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency." Gosh, I really liked that show and was sad it was only two seasons.
So good that I am actually visualizing it as well!!
Load More Replies...Why do I feel like this is accurate and explains a lot? Especially in the US.
That's all the experts Trump left in the FBI, Department of Justice, at CDC and appointed to his Cabinet.
To quot Lord Gove, who (against stiff opposition) is one of the most over-promoted English politicians ever, "I've had enough of experts". His survival of an emergency brain transplant by a passing bricklayer has been put down to exceptionally bad luck - for the UK.
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