45 Tweets By These Women That Got People’s Sides Hurting From Laughter

I've had a middle part, bangs and straight hair since the 70s, with a few random perms in the 80s and 90s lol

My hair frequently makes executive decisions that put my entire company image at risk. For instance, today it decided to advertise as many hair demographics as it could by becoming straight, curly, wavy, thick and thin...all at the same time.

My husband has had the same hairstyle since he was ~16. That was 52 years ago.

Got any fellow curly haired folks here?

I have a cowlick (not sure what other countries would call it) and my hair parts there regardless of anything I choose to do with the rest of it. It can also create its own "fountain" of hair, which sticks straight up.

I hear you. I'm super dumb.

"If it was a snake, it would have bit ya!" - My Dad

I feel you, sis. I got lost in central Barcelona while checking the map on my hands. I turned on GPS to show me directions and I still walked the opposite direction for like 15 minutes :)))

Yes I can. In fact I zoned out around 4 times while you were giving me directions

Don't tell me what i can or cannot do.

And there are ample, clean toilets with no lines.

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And there are 4000 conveniently placed restrooms(not portaloos) and ice water!!!

And you’re not allowed to stand in front of anyone shorter than you.

Small towns in Wisconsin have these every year.

...a shuttle to and from? 🤨

I snort-laughed at this

came out as bi to my bf at the time, he was like "yeah, I get it, girls are hot, I like them too" honestly, one of my favorite reactions

What an awesome dad!!!

My boyfriend is also a lesbian. He tells everyone this. My 80-year-old mother recently asked me....'Since I'm in love with and sleeping with a confirmed lesbian, does that make me a lesbian? ' .... I didn't know how to answer lol🤔

Made me tear up.

That sounds awesome!

That wouldn't work at a party full of goths 😂

I saw a post once where someone said you could hire them to go to your funeral, dressed in black, standing way back, and cry a lot. Then people will assume you had a more interesting life than you did. If I weren't married, I would totally do that.

my friends and family have done this..... I'm albino, I dress mostly in black and gray, and I'm 7'4 {For medical reasons, I didn't stop growing, I hate that I have to explain my height in every online convis} but told them if they have friends over, they can ignore me and ill just chat like i know everyone, and just not say my name, to mess with them, iv done it like 20 times now with family members, sadly now everyone knows me, so i do it in stores ill ask someone for help then my sister will and when they sai they are helping me my sister will be like "helping who? and look around" it is just great~

She should randomly start crying too... and run off if ppl try to talk to her

Their union requires reports on how many people they annoyed.

There's a species of beetle around here that gathers in huge numbers every autumn for a beetle orgy. This year one somehow found its way into my bathroom and I'm like "if you've come here looking for love you're majorly out of luck, pal".

just getting a cold beer from the fridge.

Or,, how many people they bugged lol. I’ll see myself out