If pets could read they probably wouldn't be afraid of veterinarians as much. It turns out, animal hospitals are fond of humor and their jokes are surprisingly funny. Don't believe me? Then get ready because Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest veterinarian signs out there!
From hilarious two-liners about texting cats to unapologetic puns about neutering, the humor on these signs is as good as you'd expect from a kick-ass stand-up comic. Scroll down to tickle your funny bone and vote for your favorite entries.
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I'm not sure about that.. my dog has me trained pretty well, but he has such a good attitude that I'm not upset about it! lol My cat, on the other hand, has been known to swat at me occasionally!
FOR Sure! 3 rescued kittens—they totally RULE & totally destroy every thing Material u love. THIS is when u KNOW love Rules NOT things. XXXXXX
I am a dog person myself. Cats are beautiful, soft, silky and very expressive. But, they are also very demanding, they jump on counters, lay on your keyboard, judge you constantly, and NEVER listen. Plus there is the littler box situation. My dog is beautiful, soft, expressive, and not too demanding. She can't reach the countertops, even if she wanted to. She does not lay on my keyboard, judge me (at least not too much), and she usually listens and does what I say. (Usually.) AND, she does her business outside. Cats will always be funnier, but for me dogs are easier.
This is an old saying, but still accurate. PS-my dog thinks I’m staff also
Yes, my boss meows VERY loudly the second her water bowl is empty (shared with our thirsty dogs) and I'd better jump or the claws come out.
So true. They will inherit earth when humans get extinct by their own hand.
The expression is overused. It is seen & repeated so much...even though true.
I agree with the first bit. Whether it's true or not seems to greatly depend on the cat.
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Lol ueah been there done that ... and the dog willingly did it again
That's an ingenious design, a cat inside a dog and a heart too! Hats-off to artist!
Eau Gallie really has a great sense of humor! So many of them are on this list.
Haha.. this is so true.. if you have pets in your home, even one second rule should not be applied.
I don't know about that, I've seen some ugly a*s carpet that looked like cat puke
I didn't get this one.....it either went WAAY over my head or it's just not funny
This reminds me of one horrible awful night when 8 drunken fools (and two sober ones...a giggling 10 year old laughing too hard to speak and a pregnant me) made bird puns for about a half hour. One after the other. I shut it down with " y'all are all totally mallard-justed." Good times!
This one doesn't really work. Why would 2 Persians have trouble communicating. It seems like the Siamese would be the one who needs a Persian interpreter.
This is actually a perfect name if anyone starts making this mix. I'd prefer it over any of the -doodle variations.
I really loved the Highland Road & Eau Gallie hospitals! They repeatedly had great stuff! And I love the others, too :)
Was this post sponsored by Highland Road Animal Hospital? Or maybe a joint venture between them and Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital? :)
I really loved the Highland Road & Eau Gallie hospitals! They repeatedly had great stuff! And I love the others, too :)
Was this post sponsored by Highland Road Animal Hospital? Or maybe a joint venture between them and Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital? :)
