If your perfect Valentine's day ideas consist of hating everyone who likes this festivity, then you've clicked on the right post. And it's an even better match if you hate the kitschy side of Valentine's Day, yet like to impress your significant other of how much you don't care about it anyway. In that case, we have a selection of very ironical, deeply sarcastic, totally un-romantic Valentine cards for you to greet your loved one without getting all pukey cute.

Most of us have had enough of the typical Hallmark-style love cards (not that there's anything wrong with them). For couples and romantic singles with a sense of humor or an unconventional approach to romance, there are fun and creative greeting cards like these!

Sure, some of them are not the most romantic greeting cards out there (not that you were looking for one, anyhow), but you've got to give them to the right person for them to be effective. If there's a pant-nullifying Valentine's Day card that you think we've missed, you can add it to this list and vote for your favorite what-you-see-is-what-you-get cards as well!

(h/t: huffpost)

#1

F*ck Valentine's Day

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ParkaMan
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5 years ago

=)

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KarenSobaski
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5 years ago

A valentine card for Norman with love from the Cat Lady.

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ToneGasteiger
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5 years ago

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! :) XX

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DeeYoungs
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5 years ago

LOVE it!!! hahahahahha

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DianaBerulyte
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5 years ago

The best one! :) :) :)

Brenda Hampton
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2 years ago

The best valentine !

Paul
Community Member
3 years ago

Happy Valentine my eternal Love........😍😚

shazzer
Community Member
5 years ago

lolz ta xx

msdyto
Community Member
5 years ago

that what mah behbeh sez

gRAPEfruit
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5 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA it looks like a butt.

LopamudraGhosh
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5 years ago

soooo cute :) :)

RandomPandaCat
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5 years ago

that's what my baby said! xD

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SabineKarlsson
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5 years ago

Goood one! :D

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DeeYoungs
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5 years ago

1st world problems!!! hahahaha

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SabineKarlsson
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5 years ago

Not very mature, but I like this one ... :D

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DeeYoungs
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5 years ago

hubbie would appreciate this one!

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YakhtarAli
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5 years ago

hell yeah... hahaha this made my day :D

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HardBoiled
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5 years ago

like this one

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msdyto
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5 years ago

you too

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5 years ago

jiji :)

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JanisPederson
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5 years ago

Reality! Ugh!

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AleenaLiu
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5 years ago

ha! my fave

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BabyKangeroo7
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5 years ago

DAMN LIKE MY ROOM AM I RIGHT?

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ImranaNajafee
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5 years ago

now that's love

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ElliotLord
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5 years ago

Did Ned Flanders make this one?!

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KrunaPoštić
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5 years ago

aaaaaaaaaaaa

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DeeYoungs
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5 years ago

cheeky!!!!!

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Sonali Bhatt
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3 years ago

Nice List. Very creative and nice cards. Find more gifts @ http://www.valentine.gifts/

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#22

Like Kanye Loves Kanye

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JohannaHegermann
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5 years ago

This is just true love!

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shazzer
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5 years ago

i dnt think thats possible im a pro biatch lol xx

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Sunny Boardman
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1 year ago

Did I write that?

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JoannaVoll
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5 years ago

That's totally me ;)

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Every Irritating Minute

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AbiezerCelzo224352
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5 years ago

one of the sweetest ones so far

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Sunny Boardman
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1 year ago

I've gotten this card - from men.

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#31

I'm Still Not Sick Of You

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7 months ago

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Valentine's Day Card "you Are My Favorite Nerd"

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Cute Best Friends Valentines Card,you And I Are More Than Friends, We' Like A Really Small Gang

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Sunny Boardman
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1 year ago

in my minds eye, when I want to be BAD

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You're My Favorite Bitch To Bitch About Bitches With

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ParkaMan
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5 years ago

xD hahahaha

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Lorien
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4 years ago

Whoa.. that's saying a LOT

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msdyto
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5 years ago

ok i won't

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Alisha Chohan
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1 year ago

oH mY gAwAd

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Kip The Otter
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1 year ago (edited)

The perfect card for Dwight Schrute!

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Lorem To My Ipsum

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Lauren Michlin
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1 year ago

what is up with those pigs??

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#62

You Complete Me ...in An Incomplete Way

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5 years ago

If you like it you can download the card for free here! https://www.behance.net/gallery/23379947/Free-Alternative-Greeting-Card

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Sunny Boardman
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1 year ago

Duh-oh. But if it bombs as a Valentine try again on Presidents Day.

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msdyto
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5 years ago

welp, ill keep that in mind

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I Love You More Than I Love Pizza From Zazzle